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ChocoLumpia Lessons

By ChocoLumpia

Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe You’ll laugh...You’ll cry...Ok maybe not, but I hope to provide insight, motivation, laughter and relief from your daily life through sharing experiences from my quirky viewpoints. Covering topics from business to fitness to overall wellness and more! Follow me for some perspective from a chick who gives zero f*cks, but all from love! I am not a therapist or licensed Psychologist but I am a teacher and businesswoman with over 107 years experience. Let’s laugh at how crazy life can be and enjoy the ride!
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ChocoLumpia Lessons Mar 24, 2019

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Episode 134: A ChocoLumpia Lesson On Reframing Your Mindset 🧠🧐

Episode 134: A ChocoLumpia Lesson On Reframing Your Mindset 🧠🧐

Tony Robbins, Trent Reznor, JLo?! Oh my! Sup #TCLLT?! Listen in as I share how we’re gonna be superhuman and reframe our mindset in 2024. Here are my links, too! Subscribe to all of the things. Luv ya! 🖤 My links & website: Future video podcast episodes will live here: patreon.com/ChocoLumpia subscribe now! 🤘🏽 https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia http://www.ChocoLumpia.com https://themixtechnique.myshopify.com for them new wellness supplements! 🫚🍵👩🏽‍🏫
Feb 27, 202449:02
Episode 133: This Crazy Ride! 🫶🏽
Jan 01, 202416:56
Episode 132: Imposter’s Syndrome 😟
Sep 21, 202345:26
Episode 131: 8.8.2023✨
Aug 09, 202350:04
Episode 130: May Reflect, June Glow Up✨
Jun 02, 202357:19
Episode 129: Nobody Gives A Sh*t 🤭

Episode 129: Nobody Gives A Sh*t 🤭

Hiya frens! It’s Truth Tuesday and I got a lot to say. Warning: This episode is meant to inspire you to be better but in order to get there, I need to give it to ya straight. No hurt feelings meant-just strap in and put yer big panties on for this dose of a wake up call. Luv you, mean it! 💛 Podcast show notes reference: www.trinirecoveryresidence.org Here are my links, too! Subscribe to all of the things. Luv ya! My website: http://www.ChocoLumpia.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/ChocoLumpia Podcast on Anchor: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons Podcast on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1WTUR3pOgykPdpCm4kjIyJ?si=lyXrnnWQTF64AnANdMb-WQ My Linktree with ALL Links & Affiliates: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia Throne link: https://throne.me/u/chocolumpia Amazon Influencer Store: https://www.amazon.com/shop/chocolumpia?ref=inf_pub_chocolumpia Find me on Threadless @ChocoLumpia for merch! https://chocolumpia.threadless.com/ ChocoLumpia Wish List! https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PR76TCS95IPN?ref_=wl_share
Apr 19, 202359:43
Episode 128: Self Worth & Life Advice From A 74 Year Old

Episode 128: Self Worth & Life Advice From A 74 Year Old

Sup Tribe?! Omg. Welp, March happened amirite? 😆 Anyhoodles, I hope you’ve all been kicking ass and taking names. Listen in as I share the importance of self-worth, self-value, my thoughts on social media/new verification, my 2 years sober anniversary and advice from a cool 74 year old woman I met last month. Don’t forget to leave a 5 ⭐️ rating & review! And if you would like to support me on other platforms, follow these links here 💛 SALAMAT! 💓💓💓 My Website: https://ChocoLumpia.com All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia ChocoLumpia Lessons YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChocoLumpiaLessons IG: https://instagram.com/chocolumpia Subscribe to my Podcast and contribute to future content: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe My Amazon Storefront-shopping here sends me some change. Shop my fave things: https://www.amazon.com/shop/chocolumpia My Amazon Wishlist-contribute to my content creation! ‘Ppreciate! https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PR76TCS95IPN?ref_=wl_share TCLLT Merch: https://chocolumpia.threadless.com
Mar 31, 202355:56
Episode 127: Aquarius SZN MFers! ♒️
Feb 02, 202301:00:29
Episode 126: IDGAF NYE Eve Edition 🥳
Dec 31, 202258:23
Episode 125: Ego, Gossip & Horror…Ohmahgawd 👻
Oct 27, 202201:00:44
Episode 124: Let It Go 🙏🏽

