Cabin Boy Minute
By Cabin Boy Minute
Cabin Boy MinuteOct 05, 2020
Minute 80 - The Finito
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute, Minute 80!
This is it, the last episode of Cabin Boy Minute! In this minute we give you the last few "highlights" from the credits, including references to other such fine films as The Stuff and Killer Klowns from Outer Space, as well as our final philosophical pondering, interview requests and notes of appreciation and love between our hosts.
Thank you to everyone who stuck with us to the end, we deeply appreciate all your support and consider you all complete gentlefolk. We hope that you enjoyed the adventure and have emerged as Cabin Men or Women (or at least are considered adults by the legal system), and if you'd like to join us again, feel free to go back to where this all began on Cabin Boy Minute, Minute 1!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
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Minute 79 - The Podcast Retrospective
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute, Minute 79!
We have arrived at the penultimate episode of Cabin Boy Minute! We'd like you to join us this week as we turn our critical eyes and ears to this podcast and ask the tough questions: who won the pod, was the podcast funny or not funny, and who is our overall GPM winner? We also reflect upon the experience and recall favorite episodes, moments and times when we really opened the door to Wackyville.
We again touch lightly upon the credits, spending some extra time with Tony Gardner, the founder of Alterian Studios, the group that brought us the figurehead, Calli, and our dear Chocki.
If you've made it this far, you clearly have the mind of a fancy lad. Please finish your voyage with us, the hosts of Cabin Boy Minute, next week for the final episode, Minute 80!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 78 - The Movie Retrospective
Hello and Welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 78! In this week's minute, we attempt to gain perspective on the movie as a whole as well as tackle some of the credits that lie within this minute. We determine whether the movie was funny or not, chart gags per minute and point out our favorite scenes, lines and give our final thoughts.
Hard to believe there is only 2 minutes left! Thanks for coming on this journey with us, time flies. Please don't turn the movie and podcast off just yet though, and join us next week for Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 79!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 77 - The Boat to Catch
Hello and Welcome Back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 77! This is the last 29 seconds of filmed footage in our beloved movie. Don't fret though fans, we still have plenty to cover as we sail through the credits.
This minute has us surveying arbors, pergolas and ponytails, as well as discussing possible alternate endings to this cinematic masterpiece. We read through the last page of our screenplay and hear commentary on the last tortured minute of audio commentary by Resnick, Elliott and Sacks. And for the very last time, we determine who won the minute, quantify gags per minute (or 1/2 minute) and ultimately determine whether the minute was funny or not.
As always, thank you for joining us and please catch the next boat to join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 78!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 76 - The Butter On Your Brain
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 76!
Welcome, dear listeners, to the final full filmed minute of Cabin Boy! Nathanial and Trina are reunited and spark not only their love, but deep discussions about brunch, boreholes, and the impact of brain surgery on one's relationships. Dark truths are unearthed on the last page of the screenplay, and we are given a comedic lift from the commentary.
We briefly touch upon video games (it's hard to improve on Dig-dug) and then propose that we all have brunch. We then do NOT need steak and eggs to figure out who won the scene, calculate gags per minute and decide whether or not this final full minute is funny, or not funny.
We hope our delivery is melting like butter in your brains dear listeners. For another dab on the cerebellum, please join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute for Minute 76!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 75 - The William Mayweather
Hello and Welcome to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 75! On this week's episode, we get our last glimpse of our crewmates, meet Nathanial's father - William Hombsley Mayweather and denounce our fancy legacy.
It is with mixed emotions that we enter the Hotel Mayweather this week. Past the Khaki'd guards who in many ways are serving as gatekeepers to our lives as well as Nathanial's. With timid caution, we proceed to discuss the contents of Mr. Mayweather's office and muse over the delightful life and career of the great Bob Elliott. We, of course, find the time once again to propose more inane video game, theatrical production and call to action ideas.
And as per usual, we determine who won the scene, quantify gags per minute and ultimately decide whether the minute was funny or not.
Please dear listeners, hang on to your christening wigs for just a bit longer before denouncing your fancy heritage and join us next week for Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 76!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 74 - The Handshake
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 74!
Trina and Nathanial say their final(ish) goodbye this week and we struggle with Nathanial's lack of commitment to his newfound love. To grant ourselves a reprieve from some uneven performances, we spend some time with the bartender, a hula lamp, and nice older woman who is enjoying being part of the show.
