Join Linda and Jane as they discuss witches, man-witches, sorcerers, wizards, and other magic-practitioners in movies, television shows, history, comics, games, and novels. In the occasional minisode, they discuss a heroic and/or just-plain-awesome animal in their "Favorite Familiar" segment.
Linda and Jane discuss the season 1 finale of Netflix's The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, The Witching Hour.
They cover the importance of using concise wording in curses, how horrifying it would be if it started raining men, and protecting Tom Hiddleston at all costs. Jane can finally relax, because Ms. Wardwell's true identity is finally revealed and Linda adds to the list of things you should never say to your lover.
You can check out Jane's kitties' IG page, here: https://www.instagram.com/mikasa_levi_catstories/
We're back! And we're talking about the 9th chapter of Netflix's 'The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina', The Returned Man. We ask the questions you care about, like 'What happens with souls after being eaten in by the Death Eater? Are they crapped out in Heaven/Hell/Akasha?' and 'Is the Sound of Music really the sound of Hell?'
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Get out your cat-o-nine tails and get ready to suffer in sweet ecstasy! We are continuing our chat on The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, covering the eighth episode, 'The Burial,' where Ambrose gives Sabrina another great (and deserved) kick in the ass to realize that the universe owes her nothing and to stop trying to bend it to her will. Also, Z and Daddy Blackwood turn the episode into 'Sabrina After Dark.' Linda finds Blackwood "wiggle-worthy" while Jane finds him so repulsive that her lady parts pack-up and leave town. What do you think? Let us know!
We're finally back and we're continuing with our coverage of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. In this episode, we cover episode 8, 'The Feast of Feasts.' Linda shares her favorite scene, where someone finally calls Sabrina out and off her high horse (of course, it's our favorite witch goddess, Prudence) and Jane creates the merch that will bring us our well-deserved riches.
We missed you, but you know we always come back to you!
In this episode, we discuss two new creatures introduced into Sarah J. Maas's world of Throne of Glass: Baast cats and ruks; Linda gets way too giggly from the term "ruk riders" (whoa-oh! That's how ruk ryders roll!); we talk about Sartaq being too much man to squeeze through tight spaces; Jane shares the proper (borderline-disturbing) way to pronounce a character's name; and we notice 2 big recurring themes in Maas's stories.
Part 2 will be coming out next week, on Wednesday. We're just going for a pack of smokes. We won't make you wait another two weeks. We promise. We'll be back.
Wayne from the fantastic podcast Florida Men on Florida Man joins us to discuss the found footage classic, The Blair Witch Project! We share behind-the-scenes information on the making of the film and the impact on the actors' lives. Jane shares her scary (she argues that this should read "very reasonable") views on ill-prepared hikers and the reasons she doesn't like the movie; Linda shares the reasons why she loves the movie while totally convincing us that Carlo is alive and well; and Wayne gets us to see that the Blair Witch is really the hero of the film.
After binging Bedknobs and Broomflicks, check out Wayne's brilliant podcast, Florida Men on Florida Man.
In this episode, we cover episodes 5 and 6 of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, 'Dreams in a Witch House' and 'An Exorcism in Greendale.' We also discuss the amazing, talented Rachel Talalay, a hallway of single shoes, demonic Uncle Jesse, the tragedy of Susie, and incorrect methods of demonic disposal. Linda would like to go on record as saying that Jane was right and Jane would like to celebrate not getting us cancelled. Oh, yeah...and Ambrose!
Thank you to Adrian (leothefox at Deviant Art) for letting us use his artwork for his coverage of the short story, Dreams in a Witch House by H.P. Lovecraft.
In this episode, we're covering episodes 3 and 4 of 'The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.' Join us as we discuss killing familiars by making them watch you during sexy times with their deceased master's partner, boredom at school, Edward Spellman stans, and a writer who definitely knows how to write a witch story and is not married to two cats...probably.
In this episode, we're finally covering Netflix's 'The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina,' episodes 1 and 2!
We discuss our love for Jeff from Coupling (Richard Coyle, who plays Father Blackwood), Miss Wardwell (Michelle Gomez), Ambrose, the Weird Sisters, and the Aunties! We give a summary of both episodes, why that old guy with a goat is always around at Sweet 16s (wasn't he at your's too?), and finding our familiars in a catalog.
Of course, we also go off on tangents about Carrie, our starkly contrasting high schools, and not-so-sweet-16s.
We conclude our discussion on the 5th book in the 'Throne of Glass' series, 'Empire of Storms.' In this episode, we cover how helpful Abraxos would be while your solving puzzles (because of course!), the importance of letting your friends know about your plans to have them sire children that your partner will claim, and some bad ass witches.
