The Carpool Moms Podcast
By The Carpool Moms Podcast
We may not know exactly what's happening, we may lose track of the details and wander off on a tangent, and we may talk way too much about how we want to mother certain celebrities. Join us weekly for a wild ride (obeying the speed limit) through whatever's happening in the entertainment world!
The Carpool Moms PodcastMar 10, 2020
Episode 210: Pink & Pregnant, Coughing and Rainy Paparazzi Photos
In today's episode, we discuss what in the world Duchess Kate (Middleton?)'s last name is now, analyze royal body language, cover COVID-19 (Coronavirus) and Postmates, talk about how gross kids are and whether or not capes and jumpsuits are good fashion ideas.
Here's that photo of Katy Perry and here's the one of the Sussexes, so you can follow along at home!
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Episode 209: Chrissy Tiegen’s Berries, James Lipton’s Questions and Hashtag Copyright
In this episode, we talk more about counts and dukes and nobility (oh my), cover Marie Osmond, declare Paris Hilton is a genius, and discuss who gives 1-1/2 stars to McDonalds on Yelp. We come up with a brilliant idea to store things in your bra, and start our true crime corner.
A disclaimer: we love Idaho and we do not mom shame. JFYI.
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Episode 208: It's Not Yummy, Second Level of Baldwins, and Team Sussex Forever
In this week's episode, Libby tells her Kobe Bryant story from 20 years ago, we plead with the Biebs to stop sharing so much of his life, we try to figure out how to "accidentally" get the Duchess of Sussex on our podcast, and we have a small "true crime" segment about that weird Idaho case.
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Episode 207: Party Purses, Brad Pitt's Hair and Telling On My Mama
In this episode, we cover chocolate dresses, hiring assistants to carry our purses, "Hotto Matotto" and Jessie J, and hippie baby showers. We're still on the HARRY & MEGHAN 4EVA train but late on the Vagina Candle news, Sabrina is coughing and Libby has a lot to explain to her mother this week. Check it.
Also, here's that article about the naked-face Goop party. Sorry, not sorry?
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Episode 206: Tropical Canada, Jennifer/Jenny/Jen/Niffer, and Baymax on a Bike
In this episode, we break down ALL of Brad Pitt's exes (using this article), talk about motorcycle safety and our exes and the paparazzi, cover the prolific use of the name Jennifer bestowed upon babies in the 70s and touch on how creepy Bradley Cooper is. We dive into the British Empire and Meghan and Harry news and Harry's remarks at the event this weekend. We also invite the Sussexes over for dinner and maybe offer babysitting services, since we're so close to Canada you know.
Maple and tequila. Just....no.
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Episode 205: Golden Globes' Red Carpet, Vision Boards and Cardi B Chips
In this episode, we cover whether or not Margot Robbie is becoming Jaime Presley, everybody's boobs (we earned the "E" this week), cover how little we understand about fashion, Libby goes on a rant about Renee Zellweger, and we discuss Carson Daly's personal life and why MTV needs to bring back Total Request Live. We never do get to Lauren Graham and Peter Krause.
Forgive us Christian Dior, for we know not what you're trying with Jennifer Aniston.
Here's the CNN article with most of the outfits we covered, but here's Gwyneth's dress, Patricia Arquette, Tiffany Haddish, Lucy Boynton's fembot look, Priyanka Chopra, and Laverne Cox's Mama Ginger dress (she hid 3 people under it in that elevator shot, if you watch the video).
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Episode 204: Geography Lessons, All the Blonde Ambition and Busting Ghosts
In this week's episode, we've rebranded to "The Carpool Moms Podcast!" We also talk about Bear Grylls and Zac Efron in the wild, dissect the storylines of the Ghostbusters movies a little, talk about dating as a celebrity and gush about the Irwin family. Libby also cusses and talks a little about her internet dating experience, see if you can catch it!
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SPECIAL: Star Wars - Rise of Skywalker Review
In this very special episode, Sabs & Libs attended an advance screening of the new Star Wars flick. There are absolutely no spoilers in this review, and we give you some great tips towards the end.
Message either of us if you want to talk about the film, WE ARE DYING to talk with someone!
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Episode 203: TayTay's B-Day, Conservatorships and Stella, Winnie & Olivia,
In today's episode, we psychoanalyze child stars, talk about rehab and Taylor Swift's cats a little, talk about rapping and diss tracks more than two suburban carpool moms really should, and Libby is further away from the mike than last week and coughs 100% less than last week, we promise.
