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Chatty Pattys

By Chatty Pattys

Join Shay and Dice, your favorite Chatty Pattys, as they give you their take on all of your favorite shows while applying it to their regular, degular life. Each week they’ll attempt to unblur the lines between tv, social media and reality by discussing topics that matter... in real life.
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Episode 44: We Hate Humans

Chatty Pattys Jul 11, 2019

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Episode 86: Kirkin on these Kids

Episode 86: Kirkin on these Kids

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week Shay and Dice share their thoughts on Kirk Franklin’s argument with his son along with some challenges they’ve faced parenting during a pandemic. Later their conversation takes a morbid turn as the ladies discuss retirement homes and do not resuscitate orders.

Don’t forget to follow them on IG for dates and time to join in on the discussion on Clubhouse✨

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Mar 25, 202102:27:38
Episode 85: Isms

Episode 85: Isms

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ Shay and Dice revisit their conversation about colorism courtesy of OG on Basketball Wives and racism across the pond courtesy of The Crown or lack thereof (sorry Prince Harry 👀). Highlights from tv 📺 & tea ☕️ time include: the nastiness of Woody Allen, respectful cheating and the mixed reviews on Coming 2 America.

Don’t forget to follow them on IG for dates and time to join in on the discussion on Clubhouse✨

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Mar 11, 202102:21:08
Episode 84: Levels to this Submission

Episode 84: Levels to this Submission

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ Tune in now to hear Dice and Shay chop it up about the different levels of submission and how some men should be mindful of their salary bracket 👀. Highlights from tv 📺 & tea ☕️ time include: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s divorce, Love and Marriage Huntsville, RHOA and bachelorette parties 🍑 plus more!

Don’t forget to follow them on IG for dates and time to join in on the discussion on Clubhouse✨

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Feb 25, 202102:07:16
Episode 83: She Said No

Episode 83: She Said No

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week your faves Shay and Dice chat it up about where relationships go after a rejected proposal and how they’re parenting differently than their parents.

During tea ☕️ time items discussed are the gorilla glue lady, the silhouette challenge vs. Trey Songz plus more. In tv 📺 land the ladies hint at Wendy Williams’ need for therapy, they clown Married at First Sight’s trash ass Chris, and Shay tries to convince Dice to start watching the spicy programming over on Own.

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Feb 11, 202101:41:45
Episode 82: New Year, New Us

Episode 82: New Year, New Us

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ (Yes, that’s still a thing 🙃)

A lot of promises were broken last year, but the ladies promise they are back for good! Tune in to hear about their hiatus, the hueless and the hoes.

If you want to join in on the convo, follow them on IG and Twitter to find out when they’ll be on Clubhouse next week to chat about famous couples they think would make spicy tapes we’ll never see 👀 plus more! So buckle up, because your faves are back!!✨

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Jan 28, 202102:16:53
Episode 81: 21 Questions

Episode 81: 21 Questions

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This week the ladies ask each other questions so you can get to know them a little better. During tea ☕️ time, Shay and Dice chat about beef between washed up reality stars and for tv 📺 time they cover documentaries about Chicago and New York in the 80s. ✨

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Sep 24, 202002:04:11
Episode 79: Entangled Yeezy's

Episode 79: Entangled Yeezy's

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A lot has happened in two weeks so this episode is full of tea ☕️ Entanglements, shootings, hospitalizations, cancellations, and Kanye are all discussed plus more. Streaming now on your favorite DSP w/visuals up on YouTube ✨

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Jul 23, 202002:12:52
Episode 78: TF Ya'll Been?

Episode 78: TF Ya'll Been?

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ The ladies took another unplanned hiatus but are back after some R&R. In case you forgot, you can see their lovely faces on YouTube or stream through your favorite DSP ✨✨✨

The ladies have been side eyeing y’all from afar during their time off. Last month it was #BLM and now there’s been a number of senseless murders at the hands of our own. One minute Juneteenth was the only Independence Day we acknowledged yet last week everyone was out wearing red white and blue so Shay and Dice just wanna know, is it One Mic or Oochiewally?

