Call in Mockery
By Not Good Not Bad Productions
Landon and Joey need YOU!
Call 319-382-6448 (319-DUB-MIIT) and determine what the show is about each week! Call and leave us a voicemail about anything at all, at any time, and we'll play it and discuss it on the show! But be warned... we will, we will MOCK YOU.
And if you DON'T call? we'll determine what the show is about anyway. We'll talk pop culture, discuss movies, make jokes... all the stuff people like hearing from random guys on the internet.
Call 319-382-6448 (319-DUB-MIIT) and determine what the show is about each week! Call and leave us a voicemail about anything at all, at any time, and we'll play it and discuss it on the show! But be warned... we will, we will MOCK YOU.
And if you DON'T call? we'll determine what the show is about anyway. We'll talk pop culture, discuss movies, make jokes... all the stuff people like hearing from random guys on the internet.
Season of the Twitch
Joey and Landon talk about standing ovations and Lord of the Rings, then welcome a very special musical guest! This is basically like a real talk show! CALL US! Leave a voicemail for us to listen to on air: 319-382-6448 319-DUB-MIIT https://linktr.ee/callinmockery https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions Merch! https://www.bonfire.com/store/not-good-not-bad-productions/
September 14, 2022
BONUS: Haunted By Proxy - The Swaying
Landon and Joey present to you a brand new episode of HAUNTED BY PROXY to ring in the fall season. If you enjoy this episode, please subscribe to HAUNTED BY PROXY wherever you get your podcasts to hear more. The more subscribers we get, the more stories we are allowed to publish. Thank you. The Swaying: To some, it is one of the greatest games in modern history. But to one family, it is the end of everything they love. theme music by joey loboda music by thomas prislac find thomas prislac's music: https://youtube.com/c/PDXVoiceTeacher thomas prislac on amazon brought to you by the prescribed films podcast network thepfpn.com #thepfpn
September 08, 2022
Joey and Landon have a special Halloween snack, ponder "when is the right time to decorate for holidays," and discuss potentially dangerous internet trends. CALL US! Leave a voicemail for us to listen to on air: 319-382-6448 319-DUB-MIIT https://linktr.ee/callinmockery https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions Merch! https://www.bonfire.com/store/not-good-not-bad-productions/
August 31, 2022
Gilbert, Voiced by Gottfried
Joey and Landon listen to a strange voicemail, discuss the rigors of the music industry, and reveal some hard truths about liking comic book movies. CALL US! Leave a voicemail for us to listen to on air: 319-382-6448 319-DUB-MIIT https://linktr.ee/callinmockery https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions Merch! https://www.bonfire.com/store/not-good-not-bad-productions/
August 24, 2022
Joey and Landon listen to your voicemails and then sit down with the (former?) star of the recently canned BATGIRL movie to read the FIRST 12 PAGES of the highly controversial, secret, and sought-after script! CALL US! Leave a voicemail for us to listen to on air: 319-382-6448 319-DUB-MIIT https://linktr.ee/callinmockery https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions Merch! https://www.bonfire.com/store/not-good-not-bad-productions/
August 17, 2022
Guess What? We're Back
Lunch Break is OVER. CALL IN MOCKERY IS HERE!!!! Landon and Joey introduce the new show (which is actually just a new formatted version of an old show, which is basically just Lunch Break without the lunch part). They also listen to some of the first voicemails that rolled in, discuss what they have been watching in their long hiatus, and wax rhapsodic about Jordan Peele's latest film NOPE. CALL US! Leave a voicemail for us to listen to on air: 319-382-6448 319-DUB-MIIT https://linktr.ee/callinmockery https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions
August 10, 2022
Lunch Break Presents: "Laughing at Ourselves" Movie Podcast, BRICK (2005) REVIEW
In early 2021, Landon and Joey were guests on the hit movie chat podcast "Laughing at Ourselves" with hosts Hayley and Zach. They were brought on to discuss the 2005 neo-noir film Brick, written and directed by Rian Johnson, as part of the podcast's "film noir" month. The episode was never released and the podcast was mysteriously disbanded. We now present to you that very episode. Hear Joey and Landon drop the schtick and talk about a movie with the very fun sibling hosts of Laughing at Ourselves! The guys: https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions Laughing at Ourselves: https://www.instagram.com/uslaughingatus/?hl=en anchor.fm/uslaughingatus
July 21, 2022
150: #lunchbreakisoverparty (ft. Insane Mike and Jason)
Joey welcomes Insane Mike and Jason on to the 150th episode of Lunch Break, though it is not quite the celebration it was meant to be. The bosses at Prescribed Films Podcast Network, Mike and Jason were initially scheduled to join Landon and Joey for the festivities surrounding this monumental achievement in podcasting ... until Landon's unfortunate disappearance. Now they join Joey to console, grieve, and help Joey send Lunch Break off into that good night. https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions https://prescribedfilms.wixsite.com/home/pfpn
June 22, 2022
MISSING: A Lunch Break Special Investigation
Joey finally breaks his silence on why Lunch Break has gone quiet. If you have any information on Landon’s whereabouts, contact us at the links below. Thank you. https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions music by thomas prislac. find thomas prislac's music: https://youtube.com/c/PDXVoiceTeacher and under “thomas prislac” on Amazon Music
June 17, 2022
#NOTTHEBOGEYMAN (Bonus Episode)
Not an official episode, but an episode wherein Joey and Landon talk about anything but SNL, Trump, the Depp/Heard Trial, and Larry the Cable Guy Chips. These are not things to be talked about, and they will not be discussed here! https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions
May 18, 2022
Joey and Landon both have real, riveting stories this week! Landon talks about the latest Marvel Movie (Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness) and Joey recommends everyone watch Three Busy Debras. Then the real treat of the week... Van Leeuwen's Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Ice Cream! Will this mad multiversal mash-up work mightily? Or will it taste really bad? Find out! https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions
May 11, 2022
The Thing About Joey (Featuring Mark Schulte)
Joey and Landon have their good friend on to discuss... Joey. https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions
May 04, 2022
The Penguin Situation
Joey and Landon reveal the results of their High School class vote, Joey reveals he saw Everything Everywhere All At Once, and Landon reveals a third thing that's not actually a reveal, there just needs to be three things in this description because it reads better that way. https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions
April 27, 2022
Joey and Landon have a transformative lunch with Flamin' Hot Mt. Dew, Flamin' Hot Doritos, and Lemon Crisp Kit Kats! They also discuss accents, what to say to acquaintances from high school, and play a game of Props! Best watch the video version to get the jokes there! Or not, maybe it's funnier not seeing... https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions
April 20, 2022
Help! I'm Married to Jared!
Joey and Landon pitch ideas for SNL sketches. Then, they rate food on a new rating system?! Finally, Landon talks passionately about Everything Everywhere All At Once and Joey talks passionately about something he loves: war. https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions
April 13, 2022
Joey finally gets a little positive and Landon talks about where words come from. https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions
April 06, 2022
One Iota (with Jon Dziuk)
THE MONTH OF THE GUEST CONTINUES! Filmmaker and podcaster Jon Dziuk joins the Guys to talk about some of the hottest - and nottest - genre cinema of the past few months, spill the dirty secret behind casting Landon in one of his projects, and promote his many wonderful projects! Later, Landon and Joey finally take their tastebuds on an adventure around the sun when they try Starlight Coke! Check out Jon's stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCocmlI_3XPxjYYb6HGJyIuA https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions #comedy #filmmaking #thebatman
March 23, 2022
What's In Your Mugg?
