Brian & Eric Don't Belong Here
By Brian & Eric
Brian & Eric Don't Belong HereDec 21, 2022
The Garabedian Christmas House
On Christmas Eve 1973, The Garabedian family experienced a miracle-- What that miracle actually WAS remains a secret to their family, but every Christmas season since then they've decorated their home in the Bronx with one of the most curious and strange displays of holiday spirit in all of New York. Brian and Eric hop in the car to see it for themselves, hoping to rekindle some of their own missing fire for Christmas.
Real Santa Sightings
Brian & Eric dive into one of the strangest corners of the paranormal they've encountered yet: People who claim that they have seen Santa Claus!
We're Very Afraid of Terminators
The boys discuss the inevitable AI apocalypse that is sure to come with ChatGPT, how the Mii Plaza might be the best example of a multiverse, the internet experience of their youth, and why damn kids these days can't seem to get off their phones.
The ParaConn Goof-Around Power Hour
Brian & Eric (and Jaime and Tess Pfeifle of Astonishing Legends) goof around for an hour live from their booth at ParaConn II in Ansonia, Connecticut. They discuss faith healer and exorcist Biff Saunders, hear ghost stories from convention goers, and cheer on any rad babies they see.
The Blood Moon Episode
There's a Blood Moon tonight! Brian & Eric discuss everything about The Blood Moon: What causes it? What are the superstitions around it? Could it possibly signify our coming doom?
What they definitely don't do is spend the entire hour talking about nearly anything else: Underage drinking, marijuana, Star Trek, solar eclipses, and whatever else comes to mind.
28 Days Haunted
Brian & Eric watch their hero and pope of the paranormal Tony Spera in his new Netflix show 28 Days Haunted. They're not that enthused by the results-- but pitch an idea for a show with 20x the Tony.
Cursed Movies with Willie Muse & Emily P. Heller
A movie that never got made because it killed four potential leading men? A movie where the devil may literally live inside of it? A movie about Jesus that God may have LITERALLY TRIED TO STOP? Willie Muse & Emily P. Heller join Brian & Eric to talk about Halloween, and cursed movie productions.
Frog Monsters & The Amazing Kreskin
Brian & Eric begin by discussing strange frogs that have begun appearing at Chernobyl... but quickly devolve into talk about New York City's 'Mole People', debut a new segment called D-D-D-D-D-DOGMAN WATCH, and get deep into the life and times of The Amazing Kreskin.
Dogman Stories
Some Guy Gave a Plant a Freaking Machete
Artist David Bowen rigged up a machine that allowed a regular houseplant to wield a machete and also taught flies to wield a handgun. Brian & Eric... wish he had done neither of those things. They also learn about squatter's rights, decide what qualifications allow someone to claim the title "Loki Boy", and read about human deaths at the hands of monkeys.
Aliens Are Phrogging Earth!
Brian & Eric get freaked out learning about phroggers, people who live secretly in occupied homes. They also discover the fatal flaw in many UFO theories, and discuss a mysterious television signal that allegedly warned of a 2016 New Jersey train crash.
The Spookiest Cheese
Volume III begins! A very sinus-y Brian & Eric return from hiatus ready to talk about a man named Dragon from Secrets of Skinwalker Ranch, discover the spookiest of cheeses, and wonder if they could continue to be friends with someone in love with an imaginary cockroach.
Jordan Cline Hunts Ghosts & Talks About 'Em
Jordan Cline (Fireside Paranormal) might be the nicest guy in the paranormal biz! We talk to him about Fireside Paranormal, what it was like growing up in a haunted house, his ghost hunting adventures, and what happens when you bring a haunted serving tray into your home.
True Ghost Stories of Connecticut (BONUS EPISODE!)
EXTRA BONUS SHOW! Charles Rosenay!!! returns to share some stories from his new book 'True Ghost Stories of Connecticut' debuting this weekend at Paraconn II in Ansonia, CT. We also look into some of the popular Beatles conspiracy theories and gauge which ones Charles thinks may actually be plausible.
Nick Grossman Sees Demons
Nick Grossman, a clairvoyant and psychic, talks to Brian & Eric about what it was like growing up with his unique gifts... as well as what it's like putting together a paranormal convention. Did we mention we'll be at Paraconn II July 16-17th in Ansonia, CT?
Dungeons & Dragons & THE DEVIL
In the latest season of Stranger Things, the main characters are accused of being in league with Satan because they participate in a Dungeons & Dragons club... Chris Wolf (Offworlders, Night Tripper) joins Brian & Eric to talk about the REAL 1980s Satanic Panic surrounding a dumb game where you pretend to be a dwarf and fight monsters.
UAPs (w/ Cristina Gomez)
Cursed Objects (w/ J.W Ocker)
Tim Binnall (Coast to Coast AM)
Brian & Eric sit down with Tim Binnall, news editor of Coast to Coast AM, to discuss everything from the state of paranormal media to when the when would be the right time for the U.S government to tell us what they know about aliens (Spoiler: It's not now).
The Burke & Hare Murders w/ Jenna Stoeber
Jenna Stoeber (Polygon) joins Brian & Eric to talk about a darkly funny true tale of science, greed, AND MURDER! In 1800's Scotland, William Burke and William Hare killed sixteen people and sold their bodies to the local university for dissection. The boys maybe project onto the characters a little too hard.