Episode 124: Let It Go 🙏🏽

Happy No FXXXs Given Friday, TCLLT! Listen in as I break down the importance of celebrating W’s (wins) and acknowledging L’s (losses). I share why I’m inspired by BadAss Women and why I work towards being one despite the societal backlashes of it 🤘🏽 Season 5 of The Handmaid’s Tale is coming and I review some eemporaant take aways from the last 3 episodes of Season 4 (SPOILERS-but if you’ve seen the trailer for 5, you already know 🤪). I also discuss how music is a massive turn on and share some great music that has been featured in current blockbuster shows and how happy I am about it. How do I get a job picking the soundtrack of shows & films? I want 💜🤘🏽 SALAMAT for listening, frens! The #TCLLT Playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5nYHy8x5S0Kue5epPxAmxz?si=ZYDl5OwaQQ-ZsqvXUsgKSQ SALAMAT! 💛 •My Amazon Storefront-shopping here sends me some change. Follow me! Shop my fave things: https://www.amazon.com/shop/chocolumpia •Connect with me here! My Website: https://ChocoLumpia.com •All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia •Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/chocolumpia •Subscribe to my Podcast and contribute to future content: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe •TCLLT Merch: https://chocolumpia.threadless.com •My Amazon Wishlist-contribute to my content creation! ‘Ppreciate! https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PR76TCS95IPN?ref_=wl_share
Aug 27, 202201:00:42
Episode 123: Life is a Rollercoaster!🎢

Episode 123: Life is a Rollercoaster!🎢

Frens! Let’s check in-how are you, Tribe? Are you good? Join me for tonight’s episode where I share ideas for how you can get back on track when you’re feeling like your energy has been affected (either by outside sources or internal work we need to do). I dissect RENAISSANCE and relate it to life, discuss the differences between arrogance & confidence, and lots of talk about why self-reflection, self-confidence & self-love are muy eemporaant. Also, how doing things that make you uncomfortable and push you outside of your comfort zone can and will make you a more well-rounded human. Enjoy the delirious energy! Lurve yas 💛 Connect with me here! My Website: https://ChocoLumpia.com All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia Shop My Closet: https://poshmark.com/closet/chocolumpia Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/chocolumpia Subscribe to my Podcast and contribute to future content: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe TCLLT Merch: https://chocolumpia.threadless.com My Amazon Storefront-shopping here sends me some change. Shop my fave things: https://www.amazon.com/shop/chocolumpia My Amazon Wishlist-contribute to my content creation! ‘Ppreciate! https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PR76TCS95IPN?ref_=wl_share
Aug 17, 202201:00:14
Episode 122: Annnnd We’re Back! 🌝💛

Episode 122: Annnnd We’re Back! 🌝💛

Omagash you guysh! Haiiiiiii! Did you miss me, cuz I missed y’all 🥹 Listen in as I share where I’ve been for the last few months, rap about this Full Buck Moon, existential crises, Beyoncé amping us up, energy we’re moving with now and manifesting! Beeeetch…You already know-“Strap in or don’t!” Luv u #TCLLT 💛. Podcast links: Hey ChocoLumpia Lessons Tribe! Inflation sucks. Adam & Eve doesn’t (unless that’s what you want…). Distract yourself with 50% off almost any 1 item plus FREE US/CAN shipping with code LUMPIA at AdamAndEve.com #ad [AD] Be sure to use my specific code/link in bio to save 😘 http://www.adameve.com/?sc=LUMPIA •My Amazon Storefront-shopping here sends me some change. Shop my fave things: https://www.amazon.com/shop/chocolumpia •Connect with me here! My Website: https://ChocoLumpia.com •All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia •Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/chocolumpia •Subscribe to my Podcast and contribute to future content: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe •TCLLT Merch: https://chocolumpia.threadless.com •My Amazon Wishlist-contribute to my content creation! ‘Ppreciate! https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PR76TCS95IPN?ref_=wl_share
Jul 13, 202258:22
Episode 121: What if it worked out perfectly?

Episode 121: What if it worked out perfectly?