THE MONTH OF THE STORY CONTINUES! Joey shares a crazy bird story and potentially unlocks a neighborhood conspiracy. https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions
March 16, 2022
Cartoon Man (with Deandre SipTheKid Smith)
THE MONTH OF THE GUEST CONTINUES! Landon and Joey are joined by one of their - and Jay Leno's - oldest friends! They talk about the good food out in LA, what it's like to see Jay Leno out in the wild, and wonder aloud about the potentially dark and disturbing origins of one our oldest nursery rhymes. https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions
March 09, 2022
Bonus Movie Review: THE BATMAN (2022)
Landon and Joey dive into the seedy underbelly of their thoughts and feelings regarding THE BATMAN! FULL SPOILERS, mind you!!! Does Robert Pattinson fill the giant Bat-shoes of the Hollywood heavyweights that donned the cowl before him? Does Gotham look cool? What was the one major flaw of the film (and there is one!) Did it need to be 3 hours long? Is it good? These are all questions that may or may not be answered! There's only one thing as hot (and ready) as the hot takes these boys serve up, and that's Little Caesar's Batman Calzony! Stick around after the full movie discussion to hear what your favorite Luncher and Muncher think of the weird folded pizza thingy that's vaguely shaped like the Bat. https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions #thebatman #moviereview #spoiler
March 07, 2022
Rabid Basement Zebra (with Matt Linn)
THE MONTH OF THE GUEST DOTH COMMENCE, KIND 'BREAKERS! Landon and Joey talk to a real life funeral director about his very grueling and intense job, what he thought of No Time to Die, and how he likes his potatoes. https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions
March 02, 2022
Bonus Movie Review: UNCHARTED (Luncharted)
Landon and Joey slide into their baseball raglan shirts and jump, swing, and dive head first into the first official Playstation Productions release, UNCHARTED! How does it compare to the games? Can it be compared to the games? Should the movie have even been made in the first place? What did any of the characters say throughout the movie? All of these questions and more are posed by our intrepid explorers as they swash and buckle their way through the shallow waters of this video game adaptation of a game that is itself based on a bunch of movies! But will they be answered?! Get out your conveniently working lighter and hold it up to the secret letter that is Lunch Break to reveal Landon and Joey's true thoughts and feelings about this movie! Or watch it here https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions
February 25, 2022
Joey and Landon burn the midnight oil as they Lunch Break late, and maybe it shows? Who knows! They talk about Sonic, try to come up with a good punch line for your next dinner party, and take the first ever Lunch Break Bathroom... Break! https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions
February 23, 2022
You Might Be On The Internet
After a huge celebrity guest kicks off the episode, Landon and Joey come up with a brand new joke format that everyone can try at home, eat foods from Italy, and have a little discussion about the state of Star Wars.
February 16, 2022
A Crack Up Time
Joey addresses the allegations from that bombshell video that dropped earlier this week, and Landon stands behind his friend. https://linktr.ee/lunch_break https://linktr.ee/notgoodnotbadproductions
February 09, 2022
Just Dunk, No Flush
Landon and Joey discuss purple nurples, swirlies, peanut butter and chocolate treats, and stay true to their constant commitment to never repeat jokes, topics, impressions, or content of any kind.
February 02, 2022
A Grape Something and a Watermelon Everything
Joey and Landon talk about fake fruit flavors, cutesy names at coffee shops, and why they keep doing this show.
January 26, 2022
S All Over
Landon and Joey have a classic Boston treat and debate best pie crusts.
January 19, 2022
Lori and Tori Sing the Blues
Joey plays a clip from his favorite movie, Landon makes Joey's mouth explode, and Lori joins the show for a brief but wonderful moment.
January 12, 2022
Looking Ahead (Hog's Wart)
Landon and Joey put the past behind them and vow to only look forward in the first episode of the new year! To prove it, they go through a holiday box o' chocolates and wind up mostly talking about the HBO Max Harry Potter Return to Hogwarts Reunion Special.
January 05, 2022
Landon and Joey are just chillin' as they relax between big holidays. Not much more to say about it!
December 29, 2021
Bonus Movie Review: Spider-Man No Way Home
Landon and Joey thwip themselves into a multiverse of madness as they dissect the latest MCU/Sony Spider-Man movie! They break down their favorite moments and their least favorite moments (groundbreaking stuff for a movie review episode, no?) and delve into where they think the franchise may go from here. MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD. Just want to hear the review and not the usual, award-winning (don't look that up) opening Lunch Break banter? Skip to around 14 minutes!
December 27, 2021
2021 HOLIDAY SPECIAL (with Special Guests)
Come all ye faithful Lunch Breakers! Gather round your Bluetooth speaker with a warm cup of chocolate in hand and your sweetheart in tow! Joey and Landon have big news to share and make podcast history with a monumental speaker gracing their airwaves. But that is only the beginning for our fine young Guys as their special historic day is only the tip of a very icy iceberg that will lead to huge revelations about their friendship and the world(s?) at large. These yule tides verge on tsunami-level threats that might even endanger more than just Joey and Landon's good cheer. Songs! Speeches! Fan favorite guests! It truly is a holiday special, what more can one say!
December 22, 2021
Landon and Joey talk about some times they've spent with strangers, eat some nuts and cookies, and talk some TV.
December 14, 2021
Bonus Movie Review: Ghostbusters Afterlife
Just when you thought you successfully forgot that there even was a new Ghostbusters movie, Joey and Landon finally breakdown GHOSTBUSTERS AFTERLIFE in what some are calling "the longest movie review episode [Lunch Break] has done yet." Of course, before they get into the mythos of the Ghostbusters writ large and dissect everyone's favorite scene set in Walmart, they have to do their best ghost impression and become Munchers themselves. IF YOU JUST WANT TO GET TO THE REVIEW, PLEASE SKIP TO MINUTE 31. You will miss out on a very special Ghostbusters snack attack, a special Ghostbusters toy unboxing, and a very important and Peabody-nominated Ghostbusters retrospective, but it's your call. And if it's not, who are ya gonna call? That doesn't quite work. Just like this movie... OR does it?! Hear the hottest of takes about GHOSTBUSTERS AFTERLIFE in this very timely movie review episode!!!!!
December 10, 2021
BONUS: Haunted By Proxy Presents: JACK
BONUS EPISODE: This week Joey and Landon present to you Episode 7 from their other podcast, Haunted By Proxy. Haunted By Proxy features a completely exclusive anthology of stories from the darkest parts if the Internet. Joey and Landon hold the presentation rights to these stories, meaning Haunted By Proxy is the ONLY place to hear these chilling tales. Subscribe now on whichever platform you use to listen to Lunch Break. Thank you. ___ A family secret forever changes a young man's life... theme music by joey loboda music by thomas prislac find thomas prislac's music: https://youtube.com/c/PDXVoiceTeacher thomas prislac on amazon additional music Southside Aces - Shake It and Break It (Instrumental) Philip Daniel - Better Now (Instrumental) brought to you by the prescribed films podcast network thepfpn.com #thepfpn
December 08, 2021
Ya Gotta Laugh!
Celebrate Wonder Woman Wednesday with Joey and Landon as they snack on some chocolate candies, shout out Big Bang Theory fan site and potential future sponsor bazingacooper.com, and talk to a certain fan favorite guest...
December 01, 2021
Ted Nugent's Cement Door
Joey and Landon continue celebrating their birthday month, eat a few treats, and talk about movies. If you don't get it yet, you never will.
November 24, 2021
These Kids Stupid!
Joey and Landon definitely do not talk about SNL this week. They do, however, introduce a new segment called SNLS. They also talk about hot cocoa, apples, and Ghostbusters.
November 17, 2021
I Miss NBC and MSNBC
Joey and Landon break news, take on Dave Portnoy, and take down bad journalism.
November 10, 2021
Hot Buzz Has Hair
Landon and Joey react to the the Lightyear trailer, talk about Chris Pratt, and look towards the future and linger not on the Halloween season.
