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This week we dive into a possibility that could end up ending the world as we know it. Maybe not an extinction level event but the world would change drastically. The U.S. would see the most damage from Yellowstone but the whole world would feel its destruction. Grab a beer and your favorite flame retardant suit so you can sit back and listen to us bring on the weird!

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Did Betty and Barney Hill get abducted? Did they see something out of this world? Did they just imagine things they saw on television? Elijah and Will discuss all the options in this episode so grab your favorite tinfoil hat and a beer so you can sit down and listen to us bring on the weird!

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This week we decided to do something a little different than an SCP episode. We chose to each pick our own cryptid to do a little research on and present them to each other. The first half of the episode will be revolving around the Thunderbird(s). Are they real? Are they just a way Native Americans explained thunder? We will let you decide. The second part of this episode is all about that ole son of a gun the Jersey Devil! This thing used to be a normal baby! Or so they claim. We think there may be a lot of "claims" in this one but we'll let you decide as well. Sit back with a beer and your favorite New Jersey Devils hockey sweater (jersey for you non hockey fans) then settle in as we bring on the weird!

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This week we are both on vacation so we decided to bring you a little SCP again so we can pack and help our wives do things. The first SCP is about a killer actor! Don't mess with this individual, trust us! The second SCP is a coin that can move, eat, and poop(?). That's all we are going to tell you about these stories so grab a beer and your prettiest coin purse then settle in as we bring on the weird!

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I'm sure you've all noticed the businesses in your area saying they need change like a struggling musician playing his bucket drums on the street corner. What happened to all the change? Did it vanish? Is it being hoarded by "preppers"? Is change even needed in society today? We dive into quite a few theories and talk about our thoughts on the matter and veer off course as always. Grab a beer and your state quarter map and settle in as we bring on the weird!

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Now you know that we are experts in absolutely NOTHING but we do our best to explain what Theosophy is and what their beliefs are. Are they a cult? Are they a religion? Are they just an all inclusive group? We question all of these things in this episode and by the end Elijah might have a bit of a hot take on the society. Grab a beer and your favorite religious text book...or don't! It doesn't matter when you're a theosophist but settle in however you want as we bring on the weird!

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This is an interesting case that many people outside of the UFO world don't know about, we'd be willing to bet that there's some in the UFO world that don't know about it as well. It's got it all! Witnesses, government cover-ups, attack from the UFO(?), and even a lawsuit! So why don't you just grab a beer and your favorite radioactive grandma and listen up as we bring on the weird!

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We had a topic planned for this week but then some other things came up in the conspiracy world that I'm sure you all know about. We talk about the Wayfair conspiracy as well as dive a little into the whole adrenochrome thing and all the celebrities acting strangely on social media. We also talk about an article that Elijah found from 2018 outlining some very current events we're going through right now! Does Mark Cuban own some very strange website domains?! Is there any merit to the conspiracies? Is it all hogwash? We don't know and you won't know any different after listening but we do our best here. Grab your best looking tinfoil hat and cancel your latest Wayfair order, grab a beer and sit back as we bring on the weird!

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This week we are done with cults....DONE with them! So we had to clear our minds a little bit and bring you an episode with a few interesting topics we came across. Did you know there were bandit macaques in India stealing coronavirus blood? Is the universe expanding faster than light and what happens if we hit that wall at the end? Have you heard the haunting new sound at the Golden Gate Bridge? How far would you go for "likes"? We cover all these topics and of course probably get a bit off course. Grab a beer and your best lockbox if you live near India, then settle in as we bring on the weird!

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This is the third and final installment on our cursed series that is Jonestown! We've had countless issues when it comes to this series and we can only assume it's because of Jim Jones himself! We are done with cults and we are done with this piece of crap Jim Jones so grab a beer and whatever the hell you want as we bring on the weird for the end of Jonestown!

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Do you have an illness?! Can you not walk because the devil struck you down?! If so, then Jim Jones can help you recover! Just kidding! Jim Jones was a real piece of work and we cover when he started to get a little crazy in this episode. This is gonna be part 2 of a possible 4 part series on this insane story that is Jonestown! Grab a beer or 12 and settle in as we bring on the weird for the second part of this INSANE story!