Some depth is added to Nathanial and Trina's conversation from the screenplay and we hear some amusing banter from the commentary. We explore the boundaries of "fun" in video games and propose wholesale updates to this scene. And finally we give you all we have to give as we find someone to win the scene, pick out a couple of gags in the minute and make the easy call on funny or not funny.
Don't get caught up in the mystery of who played the bartender in this minute. Instead get some brunch and join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute for minute 75!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Cabin Boy: Regular HD Online Version
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Minute 73 - The Great Gatsby
Hello and Welcome Back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 73! In this week's minute we say farewell to the crew, learn about Nathanial's familial longings and make literary comparisons.
You are in for a real treat on this week's episode and we eagerly await the decision by Oxford's Board of Regents to allow for college credit in English for listening to this episode. We dive deep into the world of Wizard of Oz, the Great Gatsby and of course correlate to this epic tale known as Cabin Boy. As per usual, we determine who won the scene, quantify gags per minute and ultimately decide whether the minute was funny or not.
Thanks again for joining us here on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 73 and please join us next week for Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 74, as fish sticks just won't be the same without you.
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Cabin Boy: Regular HD Online Version
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Minute 72 - The Silver Slippers
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 72!
We're nearing the end of our journey, dear listeners. In this week's minute, Nathanial and the crew enjoy one final conversation and reminiscence over fancy tropical cocktails. We discuss how and why the crew may have cleaned themselves up, whether or not Paps has received medical attention and theorize as to the roles the crew would have if they worked at the hotel. We also learn about Adam's intended ending from the screenplay and comment upon the commentary.
Although this movie will come to an end, our imaginations are endless and we let the scope of our video game and theatrical production ideas run wild. And of course we decide who won the scene, enumerate gags per minute and vote on funny or not funny.
Be you bellhop, hostess, security guard or dock manager, we hope you'll join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute for Minute 73! Cuz there ain't nothing wrong with that!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 71 - The Complete Gentleman
Hello and Welcome Back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 71! On this week's episode, we perform some Cabin Boy math, host a Filthy Whore reunion and teach a cartography lesson.
Among our varied topics, we decide how gentlemanly Chocki really is and dive deep into our guiding quote at this here pinnacle of the plot, deciding, once and for all, whether Nathanial's heart has truly been liberated.
And of course, we decide who wins the scene, quantify gags per minute and ultimately decide whether the minute was funny or not.
Thank you again for joining us here on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 71 and please, whether you are 1/4, 2/3, 3/4 or any proportion man:shark ratio, please join us next week for Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 72!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 70 - The Death of Mulligan
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute- Minute 70! It's a climactic minute this week, as Nathanial and Chocki team up to finally defeat the giant Mulligan! We discuss combat techniques, etiquette, the effects of strangulation and tackle the weighty topic (21 grams worth?) of what happens when we die. Along the way we also appreciate the last Gratuitous Doll Shot (GDS), Chocki's choice of singular attire and what may be the worst shot in the movie. A connection is made between the design of Breath of the Wild and Cabin Boy, and add a scene of mortuary negotiations to the theatrical production. As always we decide who won the scene, count the gags per minute and decide on funny or not funny. We shan't forget you dear listeners, so we hope you shan't forget us, and join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute for Minute 71! Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0. Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0. To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links) To Order Cabin Boy: Kino Lorber Special Edition Blu Ray DVD Cabin Boy: Regular DVD Cabin Boy: Regular HD Online Version To Rent Cabin Boy: Regular Online Version Stream for free by some public libraries through Hoopla Petition Netflix to add Cabin Boy to their catalog here.
Minute 69 - The Nail Clippers
Hello and Welcome Back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 69! On this week's episode we discuss nail clippers, rat bastards and guns. As if that wasn't enough, we dive deep into Mulligan's bowling belt buckle and the implications of this garment accessory.
As we know you are still thirsting for me, we discuss the Kino Lorber commentary with Adam Resnick and Chris Elliott as well as admire the puppetry work of the entire Cabin Boy production team. Awards all around. And, of course as per usual, we determine who won the scene, quantify gags per minute and ultimately decide whether the minute was funny or not.
Thank you again for joining us here on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 69 and please avoid us having to sit you down to discuss our disappointment with you over a cup of hot chocolate and join us next week for Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 70!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 68 - The Stabbeth Thee
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 68!
