CENSORIOUS

CENSORIOUS as we know it draws to a close, as The Gang announces 2 NEW Podcasts in the Cricket Podcast family launching in coming months. Chris wrote a short children’s book about Jefferey Bezos, or Theftry Bezos the Weasel. The reading is followed by a roundtable about the future infrastructure of our society. As the lads say goodbye they look back on 3 years of laughter, hard work, and censorious tales.  Thank you for laughing with us, thank you for loving us, we love you, we fear you, goodnight.

Chris and Guest Hosts **** and **** unpack the complexities of belief, the baggage we inherit, what it means to the children of tomorrow, and reminisce about life in the second buckle of The Bible Belt: Arizona.  Perhaps ****’s Dad flirted with Shelly Miscavige. Kevin Spacey is never off the hook.

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The Gang and DOUBLE Guests **** and **** navigate the cultural nuances of Hazing, The High School climate of the 80s, Matthew McConaughey’s inevitable Governorship, and whether the next generation is soft and better for it.

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The Gang and Guest **** dive into the depths of the Davy Jones’ Locker for a game of “Under The Sea”.  Along the way they contemplate the Communistic power of Submarines. They also play “Christopher’s Dream Roulette” and contemplate pleasure.

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The Gang is back with a vengeance, digging into a harrowing period in Guest ****'s life.  Guest **** details his time in a shady organization, it’s role in his mental transformation, and what it taught him about American Capitalism and his place in it. Chris forgets lyrics and accidentally casts a spell.

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Chris and his Partner and Guest Host **** look back from the other side of vaccination to recount the larger than life tale of living in China in the early days of Corona, seeing New York through new eyes, and how different their life is there than the American Southwest where they’re from.

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The Boys dive down the rabbit hole of Cheugyism, expose the deranged horror show that is Facebook Video Creation, and play Christopher’s Dreams where he tells the most face-melting dream yet.

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The Gang reunites with an old friend to explore the “Sad Clown” complex, comedy grind, and presence of mind.  Tales of sets gone south, inspiration amidst tragedy, and riffs that will throw you into orbit.

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Chris and Guest Host **** unpack the guest’s recent stint as a TikTok star, the strains of keeping up with content creation demand, and how audience retention affects sense of self.  Chris obsesses over his new soundboard, and admits to being the Nick Carroway of TikTok before playing Christopher’s Dreams Roulette.

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The Gang resurrects longtime collaborator in an episode seasons in the making.  The Boys muse on the disturbing assigned reading from gradeschool, argue the ethics of violent idioms, and laugh at a fictional horse’s name.  Also debated: Is modern American society even worthy of Satire?

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Chris Co-Hosts with the celebrated **** and **** as they dig into the sordid and tangled wreck of twitter’s “Milkshake Ducks” and other male celebrities across multiple platforms this week revealed to be wolves in sheep’s clothing.  It quickly becomes plain that Game Grumps’ Arin Hanson can’t catch a break on hiring a co-host.

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The episode gets derailed like Chris’ subway ride into Hell with a knife-man, a maniac, and a Smurf, as he tells his most must-hear harrowing tale yet.  As an epilogue, Chris consults Finance Professional Co-host **** on what happened in the Gamestock Rally in a SPEED ROUND.  Also the boys develop the new catchphrase “If it doesn’t have a whip it’s not Censorious”.

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SCHMER Returns to the show via phone to tell the tale of a potential cancer diagnosis amidst the start of Lockdown, gives us the exclusive on a decade with a mysterious man, and Chris tells a tale connecting a man named Carlos in Hokkaido Japan to a mysterious man of his own.

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The Boys are back and catching you (and themselves) up on all that’s happened since December.  They play an epic game of “Ya Love To See It/Ya Hate To See It” as they survey all that America’s become.  **** gets riled for Laura Dern’s bones.

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**FEED DROP : The Adaptation Game**

Creator's Note: The most important night in Hollywood is about to get a whole lot sweeter! This week, Matthew and Chris are joined by the master of the Pitch Zone theme songs, Krys VanSlyke in order to take some of the best and brightest of Oscar Winning Films and transform them into novelty Ice Cream experiences! You'll get glitz, glamor, edible feces, exploding sticks and, of course, Clive Barker-esc Torture devices. Buckle up, this one gets weird. Even by Adaptation Game Standards.

The Gang looks back on the glimmers of light we shared together in this dark year, revisiting T.I.T.S. Akimbo, Runaway Jury Duty, A Bleak Career Path, Beso Beso No Chancla, Rowdy Dowdy’s Eulogy, and much more

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The Gang welcomes back their most popular GOAT (Guest of All Time) **** as he brings us up to speed on Office Management war stories and the legacy of Camp Cinema.  The boys recall their days as coworkers, close-calls at company parties, and how an office holiday party is a thermometer for the health of the company.

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The gang reconnects with their Anthropology Correspondent **** to round table the origin of Happiness, the future of human civilizations, ethics, Cyberpunk, and.more.  Jesus was black.

