Carving It Up: with Bryson Carver
By Bryson Carver
Carving It Up: with Bryson CarverSep 20, 2022
Hold Your Horses on Tua, Brady Isn't Right, and Dallas Upsets Cincy
Bryson starts the show with a very special announcement for Carving It Up: LIVE, then reacts to the Miami Dolphins crazy comeback to beat the Baltimore Ravens and why despite Tua's 6 TD game, we need to put it in its proper context, as well as why the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are in trouble despite their 2-0 start. He then details what the Dallas Cowboys' upset win over the Bengals says about both teams, why the Packers dominant win over the Bears means absolutely nothing, the Cardinals' INSANE win over the Las Vegas Raiders, and his predictions for the two Monday Night Football games.
Week 2 NFL Predictions!!!
Bryson explains why last night's loss was a concerning one for the Chargers and an uplifting one for the Chiefs, as well as why it's no surprise that the Green Bay Packers' season is already going sideways. He then explains why Trey Lance's off-field video is a massive red flag for the San Francisco 49ers, continued dysfunction in the Dallas Cowboys' coaching staff, and his NFL predictions for Sunday's Week 2 action including his Upset of the Week, "If I Were a Bettin' Man," and his new segment, Bryson's Bleak Bet!
Broncos Fall to Seattle, Dak Injury Status, and Robert Sarver
Bryson reacts to the Denver Broncos' 17-16 loss to the Seattle Seahawks and what went wrong for Russell Wilson and company, as well as how the Dallas Cowboys are screwing Dak Prescott's injury process. He then reacts to Phoenix Suns owner Robert Sarver not being removed by the NBA despite multiple incidents of racism and sexism, Steph Curry opening up about the Warriors attempted reunion with KD, and his prediction for tonight's star-studded showdown between the Los Angeles Chargers and Kansas City Chiefs!
Cowboys Flail Miserably vs Tampa, Vikings Dominate the Pack, and Chiefs are Just Fine
Bryson reacts to the Dallas Cowboys' 19-3 loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers along with Dak Prescott's significant thumb injury that will keep him out several weeks and why this can be his one way ticket out of Dallas, and why the Packers' loss to the Vikings is a precursor of what to expect from both teams this season. He then tries his darndest to break down the wild, crazy, and insane finish between the Steelers and the Bengals, why the Chiefs will continue to cruise even without Tyreek Hill after their dominant win over the Arizona Cardinals, and his prediction for tonight's revenge game between the Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks!
Week 1 NFL Predictions!!!
Bryson reacts to the Buffalo Bills dominating the Los Angeles Rams on opening night and why there is some cause for concern for the Rams, where Josh Allen showed us the league is going at the quarterback position, and why both sides have lost the Lamar Jackson/Ravens contract negotiations for the moment. He then predicts all of the NFL's Sunday Week 1 action including his Upset of the Week, "If I Were a Bettin' Man," and a brand new segment debuting this season!
2022 Carving It Up NFL Kickoff Show, with Ryan Flowers Joining!
Serena Retires, CFB Playoff Expansion, and FSU vs LSU
Bryson explains what makes Serena Williams the greatest and most dominant tennis player of all time, as well as why he has evolved his position on the College Football Playoff expanding to 12 teams. He then reacts to the insane finish between Florida State and LSU and explains his least favorite part about football, why the Cowboys signing Jason Peters does not help their chances of contending for a Super Bowl, and why Trey Lance reportedly is frustrated with the 49ers.
Mitchell to the Cavs, Wilson Gets PAID in Denver, and What it Means for Lamar
Bryson reacts to the blockbuster trade that sent Donovan Mitchell to the Cleveland Cavaliers and what it means for their franchise moving forward, as well as why the Denver Broncos made the right decision in giving Russell Wilson a massive contract extension. He then details what Wilson’s contract means for Lamar Jackson, how the media continues to disrespect the Golden State Warriors, and Jeanie Buss’ outrageous comments about Russell Westbrook.
