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Chickens Can't See Cubes

Chickens Can't See Cubes

By Piper Dawes and Christopher Parr
A podcast all about 100% true facts that have not at all been made up. Especially not by host Piper Dawes (@pipertalks), or Christopher Parr (@trilbynorton), the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research. You probably could make it up, but we haven’t. Honest!
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Episode 82: Chickens Can't See the End of Chickens Can't See Cubes
Join host Piper Dawes and Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, for the final episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes.
51:40
January 24, 2022
Episode 81: Chickens Can't See the Handforth Parish Council Wax Museum
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about animal auditions, described holidays, human waxworks, and fake gods.
23:32
January 17, 2022
Episode 80: Chickens Can't See the Facts Discussed in This Episode
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about ersatz eggs, fatally bad poetry, performance panic, and football fascism.
22:04
January 10, 2022
Episode 79: Chickens Can't See the Poseidon Adventure Adventure Cruise
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about state sorcerers, smuggler smuggling, cruise-based cruises, and football fan art.
28:55
January 03, 2022
Episode 78: Chickens Can't See the End of 2021
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about the facts that defined 2021, like a perplexed protester, veracious anti-vaxxers, Earth-bound billionaires, and entertaining infinity.
27:00
December 27, 2021
Episode 77: Chickens Can't See the 2021 Christmas Special (feat. the Church of the Time Travelling Jesus)
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about noble snowmen, a time travelling Jesus, forbidden festivities, and a very crocodilian Christmas in the Chickens Can't See Cubes Christmas special.
40:11
December 20, 2021
Episode 76: Chickens Can't See the 954 Elgiva Tour
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about multiple mausoleums, zonked zoos, meerkat celebrities, and fancy dress farmers.
32:40
December 13, 2021
Episode 75: Chickens Can't See the Department of Opposites
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about social citations, antonymic organisations, ecclesiastical adjustments, and games for the birds.
39:17
December 06, 2021
Episode 74: Chickens Can't See the Most Annoying Person in the World
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about mailman missives, feline finishing schools, aggravating awards, and sinister strollers.
32:02
November 29, 2021
Episode 73: Chickens Can't See Queuey Queueis and the Queues
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about banned butties, querulous queuers, experimental unions, and snack stockpiles.
38:54
November 22, 2021
Episode 72: Chickens Can't See the Best Queen Lookalike in the Business
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about Boris' babes, milk cap combat, commercialised combatants, and Liz lookalikes.
47:16
November 14, 2021
Episode 71: Chickens Can't See Holidays Beyond the Simulation
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about witchy refugees, podcast permits, the very nature of reality, and rascally runners.
44:06
November 08, 2021
Episode 70: Chickens Can't See Matrimonial Selection
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about communist critters, a historical Home Alone, moneyed messiahs, and wearisome weddings.
35:06
November 01, 2021
Episode 69: Chickens Can't See the 2021 Halloween Special (feat. the Phantom Farter)
In this special Halloween episode, join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about ghosts, spectres, phantoms, and apparitions.
42:50
October 18, 2021
Episode 68: Chickens Can't See Humans Disguised as Humans
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about singular soccer, novice news, method monkeys, and contaminated crisps.
38:45
October 18, 2021
Episode 67: Chickens Can't See Volcanoes in Disguise
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about celebrity snooping, curatorial competitions, peak pugnacity, and the real Ronald McDonald.
38:02
October 11, 2021
Episode 66: Chickens Can't See Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about rainbow hunters, imaginative athletes, culinary translations, and the Bushes' bushes.
38:56
October 04, 2021
Episode 65: Chickens Can't See Mickey Mouse's Intestinal Tract
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about aqueous amnesties, Disney interdictions, counterfeit countries, and escalator entertainments.
37:19
September 27, 2021
Episode 64: Chickens Can't See the Spider-Man(TM) Doomsday Clock
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about cetaceous companion animals, time capsules, misappropriating motorways, and apocalyptic ancients.
42:47
September 20, 2021
Episode 63: Chickens Can't See the National Fuzzdoodle Committee
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about soaring sponges, altered airmen, real-life superheroes, and academic animals.