November 03, 2021
Bonus Movie Review: No Time to Die (with The First Ladies of Lunch Break)
Landon and Joey are joined by their Bond Girls, Kelsey and Keara, to drink Vesper martinis, delve into convoluted plots (and feelings), and give proper time and space to process Daniel Craig's final Bond film. MAJOR SPOILERS abound, of course! Much like No Time to Die, this episode features a pretty long prologue before getting into the action, so if you find yourself wanting to skip the Lunch Gang sipping cocktails at Goldeneye before reluctantly being pulled back into movie review action, skip ahead to the 11 minute mark!
November 01, 2021
Uh What The Heck? (featuring "Sweetie")
A mysterious person from Joey's past joins the show and Lunch Break will never be the same!
October 27, 2021
We Are So Famous
In which Landon and Joey talk about the The Batman trailer, discuss a potential future guest's many emails trying to get on the show, pontificate on the state of Tom Cruise's face, and eat lunch.
October 20, 2021
Halloween in Ottumwa
It's past the midnight hour and Landon and Joey are punchy in their hotel room, so they set up their microphones and record a special episode to document their intense weekend of shooting a TV/web series and doing a live Q+A at the annual horror film fest Halloweenapalooza in Ottumwa, IA. If you listen closely (or not very closely at all) you can hear the moments their brains turn off!
October 13, 2021
Eventually (Introducing Haunted By Proxy)
Landon and Joey enjoy some frightening thoughts to bring in this new spooky season, as well as some Vampire Hershey Kisses! But the big news is that Haunted by Proxy is out! Hear the first episode of this new weekly horror podcast from your favorite fools here at Lunch Break at the end of this episode and make sure to go look it up, subscribe, rate, review, etc.
October 06, 2021
The Guys break bread while still working, they're busy! They talk about what they usually do: SNL, food, themselves. Also: hear Joey get a life-altering text during the recording session, or not maybe just kidding!
September 29, 2021
Landon and Joey perform the first ever scripted episode of Lunch Break! They perfectly portray two podcast hosts who try the Lays+Doritos crossover event of the year and Thelma's Ice Cream Sandwiches, talk about Shang-Chi and Channel Zero, and recap the highlights of the 2021 Emmy Awards.
September 22, 2021
Gator Needs a Sauce
Joey and Landon mourn Norm, clear up some hanging Chads from their guest spot on FIRST TIME? Podcast and dig into The Original Goo Goo Cluster to see just how clustered they really are!
September 15, 2021
Donut Pass Go
Landon and Joey uncover some secrets of the music industry, Joey details his bad experience with a new cookie shop, and Landon suggests a better alternative. Also, the Guys finally give you - the listener - the Key to understanding the podcast.
September 08, 2021
Fruity Flavored Corn Puff
Landon and Joey try a very special movie-based cereal, break story on yet another blockbuster franchise, and talk co-op video games.
September 01, 2021
Men, and Gentlemen!
The Guys talk about the trend of preying upon nostalgia in media to gin up immediate favor from the spectator and how dumb it is, while also reliving fond memories of their past. They also try a new flavor of a recently lambasted brand, and a special fun sweet flaky sticky crunchy treat that is, indeed, good to eat.
August 18, 2021
LIVE from BREAK, it's LUNCH!
Joey and Landon talk to a couple of (in)famous bickering brothers, investigate the alien invasion that is definitely happening at some point today (8/11/2021), and talk about the new The Suicide Squad.
August 11, 2021
I'm Sorry Jackson, I Cannot Do That
The guys discuss film school, using pictures of celebrities on social media in a way that seems like they are dead but they aren't, and the weird item that some lady has in her car... BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY: LUNCH BREAK HAS THE GREATEST LUNCH EVER. Great enough to change the entire rating system on which this very show was founded?! Listen and find out!
August 05, 2021
Tell Your Brother Stuart
Joey and Landon do an episode of their podcast Lunch Break......
July 28, 2021
The Original Link Lady
The Guys explore a much-anticipated movie sequel trailer and eat one of the worst snacks they've ever had.
July 21, 2021
Is Your Name Tow Mater Too?
Landon and Joey discuss Pixar movies, race car cinema, and uncover some grave truths about certain sweet treats in an exclusive Lunch Break Investigation.
July 14, 2021
From Dog's Perspective
Landon performs a song that was written by his dog, Joey gets excited by a 20 year old reality TV show, and they both wonder what exactly makes a licorice a licorice?
June 30, 2021
Rock Johnson Is Bop It
Joey and Landon talk about their real encounters with the rich and famous, discuss the proper frosting-to-cake ratio, and break story on the next big movie franchise based on a Hasbro "board" game.
June 23, 2021
Lunch Breaks The Internet
Joey and Landon discuss Bo Burnham's INSIDE (yes, again), get a call from a certain fan favorite guest('s nephew), and pay deference to the absolute bangers coming from the Daisy Sour Cream folks (their jingles are, historically, "straight fire yo").
June 09, 2021
Joey and Landon exchange stories about going to and/or being around gas stations, which gas stations are the best and which aren't, and what branding mistakes certain gas stations (and restaurants) have made. Joey reviews a slew of ice cream treats, Landon eats salty licorice, and the world finally heals when Joey reads an inspiring piece he wrote for Landon.
June 02, 2021
Randy Good's Long Ad
Landon and Joey are interrupted by a local chocolatier who needs help deciding what's wrong with his Help Wanted ad. Later, Joey announces he finally finished The Sopranos and gives his final thoughts on the landmark television series. And Landon talks about Cadet Kelly.
May 26, 2021
Do Fruit Roll-Ups Have Pork?
Landon and Joey dive toes first back into podcasting without a guest. They talk objectively about Good and Bad standup comedy and give examples of both, elucidate some problems with volume control while watching TV, Landon almost invents an app, and finally, they make a case for Tim Allen.
May 19, 2021
Ben & Jerry & Farto (with Marc Bauer)
Joey and Landon welcome back Marc Bauer to talk about his movie Remote, a dramatic and chilling thriller picture currently in pre-production and set to feature a certain Lunch Break host.......... The guys also welcome some past guests onto the show to give some words of encouragement to Marc as he endeavors to fulfill his lifelong dream of making this movie! Help Marc and his production team fund Remote by donating here. Only a couple weeks left to get in while the gettin's good!
May 12, 2021
Halfway to Halloween Part 2 (with Tadd Good)
Joey and Landon look to a Master of Macabre, Tadd Good (Attack of the Killer Podcast, First Time? Podcast), to skare them stoopid this summer with some of his favorite summer horror movies. They also delve into what really gives them the willies, drum solos, and clear up some confusion about the guys' new show. Check out Tadd's shows and all of the other great Prescribed Films Podcast Network shows here.
May 05, 2021
The Big One (Hundred!) (with Jason Bolinger and Insane Mike)
Landon and Joey sit down with their bosses Jason and Insane Mike to plead for 100 more episodes on the Prescribed Films Podcast Network. Will they re-up or are the guys going down?! Find Attack of the Killer Podcast and all of the other great PFPN shows here.
April 28, 2021
Lunch Break: The Movie (with Hayley Loboda and Zach McAvoy)
Joey and Landon welcome Hayley and Zach from the Laughing at Ourselves Podcast to discuss what ice cream they would make if they were Ben and/or Jerry, what Lunch Break: The Movie should be about, and most importantly if they can cut the mustard and be a semi-regular guest on the podcast from here on out until the end of time. Check out Hayley and Zach's podcast at https://www.instagram.com/uslaughingatus/ or https://anchor.fm/uslaughingatus or anywhere you listen to pods!
April 21, 2021
BONUS EPISODE: The First Ladies of Lunch Break
Joey and Landon take a break from the regular show to sit down with their significant others to talk through the 7 people they hope to meet in heaven, very real night terrors, and - as always - what the heck is for lunch.
April 14, 2021
ALTAR'D STATE (with Matt the Eternal Fan)
Landon and Joey continue the quest to replace Lori with no-time listener, first-time caller Matt. They run him through the thorough vetting process, talk to some country music stars, and eventually get to the most important part: what's for lunch.
