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Character Arcana, A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Character Arcana, A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

By Chartacter Ark

Join us for a comedy Dungeons and Dragons Real Play Adventure Podcast!

Campaign Two:
Three disparate adventurers seek glory at a great tournament in the desert city of Reyori.

Featuring:
Richard Bertelsen: "Griffin Dadson" (Human Druid)
Bret Larimer: "Ummon Kowka" (Tabaxi Sorcerer)
Ted Hong: "Armen Hammer" (Warforged Artificer)
Nick Slaick: Dungeon Master

Campaign One:
After folding into the Arkanos Legion, the continent of Ostebor is on the brink of Civil War as Bahamut's Resplendent Order, an ancient order of Paladins, resists their new Imperial rulers.
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Ep. 3: Mid-Guard

Character Arcana, A Dungeons & Dragons PodcastJan 26, 2022

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01:14:44
Ep. 3: Mid-Guard

Ep. 3: Mid-Guard

The fate of Jotunheim rests in our hero's hands. 

Jan 26, 202201:14:44
Ep. 2: They Might Be Giants

Ep. 2: They Might Be Giants

Our heroes head toward the mythical land of the giants where Grog challenges a mighty foe and Bardolomew seeks his future ex-wife.

DM/Editor: Richard Bertelsen
Grog Guzzler (Goblin Arcane Archer): Nick Slaick
Bardolomew Biggins (Halfling Bard): Bret Larimer

Music from Youtube Audio Library:
"Viking" and "Dance of the U-Boat" but Aakash Gandhi
"Fresh Fallen Snow" by Chris Hagan
"Yonder Hill and Dale" by Aaron Kenny
"Gaia in the Fog" by Dan Bodan
"Resolution" by Wayne Jones
"Black Mass" by Brian Bolger

Jan 03, 202201:21:50
C3 Ep. 1: Afterlife Crisis

C3 Ep. 1: Afterlife Crisis

Grogg Guzzler the half Goblin, half Orc Arcane Archer and Bardolomew Biggins the halfling bard, have been handsomely paid to clear a man of a mysterious magical crime. 


DM/Producer: Richard Bertelsen

Grogg Guzzler: Nick Slaick

Bardolomew Biggins: Bret Larimer


Music: 

"Viking" and "Dance of the U-Boat" by Aakash Gandhi

"Crusade" by Video Classica

"Thunder" by Delicate Steve

"Imperial Forces" by Aaron Kenny

"Heroe's Ascent" by Chris Haugen

Oct 26, 202101:09:45
Ep. 10: The Child of Light

Ep. 10: The Child of Light

Our heroes find themselves in the middle of a war, and Armen's true purpose is revealed.

DM: Nick Slaick
Griffin Dadson/Editor: Richard Bertelsen
Armen Hammer: Ted Hong
Ummon Kowka: Bret Larimer (@
Sometimes_Family on Instagram)

Music from Youtube Audio Library:

"Epic Journey" by Yung Logos
"Claim of Thrones" by RKVC
"Imperial Forces" by Aaron Kenny
"The Battle of 1066" by Aakash Gandhi
"Gaia in the Fog" by Dan Bodan
"Dark Toys" by SYBS
"The Long Night" by Qunicas Moreira
"Magical Triumph" by Sir Cubworth

Apr 03, 202101:30:08
Ep. 9: Ummon The Relentless

Ep. 9: Ummon The Relentless

Our party of adventurers are on their last rope. Ummon does the unspeakable.

Dungeon Master: Nick Slaick

Ummon Kowka: Bret Larimer

Griffin Dadson/Editor/Producer: Richard Bertelsen

Armen Hammer/Producer: Ted Hong


Music from Youtube Audio Library:


"Epic Journey" by Yungos Logos

"The Long Night" by Quincas Moreiras

"Dance of the U-Boat" by Aakash Gandhi

"The Inner Sound" by Jesse Gallagher

"Virtual Light" by Houses of Heaven

"Snack Time" and "Splashing Around" by The Green Orbs

Mar 19, 202158:25
Ep. 8: Swallowed by the Dark

Ep. 8: Swallowed by the Dark

The party meets an unexpected ally as they search for the frost portal in the caves of Bilgewater. Armen gives in to his baser instincts. Griffin develops a strong connection, and Ummon faces his greatest challenge yet.

