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That Being Ced

By Cedric D. Reed

Sharing stories from my many walks in this life. Please enjoy and subscribe.
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Episode#80 The Almost Died Story.

That Being CedFeb 02, 2024

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Episode#80 The Almost Died Story.

Episode#80 The Almost Died Story.

This episode, I tell a few stories of when I almost died, when serving in the United States Army… with a comedic twist of course. Please Enjoy!
Feb 02, 202422:44
Episode#79 The No Books Story.

Episode#79 The No Books Story.

On this episode, I tell the story of the first time I quit a job… then had to beg for my job back. The principal drove me home once because I went to school with no books and my mother was not happy. Lastly, I tell an Army story of the time the SGM was mad at me for some Mickey Mouse reason.
Jan 21, 202420:33
Episode#78 The Ugly Girl Story.

Episode#78 The Ugly Girl Story.

This Episode I talk about the time a coworker pissed hot just as a new colonel was coming aboard, and also the time I dated an ugly girl, but didn’t know it until the second time we met. Please Enjoy.
Jul 08, 202323:29
Episode#77 The Alex & Ellie Story

Episode#77 The Alex & Ellie Story

This episode, Alex and Ellie stop by and we have a wonderful discussion. Please Enjoy.
May 30, 202321:20
Episode#76 The Transmission Hands Story.

Episode#76 The Transmission Hands Story.

This episode I talk about the time somebody broke into my car and the headache it was to get it fixed. Also, I talk about some of my moms weird old boyfriends from back in the day, and also I speak on something we all can relate to….getting older, I hope enjoy.
Mar 14, 202323:36
Episode#75 The New Old School Fellas Story.

Episode#75 The New Old School Fellas Story.

On this episode, I sit down with a few members from the group: The New Old School Fellas. We kick back, have some good conversation, and we also have a good time while doing it. Oh, did I mention that one of the group members is my brother!!!! 

Please Enjoy.

Aug 28, 202255:06
Episode#74 The Too $hort/ Ice Cube Concert with My Wife Story. w/Neyda Reed.

Episode#74 The Too $hort/ Ice Cube Concert with My Wife Story. w/Neyda Reed.

This is a fun episode, my wife stops by, we pour up a few Flaviars, and have some interesting conversation along the way. Please sit back and enjoy.
Jul 25, 202252:44
Episode#73 The Lovely Gift Story.

Episode#73 The Lovely Gift Story.

This episode, I tell the story of a gift I received and had no idea what it was. Also, the time I was a wingman for a friend of mine with terrible results…and finally I tell the story of a time when I almost died…..for real!! Please enjoy and subscribe.
Jun 28, 202227:31
Episode#72 Veterans Stories Part 2

Episode#72 Veterans Stories Part 2

Episode#72 Veterans Stories Part 2. This is a continuation episode from Episode#71, This episode is dedicated to all veterans, take a walk with me as I revisit some of my favorite stories from my time in the military. Even if you are not a veteran, these stories are sure to put a smile on your face. Please enjoy and subscribe. Please enjoy your Memorial Day
May 30, 202201:27:33
Episode# 71 Veterans Stories Part 1

Episode# 71 Veterans Stories Part 1

This episode is dedicated to all veterans, take a walk with me as I revisit some of my favorite stories from my time in the military. Even if you are not a veteran, these stories are sure to put a smile on your face. Please enjoy and subscribe.
May 01, 202201:30:11
Episode#70 The SuperBowl Story.

Episode#70 The SuperBowl Story.

This episode, I talk about my trip to the Super bowl. Please Enjoy.
Mar 27, 202255:55
Episode#69 The Friend with Anxiety Story.
Feb 06, 202233:37
Episode#68 The Ruidoso Story.

Episode#68 The Ruidoso Story.

In this episode, myself and a few friends of mine have a series of discussions on a number of topics that range from wild Army stories, to the NFL Playoffs, to Drake and his Red Hot Rubber fiasco. Sit back, enjoy, and please subscribe.
Jan 18, 202201:59:01
Episode#67 The All "F's" on My Report Card Story.

Episode#67 The All "F's" on My Report Card Story.

Happy New years everyone and on this particular episode we're going to tell the story of the time where I got all F's on my report card and perfect attendance at the same time. I also will tell the story of the time a very big celebrity came to our church and how the people in church temporarily lost their minds. That and more on this final episode of the year. So please enjoy and please subscribe to storytime with Cedric. Happy New Year everyone.
Dec 31, 202138:08
Episode#66 The Veterans Day Story w/S.D. Turner

Episode#66 The Veterans Day Story w/S.D. Turner

This episode we celebrate Veterans Day. I also have a special guest who is a Veteran, and will share some of his stories from when he was an enlisted man in the U.S. Army.
Nov 12, 202101:01:18
Episode# 65 The Sgt Major Choke-Out Story.