Brady's Letdown, Rodgers's Arrogance, and Vols Football Schedule Prediction
Tua Continuously Praised, Chuck Rips KD, and Westbrook in LA
Bryson reacts to the Miami Dolphins roster and head coach raving about Tua and what to expect from him this season, as well as why Charles Barkley's harsh criticism of Kevin Durant has merit. He then details what the Lakers need to do amid reports that they may send Russell Westbrook home, who the Steelers should start at QB in Week 1, and the massive brawl between the Bengals and Rams.
KD Stays in Brooklyn, Tyron Smith Out Months, and Pat Bev and Russ Are Teammates
Bryson explains why Kevin Durant staying with the Brooklyn Nets is a bad look for the 2x Finals MVP, as well as why Tyron Smith's significant injury is another example of how poorly run the Dallas Cowboys are. He then details what the Lakers' trade for Patrick Beverley means for the franchise, Chet Holmgren's season-ending injury, and more reports of the Patriots' miserable offense in training camp.
Vegas Nearly Got Brady, Dame Disrespect, and KD to Memphis Rumors
Bryson reacts to the revelation that the Las Vegas Raiders nearly landed Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski, as well as why the assumption about Kyrie Irving being better than Damian Lillard is flat out wrong. He then discusses Tom Brady’s return to the Bucs after a 2 week sabbatical, rumors that the Memphis Grizzlies are in the Kevin Durant sweepstakes, and why the Ravens need to pay Lamar Jackson as soon as they can.
Watson Continues to Embarrass Himself, Nets Run it Back, and Shaq’s Take on Steph
Bryson gives his full reaction to the Deshaun Watson 11 game suspension and how the QB is continuing to make the situation worse and worse, as well as what to expect from the Brooklyn Nets this upcoming season amid reports the team plans to run it back with KD and Kyrie. He then explains why Dak Prescott’s “best training camp” will result in his best season, why Matt Ryan is a significant upgrade from Carson Wentz in Indy, and why Shaq is correct in calling Steph Curry the best player in the world.
LeBron Stays in LA, Tiger's Meeting with the PGA, and Rodgers' Horrendous Leadership
Bryson reacts to LeBron James signing a 2-year $97.5 million dollar extension with the Los Angeles Lakers and what it means for the foreseeable future for LA, as well as his live reaction to Deshaun Watson's suspension being raised to 11 games. He then details why Tiger Woods' meeting with the PGA proves that the LIV Golf Tour is doing its job, Aaron Rodgers' showing horrendous leadership when it comes to his receiving group, Baker reportedly starting Week 1 for the Carolina Panthers, and Antonio Brown taking a shot at Tom Brady.
Lance Lights it Up, 17 Cowboys Penalties, and Panthers QB Battle
Bryson reacts to Trey Lance's impressive preseason showing against the Green Bay Packers and why it's a sign of things to come for the Niners, as well as the biggest reason why the Dallas Cowboys are not a good football team and have no chance at being a serious Super Bowl contender. He then explains why Lamar Jackson will ultimately get the contract he's earned, the direction the Panthers need to go in at the quarterback position between Baker Mayfield and Sam Darnold, and why the NBA chose the perfect opponent for his Golden State Warriors on opening night.
Malik Willis' Debut, Jimmy G Browns Rumors, and AB's "Biggest Regret"
Bryson reacts to Malik Willis' preseason debut with the Tennessee Titans and why he believes that Willis has a chance to become Tennessee's starting quarterback at some point this season, as well as why the Cleveland Browns will eventually trade for Jimmy Garappolo due to the Deshaun Watson situation. He then reacts to Draymond Green's all-time starting 5 in NBA history, Dwyane Wade exposing a significant flaw in sports media, and Antonio Brown's biggest regret of his career.