Dungeon Master: Nick Slaick
Griffin Dadson (Human Druid): Richard Bertelsen
Armen Hammer (Warforged Artificer): Ted Hong
Ummon Kowka (Tabaxi Sorcerer): Bret Larimer

Music from Youtube Audio Library:
"Dark Toys" by SYBS
"Epic Journey" by Yung Logos
"Dance of the U-Boat" Aakash Ghandi
"Virtual Light" by Houses of Heaven
"Spirit of Fire" by Jesse Gallagher
"Magical Triumph" by Sir Cubworth

Mar 09, 202150:43
Ep. 7: The Solemn Scholar

Ep. 7: The Solemn Scholar

Our heroes head deep into enemy territory. Armen does his best version of stealth, Ummon hears a chilling new voice, and Griffin digs in his heels.

Join us on Patreon.com/CharacterArk for the after show!

The titular Solemn Scholar was conceived with the help of @Micah_Monarch on Twitter.

Dungeon Master: Nick Slaick
Griffin Dadson/Editor (Human Druid): Richard Bertelsen
Armen Hammer (Warforged Artificer): Theodore Hong
Ummon Kowka (Tabaxi Sorcerer): Bret Larimer

Find Art, Music and other endeavors by Bret @Sometimes_Family and @Maximus_Fancyman on Instagram

Music from Youtube Audio Library:
"Epic Journey" by Yung Logos
"Dance of the U-Boat" by Aakash Gandhi
"Magical Triumph" by Sir Cubworth
"Decision" by The Tower of Light
"Spirit of Fire" by Jesse Gallagher
"Dark Toys" by SYBS

Feb 23, 202156:21
EP. 6: Frogs on the Loose

EP. 6: Frogs on the Loose

Our heroes embark on their first official mission as members of The Blood Ravens! Armen receives a special gift, Ummon is enthralled by his new employer, and Griffin gets caught in a dangerous situation.

Our surprise enemies were suggested by Patron @MoseyDM on Twitter. Join us for an exclusive chat after every episode on Patreon.com/CharacterArk where we go from talking about ass play to how ancestral languages influence a fantasy setting.


Dungeon Master: Nick Slaick @CharacterArcana on Twitter

Griffin Dadson/Editor: Richard Bertelsen @CharacterArk on IG

Armen Hammer: Ted Hong www.CharacterArk.net

Ummon Kowka: Bret Larimer @Sometimes_Family and Maximus_Fancypants on IG


Music from Youtube Audio Library:

"Epic Journey" by Yung Logos

"Wandering Soul" and "Dream of the Ancestor" by Ashero Fulero

"Dark Toys" by SYBS

"Dance of the U-Boat" by Askash Gandhi

Feb 09, 202158:23
Ep. 5: Jinx

Ep. 5: Jinx

Our heroes are officially inducted into The Blood Ravens Guild. A blacksmith strikes a chord with Ummon and hints at the ancient knowledge that powers Armen's weapons. Griffin must confront his past.

Visit us for our aftershow over at Patreon.com/CharacterArk

The Blacksmith in this episode was named for, and inspired by, the excellent homebrew work of Jinx. You can find their amazing work at gjxjinx.wixsite.com
@j.i.n.x.g on Instagram
@GJX50215912 on Twitter

Our Usual Players:
Dungeon Master: Nick Slaick (@Characterarcana on Twitter)
Griffin Dadson/Editor (Human Druid): Richard Bertelsen (@CharacterArk on Instagram)
Ummon Kowka (Tabaxi Sorcerer): Bret Larimer (@Maximus_Fancyman on Instagram)
Armen Hammer (Warforged Artificer): Ted Hong (Characterark.net)

Music from Youtube Audio Library:

"Epic Journey" by Yugos Logos
"A Night Alone" by Tracktribe
"Hero's Ascent" by Chris Hagen
"The World's Fair" by Godmode
"Kiss the Sky" by Aakash Gandhi
"The Sleeping Prophet" by Jesse Gallagher
"When Johnny Comes Marching Home" by Cooper Canell
"Miyo San Kyoku" by Doug Maxwell / Zac Zinger

Jan 26, 202101:03:39
Ep. 4: Family

Ep. 4: Family

Our heroes grieve a tragic loss in an epic battle. Ummon learns an uncomfortable secret, Armen makes a new friend, and Griffin must go Dad-to-dad with another dad.