Güten Morgen, fam! I woke up today and felt called to share some recent inspiration whilst having my morning coffee & gratitude sesh. Listen in to my rough morning voice and let’s take life by the horns again…except FIGURATIVELY because be nice to animals and don’t be a p.o.s. human. Grab your coffee/tea, maybe a pen & paper and let’s manifest sum güd shiet. Luv y’all! Connect with me here! My Website: https://ChocoLumpia.com All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia Shop My Closet: https://poshmark.com/closet/chocolumpia Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/chocolumpia Subscribe to my Podcast and contribute to future content: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe TCLLT Merch: https://chocolumpia.threadless.com My Amazon Storefront-shopping here sends me some change. Shop my fave things: https://www.amazon.com/shop/chocolumpia My Amazon Wishlist-contribute to my content creation! ‘Ppreciate! https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PR76TCS95IPN?ref_=wl_share
Mar 23, 202239:46
Episode 120: Ruined O’s 😱

Episode 120: Ruined O’s 😱

18+ mature audiences only! I have some questions/concerns/comments about some thangs on the cornhub. I would love for the #TCLLT to let me know their thoughts 😆 Listen in as I share some interesting experiences and chat about bleaching out my eyeballs (figuratively, not licherally-since everyone takes everything so serious nowadays). Maybe don’t eat during this one 🙌🏽 Feel free to email me your similar experiences or DM me on IG referencing this podcast episode. Connect with me here!
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Mar 16, 202247:54
ANNOUNCEMENT!!! 📣
Mar 04, 202207:10
Episode 119: 2/22/22 @ 2:22

Episode 119: 2/22/22 @ 2:22

Happy February! 🎉🥳 It’s been Aquarius season and I definitely relished in it…but as we move into a new month, I wanted to share where I’ve been and what I’ve been up to. From deeeeep self-reflection, human behavior observations, show updates (Inventing Anna, Tinder Swindler, Ozark, Euphoria, Cheer & TGE) and genuine concern for the human race…Strap in or don’t! Also…If you, or someone you know, is in need of help, please speak to someone: The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is a United States-based suicide prevention network of over 160 crisis centers that provides 24/7 service via a toll-free hotline with the number 1-800-273-8255. It is available to anyone in suicidal crisis or emotional distress. Today’s episode also discussed the sad injustices of more Black females in the headlines. This is an unfortunate, common topic and it needs to stop. I can’t even keep up with all of the victims and stories that are not brought to light. Please bring attention to these two stories I recently researched and needed to speak on: Lauren Smith-Fields (TIPS Hotline: 203-576-TIPS) Bridgeport, Connecticut LaVena Johnson (I haven’t watched it but the documentary The Silent Truth on Tubi/Amazon/IMDb). SALAMAT for listening! Please subscribe, share, rate & review. It all helps to keep this podcast going. Follow me on all of my socials & business projects! https://linktr.ee/ChocoLumpia My YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/c/ChocoLumpiaLessons My Sow Eden Affiliate link (save 15% and free shipping on order over $100) https://www.soweden.com/shop?aff=17 OR enter the code CHOCOLUMPIA The #TCLLT Spotify Playlist! It’s finally here 😆🤘🏽 featuring all of the songs I’ve referenced in my episode cuz errybody luv music! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5nYHy8x5S0Kue5epPxAmxz?si=9wIj-A3cTfyqz2Gwx7kgKA
Feb 22, 202201:00:36
Episode 118: Being The Main Character
Jan 15, 202201:00:15
Episode 117: Sorority Brothers

Episode 117: Sorority Brothers

Merry Christmas Eve, TCLLT! I lurve you 🎄♥️ Enjoy this holiday episode whilst I cook Christmas dinner, share my thoughts on believing in oneself, recount the year and share how relieved I am, now, after listening to my guts. Discussions about Roseanne + Dan Connor, childhood and feminism entail. Enjoy! 🤘🏽 My Website: ChocoLumpia.com

All of my links: linktr.ee/chocolumpia

Follow me on IG: instagram.com/chocolumpia Subscribe to my Podcast and contribute to future content: anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe

My Amazon Storefront-shopping here sends me some change. Shop my fave things: www.amazon.com/shop/chocolumpia
Dec 24, 202153:15
Episode 116: Happy Holidays, Don’t Be A C*nt 🎄😘

Episode 116: Happy Holidays, Don’t Be A C*nt 🎄😘

It’s December, biotches! Thank y’all so much for joining me on this journey! Listen in as I share reminders on how to not be c*nty this Holiday season, the evolution of this podcast & No FXXXs Given Friday, the difference between confidence & bragging, attending events sober (8 months this week! 😮) and Sugar Daddies in the wild 😬 Oof, welcome!
Dec 04, 202159:17
Episode 115: ‘Ppreciate