KD Ultimatum, Poor Patriots Offense, and Field of Dreams Game
Bryson reacts to Kevin Durant’s reported demands after meeting with the Nets front office and why Brooklyn clearly has all the leverage, and what makes the Patriots offensive struggles in training camp incredibly predictable. He then details why the Dolphins are due for another disappointing season, Brady’s absence from Bucs camp, and what to expect from tonight’s MLB Field of Dreams Game!
Chances for LeBron Staying in LA, More Curry Hate, and Top 10 Players in the NFL
Bryson explains why LeBron James is playing his contract negotiations perfectly with the Lakers, as well as some absolutely outlandish comments by Euroleague guard Mike James about 4X champion Steph Curry. He then details where this will and won’t be a “golden year” for Dak Prescott, KD’s meeting with the Nets front office, and Bryson’s Top 10 players in the NFL.
Tribute to Vin Scully, NFL Appeals Watson Suspension, and Rodgers’ Reliance on Psychedelics
Bryson reacts to the passing of Vin Scully and why he very well may be the greatest broadcaster in sports history, as well as where the NFL made the right move in appealing Deshaun Watson’s 6 game suspension despite some of the problems that could follow. He then reacts to Aaron Rodgers using psychedelics and what it really says about the 4X MVP, the embarrassing aspect of the Miami Dolphins tampering scandal, and expectations for the Jaguars and the Raiders leading up to tonight’s Hall of Fame Game.
Tribute to Bill Russell, Watson Suspended 6 Games, and Deebo Gets Paid
Bryson reacts to Bill Russell's passing at the age of the age of 88 and why his legacy will always be remembered not only for his remarkable playing career but his incredible impact off the court. He then reacts to Deshaun Watson's 6 game suspension and the massive ramifications that it will have for the NFL given their history of personal conduct suspensions, Deebo's new big deal with the Niners, Darnold and Baker splitting first team reps, and the Dallas Cowboys once again being valued as the most valuable sports franchise in the world.
Robin Schreiber “Dance Cam Mom” Joins the Show to Discuss the Warriors’ Title
Bryson reacts to Kyler Murray’s “film study clause” being taken out of his contract, and the best destination for Jimmy Garoppolo after the 49ers fully committed to Trey Lance. He then welcomes special guest Robin Schreiber, also known as the Dance Cam Mom to discuss all things Golden State Warriors!
Draymond Wants the Max, Niners Go with Lance, and Kyler Contract Clause
Bryson reacts to Draymond’s reported request of a max extension with Warriors and the biggest reason why they’ll have to give it to him, as well as why the 49ers made the right decision in fully committing to Trey Lance. He then reacts to the Buccaneers signing Julio Jones, Kyler’s extremely concerning contract clause, and more absurd criticism of Lamar Jackson.
Celtics in Talks to Acquire KD, Kyler Gets PAID, and Dak's Madden Rating
Ayton Back to Phoenix, Sean Payton Coaching Rumors, and Kyrie's Stock Plummeting
Bryson reacts to the confusing news that Deandre Ayton is back with the Phoenix Suns, as well as why Goran Dragic's comments about KD are justified. He then details why there is a minimal chance of Sean Payton coaching the Cowboys in 2023, why the Lakers won't trade for Kyrie Irving, and further evidence that this will be Tom Brady's final season.
The Hypocrisy of Saban, Absurd Lamar Criticism, and Mitchell Knicks Rumors
Bryson explains why a Donovan Mitchell trade to the Knicks is virtually inevitable, as well as why the chances of a Kevin Durant reunion in Golden State are increasing by the day and what it would mean for Steph Curry. He then details why the constant criticism of Lamar Jackson is unjustified, the blatant hypocrisy of Nick Saban regarding the state of recruiting in college football, as well as yet another example of why Bill Belichick's legacy was made by solely by Tom Brady.
