Broses Before Roses a Bachelor podcast
By Landon Lee Kirksey
Broses Before Roses a Bachelor podcastFeb 14, 2018
00:00
41:19
Windmill. Twice.
It's fantasy suites and we're talking about Luke drowning himself on the moral highground. Also Jed dishes out reality and Tyler abstains. Can the Broses pray over you?
Jul 18, 201947:38
SKAbortion
Scott is hosting bingo and Landon's mic is kinda messed up this episode BUT it can't stop us from talking about hometowns!
Jul 10, 201928:23
Shower God
This train keeps rolling to the broken bridge of love and Luke P but hey we’re having fun on the way.
Jul 03, 201938:20
Stay in Your Lane
Lots of Bachelorette to cover and the Broses marvel over the wonder that is the stupidity of Luke P. and Hannah B. Plus all of the traditions of Latvia, naked and otherwise!
Jun 27, 201953:45
Battle of the Lukes
Luke S. and Luke P. square off in rugby and wits. We'll let you decide who wins. Also we go to the best tourist spot in Rhode Island...Boston!
Jun 07, 201933:12
Pity Bros
Luke P. is beginning his hulk out phase and Cam is unaware of how he appears to everyone else and the world. All of that, plus labor pains! It's Broses Before Roses!
May 31, 201936:05
Hannah Beast
Broses Before Roses is back to talk about The Bachelorette and Hannah B's season! It's week one, so we're talking about who made a strong first impression and also Scott who had a girlfriend.
May 17, 201942:42
Broses Before Roses - Bafumbled
Pirates! Terry Crews! Roller coasters! This show has everything! We recap this bafumbling episode of The Bachelor.
Jan 22, 201945:08
Broses Before Roses - Toast Master
Hannah gets a little tongue-tied and Demi breaks all of the rules. Broses are here to break it all down, one breakdown at a time.
Jan 16, 201945:09
Broses Before Roses - He's Leaping Over the Wall
Broses are back! Colton is our bachelor this season and we're here to talk about the premier and this virgin/maybe-not-virgin! Join us as we recap The Bachelor!
Jan 12, 201959:18
Broses Before Roses - Bye Arnie
It's the finale of Arie's Bachelor and we celebrate him finding love on the first or second try.
Mar 08, 201844:56
Broses Before Roses - Loss for Ross
The close of Winter Games and the overnight fantasy dates! Arie lays down the law with Krystal and an old flame comes down to Peru.
Feb 28, 201849:19
Broses Before Roses - Lil Smokies
This week is hometowns BUT ALSO WINTER GAMES!
Feb 21, 201852:01
Broses Before Roses - 24601
This week we're back talking about Paris and Italy!
Feb 14, 201841:19
Broses Before Roses - Arie's Law
We're back finally to talk about Arie's season so far! Bowling! Drama! Florida! Yes, this season has it all and the Broses are ready to talk about it. Glitter.
Jan 31, 201856:06
Broses Before Roses - Stop Saying Scallop Fingers
Welp, Alexis tried to feed Jack Stone a dead crab. You do not cross...Jack Stone.
Sep 01, 201742:17
Broses Before Roses - KrisDEANa
We're back and talking about Paradise!
Aug 26, 201742:46
Broses Before Roses - Peter IS Goofy
It's the finale of Rachel's season of The Bachelorette and the Broses are fired up about it!
Aug 08, 201742:31
Broses Before Roses - We Out Here
We're back and talking about hometowns and I guess these are fantasy suites? Plus, Eric makes no sense, Dean gets the short end of life and Peter may be evil. Broses are breaking it down. WE OUT HERE!
Jul 27, 201747:35
Broses Before Roses - Here's Wyatt!
It's a three-fer for the one on ones and we all think we know how this one is going to shake out. Bryan gets a watch and Dean goes to church. Fun!
Jul 11, 201741:19
Broses Before Roses - Booty Roll
We're back with a lot to cover this week! Lee and Kenny! Jack Stone! And wikings!
Jul 04, 201751:36
Broses Before Roses - Physde
We almost lost paradise this week, and the Broses are here to break it down in the most sensitive way possible. Also Mike thinks blimps suck and no one knows who the hell Russell Dickerson is.
Jun 21, 201746:43
Broses Before Roses - Let Me See Your Junk Woo
This week we say bye bye to the kaboom kid, and are grossed out by bananas and horse cakes. Also folks are talking about Eric and he's handling it...not...well. It's Broses time!
Jun 07, 201756:03
Broses Before Roses - Itsa me! DeMario's Girlfriend
Oh no! DeMario! it doesn't matter how many times ago you met her, Rachel isn't happy about this other ladyfriend. Plus there's a boring rivalry between two bad contestants and the Kutch shows up.
Jun 01, 201744:02
Broses Before Roses - Lotta Lawyers
Broses Before Roses is back and we're talking Bachelorette! So many lawyers, a certain catchphrase that shall not be named, and this show has waaaay too much Florida.
May 25, 201750:55
Broses Before Roses - Goodnight, Sweet Nick
We made it. Nick found "love" and sure...that'll last. Listen as the Broses break down the finale, whether they think the happy couple will last past this posting, and the exciting things to come in hashtag BachelorNation.
