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S**t's weird bro!Aug 23, 2020
Keanu Reeves is Immortal
Chris and Kyle discuss the fact that Keanu is immortal and what that means for everyone else.
Wayfair: A Human Trafficking Conspiracy
Chris and Kyle talk the Wayfair conspiracy of human trafficking through high priced cabinets, throw pillows and blankets named after missing childrens.
I Saw The Sign: It's a God Damned Swastika
Chris and Kyle shine a light on the unknown past of the popular 90's band, Ace of Base. They are still using their influence to promote nazi ideals today.
NASA discovered a parallel universe, or tabloid bullshit?
By listener demand from @iamjasonjay , chris and kyle discuss the discovery of tau neutrinos and their explanations. This is the end of traditional physics.
Project Pegasus: Time Travel, Teleportation, and Children (what could possibly go wrong?)
Chris and Kyle reveal project pegasus, a government program teleporting children to space, through time and to alternate universes. Through the recounted testament of one of these children, we discover the hows and why's of project pegasus.
Edgar Allan Poe: A murder mystery
Chris and Kyle discuss the death of a famous poet, who was found in a ditch in other people's clothes, disoriented and eventually dead. Was it a brain tumor? was it alcohol and drugs? or something more sinister?
Black Knight Satellite: Alien spy? or a wet blanket?
Chris and Kyle blow the top off of the NASA cover up. A satellite IN SPACE WHAAAAAAT!
Amelia Earhart: Poor planning, worse execution
Chris and Kyle explore the mystery of Amelia Earhart's death and that of her navigator/ lover Fred Noonan. Also her husband may have did it.
Lost Cosmonauts: Frozen in Friggin Space
Chris and Kyle discuss the theory of the lost cosmonauts. Basically, the U.S.S.R. launched people into space with experimental space craft which were never recovered.
Stevie Wonder Isn't Blind
Skull and Bones
What do three presidents, Paul Giamatt, and the intellectual behind the idea of the hubble telescope have in common? All Bonesmen. Chris and Kyle discuss the secret society of Yale students who have controlled the Rockefeller, Carnegie, and Ford fortunes.
Marilyn Monroe Murder Mystery
Chris and Kyle regretfully drag Marilyn Monroe through the dirt to discover that she may have been murdered after all.
Cthulhu The Dark Lord
Chris and Kyle Discuss the dark lord Cthulhu; While his origin is in 1928 fiction, Cthulhu is as real as professional wrestling. To add to his credibility, the inventor of Cthulhu gave his home specific coordinates, which are remarkably close to point nemo, the most desolate place on earth.
Winchester Mystery House
Chris and Kyle discuss the spookiest private residence in these United States. We discuss Sarah winchester and her links to free masonry and possible ghost hauntedness.
Abraham Lincoln Assassination
Chris and Kyle Discuss the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. They also discuss the fact that John Wilkes Booth is an enormous piece of shit. Shoutout to @Alex_dfor3 on twitter for being an avid follower!
Frank Abagnale: Catch Me If You Can
Chris and Kyle discuss the story of frank abagnale and the legitimacy of his claims.
Bruce Lee and the Lee family curse
Chris and Kyle discuss the strange deaths of both Bruce and Brandon Lee. Also discussed is the possibility of a Lee Family Curse.
Antarctica UFO Base
Chris and Kyle discuss Antarctica and it's mysterious nature sparking theories involving Nazi's, Aliens, Hollow Earth, Flat Eart, and more.
Jeff Epstein is a bastard
Chris And Kyle mull over Jeff Epstein, the asshole. We cover the nefarious nature of his earnings and his alleged suicide.
Hitler's Escape
Chris and Kyle discuss the questions surrounding Hitler's death and alleged escape.
Escape From Alcatraz
Chris and Kyle discuss Alcatraz and the only successful escape attempt in the short history of the prison.
Kevin McCallister grew up to be a Serial Killer
Chris and Kyle discuss the FACT that Kevin McCallister either grew up to become Jigsaw from Saw, The Collector, or was actually dead the entire time.
Pearl Harbor Was An Inside Job
Chris and Kyle discuss weather or not Pearl Harbor was allowed to happen in order for the U.S. to gain support from it's citizens to join WWII. Also they discuss the inner circle of the crippled society and the American have big penis complex.
C.I.A.I.D.S.
Chris and Kyle talk about AIDS, HIV, Steven Seagal, and Russian Disinformation Campaigns.
Pokemon Go: Target China
Chris and Kyle discuss the possibility of Pokemon Go being a data gathering device used for nefarious reconnoissance.
Jimi Hendrix was murdered
Chris and Kyle re-open the cold case of Jimi Hendrix to find he was murdered supported by one simple fact. He drowned.
