I'll Ask my Mam

In this weeks episode, (the last one of season 2!!!), Ciara (David Berkowitz) and Lorna (Aileen Wuornos) talk about all things true crime, inspired by the recent documentary that we watched, about the infamous murder of Sophie Toscan Du Plantier in West Cork in 1996. Naturally, we take an online quiz to find out which serial killer we are. 

This episode also includes Lorna disclosing her true calling as Sister Lorna, how she resembles a toe in the summer months, and Ciara reveals the trilogy that helped her lose 1 and a half kilos in two hours! Stay tuned to find out.

There will be lots more fun and laughs in season 3 aka Skinny Season when we return! In the meantime listen back to any of our episodes that you might've missed, and tell all of your ma's and friends to listen to us, we'd really appreciate it!

Thank you so much for continuing to listen to us two gobshites talk absolute crap for the past two seasons!

We love yis,

C & L x

In this weeks episode of 'I'll Ask my Mam' the podcast, Ciara (the daughter) and Lorna (the Mam) discuss the extremely anticipated comeback of Love Island, what we love about it, what we'd hate about being on it, and why Lorna is a pig/chippie-oink, with a tale of how she finally took it too far with the drink.

If you enjoy this episode of the podcast, tell all your friends, let us know! 

Byeeee,

C & L x

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This week on I'll Ask my Mam the podcast, Ciara (the duaghter) and Lorna the Mam try and figure out whether Lorna is a regular mom or a cool mom... spoiler alert: she's SLIGHTLY cool! We also cover a number of different, important topics, such as what we're gonna do WHEN (not if) we win the lotto, how great Rome is, and the trials and tribulations of our dear friend Martin the goaly man, all the while sipping delicious parrot bay cocktails that we were kindly gifted! (not for people without counters.... yes, even if you have thighs).

We hope you enjoy the episode! Let us know if you did!

Byeee,

C & L x

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This week on I'll Ask my Mam the podcast, Lorna (the Mam) and Ciara (the daughter) talk about quitting, be it jobs, college, meat or drink, we're ready to give it all up.  After we're finished discussing our average life goal of full time pottering, we go head to head in a battle of who knows the correct pronunciation for the word 'skewer', with no clear winner.  

We hope you enjoy this episode, and we apologise for going MIA last week, we'll make sure it doesn't happen again. No more gallivanting.

Thaaaanks,

C & L x

In this episode of I'll Ask my Mam the podcast, Lorna (the mam) and Ciara (the daughter) talk about sleep. You all have to endure just one episode of a discussion that happens on a daily basis with Lorna.  Who's gettin' it, Sally. And who wishes they were gettin' it, Lorna.  Fair warning, this episode does not show my father in a very favourable light, so keep in mind the wise words of Dr. Phil, "the truth is like a pancake, it got two sides."

If you enjoyed this episode, please let us know by liking, sharing and following our podcast! and tell your friends and Ma's about us, we'd really appreciate it!

Thanks for listening,

Byeeee,

C & L x

In this episode of 'I'll Ask my Mam' the podcast, Lorna (the Mam) and Ciara (the daughter) search the world wide web for ways to de-stress.  With Mary Beth's help, they learn that the best way to chill is to walk backwards, climb THE RIGHT tree, and build a snowman out of toilet paper and tape. Speaking of tape, they also talk a lot about tape worms.

We hope you enjoy this episode, let us know if you did by sending us a message and following us on our social media @Illaskmymam on instagram, @illaskmymam1 on twitter, or email us on illaskmymam@gmail.com.

Byeeee,

C & L 

Due to some technical difficulties, we had to pull a lil somethin somethin out of the I'll Ask my Mam archives.  This episode was recorded last Summer after both of us had had one too many tipples and decided it would be a good idea to record an episode.  So this week on I'll ask my Mam, Ciara (the daughter) and Lorna (the mam) battle it out in a friendly game of 30 seconds.  

We hope you enjoy the episode, and hopefully next week we'll manage to record an episode in real time.

Byeeee,

C & L

In this episode of I'll Ask my Mam the podcast, Ciara (the daughter) and Lorna (the Mam) discuss all things getting fit, as both have recently embarked on individual fitness journeys.  From how many sugars is acceptable to take in your tea, to poor Siobher's doctor who really oversteps the mark, this episode is one of our favourites so far, and we really hope you enjoy!

If you enjoy the podcast follow us on our social media pages @illaskmymam on Instagram, @illaskmymam1 on twitter, or email us at illaskmymam@gmail.com!

Thanks for listeninggg

Byeeee,

C&L

In this weeks episode of I'll Ask my Mam the podcast, Ciara (the daughter) and Lorna (the mam) discuss Ciara's career as a spy, from her bubble gun to her kitten heel, we talk all things gadgets and top secret agent stuff, along with a lil body positivity for a change! Lorna is now taking patents for her perfect knicker, application can be found below.

