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CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast

By Laurent Courtines, Mike Salerno
Laurent Courtines and Mike Salerno, two wacky American sports fans, talk nonsense about things that make most people uncomfortable.

And sometimes Premier League football.

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Manchester City lose the Champions League. Heartbreak, sadness and redemption.

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Manchester City lose the Champions League. Heartbreak, sadness and redemption.
In this episode, of the Squeaky Bum Tim podcast, Mike gives us the intro to through it to the sadness and feelings of Laurent on the day his beloved Manchester City bottle the final. We question Pep. Why make radical changes in the biggest game of the year? How do you get off the deck? Is this part of the building process of Champions? We laud our new friends from Brentford who are joining us in the Premier League  And DO OUR FIRST AD READ!!!! Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date!
46:45
June 2, 2021
Chelsea gave me Hemorrhoids: Manchester City v Chelsea Champions League Final Preview
In this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Laurent has hemorrhoids, both literally and metaphorically ahead of this weekend's Champions League Final between his beloved Manchester City and Chelsea. He spends most of the show avoiding how nervous he is by letting Mike get all hot and bothered by a potential return of Mauricio Pochettino to Tottenham--which he called on this very show back in December. We also discuss how and why Manchester United lost the Europa League Final to Villareal, and if it's finally time for Harry Maguire and Bruno Fernandes to move on to a bigger club to go and win some trophies. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date!
48:24
May 29, 2021
Episode #71 - Final Review of the Premier League Season, Squeaky Bum Time Season 1 Bad Takes!
In Episode #71 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent recount some of dumbest things that have happened over the past 70 episodes like: That time Laurent said both Pep Guardiola and Ole Gunnar Solsjaer should be sacked, and then they finished first and second in the Premier League When Mike had finally given in to Jose's cult and thought Tottenham were going to win the league Eric Dier leaving the field in the middle of the game to go to the bathroom We also break down the frantic final day of the season as the race for the final two Champions League spots were finally sorted out, and Sergio Aguero's tremendous farewell at Manchester City. Part of the Chop Sports Network!
36:50
May 25, 2021
Episode #70 - 2020-21 Premier League Superlatives! Player of the Year: Harry Kane or Ruben Dias?
In Episode #70 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent argue over who the Premier League Player of the Year should be, break down their Team of the Season selections, and come up with a bunch of other fun superlatives to give out as we prepare to bid farewell to the 2020-21 Premier League season.
45:49
May 21, 2021
Episode #69 - Kane To Leave Tottenham? Chelsea's Trophy Choke, Liverpool's Miraculous Goalie Goal!
In Episode #69 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike compares the annual tradition of the English media trying to take Harry Kane away from Tottenham to the recent Star Wars films: lazy and repetitive! Also: Chelsea fall in the FA Cup Final to Leicester City, and all of a sudden their season is in danger of falling apart real fast... Liverpool may well catch them in the table thanks to a last-second game-winner from...their keeper?! Yes! A goalie goal at the death keeps Liverpool's top four hopes alive! Wild scenes at the Hawthornes!
18:23
May 18, 2021
Episode #68 - Checking In Around Europe, And the Women's Champions League!
In Episode #68 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Laurent waxes poetic about Manchester City picking up their second trophy of the season, as Manchester United's loss on Tuesday handed the Cityzens the Premier League crown. We also discuss: The race for the top four is a three-horse race for two spots: Can Liverpool catch either Chelsea or Leicester City with only two games left to play? Taking a trip around Europe, we dive into Juventus' collapse to likely missing out on next year's Champions League and could Lille really upset PSG for the Ligue 1 title? The Women's Champions League Final is almost here as well! We preview the showdown between an other-worldly Barcelona team and a plucky-but-strong Chelsea side. Rehashing one of our old episodes, we talk about why women's sports in Europe are working, and why they're barely holding on in the US. Part of the Chop Sports Network!
48:33
May 14, 2021
Episode #67 - Football Makes You Feel: Man City Are Champions League Finalists
In Episode #67 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike lets Laurent run about the pure numbing bliss of seeing his team make it to the Champions League Final. We've got an all-English Final for the second time in three years, as Man City and Chelsea will do battle for the European crown. Also: Manchester City could win the Premier League this Saturday against who else but you guessed it, the same Chelsea they'll see in the UCL Final. Ah Premier League scriptwriters, you've done it again. Chelsea's got a very difficult run-in, and the top 4 to still fight for. Will that hurt their chances of beating Man City? Part of the Chop Sports Network!
42:00
May 7, 2021
Episode #66 - Old Trafford Insurrection: The Inmates Have Taken The Asylum
In Episode #66 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent give their take on the madness in Manchester that caused the match between Man United and Liverpool to be postponed. Fans are trying to seize control, but what outcome do they ultimately want?! In actual football news, the second leg of the Champions League semifinals kick off tomorrow. We discuss what Man City need to do to clinch a berth in their first European final, and what Real Madrid need to do at Stamford Bridge to get past Chelsea. Listening on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/squeaky-bum-time-an-english-premier-league-podcast/id1531367675 (Apple Podcasts)? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (https://www.twitter.com/squeakybum_pod/ (@SqueakyBum_Pod)), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/squeakybumtimepod/ (@SqueakyBumTimePod)) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/squeakybumtimepodcast (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast)) to stay up to date! Part of the Chop Sports Network!
50:29
May 4, 2021
Episode #65 - Still All To Play For in the Champions League Semis!
In Episode #65 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss the results of the first leg of the two Champions League semifinals, both Europa League semifinals and look ahead to the only game you should care about this weekend: Manchester United vs. Liverpool. Man City and PSG did not disappoint, trading punches and pressure that ended up with a 2-1 City win in Paris. Will those two away goals prove to be the difference or can Pochettino's men find a response next week in Manchester? Chelsea also managed to get an away goal in Madrid, but Real equalized leaving it wide open as the teams shift to London next week. Arsenal are a mess, but a late goal has given them hope to reach a Europa League final, and qualify for the Champions League despite a dreadful season Manchester United start flat, but pour it on late, finishing 6-2 winners against Roma--all but cementing their spot in the final. There's been a lot of talk about Arsenal owner Stan Kroenke and Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy after the Super League fallout. But we raise a question to both rival fanbases, if you could trade ownership groups... would you? Listening on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/squeaky-bum-time-an-english-premier-league-podcast/id1531367675 (Apple Podcasts)? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (https://www.twitter.com/squeakybum_pod/ (@SqueakyBum_Pod)), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/squeakybumtimepod/ (@SqueakyBumTimePod)) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/squeakybumtimepodcast (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast)) to stay up to date! Part of the Chop Sports Network!
42:02
April 30, 2021
Episode #64 - Man City Win Carabao Cup, Set Sights on Champions League Semis
In Episode #64 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent review the painfully dominant Very Special El Douchico Carabao Cup Final won by Manchester City on Sunday. Then we look ahead to what's next for both teams: Where do Tottenham go from here? Who will be their next manager? Will Harry Kane get sold this summer? For Manchester City, it's the a nice trophy but their focus shifts to Wednesday and the first leg of the Champions League semifinal against PSG. Laurent breaks down how he thinks the team will line up, and what an ideal result might look like for the Cityzens. After a quick VAR rant, the guys quickly talk about the Premier League top four race and preview the other Champions League semifinal featuring a plucky Real Madrid and Chelsea. Could Eden Hazard score the winner against his old club?! Listening on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/squeaky-bum-time-an-english-premier-league-podcast/id1531367675 (Apple Podcasts)? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (https://www.twitter.com/squeakybum_pod/ (@SqueakyBum_Pod)), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/squeakybumtimepod/ (@SqueakyBumTimePod)) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/squeakybumtimepodcast (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast)) to stay up to date! Part of the Chop Sports Network!
46:21
April 27, 2021
Episode #63 - RIP Super League, Previewing the El Douchico Cup Final!
In Episode #63 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss the incredible crash and burn of the now-defunct European Super League--that was fast! They also explain the changes that actually passed in Champions League, and an even better solution to fixing it that they literally spent 10 minutes thinking about. And then the boys turn their attention to this week's real story: the Carabao Cup Final featuring Mike's Tottenham Hotspur and Laurent's Manchester City... an El Douchico Cup Final! We preview the match and give our predictions for who takes home the hardware on Sunday. Listening on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/squeaky-bum-time-an-english-premier-league-podcast/id1531367675 (Apple Podcasts)? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (https://www.twitter.com/squeakybum_pod/ (@SqueakyBum_Pod)), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/squeakybumtimepod/ (@SqueakyBumTimePod)) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/squeakybumtimepodcast (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast)) to stay up to date! Part of the Chop Sports Network!
51:18
April 23, 2021
Episode #62 - European Super League, Mourinho Sacked, Mass Hysteria!
In Episode #62 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent have a lot to talk about! Jose Mourinho SACKED as Tottenham Hotspur manager! Mike spent all day giggling like a schoolgirl. Who's next? He doesn't even care, because it's not Jose Mourinho! But the big story, the pending formation of the European Super League, and what that means for the sport's landscape. It's about money, it's about power, and it's about a bunch of really evil men betraying millions of loyal fans. How evil, you ask? They make Jerry Jones look like the Pope. We break it all down! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw3rfDogNU0 (Link to Friday's episode of Tottenham Fan Chris Cowlin's postgame instant reaction featuring Mike) Listening on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/squeaky-bum-time-an-english-premier-league-podcast/id1531367675 (Apple Podcasts)? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (https://www.twitter.com/squeakybum_pod/ (@SqueakyBum_Pod)), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/squeakybumtimepod/ (@SqueakyBumTimePod)) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/squeakybumtimepodcast (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast)) to stay up to date! Part of the Chop Sports Network!