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In this episode we had a little issue with our local audio recordings so we were forced to use our Skype audio. We apologize if it isn't up to par with what you expect from Bring On The Weird but we'll get back on track.

If you don't know the beginnings of Jim Jones' life you are in for a treat! We cover what made Jim Jones the crazy Jim Jones that he grew up to be. He started off with VERY good intentions! Where did he go wrong?! Sure he made some mistakes as a kid but who hasn't?! Grab a beer, your favorite bible and dead animal corpse and listen up as we bring on the weirdness that is Jim Jones' childhood.

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When we recorded this it was much longer so decided to break it into two parts, after editing it wasn't as long as expected but we did two parts anyway for people who like shorter listens. We decided to put the two parts back together for anyone who would prefer to listen to them all at once and not get confused along the way. I mean, you're listening to our show so you will probably still be confused but you won't be confused because you forgot what happened in part 1. Anyway, grab a beer or two or three and get comfy for this longer version of us bringing on the weird

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In this episode we pick up EXACTLY where we left off in part one since this was originally supposed to be one episode. Here is where we get into some dark stuff that Elijah and Will do a lot of speaking on, not so much tangents as is the norm here but discussions on the darkness and tragic events that took place in Waco, TX in 1993. Grab a beer, your lantern grilled vienna sausages, and your comfiest bullet proof vest as we bring on the weird!

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This week we're trying something a little different....just kidding, we're back with more SCPs for your listening pleasure! The first SCP we tackle in this episode is a crazy clown? Or is it a killer tv show? Is it multi-dimensional? We aren't sure and by the end of it, you won't know either! The second SCP is a wonderful instrument if you want to be a rockstar or a crazy dictator but not so wonderful if you're a prepubescent child....how's that for a cliff hanger?! Want to find out more? Then grab a beer and your favorite clown shoes and sit back as we serenade your ears and mind while we bring on the weird!

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This week we start to give you a brief history on the start of the Branch Davidians and their leader David Koresh formerly known as Vernon Howell. We get off topic as always and this episode is a little different because it wasn't supposed to be a two parter but here we are and here you are! Grab a beer and your favorite high school drop out cult leader and listen in as we bring on the weird!

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This week we're coming back with some new SCP stories for your ear holes! SCP-369 sounds kinda great! Well if you can look beyond the whole eating humans and spitting out their bones stuff. SCP-444 could possibly be a good thing too? It takes negative emotions or personalities away, but at what cost?! Grab a beer and your comfiest HAZMAT suit and listen in as we bring on the weird!

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As we begin our exploration of cults we dive into one of the most well known cults around. The name is well known but the story might not be. Did you know the original name of the group? Do you know how the two founders of the group met? We learned a lot from our research and hope you learn a thing or two from listening. So grab a beer, your highly evolved alien friend, and beam on up as we bring on the weird!

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This week we're coming back at you with the SCP stories! SCP-677 is just a fun child's toy...or is it?! Everyone knows what a pogo stick is but I promise you've never used one quite like this. SCP-776 is a quaint little town where the population gets younger somehow! If you want to find out how then give it a listen, we promise it's probably a little darker than you think. Grab a beer and your favorite pogo stick to hop on in as we bring on the weird!

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This week our dim bulbs attempt to shed some light on the difference between cults and religions. Is there a difference? Is Kim Jong-un a cult leader himself? This is an introduction to the topics that will be coming the next few weeks. In the second half Elijah tries not to go on a tangent but it leads him and Will down a quick rant about people wearing their masks while driving. Also, Tom Cruise...what the heck are you doing trying to film a movie in space?! Grab a beer and your most trusted followers to listen to this as we, your future "not a cult" leaders, bring on the weird.

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This week we planned to bring back some SCP stories but we got sent a very interesting article from a fan and it was too good to resist. Do we live next to a mirror universe? A place where even time itself goes backwards? Would everything be the opposite or would the only backwards aspect be time? We run through the article and discuss our theories on what this could mean. Grab a beer and pull up a chair next to you for your mirror universe self to listen to us backwards as we bring on the weird.