Check out our NPC friends on Twitter @TheSpellPod and @Waylays_Melees

Join us at the table for a talk after the episode on Patreon.com/CharacterArk

Featuring: Dungeon Master: Nick Slaick 

Griffin Dadson (Human Druid and Editor): Richard Bertelsen 

Armen Hammer (Warforged Artifcer): Ted Hong 

Ummon Kowka (Tabaxi Sorcerer): Bret Larimer (on Instagram @Sometimes_Family and @Maximus_Fancyman)

Music from Youtube Audio Library:

"Epic Journey" by Yugos Logos

"Dance of the U-Boat" by Aakash Gandhi

"Elegy" by Wayne Jones

"The New Order" and "Christmas Homecoming" by Aaron Kenny

"Communicator" by Reed Mathis

"Snack Time" by The Green Orbs

"Large Smile Mood" by Nico Staf

Episode Art from Pixabay by the artist: Thommas68

Jan 12, 202101:02:24
Ep. 3: Lady Lordship

Ep. 3: Lady Lordship

Ummon's dark secret is revealed, Griffin meets his heroes, and Armen aims to lure a new pet as our heroes learn of a grave new threat.

Join us at the table after the show for a behind-the-scenes discussion of what happened in each episode by visiting Patreon.com/CharacterArk

Featuring:

Dungeon Master: Nick Slaick

Griffin Dadson/Editor (Human Druid): Richard Bertelsen

Armen Hammer (Warforged Artificer): Ted Hong

Ummon Kowka (Tabaxi Sorcerer): Bret Larimer (@Maximus_Fancyman and @Sometimes_Family on Instagram)

Original Music: "Threat" by Richard Bertelsen

Music from Youtube Audio Library:

"Epic Journey" by Yugos Logos"Dark Toys" by SYBS

"Spirit of Fire" and "Lord of Dawn" by Jesse Gallagher

"Spirit of the Dead" and "Dance of the U-Boat" by Aakash Gandhi

"Cartoon Bank Heist" by Doug Maxwell

"Claim of Thrones" by RKVC

"God Fury" by Anno Domini Beats

Dec 29, 202058:55
Ep. 2: Gnomes in a Trench Coat

Ep. 2: Gnomes in a Trench Coat

Our heroes continue on their quest to become Blood Ravens! Ummon shows off his skills, Griffin spots some unexpected guests, and Armen takes a tumble.

Join us after the show on THE SECOND WIND where we discuss the appropriate height of gnomes, inner demons, and whether real boys feel pain... You can find The Second Wind at www.Patreon.com/CharacterArk. 

Featuring:

Dungeon Master: Nick Slaick (@CharacterArcana on Twitter)

Griffin Dadson (Human Druid): Richard Bertelsen (@CharacterArk on Instagram)

Armen Hammer (Warforged Alchemist): Ted Hong (CharacterArk.net)

Ummon Kowka (Tabaxi Sorcerer): Bret Larimer (@Sometimes_Famliy on Instagram)

Music from Youtube Audio Library:

"London Fog" by Quincas Moreira

"Epic Journey" by Yung Logos

"I'll Remember You" by Jeremy Blake

"Once Was" by Kwon

"Magical Triump" by Sir Cubworth

"Mission Start" by The Brothers Records

"La Danse de Femme" by The Mini Vandals

"Collapsing All Around" by Amulets

"Ode to Joy" by Cooper Cannel

"Dream of the Ancestor" by Asher Fulero

"When We Found the Horizon" by Late Night Feeler

"The New Order" by Aaron Kenny


Dec 15, 202057:09
AFTER SHOW FREE PREVIEW: The Second Wind (Ep. 1: The Blood Ravens) SPOILERS

AFTER SHOW FREE PREVIEW: The Second Wind (Ep. 1: The Blood Ravens) SPOILERS

LISTEN TO EPISODE 1 FIRST

Join us as the players and DM have an unfiltered discussion about the events of the episode. Future episodes of The Second Wind are available at Patreon.com/CharacterArk

Dec 01, 202030:17
Episode. 1: The Blood Ravens

Episode. 1: The Blood Ravens

Our new adventure starts here! Welcome to the city of Reyori! Three strangers make their way to the city's famous coliseum in order to earn their place as heroes of the local adventuring guild.