In this minute, we discuss the possibilities of a Hells Bucket Newsletter, try to decipher the movie magic of Nathanial riding Trina to the final confrontation with Mulligan (thank you Robbie Knott and Kerrie Cullen!), discuss Nathanial's relative heroism and learn about a connection to Moby Dick.
We add further controllers to our video game hardware catalog, consider idiomatic achievements within the game, and propose the Cabin Man Games. And of course we decide who won the scene, figure out gags per minute and make the call on funny or not funny.
Don't get distracted by whatever white whales you may be chasing, or perhaps use this podcast as an inspirational accompaniment. Please join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute for Minute 69!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 67 - The Mr. Mythology Whiz
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 67! On this week's minute, me see Trina tenderize a bit, go on an official rescue mission and welcome back the Filthy Whore crew for what may be their last few minutes of life.
We survey some other notable rescue missions in history, unravel the Great Dory Accounting Mystery, as well as, determine Mulligan's clothing choices. As per usual, we decide who wins the scene, quantify gags per minute and ultimately decide if the scene was funny or not.
Thank you again for joining us and please don't diddle your time away and be sure to join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 68!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 66 - The Faith in Mankind
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 66!
In this minute, the Pope himself makes an appearance, as we discuss our collective faith in humanity, using his Fratelli Tutti encyclical as a reference point. We also learn about other such weighty topics as film compositing, question marks and rotting.
We then rally our flags to restore faith in mankind, both through calls to action and through the medium of video games (guest appearance by sconces). But fear not, for we don't betray your faith! We still take time to determine who won the scene, calculate gags per minute and decide on funny/not funny.
We hope you'll keep the nightlight on inside your soul for us and join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute for Minute 67!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 65 - The Frozen Seafood
Hello and Welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 65! On this week's minute, we discuss silly ideas, analyze the inner workings of Calli and Mulligan's relationship and take a New York geography lesson.
We also find ourselves discussing frozen seafood, pontificating over when Nathanial personally considered himself a cabin boy and connect the dots for bread humor in the movie. In addition, a couple of true bombshells are dropped, one concerning Nathanial's satchel and another regarding some rather disturbing opinions of one of our very own hosts.
As per usual, we discuss who won the scene, quantify gags per minute and ultimately determine whether the minute was funny or not.
Thank you again for joining us here on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 65! Please be sure to keep your sailor boy ass intact for next week to join us on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 66!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 64 - The Mulligan
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 64!
Giant things are afoot this week, as we are introduced to Mulligan, played by the fantastic Mike Starr. As we navigate this scene of surreal domesticity, we use Mulligan as a vehicle to learn about pocket protectors, leprechauns, electric toothbrushes, word of mouth advertising, remote shop locations and even housewares! We also take the time to debate whether or not Trina and Nathanial consummated their relationship and the location of Mulligan's shop. Wowza.
Mulligan's store receives its proper place in our cache of video game ideas, and Brian throws down the proverbial gauntlet to Chris Elliot for the possession of Nathanial' satchel. And, as always, we briskly discuss who won the scene, gags per minute and funny/not funny.
We understand that in today's day and age, we're all so busy trying to keep up with work and the demands of home. Irregardless, we hope you can find time to join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute for Minute 65!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 63 - The Snake's Fur
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 63! Your continued listening is really paying off as this week is chocki full of valuable educational lessons. You get a Psychology 101 crash course in the evaluation of Nathanial's nascent confidence as well as a Biology 101 lesson as we discuss the co-evolution and morphogenesis of fur and scales. We round this all out with a revisit to our guiding quote, "Nothing so liberates the heart as when a fool awakes from his folly" and determine whether any progress has been made in this respect.
And finally, as you have come to expect, we of course determine who won the scene, quantify gags per minute and ultimately decide whether the minute was funny or not.
We hope that you will not be thrown off by our lack of four additional arms and join us next week for Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 64!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 62 - The Metric System
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 62!
What will we discuss this week? In fact, it has much to do with the metric system. We learn about the International System of Units, why the United States did not adopt the system, and talk about the greater societal and cultural implications of that refusal. We also touch on record players, dimmers, and the color red, and then discover a call-out to our poor lost Kenneth subtly placed within the scene.
