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The Chop'N Beef Show

The Chop'N Beef Show

By Chop N Beef

Good Times talking College Sports.
A crazy cast of characters bantering debauchery.
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The Chop'N Beef ShowMar 20, 2020

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The Good Time Gang is Back

The Good Time Gang is Back

After a couple weeks off the boys are back and manage to get Locks to leave early. Learn all about 7U Texas Youth Baseball from our special guest. All that and a bag of sand!

May 31, 202353:04
S6:E10: The Mother's Day Episode

S6:E10: The Mother's Day Episode

Happy Mother's Day to all of our show mothers, including JJ'n Tampa.

May 10, 202352:11
S6_E9: Much Ado About Nada

S6_E9: Much Ado About Nada

This was a fun one. We talk about a whole lot and yet not much. When did baseball season start? We discuss that and a whole lot more on this week's C'nB!

May 03, 202353:60
S6:Ep.8 - Another C'nB Road Trip

S6:Ep.8 - Another C'nB Road Trip

JJ and Beef had an eventful trip to the Bible Belt. Lock's had to listen. 'Nuff Said. Enjoy the show.

Apr 19, 202353:52
S6:E7: Kokomo

S6:E7: Kokomo

Locks enjoys his trip to the Caribbean, sort of. JJ with some "Sample Fries?" and fun times getting his car towed from his favorite establishment. All that and a Beef impression sure to please. Especially those that like NJ accents.

Apr 12, 202356:57
Texting Etiquette and More

Texting Etiquette and More

The Baseball Preview will have to wait one more week as we discuss texting etiquette, fast food drive thru woes and much much more.

Mar 29, 202358:38
Chop'N Beef Road Trip Episode

Chop'N Beef Road Trip Episode

The boys went on a little road trip and are here to talk about it.  Oh, and many other fun topics, including JJ running the Titanic into an iceberg in Tampa!  You must listen to this episode of the C'nB Show. It's a DOOZY!

Mar 15, 202348:14
S6-E4 - Spring Break Edition

S6-E4 - Spring Break Edition

Beef went out west like JJ has been asking to do on the show for years.  Plus a haircut gone awry.  Locks with some "side eye."  Plus JJ taking the show off the rails right from the jump.  Spring Break is in the air, this is The Spring Break Edition of the Chop'n Beef Show.

Mar 08, 202359:45
S6-E3 - Fat Tuesday Edition

S6-E3 - Fat Tuesday Edition

This one was fun.  Talked a lot and even lost power for a bit.  Enjoy the show. 

Feb 22, 202301:00:07
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Therapy

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Therapy

We had fun tonight with the talking about next to nothing.  We missed Locks, but JJ filled his void admirably.  Great guest participation as well.  Enjoy this installment of C'nB

Feb 08, 202301:00:26
Season 6 - Episode 1 - JJ'Sparilla

Season 6 - Episode 1 - JJ'Sparilla

We're back for another season of the Chop'n Beef show.  Debauchery ensues.  

Feb 01, 202356:24
Christmas Show

Christmas Show

This was a fun one.  Segways made their way back and the boys shared their inner-most stories.  Especially Locks in the Costco bathroom.  Enjoy the ride.  This one was fun to do.  


Happy Holidays from all of us at C'nB

Dec 23, 202201:01:27
Thanksgiving Episode - Season 5

Thanksgiving Episode - Season 5

The boys are back and discuss all sorts of things: getting pulled over, ...um...and other fun stuff.  Lots of laughs had by all.  Friends of the show Eddie and RyRy chimed in, along with B-Jack from Charlotte and our most loyal fan, Kevron from Cope, SC and others!  Good people.  Good show.  Listen up!

Dec 02, 202201:05:41
S5 - E9 - The Boys Are Back - Thanksgiving Edition

S5 - E9 - The Boys Are Back - Thanksgiving Edition

After a long hiatus, the boys are back talking all the important things, like Gisele, high school football in West Virginia and freezing Beef.  Good show all around with a lot of laughs.  

Nov 11, 202259:19
S5-E8 - The Hurricane Show

S5-E8 - The Hurricane Show

Friend of the show, and regular, Palk from 5FootNothinPod came in to replace the absent Locks and hilarity ensued.  A fun episode with the Clemson fan sandwiched between two Notre Dame fans.  Lots to chat about in this extended edition, with lots of laughs and good times.  Thanks to Palk for stepping in at the last minute, and hats off to JJ for the stellar outline of fun topics.  Enjoy the show!

