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Bumping Uglies

Bumping Uglies

By Rachael and Ashley

Two life-long friends laugh, drink, and talk their way through what life has to offer in your thirties!
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The One Where He DID Pay the Water Bill...

Bumping UgliesFeb 11, 2023

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The One Where He DID Pay the Water Bill...

The One Where He DID Pay the Water Bill...

We hope the holidays were good to you! We are excited to be back with Rachael and her husband Andy discussing how her ADHD diagnosis has affected their personal and sex life. The good, the bad, the funny, the dangerous...We are trying to share it all with you this week! 

Feb 11, 202301:07:56
The One Where We Try New Things

The One Where We Try New Things

Welcome back and we hope everyone is enjoying their holiday season! This week we discuss things partners have asked us to try and whether we would try again or not. We've got some new and fun, and embarrassing, stories for you! Grab a drink or a substance of choice and join us. 

P.S.- We'd love to hear your stories! Email us bumpingucast@gmail.com or find us on instagram @bumpingucast 

Dec 11, 202252:50
The One Where We Make the First Move

The One Where We Make the First Move

We know it's a few days late but Thanksgiving week proved to be much to busy for us. Grab a cocktail or your drink of choice and join us as we discuss how to get over that initial fear of being the first one to make contact. We have some tales and tricks of our own but we also read a few from other women as well. Hope everyone had a great holiday!

P.S.- This is shorter than our normal episodes due to some continuing technical issues with Ashley's computer. We will pick up where we left off on the next episode and appreciate your patience as she gets the issue fixed.

Dec 01, 202235:13
The One Where We Talk Pick Up Lines

The One Where We Talk Pick Up Lines

This week we revisit our talk about online dating. We say goodbye Kevin and hello Beefy Man. Grab a drink and discuss foot fetishes, fitting balls in your mouth, and things you shouldn't say as a first message to someone. We are so happy to be back and we are getting better every week! Let's get into it!

Nov 20, 202251:03
The One with the Sex Trivia

The One with the Sex Trivia

Join us, and our friends Marissa and Paul, in asking and answering 15 sex related trivia questions. Grab a drink! You'll need it as we pre-gamed this episode to the tune of 2 pitchers of margaritas and several beers. See if you can do better than we did with this set of questions. In the next hour we cover everything from nude pics to falling out of chairs. 

Nov 17, 202251:26
The One Where We Jump Back In

The One Where We Jump Back In

It has been a long two years but we are back! Join us, and be gentle, as we get our footing and get back into the podcasting world. Grab a drink and listen as we discuss how it is on dating sites these days and Ashley's potential new boo...

P.S.- We had some technical difficulties but we are working on it! Please be patient as we try to get Ashley's ability to record back.

Nov 07, 202239:59
The One Where We Just Let It All Out

The One Where We Just Let It All Out

Episode 59: Hello there! We unfortunately didn't get to chat with you in February but we are here for March and excited to be feeling much better and ready for spring. You might find that this episode has no real direction and I have to say I agree. What we decided to do for this week was just talk about some stuff that we have been noticing in the media, social media, and also some things that have popped into our mind as a result. The end product that we are bringing to you is one of our shorter episodes, but have no fear we covered a lot!

P.S.- We would love to hear how you feel about these topics. I'd also like to give you the option of drinking along with this episode even though we did not by giving you some drinking game rules: Every time one of us say yeah or you know, take a drink. Every time the subject seems to change out of nowhere, take a drink. Every time we mention or talk to an animal, take a drink. Finally, every time Rachael says whatever, take that drink!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Mar 18, 202037:51
The One with the Confessions

The One with the Confessions

Episode 58: This week we are bringing you a whole bunch of fun, weird, and sometimes downright confusing confessions about sex. We had so many questions, opinions, and laughs recording this episode and we hope you do too! Of course it wouldn't be us if we didn't bring you some of our own stories and confessions to go along with all these stories Ashley found. Stay with us to the end to play a little sex term trivia!