Episode 115: ‘Ppreciate

‘Ppreciate y’all TCLLT! Whatever today means for you, enjoy 💛 In today’s episode I discuss the idea of gratefulness, family, hard truths about being human, corruption, and films that will ruin your Thanksgiving family gatherings 🍽😆😖 Happy Holidays! Don’t be a tw@t 🦃 Podcast Notes: What’s up, ChocoLumpia Lessons Tribe?! Here are my links, too! Subscribe to all of the things. Luv ya! My website: http://www.ChocoLumpia.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/ChocoLumpia Podcast on Anchor: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons Podcast on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1WTUR3pOgykPdpCm4kjIyJ?si=lyXrnnWQTF64AnANdMb-WQ My Linktree with ALL Links & Affiliates: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia Throne link: https://throne.me/u/chocolumpia Amazon Influencer Store: https://www.amazon.com/shop/chocolumpia?ref=inf_pub_chocolumpia Find me on Threadless @ChocoLumpia for merch! https://chocolumpia.threadless.com/
Nov 26, 202157:35
Episode 114: Dark-Tober 👻

Episode 114: Dark-Tober 👻

Warning: Tonight’s podcast episode contains triggering subject matter. But we’re all grown here, so strap in or don’t! Sup Tribe?! The ghosts told me it was time to come back and share some insight on processing life, death, and the internets. Taking a reminder from my frens @suzbub & @childfreemillennial on TikTok to speak up, use my voice and keep sharing for the audience that needs to hear it ♥️🙏🏽
Oct 21, 202159:57
Episode 113: I Said Wut I Said

Episode 113: I Said Wut I Said

Heyoooo! STRAP IN OR DONT! This one might hurt some feelings…if you’re a racist 🤷🏽‍♀️ Listen in as I explain why saying a hard R will get you punched, why I think people are miserable tw@ts and how to be a better human in today’s society by actually listening to other peoples stories and experiences (and shutting TF up). Welcome to it! She comin’ in hawt today 🔥🤬😘
Sep 10, 202101:00:46
SALAMAT TCLLT SUBSCRIBERS! 💛

SALAMAT TCLLT SUBSCRIBERS! 💛

Just an exclusive earhole love nugget for y’all. Tap that “subscribe” button and join the club 😘
Sep 07, 202102:54
Episode 112: Human Behaviour 👽

Episode 112: Human Behaviour 👽

Yeeeow! It’s Friday the 13th and I’ve lost my damn mind-along with the rest of the planet! Weeeeeee 🥳🎉🤪 Listen in as I play DJ and share my fave current “on replay” music on my Spotify, how Björk is a genius, late night dance party deep thoughts, my brain breaking in real time, how fed up I am with human behavior, and people sleeping on me. Are we having fun yet? 🥴😵‍💫 I’m gonna go watch Friday the 13th now. Baaaiiiiiii.
Aug 14, 202101:00:14
Episode 111: Life Credit ✨

Episode 111: Life Credit ✨

Heyyyyyyy Tribe! Surprise, new episode! Listen in on this Tea Tuesday as I share my recent Full Moon in Aquarius-Leo Season manifestation/“new beginnings” rituals, why I’m not watching the Olympics, how to work on Life Credit, me as a ghost 👻, the AUDACITY, the state of the world today & the A24 film Zola and why ees eemporaant. ‘Ppreciate y’all 💛 All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia
Jul 27, 202101:00:13
Episode 110: WTF?! IDFK. IYKYK.

Episode 110: WTF?! IDFK. IYKYK.

Bruh. I don’t even know. 🤣✌🏽🤪🤷🏽‍♀️ Tonight I discuss a whole bunch of shiet from every category. From a horrifying documentary (“Roll Red Roll”), to a horrifying film (“The CloveHitch Killer”-small spoilers 😬 sawwy-and “Synchronic”) to doing what the fxxx you want, fake peeps, protecting your energy, why I think therapy & yoga should be mandatory and why Hip Hop Harry is a G. Strap in or don’t! Comin’ in hawt 🤣🔥🔥🔥 All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia Luv y’all! ‘Ppreciate 💛
Jul 10, 202101:00:41
Episode 109 Meow: The One Where I Get CXLD 🤬

