Nothing, really.

How much is this podcast worth to you?

So, the last thing you want to do is get mad at Google for doing what Google usually does. Apparently, people are mad for Google doing what it usually does.

Go ahead. Ask me a question that I have already answered in this podcast. I dare you.

If you're not afraid of anything, you're not living. Every geek has at least one fear. I even know of a geek who's afraid that podcast descriptions will always be anemic.

Before and after this podcast recording, I was totally uncensored on my Twitch stream. You missed it, probably.

I also don't block call-ins, but the title field of my podcast publishing tool only allows so many characters - so I had to tell you about the other thing I don't block in the description.

Trust me, the title carries a double meaning. It's actually pretty genius wording if you ask me. But you didn't ask me, did you?

Little did you know that I actually had a B-Side.

I bet you are cuddling with your smartphone right now!

Or does it? You tell me.

Not everything is awesome. Unless you're a LEGO minifigure. Which I am not.

My Pixel 2 XL has a screen issue that Google blames me for.

I'm podcasting while talking about the podcast. It's a little too meta for me.

A change in productivity direction may enthuse many of you, but not me. It's upheaval, and that's never fun.

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: the new Nexus phone from Google is pretty nice.

I recorded this on my Pixel 2 XL phone. I'm not sure if I sound amazing, but somebody made me sound even better than I normally sound here (with post processing).

You can't have it all. Even when you think you have it all, you don't have it all. Not when it comes to tech.

Do I want this one or that one? Or do I really want the other one? Maybe the first one is better. Maybe the other one is better. I don't know.

It’s kind of like dancing - only I can do it without embarrassing myself.

I also forgot to write a podcast description for this episode.

Get it?

You probably already know what I’m going to say. Better listen to find out (just in case you’re not a true clairvoyant).

No, not during the recording of this episode. And not on the device I used to record the episode. You’ll have to listen if you wanna know why this is today’s title. Derp.

It’s a rhetorical question. I’m a rhetorical cat. Have you ever used the word “rhetorical” in a sentence? That was also a rhetorical question.

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I forgot to upload this one before the other one, but since when was continuity a problem with technobabble?

Here we are again. Talking. That’s what you do in podcasts. Already covered the topic in the title, so...

Okay, Look. You and I both know that you're going to listen to what I say, anyway - so why bother summarizing it in text? Just listen. It's easy to do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nobody reads podcast descriptions. Nobody. I'm not saying you're a nobody, but... let's face it. You're the only person who reads podcast descriptions. Ever.

Why are you reading the description? Aren’t podcasts for people who like to listen to stuff? So, listen. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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