41:07
September 13, 2021
Episode 62: Chickens Can't See How Much I Knee-d You
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about pooch pilots, coiffured killers, cutting-edge confessionals, and affairs of the knee.
37:31
September 06, 2021
Episode 61: Chickens Can't See Team Objective Make All Tomatoes Officially (Fruit)
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about fruit fanatics, minor monuments, door-to-door acting, and hypnotic hoodwinks.
43:27
August 30, 2021
Episode 60: Chickens Can't See Witch Spice
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about punishment pals, eccentric interviews, magic music, and car coiffeur.
45:28
August 23, 2021
Episode 59: Chickens Can't See Mushrooms Down Your Trousers
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about rodent rumps, dinky dinghies, plant plants, and toilet books.
54:16
August 16, 2021
Episode 58: Chickens Can't See the King of Thursday
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about equine number plates, phosphorescent pharmaceuticals, a 24 hour emperor, and the wasps and the snakes.
46:33
August 09, 2021
Episode 57: Chickens Can't See Air Cordens
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about abridged antiquities, specious security, self-assembly planets, and Nike or Nike.
37:35
August 02, 2021
Episode 56: Chickens Can't See the Guild of Rickrollers
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a cadaverous king, hilarious hats, regulated Rickrolls, and a sorcerous slammer.
42:58
July 25, 2021
Episode 55: Chickens Can't See David Attenborough, Pet Detective
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about destructive wee, immature athletes, David Attenborough PI, and ecclesiastical emojis.
51:05
July 18, 2021
Episode 54: Chickens Can't See What Steve McFadden is Wearing
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about insect rentals, pineapple passion, Dr Seuss disinformation, and Desperate Dan's diet.
45:04
July 12, 2021
Episode 53: Chickens Can't See the Chickens Can't See Cubes One Year Anniversary Special
Happy birthday to us! Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about millinery malfeasance, moss piglets on the moon, misplaced merriment, and computerised combat in this very special live episode celebrating one whole year of Chickens Can't See Cubes.
03:05:18
July 10, 2021
Episode 52: Chickens Can't See the History of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research - Part Two
In this second and final instalment of a special two-part episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes, join Piper Dawes as she delves into the long and storied history of the Munchausen Institute. Travel back to the future and discover how the Institute dealt with a constantly shifting new century. Featuring interviews with Christopher Parr, director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research.
27:29
June 28, 2021
Episode 51: Chickens Can't See the History of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research - Part One
In this first of a special two-part episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes, join Piper Dawes as she delves into the long and storied history of the Munchausen Institute. Travel back to the late history times and discover how the Institute was founded, and by whom. Featuring interviews with Christopher Parr, director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research.
35:19
June 21, 2021
Episode 50: Chickens Can't See the Chickens Can't See Cubes Fiftieth Episode Extravaganza
Join host Piper Dawes and Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, for this very special fiftieth episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes, in which they discuss entirely new totally true facts, check in with some old favourites, and talk to a mysterious mystery guest.
01:36:01
June 14, 2021
Episode 49: Chickens Can't See the Bolshevik Beard Ban
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about herbaceous humour, veni vidi vending, piliferous prohibitions, and space sperm.
43:02
June 07, 2021
Episode 48: Chickens Can't See Perseus the Potato
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about not a new novel, crane conspiracies, Pollock prophecies, and tuber champions.
48:26
May 31, 2021
Episode 47: Chickens Can't See the Trans-Temporal Society for Time Travellers, Chrononauts, and Anachronists
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about poo purveyors, unethical adverts, time travel, and homemade Holmes.
48:25
May 24, 2021
Episode 46: Chickens Can't See Gary the Thunder God
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about Y2K, teenage tyrants, sports day swindlers, and lightning lovers.
53:25
May 17, 2021
Episode 45: Chickens Can't See the Model Model Elswyth Model Village Society
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about aerosol armour, button banks, model models, and acting for alcohol.
01:01:47
May 10, 2021
Episode 44: Chickens Can't See Animal Farm 2: Animals in the City
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about sacrilegious socialism, Antarctic emporiums, uninteresting athletes, and Orwellian animals.
