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Brian & Eric Don't Belong Here

Brian & Eric Don't Belong Here

By Brian & Eric

Deep beneath the stacks of the New York Public Library, Brian & Eric stumble through strange, spooky, and macabre while trying not to get cursed. Bigfoot? Obviously real. UFOs? The government is hiding them. The Dogman? Definitely not just a bear. Killer Robots? Coming for us all! Join two idiots as they explore these topics and more while making each other laugh.
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The Garabedian Christmas House

Brian & Eric Don't Belong HereDec 21, 2022

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The Garabedian Christmas House

The Garabedian Christmas House

On Christmas Eve 1973, The Garabedian family experienced a miracle-- What that miracle actually WAS remains a secret to their family, but every Christmas season since then they've decorated their home in the Bronx with one of the most curious and strange displays of holiday spirit in all of New York. Brian and Eric hop in the car to see it for themselves, hoping to rekindle some of their own missing fire for Christmas.

Dec 21, 202254:35
Real Santa Sightings

Real Santa Sightings

Brian & Eric dive into one of the strangest corners of the paranormal they've encountered yet: People who claim that they have seen Santa Claus! 

Dec 14, 202201:00:18
We're Very Afraid of Terminators

We're Very Afraid of Terminators

The boys discuss the inevitable AI apocalypse that is sure to come with ChatGPT, how the Mii Plaza might be the best example of a multiverse, the internet experience of their youth, and why damn kids these days can't seem to get off their phones. 

Dec 07, 202201:01:59
The ParaConn Goof-Around Power Hour

The ParaConn Goof-Around Power Hour

Brian & Eric (and Jaime and Tess Pfeifle of Astonishing Legends) goof around for an hour live from their booth at ParaConn II in Ansonia, Connecticut. They discuss faith healer and exorcist Biff Saunders, hear ghost stories from convention goers, and cheer on any rad babies they see. 

Nov 16, 202201:02:17
The Blood Moon Episode

The Blood Moon Episode

There's a Blood Moon tonight! Brian & Eric discuss everything about The Blood Moon: What causes it? What are the superstitions around it? Could it possibly signify our coming doom? 

What they definitely don't do is spend the entire hour talking about nearly anything else: Underage drinking, marijuana, Star Trek, solar eclipses, and whatever else comes to mind.

Nov 09, 202201:01:05
28 Days Haunted

28 Days Haunted

Brian & Eric watch their hero and pope of the paranormal Tony Spera in his new Netflix show 28 Days Haunted. They're not that enthused by the results-- but pitch an idea for a show with 20x the Tony. 

Nov 02, 202253:30
Cursed Movies with Willie Muse & Emily P. Heller

Cursed Movies with Willie Muse & Emily P. Heller

A movie that never got made because it killed four potential leading men? A movie where the devil may literally live inside of it? A movie about Jesus that God may have LITERALLY TRIED TO STOP? Willie Muse & Emily P. Heller join Brian & Eric to talk about Halloween, and cursed movie productions. 

Oct 26, 202201:04:25
Frog Monsters & The Amazing Kreskin

Frog Monsters & The Amazing Kreskin

Brian & Eric begin by discussing strange frogs that have begun appearing at Chernobyl... but quickly devolve into talk about New York City's 'Mole People', debut a new segment called D-D-D-D-D-DOGMAN WATCH, and get deep into the life and times of The Amazing Kreskin. 

Oct 19, 202201:01:27
Dogman Stories

Dogman Stories

Brian & Eric learn about the Michigan Dogman, discover the differences between dogmen and werewolves, and get into the weeds on pumpkin spice and Halloween decorations. 
Oct 12, 202201:07:13
Some Guy Gave a Plant a Freaking Machete

Some Guy Gave a Plant a Freaking Machete

Artist David Bowen rigged up a machine that allowed a regular houseplant to wield a machete and also taught flies to wield a handgun. Brian & Eric... wish he had done neither of those things. They also learn about squatter's rights, decide what qualifications allow someone to claim the title "Loki Boy", and read about human deaths at the hands of monkeys. 

Oct 05, 202259:04
Aliens Are Phrogging Earth!

Aliens Are Phrogging Earth!

Brian & Eric get freaked out learning about phroggers, people who live secretly in occupied homes. They also discover the fatal flaw in many UFO theories, and discuss a mysterious television signal that allegedly warned of a 2016 New Jersey train crash.  

Sep 28, 202257:60
The Spookiest Cheese

The Spookiest Cheese

Volume III begins! A very sinus-y Brian & Eric return from hiatus ready to talk about a man named Dragon from Secrets of Skinwalker Ranch, discover the spookiest of cheeses, and wonder if they could continue to be friends with someone in love with an imaginary cockroach. 

Sep 21, 202256:25
Jordan Cline Hunts Ghosts & Talks About 'Em

Jordan Cline Hunts Ghosts & Talks About 'Em

Jordan Cline (Fireside Paranormal) might be the nicest guy in the paranormal biz! We talk to him about Fireside Paranormal, what it was like growing up in a haunted house, his ghost hunting adventures, and what happens when you bring a haunted serving tray into your home. 