44:36
April 19, 2021
Episode #61 - Champions League Update: City Make It Past The Quarters But PSG Await!
In Episode #61 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, we discuss the latest Champions League action including Manchester City surviving a scare from Dortmund and Real Madrid as a scrappy, lovable underdog? How is that possible? Also we're very excited to announce our partnership with CHOP Sports Media! We'll be joining their growing lineup of sports podcasts to teach them a little more about the beautiful game. Mike explains a bit more! Listening on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/squeaky-bum-time-an-english-premier-league-podcast/id1531367675 (Apple Podcasts)? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (https://www.twitter.com/squeakybum_pod/ (@SqueakyBum_Pod)), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/squeakybumtimepod/ (@SqueakyBumTimePod)) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/squeakybumtimepodcast (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast)) to stay up to date!
37:38
April 15, 2021
Episode #60 - The Premier League state of the league. Where we are for every club.
In this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Laurent flies solo to give us an update on the entire league. Where they are? Where they are going? And was there season what was expected? 1-20 we cover it all. Listening on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/squeaky-bum-time-an-english-premier-league-podcast/id1531367675 (Apple Podcasts)? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (https://www.twitter.com/squeakybum_pod/ (@SqueakyBum_Pod)), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/squeakybumtimepod/ (@SqueakyBumTimePod)) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/squeakybumtimepodcast (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast)) to stay up to date!
30:37
April 13, 2021
Episode #59 - Is the Champions League Choke on Again for Man City?
In this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss the latest twist in the Mourinho-Spurs saga, how the Champions League quarterfinals are shaping up, and look ahead to a BIG weekend battle between two top-four sides: Leicester City and West...Ham...?! Listening on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/squeaky-bum-time-an-english-premier-league-podcast/id1531367675 (Apple Podcasts)? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (https://www.twitter.com/squeakybum_pod/ (@SqueakyBum_Pod)), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/squeakybumtimepod/ (@SqueakyBumTimePod)) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/squeakybumtimepodcast (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast)) to stay up to date!
33:47
April 9, 2021
Episode #58 - Same As It Ever Was
In this episode Laurent flies solo and talks through narratives in football and how they are persistent. Do narratives stick to teams, or do the narratives affect the teams to play to their narratives? It's all very circular and I wonder how it affects the Premier League Season. Listening on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/squeaky-bum-time-an-english-premier-league-podcast/id1531367675 (Apple Podcasts)? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (https://www.twitter.com/squeakybum_pod/ (@SqueakyBum_Pod)), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/squeakybumtimepod/ (@SqueakyBumTimePod)) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/squeakybumtimepodcast (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast)) to stay up to date!
14:51
April 6, 2021
Episode #57 - Rest Easy, AFTV's Claude Callegari
In Episode #57 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent mourn the loss of Arsenal Fan TV's Claude, a staple who had brought us so much enjoyment over the years. We then dive into what makes fan media so compelling in today's market, and if American fans have any type of comparables. Listening on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/squeaky-bum-time-an-english-premier-league-podcast/id1531367675 (Apple Podcasts)? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (https://www.twitter.com/squeakybum_pod/ (@SqueakyBum_Pod)), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/squeakybumtimepod/ (@SqueakyBumTimePod)) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/squeakybumtimepodcast (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast)) to stay up to date!
36:18
April 2, 2021
Episode #56 - An Ode to Sergio Aguero
In Episode #56 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Laurent and Mike react to the news that Sergio Aguero will depart Manchester City at the end of the season, closing the book on one of the more storied eras in Premier League history. Woman's sports Manchester City v Barcelona. The North London Derby. Listening on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/squeaky-bum-time-an-english-premier-league-podcast/id1531367675 (Apple Podcasts)? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (https://www.twitter.com/squeakybum_pod/ (@SqueakyBum_Pod)), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/squeakybumtimepod/ (@SqueakyBumTimePod)) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/squeakybumtimepodcast (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast)) to stay up to date!
32:56
March 30, 2021
Episode #55 - Examining the Changing Trends in American Sports Television
In Episode #55 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss the rapidly changing media landscape of American football (ahem, soccer) and some of the trends we've noticed as CBS recently locked up rights to Serie A. Are cord-cutting sports fans "penny smart and dollar stupid?" What is NBC's plan for the Premier League? Why did ESPN invest in Bundesliga? What will the future look like for La Liga? Listening on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/squeaky-bum-time-an-english-premier-league-podcast/id1531367675 (Apple Podcasts)? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (https://www.twitter.com/squeakybum_pod/ (@SqueakyBum_Pod)), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/squeakybumtimepod/ (@SqueakyBumTimePod)) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/squeakybumtimepodcast (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast)) to stay up to date!
40:52
March 26, 2021
Cheating on Your Lover with Brighton, in Brighton and Hove, and Albion.
Mike and Laurent discuss sports adultery, because Laurent is spoiled as a Manchester City fan. His beloved Brighton produce a resounding 3-0 win over Newcastle, does that mean they're safe now?! Also: What do Newcastle fans *actually* want? Are we nearing the end of the negative football era? (Mike promises to not rant about Mourinho, then sorta rants about Mourinho) Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
24:42
March 23, 2021
Spurs being Spursy - Do a Reverse Ajax, Giving Chelsea’s Mendy Some Credit!
Mike and Laurent try to make sense of Tottenham's second-half collapse as they crash out of the Europa League and what that means for Jose Mourinho. Also: The guys go deep on arguably the most underrated player in the league, Chelsea goalkeeper Edouard Mendy What to do with Christian Pulisic? Should USMNT fans be worried? Europa League round-up and FA Cup preview Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
35:03
March 19, 2021
"Lamela and Sanchez" by William Shakespeare
Mike and Laurent walk through every twist and turn of the very Shakespearean North London Derby. Benched Arsenal players, Rabona goals, red cards, and goal-line clearances. All of it! The exact podcast you need for the match that had literally everything. Someone get Mike a cigarette and some anxiety medication. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
42:59
March 16, 2021
Who Replaces Messi and Ronaldo? North London Derby Preview!
Mike and Laurent review the mid-week Champions League and Europa League results, and wonder who will take up the Messi-Ronaldo mantle when they're gone? Also: It's North London Derby week! Spurs travel across town to take on Arsenal as they try to continue their ascension up the table into the Champions League places Manchester United give up a crucial away goal at the death to Milan, and look ahead to a top-four clash with West Ham Joba Chamberlain (yes, the former baseball player) gets a shout-out, but it's probably not one he'll appreciate. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
27:38
March 12, 2021
Klopp Out? Gerrard...In?!
Mike and Laurent discuss the job Steven Gerrard has done at Rangers, and question why there hasn't been ANY criticism of Jurgen Klopp after losing six straight matches at home. We also discuss: United smash and grab the Manchester Derby yet again! Gareth Bale and Tottenham in full flight Is Christian Pulisic a bust at Chelsea? #kloppout #gerrardin EPISODE Five-Oh! Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
36:54
March 9, 2021
There's Only One Team In England
Mike and Laurent go in-depth on Tottenham's tactics in today's cagey 1-0 win over Fulham, discuss Chelsea's resurgence under Thomas Tuchel and look ahead to this weekend's Manchester derby...even if it doesn't really matter at this point. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
30:32
March 5, 2021
Get It Together, Brighton!
Laurent and Mike revel in the ridiculousness that is Brighton and Hove Albion. They're so good, and yet they can't score to save their lives. We also recap the weekend's action and look ahead to more midweek games! Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
29:11
March 2, 2021
Arsenal's Store-Brand Ajax Moment! Mid-Week European Review
In this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time podcast, we discuss the results of the mid-week Champions League and Europa League matches and look ahead to matchweek 26 in the Premier League, including Chelsea-Manchester United. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
29:14
February 26, 2021
West Ham? WEST HAM!
We try to tell the difference between Liverpool and Spurs at the moment, figure out if Chelsea is in fact for real, and begrudgingly commend current Champions League spot holders... West Ham United? Plus: Fulham in a fight for the lives and pulling Newcastle in. The deep and unbridled Brighton and Hove Albion that Laurent can't quite And the rest of the Premier League roundup. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
42:24
February 23, 2021
Five reasons you watch Manchester United (and the 3 reasons you don't) Narrative in the Premier League
Laurent flies solo and discusses narrative in the Premier League. Why it seems so narrow? Why there is so little access and what sources there are. Also: West Ham are the greatest team in the world! Manchester City v Spurs is an expected dud. Manchester United do not show up v West Brom. Liverpool continue their slide. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
18:48
February 16, 2021
El Douchico Part 2 Preview! Could Pep Kill Mourinho?
Mike and Laurent gear up for the second El Douchico of the season as a reeling Tottenham travel to face white hot Manchester City. Does a blowout get Mourinho sacked? Also: Can Leicester cement their status as a top four contender with a wobbly Liverpool coming to town? FA Cup review - Everton knock out Spurs in a wacky 5-4 affair Which Manchester United will show up at West Brom? Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
39:32
February 12, 2021
Liverpool v Manchester City review: The Age of Foden is Upon Us!