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Chris and Guest Host **** unravel the mystery and tragedy of Princess Diana’s life and speculate on the future of the British Monarchy.  Chris muses as to how America can divest itself from seeing the Presidency as a Monarchy Role.

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The Gang sits around the fiery trash can to warm their fingerless gloves over the blaze of friendship as they swap stories and bizarre Quarantimes memories in the light of the waning year, learning “In 2020 when the suns out...anything can happen"

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Chris and correspondent  **** dive into the rarely discussed, absurdly expensive Lord of The Rings The Musical , it’s connection to the colossal flop Spiderman the Musical, and the welcome revelation of Immersive Theatre.  Chris recalls a particularly hectic production of Frankenstein.  Chris has been made aware that he misquoted Godot. 

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The Gang unpacks TikTok, it’s treasures, it’s horrors, it’s impact and more.  What is the commercial future of the platform?  What does Tik Tok say about Gen Z? There are Hot Takes, a Big Question, a haunting Link of the Week and more.

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**FEED DROP : The Adaptation Game**

Creator's Note: Do you love classic Lit but which that it was a bit tastier?? Then this is the episode for you! Matthew and Chris take on the ultimate challenge, converting pre-19th century literature into delicious breakfast cereals! Which books have the biggest crunch? Which books are the sweetest? Which books are even edible?? The answers to all of this will surprise you! Join your favorite nobodies as they turn all your favorite novels into a part of this balanced breakfast!

The Boys dig in to bring you a Duosode, in which they turn the photo album back to 1920 and reflect on all the hilarious follies of American life and the myth of “A Great America”.

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The Gang and old friend **** unpack the most shocking story we have ever heard and dive headfirst into the Haunted House industry.  Your head will spin all the way around like you’re in The Exorcist we assure you.

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Chris and Guest Host comedian Matt Schott discuss Absurdism in literature, in their work, and how it may be the best medium to tell stories with in 2020.  Also they announce their new additional podcast THE ADAPTATION GAME, premiering tomorrow with new episodes every Tuesday!

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In a late night reclaimed episode, Chris follows his guests and 5 cases of abandoned soda into The Twilight Zone.  Time Travel.  Pickled Millionaires.  Black Panther.  Inquire within.  Also a future Retcon Episode is announced.

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In their 50th Episode, The Gang seeks Audio Redemption with their star guests from “Quarantine Parenting”, discussing being replaced by an AI Alarm Clock, getting stranger in Quarantine, No Beso No Beso Chancla, and more from “The Patchbottom Years” of their marriage.  Absolute jollity ensues, closing with exciting announcements of upcoming CENSORIOUS and Co. projects.  Chris struggles not to mention cause of death during a Memorial.

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The Gang lures longtime friend and co-writer **** on a journey to the past into the origins of the show, the shapes they’d assign each other, a prophecy of the future, and tease an upcoming “Grander” scripted project.  The Boys get roasted for “Telling things like you’re experts”.

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The Gang checks back in with their field correspondent to discuss “Dudeism”, The Big LeBowski, and the merits/complications of living an extremely carefree lifestyle in 2020.  You do not need to have seen the film to get it, and you should not see it’s spiritual successor: The Jesus Rolls.

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The Gang rounds up their cinema pitch-masters from “Tetris Film Trilogy” to explore the newly greenlit Legendary Pictures “The SIMS Movie”.  Chris tells a harrowing tale about a man who opens up a small Bar on the Subway and destroys the place.  We’ll tell you right now, the final pitch block is a 5-film franchise that you never saw coming.

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The Gang brings back a crowd favorite to grill him on a recent pandemic vacation he took, that exposed him to a waiter who saw ghosts, a guy who wants the world to know he’s from Indiana, and a mugging that unleashed the Bogart within.  There is a finale salute to Congress.  Also Chris wants to reiterate that “Science is a real gas”.

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The Gang reunites with longtime love **** to explore fanaticism in the modern age and the cult of celebrity.  The team hammers away at Netflix’s “Zac Effron’s Down to Earth” and the return of the Jonas Brothers, and the blind allegiance of their fans.

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The Gang covers the most controversial video game of the year “The Last of Us 2”, innovation in video game storytelling, as well as Ed Norton’s lost “Hulk” film.  A spirited debate ensues as one guest is pro, another is con, and Chris is picking up the pieces of his life in the background.

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The Gang raises the banner with a 5-person round table to tackle the rise of Karen.  Two conservative-raised guests recount their upbringing as The Gang traces American cultural conditioning, and the toxic legacy of Karen-ism all the way back to 1955. 

The Gang connects with decorous and wild composer/musician/soundtracker/wisecracker ****.  The holy name of Stackington Bear is invoked and The Count’s time in prison revisited.  Sexually.  Sunburn is when your skin goes “BReUAHGH”.  Plus like 25 minutes of Mr. Noodle and cereal material. 

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The Gang and guest **** explore Child Development, Homeschooling, Un-Learning, and Implicit (Racial) Bias in children.  We are also anti-Tinitis.