Weird Florida w/ Petrana Radulovic & Austin Brown
Florida natives Petrana Radulovic and Austin Brown join Brian and Eric to talk about the strange things lurking in the state of Florida.
Spontaneous Human Combustion
Brian & Eric deal with the horrifying reality of being buried alive, before discussing some of the most famous modern cases of spontaneous human combustion.
Dewey Morrison & More Ghost Stories
Dewey Morrison returns to the show with more ghost stories! Phone calls also return, and get kicked off with a GREAT ONE.
Charles Rosenay!!!: A Living Legend
Brian & Eric talk to living Connecticut legend Charles Rosenay!!! about paranormal conventions, Dracula tours, horror movies, and The Beatles.
"HIGH" Magic Crash Course Part 2
Brian & Eric take another stab at learning about high magic from a book. Brian takes an edible and becomes catastrophically stoned during recording.
Talkin' Grimoires with Brian Johnson
The boys are joined by Brian Johnson, a legitimate arcane scholar, to talk about grimoires and magic.
High Magic Crash Course
Brian & Eric uncover a book that will teach them everything they need to know about magic... assuming they can figure out how to read.
Zaragoza Goblin w/ Jake Young
We find Jake Young (Wizard & The Bruiser) beneath the New York Public Library and talk about a strange haunting in Zaragoza, Spain from the 1930s... Also a talking mongoose. Also the Kentucky goblins who became the basis for a Pokemon.
LET'S HIRE A WIZARD
Brian & Eric comb the depths of Fiverr.com to find a wizard, witch, conjurer, necromancer, or close-up magician to hire and help the podcast.
Bigfoot w/ Willie Muse
Willie Muse (Knitting Time, CollegeHumor) goes back and forth on whether or not he believes in Bigfoot. Brian & Eric hatch a plan to become the keynote speakers at ParaConn in Ansonia, CT.
The Berkshires U.F.Os
The Phillip Experiment
In 1972 a collection of Canadian-based paranormal researchers attempted to manifest a fictional person named Phillip. The results baffle Brian & Eric a good bit!
Visiting The Amityville Horror House
Brian, Eric, and Jamie hit the road to visit the Amityville Horror house on Long Island, NY... and worry they may have brought something back home with them.
The Haunting in Connecticut
The boys welcome Tess Pfeifel (Astonishing Legends, The Midnight Library) to discuss the famous 'Haunting in Connecticut'-- investigated by Ed & Lorraine Warren, and taking place in a house fifteen minutes from where Brian grew up.
Dewey Morrison is Haunted as Hell!
The boys welcome comedian Dewey Morrison on the show to tell some of his wild ghost stories. Also there's a magic egg. Check Dewey out on Instagram: @its_uncle_Dewey and deweymorrison.com!
Evergreens Cemetery (Brooklyn, NY)
Brian & Eric go ghost hunting in a haunted cemetery in Bushwick, to see what ghosts they can conjure up with their spirit box.
Remote Viewing
The boys learn if they have any latent psychic abilities by experimenting with Remote Viewing... and the results sure are surprising!
Brian & Eric vs Mickey Mouse
The top brass at Disney try to stop the boys from talking about the dark things lurking in their parks-- but this broadcast cannot be stopped!
Brian & Eric Get a Folk Illness
Brian & Eric are joined by Jesse Eisemann (Cracked Movie Club) to talk about culture-bound syndromes... a topic they are woefully unqualified to talk about!
Brian & Eric Learn About Viking Magic
The boys learn why you might want to put your wife on the roof.
Check out Norse Magic & Beliefs on YouTube!
We Are Living In a Simulation
Matt Pacheco (@matt_pacheco_music) joins the boys to tackle the idea that we're living in a simulation.
Brian & Eric's Don't Belong Here Christmas
The boys emerge from the stacks beneath the New York Public Library with all new explorations into the spooky and the unexplained!
Brian & Eric Conquer The Ghost Room
The unintended finale of our first volume! Brian and Eric return to the room that scared them very much, this time equipped with a Spirit Box app. They also introduce the world to Harold their new Co-Ghost.
Brian & Eric Love This Cult
Brian & Eric learn about the Unarius Academy of Science, get totally on board with it, and 1000% want to join.
13 Ghosts, 16 Handles, 27 Dresses
Brian & Eric are joined once again by Jesse Eisemann (CollegeHumor/UCB) to talk about ghosts, haunted NYC apartments, and learn about the Freemasons from a fantastic call-in.
Missing 411
Brian is traveling this weekend, so we're digging one out of our pre-recorded bank! Brian & Eric learn about hundreds of people who go missing in nation parks under mysterious circumstances.
Poison The Ghost
Brian and Eric discuss news regarding mysterious repeating radio signals in space, and help a listener with her haunted house problem.
Mail Bag & Satanic Cults
Brian & Eric watch a police training video about dealing with Satanic Cults, and learn how much Brian would sell his soul for.
Tess Pfeifle & The Sallie House
Brian & Eric talk to Astonishing Legends researcher Tess Pfeifle about The Sallie House and the 4 part podcasting epic that it inspired.
Christmas in the Dark
Brian and Eric set out to record a Christmas episode, after a whole evening of banking backlog episodes. Then lights go out in the studio.