Oct 07, 202201:10:03
S5 - E8 - The Fantasy Football Edition

S5 - E8 - The Fantasy Football Edition

Locks ponders the line up of all line ups in his fantasy football week ahead.  JJ rants again about Notre Dame.  And Beef?, yeah, he's just Beef.  Enjoy this weeks installment of the BEST podcast that you don't listen to.  

Sep 23, 202259:43
S5 - E7 - JJ Rants

S5 - E7 - JJ Rants

We wasted no time to get fireworks this week on the show.  After a slow start, JJ took to the mic to air some grievances about his beloved Notre Dame.  All that and a whole lot more.  You'll laugh, especially if you watch.  Enjoy.

Sep 16, 202254:17
S5- E6: College Football's Back

S5- E6: College Football's Back

Is there anything more American than College Football and Taco Bell?  I don't think so either, which is why we discuss both in this week's installment of the Chop'n Beef Show.  

Sep 02, 202258:35
S 5 - Episode 6 - The Podcast That Didn't Exist

S 5 - Episode 6 - The Podcast That Didn't Exist

The episode goes off the rails early with the surprise visit from an old fan favorite.  Baseball and Manti Teo were the topics of the night, but not before the Bluefield Beavers update!  And we've got a challenge for next week.  Really fun, in-depth episode and the last one before college football ramps back up this weekend and next.  Enjoy the ride.  We sure did.  


Thanks to RyRy and Palk for joining us this week!

Aug 26, 202259:48
Season 5 - Episode 5 - THE Baseball Preview

Season 5 - Episode 5 - THE Baseball Preview

Finally, we listened to what the listener(s) wanted, especially Mr. Yarber in Savannah, GA and give the people our world-renowned Baseball Preview.  And are joined at the end by friend of the show Palk to give us stories from the bar. This was a fun one.  

Aug 19, 202201:01:52
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Homework?

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Homework?

Absolutely no homework was done in preparation for this show and it shows.  Three topics stretched across the entire length of the show.  TREMENDOUS audience comments tonight.  We appreciate all of the comments and interaction.  Enjoy the show!

Jul 29, 202253:07
Season 5 - Episode 2 - New Sponsor?

Season 5 - Episode 2 - New Sponsor?

JJ and the Beef discuss all things tailgating, winning the lotto, not condoning violence among friends and much more on this weeks show.  Locks was out there playing golf on some hoity toity course that pros play on, but more on that on the next show.  All that and a Bluefield Beavers update.

Note: Baseball preview next week

Also note: No show next week. 

Jul 15, 202246:35
Season 5 - Episode 1 (Again!) - Return of C'nB

Season 5 - Episode 1 (Again!) - Return of C'nB

A little rust and a lot of fun for the boys in their triumphant return to the podcast airwaves.  Discuss all sorts of topics and really just got back in the groove of talking crazy topics under the sports umbrella.  Speaking of umbrellas, how many pair of underwear do you bring in your suitcase for an overnight trip?  The boys answer this on the show.  So Back!

Jul 08, 202255:07
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Wordle Rules The World

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Wordle Rules The World

A wordle expert joins the show, we talk worst fast food french fries and Locks multiplies.  A really fun show full of a lot of laughs, especially at the end.  As the kids say, "wait for it..."

Feb 04, 202257:45
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Sports and Stuff

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Sports and Stuff

5ft Nothin' Pod Host Palk joins the boys and hilarity and some minor dust-ups ensue.  This was a fun one.  Hope you enjoy.  Also look for Chop'nBeef Show on YouTube to see how this one goes down.

Jan 28, 202201:06:16
Season 5 - Episode 1

Season 5 - Episode 1

The boys are finally back from an extended holiday break and they break down the college football playoff among many other things.  Had a long conversation about something and then another long conversation about something else.  And The Beef reveals his WAY TOO EARLY Pre-season Top 10. An episode you won't want to miss. 