Support us at Patreon.com/CharacterArk for bonus content!

Featuring:

Dungeon Master: Nick Slaick (@CharacterArcana on Twitter)

Griffin Dadson (Human Druid)/Editor: Richard Bertelsen (@CharacterArk on Instagram)

Armen Hammer (Warforged Artificer): Ted Hong (www.CharacterArk.net)

Ummon Kowka (Tabaxi Sorcerer): Bret Larimer (@Sometimes_family on Instagram)

Music from Youtube Audio Library:

"Epic Journey" by Yung Logos

"Morning Joe" by Patino

"With a Rose in Your Teeth" by Nathan Moore

"Tumbleweed Texas" by Chris Haugen

"Dark Toys" by SYBS

"Magical Triumph" by Sir Cubworth

"Snack Time" by The Green Orbs

"Cartoon Bank Heist" by Doug Maxwell/Media Rights Productions

"Once Was" by Kwon

"Cuckoo Clock" by Quincas Moreira

"The New Order" by Aaron Kenney

"Kiss The Sky" by Aakash Gandhi

Dec 01, 202001:01:59
Campaign 2: Episode 0
Nov 17, 202039:34
Ep. 12: Peace. Love. The End.

Ep. 12: Peace. Love. The End.

CAMPAIGN ONE FINALE!

Our heroes must face their greatest threat yet: The complete unraveling of the material realm. Can Mendell, Doug and Theodric survive the wrath of the demon-lord Bael? Join us for the epic conclusion of Season One!

Dungeon Master: Richard Bertelsen
Mendell Sands: Nick Slaick
Doug Saucepotts: Ted Hong

Music from Youtube Audio Library:
"The Long Night" by Quincas Moreira
"The Last Train to Mars" by Dan Lebowitz
"Lord of Dawn," "Angel Guides," "The Inner Sound," and "Spirit of Fire" by Jesse Gallagher
"The Black Cat" by Aaron Kenny
"Cartoon Bank Heist" by Doug Maxwell
"Heist Me" by Everet Almond
"Dark Toys" by SYBS
"When We Found the Horizon" by Late Night Feeler
"Confusing Disco" by Birocratic
"Magical Triumph," and "First Sleep" by Sir Cubworth
"Dance of the U-Boat," and "Heavenly" by Aakash Gandhi
"Epic Journey" by Yung Logos
"Anton" by Dan Bodan
"I'll Remember You" by Jeremy Blake
"Serenity" by Audionautix

Oct 05, 202001:47:08
Ep. 11: Hoodwinked

Ep. 11: Hoodwinked

Join us for the Penultimate Episode of Season One! Alabaster finds true love, Mendell starts a revolution, and Doug fights for the souls of his family.

Dungeon Master: Richard Bertelsen
Doug Saucepotts (Tiefling Rogue): Ted Hong
Mendell Sands (Human Cleric): Nick Slaick

Music from Youtube Audio Library:
"Last Train to Mars" by Dan Lebowitz
"I'll Remember You" by Jeremy Blake
"Snack Time" and "Splashing Around" by The Green Orbs
"La Danse Fetish de Femme" by The Mini Vandals
"Anton" by Dan Bodan
"Magical Triumph" by Sir Cubworth
"Elli's Home Stretch" by The Great North Sound Society
"The Long Night" by Quincas Moreira
"Dark Toys" by SYBS
"The Machine Assembly" by The Whole Other
"Dance of the U-Boat" and "Serenity" by Aakash Gandhi
"Lord of the Dawn" by Jesse Gallagher

Sep 14, 202001:29:05
Ep. 10: The Trickster God

Ep. 10: The Trickster God

The epic journey continues as Alabaster finds herself a Thicc Boi! Mendell must reckon with an angry god, and Doug suspects that they both just might be idiots.

