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Bad Science Fiction Read Poorly

Bad Science Fiction Read Poorly

By Dick and Jay

Join us for science fiction stories, based on randomly generated prompts, written in a four-hour deadline, and read at first glance.

Much Science Fiction writing recently has been limited tropes, and many authors are afraid to write about new ideas. We want to encourage authors to be more speculative and imaginative in their writing and create a safe low-pressure environment to get experimental.

Bad Science Fiction Read Poorly is not to encourage bad writing, but to manage expectations. Each story is a swing for the fence. Some are a homerun, and others might fail spectacularly.
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Bad Science Fiction Read PoorlyMay 01, 2020

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We can’t quit you: the New Years Episode: Tadodat - Non Smoking

We can’t quit you: the New Years Episode: Tadodat - Non Smoking

Dick and Jay start off the year making fun of new years resolutions. Jay shows off his research into addiction, and Dick tries really hard not to talk over Jay the whole time.

Jan 08, 202102:00:19
Mortality Play: Mistakes - X-139

Mortality Play: Mistakes - X-139

Dick and Jay discuss AI beverage choices.  Dick decides to go down the time travel wormhole, while Jay writes a pleasant story about interstellar war.

Dec 23, 202001:57:51
The Magic Blue Smoke: The USBarians - Made With Love

The Magic Blue Smoke: The USBarians - Made With Love

Dick and Jay try to capture lightning in a bottle as Jay's recording equipment failed to record the first attempt of this episode.  Dick comes face to face with his subconscious while being introduced to his own subtext, and Jay destroys our conventions of time.

Dec 01, 202001:53:06
Hazard Pay- with Special Guest A. K. Frailey: Overexposure - Vacation Paradise - The Solar Pump Archipelago

Hazard Pay- with Special Guest A. K. Frailey: Overexposure - Vacation Paradise - The Solar Pump Archipelago

A. K. Frailey joins Dick and Jay this week! Dick recommends some light reading, and Jay gets inspired to recycle.

Nov 02, 202001:39:17
FLASH FICTION- THE HOLLOWEEN SPECIAL: They - It was a particularly gruesome murder

FLASH FICTION- THE HOLLOWEEN SPECIAL: They - It was a particularly gruesome murder

Dick and Jay are only given one hour to write a Horror Story with a 500-word limit. This is Instead of one page, because Jay does not believe in changing font size and margins. Jay rekindles his childhood love of the Twilight Zone, and Dick loses a nickel.
Oct 30, 202027:58
Believe Me If We Don't Always Write Tragedies. The Space Train Heist - The Brood

Believe Me If We Don't Always Write Tragedies. The Space Train Heist - The Brood

Jay convinces Dick of the power of shoelaces, Dick breaks a cardinal rule.

Oct 28, 202001:34:00
The Triumphant Return of Season 2: The Storm Intervention - Lost and Found

The Triumphant Return of Season 2: The Storm Intervention - Lost and Found

Dick and Jay triumphantly return for a leaner and meaner season 2. Dick is accused of taking a page out of Jay’s playbook, and Jay tries to be sincere for once.

Oct 20, 202001:17:15
Future Lives with Aalok Rathod: An Etherial Night - Santana, Klaus - Completing the Pair

Future Lives with Aalok Rathod: An Etherial Night - Santana, Klaus - Completing the Pair

Dick and Jay invite screenwriter Aalok Rathod to the show! We realize Jay doesn’t know what dating is, Aalok shares a true ghost story, and Dick reinvents the holiday spirit.

Jul 10, 202001:51:23
Coin Toss 2.0, The Switch: Devil Dogs - Fly to the Rescue

Coin Toss 2.0, The Switch: Devil Dogs - Fly to the Rescue

Dick and Jay flip a coin and decide to pick a writing prompt for each other's stories.  Dick finds out the band Europe’s big hit has nothing to do with the USS Nimitz, and Jay finds out he’s been playing a game all by himself.

Jul 03, 202001:12:34
What's in a name? Warrior Podiatry - Unintended Consequences

What's in a name? Warrior Podiatry - Unintended Consequences

Dick and Jay create characters before writing their short stories. Jay announces is unabashed love for Voltron, and Dick reveals that his ignorance prevents him from being Amicus curiae.
Jun 26, 202001:27:32
Flash Fiction: Unlucky Mr. Padding - Universal

Flash Fiction: Unlucky Mr. Padding - Universal

Interstate travel has shortened this week's production time, so our writers only spent 2 hours on their stories, that only take place in one room. Dick has an odd fascination with measuring in Qubits, and Jay obsesses about font size.

Jun 16, 202001:24:20
The Ancients of Astronauts: The Order of Nonhelema - For the Love of the Sale

The Ancients of Astronauts: The Order of Nonhelema - For the Love of the Sale

Dick and Jay put ideas in a blender. Dick gives reasons to believe in crystals, while Jay reveals an obsession for carnival barkers.

Jun 09, 202001:14:51
Spacing out with George Austin: Awakened - Tending your Garden - The Maiden Voyage of the USSF Constable

Spacing out with George Austin: Awakened - Tending your Garden - The Maiden Voyage of the USSF Constable

Dick and Jay encounter a real writer and do what they do best: invite them on to write some bad science fiction. Dick fancies himself an expert on quarters, Jay struggles to say thoughtful comments, and George educates us on the usefulness of comet strikes.
Jun 03, 202001:50:11
Coin Toss: 871 - The Female Teen Patrol

Coin Toss: 871 - The Female Teen Patrol

In this episode:  Dick and Jay try to derail each other with the flip of a coin.  Dick talks about the finer points of scouting, leadership, and space decapod crustaceans of the infraorder Brachyura.  - Jay can’t stop admiring his writing and stares into the calm waters of his own witty quips.

May 26, 202001:56:38
Escape!: The 5th Air Cavalry and the Battle of Flat Top Hill - Incident Report

Escape!: The 5th Air Cavalry and the Battle of Flat Top Hill - Incident Report

Dick and Jay write short stories based on a user-submitted writing idea (kind of). Dick muses about the tax implications of Brother's Grimms' Fairy Tales, and Jay poises the question: Which is better a Dragon or a Megalodon?
May 19, 202001:37:30
The Robot Colonies: Only a Working Model - Remember the Space Bees

The Robot Colonies: Only a Working Model - Remember the Space Bees

This week our heroes try to envision colonies of robots. Jay tries to understand the subtle intricacies of robot dating, while Dick enters the slipstream for a ride with the space bees.

May 12, 202001:44:37
Catchphrase: Back to Darkness - Cattle Drive

Catchphrase: Back to Darkness - Cattle Drive

Dick and Jay reveal their lack of understanding of catchphrases, and mysterious atmospheric phenomena threaten to ruin two nights of recording attempts.
May 08, 202001:38:19
The Horror Episode: The Privateer - An Acceptable Ratio

The Horror Episode: The Privateer - An Acceptable Ratio

Dick and Jay must write a science fiction horror story.  Dick gets ambushed by dialogue, and Jay laments exposition.

May 05, 202001:23:28
A Cell At The Bottom Of The Earth - Selfie

A Cell At The Bottom Of The Earth - Selfie

Dick and Jay get 4 hours to write a science fiction story, but, both dates they pick are in the past.  Jay reveals which rock he lives under, and Dick reveals his love of social media.

May 01, 202001:31:24
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