Jan 14, 202252:08
Season 4 - Episode 18 - Just Bullshittin'

Season 4 - Episode 18 - Just Bullshittin'

We had an outline, we had some topics.  We talked like old men and "get off my lawn" guys.  But all in all, it was two dudes that are good buddies talking shop for an hour.  Great interaction with the listeners as well.  Heck, we even had a famous high school football coach add his thoughts on the CFP playoff.  All of that and a whole lot more.  

Dec 18, 202101:07:05
Season 4 - Episode 17 - Sick Brag

Season 4 - Episode 17 - Sick Brag

The boys are back after a two week break and joined by World Reknowned Gambling Degenerate Mike Hahn.  Some fiery moments and a lot of a northeastern accent is on display for this enjoyable deep dive into the world of local sports talk.  At least that's how it felt.  Enjoy the show.  It was a fun one.

Dec 03, 202158:01
Season 4 - Episode 16 - Where Are We?

Season 4 - Episode 16 - Where Are We?

What day is today?  Why is it so dark so early? and 10 other questions we will not discuss tonight on the Chop'n Beef Show.

Nov 12, 202101:00:19
Season 4 - Episode 15 - The Halloween Episode

Season 4 - Episode 15 - The Halloween Episode

College football, tattoos, poop, and baseball discussed on this week's edition.  Sure to please and a little something for everyone.  Enjoy the show!

Oct 29, 202159:35
Season 4 - Episode 14 - Beef Sandwich

Season 4 - Episode 14 - Beef Sandwich

Who doesn't love a wet beef sandwich from Portillo's or another fine Chicago establishment?  Well this isn't that, but nearly as good.  Beef sandwiched between two Notre Dame guys.  If you think that doesn't sound good, you're right.  Hilarity ensues.  Enjoy this installment of the show.

Oct 22, 202101:06:07
Season 4 - Episode 13 - The Urb Show

Season 4 - Episode 13 - The Urb Show

There's no mention of Urb or the twenty-somethings that he was helping with her wedgie.  But we are "huge" fans of Urb, so we named the show in honor of him.  Talk of CFB and MLB among many other things.  The boys had some fun with this one.  Hope you enjoy too!

Oct 15, 202156:11
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Storytime with JJ

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Storytime with JJ

I'll be honest, trying to come up with titles and captions every week is a bear.  Speaking of bears, JJ is out west living his best life and he's got stories.  Locks lost another golf tournament, the US won theirs.  Clemson lost another football game, ND won theirs.  Good times and low energy on this week's episode of C'NB

Oct 01, 202151:44
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Irish Eyes are Bloodshot

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Irish Eyes are Bloodshot

The boys welcome in the missing fourth member they never thought they needed...and he's a Notre Dame superfan.  Hilarity ensued.  Hope you enjoy last weeks episode of C'nB!

Sep 30, 202101:13:09
So Back...Again

So Back...Again

After a few weeks of tinkering with the vision of C'nB, the boys are back and about the same as ever.  Talked a lot about college football and a great story that you'd only see on Jerry Springer, except it's real life for one of the boys.  Great interaction from our audience and just a lot of fun to be back with the crew.  Hope you enjoy the show and we'll see you next week!

Sep 10, 202101:01:11
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Slow Beach Days

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Slow Beach Days

Just listen, it's comical.  Appreciate the commenters and the laughs provided by all.  A podcast about nothing.  Enjoy.

Aug 13, 202149:03
Season 4 - Episode 8 - It's Always Something

Season 4 - Episode 8 - It's Always Something

We're talking about nothing all that important in an impassioned way!  You'll enjoy it, I promise.  This week's installment of C'nB!

Jul 30, 202159:02
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Surprise Visitor

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Surprise Visitor

The boys were getting hot and heavy into conference realignment talk when they were interrupted by one of the original members of C'nB to discuss all sorts of different topics.  Enjoy this episode of the BEST podcast you don't listen to.  

Jul 23, 202101:03:02
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Blood Vessels Bursting in Air

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Blood Vessels Bursting in Air

4th of July week is behind us, but leaves a lasting impression on one of the three of us and it isn't because of patriotism.  The boys discuss all the important topics of the week, and some really unimportant topics as well.  We're still trying to figure out this live thing, but it's fun so we'll keep doing it.  Enjoy Episode 6!


**Special thanks to MP Coleman for always ripping the audio for us so we can put it out to distribution.  We appreciate that support!

