Only A Fool Would Say That

We bid farewell to the Tories, tell people to educate themselves, we conquer death and handle a few odds and ends.

In which I vote we put Kanye in a hole, I say celebrities ain’t s*€%, how sports teams have let me down and to have a good story at the ready, in case Jimmy Kimmel wants to know.

In which we talk about the futility playoffs, the meaning of the word baseball and whether something is baseball or not, how religion is predatory and if this is how things are from now on.

In which I finally (or once again) call out Economics for the pseudo-science it is, call out the cheater-lovers in baseball and talk about kids being dumb.

In which I called it almost 20 years ago, contextualize greatness and welcome Autumn!

In which I stalk about the current state of México, Querido y Lindo, on its birthday.

Where we talk about how conservatives are lousy teachers, the pain of sports and how The Queen can get into AirBnB.

In which our hero debunks American myth-making, brags about how busy he is, and implores those in Arizona to go watch The Unhitch King, in theaters September 23rd!

In which I invent the Kennedy Syndrome, discuss the dirtiest word and talk about how you should enjoy yourself at a baseball game.

In which our Raving Ranter ruminates about the end of futbol as we know it (and I feel fine), and discusses how Economics is antimatter.

In which our hero invokes the Third Eye Blind curse, laments about Fluffy sports and wonders whether he changed or the music did.

In which I share a dream, talk about the weather and wonder if we just have too much data.

In which our Uneducated Elocutor instructs on how to get a multi-party system started in the United States.

In which our prating prolocutor welcomes himself back to the world of podcasting and addresses our plutocracy and rising up against the injustices of the world.

In which I lament about hockey and I tackle the pesky issue of American culture.

An episode Robert Lane Greene would be proud of? I talk about the baseball martyrs of 2020, and the joys of polyglotism! Learn a language!

Cheating and cheaters! Is it worth it and is it really okay?

In which I complain about awards and that your opinion is the only one that matters.

I argue that everyone is competitive, given the right nudge; Boomers are responsible for participation trophies; everyone drives like crap; traffic is caused by suburbanization! Join me, won't you?

Your music opinions are wrong, so listen to mine! In this episode, I talk about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and 3 underrated things in music.

We wish you some yummy burritos in this episode where we talk about what's for breakfast and 3 big music fallacies we've all come to accept as true.

In which our intrepid interviewer gets a forkful of humble pie, forgets Brian Clough's name, rages against the sports machine, and hates the idle pleasures of light through yonder window breaking to sleep no more.

In which our noble hero wants his name etched on the Stanley Cup, laments at being an Arsenal fan, and reminds people that we are in the 21st Century.

In which our hero repeats himself, gives a shout out to a local band done good, gets sentimental and reflects on legacies.

In which our hero reboots his own show, rants about sports, name drops celebrities (sometimes by butchering them) and is scared by tornados.

In which our Starry-Eyed Scientist waxes poetically about science, unites the workers of the world, calls out Neil Degrasse Tyson, and VIVA MEXICO!

In which our Misunderstood Music Fan announces news, urges listeners to go Canadian, and gushes over someone else's wife.

In which our Overeducated Oaf waxes lyrical about politicians, admits he doesn't know what he's talking about, and taunts a millionaire.

In which our Lovestruck Loon ruminates about knowledge lost and finds a hidden chapter to the book of love.

In which our Huffing Huckster Pokemon goes, taunts the sun, slams air travel and gives a backhanded compliment to Canada.

in which our Crass Class Combatant pimps himself out to sports celebrities, tears down social media platforms and begins his feud with Jay-Z and Beyonce.

In which our Uninformed Utilitarian gets sensationalistic, ponders Demi Lovato, butchers names and expresses Passionately Ignorance.

In which our Dedicated Doofus extols the virtues of labor, gets down in French and wishes a hearty congratulations to the fine men and women of law enforcement.

In which our Sad Tomato becomes a Prophet of Rage, Scans the Court Dockets and just is an overall Bummer.

In which our Nervy Number-Cruncher can't count, throws down the gauntlet against Neymar and dreams of flying.

In which our Crazed Critic revisits a fictional high school, challenges a goalkeeper, puts himself up for elected office in another country and remembers what needs to be remembered.

In which our negligent narrator places himself in history, admits to popping pills, and references Penthouse Forum (Do they even make that anymore?)

In which our bombastic pugilist fights Nancy Reagan, Chad Kroeger and Robert Lewandowski.

In which our meek entrepreneur delves into medicine, the unemployment market, spontaneous combustion and dumb people.

In which our bumbling biographer lets forth some vitriol, wanes poetically about sports, and talks nature.

In which our sports expert expounds on the goings-on of World Cup Russia 2018.

In this episode, our relentless researcher talks about insecurity, slandering celebrities, copyright infringement and money in mouths.

The inaugural, warts and all, in which our intrepid adventurer talks Ovechkin, humor, urbanism, religion, experiences, flowers, money and pickles.