The multitude of Calli's arms inspires us to a multitude of ideas, complete with new systems of measurement and a reckoning with that eternal question: Do you really need 6-armed pants? And of course, we find a way to get past our differences and determine who won the scene, calculate gags per minute and decide if the scene was funny or not funny.
Don't get caught up too much in your climbing, calling or plumbing practice, make sure you save time to join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute for Minute 63!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 61 - The Seven Contradictions
Hello and Welcome to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 61! Get your pen and paper friends, this is some life-changing information here. In this week's minute, we provide you with the Answer Key for answering the three riddles of the island. That's right, you heard that right.
We discuss how to properly greet your moon daughters and of course give detailed guidance on decoding the seven contradictions of Xereepa, Watcher of the Equator. All this, and we still find time to delve into a peppermint botany lesson and hair care advice.
And, of course, as always, we discuss who won the scene, quantify gags per minute and ultimately decide whether the minute was funny or not.
Thank you, as always, for joining us and please, whether a refined lady or not, come join us again next week for Minute 62!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 60 - The Calli featuring Comedian Chad Opitz
Hello and Welcome to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 60!
Ooooooooooh weeeeeeeeeee, in this week's minute, we are joined again by the hilarious Chad Optiz! We are rewarded for our journey by laying our eyes for the first time on the glorious six-armed blue-skinned goddess, Calli, played by Ann Magnuson.
We dive deep into the origins of our cave welcome ditty and discuss the puppetry that was involved in creating our six-armed temptress, as well as, discuss the pros and cons of having that many appendages. Furthermore, we try to determine whether the Calli household is a mortgaged studio cave or an owned cave mansion, truly must-have information.
As usual, we decide who wins the scene, quantify gags per minute and ultimately decide whether the minute was funny or not.
Thank you Chad Opitz for joining us and thank you all for being here and be sure to stock up on mittens and join us next week for Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 61!
You can follow Chad Opitz on twitter at @chadopitz
Listen to Chad and Stacie's podcast "Loud and Browed" by clicking here.
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 59 - The Cliff Climb
Hello and Welcome Back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 59! In this week's minute we are actually climbing a cliff, we survey mountain botany and are aesthetically welcomed through the cave entrance.
The tightrope walk of struggle and courage is overcome to get us to this point dear listeners. We get to the nitty gritty of what it takes to overcome fear and support this with the neuroscience of bravery. The little lighted sconces above our heads give us some "great" ideas for how to use interior lighting to keep people working and we dive deep into Calli's lair design in general.
And as per usual, we decide who wins the scene, quantify gags per minute and ultimately decide whether the minute is funny or not.
Thank you for joining us on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 59. Please continue to talk yourself up the climb and join us next week for Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 60!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 58 - The Precise Directions
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 58!
This week we consider Cappy and Skunk's advice to Nathanial and join him on his journey to the mountain of the island of Hell's Bucket. We learn a bit about pipe cleaning, caves and Zeus, but then a legend arises from the screenplay. We learn of Nathanial's travels through the jungle tropical rainforest of the island and his encounter with the mythical lizard-lion!
The excitement of this discovery drives us to imagine ways to recreate this scene, inspires our calls to action and informs our video game ideas. We then confront the mountains of your expectations and decide who won the scene, calculate GPM and determine if the minute is funny, or not funny.
Next week, please take a moment from your lizard-lion cosplay or pool cue swordsmanship and join us on Cabin Boy Minute for Minute 59!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
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Minute 57 - The All Thumbs
Hello and Welcome Back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 57! In this week's minute we try to elicit a response from Trina, give some sound romantic advice and express our frustrations of coordination.
Another jam-packed episode that has us exploring the world of unlimited possibilities, determining the storied loves of Cappy's life and, of course, going deep on adding a whole lot more thumbs than one may know what to do with.
And, as you've come to expect, you will hear a breakdown of gags per minute, who wins the scene and ultimately whether the minute is funny or not.
Whether you find yourself with universal digits of pinkies, rings, or even thumbs, please don't be opposed to joining us next week for Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 58!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 56 - The Double Dark Willies
This week we shake off the double-dark willies and join the crew as they encounter the island of Hell's Bucket. Things take a nautical shading as we learn about wolf whistles, the origins of the willies, what to call your boat servant and what you do with a shit load of gravel. We briefly alter our course to consult the screenplay and get a better understanding of the crew's motivations on the island.