Mike is back and has concerns about accountability with referees. Manchester City break an 18-year drought and win at Anfield 1-4 ruining Liverpool's title defense. Manchester United play awesome and draw (rather than playing like shit and getting the win) Also: Would more transparency with referee decisions reduce fan backlash and overreactions? Stop telling us who bottled what. Why can't we just talk about the top four race? Newcastle get Saint Maximin back and suddenly look dangerous! Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
45:18
February 9, 2021
It happens again - Manchester United win 9-0. Liverpool breached by Seagulls. Manchester City v Liverpool preview
Laurent flies solo after Mike puts his hand in a wood chipper. Liverpool are collapsing and Ralph Hasenhüttl has to pick his team up off the deck AGAIN after a 9-0 drubbing Also: David Luiz does his bi-annual red card and penalty double dooming Arsenal. Mourinho in doom mode. Chelsea in the happy hands of a German Liverpool v Manchester City is a must win for the Reds and the Top 4 is on the line Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
16:27
February 5, 2021
A Couple of Duds. The Transfer Deadline and Arsenal vs Manchester United. Regulation battle over?
Mike still recovering his soul. We talk the transfer deadline. The narrative flips, the transfer deadline and #Oleout with another loss going to come back? Also: Liverpool are back, gone and back again? Where they ever really gone Battles of Claret and Blue. Can there only be one? Transfer deadline: Bargain basements and the clear-out of deadweight The relegation battle might be over before it begins. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
36:29
February 2, 2021
Liverpool Break Mike, City Top Table With Statement Win
Mike sounds off on a joyless, hapless Tottenham getting put to the sword by a clinical Liverpool and considers how one might fit Jose Mourinho into a wood chipper. Also: Is Ole Gunnar Solsjaer a good manager? One week it's yes, one week it's no! Make up your minds, media narrative gods! It's #BellLetsTalk Day in Canada and Mike thinks that should matter everywhere. Raise awareness and money for mental health initiatives! West Ham are currently in a Champions League place. Yes, you read that correctly. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
46:29
January 29, 2021
Chelsea Sack Fat Frank! FA Cup Review, Tottenham-Liverpool Preview
We say farewell to Frank Lampard, who was sacked by Chelsea this morning, review the FA Cup Fourth Round action and prepare for Tottenham-Liverpool on Thursday. Listening on *Apple Podcasts* ( https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/squeaky-bum-time-an-english-premier-league-podcast/id1531367675 ) ? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
31:58
January 26, 2021
Fortress Anfield Breached Liverpool lose to Burnley. Manchester City top of the league. United now Pogba's team plus Leicester have a chance.
In Episode #80 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent recap a short, but wild week in the Premier League! Teams are reaching the halfway point... is it going to be a race to 80 points for the title?! Burnley hand Liverpool their first loss at home since the War of 1812! Man City go top (briefly) with an impressive, albeit controversial, win over Aston Villa! Paul Pogba is back for Manchester United and it is a problem for everyone else. Listening on Apple Podcasts? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
37:55
January 22, 2021
Premier League half season review. And the status of every team and what they need to do.
After a week off, we're back with a new show format! In Episode #79 of the Crap Football Crap Pundit, we take you through the ENTIRE table, top-to-bottom, and discuss the storylines attached to each club. * Manchester United and Liverpool play to a brutally boring 0-0 draw as United stay top of the league * But not for long? Here comes Manchester City and boy, do they look, well, like Manchester City. * Why do all analysts kind of suck at their jobs? Danny Higginbotham improves NBC's coverage dramatically, but how is the the only competent analyst out there? Listening on *Apple Podcasts* ( https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/squeaky-bum-time-an-english-premier-league-podcast/id1531367675 ) ? Give us a 5-star review and leave a question in the comments! We'll answer it in our next episode! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
46:00
January 19, 2021
FA Cup 3rd Round review and a SPECIAL GUEST!!!
In Episode #78 of the Crap Football Crap Pundit Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss the merits of the FA Cup's third round, if the "Magic of the Cup" is a real thing, and then preview the next few days' worth of Premier League action. Come for the football discussion, stay for the cameo appearance by Laurent's daughter Aveline! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
27:25
January 17, 2021
Carabao Cup Clash Review. Mourinho and Pep Square off. Cup history and the Fa Cup 3rd round preview
In this episode Laurent flies solo to discuss all things Cup in England. History, his love of them and to review: Spurs verses Brentford. Manchester United verses Manchester City Then we go on and chat about FA Cup history what it means, and why it's important before we go through the highlight fixtures. Marine verses Spurs Aston Villa verses Liverpool Manchester City verses Birmingham City And the rest of the 3rd round. ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
20:01
January 8, 2021
Liverpool slipping. Manchester United Rising, Manchester City Lurking and the rest of the Premier League Round 17 round up.
Liverpool sputtering verses Southampton United making a statement verse Aston Villa Manchester City reclaiming their credentials verses a dying Chelsea. Arsenal winning 3 on the bounce  Spurs out classing Leeds Plus a massive discussion on the nature of football and it's light and darkness. The idea of playing well and losing verses playing shit at winning... Football as philosophy.   And the rest of the Premier League football round up. -------------------------------------  Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
43:04
January 5, 2021
Premier league Matchweek 17 Preview - New Years Fixtures, Man United verses Aston Villa, Tottenham Hotspur vs. Leeds
Reviews and previews of the Premier League matches coming and going! REVIEWS Liverpool drop point AGAIN! Chelsea sputtering verses ascendent Villa Arsenal winning two in a row. Crisis over?  United lucky again! Title Contenders? Leeds smash Big Sam COVID match cancellations and CRISIS! PREVIEWS Chelsea verses Manchester City! - loser leaves town! Manchester City verses Aston Villa - in-form teams battle. Ole driving his team to trophies? Liverpool need to right the ship verses their farm team Southampton. Are they just window shopping? ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
17:18
January 1, 2021
Premier League Boxing Day Fixture Review - Arteta IN! Lampard OUT! Boring City and does anyone want to win this league?
Overall - no one wants to win this league. Leagues drawing, dropping points. Covid is hitting pretty bad in England. Not sure what is going to happen in the next few days. Of the top 11 teams, only 2 wins.... Everton and City and they had their game postponed. Hard to get a gauge when teams have played between 14-16 games. It's very tight and the standings are fluid. Two weeks ago, Spurs were flying. Now they are down. Two weeks ago Chelsea where flying. Now they are down. Arteta was getting fired... Beat Chelsea... he's now safe.  Ole out was a real thing after the UCL loss to Leipzig... now they are challengers for the title. Liverpool are hanging tough.... but drew to West Brom... City are holding serve... but have to play in a shit way. It's just a weird season. ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
44:01
December 29, 2020
Poch in at PSG. Plus we preview the big Boxing Day fixture list of the Premier League. And Arteta's loser leaves town match Arsenal v Chelsea.
An EARLY release on Christmas eve! We pod on the meaning of Pochettino to Paris Saint Germaine. We check in on the meaning of the Carabao Cup and review the Semifinal match ups. We check in on Mikes feelings of winning and souring on Mourinho? And lastly we preview the big match week of Boxing day. ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
33:52
December 24, 2020
Liverpool put the hammer down. Manchester United batter Leeds. Arsenal and Manchester City need Football Cialis and the rest of the Premier League reviews
Mike has an opener on narrative... Spurs going to win one week, Ole out to Spurs, spur-sing to United challenging for the league. United 6-2 Leeds Insane game... Leeds what can we say? Fun times. Best United performance of the year, could have scored 10 easily. Not sure what the hell happened with Leeds here. Lots of great wide open goals. Like I said... some days Leeds will get lit up. But Leeds had a chance at 5 themselves. Insane football.. Palace 0:7 Liverpool. Liverpool putting their foot down. Through all the adversity they are clearing the best team in the league. They have the finishers that none of the other teams have. Mane, Firmino and Salah go for 5 with Minamino and Henderson chipping in. We thought defense would be an issue but Fabinho has stepped in and taken his place. Great team. They are up 4 points. Southampton 0:1 Man City. The new Man City are not the old Man City. Everton 2:1 Arsenal. How hum more of the same. Arsenal didn't have much. And the rest of the Premier League round up.... ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
44:15
December 22, 2020
Premier League Matchweek 13 reactions. Spurs Liverpool takes. Did the best team win? Are we stuck with crap football? City and Arsenal terrible.