Top 10 Quarterbacks in the NFL, Baker's Immaturity, and Dial it Back Ja
Bryson reacts to a report detailing how the Browns felt about Baker Mayfield and why it confirmed everything he always believed, and why Ja Morant is painting a target on his back. He then explains what Damian Lillard's new contract means in the long term for the Portland Trail Blazers and for Dame, expectations for the Denver Broncos with Russell Wilson, and Bryson's Top 10 quarterbacks currently in the NFL.
Top 10 NBA Players of All Time, Few Trade Offers for KD, and Harden's Self Awareness
Bryson explains why there is reportedly no bidding war for Kevin Durant a week after his trade request out of Brooklyn, as well as why James Harden is showing good self-awareness right now after yet another bad playoff performance. He then reacts to Aaron Rodgers new tattoo, but more importantly why his Packers will struggle offensively this season, what to expect from Zion Williamson moving forward after signing his new contract extension, and Bryson's Top 10 NBA players of all time.
Baker Baker Disaster Maker, Early Impressions of Chet Holmgren, and Trey Lance
Bryson reacts to Baker Mayfield being traded to the Carolina Panthers and why it will be an even worse train wreck than it was in Cleveland, as well as why Chet Holmgren will not live up to being the second overall pick in the draft. He'll then detail what will make Sabrina Ionescu the greatest female basketball player of all time, whether or not he has sold his stock on Trey Lance, and why Lamar Jackson is due for a big season.
Durant Back to Golden State?? Jeanie's Cryptic Tweet, and Dak's New Physique
Bryson explains why Kevin Durant's return to Golden State is a very real possibility and what needs to happen in order for that to occur, as well as what Jeanie Buss' cryptic late night tweet says about the state of the Lakers. He then details why Dak Prescott is set to have an MVP caliber season after a recent photo was taken after offseason workouts, why John Wall puts the Clippers on equal footing with the Golden State Warriors, and why Baker Mayfield has not played his last game with the Cleveland Browns.
Lakers are Desperate Yet Again, USC and UCLA to the Big 10, and More on KD
Bryson reacts to the Lakers' reported interest in Kyrie Irving and why it is a repeat of last offseason, and the team most likely to acquire Kevin Durant. He then details why the Boston Celtics are currently the favorites to come out of the Eastern Conference once again next season, the future of college football now that USC and UCLA will move to the Big 10 in 2024, and the Timberwolves' head-scratching trade for Rudy Gobert.
Durant Out of Brooklyn, and NBA Free Agency Special
Bryson reacts to the news of Kevin Durant requesting a trade out of Brooklyn and the reality that even his staunchest fans will have to come to terms with. After that, he along with special guests will join the show to react each deal as it happens during NBA free agency!
More. Kyrie. Drama... Top 10 Players in the NBA, and Deshaun Watson Latest
Bryson explains why there is no right answer to the Brooklyn Nets' situation involving Kyrie Irving's looming free agency status, as well as the latest news on the Deshaun Watson story and where the NFL goes next. He then rips Russell Westbrook for his feud with Skip Bayless, why Rob Gronkowski will return to Tampa Bay in November after his retirement last week, and Bryson's Top 10 current players in the NBA!
U.S. Presidents Edition: Presidential Rankings Show
On Episode 10 of the Carving It Up: U.S. Presidents Edition, Bryson and Isaac wrap up the 10-part series by giving their personal list ranking every president in American history. These lists feature some surprises with how the two hosts place each president given their impact on the office, and the country as a whole.
Carving It Up: LIVE Warriors Championship CELEBRATION!!!!!!
Wiggins Leads Dubs to 3-2 Lead, Brady's Last Season, and Game 6 Predictions
Bryson excitedly reacts to Andrew Wiggins' magnificent performance in Game 5 of the NBA Finals to lead his Warriors to the brink of a championship and why Wiggins is the poster child for a harsh reality in sports. He then details why there is so much distain from other NBA owners towards the Warriors, the Cowboys' continued misuse of Dak Prescott, and why this will undoubtedly be Tom Brady's final NFL season. At the end of the show, Bryson will predict Game 6 of the 2022 NBA Finals!