Jack The Ripper
Chris and Kyle discuss potential suspects of the London white chapel murders. Also discussed are the canonical five and multiple call backs to old episodes.
Tupac Is Alive! Maybe...
Chris and Kyle discuss the questions surrounding the ALLEGED murder of Tupac. Involvements including Suge Knight, Junior Mafia, and even Tupac Himself!
FEMA Concentration Camps
Chris and Kyle discuss the events which would follow a National Emergency in the U.S. and the implementation of martial law. Eventually we will all be hauled away to their imprisonment and or death... Spoiler Alert.
MK Ultra: Sex, Drugs, and Rock N' Roll
Chris and Kyle discuss the experiments of MK Ultra carried out by the CIA. Experiments conducted in the U.S. and Canada in search of a truth serum and/or sleeper cells. Pineapple Pussy...
Cure For Cancer: Big Pharma
Chris and Kyle discuss the possibility of a cancer cure being withheld from the world for corporate greed. Also, Kyle has an interesting dermatologist.
Faked Moon Landing: Houston, we have a hoax
Chris convinces Kyle that the moon landing never happened. Now, Kyle sees the truth that the sheople were misled into the biggest hoax of all time. The world now makes sense.
Kecksburg Pennsylvania: A Nazi Anomaly
Chris and Kyle talk Kecksburg UFO crash landing tied to Nazi technologies.
Chemtrails: it's a thing
Kyle and Chris discuss chemtrails, contrails, science as a religion, and pretty much berating each other for their respective beliefs. The end result being a heartfelt discussion on global warming solutions.
9/11 an inside clusterf*ck
Chris and Kyle have a lengthy discussion about the bumbling department of defense and the amount of money made as a direct result of the September 11 attacks. Not to mention the various other theories on what happened that day.
Loch Ness Monster: Time Traveler
Chris(DJ McFlurry) and Kyle (MC Cool Whhhip)talk Nessie, loch ness, Time travel, ghosts, and inter dimensional lake monsters.
Lizard people: Reptoid Bitches
Chris and Kyle discuss the theory of fourth dimensional astronauts that stifle human potential to sustain their way of life.
Josef Mengele: The Angel Of Death
Chris and Kyle talk about the horrific experiments of this prominent Nazi doctor which were conducted in Auschwitz during the second world war. While they are laughing, they want you to know that this is no laughing matter. The laughter in this episode is a natural coping response to sadness.
Montauk Project
Chris and Kyle discuss the Montauk Project and the weird shit associated with it. Included in this episodes are links to Alien technology, Nazi Gold, and a Netflix original series.
The Black Dahlia: cutting bitches in half
Chris and Kyle discuss the true crime sensation that is the Black Dahlia.
CERN is a stargate: wtf is a CERN?
Chris and Kyle talk about CERN, their intentions, and the possibility of wormholes. Various other tangents take place, including another gnat killing.
Darth Jar Jar
NERD ALERT: Chris and Kyle explore the star wars universe to reveal the true phantom menace.
The Roswell Incident: Aliens And Nazis
Chris and Kyle talk about what they know best: Aliens and Nazis surrounding the Roswell crash in 1947.
Tuskegee Experiment: An American Tragedy
Chris and Kyle discuss a 100% true thing that actually happened. It is unbelievable and shocking, but almost 400 men with syphilis went untreated for 40 years.
Birds Aren't Real: A generation Z conspiracy
Chris and Kyle discuss the Birds Aren't Real conspiracy first thought to be satire, actually holds weight. Also debuting our new Logo!! see Earl Silva for all of your graphic design needs!!
(Music Credit: Not Alone by Chris Haynes Music)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM7KTKcQgPo
Men in Black: Space Zombies
Chris and Kyle discuss the strange reoccurrences of visitation by the Men in Black throughout time.
(Music Credit: Not Alone by Chris Haynes Music)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM7KTKcQgPo
Mt. Shasta: Lemurian connection
Chris and kyle reflect on the reports of lemurians living in and around Mt. Shasta. All the while, having lemurian crystals nestled in their nice and tidy colons.
(Music Credit: Not Alone by Chris Haynes Music)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM7KTKcQgPo
The King Is Dead, But When?
Chris and Kyle kill a gnat live. They also discuss Elvis and the faking of his death.
(Music Credit: Not Alone by Chris Haynes Music)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM7KTKcQgPo
Billy Milly and Multiple Personality Disorder
Chris and Kyle attempt to solve the mental health issue in the United States. Okay, maybe not. Also, this podcast and its affiliates do not promote self harm.
(Music Credit: Not Alone by Chris Haynes Music)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM7KTKcQgPo
JFK: A dead horse
Chris and Kyle discuss ufo's and the knowledge of them leading to Kennedy's demise.
(Music Credit: Not Alone by Chris Haynes Music)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM7KTKcQgPo