Liverpool 2-1 Tottenham... This one is for Mike to cover.... I thought Spurs were great. I thought Aurier was great. I thought Spurs could have won but Liverpool did. Happens. Draw was fair, Win was deserved. Liverpool are fucking good and I hate them for it. Sheffield United 2-3 Manchester United. Henderson gets his first start and shits the bed giving up a goal early. United scored good goals. And won. Rashford, Martial get off the mark and Pogba does it will. Just have those moments - because they are talented, but still don't control games. They did what they were supposed to do. Sheffield are a disaster and they are fucked. They have 1 point and fought for their goals. Wolves 2-1 Chelsea Tepid performance from Chelsea, losing two on the bounce. Got hit on the counter. Went up via Giroud, but then huffed and puffed. Wolves as they do, grow into the game. Podence with the first then Neto at the death as Chelsea were pushing.... Sometimes you have to take your point and know its not your day. Its a marker showing Chelsea aren't ready mentality wise. Big for Wolves... Playing a different way hoping for Jimenez to return. Man City 1-1 West Brom What the actual fuck. More boring City unable to create anything. Had decent chances I suppose and were up a goal. Looked like they might see it out, but then gave up a scruffy goal.... Huffed and puffed and West Brom were up to the challenge. City dropping points to West Brom is bad, but the performance and the problems with finishing reared their head again... City could have won late with 2 point blank shots that he keeper saved... two more points DROPPED but unbeaten. Arsenal 1-1 Southampton Arsenal very poor again. Walcott scored early on a turn over and a lovely chip over Leno. Southampton looked like the slick passing outfit and Arsenal of old. Auba got off the mark due to the work of Saka who was the only player fighting. Gabrial sent off with two quick yellows in the middle of the second half. Rest of the game was full of defensive fight. But Arsenal are still winless in 5 at the Emirates... the wolves at bay for now... but its not great at Arsenal. And more! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
43:13
December 18, 2020
Manchester Derby Dud! Champions League Draw, Tottenham-Liverpool Kick Off Festive Period!
we discuss a weekend where Manchester United, Manchester City, Tottenham, Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea ALL drop points! Also: Negative football seems like it's here to stay. We discuss why that might be the case. Champions League draw reaction! All three English teams get tough draws! Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang finally gets his first goal from open play...in his own net! Arsenal fall to Burnley! Tottenham and Liverpool both draw on the road, setting up a tantalizing matchup at Anfield on Wednesday evening ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
32:24
December 15, 2020
Episode #27 - Racism in Paris? Are We Sure? Champions League Review and Manchester Derby preview!
In Episode #27 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, we recap the final day of Champions League group stage action and look ahead to Saturday's Manchester Derby. Close, but not enough! United's latest comeback bid falls short, and they're OUT of the Champions League! What the hell happened in Paris, and was it *actually* a racist incident, or a big misunderstanding in an already hotly contested match? Madrid turn on the afterburners to top Group B, and Inter finishes last in the group! Man City look ready to crush Man United and make Ole's seat a little hotter... but will they? Follow us on Twitter (https://www.twitter.com/squeakybum_pod/ (@SqueakyBum_Pod)), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/squeakybumtimepod/ (@SqueakyBumTimePod)) and Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/squeakybumtimepodcast (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast)) to stay up to date! https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/epl/ (#epl) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/harrykane/ (#harrykane) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/championsleague/ (#championsleague) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/sonheungmin/ (#sonheungmin) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/heungminson/ (#heungminson) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/tottenham/ (#tottenham) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/squeakybumtime/ (#squeakybumtime) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/fpl/ (#fpl) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/premierleague/ (#premierleague) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/soccer/ (#soccer) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/football/ (#football) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/var/ (#var) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/fantasyfootball/ (#fantasyfootball) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/englishpremierleague/ (#englishpremierleague) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/chelseafc/ (#chelseafc) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/mancity/ (#mancity) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/manunited/ (#manunited) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/arsenal/ (#arsenal) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/liverpoolfc/ (#liverpoolfc) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/podcast/ (#podcast) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/saintsfc/ (#saintsfc) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/lcfc/ (#lcfc) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/josemourinho/ (#josemourinho) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/manchestercityfc/ (#manchestercityfc) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/jamievardy/ (#jamievardy) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/vardy/ (#vardy) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/pep/ (#pep) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/virgilvandijk/ (#virgilvandijk) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/raheemsterling/ (#raheemsterling) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/intermilan/ (#intermilan) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/englishpremierleague/ (#englishpremierleague) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/aftv/ (#aftv) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/liverpool/ (#liverpool) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/garethbale/ (#garethbale) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/ynwa/ (#YNWA) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/klopp/ (#klopp) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/northlondonderby/ (#northlondonderby) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/manchesterderby/ (#manchesterderby) https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/ucl/ (#ucl) Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/support (https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/support)
45:52
December 11, 2020
Manchester United in for a tough week. Inter Milan and it's Conte problem. Champions League round up and Matchweek 12 Premier League Preview.
#manchesterderby#ucl In Episode #69 of the CFCP Podcast, we recap the final day of Champions League group stage action and look ahead to Saturday's Manchester Derby. Close, but not enough! United's latest comeback bid falls short, and they're OUT of the Champions League! What the hell happened in Paris, and was it *actually* a racist incident, or a big misunderstanding in an already hotly contested match? Madrid turn on the afterburners to top Group B, and Inter finishes last in the group! Man City look ready to crush Man United and make Ole's seat a little hotter... but will they?   Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #championsleague #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #saintsfc #lcfc #josemourinho #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #virgilvandijk #raheemsterling #intermilan #englishpremierleague #aftv #liverpool #garethbale #YNWA #klopp #northlondonderby
45:48
December 11, 2020
Fans in the Stands for Jose's North London Derby Masterclass.Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal review.
In Episode #68 of the Podcast, the guys discuss Tottenham's dominant 2-0 victory over Arsenal in the North London Derby, discuss the beautiful schadenfreude of watching AFTV and review the rest of the weekend's action. Bruno saves the day again for Manchester United! And now Paul Pogba wants out? What's going on? All of a sudden, Manchester City are in fifth place with a game in hand, folks... Fans are back in the stands, how sweet it is! Wolves get put to the sword by Liverpool at Anfield. Should we be worried about them? Southampton-Brighton, yet another great game ruined by VAR!   Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #championsleague #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #saintsfc #lcfc #josemourinho #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #virgilvandijk #raheemsterling #intermilan #englishpremierleague #aftv #liverpool #garethbale #YNWA #klopp #northlondonderby
46:33
December 11, 2020
UEFA Champions League Chaos and a North London Derby Preview and the rest of the Premier League for week 11
In Episode #67 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, the guys discuss the Champions League Group Stage landscape with one matchday remaining, and look ahead to this weekend's North London Derby between Tottenham and Arsenal. Real Madrid and Inter Milan currently sit third and fourth respectively in Group B. Will either survive to the knockout round? Manchester United, PSG and RB Leipzig all are stuck on nine points. Three enter matchday six, only two leave! Tottenham blow two late leads to draw in Austria in the Europa League and spend a lot of energy doing it. Will it affect their performance on Sunday? Wolves travel to Anfield, can they channel their inner Mongolian and be the first to take down Liverpool at home? Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #championsleague #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #sergioaguero #lcfc #leicestercity #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #virgilvandijk #raheemsterling #intermilan #englishpremierleague #realmadrid #liverpool #garethbale #YNWA #klopp #northlondonderby
51:27
December 4, 2020
#66 Premier League match week 10 review and Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur thoughts. Champions League action recap.
In episode 66, Laurent flies solo again and laments the scourge that is VAR. The tyranny continues. Break down of: Chelsea v Tottenham Brighton V Liverpool Manchester City v Burnley Southampton v Manchester United and the rest of the weeks matchups... oh and Arsenal being terrible. ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
27:27
December 2, 2020
#65 Ode to Maradona Great but no Messi or Ronaldo Champions League Review Premier League preview Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur
In this episode Mike is out so Laurent gives his hot takes on the great and powerful Diego Armando Maradona. A myth, and legend in life and death, but not the greatest of all time. We go through were we are in the Champions League and the latest failure of Antonio Conte with Inter Milan. Lastly,  we go through the full Premier League slate and run down for Match week 10. The big match in London and we'll find out if Spurs are going to WIN THE LEAGUE!!! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #championsleague #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #sergioaguero #lcfc #leicestercity #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #virgilvandijk #raheemsterling #alwayssunny #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #garethbale #YNWA #klopp #USMNT
30:15
November 27, 2020
#64 Premier League Review - Tottenham v City - Mourinho bests Guardiola Liverpool dominant Arsenal pathetic Chelsea romp. CFCP productions.
In Episode 64 of the CFCP podcast, we break down Tottenham's 2-0 victory over Manchester City in this season's first iteration of El Douchico! Other games we discuss: Liverpool with maybe the most dominant effort in the Jurgen Klopp era, absolutely manhandle Leicester City 3-0. Incredible performance given the amount of injuries they're fighting! Arsenal are lucky to escape Leeds with a 0-0 draw after getting battered. They seem to only have gotten worse over the international break Aston Villa and Brighton play the most fun end-to-end game of the weekend! Manchester United once again saved by a penalty at The Hawthorns in a 1-0 win over West Brom.  Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #championsleague #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #sergioaguero #lcfc #leicestercity #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #virgilvandijk #raheemsterling #alwayssunny #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #garethbale #YNWA #klopp #USMNT
51:07
November 24, 2020
Rapid Reaction: El Douchico! Manchester City fan rapid reaction and ANGER
There is a new typical City and it's the typical Pep City. Possession, shots, control, no end product. But this was worse than that. This time it was an illusion of control. Spurs controlled this game WITHOUT the ball. It was a clash in philosophy and a clash in desire. Spurs stronger, physical and a unit. City weak, tepid, scared and without any spark. Pep has been resigned for 2 years but can City stand 2 more years of this type of football without something improving? Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #championsleague #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #sergioaguero #lcfc #leicestercity #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #virgilvandijk #raheemsterling #alwayssunny #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #garethbale #YNWA #klopp #USMNT Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/support
08:56
November 22, 2020
Rapid response - Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester City. More CRAP from City.