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This week our dim bulbs needed a break from extensive research so we decided to bring you a little this a little that. Have you ever heard of white torture? It's not what it sounds like. We talk about a 5 year old who learns that crime really does pay. Are we about to be the next generation to deal with a great depression? As always we go on tangents about other topics as well. Grab a beer and strap in as we bring on the weird

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This week our dim bulbs attempt to bring our two loves together, conspiracies and video games. Did you ever try to see Lara Croft nude? Did you know the Black Dahlia shows up in a Grand Theft Auto game? Did your original gameboy give you strength like John Cena because it weighed so much? We tackle these topics and of course go OFF topic in this episode as we bring on the games

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This week our dim bubs take us back to the Skinwalker Ranch and we discuss what the Gormans (or Shermans?) went through during their stay at the homestead. UFOs, portals, orbs....oh my!! Was this a shared hallucination or was this all real?! We aren't 100% sure but we have fun discussing it as we always do. Grab a beer and your favorite saddle and settle in as we bring on the weird with The Skinwalker Ranch Part 2.

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This week our dim bulbs attempt to stay on track with the time before Skinwalker Ranch became a thing but as usual we veer off course from time to time. Did the Native Americans have something to do with the strangeness in the area? Did the "Unofficial UFO Ambassador" know of strange things happening in the past? Just how do you pronounce Uinta Basin? Grab a beer and hang out with us while we Bring On The Weird that is the Skinwalker Ranch

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In this episode these dim bulbs try to light up the area around a "Cheeky Phone Booth" .....yes we said phone booth, that is basically a real life game of telephone and might not tell the other person what you are actually trying to say

Look! In the sky! Is it a bird?! Is it a plane?! NO! It's a Scrab! Part scorpion part crab that hunts at night but is scared?! Make sure you wear a neck chastity before going to sleep

Grab a beer and listen as we Bring On The Weird with SCPs this week!

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This week we go back to our other love....VIDEO GAMES! We start off talking a little bit about board games before moving on to what we're playing. Later in the episode we discuss the specs for the two new major systems coming out and Elijah has a conspiratorial reason as to why he may not buy the new Xbox. Grab a beer, hop in your favorite gaming chair and listen to us Bring On The Games!

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This week our dim bulbs attempt to shed some light on the curious case of the Georgia Guidestones. Are they a prophetic warning? Are they meant as a guide for humanity to rise again after a natural or man made disaster? Are they the commandments for the antichrist? We don't know what they are meant for but we have some speculations and we go off on several tangents about what each guide or commandment or demand means. Grab a beer and strap in as we bring on the weirdness that are the Georgia Guidestones.

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In this episode our bulbs are lighting up wirelessly thanks to the invention of 5G. Is 5G going to be one of the greatest advancements we've seen yet. Or will it be the downfall of humanity and kill us all?! At what point does it stop being a marketing gimmick and turn into true 5G? Tune in and hear where we stand on this matter. Do we want it? Do we think all 5G towers should be torched to the ground?

What are your opinions on 5G? Let us know by clicking one of the links below and sending us a message.

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This week our dim bulbs get a little brighter about a subject we both love. Video games! No conspiracy here, just a chat between two guys about what we're playing and what the future of video games is looking like.

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THIS EPISODE MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

In this episode our dim bulbs attempt to break down this Tiger King stuff. We also talk about the odd animal laws throughout parts of the United States. Did Carol kill her husband? I think we all know the answer to that....or do we?! Don't get a mullet and do meth OR start a cult forcing the women to get breast enhancements before listening to this episode!

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In this SCP episode our dim bulbs take you on a journey through dimensions? Through time? Maybe just to a different address. We aren't quite sure how SCP-145, the "Man-Absorbing Phone", does what it does but we discuss it anyway

Hey! Is that a "Steely Dan" in your pocket or are you just happy to hear us?! What would happen if a vibrator had a mini nuclear reactor powering it? Would you crank it all the way up to it's "suicide mode"?! We have some opinions on this thing

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As if our dim bulbs weren't over saturated with virus talk at this point, we bring you MORE virus talk with SCP-730 "Decerebrating Plague".