Mar 17, 201740:23
Broses Before Roses - Definitely Not Traditional
A winter wonderland! Or at least somewhere that's easy on the ole production wallet. This week we talk about the (not so) shocking departures and one of us watched the women tell all!
Mar 09, 201744:09
Broses Before Roses - Hometowns for Nick
From Hoxie to Montreal, join us as we travel to hometowns this week and cringe as Nick sort of kind of asks for blessings from these poor fathers.
Feb 23, 201751:40
Broses Before Roses - Nanny Time
Nick continues to clean house as we barrel on to hometown dates next week. The Broses are here to ride this dolphin all the way to Bimini Bay.
Feb 16, 201741:16
Broses Before Roses - Bloodbath
It's a total bloodbath this week as Nick gets rid of every woman he doesn't care about. Or he's just making the way for Corinne. Okay, that's what he's doing.
Feb 09, 201732:30
Broses Before Roses - Boo In Paradise
This week we're down on the bayou! Nick and the ladies brave some spooky ghosts and Taylor braves the even spookier Corinne. The Broses are back in full force to recap it all for you in their own special way...badly.
Feb 02, 201734:11
Broses Before Roses - That's So Raven
Off to Wisconsin! The Broses run down these sorta-kinda hometown dates. And Raven...Raven has seen some things...
Jan 26, 201738:46
Broses Before Roses - Everybody! (yeah)
This week Backstreet's back, but really, did they ever leave? Plus love defies gravity, and there's a bouncy castle. All fun things!
Jan 19, 201741:34
Broses Before Roses - Playa Say What
Liz spills the beans, but does she pay the right price...for beans...I'm lost in the metaphor. Also Taylor stands up for herself and we love Christen.
Jan 12, 201743:26
Broses Before Roses - Enter Nick (Again)
Broses are back! And so is Nick! We kick off this season of The Bachelor
Jan 07, 201746:00
Broses Before Roses - Paradise Finale
It's the finale of Bachelor in Paradise and the Broses are here to talk about all the boring couples who found gross love.
Sep 08, 201651:55
Broses Before Roses - It's Nick, Everyone. It's Nick
Well the secret's out and now we know what's in store for us for the next Bachelor season BUT we're not ready to leave Paradise just yet...at least not until Ashley forces us out.
Sep 02, 201653:37
Broses Before Roses - Make Out With Your Mind
The Vizzy shake-up has Paradise rattled, but the Broses are here to stand with Vinsanity! It's a full crew this week as run down all the twists and turns...okay so it's still mostly Jared and Ashley.
Aug 26, 201641:40
Broses Before Roses - Somebody's Cryin' (It's Ashley)
This week it's Jared who finds himself in hot water when his stalker...er...old flame, Ashley I. shows up in paradise. Plus, what's up with Carly and Evan? And who goes to Senor Frogs? This and more this week on Broses!
Aug 17, 201644:31
Broses Before Roses - The Carly War
This week Landon and Jeff disagree about Carly. Scott is Switzerland. Also Josh is...well he's still Josh as it turns out.
Aug 12, 201639:07
Broses Before Roses - Goodbye JoJo, Hello Paradise
Broses are back and we're in Paradise! Or...we're talking about it. We talk about JoJo's finale and everything that goes with it, and barrel carefree right down to Mexico to the incredible television that is...Bachelor in Paradise.
Aug 05, 201651:04
Broses Before Roses - Fire And Rain
It's a sad week here on Broses as we bid farewell to two of our favorites. Or at least one of our favorites. Guess who. It's not Alex.
Jul 14, 201644:44
Broses Before Roses - Entitled Alf
This week we talk about the (not so) shocking exits from some of the guys. Also is Jordan entitled? Will Derek cry? Find out all this and more on this week's Broses!
Jun 29, 201641:31
Broses Before Roses - Love You Too, Robby
This week we bid a fond farewell to the best good bad guy, and sure enough the guys do their best to find another villain. Also Mike did a lot of research on Uruguay. Which is weird.
Jun 23, 201649:14
Broses Before Roses - Blueberries And Paper Airplanes
Is it the Chad meltdown week? It's the Chad meltdown week!
Jun 09, 201601:10:47
Broses Before Roses - Chad Don't Play
All the Broses are in this week to talk about Jojo's SF date with whatshisname, James and his amazing songs, and Chad and his amazing meat eating ability.
Jun 02, 201656:21
Broses Before Roses - Jojo's Chillin
The Bachelorette is back and the Broses are here to talk about JoJo's bizarre adventure! That's an anime reference so you know we're qualified!
May 25, 201647:15
Broses Before Roses - The Ben Finale
It's the finale and the Broses are here to send Ben off by questioning his choice, doubting his relationships and celebrating the dawn of the Age of JoJo.
Mar 15, 201641:48
Broses - The Women And Landon And Jeff Tell All
It's the Women Tell All show so of course it makes sense that Jeff and Landon rep the Broses and talk about it.
Mar 10, 201627:49
Broses Before Roses - Jamaican Jerks
It's fantasy suite time! Who will Ben take to...ah nevermind, he'll take all of them.
Mar 02, 201645:30