Episode# 65 The Sgt Major Choke-Out Story.

On this episode we talk about the time my sergeant major was choked out in a combative class. We also talk about the time the motor pool tried to help me which led to disastrous results. Another story we talk about is the time I snuck a cigarette from my mother and almost burned down my house. The last story of today's episode talks about the time a celebrity came to our church. Please enjoy and please subscribe
Oct 23, 202137:52
Episode# 64 The Kicked Out of Disney World Story

Episode# 64 The Kicked Out of Disney World Story

This episode I shared a number of stories including my first time tasting hummus, my first set of satin sheets and how bad it went as a result, and also the time me and my family were kicked out of Disney world. Please Enjoy
Jul 18, 202146:31
Episode#63 The SGT MacKenzie Story

Episode#63 The SGT MacKenzie Story

This episode we talk about the time one of my oldest NCOs from the army wanted to go to the club with me. I also talk about dealing with a bully in my five-year-old sons school class. Also talk about the adventures of my Brazilian jujitsu class. And finally the time that my mother decided a doctor was not necessary.
May 23, 202136:48
Episode#62 A Collection of Stories

Episode#62 A Collection of Stories

This episode I’ll talk about a trip to Tucson Arizona to catch up with an old Army buddy. Also talk about partaking in my first Brazilian jujitsu class. I also taught a collection of other stories as well that I hope that you enjoy.
May 10, 202140:30
Episode#61 The Fight Stories

Episode#61 The Fight Stories

This episode I talk about a few fights i was involved in...from a one on one to a full out brawl. I hope you enjoy the story....oh, i also dedicate my last story to my younger sister...i hope i don’t embarrass you to much sis.
Mar 28, 202125:50
Episode#60 The Coming2America/Treadmill/CovidVaccine Story.

Episode#60 The Coming2America/Treadmill/CovidVaccine Story.

On this episode I will give my honest opinion on Coming2America, I will talk about the first time I used a treadmill and almost killed myself in the process, and I will also discuss the reasoning behind my decision on the Covid 19 vaccine. I hope u all enjoy.
Mar 08, 202120:57
Episode#59 My Ode to St. John M.B.C.

Episode#59 My Ode to St. John M.B.C.

I share some of my favorite memories from growing up in GSJMBC. This story is dedicated to St. John.
Feb 28, 202131:12
Episode#58 The Can You Hear Me Story.

Episode#58 The Can You Hear Me Story.

This episode I am involved in a really bad case of mistaken identity. And in the second story, a situation occurs where I am forced to leave a church and never return. Please Enjoy.
Feb 06, 202112:05
Episode#57 The Whore Story

Episode#57 The Whore Story

This episode I talk about the time I won the city championship in wresting after my coach had me partake in illegal activities, also I talk about the time I almost hooked up with a girl who unbeknownst to me, worked at the red light district.
Nov 22, 202021:21
Episode#56 The Halitosis Story

Episode#56 The Halitosis Story

This episode I tell the story of a girl I dated who had halitosis and and I had no idea until our first hookup. Also, I tell the story of how test driving an Audi S-8 almost changed my life.
Oct 03, 202018:25
Episode#55 The Colonoscopy Story

Episode#55 The Colonoscopy Story

I tell my story about my colonoscopy procedure, as I hope it will motivate others to do the same when it’s their time to do it.
Sep 23, 202008:56
Episode#54 The Big Fight Story

Episode#54 The Big Fight Story

This story talks about the time I got in a fight with this girl, and had to go through her whole family which included the fat brother and the gay cousin.
Sep 14, 202018:41
Episode#53 The Hemmorroid Story.

Episode#53 The Hemmorroid Story.

This episode I tell the hemorrhoid story and also tell the story of the time I took a International flight and took drugs from a stranger. Please enjoy.
Aug 01, 202012:12
Episode#52 Drunk Army Stories vol.2

Episode#52 Drunk Army Stories vol.2

Johnson gets drunk for the first and last time ever, Brown pisses himself at the club and gets barred from coming back, Correa and them damn sweatpants!!
Jul 19, 202017:26
Episode#51 The Broken Neck Story.

Episode#51 The Broken Neck Story.