56:32
May 03, 2021
Episode 43: Chickens Can't See Walter Matthau's Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor
It's the Chickens Can't See Cubes Oscars special! Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about substitute statuettes, non-existent nominees, formulaic films, and mediocre movies. And find out the winners of the prestigious and real Fact Awards.
48:22
April 26, 2021
Episode 42: Chickens Can't See Homing Snails
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about chicken tournaments, lucky slaps, globe-trotting gastropods, and Victorian nuisances.
01:06:15
April 19, 2021
Episode 41: Chickens Can't See the Curse of Pluto
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about human sporting equipment, a musical municipality, a puppet prohibition, and cursed characters.
01:01:40
April 12, 2021
Episode 40: Chickens Can't See the Monkey Police
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a monstrous messiah, DIY filmmaking, monkey pigs, and royal rentals.
01:01:52
April 05, 2021
Episode 39: Chickens Can't See Cupboards
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about cubberds, reluctant racers, LEGO history, and the longest larceny.
01:01:47
March 29, 2021
Episode 38: Chickens Can't See Agent Fezzik
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about photo fun, celebrity secret agents, peculiar punishments, and a wiki war.
01:06:01
March 22, 2021
Episode 37: Chickens Can't See the Owner of the Moon
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about farcical fascists, a sanitorium for saviours, medium music, and astronomical real estate.
59:39
March 15, 2021
Episode 36: Chickens Can't See the Abominable Welshman
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a poltergeist president, accidental animals, Cymraeg cryptids, and museum munchies.
01:00:17
March 08, 2021
Episode 35: Chickens Can't See the Great Fire of Brampton
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a famous fire, gull gangs, apposite night, and Charles Dance.
50:03
March 01, 2021
Episode 34: Chickens Can't See Bone Eruptions
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about competitive farting, zoological justice, edible electrons, and bone eruptions.
53:41
February 22, 2021
Episode 33: Chickens Can't See Elongated Edward
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about the visible man, a cult for cult films, anaesthetic theatre, and a toy story.
57:56
February 15, 2021
Episode 32: Chickens Can't See Bibleworld
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about faecal fortunes, bogus broadcasts, unsuccessful sphering, and theological theme parks.
01:02:17
February 08, 2021
Episode 31: Chickens Can't See Intergalactic Football
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about early internet slang, incestuous impediments, and the invention of football.
52:00
February 01, 2021
Episode 30: Chickens Can't See Blairball
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about belligerent booze, political pastimes, animals apps, and Kentucky Fried Funerals.
39:00
January 25, 2021
Episode 29: Chickens Can't See Birthplace of the Universe
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about weaponised wine, bureaucratic ball games, decrepit desserts, and medieval dating advice.
42:47
January 18, 2021
Episode 28: Chickens Can't See Kim Jong-il's Karate Chop Action
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about moving mountains, Aztec poetry, hooked hymenopterans, and totalitarian toys.
44:34
January 11, 2021
Episode 27: Chickens Can't See Roving Gonads
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about morbid mantis mating, movie misunderstandings, glacial vengeance, and dinosaur devotion.
45:40
January 04, 2021
Episode 26: Chickens Can't See the End of 2020
The year is almost over, and what a year it's been. In this special end of year episode, join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about animal orphanages, unconventional cures, racism and hunger, and a terrifying Trump.
38:50
December 28, 2020
Episode 25: Chickens Can't See Santa's Zombie Children
'Tis the season for totally true facts. In this special Christmas episode, join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about alternative gifts, unusual traditions, undead helpers, and the War on Christmas.
49:18
December 21, 2020
Episode 24: Chickens Can't See the War of the Holy Spoon
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about real ghostbusters, communist cowboys, political punishments, and cutlery conflicts.
39:06
December 14, 2020
Episode 23: Chickens Can't See Testicle Funerals
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about saying goodbye to gonads, endangered insects (not bands), pugnacious play areas, and tittering terrorists.
32:55
December 07, 2020
Episode 22: Chickens Can't See Hans the Bladder
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a festival that takes the piss, avian Elvis fans, not a World Record holder, and reptile rantings.