We decide to lighten things up a bit in the second half with something...a little more safe?? We aren't sure we'd call it fun but you can be the judge of that when you listen to us read about SCP-018 "Super Ball"

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In this episode our dim bulbs attempted to illuminate some SCP stories for the people but instead they veered off course and we followed. Come along as we rant on this historic event that is the Coronavirus. Last episode we didn't get all of our speculation out and this is a fluid situation. Did you stock up on supplies? Are you hoarding toilet paper? Did you get enough alcohol to hold you over during the quarantine?

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What is going on with COVID-19 (Coronavirus)? Our dim bulb is doing it’s best to shine it’s dim light on this growing situation. We tried putting a medical mask on the dim bulb, but the reality of the masks is that they will not necessarily protect you or our dim bulb from getting the virus they will help to prevent infected people from spreading it further. Slowing the spread will help reduce the burden on the health care system in general.

Take precautions! Wash your hands! Stay Informed! Don’t use us or any single source for all your information. Most things are locking down so take this opportunity to learn everything you can.

We wanted to add a list of all our links in here but we are too limited on characters to do so. If you would like to see our sources contact us one of the ways below.

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What if the USS Eldridge and the Philadelphia Experiment were just distractions to what might actually be going on? We’ve taken our dim bulb to the dry docks in Philadelphia and Norfolk and sometimes that dim light shines on SCP-595 Teleporting Destroyer and sometimes it doesn’t, because it’s teleporting back and forth between the two dry docks on a constant cycle. If you get caught in the influence of the electromagnetic distortion bubble….you’re gonna have a bad day.

We didn’t take our dim bulb anywhere near SCP-201 The Empty World! Getting too close to this IV stand looking thing could result in a trip into an alternate world that the affected won’t return from for a few hours to eight years! The timelapse is different for the affected and those still in our world.

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In this case we’re really hoping our little dim light is dim enough to not draw the attention of SCP-160. SCP-160 Predator Drone is like some kind of futuristic cryptid. It’s mechanical, but it hunts and consumes living prey after it inserts it’s proboscis into its victims and turns their insides to some kind of delicious slurry to keep itself running!!!

If the color is right we’ll jump through SCP-120 Teleporting Paddling Pool to escape SCP-160. The color is very important for teleporting to the right location. If it’s black you’ll end up somewhere on the moon with the rest of the “test subjects”. If it’s white you better be wearing a jacket.

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SCP-014 The Concrete Man might just be the pinnacle of “I think, therefore, I am”. He said he was turning into concrete and they called him crazy! Look who is still alive now...and refuses to metabolize, perspire, and listen to music beyond 1937.

If we thought hard enough could we then make the dim light coming from our dim bulb any brighter? We don’t think that hard.

But, if we placed our dim bulb in the “spherical temporal distortion field” that is generated by SCP-155 Infinite Speed Computer could we get that dim light any brighter given the interesting processing abilities of that computer? Not likely.

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So we hooked our dim bulb up to SCP-062 "Quantum" Computer. Luckily it fired up in Windows 95 English version. There was only one program called Dim Light and it had two options Dim & Dimmer.

After that we checked out SCP-015 Pipe Nightmare. We heard voices crying out in the many many miles of pipelines, but our dim light just couldn't penetrate the depths of pipes.

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We decided to explore some Deep Underground Military Bases with our dim bulb, but we found out those bases are so deep and there are so many of them that the dim light barely penetrated the vastness of these places! There's so many of them in the U.S. alone! Oh and the things they do in these places....let's just say we're glad our dim bulb doesn't shine that brightly.

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We are not taking our dim bulb anywhere near SCP-012 “A Bad Composition”! If we shine that dim light on that musical score we’ll be compelled to open an artery and use our blood to complete the overall musical piece.

We’re also keeping our dim light and any thoughts away from lighting up SCP-013 “Blue Lady Cigarettes”. They’ll cause the smoker to envision themselves as a lovely lady with dark hair and wearing blue lipstick.

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We were worried that if we took our dim bulb down under to Victoria, Australia and that dim light flickered out completely we would incur a fine if we changed it ourselves. After further study we found it is perfectly legal to change your own lightbulb in Victoria, Australia. However you better not attempt to modify the weather in Colorado without a permit! We discuss these weird laws and soooo many others in this episode.

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