April 07, 2021
Lance Breaks The Internet (with Marc Bauer)
The guys talk Dew, Oreos, and Joe-Joes! They then get into some TV and movie talk, focusing largely on tv that hasn't been on air in years and movies from the 1950s and '60s. Luckily, a potential Lori replacement stops by and breaks the internet, keeping Lunch Break as relevant as ever!
March 31, 2021
Dinner Time with Brandon and Job
Landon and Joey go full Movie Franchise Mode and tease a much bigger discussion that may or may not happen later about Zack Snyder's Justice League, giving you a few glimpses of what that discussion could sound like, and maybe, some day, eventually will release an hours long review episode. Until then, they also discuss Lori's absence on the podcast, how Oatmeal Creme Pies have gotten smaller, and what keeps Landon up at night. Finally, Landon reveals that he found the answer to one of our country's biggest problems frozen in the lake behind his house!
March 24, 2021
It's The End Of The World As We Gogurt
For Lunch? Landon tries chewable mouth wash and Joey tries a Yowie Squish. Nuff Said. For Fun? A world-traveling genius stops by to impart wisdom or something, Landon shows Joey some Shoe Review Show that he's been watching, and both of them admit to watching reality tv.
March 17, 2021
The Queen's (Harry) Feet
Joey and Landon intercept a radio transmission from the BBC, fan favorite Lori brings some startling news, the guys play their favorite segment "GREAT JEANS" and [агеназведки] something [гентедки] isn't quite [нтраед] right with [агент разведки] Joey...
March 10, 2021
The guys celebrate St. Paddy's Day (street paddy's day) with a few staples of the Irish: Shamrock Shakes, talk of certain (controversial) potatoes, and... Wandavision.
March 03, 2021
The One With The Sound Boards
Marc Bauer joins Landon and Joey to try the new Coffee-infused Coke, wade through early-aughts prestige TV, and play a very real clip from Marc's new movie or something.
February 24, 2021
Lunch Break is for Humans
Joey and Landon talk internet trends, welcome disgraced former crack addict and pillow man Mike Lindell back to spread disinformation, fix another commercial, and make some stellar Weekly Recommendations.
February 10, 2021
Dear School Nurse: The Movie (with Marc Bauer)
Is Marc back on the show? Yes. Is only one of the guys' good mics working? Yes. Do they talk about much content? Yes. Soundboard fun, movie talk, and a mad lib - what else do you want?! Really, what else? They'll do whatever you want them to do, just say.
January 27, 2021
No More Jell-O
Joey and Landon have a celebratory Inauguration Day lunch of the latest Oreos (Brookie-O flavor) and the new Mountain Dew (Major Melon flavor)! They talk about old elementary school lunch room stories, Wonder Woman 84, and then they play a round of Start-Ups, the improv game sweeping the nation (because they've played it on the show before, and those episodes were about as well-received as an episode of Lunch Break can be).
January 20, 2021
The Boys 'Round Here
Landon and Joey talk with an old friend who just woke up from a week-long coma, talk about girls, talk about trucks, and deconstruct another bad commercial!
January 13, 2021
Mimi's MIlk Nog
Landon and Joey round out the holiday season with a fun round of predicting what is to come "In the Year 2021," discussing various egg nogs, and [SPOILER WARNING] talking about Season 2 of The Mandalorian. It ain't much, but it's honest work!
December 30, 2020
2020 YEAR IN REVIEW (HOLIDAY SPECIAL?)
Landon and Joey's attempt to honor their year of great work is stymied by some old and new friends stopping by, until finally they are pulled into a stranger's worm'ole and transported to the North Pole! Will they make it back before they become pieces of paper? Will their nephews be ok home alone? Will the listener be ok after sitting through this?!
December 23, 2020
The Cowboy Who Knows Too Much (with Marc Bauer)
Marc Bauer joins Landon and Joey with his newly coined Bauer Shower segment, wherein he showers the listeners with his thoughts and opinions about some media that interests him. And Landon and Joey also talk about that piece of media that they definitely also watched. Later, the guys talk egg nog, frozen pizzas, and Holiday Movie Classics.
December 16, 2020
Gimme All The Globbies!
Landon and Joey broadcast from inside their studio submarine where they explore the strange specificities of the store Kohl's. They have a very special Christmas lunch made up of all four Trader Joe's Holiday Chocolate Enrobed Joe-Joes cookies and rank them! Finally, they talk about Ghost Adventures stuff (yes, again), some video games (!!), and exploring the Cosmos in Neil deGrasse Tyson's weird spaceship.
December 09, 2020
BRANDS (Adele Dazeem's Theme)
Joey and Landon eat another special holiday cookie, Landon goes hard on some Brands, and finally they talk about... movies.
December 02, 2020
Lukewarm v. Leiawarm
Joey and Landon eat some holiday cookies and lament a short and unsatisfactory Halloween season, Landon talks about Star Wars a little too much, and then the guys detail their Top Five Funniest People list!
November 18, 2020
Detective Dingus (with Marc Bauer)
Marc Bauer stops by to promote his radio drama Detective Daly: Case Vulture (coming Friday), but instead makes Landon and Joey very mad because he doesn't like Austin Powers: Goldmember. Joey tries 2 new snacks, Landon talks about nearly perfect film, The Invisible Man, and finally Marc plays some excerpts from the aforementioned radio drama. Catch Marc's fully produced 45 minute detective tale somewhere on YouTube on Friday (11/13)!
November 11, 2020
Something Very Terrible Happened
Joey and Landon talk about the election, a fan favorite guest stops by and reads a poem about Halloween, Joey reveals his weird pizza habit, and they both continue to wonder, "why is Stephen Colbert?"
November 04, 2020
BONUS: Hard of Darkness (with Marc Bauer)
Marc Bauer tries to tell Joey and Landon what it was like to go through a haunted house in during Covidfefe
October 30, 2020
The Men of a Thousand Voices (with Marc Bauer)
Joey and Landon welcome fan favorite guest Marc Bauer back on Lunch Break to audition a couple of Very Original characters for his radio play. Also: Landon shares a long-held beef he's had with a college professor, Joey speaks plainly about his feelings on James Franco, and Marc utterly destroys director David Cronenberg.
October 28, 2020
It's the Season, Man!
Joey and Landon review a VERY, VERY PROGRAM-SPECIFIC AND IMPORTANT SNACK, and also spend even more time on one that is far less important. They then do the typical stuff where they talk about movies and stuff. AND THEN, Landon and Joey regale each other with compelling and spooky, real life stories!!
October 14, 2020
Wheel of Cheese
Joey and Landon briefly talk to Michael Cohen, Joey tells Landon all about his trip to New York, and then they discuss aliens!
October 07, 2020
Joey and Landon discuss 2 snacks, uncover a ghost in the studio, and take on country music.
September 23, 2020
Blasphemous Black Barracuda (BONUS EPISODE)
Joey remembered the story he wanted to tell on the main episode this week, right AFTER they stopped recording. So The Guys pulled the mics back out and let it rip. Hope you find it worth your time...
September 17, 2020
Bean Dog (Okay Pumpkin?)
Bill Engvall (not that one) joins The Guys to promote his company, Bean Dog. Also, Landon and Joey yell good points inarticulately about social media and modern discourse surrounding certain representations of - and within - entertainment media. And they try the first Pumpkin Spice flavored treat of the Lunch Break Spooky Time Season, so there's that!
September 16, 2020
The Dream Analysist (with Marc Bauer)
Joey, Landon, and Marc - the same Lunch Break Gang you know and love - review the new Christopher Nolan opus TENET, talk about moviegoing during the pandemic, and analyze Landon's disturbing dream that made him angry with Joey.