P.S.- If you have confessions we want to hear them!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Jan 22, 202059:46
The One Where Board Games Turn Dirty

The One Where Board Games Turn Dirty

Episode 57: Hi! Welcome to 2020! We are so happy to be here with you bringing you new life experiences and new laughs this year. This week we are talking about how a simple phone games can turn into much more than you bargained for, how everything online is now open game for dating. We are telling you word for word the pick up lines, discussions, and tactics used even in scrabble. Stay with us as Rachael tells you all about what grandpas don't say and we hone in on grandpas "stepping out" on their wives.

P.S- We know we aren't the only ones. Shoot us a message to tell us about your misplaced dating/sexting attempts.



Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Jan 15, 202043:01
The One Where We Dust Off A's V...

The One Where We Dust Off A's V...

Episode 56: Hi there! We are back with your second serving of the month. This episode we discuss sexting, porn habits, masturbation guilt, and so much more. Ashley has once again given up men but as usual by the end of the episode she is talking about dusting her lady bits off and jumping back into the sex game. Grab a drink and friend that's good enough to help blow the dust off your bits and join us for our last episode of 2019!

P.S- Let us know how you feel about watching porn!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Dec 11, 201951:13
The One with the Surprise Butthole

The One with the Surprise Butthole

Episode 55: Hi! We are so excited to be back after several months of a break. For this episode we just wanted to get back in touch a talk about a few experiences and thoughts we've had since we've been gone. We will be back for the foreseeable future with two guaranteed episodes a month and hopefully a couple bonus episodes here and there. Grab a drink and join us as we delve into dick pics, bedroom talk, and dating app mishaps.

P.S.- You can message us on any of our social media platforms or email us- bumpingucast@gmail.com
Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Nov 27, 201958:29
Have a Quickie With Bumping Uglies-6

Have a Quickie With Bumping Uglies-6

Episode 54(mini episode 6): Heyyy it's Mayyy! We had to skip a week but we are back with this short little episode all about Lora DiCarlo's new "pleasure wand", The Osé, the winner of CES Robotics Innovation Award. We can't wait to give you all the details!

P.S.- Tell us what you think about this new toy!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
May 14, 201919:15
Have a Quickie With Bumping Uglies-5

Have a Quickie With Bumping Uglies-5

Episode 53(mini episode 5): Hey there! We've had quite the month so we thought now was the perfect time to bring you a short sweet quickie. Today we are talking about men who act like they don't want sex and end up being very successful in finding casual sex partners. It'll be rough, but it'll be fun! Listen in and then let us know what you think? Are the aloof getting all the p*ssy?

P.S.- Once more if you missed it in our last episode you can contact Jon and Ama at houseoftheendless@gmail.com and you can tell us your stories at bumpingucast@gmail.com


Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Apr 30, 201925:10
The One Where We Get to Know a Master/Slave Couple

The One Where We Get to Know a Master/Slave Couple

Episode 52: Here it is! Part 2, our conclusion to the incredible amount of information Jon and Ama had for us. In this part we get into what they address each other as, if their family and friends know about their relationship, safety, mental health, and so much more. Please join us as we say goodbye to Jon and Ama!

P.S- Once more if you'd like to ask them your own question that we missed or maybe you've been curious for yourself. You can reach them at houseoftheendless@gmail.com
Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Apr 23, 201947:59
The One Where We Get to Know a Master/Slave Couple

The One Where We Get to Know a Master/Slave Couple

Episode 52: Hi there! We are so excited to bring this two part episode to you! Let me just start by saying that when you agree to talk to strangers you are never sure how it is going to turn out but in this case we got so lucky in hearing from Jon and Ama. This couple was so friendly, open, well spoken, had so much experience, and so much knowledge to share with us not just about participating in BDSM but about relationship between people in general. Join us to find out answers to many questions you may have about what a master/slave relationship looks like, to hear some funny personal stories from this lovely couple, and to hear from some overall very cool people.

P.S- If you have more questions you can contact Jon and Ama at houseoftheendless@gmail.com
Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Apr 16, 201948:04
Have a Quickie with Bumping Uglies-4

Have a Quickie with Bumping Uglies-4

Episode 51(mini episode 4): The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and we have another quickie for you! This week it was Ashley's pick and although the news was slow this time she is brought us an article all about different practices around the world! Jammed into this fifteen minutes we talk about throwing spices on singles, sex training rituals, encouraged experimentation, and young sex!