There is a new typical City and it's the typical Pep City. Possession, shots, control, no end product. But this was worse than that. This time it was an illusion of control. Spurs controlled this game WITHOUT the ball. It was a clash in philosophy and a clash in desire. Spurs stronger, physical and a unit. City weak, tepid, scared and without any spark. Pep has been resigned for 2 years but can City stand 2 more years of this type of football without something improving? -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery Mauricio Pochettino liverpool manchester united chelsea arsenal tottenham spurs hotspur epl efl championship sky sports efl league cup vanarama national league fa cup football soccer champions league UEFA europa league *** SUBSCRIBE https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines *** *** INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
08:55
November 21, 2020
#63 El Douchico! Tottenham-Manchester City Preview! Matchweek 9 Premier League preview Liverpool-Leicester
In Episode 21 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, we preview the biggest game of the week--at least to us--as Mike's Tottenham Hotspur take on Laurent's Manchester City in the twice-annual fixture known as "El Douchicho!" We break down why both of us feel impending doom about this match, and discuss some potential lineup decisions that await Pep Guardiola and Jose Mourinho ahead of this weekend's kickoff. Also discussed in this episode: Liverpool take on Leicester City in another massive six-pointer, but without the entirety of their starting back line. Can they hold Jamie Vardy and the Foxes at bay? Arsenal take on Leeds in a match that could go either way. Both teams entered the international break on poor form, but will either emerge from it with enough quality to take three points? Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #championsleague #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #sergioaguero #lcfc #leicestercity #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #virgilvandijk #raheemsterling #alwayssunny #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #garethbale #YNWA #klopp #USMNT
48:38
November 20, 2020
#62 Mike and Laurent find something to talk about: Jurgen Klopp's Deal With the Devil and Wrexham AFC: The Gang Buys a Team
In Episode #20 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike delves into the story behind all of Liverpool's sudden troubles after all that success, how Jurgen Klopp made a deal with the devil a few years back. You won't want to miss this one! Other storylines: Laurent discusses how the teams in the WSL have absorbed the narratives of their male counterparts. Arsenal, Spurs blowing leads, and Tobin Heath talking shit! The guys go deep on the history of Wrexham AFC, the team purchased by Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhinney. Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ---- -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery Mauricio Pochettino liverpool manchester united chelsea arsenal tottenham spurs hotspur epl efl championship sky sports efl league cup vanarama national league fa cup football soccer champions league UEFA europa league *** SUBSCRIBE https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines *** *** INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ *
33:40
November 17, 2020
#61 International Break. An Ode to Southampton FC, USMNT Finally Back in Action - Squeaky Bum Time CFCP Production
#southamptonfc #ussoccer #bundesliga In Episode #19 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent do a deep dive on what's made Southampton so good to begin the year and how cool Ralph Hassenhutl's "pirates" comment was.  Other topics discussed: USMNT play their first game in eight months, with hardly any MLS guys! What a twist! Has Germany saved US Soccer from total capitulation after missing the 2018 World Cup? Comparing VAR and the Premier League to the French Revolution Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ---- -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery Mauricio Pochettino liverpool manchester united chelsea arsenal tottenham spurs hotspur epl efl championship sky sports efl league cup vanarama national league fa cup football soccer champions league UEFA europa league *** SUBSCRIBE https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines *** *** INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
43:36
November 13, 2020
Rapid response - The REIGN OF TERROR of VAR continues.
The TERROR of VAR rapid reaction. It's 5 minutes listen to it. Subscribe to the podcast for more TAKES!!! ------------------------------------ Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup #championsleague #harrykane #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #newcastle #lcfc #leicestercity #leicestercityfc #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #pepguardiola #pepout #guardiolaout #ucl #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #klopp #afcrichmond #newcastle #lcfc #uswnt #womenssuperleague #womenssports #alexmorgan #schadenfreude #eriklamela #olegunnarsolsjar #josemourinho #manchesterunited #tottenhamhotspur #sergeaurier #jackgrealish #astonvilla #yankees #aaronboone #redsox --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/support -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you. I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS: premier league mcfc pep pep guardiola jurgen klopp unai emery Mauricio Pochettino liverpool manchester united chelsea arsenal tottenham spurs hotspur epl efl championship sky sports efl league cup vanarama national league fa cup football soccer champions league UEFA europa league *** SUBSCRIBE https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines *** *** INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
05:40
November 10, 2020
#60 The Reign of Terror that is Premier League VAR. Manchester City v Liverpool. Manchester United v Everton and Arsenal blasted again.
Episode 60 - Laurent flies solo and covers the entire matchweek 8 fixtures. Robispierrre, The Reign of Terror and VAR. The BIG one. Liverpool v Manchester City.  Arsenal struggles vs Aston Villa. Leicester City going top v Wolves. Tottenham Hotspur grinding out a 1-nil v West Brom and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer his 9 lives and Manchester United defeating Everton. Plus the rest of the weeks matches heading into the international break. ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
29:41
November 10, 2020
#59 UEFA Champions League review with more Ole Out Plus previewing the Upcoming Manchester City-Liverpool Clash
In Episode 17 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent look ahead to one of the biggest games of the year, Manchester City playing host to Liverpool. Laurent goes into how he thinks City will line up, and is concerned they won't change their style enough to hit a wounded Liverpool where they're weak. Also, the guys once again discuss the latest chapter in the failing marriage between Manchester United and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer after their head-scratching defeat in the Champions League and look ahead to their weekend matchup against Everton. Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! ------------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
52:06
November 6, 2020
#58 Premier League Review of Matchweek 7 - VAR hate Manchester United fatigue. Arsenal liftoff, Liverpool heroics and Manchester City steel. Oh and Spurs stuff.
In Episode 58 Laurent goes off about what we're supposed to gain from the introduction of VAR in all of these key moments. Mike shouts out more unfair treatment of his main man Harry Kane from the English media, and tells the story of his experience watching Gareth Bale finally find the net again for Tottenham. Then, the rest of the games: Arteta outcoaches Ole as Arsenal take the points at Old Trafford Is Diogo Jota the next deadly weapon in Liverpool's attack? James Ward-Prowse is a magician, leading Southampton to victory with two dazzling free kick goals and an assist Jamie Vardy has a party against Leeds Chelsea manhandle Burnley, who might be in danger of the drop Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #championsleague #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #newcastle #lcfc #leicestercity #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #virgilvandijk #marcusrashford #guardiolaout #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #diogojota #leomessi #cristianoronaldo #ronaldo
47:12
November 3, 2020
#57 Champions League Round up. Narrative is weird without context. And Match Week 7 Premiers of Manchester United v Arsenal.
Champions league Real Madrid terrible vs Gladbach. Thuram was fantastic. But fight back for the draw. Its a pulling back from catastrophe vs. a decent result. Won the classico but... yesh. Barcelona. A new vintage. Could it be that getting rid of Bartomeo makes all the difference? Seems Messi won the power struggle and will likely not leave. They still have a problem in defense. No way Pique, or Busquets should still be playing. But youth is coming thru. We'll see. Easy for Bayern. 2-1 v lokomotiv. They are the best team in Europe and no one is close right now. City with an easy time. Still labored but KDB got it done. Torres played at Centre forward and scored. Dominant but an easy game... New partnership at CB forming with Dias and Laporte. Chelsea v Krasnodar... easy peasy. Pulisic scored.. Nice easy game Mendy good again. More clean sheets in 5 games than Kepa had in 2 years. Manchester United 5-Leipzig. Another really good result for United. Have to give credit. The counter attack works for them and they should just play that way all the time. Tight game for most of it. Scored 4 goals after the 78th minute. Fernandes came in and opened everything up Strong defense vs. a hipster team, with a hipster coach. Liverpool easy win 2-0 vs Midtjylland Jota scores 10,000th liverpool goal. More heroic liverpool now have lost Fabinho as well. Week 7 premier league: United v Arsenal. United back in form, Arsenal coming of decent Europa league. This will be another test and will be interesting to see how United play it. If they are smart they will sit deep and let Arsenal have the ball like Leicester did. Leeds Leicester Just two smart managers with fun teams. Could be goals. Leeds are must watch. Liverpool West Ham. Wouldn't have listed this game a month ago, but West Ham are flying and tough, with HEROIC liverpool fight against all odds, with the world against them (Scouse scum narrative) Sheffield v City Listed just because City needs a performance and to show consistency. Sheffield played better verse liverpool but are not in the class of City. Burnley v Chelsea Burnley are the measuring stick of toughness. If they played the way they did v Spurs, Chelsea could be in trouble. Chelsea need to our play them and score early before Burnley beats and kicks them. Spurs v Brighton Off a bad Europa league result, spurs have their hands full with the tricky Brighton. Brighton create chances. If they can finish, Spurs could have fight on their hands. Son Kane entering legendary status. Villa Southampton. Just a fun game that I wanted to call out. The rest of the weeks games. Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup #championsleague #harrykane #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #newcastle #lcfc #leicestercity #leicestercityfc #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #pepguardiola #pepout #guardiolaout #ucl #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #klopp #afcrichmond #newcastle #lcfc #uswnt #womenssuperleague #womenssports #alexmorgan #schadenfreude #eriklamela #olegunnarsolsjar #josemourinho #manchesterunited #tottenhamhotspur #sergeaurier #jackgrealish #astonvilla #yankees #aaronboone #redsox --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/support -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have ac
44:09
October 30, 2020
#56 Mike is back! Manchester United v Chelsea dud. Heroic Liverpool survive. Manchester City drift in a draw and Vardy does Arsenal AGAIN - Squeaky Bum Time Podcast a CFCP Prod