September 09, 2020
Let the 'Gurt Out
Joey and Landon innocently discuss the limited edition Maple Creme Oreos, only to find that there may be more going on behind the scenes at the Oreo Flavor Factory. Is the Double Stuf really double the stuff? Are the people investigating the Double Stuf really qualified to be investigating anything? Are Landon and Joey just trying to curry favor with a dwindling listenership by desperately scraping the internet for cookie-based conspiracies in an attempt to remind people of their early peak: the Girl Scout Cookie episode? Perhaps, perhaps not, but one thing is certain: Joey's review of Palm Springs will shock you.
September 02, 2020
Ron Livingston's Favorite Podcast!
Join Joey and Landon on Dan Aykroyd's favorite podcast as they discuss Fudge Covered Nutter Butters, Jimmy Fallon's hair, and The Batman.
August 26, 2020
Is It Better Yet? (Featuring Michael Loboda)
Joey's brother Michael joins the guys to catch up on how the show is doing after a year or so since he last stopped by to give advice.
August 19, 2020
The Famous Question Has Now Arrived
Landon and Joey go through the top news stories, take a strong stance on the band Smash Mouth, and talk to one of their biggest fans.
July 22, 2020
SpongeBob is 34
Landon and Joey scratch only the surface of what lies beneath the salty sea in Bikini Bottom as they discover some strange truths about SpongeBob and his friends. They also have some fun going over some pranks they've lived through... and pulled! And a bunch of other stuff, you get it.
July 15, 2020
American Idol Ruined America
Landon takes a hard stance many years too late, Joey talks about his love of Rob Zombie many years too late, and they both point out some stuff about Hamilton. Then, they have some fun playing a game again. This really is just for them at this point!
July 08, 2020
Asparagustic Acid Vortex
Joey and Landon have some cool treats, Landon admits he has a Game of Thrones problem, Joey admits he has a Lord of the Rings problem, an old friend visits with a mystery to solve, and then they play a new game. Also fireworks go off and a dog barks throughout! But don't let that dissuade you from listening to what one fan* is calling "the best episode yet!"** *of Game of Thrones ** Season 4, Episode 7 of Game of Thrones - "The Mountain and the Viper"
July 01, 2020
Play This Game
Joey and Landon are back just like the week before, and they've never missed a week, honest! Today, Joey eats a new treat, they talk about movies that make them emotional, and getting into Facebook fights. Also, they invent a new game out of thin air for everyone to play!
June 24, 2020
A List as Long as...
Landon and Joey talk over their cookie snacks and Landon goes through the very long list of content he consumed this week. Finally, the guys do some deep-diving with Andy Richter, because... it just happened! That's what the show is!
June 10, 2020
Joey's Secret Island
Landon and Joey ask the hard questions like "would you buy an island?" and "what's for lunch?" and "what did you watch this week?"
June 03, 2020
The Month of the Song: Harry Connick Jr. Jr.
The guys eat their snacks and talk about what they watched, what don't you get yet? Later, though, a very special son stops by to sing a little coming-of-age tune for these trying times!
May 27, 2020
The Month of the Song: Joey's Pens and Brandig Figtree
Joey and Landon try the new Chips Ahoy! Sour Patch Kids Crossover Event Cookie (you'll be shocked what they think!) and go over what they watched this week (you won't be shocked, probably!) and finally, they talk to a philanthropist with a Song of Hope... to take down a certain evil leader wreaking havoc on everyone (we dare you to guess who that might be!)!
May 20, 2020
The Month of the Song: B()RIS RETURNS
Joey ate Indian food, Landon ate pizza... Joey watched some horror movies, Landon watched some superhero stuff... but let's be honest, it's the month of the song and B()RIS makes good on his promise to return and play Side B from his demo tape. The ending of this episode is - without a doubt - wild(!) as Joey and Landon uncover a dark secret about their guest... and one of our greatest heroes of all time?!
May 13, 2020
The Month of the Song
THE MONTH OF THE SONG BEGINS NOW! Joey and Landon discuss their plans to make the month of May absolutely groovy, talk about an old issue buried deep in the annals of their friendship surrounding the dance movie Step Up 3D, and they welcome My Pillows inventor and Close Personal Friend of the State Mike Lindell to tell his life story... through song!
May 06, 2020
The Cuomo Brothers, Shirtless
Joey and Landon try the New Limited Edition Tiramisu Flavor Creme OREOS, talk about Tenacious D and some fun times at the movies, and Joey is joined by the recording artist B()RIS who brings his 80s-style flair and a new song (certified banger, that is) that just might help you and your loved ones get through this quarantine a little easier.
April 29, 2020
Peener Pan Peenut Butter
Despite the lewd episode title, this is a treat of a show for the whole family to enjoy! Except the part where the guys talk to some foul-mouthed protestors, out on the streets fighting for their right to die and also pass along potentially fatal illness to others. And the part where they talk about the Netflix show Too Hot To Handle. And when they discuss the movie Book Club. And, well frankly, maybe this show is just raunchy! Will that make you listen to it, you maniacs?!
April 22, 2020
The Campfire Show!
Gather round the (virtual) summertime campfire for a (virtual) lunch time of stories from days of yore (including one that will make you think differently about one the host's state of mind!), a creepypizza story, and some classic campfire songs that everyone knows!
April 15, 2020
Warsh My Hands, George Warshington... I Like to Eat Oanges!
Landon and Joey come up with some perfect parody songs capturing the current cultural moment in America, talk stories from elementary school, and they do finally get around to making fun of that Gal Gadot video with the celebrities singing "Imagine." It's been a long time coming! Knowing how this thing usually works, it would have seemed right to assume they would make fun of it as soon as possible, but no! They gave it time and it just, finally, naturally came up. Good for the guys, huh?
April 08, 2020
Joey and Landon enter week 3 of the LUNCH BREAK QUARANTINE by checking in with each other, an old friend, and listing off the best April Fools pranks anyone could ever dream of! They also talk about a whole lot of other stuff to fill your cold and empty days with the warmth of friendship and Bad Trump Impressions.
April 01, 2020
Little Pip Knobs
Joey and Landon get back to basics and eat snacks, talk to Christopher Nolan about something very important, and so much more - for better or, probably, worse!
March 25, 2020
Landon and Joey calm your coronavirus nerves from their respective quarantines with some helpful tips that you probably haven't heard yet, make you feel like everything is normal by talking about stuff they've watched, and uplift your soul with a live set of original music from the home studio, just like John Legend. EXACTLY like John Legend.
March 18, 2020
Comedy Clinic: Part I
(Joey and) Landon offer an "exclusive" archival recording of their standup comedy (from their hit TV Show "Call In Mockery," available on YouTube for free) as an example of Pure Comedy Gold. After over 50 episodes of Lunch Break, the guys give back and reward their massive listenership with some expert advice and analysis of what makes people really laugh. WARNING: Sound quality of said archival recording may be far inferior to that of the typically crystal clear and Very Professional "Lunch Break standard."
March 11, 2020
Joey and Landon eat a Super Rope, talk grocery stores, and take down The Eagles again
March 04, 2020
Landon and Joey try Brownie Brittle, discuss the Best Picture of the Year, question The Eagles' popularity, and Joey does a magic trick!
February 26, 2020
The Sound of Silence
This episode title does not represent your reaction to this episode, as you will surely be laughing! Landon and Joey talk shop about comedians stealing jokes, Joey rails against late night comedy shows, and they both do perfect Johnny Carson impressions - to name only a few of the many, obviously connected talking points covered in this fine episode of your favorite podcast about eating lunch with your friends, Lunch Break!
February 19, 2020
The Guys are back to tear down the problematic sensationalization and false deification of Celebrity that is the Oscars, as well as talk about a lady that farted in a store and a guy that fell out of a chair. These are our enlightened stinkers! Er-- enlightened thinkers!