Episode 109 Meow: The One Where I Get CXLD 🤬

Well that escalated quickly! Listen in as I discuss being done with the Privileged Ones, rude asshats, sh*t that shouldn’t have ever been ok and sh*t that shouldn’t be okay today in 2021 but still is 🤦🏽‍♀️, why Ghostemane is my spirit animal and how I feel about allllllllll of the above. THIS IS YOUR TRIGGER WARNING. THIS PODCAST IS NOT FOR AND NEVER HAS BEEN FOR ANYONE UNDER 18. Thank you, good day 😘
Jun 26, 202159:54
Episode 108: Live Yo Lyfe! 🎉🌈💜

Episode 108: Live Yo Lyfe! 🎉🌈💜

Earmuffs! 😂🥴🤷🏽‍♀️ Happy Pride, TCLLT! Nerd out with me on music and theory, the female reproductive system, the effects of Covid, the experience of both general racism AND biracial racism, my 3rd gay crush and owning your fabulousness.
Jun 13, 202159:34
Episode 107: Cloudbusting 🌤

Episode 107: Cloudbusting 🌤

Sometimes we just need to break through the clouds, ya’ll! ‘Ppreciate you for being part of TCLLT and tuning in to the wackiness of this show. Today I discuss silver linings and how they are important for your mental health, the f*cked up shows I’ve been watching, my latest faves to break up the darkness, and my philosophy of No FXXXs Given Friday!
May 31, 202158:37
Episode 106: A Circle Jerk of Happiness

Episode 106: A Circle Jerk of Happiness

TCLLT! You Bet I’m Comin’ Up In May! I’m baaaaaccckkkkkkkk! And ready to talk sum shiet about the philosophy of life, my dark soul, how I cleansed so hoord, decisions, my DMs being closed, my BTS break through, the danger of toxic positivity but how you can work it to your advantage, creepy creep stalkers, and this bomb a** p*** 😹 If you can’t take the heat, GTFO the kitchen, biotch! 🔥
May 21, 202154:52
Episode 105: When the Going Gets Tough

Episode 105: When the Going Gets Tough

Billy Ocean said it best when he said, “When the going gets tough...the tough get going”. Yo, I’m back! This one is full of mic drops and bridge burning...enjoy! 🔥 Shouts out to YMH, Christina P., Tommy Bunz, & El Hendawg for keepin’ the Jeans high n tyte. Keep featherin’ it, chomos! Here are the links mentioned in this episode: My YMH Twerk YouTube short: https://youtube.com/shorts/4oXVNTfuucQ?feature=share Hendawg Music YouTube: https://youtu.be/x1penZ543Ok UnkleShineTv: https://youtu.be/Uf4G19_54W8 Billy Ocean Song: https://youtu.be/-n3sUWR4FV4 All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia Luv y’all! 💛🙏🏽🔪
Apr 09, 202156:53
Episode 104: Look Out For Number 1

Episode 104: Look Out For Number 1

#TCLLT!!! 💛 Wooooooooooow 😂🥴 That’s all I can say about this one. TW’s per the usual. I ‘Ppreciate you for joining me on this journey. In today’s episode I discuss privacy, creepy internet weirdos, getting off the grid, THOTS, MJ, the group The Crystal Method, John Travolta in Staying Alive (please-seriously go watch it RIGHT NOW) and so much music and singing but not in an uncomfortable way...it’s all jokes here. Cuz 🤡 I love y’all so muuuusshhhh!!!
Mar 27, 202148:37
Episode 103: Keep F*ckin’ Truckin’ 🛻

Episode 103: Keep F*ckin’ Truckin’ 🛻

OH. MY. GAWD. TW’s, et al. She came in real hot tonight 🥵🥴 You’ve been warned. Tonight I discuss Imposter Syndrome, your support system, the excuses of chumps not willing to do “the work” on themselves, the reality of Asian Hate, Live•Laugh•Love Toxicity and the “Anti-Social” media. Hey...I’m not for everybody 🤷🏽‍♀️ We rippin’ the filters off this muthaf*cka! Show notes info & links: My New YouTube Channel: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCcS7Xoz6OdA-v4GjO9DQpBA My Sow Eden Affiliate link (save 15% and free shipping on order over $100) https://www.soweden.com/shop?aff=17 OR enter the code CHOCOLUMPIA All of my links: https://linktr.ee/ChocoLumpia Anti-Asian Violence Resources https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co
Mar 20, 202159:19
Episode 102: Shoulda Coulda Woulda Blah Blah Bullsh*t