We are inspired (in spirit) by Jack Daniels and bad sausages as we discuss video games, board games, reality shows and finally realize that what we really need is a restaurant. And we of course embark on that classic mental voyage: who won the scene, gags per minute and funny/not funny.
We hope that no matter what you've had for dinner, you're dreaming of us! Join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute for Minute 57!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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BONUS - The Interview with Ann Magnuson (a.k.a. Calli the Six-Armed Goddess)
Hello and Welcome to a very special BONUS episode of Cabin Boy Minute!
On this special episode we have the pleasure of speaking with none other than Ann Magnuson whom played the six-armed Goddess, Calli, in our beloved Cabin Boy. We talk about all things Ann Magnuson including stories from her early career, her take on the filming of Cabin Boy, in addition to, a multitude of various topics.
It was a real treat to speak with her and we encourage you to look deeper into her full body of work. Truly a vivacious multi-talented artist that continues to produce to this day. An inspirational woman and career, indeed.
You can find Ann Magnuson at:
Website: www.annmagnuson.com (Checkout her online store for unique merchandise!)
Instagram: annmagnuson.official
You Tube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS0wf63kn00 (Check out her Web Series "WTF2020")
Twitter: @annmagnuson
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
Minute 55 - The Hot Cup of Joe
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 55! This week's episode has us contemplating our demise, analyzing some interesting ways to defend ourselves with beverages and going deep into the potential underlying mechanics orchestrating the movements of our frozen foe.
As always, we decide who wins the scene, come up with some video game ideas, give quantifiable measurements of gags confined within this minute and determine whether this minute is funny or not.
Thank you again for joining us and be sure to pack some caffeinated heat and join us again next week for Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 56!
Finito!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
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Minute 54 - The Crazy Kid
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 54!
We continue to analyze the crew's encounter with the ice monster (man? berg?) this week, and spend time considering Nathanial's behavior. Is he still a fancy lad? Why sidle past the monster? Is he brave or simply a crazy kid? We debate.
In the spirit of making shit up, this minute provides fertile grounds for video game ideas, low-budget theatrical productions, and corporate training videos. We are also inspired to take advantage of recent advances in psychotherapy and drug law to help Adam Resnick through his Cabin Boy related trauma. And no phone calls are made or taken as we decide who won the scene, calculate GPM, and determine funny or not funny.
Please don't let any trick ears, tin ears, or guardian angels prevent you from joining us next week on Cabin Boy Minute for Minute 55!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 53 - The Wink
Hello and Welcome to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 53! In this week's minute, me make a new friend, delve into systems thinking and evaluate Ice Monster / human interactions.
This action packed episode brings us into the coldest depths of your mind as we sail our way through your psyches by pushing you to the absolute zero of sanity. We systematically destroy your expectations by uncovering the hidden truths of eye expressions, Ice Mennonites and the dangers of sci-fi saturation under that rime you once called reality.
Fret not though as you can trust us to thaw you out and sail you back to dry land by discussing who wins the scene, determining gags per minute and ultimately deciding whether the minute was funny or not. Please consider this your formal invitation to join us for next week's episode on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 54!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 52 - The Arf Arf Arf
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 52!
Azure peak! Or is it? Questions abound this week on Cabin Boy Minute as the environment and opinions turn cold. Together we learn about icebergs, snow angels and a work of Hans Christen Andersen, but we stand apart when considering the quality of the acting and humor in this minute. We hypothesize that Bill Murray’s presence on set (as told in the commentary) may have rattled the cast in this scene.
Thankfully your hosts are locked in as we workshop a Cabin Boy Christmas Special and prepare to help those in need with our proprietary Cabin Boy Behavior Modification Candies (patent pending). And with sound minds we provide definitive answers to who won the scene, the number of gags in the minute and if the minute was funny, or not funny.
Assuming you’re not too busy practicing your bergy bits, please join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute for Minute 53!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
Minute 51 - The Nice Shoes
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 51! In this week's minute we continue with our incessant babbling, we are startled by footwear and use Nathanial as a culinary device.
We continue to analyze the confounding card game the crew engages in, as well as, come up with some truly workable Cabin Boy extensions to your lives including video game segments, theatrical production scenes and new retail products to look for in our collective ideal futures.