February 12, 2020
BONUS MOVIE DISCUSSION: STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
AT LAST, MY BOY... Let us be every voice you've ever heard inside your head as Joey Loboda and special guest Joey Hoffman team up to destroy Landon's childlike admiration for the epic conclusion to the Skywalker/Star Wars Saga. Actually, Landon does well to school the 2 Joeyz on the greater mythical implications this finale has for the series as a whole and how exactly this 9th entry admirably attempts the nearly impossible task of wrapping up a 40+ year saga as well as play as an interesting synthesis of the ideas at work in the Disney Sequel Trilogy. It is a lively, divisive discussion where 3 dudes raise their voices about fake stuff that doesn't matter! If this episode description is any indication, there are a lot of complex and complicated feelings about this one! Yes, the movie came out a long time ago at this point. Yes, everyone has talked about it way too much at this point... But don't you want these three (straight white male) perspectives?
January 31, 2020
Landon and Joey crack open the big box o' presidential candidates and root around to see which ones Spark Joy and which ones Yuck Their Yum. By the end, they will OFFICIALLY ENDORSE A CANDIDATE, as is tradition for big time media players. Not sure who you're voting for? This is your comprehensive guide to who the candidates are and what they'll do for you!
January 29, 2020
Drop 'n Drop 'n the Morning
Joey and Landon try a very special Oreo flavor, then Joey sings 76 Trombones, then they talk about Joker, then they talk about toothpaste, then they do the Game of Thrones theme song, then they talk about Tyler Perry, then........ (not necessarily in that order).
January 22, 2020
Landon and Joey DO LITTLE to progress the show past mindless jawing, but they sure do talk a LOT about candy!
January 15, 2020
BONUS: Joey and Landon UTTERLY DESTROY the Golden Globes! (ft. Ricky Gervais)
Landon and Joey sit down to COMPLETELY DECIMATE the opening monologue from the 2020 Golden Globes. Is it already too late to be weighing in on this non-story? Of course! But here it is anyway, you cheeky little mates, you!
January 10, 2020
Joey Teaches Gym Now (Happy New Rear)
Landon and Joey ring in the New Year with a delectable Australian treat! They talk about all the movies and shows they saw over holiday break (including some thoughts on Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker), how the holidays went for them (and for Ashton and Mila), and make some very important resolutions for the year.
January 08, 2020
The 2016 Not Good Not Bad Christmas Special
Hark! A little gift from the secret podcast vault! 3 years ago, Landon and Joey put out a pilot episode that was also a Christmas special of their podcast Not Good Not Bad. So for Christmas this year, Landon and Joey proudly give you the gift of time travel: listen to some dated jokes, a couple of Christmas classics (or, soon-to-be classics), and some really good (bad) impressions! Happy Holidays, to you and yours (your what?!! Always a weird thing to say)
December 25, 2019
Joey and Landon try Almond Milk Nog, Hot Cocoa Hershey's Kisses, and not to completely run the show into the ground. 2 out of 3 ain't bad! They also talk about the No Time To Die trailer, Star Wars marketing, and Landon's cracked ribs. Join the discussion and e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org with any questions, opinions, or suggestions for the meal that is Lunch! Or e-mail your aunt and just let her know you're thinking of her, for the love of--
December 18, 2019
Joey and Landon Get Lays'd
How is that for a tantalizing title!!!! But really, Joey and Landon eat Lays chips and talk about Silicon Valley, a documentary about New York accents, tea lattes, and BelVita breakfast biscuits. So, ya know... sexy!
December 11, 2019
Landon After Dentist
The boys talk teeth. Nuff Said.
December 04, 2019
A Sprig O' Sprite and Other Delights
Joey, Landon, and a very special guest sit down to try the new Holiday Coca-Cola Flavors: Cinnamon Coke and Winter Spiced Cranberry! They also try Trader Joe's World Famous Jingle Jangle. Does it live up to the hype? Does the constant drinking, eating, and belching become way too disturbing to listen to? Find out!
November 27, 2019
Joey and Landon brag about having fans, Joey agrees to sell his soul to make it big in Hollywood, and they go through the Top Ten Weirdest Children's Books!
November 20, 2019
Ceci N'est Pas Une Pipe
Joey and Landon ponder new names for the show, whether they should rate the snacks they eat, and whether a pipe is always just a pipe or sometimes maybe more... they also chat with Lori, Meg's Dad(s?), and Foghorn Leghorn. Lastly but not leastly, they end the show with a brand new game show!
November 13, 2019
Raw and Uncut
The Guys get back in the groove after a week off! They try the new Butterfinger, Landon defends Signs and most of "M. Night" Shyamalan's oeuvre, and Joey is visited by a Weather Expert named Al! And their censor button is broken so there might be some swears! Sorry!
November 06, 2019
LUNCH BREAK LIVE: 2019 HALLOWEENAPALOOZA
The Guys take the Ballroom stage at the Hotel Ottumwa for the 10th Annual Halloweenapalooza in Ottumwa, IA. They treat their audience to a slideshow of their spooky night in the hotel room (great for a podcast!), review an Ottumwa local favorite snack live on stage, unleash an impossibly original and unprecedented battle between a couple of horror's scariest spooksters, tell some scary stories, and - with the help of a special audience member - break the story for their brand new Scariest Movie Ever that they are writing for a Big Movie Studio!
October 23, 2019
Post-live show, Joey and Landon discuss their great triumph on stage this past weekend, and the food they ate before going on that big stage. They also talk postal flubs from online merchants and overall just kind of chill out after their huge, successful(!) weekend.
October 16, 2019
The Great Halloween Mukbang! (And Another Pee Story)
Joey and Landon sit down to taste test and review some various pumpkin and candy corn flavored treats in time for your Allhalloween celebrations with a couple of off-mic guests. But have no fear (ok, have a little fear - it is Allhalloween after all!), the guys do end up telling a scary story... that may or may not take place in a bathroom! And, as ever, they talk about much, much more than that. Landon and Joey will be performing a LIVE episode of Lunch Break at the 10th Annual Halloweenapalooza in Ottumwa, IA on October 11th at 9 PM. Join them, and see all of the great shows and events at this year's Halloweenapalooza, by getting tickets at halloweenapalooza.wixsite.com.
October 09, 2019
Scary Stories To Be Told By The Dorks
Landon and Joey get ready for their terrifying foray into the 10th Annual Halloweenapalooza by telling some scary stories from their real, true lives. If these excite you even a little, you'll die to hear the ones they haven't told! Also they eat Pumpkin Spice Milano Cookies and talk about some movies Joey has watched recently. But mostly, THEY TERRIFY YOU WITH THEIR STORIES!!!!
October 02, 2019
Rian Johnson's Mystery (Oreo)
Joey and Landon crack the case on the 2019 Mystery Oreo flavor! They also yuck it up to the Roast of Alec Baldwin and Joey tells the story of how he - just this past weekend - found out what Weird Al is all about while at a wedding.
September 25, 2019
Not Good Not Bad: The Podcast: The Commentary
Landon and Joey go through the episode you most hated and explain exactly how and why it is worth listening to!
September 18, 2019
Not Another Pee Story
Joey and Landon try the new Maple Creme Oreos, breakdown the state of stand-up comedy (because no one has talked about that before!), and Joey tells a story about someone peeing - another great episode! See Lunch Break LIVE Oct. 11, 2019 in Ottumwa, IA at the 10th Annual HALLOWEENAPALOOZA: https://halloweenapalooza.wixsite.com/home/tickets
September 11, 2019
BONUS MOVIE DISCUSSION - IT CHAPTER 2 (CHEW)
Landon and Joey discuss the Losers' return to Derry in this thrilling episode covering the thrilling adventures of James McAvoy vs. a Maine accent, er-- the Losers vs. Pennywise!
September 10, 2019
Not Good Not Bad: The Podcast
This week, the guys do away with the formalities of a recording session and a planned episode of the HIT PODCAST Lunch Break and instead present to you the pilot episode of their original podcast, Not Good Not Bad, which was recorded in 2016. If you are at all intrigued to see from where the patented Lunch Break humor arose, look no further. Was it best to keep this locked away in the NGNB vault? Did they really want to put this out instead of an episode or were they just too busy to get around to recording a new one? UP TO YOU, DEAR LISTENER!