TV has been trash so the ladies discuss the BET awards and #Verzuz during tv 📺 time. During tea ☕️ time the ladies chop it up about 50’s love for exotic women, Uncle Ruckus aka Terry Crews, and of course the August Alsina debacle plus much more! Tune in.

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Jul 09, 202001:33:39
Episode 77: MFN Tired

Episode 77: MFN Tired

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ The ladies took an unplanned hiatus from the podcast so they could process all of the world’s latest events but are back to chat it up every other Thursday. In case you forgot, the visual can be seen on YouTube and of course streamed through your favorite DSP ✨✨✨ Shay and Dice are tired of everything. They try to keep things light but somehow the conversation naturally navigates to what’s going on in the world: police brutality, protests, black outs, voter suppression.....sigh. It’s a lot 😓 but in between they find time to discuss some of the most outlandish conspiracy theories they’ve heard, Jeffrey Epstein being a nasty n****, and their highs and lows while on their keto diets. TV 📺 time - Insecure and raggedy ass Molly, Dead to Me, and Omarion’s upcoming show where we may finally get some tea ☕️ Listen. Subscribe. Like. Comment. ♥️ IG & Twitter: @TheChattyPattys Facebook: The Chatty Pattys Podcast Website: TheChattyPattys.com Email: TheChattyPattys@yahoo.com
Jun 11, 202001:43:60
Episode 76: Cinco De Mayo

Episode 76: Cinco De Mayo

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ The ladies are back to chat it up as {newly} scheduled - every other Thursday. If you want to see the ladies lovely faces head on over to YouTube for the video otherwise you can hear their lovely voices in your favorite DSP as usual. This week the ladies record on Cinco De Mayo and are turnt to the max! Somehow they manage to discuss the lack of social distancing seen in videos from various states and how a certain group of people 👀 are calling this their version of the civil rights movement 😒. Other topics include Bey x The Stallion, being over tik tok challenges, Vanessa Bryant’s surprise birthday gift, and the anticipation of #Verzuz Erykah Badu vs. Jill Scott battle. During tv 📺 time a deep dive into HBO’s Insecure leads to a discussion about challenges within friendships Dice and Shay have experienced. Other shows discuss include ESPN’s The Last Dance, Netflix’s The Innocence Project, Before the 90 Days and more ✨ Listen. Subscribe. Like. Comment. ♥️ IG & Twitter: @TheChattyPattys Facebook: The Chatty Pattys Podcast Website: TheChattyPattys.com Email: TheChattyPattys@yahoo.com
May 07, 202001:24:41
Episode 75: Corona Verzuz America

Episode 75: Corona Verzuz America

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ The ladies are back to chat it up as {newly} scheduled - every other Thursday. This week the ladies discuss the decision to open businesses back up in some states. Then they relive the funniest #Verzuz battle yet, Babyface vs. Teddy Riley. Later Shay and Dice discuss who could battle Dr. Dre, HBO’s Insecure, and more. Listen. Subscribe. Like. Comment. ♥️ IG & Twitter: @TheChattyPattys Facebook: The Chatty Pattys Podcast Website: TheChattyPattys.com Email: TheChattyPattys@yahoo.com
Apr 23, 202001:50:50
Episode 74: Out on YouTube Now!

Episode 74: Out on YouTube Now!

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ The ladies are back to chat it up as {newly} scheduled - every other Thursday. This week the ladies are *still* stuck in the house with the rest of the world thanks to Da Rona buttttttt, they have video for you to enjoy this week!

The ladies reflect on some of the last times they had fun when outside was open. Shay thinks summer is cancelled while Dice still has hope. The new moral for both ladies includes copious amounts of alcohol. Pray for them.