Jul 09, 202153:39
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Competitive Eating

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Competitive Eating

This week's installment of the Best Podcast You Don't Listen To features the return of Locks from a very relaxing vacation, at least that's what JJ said. And the Beef dives deep into the world of competitive eating. So much so, that it takes up about 15 minutes of air time. I hope you're hungry...for more Chop'n Beef, because Episode 5 of Season 4 is here for your listening pleasure. And as always, this is not safe for kids ears.
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Jul 02, 202159:06
Season 4 - Episode 4 - The Sticky Stuff

Season 4 - Episode 4 - The Sticky Stuff

No Locks, No Problem as JJ and the Beef talk about all the things that Locks doesn't want to talk about.  HOCKEY!  And other things, like sticky balls and cheating and all other fun stuff that MLB is trying to take out of the game.  JJ went to the Trop again, "can't miss prospects" and many other fun topics.  Here it is, the PODCAST version of CNB.


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Jun 25, 202150:56
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Cheaters and Travel

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Cheaters and Travel

The boys are getting used to this live show thing, but here is the pod for those of you that can't make it or didn't make it in for the Special Edition Wednesday Show.  


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Jun 17, 202155:41
Season 4 Premier

Season 4 Premier

The boys went away for three weeks to gather themselves, only to come back with THIS?!?!?!  This week's episode was live on their facebook page and therefore there was some uncomfortable-ness early on.  They settled in after some time, but gone is the intro and the music (for the most part, due in large part to ineptitude by the fearless leader.)  Enjoy season 4 of C'nB!  We're excited to be back!

Jun 04, 202158:32
God Bless You, Bob

God Bless You, Bob

JJ went to a new restaurant in Tampa that we discuss when trying to rid the world of (not so) fast food.  Missing our boy Locks tonight but JJ and Beef had some stories to tell, and laughs that ensued.  Poor Bob.  Enjoy this week's episode of C'nB because Bob, unfortunately, cannot.

May 07, 202101:02:51
Where's The #Train?

Where's The #Train?

Save Me San Francisco, this #train is headed out of sight of any tracks.  And a major mis-hearing of a name/word leads to hilarity.  We hope you enjoy the show, as we've not prepared as we usually do.  That's right, we actually do prepare, but this week was slightly different.  And by slightly, I mean, we didn't prepare.  But hilarity still ensued and debauchery was had.  Enjoy the show!

Apr 30, 202154:28
MGD Hunters

MGD Hunters

What do you do when you've been imbibing with one particular beverage and then they're nowhere to be found?!?!  We don't know either, but we discuss it on this week's episode of the Chop'n Beef Show.  Many other stories and even a mention of some sports.  Enjoy this week's session of your favorite three guys sitting around talking about nothing.  And THANK YOU to all the listeners.  We appreciate you!

Apr 23, 202154:33
Blue Can Dementia

Blue Can Dementia

This weeks episode tackles all the hard-hitting news, like the Masters, Jury Duty and Birch Beer.  Hope you laugh, hope you think, and hope you'll listen to the latest installment of the Chop'n Beef Show.

Apr 16, 202157:49
(Don't Get) The Ones That Make You Choke

(Don't Get) The Ones That Make You Choke

Locks is looking at getting some golf clubs; he also got a hair cut.  JJ answers the hard hitting questions about seat cushions and Wrestlemania, and the Beef just steers this derailed train.  Enjoy the hundred and something'th episode of the Best Podcast You Don't Listen To.

Apr 09, 202101:02:35
The Cookie

The Cookie

The boys are back after a week's hiatus to bring you the best podcast you don't listen to.  It was a week full of fun stories and we finally get to hear if Locks won the golf tournament.  We discuss Howard Schnellenberger's death, new friend of the show Manny Higuera, and the long-awaited Baseball Preview.  Enjoy this week's installment of the Chop'n Beef Show

Apr 02, 202101:12:07
Um...Sir, This is a Wendy's

Um...Sir, This is a Wendy's

I think Wendy's is the only fast food restaurant not mentioned in this week's episode.  We talk NCAA Tournament March Madness among many other things.  Even had a Beef's Beef!  Enjoy the 109th installment of the Chop'n Beef Show.

Mar 19, 202101:04:17