P.S.- We have an amazing two part episode coming out for the end of this month. We interviewed a master/slave couple and can't wait to share their knowledge and experiences with you!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Apr 09, 201916:34
The One About the Hen Party

The One About the Hen Party

Episode 50: Can you believe we've chatted this many times already?? Me neither! But anyway hello there and happy April. We missed last week because sometimes life doesn't go quite as smoothly as you've planned, but we're here now and we are sharing with you all the things about bachelorette and bachelor parties! This week we've got statistics about what goes down during these risque parties, who is lying, and who doesn't want to know; along with some suggestions to freshen up your party, some alternative party options, and of course some stories of some crazy things that have happened at these types of parties.

P.S.- Tell us your crazy story! And if you've been around for a while don't forget to leave us a review!

P.P.S- Summer is nearly here and we will be switching to two full episodes and two mini episodes monthly!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Apr 02, 201954:48
Have a Quickie with Bumping Uglies-3

Have a Quickie with Bumping Uglies-3

Episode 49( mini episode 3): Well we made it through St. Patrick's day (just barely) and here we are on the other side with exactly what the doctor ordered, a quick little talk about a new documentary we found. This week we are discussing XConfessions: SoulSex! If you don't know what I'm talking about it's alright because before last week neither did I. SoulSex is an interview and explicit film documenting an older couple who are still very sexually active and practice purposeful sex, meaning they are in it for the connection and they like to take things nice and slow. We can't wait to tell you all about it!

P.S.- You can watch this and many other films by Erika Lust (https://xconfessions.com/) and see exactly what this active older couple is talking about.



Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Mar 19, 201916:17
The One Where We Dream

The One Where We Dream

Episode 48: Hi, hello, howdy! We are so excited for some good weather finally and it has got our heads in the clouds! Now this week we aren't talking about daydreaming, but we are talking all about dreams. We have some facts for you, of course some stories both naughty and nice, we also have some possible causes of sex dreams, along with some things that are kind of like dreaming but with a bit of a twist. Join us in dreamland and find out what you do when you're asleep!

P.S- Have a crazy dream? Do you lucid dream? Do you experience sleep paralysis? Let us know!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Mar 12, 201958:35
The One With the Ghost Sex

The One With the Ghost Sex

Episode 47: Welcome back! It is almost spring and we have some fun topics coming up! This week is no exception because we are bringing you facts, stories, celebrity confessions, and ebay ads all about spectrophilia(GHOST SEX!)! We had so much fun learning about this phenomenon and reading accounts from people who say they've experienced it first hand. We couldn't help but have a little fun with the idea of sex with someone in the afterlife so join us in this newest adventure and find out if you are ghost sex material!

P.S.- Do you believe in ghost sex? Have you had ghost encounters? Let us know on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, or email!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Mar 05, 201901:01:31
The One Where We Go On Vacation

The One Where We Go On Vacation

Episode 46: Hello! It is so nice to be back! We had to skip a week but we are here and refreshed with some tips, dos and don'ts, and stories for you all about sex on vacation. Whether you are taking someone with you or you're hoping to find a fling we have something for you. Join us as we talk about our recent vacation and your next one...*imagine I'm winking*

P.S.- We'd love to hear a steamy vacation story from you or a sexy plan gone wrong. Message or email us!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Feb 26, 201948:06
The One With the VDay Ideas

The One With the VDay Ideas

Episode 45: Can you believe February is nearly half gone?? This year is flying by faster than any before for us. In this year we are hoping to be more present and thoughtful with our lives and loved ones so we decided to bring you some sweet ideas for Valentine's Day that won't break the bank and aren't over the top. We found a few things that will let someone know you care without making a spectacle of the day. If you're into that or your partner wants that it's cool, but just in case you are looking for something different this year we are here for you. Ashley of course couldn't resist playing devil's advocate and finding some bad gift ideas and telling us some stories where good intentions just didn't pan out.

P.S.- Tell us an interesting Valentine's date you went on or a fun gift you've received. DM us on any social platform, tweet us, or email us.