Dungeon Master: Richard Bertelsen
Doug Saucepotts: Ted Hong
Mendell Sands: Nick Slaick
Alabaster Chernobyl: Abby Bryington

Music from Youtube Audio Library:
"London Fog" by Quincas Moreira
"Last Train to Mars" by Dan Lebowitz
"Claim of Thrones" by RKVC
"Dark Toys" by SYBS
"Magical Triumph" and Monster at the Door" by Sir Cubworth
"The Black Cat" by Aaron Kenny
"Mer-Ka-Ba," "Angel Guides," and "The Lord of Dawn" by Jesse Gallagher
"Snack Time" by The Green Orbs
"Collapsing All Around" by Amulets

Additional sound effects from Freesound.org

Aug 15, 202001:11:03
Ep. 9: The Golden Dragon

Ep. 9: The Golden Dragon

As our heroes befriend a bizarre turtle man and face off against a mighty dragon, Mendell gets clever with his use of magic, Alabaster walks straight through the piss, and Doug has a master plan to try and claim the third and final totem.

Dungeon Master: Richard Bertelsen

Doug Saucepotts (Tiefling Rogue): Ted Hong

Mendell Sands (Human War Cleric): Nick Slaick

Alabaster Chernobyl (Dragonborn Paladin): Abby Bryington

Music from YouTube Audio Library:

“Claim of Thrones” by RKVC

“Epic Journey” by Yung Logos

“Spirit of Fire” by Aakash Gandhi

“Confusing Disco” by Birocratic

“Outside Visitors” by Sarah, The Illstrumentalist

“London Fog” by Quincas Moreira

“Last Train to Mars” by Dan Lebowitz

Additional sound effects from Freesound.org

Jul 08, 202001:17:30
The Character Ark Podcast (Movie Discussion): Dungeons & Dragons: The Wrath of the Dragon God

The Character Ark Podcast (Movie Discussion): Dungeons & Dragons: The Wrath of the Dragon God

Did you know that there was a sequel to the Dungeons and Dragons movie? Of course you didn't! No one did! Let's talk about it.

Jun 01, 202037:59
Ep. 8: Pandemonium

Ep. 8: Pandemonium

Mendell is caught in a war, and not the one he expected. Alabaster and Doug unearth an ancient evil. 

May 23, 202001:08:48
The Character Ark Podcast (Movie Discussion): Dungeons & Dragons

The Character Ark Podcast (Movie Discussion): Dungeons & Dragons

This week we take a look back at Dungeons & Dragons, THE MOVIE. If you didn't know that this was a thing that happened, buckle up and have a listen.

Apr 21, 202035:36
Ep. 7: The Infernal Symbol

Ep. 7: The Infernal Symbol

Our heroes are deep undercover! Alabaster tries to infiltrate the cathedral. Doug encounters an ancient mystery, and Mendell tries to win over The Paladins. 


Dungeon Master: Richard Bertelsen

Alabaster Chernobyl: Abby Bryington

Mendell Sands: Nick Slaick

Doug Saucepotts: Ted Hong


Music from Youtube Audio Library:

"London Fog" by Quincas Moreira

"Last Train to Mars: by Dan Lebowitz

"Window Demons" by Roljui

"Invitation to the Castle Ball" by Doug Maxwell

"The Machine Assembly" by The Whole Other

"The Long Ascent" by Cooper Cannell

"Epic Journer" by Yung Logos

Apr 15, 202001:01:36
Ep. 6: Shadeheart Manor

Ep. 6: Shadeheart Manor

Mendell tries on a few disguises, Alabaster gets a new companion, and Doug learns the fate of his last surviving family member.