And as always, we determine who won the scene, quantify gags per minute and ultimately decide whether the minute was funny or not.
Thank you again for joining us and please watch your step this week so you can ensure you'll be around to join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 52!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 50 - The Roasted Pumpkin Seeds
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 50!
Rob and Scott call in from their very own personal echo chamber for another classic minute of Cabin Boy. Educational opportunities abound as we learn about carnival barkers, honor farms and pumpkin seeds (roasted, unroasted, their link to the Illuminati). Things also take a psychological turn as we discuss attendance in conversation, the sharing of feelings and psychosis. We are inspired to create new products in honor of the movie and begin to catalog questions for Adam and Chris.
And of course we ask those questions only we have dared to ask: who won the scene, gags per minute and funny/not funny. If you’re not distracted by your new calling as pumpkin seed roasters, please join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute for Minute 51!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 49 - The 10 Millionth Time
Hello and Welcome Back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 49! On this week's minute we evaluate the timeframe it would take a man to be kissed millions of times, we discuss the implications and potential improvements on workplace affection while running the gamut in discussing everything from cheesesteaks to celestial objects to crows nests.
As usual, we discuss who won the scene, determine gags per minute and decide whether the minute was funny or not. Thank you for joining us here in this minute and for the ten millionth time, please join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 50!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 48 - The Way Out of This featuring Todd Robert Anderson
It's another momentous week on Cabin Boy Minute as we are joined by the renowned writer, director, actor, producer and boating expert Todd Robert Anderson! Todd lends us his breadth of knowledge and quick wit as we explore this well-crafted minute, learning about barnacles, proper boat care and catapults. We consider the parallels between Cabin Boy and Apocalypse Now and appreciate Skunk's quick planning in a unique situation.
Brian discovers an alternate version of Chocki's relationship with the crew within the screenplay, and then we play nice to determine who won the scene, calculate GPM and decide if the minute was funny or not funny.
If Todd is not recovering from a boat inspection, you can find him on Twitter as @tonnslingdog, expounding about fine cinema on the My Favorite Shitty Movie and Film Pigs podcasts (among others), screaming about buns for Wendy's on TV and convincing you not to act or visit your mother in his books Don't Act: 101 Reasons Why You Shouldn't and The Last Road Trip.
All right dear listeners. Hold him tonight, and just one bear cub to you! Join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute for Minute 49!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
Minute 47 - The Alley Cat Dance
Hello and Welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 47!
In this week's minute we discuss what type of dance Nathanial is performing to entertain the boys, learn a bit about the history of this legendary step and hopefully ignite your hearts and minds to light the stove of your soul.
In addition, we engage in morose delectation by evaluating this performance in terms of it's carnival like nature and schadenfreude, as well as, expand our Cabin Boy video game, theatrical production and general merchandising product lines. And of course, as usual, we discuss who won the scene, quantify gags and decide whether the scene was funny or not.
Thank you for joining us and please avoid aluminum cylindrical projections as you dance your way through the week to be sure to tune in for Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 48!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 46 - The Salty Sea Talk
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 46!
This week we are joined by a dear friend and fan of the show, Danielle! She will be providing a female perspective on the movie which had been sorely lacking until now. Together we discuss how Trina has handled herself and the crew thus far, suffer some salty sea talk, learn about omnibuses and pudding, give praise to the work done by Melora Walters and try to use Paps' behavior as a lesson for us all.
We ask for an update to the Filthy Whore's sexual harassment policies and for the rest of Trina's story (both before and after the story of Cabin Boy). Ensuring that we don't lose perspective on our roles as Cabin Boy analysts, we discuss who won the scene, enumerate the gags per minute and make the call on funny or not funny.
Does this movie belong to Nathanial, or does it in fact belong to Trina? Only further analysis will tell, so join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute for Minute 47!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 45 - The Missy
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 45!
In this week's minute we discover a hard piece of seaweed attached to Trina, learn a little French and give a hard look at the lecherous behavior of our beloved crew.
As always, we decide who won the scene, determine gags per minute and ultimately decide whether the minute was funny or not.
Thank you for joining us and please extract any hard pieces of seaweed from your person before joining us next week on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 46!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 44 - The Maryland to Maryland
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 44!
This week we are formally introduced to the strong and stunning Trina, played by the great Melora Walters. We then take a lap through the long-distance swimming community, challenge the veracity of Trina's world-record breaking swim, offer encouragement to nascent engineers and theorize about Nathanial's state of matter.