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Apr 09, 202001:49
Episode 73: Quarantined

Episode 73: Quarantined

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ The ladies are back to chat it up as {newly} scheduled - every other Thursday. This week the ladies are stuck in the house with the rest of the world thanks to Da Rona 😰

TV 📺 time is cancelled for Shay because she’s sick of watching it and Dice’s kids are driving her to drink 🍷 🍹 🍸

Comment below if you got a toilet paper plug✨

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Mar 26, 202001:11:59
Episode 72: Insecure

Episode 72: Insecure

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ The ladies are back to chat it up as {newly} scheduled - every other Thursday. This week the ladies discuss their personal insecurities after watching a video of a little girl calling herself ugly and her hairdresser’s uplifting words. 😰 During tv 📺 time, Shay and Dice finish discussing Netflix’s #LoveisBlind. They’re both team Cam and both agree that Carlton and Jessica are a hot ass mess. The ladies also agree that karma has caught up with Kenya on #RHOA and Love and Hip Hop Miami is cancelled. ✨ Listen. Subscribe. Like. Comment. ♥️ IG & Twitter: @TheChattyPattys Facebook: The Chatty Pattys Podcast Website: TheChattyPattys.com Email: TheChattyPattys@yahoo.com
Mar 12, 202001:36:56
Episode 71: Cut It Tf Out & Relax

Episode 71: Cut It Tf Out & Relax

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ The ladies are back to chat it up as {newly} scheduled - every other Thursday. This week the ladies are talking about social media violations and no-no’s. From liking your own pic/statuses to stealing memes Shay and Dice have had enough. If any of these violations apply to you, do better boo.

Topics during tea ☕️ time include the Kobe tribute, the many recent deaths, and the battle of the Instagram ‘models’ 🥴 Love and Hip Hop, #RHOA, and the first two episodes of Netflix’s #LoveisBlind are discussed during tv 📺 time✨

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Feb 27, 202001:38:12
Episode 70: Ratchet History

Episode 70: Ratchet History

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ The ladies take a walk down memory lane and discuss classic ratchet moments.

Keeping in theme with this weeks topic during tv 📺 time, Shay and Dice discuss shows watched on Zeus Network, #RHOA, and Love and Hip Hop. During tea ☕️ time, topics on the list include Gayle King, Nicki and Meek, $60 dates, twerking in the club, and more. ✨

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Feb 13, 202001:45:33
Episode 69: Toxic Joints

Episode 69: Toxic Joints

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ The ladies attempt to unpack the new phrase, toxic femininity and what they think it means.

Later they discuss Gervonta yanking baby mama’s up, how to totally remove someone from your life when there’s so many ways to communicate, black romance movies, Nick Cannon, and crystal dildos ✨

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Feb 06, 202001:06:28
Episode 68: The Catchup

Episode 68: The Catchup

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off on a somber note as the ladies discuss Kobe Bryant and all of the lives lost in a helicopter crash.

After venting about the ignorant social media responses regarding tragedies in general, the ladies attempt to get back to the swing of things with tea ☕️ and tv 📺 time and the return of Shay’s husband JT 🤸🏽‍♀️🤸🏽‍♀️🤸🏽‍♀️ While discussing Netflix’s You (spoilers around 38:00 mark to around 42:00) they get into writers being mad at binge watching. Next, Shay and Dice are salty that Beyoncé didn’t send them a personal box of Ivy Park. More spoilers follow around the 49:00 mark as HBO’s The Outsider is reviewed. ✨

RIH Kobe Bryant, Gianna Bryant, John Altobelli, Keri Altobelli, Alyssa Altobelli, Sarah Chester, Payton Chester, Christina Mauser, and Ara Zobayan

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Jan 30, 202001:13:02
Episode 67: Red Flags

Episode 67: Red Flags

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week’s episode is all about red flags. Shay and Dice share funny stories of all the red flags they missed prior to and during relationships of niggas past.

During tv 📺 time , the ladies keep in the theme of this week’s topic as they discuss red flags Porsha missed with Dennis on #RHOA, the ladies of Netflix’s show You, Safaree and Erica Mena’s crazy vein, and the ladies fighting over R. Kelly in the Trump tower. Later they discuss 2Pac being everyone’s soulmate and Shay discusses her possible leave of absence due to the return of a special package. ✨

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Jan 16, 202001:53:20
Episode 66: New Year, Same Shit

Episode 66: New Year, Same Shit

Happy new year loves ❤️ It’s the first Chatty Patty Day of 2020! 🤸🏾‍♀️ The ladies took some time off for the holidays but are back to recap how they spent their time off, tv watched during the break, and of course, divulge in a bit of tea.

