Cartoon Raccoons
By Alison Madden & Molly Gron
Current dumpster: Bakemonogatari
New episode every couple weeks, usually Wed or Thu!
Cartoon RaccoonsSep 14, 2022
S02E11: The Last Problem
S02E10: New Character, Who Dis?
S02E09: Tsukihi Arc
S02E08: TOOTHBRUSH
Here's what you've all been waiting for. It's that episode.
Rated R
S02E07: Kaiki? More like BYE-ki!
S02E06: The Calm Before The Storm
We have been blessed by a much needed reprieve from the filth this show normally serves us. Well, mostly.
Rated R
S02E05: OH NO. OH GOD NO!
S02E04: Bee Disease Karen
Half of this episode takes place in a bathroom with a naked child. I think Nisio Isin and Shinbo Akiyuki are p*dos D:
Rated R
S02E03: Simpjogahara (It'll Make Sense When You Hear The Episode)
S02E02: Groomers & Grandmas
Kirito plays Twister with a young girl. Karen is pretty cool. Suru gets naked.
Rated R
S02E01: Bondage Moment
S01E15: Season Finale! Local Cat And Delusional HS Student Talk At Each Other For 20 Mins
Epic Grooming Success! Koyomi is your dad (exorcist) now!
S01E14: Getting Friendzoned On The Mean Streets Of NYC
S01E13: Catching A Kinky Kitty
S01E12: The Anomaly
Akiyuki Shinbo does the impossible and directs a, wait for it... good episode!?!?!?
Rated R
S01E11: Psychoanalyzing A Deeply Disturbed Mangaka
The riveting conclusion to the Nadeko Snake arc. Good riddance.
Rated R
S01E10: We Feel Like We've Broken The Law Just By Watching This
Call this shit Your Mom because it makes me wanna throw up.
Rated R
S01E09: Intrat Le Moe Snek Grill
S01E08: Finally Some Good Fucking Animation
Monogatari Fight Club has two rules: Don't get entrails on Oshino's shirt and ApeGos stomps.
Rated R
S01E07: Monkey Business
S01E06: Allie Done Goofed
Allie fucked up the recording so here's what you need to know for the next episode.
Rated R
S01E05: Into The Light
S01E04: Twenty Minutes Of Nothing
Koyomi, Senjo, and Mayoi take a walk. Yes, that's most of the episode. But don't worry, we've still got plenty of reason to curse out Shinbo Akiyuki. *EDITOR'S NOTE: I got super behind on editing these because I was manually cutting out "umm"s and shit like that for the last three episodes. Expect many more breaths, "likes," and pauses from here on out. Let's just say it more realistic and natural. -Allie*
Rated R.
S01E03: Koyomi's Epic Pedo Arc
New arc, new me! Koyomi's character becomes less defined as a new Girl™ enters the stage: Hachikuji Mayoi, the middle-schooler!
Rated R.
S01E02: This Anime Sucks Even More Now
S01E01: This Anime Sucks
Panties, catgirls, crabs, panties, vampires, staplers, and panties. It only gets worse from here.
Rated R