Run down - Preamble Champions League recap and the weirdness of COVID-19 Football. And players are human! Manchester United 0-0 Chelsea. Both teams in their own minor crisis. Both focusing on defense. West Ham 1-1 Manchester City. Typical City is getting redefined as an insipid performance where we City have the ball forever... Liverpool 2-1 Sheffield United. Narrative is driving me nuts. Liverpool match was treated as heroic. For fucks sake. Arsenal 0-1 Leicester. Gunners huffed and puffed but couldn't break a resolute Foxes who had Vardy on the bench. Weirdly Auba was on the wrong side? Burnley 0-1 Tottenham Hotspur. Looked like a shithouse masterclass from Burnley, they were winning the longball battle and picking up second balls. Southampton 2-0 Everton. The Hasenhuttl heads were all over this. Big performance from the Saints and Everton missed Richarlison. Aston Villa 0-3 Leeds United Leeds DOMINANT. Bamford the story. Had two clear cut chances. Leeds fans moan... same old Bamford. Fulham 1-2 Crystal Palace. Fulham are bad and are going down. This was a Zaha game, scored 2 more goals. Wolverhampton Wolves 1-1 Newcastle United Ugh. Do I have to? Bad draw for Wolves. Brighton and Hove Albion 1-1 West Bromwich Albion These are games the Seagulls HAVE TO HAVE. Great in the first half, then vanished. Bilic will be gutted he couldn't get the 3 points... Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup #championsleague #harrykane #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #newcastle #lcfc #leicestercity #leicestercityfc #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #pepguardiola #pepout #guardiolaout #ucl #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #klopp #afcrichmond #newcastle #lcfc #uswnt #womenssuperleague #womenssports #alexmorgan #schadenfreude #eriklamela #olegunnarsolsjar #josemourinho #manchesterunited #tottenhamhotspur #sergeaurier #jackgrealish #astonvilla #yankees #aaronboone #redsox --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/support -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
44:57
October 27, 2020
#55 One-man pod giving a quick run down on the Champions League and question the European Premier League - Squeaky Bum Time Podcast a CFCP Prod
Run down - One-man pod giving a quick run down on the Champions League and question the European Premier League Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup #championsleague #harrykane #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #newcastle #lcfc #leicestercity #leicestercityfc #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #pepguardiola #pepout #guardiolaout #ucl #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #klopp #afcrichmond #newcastle #lcfc #uswnt #womenssuperleague #womenssports #alexmorgan #schadenfreude #eriklamela #olegunnarsolsjar #josemourinho #manchesterunited #tottenhamhotspur #sergeaurier #jackgrealish #astonvilla #yankees #aaronboone #redsox --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/support -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
12:15
October 23, 2020
#54 Squeaky Bum Time Podcast a CFCP Prod - We review Spurs West Ham madness. Debug Liverpool exceptionalism and praise Aston Villa.... TOP OF THE LEAGUE
Rundown. Spurs -West Ham.Best half of the Mourinho era. Clearing something building. Respect to West Ham for kicking on.  Everton - Liverpool.Liverpool really good and should have won. Good draw for Everton. Pickford should have been sent off, but the hysteria of him having to be out as long as Van Dyk is absurd. Chelsea  - Southampton.Chelsea still a mess in defense. Lampard is play acting as a coach. Kepa still a disaster. Manchester City - Arsenal.Drab from the outside but steely for the deep City fans. Very satisfying win. Win win for both.  Newcastle - Man U.They were not great. But got it done. Newcastle didn't put up much fight. Score flatters United.  Palace - Brighton. What the actual fuck does Brighton have to do? Dominant performance only got a draw. Aston Villa Leicester. Up the VILLANS!!! Game completely even. Leicester with lots of injuries so take it with a grain. Not a lot of difference. Grealish pulling strings again. Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup #championsleague #harrykane #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #newcastle #lcfc #leicestercity #leicestercityfc #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #pepguardiola #pepout #guardiolaout #ucl #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #klopp #afcrichmond #newcastle #lcfc #uswnt #womenssuperleague #womenssports #alexmorgan #schadenfreude #eriklamela #olegunnarsolsjar #josemourinho #manchesterunited #tottenhamhotspur #sergeaurier #jackgrealish #astonvilla #yankees #aaronboone #redsox --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/support -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
43:21
October 20, 2020
#53 Squeaky Bum Time Podcast a CFCP Prod - Mike and Laurent talk to our First guest Jesse Marsh, a writer from the Athletic. We preview MASSIVE games
Here is the rundown. I defend Harry Maguire We talk to Jesse Marsh of The Athletic about his beloved West Ham and do a deep dive on where the Irons are going. Tottenham-West Ham Everton-Liverpool Man City-Arsenal Leicester-Aston Villa - the giant killers! Leeds-Wolves Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup #championsleague #harrykane #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #newcastle #lcfc #leicestercity #leicestercityfc #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #pepguardiola #pepout #guardiolaout #ucl #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #klopp #afcrichmond #newcastle #lcfc #uswnt #womenssuperleague #womenssports #alexmorgan #schadenfreude #eriklamela #olegunnarsolsjar #josemourinho #manchesterunited #tottenhamhotspur #sergeaurier #jackgrealish #astonvilla #yankees #aaronboone #redsox --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/support -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
59:10
October 16, 2020
#52 Squeaky Bum Time Podcast a CFCP Prod - Mike and Laurent talk our first negative review, sport cancel culture and the proposed premier league changes.
We get our amazing first negative review. Read it on the air and BEG our new friend to please join us on the air! Mike relays the seeds of sport cancel culture in his time as an American Outlaw. Then we take a deep dive into "Project Big Picture"  "Project Big Picture" Key Points ► Premier League reduced to 18 teams ► Bottom 2 PL teams relegated; top 2 Championship teams promot« ► 3rd, 4th & 5th-place Championship teams compete in playoff tournament with 16th-place Premier League team ► League Cup & Community Shield eliminated ► Controlling power given to 9 clubs in league the longest ► Premier League would give 25% of annual revenue to EFL clubs ► Premier League would give £250M to EFL & £100M to FA Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup #championsleague #harrykane #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #newcastle #lcfc #leicestercity #leicestercityfc #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #pepguardiola #pepout #guardiolaout #ucl #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #klopp #afcrichmond #newcastle #lcfc #uswnt #womenssuperleague #womenssports #alexmorgan #schadenfreude #eriklamela #olegunnarsolsjar #josemourinho #manchesterunited #tottenhamhotspur #sergeaurier #jackgrealish #astonvilla #yankees #aaronboone #redsox --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/support -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
37:17
October 13, 2020
Rapid response - Premier League Big Picture plan reaction.
Project big picture Of course it's a power grab. The disparity between teams is so huge and the investments so huge, its in the best interest of the big teams to do this. Why would they risk their necks to help other clubs? This is what happens when the power is not centralized in the premier league and is in the clubs. If you want some sort of altruistic one for all type shit, then the FA and Football league need to step up and create value. ------------------------------------ Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup #championsleague #harrykane #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #newcastle #lcfc #leicestercity #leicestercityfc #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #pepguardiola #pepout #guardiolaout #ucl #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #klopp #afcrichmond #newcastle #lcfc #uswnt #womenssuperleague #womenssports #alexmorgan #schadenfreude #eriklamela #olegunnarsolsjar #josemourinho #manchesterunited #tottenhamhotspur #sergeaurier #jackgrealish #astonvilla #yankees #aaronboone #redsox --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/support -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
09:24
October 12, 2020
#51 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent talk sport TV. The evil of the international break. And winners and losers from the transfer deadline.
Podcast rundown and notes. EPL pay per view why not just have a fucking sunday ticket?! I thought peacock - nbc sports gold $5/month and B/R live for champions league - $3 per match 15 pounds PER MATCH?! are you crazy?! 19-1 decision by premier league clubs Transfer window discussion Winners Spurs - Hojberg, Bale, Reguilon Chelsea - the Hazard money gets Havertz and Werner Everton - James Rodriguez, Allan, Doucoure Aston Villa - Emi Martinez, Ross Barkley, Ollie Watkins Losers: Southampton - Hojberg is gonna be hard to replace, KWP stinks Sheffield United - loss of Henderson, Ramsdale not nearly as good. Rhian Brewster - Callum Robinson swap deal Man United - Ighalo, Cavani? Van de Beek good, but not overwhelming. Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup #championsleague #harrykane #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #newcastle #lcfc #leicestercity #leicestercityfc #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #pepguardiola #pepout #guardiolaout #ucl #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #klopp #afcrichmond #newcastle #lcfc #uswnt #womenssuperleague #womenssports #alexmorgan #schadenfreude #eriklamela #olegunnarsolsjar #josemourinho #manchesterunited #tottenhamhotspur #sergeaurier #jackgrealish #astonvilla #yankees #aaronboone #redsox --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/support -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
44:30
October 9, 2020
#50 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent talk SCHADENFREUDE! And the biggest hump of the two biggest teams in English football. What a WEEK!
In Episode #8 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Laurent and Mike discuss how much joy they take in seeing their hated rivals lose, coming off the heels of two MASSIVE blowouts in the north of England! Liverpool become the first defending champion to give up SEVEN goals in a loss to Aston Villa Manchester United surrender six of their own at home against Tottenham Mike called it: West Ham are a problem! Everton are top of the league?! Where am I? Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) to stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup #championsleague #harrykane #sonheungmin #heungminson #tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer #football #var #fantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal #liverpoolfc #podcast #newcastle #lcfc #leicestercity #leicestercityfc #manchestercityfc #jamievardy #vardy #pep #pepguardiola #pepout #guardiolaout #ucl #englishpremierleague #everton #liverpool #klopp #afcrichmond #newcastle #lcfc #uswnt #womenssuperleague #womenssports #alexmorgan #schadenfreude #eriklamela #olegunnarsolsjar #josemourinho #manchesterunited #tottenhamhotspur #sergeaurier #jackgrealish #astonvilla #yankees #aaronboone #redsox --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/support -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
22:58
October 5, 2020
Rapid reaction to top of the league losing Liverpool Manchester United and Leicester all humped
An incredible day of football. Nothing can prepare you for the greatest schadenfreude week in Premier League history. Liverpool and United set records for goals conceded in a half to Aston Villa and Tottenham Hotspur respectively. What a time to be alive!