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Feb 12, 201947:44
The One About the Before

The One About the Before

Episode 44: Hi there! And congratulations on making it to February it really felt like January was never ending. In this second month of 2019 we are all about the love. So this week we are bringing you before sex habits, tips, and some things to steer clear of as well if you want to get frisky later. Grab a chair, grab a buddy, grab a drink, and join us as we explore what it takes to get in the mood!

P.S.- Tell us what you do to get ready for the bedroom! DM us on any social media platform, tweet us, or email us!



Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Feb 05, 201936:38
The One With the Warning Labels

The One With the Warning Labels

Episode 43: Hi there! This week we managed to get our favorite aunt( and maybe your's too?) back on with us to discuss a topic that we all love! So with Missy and Ashley to balance out the blunder that is Rachael we embark on a quick little journey down warning label lane. On this adventure we have products that apparently needed warning labels, ridiculous warning labels, and warning labels that apply to people as well as some personal stories you just may not believe!

P.S.- Rachael went through and edited her little heart out earlier this week only to have the nearly finished file corrupt so this version is a quicker less edited version and we apologize for any issues she may have missed.

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash (and Missy)
Jan 22, 201950:51
Have a quickie with Bumping Uglies-2

Have a quickie with Bumping Uglies-2

Episode 42(Mini Episode 2)- Hello again! We hope your year is off to a great start! This being the third week of the month we are bringing you a little taste of Bumping Uglies in our new venture of discussing sex in the news every month! This week Ashley brings us an article based in England where an adult themed mini golf course allowed a porno to be filmed on their premises. Join us to find all about the golf course and the details of the adult film! P.S.- Let us know what you think about adult places in the public eye allowing porn companies to shoot on property! Message us or email us --> bumpingucast@gmail.com Thanks for Listening,  Rach and Ash
Jan 15, 201919:10
The One Where the Boys Get Theirs

The One Where the Boys Get Theirs

Episode 41: We told you it was coming and here it is! Last week we talked about the Big O for ladies and this week we are covering all things blow jobs. We have some stories to read, some facts, some tips, and of course plenty of our own stories and ridiculous ideas to add! Join us and find out where you fall in the blow job game!

P.S.- If you have any tips or stories let us know!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Jan 08, 201901:10:01
The One With the Big O

The One With the Big O

Episode 40: Welcome to 2019 everyone! Thanks for joining us in this new year, but if you were hoping for a new us you're going to be disappointed... This week we are talking about the BIG O, you know, orgasms. Right now we will be focusing on the ladies but don't worry guys your time is coming! We've got some statistics for you, some personal stories, and a few others for you. We're keeping this one fun and light so join us to get your mind off the day and maybe get it on yourself (imagine a terrible wink).

P.S.- We are a little late because someone stayed out until 4 am last night. You may hear some dog and food noises in the background we do our best to keep noises to a minimum but life happens and we can't hide it.

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Jan 01, 201901:10:03
The One Where We Skipped Christmas

The One Where We Skipped Christmas

Episode 39: Merry Christmas! We hope this episode finds everyone in a happy day with whoever you love, but if the holidays are hard for you we hope that this one is just a little easier than the last. The holiday season is so busy for everyone, including us, so in our hurry to get this episode recorded we chose a topic we were very excited about that has nothing to do for Christmas...hopefully this will be the break from all the Christmas themed stuff you've been subjected to. I'll stop rambling and get to the point. This week we are bringing you a quick little talk about dirty little secrets!

P.S.- We would love to hear dirty little secrets from you all. We'd love a rate and review on iTunes. This episode was definitely a labor of love between fitting in the recording, editing, and working around file corruptions. We hope you enjoy!



Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Dec 25, 201850:10
Have a quickie with Bumping Uglies-1

Have a quickie with Bumping Uglies-1

Episode 38( Mini Episode 1): Well hello there! Welcome to our first mini episode where we take turns surprising each other with short current event topics. This week Rachael surprises Ashley with a story about sex on the pyramids! We also have a small discussion about facetune.

P.S- Tell us what you think about sex on the pyramids! Would you do it?



Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Dec 18, 201822:13
The One With the Christmas Gifts

The One With the Christmas Gifts

Episode 37: Hi! We've made it to December which means Christmas is right around the corner! To Rachael's excitement and Ashley's frustration we are telling you some naughty gift ideas for that/those special someone(s) in your life! As usual we've got a few of our own stories to share along with some examples of some bad gifts to steer you in the right direction this year. Don't be caught with you pants around your ankles...unless that is what you were going for...