42:07
November 30, 2020
Episode 21: Chickens Can't See DCI Frank Burnside
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a deceptively simple game, a terrifying alternative to the tooth fairy, felonious fowl, and police officers on Pluto.
37:38
November 23, 2020
Episode 20: Chickens Can't See the Hairy Count
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a massive mound of meat, papal presents, comedy kaiju, and profane public houses.
39:42
November 16, 2020
Episode 19: Chickens Can't See the Great Filipino Crab War
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about alcoholic elephants, a parrot of letters, clashing crustaceans, and a race that goes nowhere.
40:06
November 09, 2020
Episode 18: Chickens Can't See Donald Trump
In this special US election episode, join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about the orange-haired menace. As the battle for America's soul (and perhaps even the world's)...
46:56
November 02, 2020
Episode 17: Chickens Can't See Halloween
In this special Halloween episode, join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about vampires, zombies, witches, and werewolves. Also, find out how Chris handles broadcasting...
53:37
October 26, 2020
Episode 16: Chickens Can't See Lenin's Magic Willy
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about walrush fashion, fatal fortunes, socialist semen, and useless memes.
43:22
October 19, 2020
Episode 15 - Chickens Can't See Disco Ants
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about bugs who boogie, a secret sibling, recursive attractions, and why asbestos is asBESTos.
42:47
October 12, 2020
Episode 14: Chickens Can't See Mussolini's Imaginary Friend
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about banging Bigfoot, Mussolini's made up mate, Eastenders' cold war, and some very fussy eaters.
46:44
October 05, 2020
Episode 13: Chickens Can't See The Omelette Of Shame
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about an adorable Viking custom, shape-shifting Scientologists, S Club 7's literary ambitions, and contumacious clowns.
44:24
September 28, 2020
Episode 12: Chickens Can't See the Obligatory Clip Show
Unfortunately, due to a series of spurious lawsuits taking up everyone's time, there are no new facts this week. However, please join Christopher Parr, director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, as he presents his four favourite facts from the podcast so far.
39:30
September 21, 2020
Episode 11: Chickens Can't See Bogart's Big Cats
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about exposed Olympians, felines of the rich and famous, McComputers, and a social media martyr.
45:10
September 14, 2020
Episode 10: Chickens Can't See Haunted Outhouses
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about mass martial arts, a chimpanzee church, a possessed potty, and the best Batman film never made.
33:43
September 07, 2020
Episode 9: Chickens Can't See Miss Underworld
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a calamitous culinary computer, stupid ska babies, comely corpses, and not so tiny dancers.
29:29
August 31, 2020
Episode 8: Chickens Can't See Caveman Stand-Up
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about soda genes, a cursed football match, paleolithic performers, and some unusual couriers.
38:44
August 24, 2020
Episode 7: Chickens Can't See The Fart Museum
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about Ernest Hemingway, the royal right to your mail, soiled diplomacy, and a gallery of guffs.
35:56
August 17, 2020
Episode 6: Chickens Can't See Hungry Erasmus
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about Roman fast food, a deadly cure for the Black Death, male members, and Boris Johnson's marital status.
32:00
August 10, 2020
Episode 5: Chickens Can't See God Squads
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a particularly stupid lizard, speaking to gods, alien abductions, and macro microorganisms.
44:23
August 03, 2020
Episode 4: Chickens Can't See Dolphin Theatre
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about the real price of Apple products, a secret football team, aquatic arts, and a forgotten sacred text.
38:25
July 27, 2020
Episode 3: Chickens Can't See Hitlermensch
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a furry diplomat, a politically problematic superhero, a fatal food fight, and cereal celibacy.
37:18
July 20, 2020
Episode 2: Chickens Can't See David Boreanaz
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about a flighty elected official, fingering a Roman god, a phantom footballer, and the skeletons (or lack thereof) in Hollywood's...
42:54
July 13, 2020
Episode 1: Chickens Can't See Cubes
Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about the spatial awareness of chickens, Donald Trump’s personal aroma, a peculiar form of Ancient Chinese money, and the new oldest...
44:41
July 06, 2020