During tv 📺 time , Shay and Dice cover Netflix’s Don’t F*ck with Cats and determine that they just don’t care enough to ever be apart of CSI: Facebook Edition, Kevin Hart’s Don’t F*ck This Up and VH1’s budget on new teeth for its employees. And for tea ☕️ time they discuss Nick Gordon’s death, R. Kelly, Left Eye, and Trump vs. Iran ✨

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Jan 09, 202001:20:18
Episode 65: Let It Go

Episode 65: Let It Go

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Cancel nation is at it again this week and this time around it’s former NFL QB, Mike Vick. Petition’s have been signed to prevent Vick from being honored at the pro bowl because of an incident that occurred in 2007 and the ladies wanna know when enough is enough. When is the debt paid in today’s cancel culture?

Later during tv 📺 & tea ☕️ time , Shay and Dice discuss Oprah vs. black men, Love and Hip Hop New York, and a staged kidnapping gone wrong.✨

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Dec 19, 201901:25:00
Episode 64: McFatty

Episode 64: McFatty

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This week the ladies discuss the many fad diets they’ve done over the years. If you can name a fad diet, one if not both of them have tried it. The Chatty Patty’s share their experiences with everything from hydroxycut, shakes, cleanses, keto, fasting and more which leads them to set body goals for the fast approaching new year.

Later during tv 📺 & tea ☕️ time , Lizzo’s basketball attire is the topic that Shay and Dice can finally agree on. Also on the docket for the week, the #LHHH reunion, #RedTableTalk, and a idea for a reality show featuring all of the colorful mom’s from other reality shows. ✨

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Dec 12, 201901:36:38
Episode 63: Guess Who's Bizzack

Episode 63: Guess Who's Bizzack

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The ladies are back after taking a week off to eat food and partake in thanksgiving festivities and of course during that time the tea was overflowing. Shay and Dice recap all of the nonsense that occurred during the break. Topics this week include Omarion’s chess move, D Wade’s thanksgiving picture, R. Kelly’s girlfriends, Ray J “abandoning” Princess Love and the revisionist history surrounding Harriet Tubman. Dice says America’s Got Talent is looking real funny in the light and Shay is tired of you all using mental illness as an excuse to be unaccountable.

Dishonorable trash ass mentions this week: y’all president’s twitter pics and George Zimmerman’s lawsuit✨

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Dec 05, 201901:25:40
Episode 62: I’m Never Wrong

Episode 62: I’m Never Wrong

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This weeks episode is all about accountability and constructive criticism. Both of the ladies feel they have some work to do in one or both departments although Shay feels she’s never wrong so there’s nothing to be accountable for and Dice isn’t feeling that 😂 During tea and tv time they discuss women who do not have healthy relationships with other women aka the Nene’s (#RHOA) of the world, they stan over Toya’s new home from #marriedtomed, chat about more of #ThisIsUs, and the current season of TV One’s #Uncensored. Later they discuss good morning vs. grand rising thanks to the real hoteps of Facebook and Amanda Seales vs. Shaun King ✨ Listen. Subscribe. Like. Comment. ♥️ IG & Twitter: @TheChattyPattys Facebook: The Chatty Pattys Podcast Website: TheChattyPattys.com Email: TheChattyPattys@yahoo.com
Nov 21, 201901:44:28
Episode 61: Legacy

Episode 61: Legacy

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As uncomfortable as it may be to discuss your own death, the ladies discuss if they have things in order for their families. Funeral arrangements, wills, life lessons for their children, life insurance, passwords, and assets are all things on the docket this week.

During tea and tv time the ladies continue their IGTV convo about TI and his daughter’s virginity, Robyn Crawford and Whitney Houston, the new Selena series no one asked for, how husbands around the world need to watch #thisisus and get like the best husband ever, Jack Pearson aka  #belikejack, and Disney+ and the many many streaming services plus more✨

RIP Alexis Crawford

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Nov 14, 201902:11:33
Episode 60: God Forgives...I Don't

Episode 60: God Forgives...I Don't

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On this week’s episode, Shay and Dice discuss how forgiving they think they are and both decided they can forgive certain situations, with conditions. Boundaries not to cross: their men, their kids, their money.