Episode 102: Shoulda Coulda Woulda Blah Blah Bullsh*t

Hiya Tribe! “Call Them Out” Continues 🙋🏽‍♀️ A continuation of last weeks episode but with real life ChocoLumpia call outs 😱 *already realizing I left some mofo’s out 🤦🏽‍♀️* Oh...Imma keep shining lights, don’t fret! I share a lot of what’s been going on with me lately-emo feels, the importance of having game plans, why therapy is imporaaaant, “friends”, and the typical fun, laughs, good times we have on this podcast. I lurve y’all. 💛 Thank you for being here.
Mar 13, 202101:00:47
Episode 101: Live, Laugh, Love 🤪

Episode 101: Live, Laugh, Love 🤪

Tribe! Ooooooooo she gots a lots to say today 😆 TW’s. We’re calling muerfuqers out today...with love 💛 From pop culture, to crime investigation, to the corruption of society, and how money & fame can affect people...we’re here for it 🤘🏽Links for episode 101: My New YouTube Channel! Subscribe! https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCcS7Xoz6OdA-v4GjO9DQpBA My Sow Eden Affiliate link (save 15% and free shipping on orders over $100) https://www.soweden.com/shop?aff=17 OR enter the code CHOCOLUMPIA Lastly...Keep up with me 😘 All of my links: https://linktr.ee/ChocoLumpia
Mar 06, 202101:00:47
Episode 99: The Business of OnlyFans

Episode 99: The Business of OnlyFans

Mabuhay Tribe! We are soooooooo close to a hunet I can feel it! Early episode cuz y’all had questions and I wanted to answer. Even if having an OnlyFans isn’t your intention, this episode is helpful for anyone wanting to start a business. Listen in as I discuss business mindset, my Top 10 OnlyFans Success Module and lots of other ChocoLumpia Lessons debauchery 😝🤘🏽💛...New coined phrase “RBE”, my BDE, how hating gives you acne, private IG accounts, Reddit and living your best life! Shout out to Helponymous for creating an awesome app to help people feel supported if they can’t quite afford therapy 🙏🏽 Follow all my links mentioned in this episode: linktr.ee/ChocoLumpia Luv y’all!
Feb 26, 202101:00:47
Episode 98: Weird DMs 😬

Episode 98: Weird DMs 😬

Tribe!!! Hai 💛🤘🏽🙌🏽 Today we discuss the weird DMs we’ve all received, story time about my neighbors [*cringe*] and protecting your space. Don’t forget to rate & review this podcast! Save 15% (and FREE shipping) off your orders of the best CBD at www.SowEden.com by using my link: https://www.soweden.com/shop?aff=17 Musical shoutout and all around fangirling for @GinaandtheEasternBlock & @LittleMissNasty 🖤🖤 and stay safe and sexay, my fam! I luh y’all 🥺
Feb 20, 202159:45
Episode 97: I Luv Love 💗🥴
Feb 13, 202101:00:47
Episode 96: Privacy, Bishes! 🤫
Feb 11, 202101:00:43
Episode 95: If You Mad, Stay Mad 🌝

Episode 95: If You Mad, Stay Mad 🌝

Oooooh! We hit the YEAR FOUR mark on Sunday! 🎉🎉🎉 Ber Ber Ber Beeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! ‘Ppreciate y’all 🥺 Pero also....Y’all came ready to foight! 🤪 Jk. But today I share the responses from my IG poll about what women want to say and what men want to say. Don’t shoot the messenger! Issa safe space 🙌🏽 We also talk music (per usual), why I’ve never watched Mad Men, trying to be a good human in 2021, why you should pay for your po7n and society. Please rate & review and now you can sponsor my podcast! Link in show notes. Follow me on IG @ChocoLumpia, subscribe to my Twitch and lmk if you’d tune in live Fridays 5:30pm PST to turn up with me before I record my podcast!? 🎉 AND please subscribe to my new YouTube channel! SALAMAT! Iniibig Kita ❤️
Feb 06, 202101:00:47
Episode 94: Iniibig Kita ❤️✌🏽🇵🇭

Episode 94: Iniibig Kita ❤️✌🏽🇵🇭

Happy #nofxxxsgivenfriday!!!!!! 🔥 Yikes. What a week: Full moon, new moon, blah blah blah. Today I share the anonymous answers y’all shared with me about having immigrant parents. As a 1st generation biracial kid, life was very different from my American friends. Listen in as WE (The ChocoLumpia Lessons Tribe) share these experiences with you. Trigger warnings, excuse my ignorance too, as I try to share these stories and continue sharing my life on this podcast that I love so much. I love y’all ❤️ SALAMAT
Jan 30, 202101:00:47
Episode 93: Aquanemini Season ♒️