P.S. - Our first mini episode will be out next week in lieu of a regular episode. Wish us luck. Happy almost Christmas! And don't forget to tell us your cringe worthy gift stories!



Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Dec 11, 201801:04:24
The One Where They Snapped

The One Where They Snapped

Episode 36: Hi! Hello! This week we are back with crimes of passion! We also have Marissa back with us to add to the drunken antics and hilarity. Grab a drink, not a knife, and settle in as we tell some stories of those who just couldn't handle it anymore.

P.S- We'd love to hear your own snapped stories! Message us or email us! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review!



Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Dec 04, 201801:38:50
The One Where We Get Back Into Sex Toys

The One Where We Get Back Into Sex Toys

Episode 35: Hi! Welcome if you're new! This week we have a fun filled episode full of crazy sex toy reviews, some sex toy horror stories, and maybe a few of our own stories. We are onto year number two of podcasting and we can't wait to supply you with even more sex, stories, and laughter!

P.S.- This episode marks the beginning of season three where we will have three episode every month released on Tuesdays and one bonus mini episode you'll be able to find in our patreon section. We are also bringing you a slightly new format and new music. Enjoy!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Nov 27, 201801:08:44
The One Where It's Been A Year!

The One Where It's Been A Year!

Episode 34: This week we celebrate a whole year of podcasting! We talk about our favorite things in podcasting, our favorite episodes, what we've learned, and we play a little never have I ever to finish things off! Grab a drink and join us!

P.S.- Thank you for a great year! We are looking forward to whatever comes in the next year and hope you stick around! We are drinking pinot grigio this week if you want to drink along with us.

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Nov 20, 201854:39
The One Where We Go In The Back Door

The One Where We Go In The Back Door

Episode 33: Hello again! or Welcome if it's your first time! It certainly isn't ours which is exactly where this episode came from. This week we are talking all things anal sex. Do's, Don'ts, safety, and some horror stories. Grab some wine or maybe a margarita and get ready to laugh, learn, and cringe with us as we delve into the taboo? of anal sex! P.S.- Share any of your stories with us via our social media or email us ---> bumpingucast@gmail.com Thanks for Listening,  Rach and Ash
Nov 08, 201801:00:08
The One Where We Get Spooky!

The One Where We Get Spooky!

Episode 32: We've nearly made it full circle but before we get to one year we're making a stop for Halloween! For this episode we are bringing you some scary, some cringy, and some horrifying stories. Grab a drink or a friend and join us as we talk about some Halloween nightmares!

P.S.- We'd love to hear your scary stories! DM us on any of our social media or email us at bumpingucast@gmail.com
Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Oct 31, 201855:39
The One Where It's That Time Of The Month

The One Where It's That Time Of The Month

Episode 31: Hello again! This week we are talking about something you either are into talking about or you'll want to avoid completely. If you guessed eating in a nude restaurant you were wrong... but if you guessed period sex you'd be spot(heh) on! Anyway this week we decided we were going to tackle a topic that we each don't really take part in but were curious to know more about. Join us as we learn some benefits, tips, and tricks to period sex. Also in this episode we have some of our own and some others period sex stories to tell.

P.S.- We completed our first half of our give back by purchasing items on the Kanawha County Humane Shelter's Amazon wishlist (WV). Our Ohio shelter will shortly follow!

P.P.S- Tell us your preferences, stories, and tips about period sex on any of our social media or email us bumpingucast@gmail.com
Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Oct 04, 201856:60
The One With the Food in Bed

The One With the Food in Bed

Episode 30: Well hello there! We have miraculously and unbelievably made it to episode 30! Although it has been a struggle to make time to record, edit, and prepare topics we have managed to do it with a few hiccups along the way. This week we are bringing you all the talk, the good, the bad, and the ugly about using food to enhance your sex life. This week we read some benefits of eating certain foods, some fun(or funny) suggestions for foods to use during foreplay, and some crazy stories of how using food in the bedroom went wrong. Grab a drink, you'll probably need it, and join us as we have fun, tell you a few interesting tidbits about food, and prove that it is in fact a miracle that Rachael found a husband.