Jul 20, 202201:05:39
True Ghost Stories of Connecticut (BONUS EPISODE!)

True Ghost Stories of Connecticut (BONUS EPISODE!)

EXTRA BONUS SHOW! Charles Rosenay!!! returns to share some stories from his new book 'True Ghost Stories of Connecticut' debuting this weekend at Paraconn II in Ansonia, CT. We also look into some of the popular Beatles conspiracy theories and gauge which ones Charles thinks may actually be plausible. 

Jul 15, 202255:03
Nick Grossman Sees Demons

Nick Grossman Sees Demons

Nick Grossman, a clairvoyant and psychic, talks to Brian & Eric about what it was like growing up with his unique gifts... as well as what it's like putting together a paranormal convention. Did we mention we'll be at Paraconn II July 16-17th in Ansonia, CT? 

Jul 13, 202201:02:47
Dungeons & Dragons & THE DEVIL

Dungeons & Dragons & THE DEVIL

In the latest season of Stranger Things, the main characters are accused of being in league with Satan because they participate in a Dungeons & Dragons club... Chris Wolf (Offworlders, Night Tripper) joins Brian & Eric to talk about the REAL 1980s Satanic Panic surrounding a dumb game where you pretend to be a dwarf and fight monsters. 

Jul 06, 202201:06:04
UAPs (w/ Cristina Gomez)

UAPs (w/ Cristina Gomez)

Cristina Gomez joins the boys to talk about her coverage of the strange, extraterrestrial, interdimensional, paranormal, and more.
Jun 29, 202259:02
Cursed Objects (w/ J.W Ocker)

Cursed Objects (w/ J.W Ocker)

J.W Ocker (Cursed Objects, Odd Things I've Seen) talks about writing macabre travelogues and books about spooky things. Also Eric opens a cursed book and dooms us all.
Jun 22, 202201:02:46
Tim Binnall (Coast to Coast AM)

Tim Binnall (Coast to Coast AM)

Brian & Eric sit down with Tim Binnall, news editor of Coast to Coast AM, to discuss everything from the state of paranormal media to when the when would be the right time for the U.S government to tell us what they know about aliens (Spoiler: It's not now). 

Jun 15, 202201:06:50
The Burke & Hare Murders w/ Jenna Stoeber

The Burke & Hare Murders w/ Jenna Stoeber

Jenna Stoeber (Polygon) joins Brian & Eric to talk about a darkly funny true tale of science, greed, AND MURDER! In 1800's Scotland, William Burke and William Hare killed sixteen people and sold their bodies to the local university for dissection. The boys maybe project onto the characters a little too hard. 

Jun 08, 202201:13:38
Weird Florida w/ Petrana Radulovic & Austin Brown

Weird Florida w/ Petrana Radulovic & Austin Brown

Florida natives Petrana Radulovic and Austin Brown join Brian and Eric to talk about the strange things lurking in the state of Florida.

Jun 01, 202201:01:20
Spontaneous Human Combustion

Spontaneous Human Combustion

Brian & Eric deal with the horrifying reality of being buried alive, before discussing some of the most famous modern cases of spontaneous human combustion.

May 25, 202201:06:34
Dewey Morrison & More Ghost Stories

Dewey Morrison & More Ghost Stories

Dewey Morrison returns to the show with more ghost stories! Phone calls also return, and get kicked off with a GREAT ONE. 

May 18, 202201:14:40
Charles Rosenay!!!: A Living Legend

Charles Rosenay!!!: A Living Legend

Brian & Eric talk to living Connecticut legend Charles Rosenay!!! about paranormal conventions, Dracula tours, horror movies, and The Beatles. 

May 11, 202258:48
"HIGH" Magic Crash Course Part 2

"HIGH" Magic Crash Course Part 2

Brian & Eric take another stab at learning about high magic from a book. Brian takes an edible and becomes catastrophically stoned during recording. 

May 04, 202201:05:57
Talkin' Grimoires with Brian Johnson

Talkin' Grimoires with Brian Johnson

The boys are joined by Brian Johnson, a legitimate arcane scholar, to talk about grimoires and magic. 

Apr 27, 202201:11:16
High Magic Crash Course

High Magic Crash Course

Brian & Eric uncover a book that will teach them everything they need to know about magic... assuming they can figure out how to read. 

Apr 20, 202256:30
Zaragoza Goblin w/ Jake Young

Zaragoza Goblin w/ Jake Young

We find Jake Young (Wizard & The Bruiser) beneath the New York Public Library and talk about a strange haunting in Zaragoza, Spain from the 1930s... Also a talking mongoose. Also the Kentucky goblins who became the basis for a Pokemon. 

Apr 13, 202257:19
LET'S HIRE A WIZARD

LET'S HIRE A WIZARD

Brian & Eric comb the depths of Fiverr.com to find a wizard, witch, conjurer, necromancer, or close-up magician to hire and help the podcast. 