Episode 93: Aquanemini Season ♒️

Def the one that gets me cancelled 🤣 IDC!!! It’s Aquarius season AND year FOUR of this podcast y’all!!! 🙀 Wut the actual fxxx?! I’m so happy you’re here. Listen in as I come in hawt 🔥: Discussing wokeness, volleyball, hurt feelings, business, female support, business support, allyship, ads and French Black rappers! I was on a GÜD one today. Enjoy ❤️🎉
Jan 23, 202101:00:43
Episode 92: The Shmevah Cup Wars
Jan 16, 202156:49
Episode 91: Welcome 2021 🥴🎉 Don’t be a POS human being 🤷🏽‍♀️

Episode 91: Welcome 2021 🥴🎉 Don’t be a POS human being 🤷🏽‍♀️

We made it?! 🎉 It’s the first episode of the New Year! Welcome to the sh*t show! Well, let’s talk about the tea, revolutions, my obsession with Black British folks, music (shoutout to @kinobe_music), my 2021 CALENDAR!!!!!!!!!!!! and knowing the difference between support & surveillance with fake ass mofos 😱 Strap in or don’t! Fully uncensored, no FXXXs given ChocoLumpia Lessons vibes, biotch!🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽www.ChocoLumpia.com to order your new calendar of me! 🙃
Jan 09, 202101:00:47
Episode 90: Suqmahmuthafuggendieck! 🎄🔥

Episode 90: Suqmahmuthafuggendieck! 🎄🔥

Merry Christmahanukkwanazaa, my Tribe! Ohhhhh boy! What a year 😬 Let’s discuss how we create a game plan for kicking ass and taking names in 2021 🤘🏽 Tonight I discuss owning your feminine goddess energy (TikTok credit goes to @suzbub), how haterz gon hate 🙄, Centerstage, knowing your worth, music (of course) and how to level tf up! Let’s go 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 If you’re still searching for holiday gifts check out my links! www.ChocoLumpia.com My Amazon Influencer store (shop my favorite things): www.Amazon.com/shop/ChocoLumpia Happiest holidays and New Year, lovies! ❤️
Dec 19, 202001:00:42
Episode 89: Treat Yo’self Like Yer Royalty 👑
Dec 12, 202001:00:37
Episode 88: Judge-y McJudge-ersons

Episode 88: Judge-y McJudge-ersons

Heeeeyooooo!!!! Hi Tribe 🧡 I’ve missed you. What. A. Week. Huhn?! Listen in as I discuss the current chisme/tsismis (español y tagalog) 🍵😋 From music to las dramaticas, to futuristic insults, to Punk-Ass-Bitch Symptoms, to confidence and the peeps who can’t handle it 🤷🏽‍♀️ Strap in! It’s #nofxxxsgivenfriday 😝🤘🏽 I lurve y’all. Don’t forget to leave a review!!!! 🙌🏽😘
Nov 14, 202001:00:05
Episode 87: Die Mad 😆😘❤️

Episode 87: Die Mad 😆😘❤️

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Since when have I given a fxxx?! Welcome to #ChocoLumpiaLessons!!! It’s #nofxxxsgivenfriday and I have some sh*t to say 🤗😬 From sensitive people, to Sociology, to ghosts, to head butting biotches, to Catholic school, to The Handmaid’s Tale (don’t worry! No spoilers! ❤️)...let’s laugh at the apocalypse 🤷🏽‍♀️ “Under His Eye” 👁
Nov 07, 202001:00:35
Episode 86: Election Day BONUS Episode! 🗳

Episode 86: Election Day BONUS Episode! 🗳

Woo Hoo! It’s Election Day! I wanted to make an episode for y’all standing in line, driving to polls or just feeling antsy about the day. Let’s laugh at how crazy life can be 🤣😂😳😨😱 and enjoy the ride, right?! 🎢 Omagheeerd. Listen in as I discuss the importance of today and push one more time to get you to vote! I also discuss the importance of strong self-help habits, the ability to accept and move on, friendships/relationships, plants 🌱 and Bat-Cat-Men 🦇 Yo. IDFK. Welcome to my brain! 😆🤷🏽‍♀️ Luv u guysh 💗
Nov 03, 202055:44