Yup! Another two-parter! We're discussing the 5th book in Sarah J. Maas's book series 'Throne of Glass,' Empire of Storms. Join us as we ruin a beach-sex scene and discuss how Elide is preparing Lorcan (for supper) and the need for a Myrtle.
Part 2 will be out next week.
We conclude our adventure into the different tellings of the story 'The Witches' with the 2020 film, directed by Robert Zemeckis and adapted by Zemeckis, Kenya Barris, and Guillermo del Toro. It stars Anne Hathaway (who is just giving it EVERYTHING), Octavia Spencer (who we spotlight as our 'Witch of the Week'), and Jahzir Bruno (who's going to take over the world of film sometime soon). Also, you get your fill of an awesome CGI cat, Chris Rock (who's recruiting an army of child assassins), and Stanley 'The Tooch' Tucci!
I'm very sorry for the delay in releasing this episode. Due to health issues, I (Linda) have been struggling to gather enough 'spoons' to get things done. Also, it doesn't help that I forgot to send Donnie (our editor) my audio file. You guys are amazing and we really appreciate your patience. Jane says, 'Hi.'
We can finally stop doing our best Tall Man impersonations, with calling the child 'BOOOYYEEEE' - He's given a name in a terrifying children's movie that's packed with Henson creatures, Rowan Atkinson, and bald dudes.
Join us as we discuss the original movie version of 'The Witches' and the brilliant Anjelica Huston!
Stay tuned at the end for a promo from our friends at Hush Hush Society.
This week we're talking about Roald Dahl's 1983 story The Witches! Linda discusses a really inappropriate mis-read and we discover Jane's full name and proper titles: Jane Janerson, III, Esq, MBA, MD, DM, Magical Malfeasance Project Manager.
Join us while we talk about unloved and unhealthy mice-children, grim mouse-child outlooks, mouse harems, and unproductive planning for the eradication of children.
Here it is! As promised, part 2 of our Queen of Shadows episode! We finish covering book 4 in Sarah J. Maas's book series, Throne of Glass. In this episode, we discuss the actual magic-practitioner characters and (our favorite) Abraxos, the puppy dragon!
Our apologies: This episode went way too long so we split it into 2 parts. This first part covers everything that happened in the 4th book of Throne of Glass, Queen of Shadows, with the non-witch and non-wyvern characters (and you guys know how much we love Abraxos). To make it up to you, we won't make you wait 2-weeks for the next episode. We'll be posting Part 2 next Wednesday, 10/14.
In this episode, we cover Aelin, mopey Chaol and his bromantic devotion to poor Dorian; Nesryn, the hottest and baddest guard; the rescue of Aedion; and our favorite edible Fae prince, Rowan.
P.S. The message at the end is TOTALLY from Linda.
This week, Jane and Linda discuss the 1996 cult classic (and fave among goth kids in the 90's), The Craft! They cover their issues with the story, the racist bs that went on behind-the-scenes, and they spotlight the amazing Rachel True!
You can pre-order True's amazing new tarot deck at: https://www.amazon.com/True-Heart-Intuitive-Tarot-Guidebook/dp/1328566269
Stay tuned at the end for a promo for Historical AF https://historicalafpod.podbean.com/
This week, we're going full Fungus! Linda found out how to properly pronounce Chiwetel Ejiofor's name...and still fails miserably; Jane misses having a story with substance; and we learn that Linda would be a 7-11 dark fey. Join the witchy gals as they cover the 2019 Disney film, 'Maleficent: Mistress of Evil.'
This week, the ladies talk about the third installment in Sarah J. Maas's Throne of Glass book series, Heir of Fire. Join them as they discuss their love of the bait beast Abraxos(!!!!), unsweetened grandmas, and valgina dentata. Also, Jane lays down a challenge with very high stakes.
Sorry, we know it's long, but listen-in to hear the best way to prepare a juicy, tender, bit of fae man.
In this episode, the witchy duo discuss Maleficent, starring the beautiful (but too skinny, if you ask Linda. Eat something, honey. I'm worried about you) Angelina Jolie and the adorable ball of sunshine, Elle Fanning. They also ask important questions, such as: Why didn't Maleficent just curse the King's d*ck? Why don't they ever use the Queen's name? Was the crow guy kinda super friggin hot? How is this related to Nicolas Cage (Jane attempts to strangle her mic)? How do you catch a Linda in the wild? And Does Disney know anything about the Moors?
We're covering Disney's 1959 animated classic, Sleeping Beauty! We discuss Maleficent's magnificent style, the unappreciated Queen, the importance of socializing children, and our new mascot, Merryweather - the fairy in blue.
Today, Jane and Linda are discussing the second book in the Throne of Glass series by Sarah J. Maas, Crown of Midnight. They talk about the book's witch character, Baba Yellowlegs, and the story so far. Jane catches us up with a synopsis of the first book, Linda talks about all the feels, and Jane struggles with the demon on her shoulder that tells her to spoil everything that's coming up in the rest of the series.