Speaking of forgiveness, the ladies on the new season of #RHOA seem to forgive their cheating ass men, chicks they’ve fought with and more but the Chatty Patty’s are here for it! Later they discuss maternity leave, FMLA, #RhythmandFlow, who shot Ghost, and the trailer for the upcoming season of #LHHNY ✨

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Nov 07, 201901:51:56
Episode 59: Omarion to the BS

Episode 59: Omarion to the BS

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On this week’s episode, Shay and Dice aspire to be as unbothered as brother Omarion. While Apryl, Fizzy Pop and Moniece act a complete ass on tv and the internet, O is somewhere keeping it zen for Lil Saint. Trump and crew wish they coulda been zen when they were gettin booed at the Nats game but eh.

The ladies are confused by the amount of people who cancelled Kanye, yet tuned in to listen to his new ‘gospel’ album. During tv time, Power has turned into a big snitch town that left Dice with questions and Shay doesn’t even need to watch the show because social media covered the entire episode.✨

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Oct 31, 201901:20:50
Episode 58: Catch the Gay

Episode 58: Catch the Gay

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This week the ladies discuss the notion that there may be too much of ‘the gay’ in the media. Masika Kalysha says Adam and Steve kissing on tv is no different than Adam and Eve and it’s all suggestible for kids. Shay thinks it’s homophobia disguised as concern for children. Meanwhile, Dice isn’t sure if she’s ready to have the talk with her kids about sex, sexuality, gender, etc

Keeping in line with the theme, Tank’s latest sit down with Lip Service has everyone wondering if an experiment or two automatically makes you gay or bi. Is sexuality really a spectrum or is it black, white or gray? During tv time the ladies discuss all of the fuckery that is Doctor Foster and the sadness that is This is Us✨

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Oct 24, 201901:52:08
Episode 57: Trafficking

Episode 57: Trafficking

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Shay and Dice discuss sex trafficking after seeing a recent interview on the breakfast club. The ladies share their thoughts on Toni Riveria’s story as well as other stats on trafficking of young black women in America.

Later during tv time, streaming wins as they discuss Rhythm and Flow, Fractured, and Doctor Foster. Dice is tired of you folks spoiling Power for her and both of the ladies are over scary ass cops taking the lives of innocent people. ✨

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Oct 17, 201901:47:40
Episode 56: You Have a Dad Too

Episode 56: You Have a Dad Too

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ After watching the last episode of Married to Medicine, the ladies have a few choice words for Contessa’s husband, Scott aka Paul when it comes to this weeks topic: being the primary caregiver in a two parent household.

Later, Dice is still trying to figure out why and how Tariq is still alive on Power during tv time and Shay puts some respect on Tyler Perry’s name during tea time. Other topics include more on the head ass that is Amber Guyger as well as the angry birds of Basketball Wives✨

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Oct 10, 201901:38:07
Episode 55: Dear Yt People

Episode 55: Dear Yt People

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week Shay and Dice are discussing yt people. Topics include Amber Guyger, dealing with the alpha yt man at work and passive aggressive yt women at the grocery store. For tv time the ladies cover part 3 of the #RHOP reunion, Power and fall tv. For tea time another yt lady, Stacey Dash is going to jail. ✨ IG & Twitter: @TheChattyPattys Facebook: The Chatty Pattys Podcast Website: TheChattyPattys.com Email: TheChattyPattys@yahoo.com
Oct 03, 201901:49:16
Episode 54: Black Men, Explain

Episode 54: Black Men, Explain

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week the ladies are joined by Mr. Victory himself aka Duncan to discuss the disconnect between men and women in relationships. Topics on the docket: Black men DO cheat. Are men only loved with conditions? What does submission really mean? Duncan stays to discuss Tekashi 69 and y’all President for tea time and then Dice and Duncan catch Shay up on #Power for tv time. You can check out Duncan’s motivational podcast every Wednesday at #MomentofVictory on Spotify and if you haven’t checked it out yet, The Chatty Patty’s are featured on the latest episode of #MamaMeetsWorld Podcast✨ IG & Twitter: @TheChattyPattys Facebook: The Chatty Pattys Podcast Website: TheChattyPattys.com Email: TheChattyPattys@yahoo.com
Sep 26, 201901:56:60
Episode 53: And I Oop!