Apr 06, 202201:06:30
Bigfoot w/ Willie Muse

Bigfoot w/ Willie Muse

Willie Muse (Knitting Time, CollegeHumor) goes back and forth on whether or not he believes in Bigfoot. Brian & Eric hatch a plan to become the keynote speakers at ParaConn in Ansonia, CT. 

Mar 30, 202201:14:09
The Berkshires U.F.Os

The Berkshires U.F.Os

The boys learn about a strange UFO event in 1969 in the Berkshires. Also some personal stories about UFOs!
Mar 23, 202201:02:21
The Phillip Experiment

The Phillip Experiment

In 1972 a collection of Canadian-based paranormal researchers attempted to manifest a fictional person named Phillip. The results baffle Brian & Eric a good bit! 

Mar 16, 202201:17:31
Visiting The Amityville Horror House

Visiting The Amityville Horror House

Brian, Eric, and Jamie hit the road to visit the Amityville Horror house on Long Island, NY... and worry they may have brought something back home with them. 

Mar 09, 202201:24:46
The Haunting in Connecticut

The Haunting in Connecticut

The boys welcome Tess Pfeifel (Astonishing Legends, The Midnight Library) to discuss the famous 'Haunting in Connecticut'-- investigated by Ed & Lorraine Warren, and taking place in a house fifteen minutes from where Brian grew up. 

Mar 02, 202201:03:08
Dewey Morrison is Haunted as Hell!
Feb 23, 202253:09
Evergreens Cemetery (Brooklyn, NY)

Evergreens Cemetery (Brooklyn, NY)

Brian & Eric go ghost hunting in a haunted cemetery in Bushwick, to see what ghosts they can conjure up with their spirit box.

Feb 16, 202201:02:07
Remote Viewing

Remote Viewing

The boys learn if they have any latent psychic abilities by experimenting with Remote Viewing... and the results sure are surprising! 

Feb 09, 202201:04:24
Brian & Eric vs Mickey Mouse

Brian & Eric vs Mickey Mouse

The top brass at Disney try to stop the boys from talking about the dark things lurking in their parks-- but this broadcast cannot be stopped! 

Feb 02, 202201:07:53
Brian & Eric Get a Folk Illness

Brian & Eric Get a Folk Illness

Brian & Eric are joined by Jesse Eisemann (Cracked Movie Club) to talk about culture-bound syndromes... a topic they are woefully unqualified to talk about! 

Jan 26, 202201:01:31
Brian & Eric Learn About Viking Magic

Brian & Eric Learn About Viking Magic

The boys learn why you might want to put your wife on the roof.

Check out Norse Magic & Beliefs on YouTube! 

Jan 19, 202201:08:10
We Are Living In a Simulation

We Are Living In a Simulation

Matt Pacheco (@matt_pacheco_music) joins the boys to tackle the idea that we're living in a simulation.

Jan 12, 202258:04
Brian & Eric's Don't Belong Here Christmas

Brian & Eric's Don't Belong Here Christmas

The boys emerge from the stacks beneath the New York Public Library with all new explorations into the spooky and the unexplained! 

Jan 12, 202201:17:17
Brian & Eric Conquer The Ghost Room

Brian & Eric Conquer The Ghost Room

The unintended finale of our first volume! Brian and Eric return to the room that scared them very much, this time equipped with a Spirit Box app. They also introduce the world to Harold their new Co-Ghost.

Feb 09, 201958:41
Brian & Eric Love This Cult

Brian & Eric Love This Cult

Brian & Eric learn about the Unarius Academy of Science, get totally on board with it, and 1000% want to join.

Feb 01, 201956:43
13 Ghosts, 16 Handles, 27 Dresses

13 Ghosts, 16 Handles, 27 Dresses

Brian & Eric are joined once again by Jesse Eisemann (CollegeHumor/UCB) to talk about ghosts, haunted NYC apartments, and learn about the Freemasons from a fantastic call-in.

Jan 26, 201901:01:39
Missing 411

Missing 411

Brian is traveling this weekend, so we're digging one out of our pre-recorded bank! Brian & Eric learn about hundreds of people who go missing in nation parks under mysterious circumstances.

Jan 18, 201957:05
Poison The Ghost

Poison The Ghost

Brian and Eric discuss news regarding mysterious repeating radio signals in space, and help a listener with her haunted house problem.

Jan 12, 201901:00:20
Mail Bag & Satanic Cults

Mail Bag & Satanic Cults

Brian & Eric watch a police training video about dealing with Satanic Cults, and learn how much Brian would sell his soul for.

Jan 05, 201955:25
Tess Pfeifle & The Sallie House

Tess Pfeifle & The Sallie House

Brian & Eric talk to Astonishing Legends researcher Tess Pfeifle about The Sallie House and the 4 part podcasting epic that it inspired.

Dec 29, 201801:18:51
Christmas in the Dark

Christmas in the Dark

Brian and Eric set out to record a Christmas episode, after a whole evening of banking backlog episodes. Then lights go out in the studio.

Dec 21, 201853:26