In this episode, we discuss Studio Ghibli's animated treasure, 'Spirited Away' Also, Linda discusses the difference between her cat Kami and the Shinto Kami, Jane talks about past challenges for anime lovers, and we unintentionally pick a fight with Jeff Bezos. What's the worst that could happen?
Thanks to Diana Koehm for sharing the article!
Join us this week as Linda throws shade at Supernatural and gushes about how wonderful Unnatural and Mirka Andolfo are; Jane researches decomposition and shows off her amazing kitty voice; and they both talk about the amazing comic series, Hex Wives. We need more, Ben Blacker!
Jane and Linda discuss the SyFy Channel movie House of the Witch. Is she really a witch? Are the diner's ketchup bottles haunted? Why can't we be watching a Lavalantula movie instead? Why aren't Linda and Jane famous and powerful screenwriters yet? Listen for answers to all these questions and more!
Also, you can thank your editor, Donnie, for a new Linda-less feature in our show!
Stay tuned at the end for a promo for our awesome friends from the podcast The Movie Cellar! Check them out at https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/the-movie-cellar-926278.
In what I believe is our best episode yet, Jane tells us all about the accused witch, Katharina Kepler, who also happened to be Johannes Kepler's mother, and Kristin tells us all about the heroic, legendary pup named Judy! Heads up: Judy may have actually been a mythical creature.
Jane wants you to know that she misspoke about the male/female trust ratio. It should be the opposite - 3 women to 1 man's testimony.
You can find the book Jane refers to, The Astronomer and The Witch, at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B014QMCPLE/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1
P.S. We're so tired, guys!
Stay tuned at the end for a promo for our friends from the Harpy Hour podcast! https://www.harpyhourpodcast.com/
Okay. I'm not going to lie. This is mostly tangents. We're sorry, but we think they're still entertaining! We also manage to share some of our favorite parts and quotes of the book as well as our Riders of the Apocalypse names. What's yours?
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Jane covers Witchy History with Kitsune, the fox familiar of Japanese folklore! She also talks how to expose and handle Okami. We introduce our awesome friend, Kristin, to the podcast as she covers Wojtek the Bear. Wojtek was a cigarette-eating corporal and mascot in the Polish 2nd Transport Company, which later became the 22nd Artillery Supply Company.
We covered the amazing television version of a beloved classic by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, 'Good Omens.' This is lucky episode number 13, wherein Linda is dying from a sinus infection and forgets how to word (and no, Dave McKean was not involved with the opening credits sequence) and Jane prophecies Linda's impending doom at the hands of Jane's beloved CW. Listen in to learn some behind-the-scenes information and learn about the wise and lovely Adria Arjona (Anathema Device).
Also, Linda keeps referencing Toast of London with Matt Berry. Check it out and soon you can say, 'Charismaaaaaaa' and 'Jon Hammmmm' with her.
Stay tuned at the end for a promo from the Lady Justice Podcast.
Hey, there! It pretty much sucks right now, we know. So join us as we self-medicate with some Monty Python! We also talk about Jane's new running method and how amazing Mel Brooks is. Plus, Linda gets pretty dopey and calls Eric Clapton "George Clapton."
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Take care and laugh on!
In this episode, Linda and Jane are joined by Arielle (@AirBubbles) the master cosplayer to discuss the Disney classic, The Little Mermaid. Join them as they talk about how Divine (yes, THAT Divine) inspired the appearance of Ursula, how the castle most definitely has a phallic shape, and why it sucks to grow up with a famous Disney name.
Stay tuned at the end for a promo from the Lady Justice Podcast!
Jenny tells us all about the pioneering meme cat, Grumpy Cat! AKA: Tardar Sauce! Yes, she's ascended to a higher plane, but this is a celebration of her life!
If you'd like to check out and/or support Whisker City, here's their link: https://www.whiskercity.com/
For more amazing kitty pick-me-ups, check out Haggis the Scottish Fold: https://haggisthecat.tumblr.com/ and his cousin, Monte: https://www.instagram.com/monte_carbstock/
Join us as we discuss the movie version of Stardust, starring Claire Danes, Charlie Cox, and Michelle Pfieffer! This is a very special episode. Not just because we get to briefly discuss Red Dwarf and thought of briefly having man-bits - but because we have our first guest! And she's awesome! It's Sunni from Book of Lies!
Join us this week as Jane shares a historical bedtime story about a woman accused of being a witch, Jenny brings us down further by talking about a very rad (but lonely) tortoise, and Linda brings us back up by talking about boobies and turtle sex!
Promo for our friends at Friends and Flayers and a shoutout to our buds at Origin of Speakcies!
