Church of The Wolf

you already know

its just arguments and shock humor

does anybody want to write show notes for us?

i think im caught up now...

you know right?

eh whatever

who knows what this is all really about, you know?

im not doing this any more

ill figure something out

i honestly want to bleep out every time he plugs his show but we dont do any post editing so here it is. 

just a casual conversation about the weirdest shit we found on the internet 

you already know im not writing anything worth value here

oh god. i think we broke up a happy marriage by just showing up. apparently we bring out the worst in everyone. welcome to the show boys.

read the title and guess assholes call in/text in/leave a voicemail 469-607-8620 facebook: https://www.facebook.com/churchofthewolf patreon: https://www.pateron.com/ChurchofTheWolf donate: https://anchor.fm/churchofthewolf/support youtube: http://bit.ly/churchofthewolf anchor: https://anchor.fm/churchofthewolf spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Jl9YnYCHb7fDEoieI4p72 itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/church-of-the-wolf/id1474696821

its always a shit show

ive given up on show notes. just text me. search church of the wolf on any platform and we might come up, even pornhub. also we are now on lose the radio network.

just listen to it and quit reading like some school boy little bitch. also check us out on any social media or anything really. just search our name. unless its twitter, some weak ass band that never made it took our handle.

ive given up on show notes. just text me. search church of the wolf on any platform and we might come up, even pornhub. also we are now on lose the radio network.

i dont have time for show notes. like and subscribe to our shit. leave bad reviews we dont care. tell your mom we said “hey” she’ll know what it means.

ill figure something out to out here

Who the fuck is Louie Anderson and why does he want me to watch him masturbate. The guys from No Redeeming Qualities begged us to put them on the show, and they did not let us down. We decide that a bacon cheeseburger is indeed a double meat burger even with one patty. We talk about sports and discuss our fantasy football strategies and line ups. We can agree that eating butt is the most important thing in life. And they admitted Dallas is superior to Houston. call in/text in/leave a voicemail 469-607-8620  facebook: https://www.facebook.com/churchofthewolf  patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChurchofTheWolf  youtube: http://bit.ly/churchofthewolf  anchor: https://anchor.fm/churchofthewolf  spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Jl9YnYCHb7fDEoieI4p72 itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/church-of-the-wolf/id1474696821 podcoin: https://podcoin.app.link/adJLRdu6VY

this is a new segment we will be doing during the week. basically its just a recording of our call while i drive home from work. its an in depth behind the scene look at how the podcast functions and updates on whats coming soon. also shout out to our soon to be sponsor circuit city. call in/text in/leave a voicemail 469-607-8620  facebook: https://www.facebook.com/churchofthewolf  patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChurchofTheWolf  youtube: http://bit.ly/churchofthewolf  anchor: https://anchor.fm/churchofthewolf  spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Jl9YnYCHb7fDEoieI4p72 itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/church-of-the-wolf/id1474696821 podcoin: https://podcoin.app.link/adJLRdu6VY

This week on the podcast we discuss zombie survival and give our advise on the best options. We also consult a professional on the topic. Then it goes a little off course and we determine that zombie could never exist, which is kind of disappointing. We discuss the untimely death of mac miller and the illicit drugs that caused his demise. At some point we remind males to check their genitals for cancer, so be sure to punch yourself in the nuts or something. This podcast is honestly like an auditory nut punch. Be sure to watch out for dick cancer, the penal predator, it's a real son-of-a-bitch. Snails are really something, that's all i really had to tell you about that. And also, hats off to isis for some reason or another. We do an in-depth analysis of the movie 'Holes' with Shia le'Butt.  CHURCH      call in/text in/leave a voicemail 469-607-8620    facebook: https://www.facebook.com/churchofthewolf    patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/ChurchofTheWolf youtube: http://bit.ly/churchofthewolf    anchor: https://anchor.fm/churchofthewolf    spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Jl9YnY...    itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...    get paid to listen to us on podcoin! https://podcoin.app.link/adJLRdu6VY

Another episode of the most popular podcast on the internets.  call in/text in/leave a voicemail 469-607-8620  facebook: https://www.facebook.com/churchofthewolf  patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChurchofTheWolf youtube: http://bit.ly/churchofthewolf  anchor: https://anchor.fm/churchofthewolf  spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Jl9YnY...  itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...  get paid to listen to us on podcoin! https://podcoin.app.link/adJLRdu6VY

We get Zach from Ugly Trucklin and Definitely Not Mechanics in the "studio" to talk about ten kinds of fucked up shit.   We recorded 3 hours of content, you can find the rest on our Youtube channel later this week. This will be a sample of the content that will be available weekly to our Patreon subscribers. (links below)  ugly trucklin: https://uglytrucklin.com  definitely not mechanics: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi8pQvP5lWO3_SFYUUaihaQ  call in/text in/leave a voicemail 469-607-8620  facebook: https://www.facebook.com/churchofthewolf  patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChurchofTheWolf youtube: http://bit.ly/churchofthewolf  anchor: https://anchor.fm/churchofthewolf  spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Jl9YnYCHb7fDEoieI4p72  itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/church-of-the-wolf/id1474696821  get paid to listen to us on podcoin! https://podcoin.app.link/adJLRdu6VY

we might post show notes later, who knows.  shout outs:  Justin/ Texas Made Media   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyuABhAiJjFiVmSuAQs9Bxw   Jordan/ GS3 Media   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI5sV8wIB9ZatuPn2ZfZTig     call in/text in/leave a voicemail 469-607-8620  facebook: https://www.facebook.com/churchofthewolf  patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChurchofTheWolf  youtube: http://bit.ly/churchofthewolf  anchor: https://anchor.fm/churchofthewolf  spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Jl9YnYCHb7fDEoieI4p72  itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/church-of-the-wolf/id1474696821  get paid to listen to us on podcoin! https://podcoin.app.link/adJLRdu6VY

Recording straight from Logan's grandma's house. The boy's have a childhood friend on as a special guest and he tells some wild stories that they had never head before.  SHOW NOTES:  -rodney and dougie wrecked on the way in  -juggalo vendor spotlight -when wrestling gets real  -lady that married a ghost pirate  -fox news' favorite burger  -cadaver pimps and bomb testing  -relationship stories with douglas  ~smoke break music jam  -down with equal opportunity marriage  -uranium snake party in oklahoma  -pissin in the ice cream with florida man's wife  -emotional support gator -something you shouldnt do to stay awake  -weaponized shower routine    call in/text in/leave a voicemail 469-607-8620  facebook: https://www.facebook.com/churchofthewolf  patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChurchofTheWolf youtube: http://bit.ly/churchofthewolf  anchor: https://anchor.fm/churchofthewolf  spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Jl9YnYCHb7fDEoieI4p72  itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/church-of-the-wolf/id1474696821  get paid to listen to us on podcoin! https://podcoin.app.link/adJLRdu6VY

This is the first podcast, preliminary, maiden voyage.... INAUGURAL -thats the right word.    call in/text in/leave a voicemail 469-607-8620   facebook: https://www.facebook.com/churchofthewolf   patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChurchofTheWolf youtube: http://bit.ly/churchofthewolf   anchor: https://anchor.fm/churchofthewolf   spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Jl9YnYCHb7fDEoieI4p72  itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/church-of-the-wolf/id1474696821   podcoin: https://podcoin.app.link/adJLRdu6VY