September 04, 2019
BONUS: Landon and Joey (Really!) Talk
Landon and Joey (yes, Joey! Not someone else!) talk about some stuff that might sound familiar, honestly. But when Landon and Joey - yes, Joey!!! - talk, there's always something funny going on! First they talk about lunch, then stuff they've watched, then it's story time... you know how it goes. Then, Landon and JOEY(!) are abruptly interrupted by a surprise visit from someone who definitely was not supposed to see Landon and Joey (the real, living Joey) recording!
August 30, 2019
The Great Water Bottle Heist
The Guys have a snack, talk an Amazing documentary that Landon found (having no prior knowledge of it at all!), listen to some clips from the World's Funniest Comedian and the MTV Video Music Awards, and of course... Joey regales you, kind listener, with another distressing story!
August 28, 2019
It might sound fun, but it might not be! Who knows! YOU!!!! When you listen to this! The guys talk about a bunch of movies that Joey somehow had time to watch... and movie news!
August 21, 2019
Ball Pit Balls
This week, The Guys discuss passionately and eloquently the disturbing and idiotic hypocrisy of gun worship culture in America for over 15 straight minutes. Then, they decide to cut all of that. SO actually, this week The Guys talk Chuck E. Cheese, Kevin James, and Joey tells a harrowing story about a flat tire!
August 14, 2019
The Rush Hour Episode
There comes a time in every podcast feed that the hosts must discuss one of the most important film franchises of our time: Rush Hour. This is that time for the brave boys of Lunch Break. Also, they talk turkey (really!) and the Amazon Original "The Boys." And try a very special treat! Wow, what an episode!!!
August 07, 2019
Knock Knocks & Sock Hops
You all thought we were done? HA! This episode proves that not only are we NOT DONE, we're at the TOP of our podcasting abilities these days! Landon sells out by reading an ad, the Guy's swap hazelnut stories whilst trying a new yum-yum, then they try to figure out if "Into The Spiderverse-Man" should be cancelled! Uncle Prowler is coming...you've been warned! Also, please check out our new podcast "Grand Moff Talkin'" if you like us and/or Star Wars. Thanks. Lunch Break is a Not Good Not Bad production, brought to you by the Prescribed Films Podcast Network!
July 31, 2019
NEW SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT! Grand Moff Talkin' - Introduction Episode
"Hey, what are you guys trying to pull? This isn't an episode of Lunch Br-" Just let us explain! Hello, and welcome to the preview episode of Joey and Landon's new limited-series podcast! Grand Moff Talkin' is the Chronological Star Wars Podcast. Every 2 weeks leading up to The Rise of Skywalker, Landon and Joey will watch each movie in the order that it exists in the Star Wars Universe and TRY to review and discuss the films in-depth as if it is their first time seeing them and don't know what will happen next. Will this make the movies better or worse? This episode will fill in all the intro details and give you insight into where our knowledge and love of the movies comes from. Then, on August 5th, EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM MENACE will drop into your feeds, and so begins...GRAND MOFF TALKIN'! Subscribe now! NOTE: Only this episode and The Phantom Menace episode will appear in the Lunch Break feed. To hear the others as they come out, just subscribe to Grand Moff Talkin' wherever you listen to this podcast! This is a Not Good Not Bad production, 2019
July 29, 2019
Pilaf! or: Landon Rides Off Into the Sunset
It's Landon's last day in the office! The Guys celebrate (mourn????) the big send-off with a REAL LUNCH FOR ONCE! Will Joey and Landon be forced to clock back in from their Lunch Break permanently? Is this the premature pruning of a budding friendship barely in it's infancy? Or will the Guys overcome their geological rejiggering and face Lunch Break stronger than ever? One thing is for sure: if you have misophonia, you'll be pissed at this episode! BONUS!! Stick around at the end for the INTRO of the Guy's NEW limited-series podcast, debuting in August! Lunch Break is a Not Good Not Bad production, brought to you by the Prescribed Films Podcast Network #thePFPN
July 24, 2019
The week the Guys deal with haunted phone calls, Joey finds out he has scoliosis, and Landon comes back from the doctor with a wild pee story. Enjoy listening to this while trying to eat your lunch!
July 17, 2019
Hung Gene, Mung Bean, and Even Stranger Things
It's back to business as usual this week! No guests, no movie reviews, just some good ol' fashioned lunch on this here break. The Guys try a famil- er, FAN SUBMITTED snack that is supposed to taste bad. Will it actually taste bad? Or just be good, and therefore not that interesting? They also head to the 80s to dive into the strange things happening on season 3 of Stranger Things. No spoilers! So come with us, throw on your Walkman, and enter the small room in the back of Blockbuster, where all your favorite movies were kept! Also, a guest or two actually do stop by. Sorry :) Lunch Break is a Not Good Not Bad Production, brought to you by the Prescribed Films Podcast Network! Visit thePFPN.com for more info. #thePFPN
July 10, 2019
BONUS EP - Spider-Man: Far From Home Review & Discussion
Marvel says GOOD-BYE to Phase 3 of the MCU with an epilogue film worthy of a very special episode of Lunch Break! Landon and Joey discuss the triumph, heartbreak, and HAPPY-ness ;) of the web-slinging hero we all know as...........Night Monkey
July 08, 2019
Ruben Studdard: The Masked Villain (w/ Layne Sheetz)
Landon and Joey welcome Landon’s brother (and fellow podcaster) onto the show for a special cross-promotional episode that will surely entice both of our audiences to say “Joey and Landon should be arrested.” The guys all try a special wedding snack and then get down to business: after last week’s Toy Story 4 review episode, they give their thoughts on Collider.com’s Definitive Pixar Movie Ranking List. Surely they agree with the whole thing! Layne co-hosts the podcast “and so we meet again” with his wife, Anna. You can find their show wherever you listen to Lunch Break, and keep an eye out for their upcoming episode with Landon and Joey! Go ahead and rate us on iTunes while it still exists. Lunch Break is a Not Good Not Bad Production, brought to you by the Prescribed Films Podcast Network.
July 03, 2019
BONUS EP - TOY STORY 4 DISCUSSION (AKA: The Guys Cry)
Toy Story is the single most important film franchise of our lifetime. If you agree with that: join us. If you don't: join us and be converted to the truth. Toy Story 4 is out now! Go see it! Then listen to us break it aaaallll down!
June 27, 2019
OJ on Twitter! Cuba's a handful! The Tonight Show with Trevor Noah! Landon yells at Keanu Reeves! Mole Asses! But most importantly: the Guys write National Lampoon's Studies Abroad! Lunch Break is a Not Good Not Bad Production, brought to you by the Prescribed Films Podcast Network!
June 26, 2019
BONUS EP - They Hate Us Because They Anus (w/ Kelsey Otto-Sheetz & Michael Loboda)
People usually say, "Don't listen to haters, ignore the internet trolls!" but Landon and Joey are no strangers to criticism! That's why they decided to meet with two of Lunch Break's most vocal critics in person for a raw discussion on how the show sucks and what they can do to make it more bearable. How did they get these two anti-Lunchers to appear on mic? Because they are Landon's wife, Kelsey, and Joey's brother, Michael, of course!
June 22, 2019
Death By Dojo
The Guys discuss a potential fight! And E3! But don't forget the snacks and movies! Or do! I'm trying to be less controlling! A Not Good Not Bad Production, brought to you by the Prescribed Films Podcast Network
June 12, 2019
Lunch time once again! This week the guys have some fun discussing alleged actions that took place at an alleged place they allegedly worked! Then, they discuss what they've been watching and attend the 1st Annual Future Roasts!
June 05, 2019
Tom Iowa (Go Hawks!)