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Episode 202: Uncomfortable Instagram, Cindy Lou Who Arrives, and the Bellybutton Police
In this episode, Libby apologizes profusely for her coughing directly into the podcast, we turn into fashion experts, argue over Keanu Reeves' girlfriend, analyze Jason DeRulo's bellybutton and we DEFINITELY earn the "E" for this episode.
Here is That One Article We Reference About Justin Timberlake.
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Episode 201: Did You Miss Us?
In this episode, we talk a whole lot about touching other people, Britney Spears (again, we love her), the Royal Family and their party habits, judge Kanye a little, cough a little, laugh way too much and probably mention that One Family We SWORE We Would Never Talk About. Again.
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Episode 113: a Very Griswold Christmas, Three Amigos redux, and Thanksgiving is the best
In this episode, we still don’t know who’s in charge of Britney Spears or why Jenna Jameson is teaching us how to make steak, we talk about food a little (or a lot) and learn that Sabs loves Christmas. Almost as much as Libby loves Thanksgiving.
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Episode 112: Herbert, SCOTUS, Secret Babies & Earning the E
In this episode, you get a little personal life gossip from Sabs & Libby, hockey and football talk, secret nicknames and secret babies are discussed as well as the fact that the word “SCOTUS” is not a dirty word.
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Episode 111: Baldwin-Bieber, Stoned Lion King, and Kylie Lip Kit & The Publicity Machine
In this week's episode, we talk about R. Kelly and his request to leave jail for dates in Dubai, cover tin foil dresses, face tattoos and Kylie Lip Kit and That Dude's breakup; there's some unexpected Mulaney, some kids chiming in in the background, and a bit of talk about man boobs.
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Episode 110: Soccer Practice, "The Shoe Lady" & Selling Fake Porsches
In this episode, Miley breaks up with someone whose name we are not completely sure of (and nobody is surprised), we cover the Emmys SO BRIEFLY that you might miss it, Libby isn't able to say names correctly (sorry Jenna Dewan) and cries at MasterChef, and SABRINA SAYS THE K WORD.
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Episode 109: All the Pretty Situations, Britney's Umbrella and Napoleon Dynamite
In this episode, we get confused about who is actually in charge of Britney Spears, talk a little about mental illness and fame, bring up Leterkenny again, chat about why certain movies make us uncomfortable, and say the word "situation". A LOT. Like, a surprising amount, and not (all) referring to Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino.
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Episode 108: Leave Simone Alone, Madison Square Garden Bathrooms and Earwax Amuse Bouche
In this episode, we go over the Rock's wedding (again, because we love him), talk about how much we adore Kevin Hart, discuss how clean the bathroom floor is in Bebe Rexha's latest Instagram post for her to be doing that, and plead with the media to leave Simone Biles alone about her brother already.
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Episode 107: Twerkception, a Greek Club Sandwich and Busting Ghosts
In episode seven, we celebrate all things Lizzo at the VMAs, talk about Lindsey Lohan and her new "song", Libby has a moment about twerking, and all the kids are back in school (almost, thank God). Also, we mention D23 about 107 times.
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Episode 106: Mental Potato Chips, Marrying a Rock and Thor's Brother's Breakup
In episode six, we discuss Liam and Miley's split in depth (not really), how many Jenners there actually are, SOMEONE (Sabs, and maybe Libby) say the "K Word", we cover Tom Cruise's kids extensively, and Sabs makes Libby's brain explode with a really old piece of gossip.
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Episode 105: More Nostalgia, Ketchup and Donna Goes Bananas
In our fifth episode, we just watched the new BH90210 and do our best to recap. Also, Cardi B doesn't refrigerate her ketchup. Just saying.
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Episode 104: Christian Rap Lawsuits, Hades’ Kid and Angel Underwear Shows
Episode 103: The Voldemort Family, Statler and Waldorf and Hawkeye in a Jeep
In the third episode of Carpool Moms Celebrity Gossip, it's a slow week. Sabs doesn't like Bey's dress, Libby can't come up with the names for the grumpy Muppets who troll everything (it's Statler and Waldorf) and GISH is taking over Libby's house.
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Episode 102: CGI (The Stuff of Nightmares), Nostalgia and Thor
In the second episode of the Carpool Moms Celebrity Gossip podcast, we try to deep dive into the trailers released from last weekend's San Diego Comicon, reminisce about the original Top Gun, get confused over Lady Thor and end up segueing from Star Trek into Harry Potter and back. We also establish that Libby has never seen any movies ever.
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Episode 101: Brit, Jessica and Mothering Spiderman
In the premiere episode of the Carpool Moms Celebrity Gossip podcast, we will cover secret marriages, plastic surgery, parenting 3 kids, the only time we will ever mention That Family That Starts With A K (or a J, depending on who you're talking about) and which celebrity we would like to mother.
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