Steph Goes GOAT MODE in Game 4, Barry Grant Jr Joins, and Game 5 Predictions
Bryson goes nuts over his man Steph Curry dominating the Boston Celtics in Game 4 to tie the Finals 2-2 and why his performance is a validation of his Finals career, and whether or not he should win Finals MVP even if the Warriors lose. Barry Grant Jr. then joins to discuss Steph's overall performance to this point, Jayson Tatum's struggles, AD's questionable comments, Kenny Atkinson's hiring by the Charlotte Hornets, and what to expect for the rest of the NBA Finals. At the end of the show, Bryson predicts the pivotal Game 5 between the Boston Celtics and the Golden State Warriors.
U.S. Presidents Edition: Bush-Biden (Ep. 9)
On Episode 9 of the Carving It Up: U.S. Presidents Edition, Bryson and Isaac discuss the most recent 4 Presidents who bring America to the present day. This includes the complicated administration of George W. Bush, the historic election and two terms of Barack Obama, the controversial presidency of Donald Trump, and the current U.S. President, Joe Biden.
Tatum's Confidence, Steph's Finals Performance Thus Far, and Game 4 Prediction
Bryson explains why Jayson Tatum is the main reason that the Warriors should feel very confident about their chances to win the NBA Finals, and why Steph Curry has carried the Warriors through the first 3 games. Mike Guido of Guido's Gridiron Blitz then joins the show to give his takes on the NBA Finals, LeBron's empty suggestion of joining the Warriors, and who should be favored to win this year's Finals. At the end of the show, Bryson predicts Game 4 of the 2022 NBA Finals between the Boston Celtics and the Golden State Warriors.
Warriors Bounce Back in Game 2, Draymond's Impact, and Game 3 Predictions
Bryson reacts to his Warriors dominating the second half of Game 2 over Boston to tie the series at 1-1, as well as what makes Draymond Green so valuable to these Warriors despite his lack of an offensive game. He then invites the host of the Mitchell Report Unleashed Podcast, Rory Mitchell to discuss his show as well as the Warriors taking Game 2, what to expect the rest of the series, and Quin Snyder stepping down from the Utah Jazz. At the end of the show, Bryson predicts Game 3 of the 2022 NBA Finals!
U.S. Presidents Edition: Carter-Clinton (Ep. 8)
On Episode 8 of the Carving It Up: U.S. Presidents Edition, Bryson and Isaac discuss the 4 Presidents that bring America into the 21st Century. This includes the rough ending to the presidency of Jimmy Carter, the Great Communicator Ronald Reagan, the quiet but effective term of George H. W. Bush, and the up and down administration of Bill Clinton.
Celtics Stun Warriors in Game 1, Hall of Fame Horford, and Tatum's Bad Night
Bryson reacts to his Warriors getting smoked in the 4th quarter at home to trail 1-0 in the NBA Finals, and why the gap between Steph Curry and Jayson Tatum is massive. He then details why these Finals are yet another bad look for Gregg Popovich, why Al Horford is a clear first ballot Hall of Famer, and predictions for Game 2 of the 2022 NBA Finals!
NBA Finals Game 1 Predictions, John Rivera Joins, and KD vs Draymond
Bryson addresses the completely false narrative that Steph Curry underperforms in the NBA Finals and what a Finals MVP would do for his legacy, and why Kevin Durant is wrong about Draymond Green's claim about the double-teams Steph received. John Rivera of the Pham Perspective Podcast joins to discuss the Finals, as well as how Darvin Ham will fit with the Los Angeles Lakers. At the end of the show, Bryson makes his prediction for Game 1 of the 2022 NBA Finals.