03:27
October 4, 2020
Politics addendum: A call for the USA to have a Parliament!
We have a one party system- and that party is money!
14:43
October 1, 2020
#49 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent talk famous in-game shits. And the rest of the Caraboa Cup
In this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike delves into a pretty ridiculous turn of events in this week's Tottenham-Chelsea match, we discuss the Champions League group stage draw and look ahead to this weekend's matches. • Carabao Cup: Arsenal beat Liverpool at Anfield? • Manchester United host Tottenham, and Mike's not feeling great about it. • Manchester City travels to Leeds--take the over! Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod) and Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) tc stay up to date! #epl #harrykane #ericdier #carabaocup Schampionsleague #harrykane #sonheungmin #heungminson Tottenham #squeakybumtime #fpl #premierleague #soccer Sfootball #var Sfantasyfootball #englishpremierleague #chelseafc #mancity #manunited #arsenal Sliverpoolfc #podcast #newcastle #lcfc #leicestercity #leicestercityfc #manchestercityfc Sjamievardy #vardy #pep Spepguardiola #pepout #guardiolaout #ucl Senglishpremierleague #everton Sliverpool Sklopp Safcrichmond #newcastle #lcfc #uswnt #womenssuperleague Swomenssports #alexmorgan — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/squeaky-bum-time-podcast/support -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
41:22
October 1, 2020
#48 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent talk City's catastrophe v Leicester and begin #PEPOUT, New manager options for City to shock Mike and more Premier League roundup.
Mike and Laurent talk City's catastrophe v Leicester and begin #PEPOUT, New manager options for City to shock Mike and more Premier League roundup. Oh, and the Nazi's show up again.... -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
45:08
September 29, 2020
#47 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent (a cricket named Yaya and Aveline) talk Ted Lasso, this weeks fixtures, Steve Jobs being Adolf Hitler and the rest of the Premier League Weekend.
 Mike and Laurent (a cricket named Yaya and Aveline) talk Ted Lasso, this weeks fixtures, Steve Jobs being Adolf Hitler and the rest of the Premier League Weekend. -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
21:14
September 25, 2020
#46 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent talk the goal explosion in week 2. City's first match verse Wolves and review Liverpool v Chelsea
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42:57
September 22, 2020
#45 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent Talk Trophy Culture in England. The Return of Gareth Bale and preview Chelsea Liverpool.
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41:15
September 18, 2020
#44 Squeaky Bum Time! CFCP - Mike and Laurent Talk Liverpool Leeds, Woman's Football... Rooting for Laundry and Gigantism.
-------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
41:14
September 15, 2020
#43 CFCP - Introducing Mike Salerno as a co-host. A summary of the 2019-2020 season. What are we doing? Where are we going!
Mike Salerno joins. Because two crap pundits are better than one. This was a hardcore football only pod. If you are looking for other hijinks it will come. We are looking to podcast often. And we'll get it going!  -------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
31:47
September 10, 2020
#42 More CoronaCraziness with a Special Guest! My SISTER. Simone Courtines guest star.
Nothing better than siblings talking on a show. We're relaxed we know each other and cover all sorts of topics. RUNNING ORDER Liverpool fucked  Ziggy stardust sportsman. Sport journalism better than actual journalism. Universal income, but no entitlements The real meaninglessness of sports comes to roost. Women's sports equal to men? Not really. Simulate games as a substitute for live. (People might gamble) Wiping your ass with Lettuce and E-coli. --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
49:15
March 16, 2020
#41 Manchester Derby, a Manchester DUD. Trump wants to be down, and fears Joe. Coronavirus mayhem and Laurent Reads Breitbart
Skip around, but definitely stay for the reading of Breitbart comments. RUNNING ORDER Manchester derby. City terrible. United quite good. SD loyal. Shit game. Good atmosphere Diet update. Carbs no bueno. Lots of energy.  Crazy Joe Biden.  Trump wants to be black CoronaCrazy and nature's smart systems of panic CoronaCrazy Economy tanking - OPEC Laurent Reads Breitbart comments --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
27:49
March 9, 2020
#40 FORTY!!! City Real, Eating decent, Love for Hanford, Bizarreness of Bramlage and Breitbart comments.
Skip around, but definitely stay for the reading of Breitbart comments. RUNNING ORDER City in Europe Meaningless of sports fandom Eating wellish me Sports breakup Giving comedy a go? Bramlage as a socialist. Breitbart comments. --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
35:21
February 29, 2020
#39 Taking topic requests - Bloomberg, Baseball and the ever popular D!&k$
No soccer but lots of other shit. Enjoy --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
24:50
February 20, 2020
#38 Manchester City receive the "Death Penalty" - banned from the UEFA Champions League for 2 years.
This is an all City all soccer pod. If you are looking for some of my other stuff... don't listen... I go into the history of City with Uefa and some of the reasons, with all the corruption in sport, City are being made an example of. --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
17:48
February 15, 2020
#37 - Something something... sports, history, world war one, Ayn Rand and other things....
I'm talking to myself in my garage... get involved.
20:20
February 11, 2020
#36 Three month break... Little Football, Liverpool recreate the Somme & I read the news from Drudge and Breitbart... oh and I read the comments
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23:21
February 4, 2020
#35 Pro/Rel takes AGAIN. Liverpool v City review. Spurs fire and hire a coach! Premier League where we are. Matchweek Preview
On Today's Show: Not crap football anymore - so says my shrink Liverpool City takes Pochettino out! Mourinho IN Ladies Sports ideas Pro/rel for everything AGAIN! Preview of match week 12 --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
26:48
November 22, 2019
#34 Deep cuts on Pro/Rel for ALL SPORTS. Premier League where we are. Matchweek Preview
On Today's Show: Shout outs Everything like soccer. World Series sadness Where are we in the premier league Preview of match week 11 --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
30:48
November 1, 2019
#33 - Back from New York City and my love of piles of Garbage! - Premier league review and Preview.
On Today's Show: Shout outs International break Racism Bulgaria England War in China NBA Baseball? #sad Summary Match Week 8 & 9 --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
13:34
October 18, 2019
#32 - Live From New York City - the international break! Premier league review and Preview.
On Today's Show: Shout outs Premier League Match week 8 review --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
07:46
October 11, 2019
#31 Mega Pod - Shout outs! Spurs narrative bull$hit. Champions League review, Premier league review and Preview.
On Today's Show: Shout outs No Monday Video Maradona Narrative Champions League review Premier League Match week 7 review Standings review Premier League Match week 8 preview. --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway. SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
27:37
October 4, 2019
#30 Impeachment? Carabao crap-ity Cup. And Premier League match week 7 matchups.
On Today's Show:  Fucking impeachment Laurent-a-palooza NYC bound October 10th Carabao Cup Spurs in Crisis Matchweek 7 previews --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.    SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league    *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
17:08
September 27, 2019
#29 European football review! Liverpool,Chelsea lose! City win, Spurs draw!
On Today's Show: Uefa champions league is back! Reviews of the big games. Europa league? Meh. Premier league round 6 preview. And consistently posting podcasts when no one is listening.... --------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.   SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league    *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
11:03
September 20, 2019
#28 Premier League IS BACK!!! Previews of round 5!
On Today's Show: My schtick- dicks and Nazis.  Chappelle ? It's funny ok? Get over it. The power of George Carlin. Gary V parenting?  The backlash to helicopter. Kids as product  Premier league previews What the hell is up with the schedule? ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.   SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league   mcfc   pep   pep guardiola   jurgen klopp   unai emery   Mauricio Pochettino     liverpool  manchester  united   chelsea   arsenal   tottenham   spurs   hotspur   epl   efl   championship   sky sports   efl  league cup   vanarama  national league   fa cup   football   soccer   champions league   UEFA   europa league    *** SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  *** *** BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  *** *** TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  *** *** INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/ ***
17:07
September 13, 2019
#27 International break. Depression, American soccer-fandom and the state of the Premier League.
On today’s show: Depression Comes and goes. Why not talk about it? US mimicking and soccer fandom. Fights at Red Bull NYCFC Portland Antifa Iron Front International BREAK! Too soon. Germany v. Netherlands. State of Premier league Its city v Liverpool and everyone else. The start of the NFL and F Neymar .----------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league   SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/
19:07
September 8, 2019
#26 North London Derby Preview - Arsenal v Spurs. Plus, the first week of kindergarten.
On Today's Show: Family Anecdotes First Week of School Uncomfortable praise Are we sure playing out from the back is good? Champions League Groups preview Premier League Match day 4. ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league   SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/
21:33
September 6, 2019
#25 VAR chants, Penalty drama, Week 3 previews and sports narratives
The Quality is going up but my voice is going down! ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league   SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/
17:08
August 23, 2019
#24 VAR Rants and deep dives plus GUEST Mike Salerno of Baseball America talks Manchester City v Tottenham Hotspur
We have a guest! Our first one! Mike Salerno is a massive sports men and the biggest Spurs fan.... he's not drunk in this episode... so it's not his funniest, but we cover the latest installment of El Doucherico - the Douch Derby when my beloved Manchester City take on Mike's boys in Tottenham Hotspur. Enjoy! ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league   SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/  
36:14
August 15, 2019
#23 - Crap Football, Crap Podcast - Premier League preview pod... oh and the 1,000,000 gun march.