We support Adam's attempt to compliment his movie in the commentary and plan out a legitimate competition to swim around the world (Maryland to Maryland). We then abide by the rules set forth for our podcast and determine who won the scene, calculate GPM and decide if the minute was funny or not funny.
You may not be able to trust everything you see and hear in this movie, but you can always trust that we'll be here to explain it to you, dear listeners! Please join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute for Minute 45!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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BONUS - The Interview with Michael Tedder
Hello and Welcome to a Special Bonus Episode with pop culture journalist, Michael Tedder!
Michael Tedder has written for publications such as Variety, Stereogum, Esquire, Playboy and The Ringer.
For Cabin Boy Fans, he is author of the famous Cabin Boy article for The Ringer entitled “This Is Just So Sh**ty, We Gotta Watch”: The Beautiful, Inspirational Disaster of ‘Cabin Boy,’ 25 Years Later"
The article is available at https://www.theringer.com/movies/2018/12/5/18124195/cabin-boy-chris-elliott-anniversary-adam-resnick-comedy-get-a-life
You can see some of his other writings at https://michaeltedder.contently.com/
You can follow Michael Tedder on twitter at @mtedder
It was fantastic to talk Cabin Boy, the experience of writing this article, among other things with Michael.
Get ready to set sail on this Special Bonus Episode!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
Minute 43 - The Most Beautiful Thing
Hello and Welcome to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 43!
In this week's episode, we are dismissed by Cappy, lend our hand to the janitorial arts and encounter breathtaking beauty. We discuss mopping and solve yet another question that has mystified thinkers for generations. What other podcast can simultaneously make that claim?
As usual, we determine who won the scene, gags per minute and ultimately whether the minute is funny or not.
We acknowledge that it is likely pre-ordained that you do so, but nevertheless, I implore you to join us again next week on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 44!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 42 - The Lips of an Angel
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 42!
It's a deep and thoughtful episode this week, as we join Cappy and Nathanial as they talk of the sea, the life of a fisherman, and what's really important in life. We learn about honey, angels, eructation, Aristotle, nomads and alcohol; and try to get into Nathanial's mind as he searches for questions and answers.
We take a note from the commentary and compare Cabin Boy to it's near contemporaries Ace Ventura and Bio-dome, and gamify the life of a fisherman in CFSFGDGL. And as always, we tell you who won the scene, determine gags per minute and declare if the minute was funny, or not.
Keep your towels close by, hoopy froods, and please join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute, Minute 43!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 41 - The Essie May
Hello and Welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 41!
On this week's episode we analyze the physics of coffee dispersion, engage in deep analysis of Cappy's "Essie May" lament and determine whether it is or is not the most beautiful thing in the world. We furthermore discuss what Essie May's profession truly is, as well as, what this movie, en masse, truly is.
As usual, we determine who won the scene, how many gags are contained within this minute and, ultimately, whether the minute is funny or not.
Thank you for joining us and please bring your soiled pipes out next week and join us on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 42!
Minute 40 - The Fish Stick Kitties featuring Chad Opitz
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 40!
This week we have reached the halfway point of the movie and our podcast journey! The great Chad Opitz once again joins us as we take a trip to Wackyville, and then learn about the entirely natural phenomenon of purple lightning, how to properly construct a fish stick kitty and briefly foray into the life Edgar John Bergen, famed ventriloquist.
Side projects continue to stack up, with calls for the brewing of Sea King beer, fish stick kitty competitions and the opening of theme parks (please send your internship applications to cabinboyminute@gmail.com). We debate the surreality of the movie and this podcast, and finally answer the most important of questions: who won the scene, gags per minute, and funny/not funny.
Fret not dear listeners, we will not let expired amphibians lie. Join us next week for the second half of our journey on Cabin Boy Minute, Minute 41!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 39 - The Nauseating Legend
Hello and Welcome to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 39! In this week's minute, we continue to learn the origins of the enigmatic Chocki, educate ourselves on the effects of damaged chromosomes and evaluate the follicles of our beloved Figurehead.
As usual, we determine who won the scene, quantify gags per minute and ultimately decide whether the scene was funny or not. Thank you once again for joining us and consider your clown-self hired, shave that beard and join us for next week's circus on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 40!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 38 - The Welcome Home Sandwich
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 38!