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This week, we’re covering our first book in the show! It’s a beloved book by one of our most beloved authors – Stardust by Neil Gaiman. Join us as we discuss a little trivia and our favorite and-not-so-favorite parts of the story, and gush about how amazing Neil Gaiman is. By the way, have you been watching the DC shows on CW? Because God damn it Jane has.
In this episode, Jane talks about the first recorded instance where a person was executed for witchcraft (warning: it's a huge downer) and Jenny tells us about the pigeon who saved 198 men in WWI. Linda discusses pigeon genitalia?
To adopt a pigeon or a dove or just to give money to an awesome organization, check out Palomacy at https://www.pigeonrescue.org/
This week, Jane and Linda discuss the final movie in Argento’s Three Mothers Trilogy: Mother of Tears (2007). Linda discusses the oogyness of directing a nude scene of your adult daughter and Jane shares her concern over ghost blueballs. Also, we talk about how amazing Moran Atias is.
Keep listening at the end for a promo from our friends at Drunk Dish Podcast!
Join us as Jenny talks about our Favorite Familiar: Bear! Bear is a dog with OCD. This means he's not the greatest dog for cuddling. However, it also means he's an amazing, heroic dog who has been able to find and rescue koalas in Australia. She also shares a way that you can help koalas who have been affected by the wildfires. Check it out!
This week, we continue our conversation on Dario Argento's The Three Mothers Trilogy with Inferno (1980). Linda discusses words that bother people and stupid b moments in movies. Jane fawns over the perfect witch.
We tried to stay positive.
Linda wants to start 2020 right so she comes clean and confesses an embarrassing secret. Also, the girls decided they were too harsh with The Knight Before Christmas and decided to discuss what they like about the movie. I hope you don't love Milo & Otis, because we're about to ruin it.
Join us as we discuss the first in Dario Argento's Mother Trilogy: Suspiria.
We talk about the benefits of having a room for your barbed wire and how stupid-hot and awesome Joan Bennett was.
Sorry for the audio issues. We promise the sound quality is better in our next one.
Did you know that there is a Christmas Witch? Did you know that she predates Santa Claus? I didn't. Jane teaches us about La Befana and Jenny tells us about the sweet, adorable, delightful treasure who was Lil BUB.
If you would like to support Lil BUB's Big Fund for the ASPCA, here's the link! https://secure.aspca.org/donate/lilbub
Stay tuned at the end for a promo for 3 Fat Nerds Pod!
This week, the girls discuss one of the great loves of their lives: The Muppets! Lucky for them, The Muppets made a movie involving witches: Muppet's Wizard of Oz. Linda spotlights her favorite character, Pepe, and Jane discusses one of Ashanti's latest projects. They both yearn for a better part for Statler and Waldorf.
Stay tuned at the end for an amazing promo for our friends at 3 Spooked Girls!
In this, our second minisode, we finally meet our co-co-host, Jenny! She tells us the amazing story of Lulu the Pig who saved a woman's life! She also tells us about her beloved pig, Truffles, and an awesome pig sanctuary called Ironwood (http://www.ironwoodpigs.org/)
Sadly, Jane's beloved kitty passed away and she (understandably) couldn't study a history story this week. In the episode, I say that her schedule wouldn't allow for it, because I didn't know if it was okay to share that information. So, do us a favor and give your furry children some extra love for us!
This week, Linda and Jane discuss the 2018 version of Suspiria. Linda gives a brief report on the awesomeness of Tilda Swinton and Jane briefly discusses RAF and Berlin in 1977. Make sure you get a good stretch before this episode.
In our first minisode, Jane shares the story of some badass ladies, The Night Witches, and Linda shares the story of her next tattoo – our favorite familiar, Sergeant Stubby.
Jane is kicking herself for not mentioning that Marina Rashkova recieved the first state funeral and Linda is kicking herself for not finding Stubby the Dog earlier in her life.
In this episode, we discuss the 90's Disney cult classic, Hocus Pocus. Linda dives into some information explaining just how awesome Doug Jones is (he WAS kind of a hot zombie, right? Right?) and Jane talks about watching the movie with children and explaining how cats die. They both talk about how Binx probably spent years trying to find a way to die. Oh, yeah. Did we mention that Max is a virgin? Cuz he is.
HOCUS POCUS, EVERYBODY!
While we cover the Angela Lansbury classic, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, we ask the most important questions, like: What would have happened if Miss Price really fought Hitler's forces? AND What's that got to do with my knob?
Join Linda and Jane as we provide colorful commentary and dive deep into the history of this classic witchy movie as well as Dame Lansbury.
This is a quick introduction to our show! Every other week, Jane and Linda will cover a witchy movie, television show, or story from history, comics, or novels. We'll also cover our favorite familiars and witch's brews!