Celtics Advance to the Finals, Darvin Ham Hired by the Lakers, and NBA Finals Prediction
Bryson explains why he would be extremely concerned if he were a Celtics fan despite the team advancing to the 2022 NBA Finals, and why the Lakers hiring Darvin Ham puts them no closer to title contention than before. He then details why Kyrie and KD's reputations are damaged by the matchup in these Finals, how the Heat can improve this offseason after coming up short, and his prediction for the 2022 NBA Finals.
U.S. Presidents Edition: Truman-Ford (Ep. 7)
On Episode 7 of the Carving It Up: U.S. Presidents Edition, Bryson and Isaac discuss the next six presidents following WWII who had to deal with issues such as civil rights, the Vietnam War, and the spread of communism. This includes the highs and lows of Harry S. Truman, the domestic strides made under Dwight D. Eisenhower, the ambitious but tragic presidency of John F. Kennedy, the complicated administration of Lyndon B. Johnson, the disgraceful fall of Richard Nixon, and the difficult time in office of Gerald R. Ford.
Dubs are BACK in the Finals, Steph’s Legacy, and Luka’s Postseason
Bryson celebrates his Warriors advancing to their 6th Finals in the last 8 years, as well as why Steph Curry is ascending as a Top 10 player all time. He then explains why the Celtics will close out the Heat in Game 6 to face the Warriors, Dak’s big offseason, and why Luka’s postseason is cause for concern.
Response to Gun Violence in America, C's Take 3-2 Lead, and Kaepernick Tries Out with the Raiders
Bryson reacts strongly to the recent shooting in Uvalde, Texas and the overall tragedy of gun violence in America.
He then transitions into sports and explains why the Celtics are a win away from the NBA Finals over the Miami Heat, as well as what his Golden State Warriors have to do to advance to another NBA Finals tonight. To finish the show, he reacts to Colin Kaepernick getting a tryout with the Las Vegas Raiders and why the Brooklyn Nets are possibly near implosion.
U.S Presidents Edition: Wilson-Roosevelt (Ep. 6)
On Episode 6 of the Carving It Up: U.S. Presidents Edition, Bryson and Isaac discuss the men who presided over three of the greatest crises in American history: Two World Wars and the Great Depression. This includes the up and down administration of Woodrow Wilson, the scandal-ridden term of Warren G. Harding, the government changes under Calvin Coolidge, the disastrous four years of Herbert Hoover, and the longest and most eventful presidency in American history of Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Sunned By Luka, Game 6 Klay, and a Drew Brees Comeback?
Bryson reacts to Luka Doncic and the Mavs embarrassing the Phoenix Suns in Game 7 and what's next for Phoenix, and why his Golden State Warriors now have a clear path at another title. He's then joined by Barry Grant Jr of the All Even Podcast to discuss all things NBA Playoffs including the defending champion Bucks falling to the Celtics in Game 7. Bryson finishes the show explaining why Drew Brees would be making a big mistake by returning to the NFL after only a year at NBC Sports and his predictions for the Eastern and Western Conference Finals.
U.S. Presidents Edition: Cleveland-Taft (Ep. 5)
On Episode 5 of the Carving It Up: U.S. Presidents Edition, Bryson and Isaac dive into the transition of America into the 20th Century and the men who led the country to that point. This includes the only nonconsecutive presidential terms of Grover Cleveland, the confusing four years of Benjamin Harrison, the measured but tragic terms of William McKinley, the electric eight years of Theodore Roosevelt, and the quiet administration of William Howard Taft.
Harden Collapses Yet Again, Cowboys and Packers Schedule Predictions, and Mavs Force Game 7
Bryson goes after James Harden after his no-effort performance in the 76ers season-ending loss to the Miami Heat, as well as the pressure the Phoenix Suns face in Game 7 that nobody is talking about. He then predicts the schedules of the Dallas Cowboys and the Green Bay Packers in 2022, and details why his Golden State Warriors will win Game 6 easily over the Memphis Grizzlies.