P.S.- If you have any fun food related stories send us an email or a private message!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Aug 28, 201850:26
The One Where We Have Ex Sex

The One Where We Have Ex Sex

Episode 29: Hello again! It's been a little longer than intended as the technology gods are never on our side, but we are so excited to be back with a new episode all about sex with an ex! This week we talk about the should you/ shouldn't you and the dos and the don'ts and we play a little would you rather! Grab a drink or a big tall water and join us as we talk about all the bad decisions and all the weird things that happen when you sleep with your ex (like getting married...).

P.S.- Don't forget to follow us on social media and send us your stories to bumpingucast@gmail.com

P.P.S- Jordan finally got her basket and loved it! Also we will have pictures from our animal shelter donations soon!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Aug 14, 201801:16:55
The One Where We Go Public

The One Where We Go Public

Episode 28: We are here. With you. In the middle of summer about to talk about all the places you can get it on while the weather is nice and you are out of the house! Join us as we cover news stories, men's and women's lists of the best places not to get caught, and as we go through a checklist of places we have and haven't had sex!

P.S.- Share your stories with us on twitter, instagram, facebook, or email. Tell us the craziest place you've had sex. Or embarassing got caught stories!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Jul 19, 201801:14:50
The One Where We Send Nudes

The One Where We Send Nudes

Episode 27: Happy almost summer! We are back this week to talk about the dos, the don'ts, the good, the bad, and everything in between! We share our sexting experiences and play a game of never have I ever at the end to get back into the fun of podcasting! Grab a drink and play along!



P.S.- Tell us your sexting stories on social media or email us bumpingucast@gmail.com


Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Jun 19, 201801:14:05
The One About B.O.B

The One About B.O.B

Hello there! We took a small break but we are back for season 2 with epiosde 26! This season we will be doing the podcast bi monthly to accomodate our summer work schedules. This week we are talking about BOB that's right vibrators! Ashley is bringing us some stats, we are talking about toys we like, situations we use different toys in, our first experiences touching a penis, an our first experiences using B.O.B's. Join us as we have a little chat about our favorite little friend!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
May 30, 201859:24
The One With the Talk About Big Love

The One With the Talk About Big Love

Episode 25: This week thanks to our friend Marissa we are reading an article from AfroPunk about the project #decolonizingbeauty and talking about seeing fat people in media. Join us as we read the article, responses to it, Khali's response, and as we talk about our own feelings of fat people in media. Being larger ladies this is a topic that is important to us and involves us. Listen this week as we walk about healthy at any size, changing the standard of beauty to healthy is sexy, and feeling accepted and included in society.

P.S.- Jordan is the winner of the giveaway! You can share our posts about this episode to be entered to win one of two $25 amazon gift cards!

afropunk.com/2018/04/decolonizing-beauty-why-are-fat-bodies-the-subject-of-so-much-hate-controversy/
time.com/4129213/amy-schumer-nude-pirelli-calendar/
Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
May 08, 201801:05:38
The One Where We Talk Taboo!

The One Where We Talk Taboo!

Episode 24: Hello again! This week we are bringing you a quick little talk about taboo! What is it? Do sexual taboos still exist? What are some common taboos in the US? What are some of the craziest around the world? Join us as we dive into the world of unaccepted and unacknowledged sexual practices!

P.S.- This is your last week to enter our giveaway! Our 25 things giveaway will contain things like Bumping Uglies merch, an amazon gift card, our favorite dirty books, some of our favorite sensual items, and more! Don't miss out! You can enter by leaving a review on itunes, facebook, or instagram!



Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
May 01, 201853:47
The One With 50 Shades of Bumping Uglies

The One With 50 Shades of Bumping Uglies

Episode 23: This week we dove into the world of BDSM! Ashley told us the ABCs of BDSM, we took a test to see what our kinks are, and we tell a few stories about some of our experiences with kinkier sex!! This is a long one but a fun one you can join us by taking the short test at bdsm.org to see how your kinks compare to ours and by grab a bottle of wine or a bottle of vodka and falling down the rabbit hole of drunkeness!

P.S- There's still time to enter the giveaway and we will be posting a list of the erotic novels we talked about for anyone who was interested.



Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Apr 25, 201801:22:02
The One Where We have Penis Envy?

The One Where We have Penis Envy?

Episode 22: This week we are talking about penis envy! What it is. Do we have it? What do other people say about it? What does Rachael's husband think about it? And what do Japan's french fries have to do with it?? Join us for a short little adventure into the world of if we had a dick!

P.S. - Drop us a review on iTunes, Facebook, or Instagram to win a fun Bumping Uglies basket full of 25 things we love! Make this episode a drinking game by taking a shot or drink every time we say PENIS!!

Thanks for Listening,

Rach and Ash
Apr 17, 201845:30
The One Where We Learn New Sex Words

The One Where We Learn New Sex Words

Episode 21: Welcome back! Or Hi if you're new! This week we are getting weird! We found some unusual sex terms to tell you all about. Join us as we learn some new words, tell you some cringe worthy sex stories, and find the meaning to some of the grossest sex terms urban dictionary has to offer!



P.S.- Our giveaway happens on episode 25 so don't miss out on entering! We have learned that our mobile reviews aren't working so you can head over to instagram or facebook to leave us a review. The winner will receive a basket full of Bumping Uglies themed things including some of Rachael and Ashley's favorite stuff! There will be two smaller prizes announced on the 26th episode! And we are giving back to our local shelters as a part of our 25th as well!



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Rach and Ash
Apr 10, 201801:01:54
The One About Polyamory

The One About Polyamory

Episode 20: This week we were joined by our very first new to us guest a lovely British woman by the name of Mish who was kind enough to volunteer to talk about polyamory and her experience of being polyamorous with us. Join us as we learn all about the poly world, hear some of Mish's personal stories like how she decided she was poly and how even 18 years into being poly there are still things that surprise her, and learn some fun poly terms like nre and frubbles! P.S.- We are currently doing a giveaway. Give us a review to be entered to win! You can find Mish---> Instagram: @luvlyluvlymish Blog: luvlymish.com Twitter: @luvlymish Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash
Apr 03, 201801:17:48
The One Where We Get Cozy and Creepy

The One Where We Get Cozy and Creepy

Episode 19: That's right this week we are taking a little break from our normal topics to read you some creepy pastas! Poor Ashley isn't feeling well and Rachael had quite the week so we wanted to do something fun, easy, and relaxing! Grab your blanket and your hot cocoa and help us wish away the last of this winter crud with a little scary story time.

P.S. - We have a giveaway going on! Between now and our 25th episode subscribe, rate, and review us to be entered to win an adorable basket full of Bumping Uglies things and its' hosts favorite things as well! We will also be giving away two smaller prizes on our 26th episode and you can be entered to win that by sharing our post about our 25th episode! Finally we are doing a give back by donating 25 things on local animal shelters want lists!



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Rach and Ash
Mar 27, 201852:23
The One Where We Get Into Porn

The One Where We Get Into Porn

Episode 18: We are back this week talking about women viewing porn, how we feel about porn, what our porn names would be, a game, dragon dicks, and a few stories! After a rough St. Patrick's Day this was a rare sober episode, but that didn't stop us from having tons of fun!

P.S.- Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review before our 25th episode to be entered into our very first giveaway! And follow us on at least one social media platform to be able to share our 25th episode announcement to be entered into winning one of two smaller prizes that will be announced on our 26th episode! We have had so much fun doing this so far and becoming part of the podcasting community that we couldn't wait to give away and give back!



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Rach and Ash
Mar 20, 201851:03
The One Where It's Girls V. Boys

The One Where It's Girls V. Boys

Episode 17: This week we are joined by three of our guy friends (Rachael's husband Andy, James, and R.J.) to hear their perspective on a few sex and relationship things. Listen as we discuss what makes a blow job, that James is looking for a sugar momma, what a blumpkin is, and we play a few rounds of would you rather!



P.S.- There will be a YouTube video for this episode so keep an eye out for that. Due to power outages we couldn't record this episode until Tuesday so it's a little late. We are working with a new audio setup so there may be an adjustment period. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! And tell us what you think about our questions this episode on twitter or email us at bumpingucast@gmail.com


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Rach and Ash
Mar 13, 201847:04