Season 2 of the pod kicks off off with new boys Norwich heading to Anfield... oh and gun rights... ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league   SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/
21:48
August 6, 2019
#22 - Crap Footballl, Crap Podcast. final thoughts on football feelings and the last week of the sea
The most amazing week of football and the end of the season. I talk about the feels and why soccer is special. Get involved!
20:08
May 10, 2019
#21 - Crap Football, Crap Podcast - The final before the final. Must wins for City and Liverpool
getting near time to declare a champion. city win out and it's over. if Liverpool drop points and city win it's over. COME ON! ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league   SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/
11:06
May 3, 2019
#20 Crap football, Crap Pundit. The Manchester Derby and the final run in. Plus... wtf draw? And why goals matter
---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league   SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/
16:06
April 25, 2019
#19 Crap football, crap podcast. Ajax are thru! City play Spurs and I am out of shape
More crap. Love it, share it, laugh at it!
09:20
April 16, 2019
#18 Crap football Crap Podcast - Professionalize all sports and lose the communist sport oligarchies - Plus Premier League run and legacy
We rant about the state of sports... get rid of the draft! Let teams SPEND. Let the teams be independent! Down with the sport cartels!  Plus, the premier league is winding down.. we check in on the final run in of this weeks games. Who is going to blink? Liverpool face Chelsea and City go to Place... Scary stuff! ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league   SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/
17:31
April 11, 2019
#17 Crap football Crap-Podcast- Weird-schedules-rant-institute Military Draft
reinstate the military draft! midweek games! man united back to being crap? spurs new stadium opening and more! ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league   SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/
11:41
April 3, 2019
#16 - Crap football, Crap podcast - Unemployed, driving in California. Liverpool v Spurs preview and Trump hot-takes
Jobless and driving. Premier League is back... but so what? Trump! Mueller! The joys of Irvine CA, and what being laid off can do for you! ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league   SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/
12:23
March 29, 2019
#15 - Crap football, Crap podcast - How I fell in love with Football/Soccer (and hate Baseball)
It's an international break week, so no stories to follow along to. The soap opera of the Premier League and my Manchester City love fest takes a break.  What a good time to reflect, and help you folks understand how a person who loved baseball, became a full fledged soccer head.   ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league   SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/
20:18
March 21, 2019
#14 Crap football, Crap Podcast -Preamble on Painkillers, Cardi B & Work. Preview of the FA Cup Quarter Finals, Premier League Match week & Champions League Draw
A weird weekend of FA Cup Quarterfinals and Premier League playing at the same time. Preamble of painkillers, Cardi B and the time I got in trouble at work. Plus Preview of the FA Cup Quarter Finals, Premier League Match week & Champions League Draw ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league   SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/
15:23
March 15, 2019
#13 Crap football, crap podcast. Geopolitics & previews of Liverpool v. Bayern
I rant about what the fan attack on Jack Greilish means, how its connected to Brexit and what it means for football. Plus reviews of Juve v. Atletico (Cristiano Ronaldo is a fucking legend) and previews of Barcelona v. Lyon and Liverpool v. Bayern Munich Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league  
18:29
March 13, 2019
#12 - Crap football, Crap Podcast. Premier League Preview - Arsenal v Manchester United. PLUS Beware of Burnley!
Preview of the latest fixtures of the Premier League. Big style game of the week is Arsenal v. Manchester United. Also...will the pack (including Liverpool) keep up with the Manchester City train! Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league  
10:14
March 7, 2019
#11 Crap football, Crap Podcast. UEFA Champions League Round of 16, 2nd leg preview. PLUS! RANTING on English teams in Europa.
Preview of the UEFA Champions League Round of 16, 2nd leg match ups! Can Spurs hold on? Will United Take out PSG? Plot lines, twists and turns....PLUS . My view of English teams in EUROPE!! It's historical and Wacky! Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league  
07:21
March 5, 2019
#10 Crap football, Crap Podcast. Double Derby weekend from the Pacific!
Preview of the Weekend matches with a Triple Derby! Spurs v.  Arsenal, Everton v. Liverpool and low-key Fulham v. Chelsea.  Dog days of the season.... looking for City, Manchester United to keep pace and keep the pressure on. ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league   SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/
11:17
March 1, 2019
#9 Crap football, Crap podcast. Midweek Premier League Preview
Preview of Tuesday's and Wednesdays games! Can Kepa come back to Chelsea? Do Tottenham rebound against Chelsea in Stamford Bridge? Can Liverpool and Manchester City keep battling or will one slip!  ---------------------------------- Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.  SEO SCAM WORDS:  premier league  mcfc  pep  pep guardiola  jurgen klopp  unai emery  Mauricio Pochettino    liverpool manchester  united  chelsea  arsenal  tottenham  spurs  hotspur  epl  efl  championship  sky sports  efl league cup  vanarama national league  fa cup  football  soccer  champions league  UEFA  europa league   SUBSCRIBE  https://tinyurl.com/crapfootball  BLOG https://laurent-courtines.com  TWITTER https://twitter.com/courtines  INSTAGRAM   https://www.instagram.com/laurent1056/
13:02
February 26, 2019
#8 Crap football, Crap podcast. Premier League and Carabao Cup Final preview.
Manchester United v. Liverpool Carabao Cup Final Chelsea v. Manchester City Crap football, crap pundit is a English Premier League & UEFA Champions League & FA Cup preview podcast, with a severe slant towards Manchester City Football Club. I am not a pundit, I am not English, I am not a footballer, I'm just a middle aged American in love with Premier League and Manchester City.
35:42
February 22, 2019
#7 Crap football, Crap podcast. UCL round of 16 preview. Barcelona, Juventus Man City in action.
Latest episode of Crap football, Crap Podcast - English Football reviews with a Man City bias
17:36
February 19, 2019
#6 Crap football, Crap Podcast - FA Cup 5th Round Preview. Chelsea vs. Manchester United
Preview of the FA Cup Preview. Chelsea vs. Manchester United. Lots of great games and fun story lines Friday, Feb 15 2019 Queens Park Rangers vs Watford Saturday, Feb 16 2019 Brighton vs Derby AFC Wimbledon vs Millwall Newport vs Manchester City Sunday, Feb 17 2019 Bristol City vs  Wolverhampton Wanderers Doncaster vs Crystal Palace Swansea vs Brentford Monday, Feb 18 2019 Chelsea vs Manchester United ------------- Crap football, crap pundit is a English Premier League & UEFA Champions League & FA Cup preview podcast, with a severe slant towards Manchester City Football Club. I am not a pundit, I am not English, I am not a footballer, I'm just a middle aged American in love with Premier League and Manchester City.
10:40
February 14, 2019
#5 Crap football, Crap Podcast. Preview UCL Rd 16. Manchester United v. PSG
Preview of the UEFA Champions League Round of 16 matchups. Specifically, the big one! Manchester United v. Paris San Germain (PSG) at Old Trafford.  Other Matches: Tuesday, Feb 12, 2019 Roma v Porto Manchester United v PSG Wednesday, Feb 13, 2019 Tottenham Hotspur v Borussia Dortmund Ajax v. Real Madrid. ------------- Crap football, crap pundit is a English Premier League & UEFA Champions League & FA Cup preview podcast, with a severe slant towards Manchester City Football Club. I am not a pundit, I am not English, I am not a footballer, I'm just a middle aged American in love with Premier League and Manchester City.
10:59
February 12, 2019
#4 Crap football, Crap Podcast. preview EPL matches. Man City v. Chelsea
Preview of EPL games on Saturday. Manchester City v. Chelsea big match! Crap football, crap pundit is a English Premier League video recap vlog, with a severe slant towards Manchester City Football Club. I am not a pundit, I am not English, I am not a footballer, I'm just a middle aged American in love with Premier League and Manchester City
05:55
February 9, 2019
#3 Crap Football, Crap Podcast - Manchester City top of the league after beating Everton. Liverpool on the ropes.
Manchester City defeat Everton to go top of the League. Liverpool are bottling it and City roll on. Crap football, crap pundit is a English Premier League video recap vlog, with a severe slant towards Manchester City Football Club. I am not a pundit, I am not English, I am not a footballer, I'm just a middle aged American in love with Premier League and Manchester City
11:25
February 7, 2019
#2 - Crap Football, Crap Podcast - FA cup 4th round review
FA cup review of the fourth round. Spurs lose, West Ham lose. It's all a bit crap. Crap football, crap pundit is a English Premier League video recap vlog, with a severe slant towards Manchester City Football Club. I am not a pundit, I am not English, I am not a footballer, I'm just a middle aged American in love with Premier League and Manchester City
13:35
January 29, 2019
#1 - Crap Football, Crap Podcast - FA cup 4th round preview
FA cup preview of the fourth round. Arsenal v. Manchester United Crap football, crap pundit is a English Premier League video recap vlog, with a severe slant towards Manchester City Football Club. I am not a pundit, I am not English, I am not a footballer, I'm just a middle aged American in love with Premier League and Manchester City
19:01
January 25, 2019