Episode 53: And I Oop!

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week the ladies cover all of the ‘and I oop’ moments of the week: Candace Owens vs. TI and her twitter feed, the non-existent Bahamas relief from y’all President and his folks, the hologram tour, and people being sued as they recover from back surgery. For tv time they discuss the ain’t shitness that is the decisions made on the Married at First Sight finale. Next up, Dice is not here for old man John on #RHOP and both of the ladies are patiently waiting for what seems to be a juicy part two reunion special. Shay does not think VH1s Girl Cruise needs a reunion, especially not a multiple part reunion but salute to Lil Kim anyway. If you haven’t checked it out yet, The Chatty Patty’s are featured on the Mama Meets World Podcast so after you check us out make sure to tune in there as well. ✨ IG & Twitter: @TheChattyPattys Facebook: The Chatty Pattys Podcast Website: TheChattyPattys.com Email: TheChattyPattys@yahoo.com
Sep 19, 201901:35:56
Episode 52: Code Violations

Episode 52: Code Violations

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week the ladies discuss the code of guidelines in friendships and relationships. Dice offers her own personal sweet baby ray’s list of code violations while Shay has a mayonnaise list courtesy of Google.

Later they discuss the many code violations that occurred on the season premiere of #MarriedToMedicine and what looks to be a juicy reunion on #RHOP this upcoming Sunday. Then they venture into the tragedy that is Pimp starring Keke Palmer and the crime doc Who Killed Garrett Phillips.

The tea this week was lukewarm so the ladies briefly discuss Tekashi 69, MJ’s contributions to the Bahamas relief, and TI’s new podcast.

The Chatty Patty’s are also featured on the Mama Meets World Podcast so after you check us out make sure to tune in there as well. ✨

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Sep 12, 201901:55:11
Episode 51: Are We Alcoholics?

Episode 51: Are We Alcoholics?

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week Shay and Dice discuss whether or not they’re alcoholics. Shay thinks she has a problem since she seems to forget huge chunks of the night when intoxicated. By definition Dice says she may be a binge drinker since she can take them down {pause}.

Later on they discuss Hosea Chanchez, Jay-Z (again), Serena killing shit, and a reformed Snoop. During tv time the ladies realize that they’re trash because they both enjoyed Dave Chappelle’s new Netflix special.✨

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Sep 05, 201901:47:22
Episode 50: The Ain't Shxt Episode

Episode 50: The Ain't Shxt Episode

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week Shay and Dice celebrate their 50th episode with special guests Fresh & B. Hill aka the #PodGods from the podcast The Ain’t Shxt Show.

Tune in to hear how all roads lead to slavery, messy chicks vs. hatin dudes, HBO’s documentary I Love You, Now Die, Epstein, Jay Z and the NFL, the blackplanet days, student loans, artificial intelligence and more. Fresh also gives us a play by play on the new Chicken Sandwich from Popeyes. As always, tell a friend to tell a friend.  ✨

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Aug 22, 201902:09:36
Episode 49: Maintenance Sex

Episode 49: Maintenance Sex

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week the ladies are discussing sex expectations amongst married couples. Shay thinks maintenance sex could be beneficial to keep the spice in the relationship but Dice ain’t feelin it if the connection ain’t right. 

During tv time, they take a trip down memory lane to discuss all the sex in Sex And The City, then on to more current sex scenes they cover Pray Tell getting him some young meat 🍆 Later the ladies discuss the Nicki drama for tea time.