Featuring:

Dungeon Master: Richard Bertelsen

Doug Saucepotts: Ted Hong

Mendell Sands: Nick Slaick

Alabaster Chernobyl: Abby Bryington

Music from YouTube Audio Library:

"The Long Night" by Quincas Moreira

"The Last Train to Mars" by Dan Lebowitz

"Candelabra" by Latasha

"Monster at the Door" and "Magical Triumph" by Sir Cubworth

"The Black Cat" and "The New Order" by Aaron Kenny

"Goat" by Wayne Jones

"Window Demons" by Rolijui

"Invitation to the Castle Ball" by Doug Maxwell

"Bloodkiss" by Hainbach

Additional sound effects from freesound.org

Mar 18, 202001:09:10
Ep. 5: Under The Sea

Ep. 5: Under The Sea

Doug violently opens the freezer, Alabaster discovers a new power, and Mendell faces his own mortality.

Featuring:

Dungeon Master Richard Bertelsen

Doug Saucepotts Ted Hong

Mendell Sands Nick Slaick

Alabaster Chernobyl Abby Bryington

Music from Youtube Audio Library:

"The Long Night" by Quincas Moreira

"Last Train to Mars" by Dan Lebowitz

"Apprehensive at Best" by Biz Baz Studio

"Collapsing All Around" by Amulets

Additional sounds from Freesound.org

Feb 22, 202001:08:59
Ep. 4: The Nightwalker

Ep. 4: The Nightwalker

The fate of the Material Realm hangs in the balance, and a new soul must be attuned to a powerful totem! Alabaster is reunited with an old friend, Doug must return to the site where his family was slaughtered, and Mendell is touched by madness.

Cast:
Dungeon Master: Richard Bertelsen
Doug Saucepotts: Ted Hong
Alabaster Chernobyl: Abby Bryington
Mendell Sands: Nick Slaick

Music from YouTube Audio Library:
"The Long Night" by Quincas Moreira
"Last Train to Mars" by Dan Lebowitz
"Prelude No. 14" by Chris Zabriskie
"Anton" by Dan Bodan
"Funky Disco" and "Apprehensive at Best" by Biz Baz Studio
"Magical Triumph" by Sir Cubworth
"When We Found the Horizon" by Late Night Feeler
"Spirit of the Dead," "Kiss the Sky" and "Dance of the U-Boat" by Aakash Gandhi
"God Fury" by Anno Domini Beats

Additional Sound Effect from Freesound.org

Jan 14, 202001:21:15
Ep. 3: The Massacre of Barrow Hill

Ep. 3: The Massacre of Barrow Hill

The heroes venture deep into the Fariose Forest where tickling is torture. Mendell makes a squirrelly new friend, Doug learns the troubling truth about the death of his family, and Alabaster is reminded of an old companion.

Dec 09, 201901:21:53
Ep. 2: Really Old Elf Stuff

Ep. 2: Really Old Elf Stuff

Our heroes have been accused of murder! Find out what happens next on our monthly narrative D&D podcast!

Mendell Sands is Nick Slaick, @Blurry_vision88 on Instagram
Alabaster Chernobyl is Abby Bryington @Zombiemermaid84 on Instagram
Dough Saucepotts and your Dundeon Master are Ted Hong of www.CharacterArk.net

Music:
"Last Train to Mars" by Dan Lebowitz
"Dance of the U-Boat" by Akash Ghandi
"London Fog" by Quincas Moreira

Music and Sound Effects provided by YouTube Audio Library

Nov 15, 201901:12:28
Ep. 1: The Signal Fire

Ep. 1: The Signal Fire

Character Arcana is our new Monthly Dungeons & Dragons Play Podcast. Join our party of adventurers as they solve a murder that has the potential to start a war!

Alabaster Chernobyl is Abby Bryington, a level 1 Dragonborn Paladin (@Zombiemermaid84)

Doug Saucepotts is Ted Hong, a level 1 Tiefling Rogue (@CharacterArk)

Mendell Sands is Nick Slaick, a level 1 Human Cleric (@Blurry_Vision88)

Music and Sound effects by YouTube Audio Library:

"The Long Night" by Quincas Moreira
"Goat" by Wayne Jones
"Mission Start" by The Brothers Records
"Dark Toys" by SYBS
"Last Train to Mars" by Dan Lebowitz
"I'll Remember You" by Jeremy Blake

Oct 17, 201901:29:12