Holy jumping jackfish, Minute 38! In this minute Nathanial returns from outward watch, enjoys a welcome home sandwich and learns about Chocki from cryptid experts Skunk and Big Teddy. We learn what a scow is, debate the reality of Nathanial's experiences on the raft and explore potential origins of Chocki the sharkman and Chocky the concept.
We continue to hone our stagecraft and then, as always, ground ourselves in reality by determining who won the scene, gags per minute and if the minute was funny or not funny.
No dear listeners, you are not hallucinating. There is another episode of Cabin Boy Minute coming next week, so please join us for Minute 39!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 37 - The Shark Man
Hello and Welcome to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 37!
On this week's episode we dive deep into the origins of the Shark Man. We determine his potential species, pontificate on the mythological ties that could cause him to rescue young Nathanial from the depths and finally pull Nathanial back in to his bemused shipmates.
As usual, we determine who won the scene, quantify gags per minute and ultimately decide on whether the minute (and Chocki!) is funny or not.
Thank you for joining us and please pull yourself out of the depths of your own personal ocean (aided or not by shark-people) to join us again next week on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 38!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 36 - The Cupcake
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 36!
In minute 36, we ask the important question: what doth a cupcake make? We discuss the physical and psychological components of the cupcake, propose further explorations into the life of the cupcake and learn about the voice of the cupcake, Mr. Jim Cummings.
Cupcake- and underwater-themed video game ideas are tossed about, and then Brian graces us with a cupcake-inspired simultaneous poem. To put the icing on the cake of this episode we determine who wins the scene, calculate GPM, and determine funny or not funny.
Wipe that tobacco (or is it chocolate?) from your face and please join us next week for Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 37!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
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Minute 35 - The Donkey Sale
Hello and Welcome to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 35!
In this week's episode we dive deep into the depths of insanity, with Nathanial as our guide, as he attempts to sell us animals, vegetative audio equipment and sporting goods. We then dive even deeper with our analysis in determining the origin of Kenny's spirit and finally go head first over the edge of the insane arts with a Dadaistic rant.
And of course, as usual, we determine who won the scene, gags per minute and give our ultimate determination on whether the minute is funny or not.
We hope that you get your glow-in-the dark bowling ball ready, perch yourself atop your sale-priced donkey and turn up the volume on your stereophonic pumpkin and join us again next week on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 36!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Minute 34 - The Pretty Bread
Hello and welcome back to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 34!
Minute 34 finds your faithful hosts spending time at both the bathroom and kitchen counters, dispensing beauty advice and learning about some common foodstuffs. We attempt to divine what is happening in Nathanial's heat addled mind and get some helpful temporal context from the screenplay.
We take a moment to discuss potential legal liabilities of our theatrical production and then consider "young" Nathanial's predicament through the lens of Dadaism (or do we?). And of course we decide who (or what) wins the scene, calculate GPM and answer if the minute was funny or not funny.
Hopefully this minute didn't get you in a lather; we'd rather you join us next week for Cabin Boy Minute- Minute 35!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
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Cabin Boy: Kino Lorber Special Edition Blu Ray DVD
Cabin Boy: Regular HD Online Version
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Minute 33 - The Dullsville
Hello and Welcome to Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 33!
In this week's episode, we consider other words for boredom, we evaluate Nathanial's performance of "Outward Watch" and provide advice on how he can best entertain himself.
As usual, we determine who won the scene, gags per minute and ultimately, whether the minute receives the coveted Cabin Boy Minute acknowledgement of funny status or not.
Thank you for joining us and please let out enough rope for yourself to ensure you will be able to join us next week on Cabin Boy Minute - Minute 34! Bon voyagees!
Opening music is Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod (modified) and licensed under CC BY 4.0.
Closing music is No Means No by The Freak Fandango Orchestra (modified) and licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.
To watch and/or own the Cabin Boy movie, follow one of the links below (Cabin Boy Minute will get a cut of the proceeds if you purchase through these links)
To Order
Cabin Boy: Kino Lorber Special Edition Blu Ray DVD
Cabin Boy: Regular HD Online Version
To Rent
Cabin Boy: Regular Online Version
Stream for free by some public libraries through Hoopla
Petition Netflix to add Cabin Boy to their catalog here.