How many times a week should married couples be getting it in? Let us know in the comment section and don’t forget to tell a friend to tell a friend ✨

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Aug 15, 201901:45:22
Episode 48: Y’alls America

Episode 48: Y’alls America

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week Shay and Dice discuss current events in the news. Topics on the docket include the mass shootings in Texas and Ohio, gun control and ya’lls president still not knowing what to say 🙄 During tv and tea time, the ladies chat about the new season of Love & Hip Hop Hollywood, #RHOP, Iyanla’s spicy two Part season finale, and more! IG & Twitter: @TheChattyPattys Facebook: The Chatty Pattys Podcast Website: TheChattyPattys.com Email: TheChattyPattys@yahoo.com
Aug 08, 201901:50:16
Episode 47: On God

Episode 47: On God

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ The ladies share their thoughts on religion this week. Tune in to find out who the real heathen is and be sure to direct your prayers her way so she don’t go to hell 😂 During tea and tv time, Shay and Dice discuss if they coulda made it in the #BGC house in their early 20s and try to figure out how people are still getting Catfished! Also, thanks is given to Lori Harvey, as she single handedly put the City Girls in an unbeatable lead! #hotgirlsummer ✨ IG & Twitter: @TheChattyPattys Facebook: The Chatty Pattys Podcast Website: TheChattyPattys.com Email: TheChattyPattys@yahoo.com
Aug 01, 201901:49:17
Episode 46: TV With a Side of Tea

Episode 46: TV With a Side of Tea

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ The ladies recap their lit #hotwifesummer weekend and chop it up about the shows they’ve been tuned into

Tea time includes Nicole Murphy caught kissing her “family”, Kelz little girlfriend finally being free and acting up on the internet & Blac Chyna and her toxic ass mama. 

If you don’t want your favorite show spoiled, check out the time stamps below and let us know what tv shows we should be watching in the comment section!

9:40 - lion king

18:00 #lhhatl reunion

31:00 #mafs

44:04 #Euphoria

47:56 #Pose

53:38 #BigLittleLies

1:01:12 #GirlsCruise

1:06:15 #RHOP

1:08:44 #BBWLA

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Jul 25, 201901:44:13
Episode 45: Pick Me

Episode 45: Pick Me

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ As the ladies discuss what the pick me criteria is, they start to wonder if they fit the definition? 🧐 While some of their picks for famous pick me’s may be obvious (insert Ayesha Curry) others may surprise you. Let us know if we missed any notable pick me’s in the comment section.

During tea & tv time the ladies discuss the randomness that is VH1s Girls Cruise, Kelz finally getting tf up outta here and pod beef. 

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Jul 18, 201901:34:32
Episode 44: We Hate Humans

Episode 44: We Hate Humans

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ Once again raggedy humans have been on the internet cutting up and Shay and Dice are over it. Wonderful people are mad about mythical creatures. Chicks that haven’t eaten a vegetable since 2010 are visiting the organic produce section for likes. Blue Bell is pressing charges. Disney World is gonna stop letting “the blacks” in their parks. The ladies wanna know what’s up with y’all!?

During tv time Dice is finally getting caught up on the juicy last season of Married At First Sight. Shay shares her concern with her daughter’s high school experience if its gonna be anything like Zendaya’s Euphoria. Let us know your thoughts on Ariel, cucumbers, ice cream and Disney fights down in the comment section!

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Jul 11, 201901:28:56
Episode 43: F.M.K.

Episode 43: F.M.K.

Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This holiday week (your holiday), the Chatty Pattys play a nice game of FMK (fck, marry, kill). Their choices are both hilarious and some unexpected!

Later during tea & tv time, the ladies have a heated debate about the Chris Brown lyrics that have all the ladies in an uproar! Are people being sensitive or is Chris Brown really a jerk that hates black women? Let us know your thoughts in the comments section!

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Jul 04, 201901:54:38
Episode 42: In Hindsight

Episode 42: In Hindsight

This week, the Chatty Pattys discuss if they are where they thought they would be at this point in their lives. The ladies give their younger selves advice and chat about where they see themselves in five years. 