Do you like movies? I sure hope so. After trying a new liquid elixir, Landon and Joey discuss the recent controversy over the newest actor to be yelled at for signing on to don Batman’s cowl, and then yell at each other during a game of “Who Would Play Me in the Story of My Life?” Oh, they also get interrupted 800 times! Lunch Break is a Not Good Not Bad Production, now brought to you by the Prescribed Films Podcast Network! Go to thePFPN.com for more info! #thePFPN
May 29, 2019
Episode 12 - Joey & Landon's Cavalcade of Characters (or: A Van with No Vacancy)
Here is PART 2 of 2 in our Characters vs. No Characters experiment ("Whoever wins, you lose!"). This episode is filled with some great, completely real guests, including: an elderly relative, one of the biggest names in rap, the founder of a tech behemoth, a Southern-fried cock-of-the-walk, and more! Will this episode have you rolling on the floor laughing, or rolling up your sleeves to punch us? Let us know by leaving a review or by voting in our Characters vs. No Characters poll on our social media sites! Lunch Break is a Not Good Not Bad Production, now brought to you by the Prescribed Films Podcast Network! Go to thePFPN.com for more info! #thePFPN
May 21, 2019
The Guys Have Joined the Prescribed Films Podcast Network!
Head over to thePFNP.com to check out the other shows on our new network! Be sure to use #thePFNP when telling your friends!
May 18, 2019
Episode 11 - No Characters Allowed
You wanted it, everybody. You all wanted it. This week, Joey and Landon strip themselves of their ever present "performer masks" and give you an episode devoid of characters. The very characters upon which they built their empire are not good enough for you, apparently! Maybe they talk about life, or love, or true cinema, or maybe how the pursuit of happiness is nothing but a carrot on a stick. The point is: they get real and raw, no holds barred. It's like Marc Maron snorted creatine and then interviewed Joe Rogan. Is that what you wanted? BECAUSE THAT'S. WHAT. THIS. IS. LIKE. Enjoy!
May 14, 2019
Episode 10 - Halfway to Halloween
It's the beginning of May, which means we just crested the proverbial hump on the proverbial road toward the proverbial holiday know as HALLOWEEN! So dim the lights, grab a cuppa (our British fans get it!), and listen in as Landon and Joey weave some of the darkest tails of terror found in the darkest, most disgusting place in the world: the Internet. Don't say we didn't warn you!
May 08, 2019
Episode 9 - The Fellowship of the Spoon
It may seem like summer is just arriving, but we all know that Winter Is Here!! Landon and Joey are ecstatic to be joined on this special episode by YouTube celebrity, and noted Game of Thrones mega-fan, ANDY TINKIN to discuss what Season 8 of the hit show means to each of them before recreating that sure-to-be iconic Winterfell scene from last week’s episode! All that, right after Landon feels the need to relay some medical horror stories on a show that people listen to while they’re eating lunch! And we wonder why we haven’t meshed with any sponsors yet! Enjoy!
May 01, 2019
BONUS - Avengers: Endgame 1AM Review & Discussion
It's the big one, folks! After the breakout success of the Guys' "Us" bonus episode, they return to the well for a film 11 years in the making, AVENGERS: ENDGAME. Joey and Landon join their guest, Other Joey, for a Friday night screening of the movie then record this episode directly after at 1 AM. First, a spoiler-free review, then after that anything goes! It's a delirious journey through three brains which have been turned to mush over the previous 3 hours as they try to come to come to terms with what they just saw and how to even begin podcasting about it. Do they do a good job? Or will the follow-up episode be filled with apologies and corrections? Join in on the conversation! Email email@example.com, or post on our Facebook or Instagram to weigh in! We will continue this conversation on another episode after we have slept and had time to reflect on how stupid we sound. Leave a review on iTunes or whatever! I'm going to bed now.
April 27, 2019
Episode 8 - Big Band Season
Landon and Joey “VIEW” the tape of a hot controversy (just listen, you’ll get the stupid joke) then they prepare for their special Avengers: Endgame episode by helping Kevin Feige and the Marvel crew create the new official Avengers theme song!
April 24, 2019
Episode 7 - Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
How much content can someone shove into 30 minutes? BEHOLD, THE MASTERS! A huge thank you to Post Malone and Zane Lowe for stopping by to talking musicianship and influences! Afterwards, the Guys try a brand-new snack, trade unbelievable basketball stories, get patriotic, then launch into a game of "Sound Effects". Will the episode go smoothly? Listen and find out!
April 16, 2019
Episode 6 - Va Va Voom
Will the Guys stop getting interrupted long enough to finish recording this episode before it's supposed to come out? Please tell us they were at least able to get through one of their famous segments! PLEASE!
April 10, 2019
Episode 5 - Landon & Joey's First Fight
Sure we talk snacks and movies, but what you'll really want to stay for is the guys PLAYING MUSIC in their newest segment! The fun songs start right after Landon and Joey almost decide to liquidate their friendship during a big fight. Who was in the right? I'm on Joey's side! And Joey definitely didn't write this episode description. Enjoy!
April 03, 2019
BONUS MOVIE DISCUSSION - “Us”
Yeah, this ep has spoilers, ok? "Us" has taken the nation by storm and it's time for the Guys to break it down and try to make sense of it all. Will they succeed? Will they join the soulless shadows below? Or will people say “Why do we care what two guys we went to high school with think about a movie?” Sounds juicy!
March 29, 2019
Episode 4 - No Finish Line
Hello! Enjoy your lunch break with us as we discuss trends in snack food, explain that movies exist AND that they can be good OR bad, then play a round of Landon’s brand new game: Nogans. If you listen to the episode, you’ll even hear how that word is pronounced!
March 27, 2019
BONUS: Girl Scout Cookies Special 2019
Look, we've gotten a few more listens than we expected to have on our first few episodes, so this one goes out to that person! As a way to say thank you, and make people sick of our podcast even faster, we say "PISH-POSH" to the one-per-week rule today and give you our BONUS GIRL SCOUT COOKIES EPISODE! Landon and Joey use their hard-earned lunch break to test a few of these renowned treats, but what starts as a lighthearted discussion quickly devolves into an uncovering of the darkest conspiracies of America's collective psyche. "Part Serial, part stupid, with guest appearances by Steve Aoki and Bill Maher, THIS is Lunch Break springing forth from it's cocoon with newfound pertinency for our modern times." - Girls' Life Magazine A Not Good Not Bad Production, 2019
March 22, 2019
Episode 3 - Maytard
Welcome back! This week we perfectly re-enact one of the greatest scenes in film history, explain to parents why children are so frightened of Momo, and discuss the ramifications of Heinz pre-mixing our mayonnaise and mustard for us. We talk mouth snacks? Yeh. We talk brain snacks? Yup. But YOU’LL be the one who’s stuffed when we serve up our newest segment, “Stella Artose”, and give you a masterclass in crafting a commercial fit for our modern world!
March 20, 2019
Episode 2 - Judd T. Nelson
Grab one of those weird protein bars made out of cricket powder and pop in your earbuds, cuz it’s Lunch Break! The guys snack, talk to Craig T. Nelson and John C. Reilly, discuss the power of the storyboard, completely fix horror movies, tell Jokes for Blokes, and do some more stuff. Listen! Please!
March 13, 2019
Episode 1 - The Guys Start Off Really Strong
Welcome to Lunch Break! The inaugural episode kicks off with Joey and Landon discussing what's on their lunch plates, what content they've been snacking on lately, and chat with some high-profile guests like Gilbert Gottfried, plus much more! Why should you care? Not for me to say, old chum. Take a load off on your lunch break by spending it with us!
March 05, 2019
Lunch Break SPECIAL TEASER
This is it, folks: the big trailer for Lunch Break is here! You're on your lunch break and we're on ours, so let's spend it together! Landon Sheetz and Joey Loboda, the creators of Call In Mockery (a TV show you’ve never seen), now present to you an audio show you’ve never heard of...UNTIL NOW. The trailer explains it all. Join us, won’t you?
February 20, 2019