This episode I tell the story of falling out of a 2nd story window when I was 11yrs old. Also, an old Army story from when I was in basic training.
Jun 20, 202017:09
Episode#50 Special Episode: Greatest Hits Vol. 2

Episode#50 Special Episode: Greatest Hits Vol. 2

Several of the funniest stories from my podcasted posted after hitting 2K listens. I hope you enjoy.
Jun 02, 202056:41
Episode#49 The Flying Cockroach Story.

Episode#49 The Flying Cockroach Story.

My first battle with a flying cockroach...and the time my grandmother tricked me into getting her car painted
May 24, 202013:57
Episode#48 Drunk Army Stories vol.1

Episode#48 Drunk Army Stories vol.1

I tell about the time I was hella drunk in formation...and also the time when I tried to do a self cleanse which resulted in terrible results.
Apr 18, 202014:26
Episode#47 The Sega Genesis Story.

Episode#47 The Sega Genesis Story.

The story about the time I purchased my first Sega Genesis as teenager with my own money.
Mar 06, 202008:08
Episode#46 The New Shoes Story.

Episode#46 The New Shoes Story.

1st show of the year....I tell a few stories from back in the day....from the time my mom bought me shoes for school and I hated them, to the time i tried to make my own stonewashed jeans. Please enjoy.
Feb 06, 202019:07
Episode#45 The City Lights Story.

Episode#45 The City Lights Story.

This episode I talk about the time me and my buddies snuck out to a club in junior high school which resulted in horrible consequences, and also the time my brother and I had to attend church with our over religious neighbors when my mother was out of town.
Dec 29, 201918:21
Episode#44 The Uncle Jimmy Story

Episode#44 The Uncle Jimmy Story

A few stories about my uncle Jimmy, and also a story dedicated to my brother on his 40th Birthday.
Dec 09, 201916:37
Episode#43 The Turkey Bowl Story

Episode#43 The Turkey Bowl Story

The time I broke my collarbone playing a neighborhood game, followed by a few other times when I either broke a bone or sprained something really bad.
Nov 20, 201914:04
Episode#42 The Alvarez Story.

Episode#42 The Alvarez Story.

In this episode we talk about the time I was searching for a new home. And we also talk about the time when I purposely did not attend church, and h huge no-no in my household.
Nov 17, 201912:54
Episode#41 The Wasabi Story

Episode#41 The Wasabi Story

A few stories to help u get through the day...if it could.
Nov 08, 201918:30
Episode#40 The Sambuca Story

Episode#40 The Sambuca Story

An old Army story about me and my buddies getting drunk and almost burning down the bar, oh...and my most painful tattoo story.
Oct 06, 201911:01
Episode#39 The Grill is on Fire Story.

Episode#39 The Grill is on Fire Story.

This story is about the time my propane grill caught on fire in the middle of my birthday party. Also, the time I received 1000 blessings in one day!
Sep 28, 201909:55
Episode#38 The Yeast Infection Story.

Episode#38 The Yeast Infection Story.

This is the story about the time I had a yeast infection.....and didn’t know it.
Sep 26, 201910:46
Episode#37 The Kicked Out of Sunday School Story.

Episode#37 The Kicked Out of Sunday School Story.

I tell the story about the time I was kicked out of Sunday school, and also one of the times I went to the scared straight program.
Sep 15, 201911:51
Episode#36 The Minivan Story.

Episode#36 The Minivan Story.

I share some not so good experiences dealing with a few car dealerships.
Sep 07, 201915:44
Episode#35 The Nestea Plunge / Shitty Boss Story.

Episode#35 The Nestea Plunge / Shitty Boss Story.

I tell the story of trying to imitate something I seen on TV with terrible results. I also tell the story of one of my shitty bosses.
Aug 24, 201907:52
Episode#34 My First Black Eye Story.

Episode#34 My First Black Eye Story.

Story of my first and only black eye...given to me by a girl. The story of the fancy alarm clock that I didn’t need.
Aug 18, 201911:08
Episode#33 The Bad Haircut Story.

Episode#33 The Bad Haircut Story.

The time I got bucked at the Barbershop in Las Cruces.
Aug 03, 201909:06
Episode#32 The Welcome to the Infantry Story

Episode#32 The Welcome to the Infantry Story

My first taste of the Infantry, a story about one of my uncles old girlfriends, and the time we set the couch on fire....with my mother asleep laying on top of it.
Jul 28, 201918:17
Episode#31 The Lion King Story

Episode#31 The Lion King Story

Have to clear the air in regard to this Lion King myth that has taken place for over 20yrs.
Jul 19, 201909:10