Later, Shay and Dice list their top five white tenderoni’s. For tea and tv time, Shay talks about her regret with watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians 🙄 and Dice is tuned into Married at First Sight now that someone she knows is on the show. During the BET awards recap, Dice, the unofficial mayor of DC, lets us know that the opening of the show was for DC natives only, not the DMV and Shay is over it. 

What advice would you give your younger self? For our black and brown listeners, what are some white tenderoni’s on your list? Talk to us in the comment section!!! 

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Jun 27, 201901:32:58
Episode 41: Hypothetically Of Course

Episode 41: Hypothetically Of Course

This week on The Chatty Patty’s, the ladies ask each other what they would do in hypothetical situations. Baby mama drama, curfews, child support, and side babies are all on the list of situations discussed. 

For tea and tv time Dice doesn’t see what the commotion is surrounding Lavar Ball’s comments and is trying to figure out how Mya got invited to the cruise. Shay is finally attempting to catch up on FX’s Pose and thinks Flavor of Love deserves an award for putting ratchet tv on the map.

Let us know in the comment section what you do in these situations!

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Jun 20, 201901:44:04
Episode 40: Buy Black, Bih!

Episode 40: Buy Black, Bih!

On this week’s episode The Chatty Patty's discuss why it’s important to support black businesses, authors, musicians, and creators. Dice shares her experience with unprofessionalism while Shay shares some of her feedback on what support looks like for small black business owners.  

For tea and tv time the ladies discuss part two of the Mitchell family fuckery on Iyanla and Tamar’s extraness on #BFV. Side note: Dice needs to watch episode one of the new season of Black Mirror 👀👀👀 Shoutout the black businesses you support in the comment section. We all we got!!!! 

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Jun 13, 201901:26:33
Episode 39: Happy Wife, Happy Life?

Episode 39: Happy Wife, Happy Life?

The Chatty Patty's recently created a poll and asked the fellas if the slogan happy wife, happy life is toxic? For once, Shay is on the side of the men while Dice is not feeling it. Let us know your opinion on the subject in the comment section!  Later during tea & tv time the ladies chat about Adrienne Houghton's sex drive, the return of Iyana Fix My Life, When They See Us, and if it's okay for a man to hit a woman if she spit on him. IG & Twitter: @TheChattyPattys Facebook: The Chatty Pattys Podcast Website: TheChattyPattys.com Email: TheChattyPattys@yahoo.com 

Jun 06, 201901:36:27
Episode 38: Participation Awards.

Episode 38: Participation Awards.

This week the Chatty Pattys talk about participation awards and if they serve a purpose. Shay doesn’t see the issue with them while Dice thinks all awards should be earned. The ladies later discuss dating outside of your race and being in love with two people at the same time! Jon Snow in rehab, Meek being denied entry, Ellen’s stepdad and Chyna Hussle are on the docket for tea. IG & Twitter: @TheChattyPattys Facebook: The Chatty Pattys Podcast Website: TheChattyPattys.com Email: TheChattyPattys@yahoo.com 
May 30, 201901:37:04
Episode 37: Abort Mission

Episode 37: Abort Mission

The ladies of the Chatty Patty’s discuss the new abortion laws and both agree that the government should not be allowed to police women’s bodies. Later, Shay asks the male listeners to define what it means to ‘let a man be a man’ and Dice is considering limiting her meat intake (pause 😂) after watching the documentary Dominion. Tea time includes Hazel ‘who is she’ E and The Chi’s Jason Mitchell. Game of Thrones series finale is discussed but no time stamp for spoilers this week. Either you saw it or you didn’t 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ 

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May 23, 201902:05:21
Episode 36: We Want Prenups!

Episode 36: We Want Prenups!

In light of actor Jesse Williams legal woes, the Chatty Patty’s are discussing prenups, alimony and child support. Dice thinks these heauxs need to get a job while Shay believes their lifestyle should be maintained, especially if the breadwinner cheated. Weigh in with your opinion below in the comment section! Later the ladies briefly discuss Ayesha Curry and the Joe/Cyn drama.

GoT spoilers: 1:13:38 - 1:30:33

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May 09, 201901:44:29