We hope you enjoy this weeks episode, let us know if you did.  And follow us on twitter! @illaskmymam1

Thaaanks,

C & L. xx

In this episode of I'll Ask my Mam the Podcast, Ciara (the daughter) and Lorna (the mam) discuss their unique business startup idea, born out of their curiosity and pure nosiness about the world of dogging.  Dalton's Dogging, or Double D's, will be a self-catered, (but closely watched) dogging experience.  Whether you choose the scarlet package, or the platinum package, you're sure to have the night of your life. Although the owners are taking a completely hands off approach, they're always there to help should anyone need a snack, or a zip lock bag.  

This will all make a lot more sense if you listen to the episode.  Hope you enjoy!!

Thaaaanks,

Ciara & Lorna x 

In this episode of 'I'll Ask my Mam' the podcast, Ciara (the daughter) and Lorna (the Mam) rejoice after Ciara finally passes her driving test! Other topics of discussion include the tale of how they got barred from the local Indian takeaway, and Lorna finally orders her dream THreadmill!

If you enjoyed this episode please spread the word of the lord, and of our podcast.  We would appreciate if you would do that.  Follow us on insta  @illaskmymam, and email us where it all went wrong at illaskmymam@gmail.

THANKS,

BYEEEE,

Ciara and Lorna x

ITS SEASON 2 GIRLOS!!! after a sliiiiightly longer break than we'd planned, we are finally back with the second season of 'I'll Ask my Mam' the podcast! In this episode, like all the others that came before, we (me and my Mam) tackle all the important topics, politics, current affairs, how to properly pronounce the word treadmill... need I say more???  We really hope you enjoy this episode, and are happy to have us back! If you are, please tell every single person you've ever known to listen to our podcast, and follow us on Instagram, or email us your deepest, darkest secrets and/or intrusive thoughts at illaskmymam@gmail.com.

Thank you so much for listening!

BYEEEE,

In this episode of 'Ill Ask my Mam' the podcast, Ciara (the daughter), Lorna (the Mam) and Singeon (the South African realtor), chat about all things ooky spooky in the lead up to Halloween.  Lorna tells us about a few paranormal experiences, and we contemplate who we'd haunt if we were spirits.  

Other topics of conversation include; droopy beds, Baldoyle and a ghost who just wants Saturdays to be for the boys.  

We hope you have enjoyed season 1 of I'll Ask my Mam, we shall be back before you know it! In the meantime keep an eye on our Instagram @illaskmymam where we will be posting updates, or email us at illaskmymam@gmail.com.

Byeee,

Ciara and Lorna

This week on 'I'll Ask my Mam' the podcast, Ciara (the daughter) and Lorna (the Mam) finally talk about the infamous Miss Rona (COVID-19) well at least we were supposed to... Instead we talk mainly about my Mam shitting herself in a hotel, why you shouldn't send nudes, and how we plan on scaring small children this coming Halloween! 

Also drinking game alert: drink every time one of us says "boobie doobies"! 

We hope you enjoy this episode! If you do please tell your friends how fabulous we are. Follow us on Instagram @Illaskmymam or email us at illaskmymam@gmail.com!

Byeeee!

In this episode of I'll Ask my Mam the podcast, Lorna (the Mam) reads Ciara (the daughter) an erotic novel that she wrote back in 2014 (aka prime 50 shades era).  This tale follows bored single Mother Clara (NOT CIARA) and poor owl emotional Steve in the most mediocre sexual encounter I've ever heard in my life (sorry Mam). Here's hoping Steve cops on and dips like Alex did. 

We hope you enjoy this episode! Tell your friends about the pod and follow us on Instagram @Illaskmymam or email us your thought on illaskmymam@gmail.com! 

Byeeee!

This week on I'll Ask My Mam the podcast, Ciara (the daughter), and Lorna (the Mam) chat about break ups.  Lorna spills the beans on a few shift and drifts she's had in the past, and lists all the advantages of tinder for all you single folk out there that are thinking of joining (psst tinder, sponsor us pls).  We may or may not get side tracked and talk about how much we love calamity jane, and our ideal chicken fillet roll toppings for about half an hour but listen... no seriously, please listen!

We hope you enjoy this episode, if you do please tell your friends, and follow us on instagram @Illaskmymam or email us your stories to illaskmymam@gmail.com!

In this episode of 'I'll Ask my Mam' the podcast, Ciara (the Daughter) and Lorna (the Mam) state their case in this weeks ultimate battle of the sexes.  From genitalia to physical characteristics, and with the tale of the completely fictional couple TreLee and Dorna, we need you to decide who argued their case better! 

We hope you enjoy this episode! Let us know what you thought by DM'ing us on our Instagram @Illaskmymam, or email us at illaskmymam@gmail.com, and don't forget to tell your friends!

In this episode of 'I'll Ask my Mam' the podcast, Ciara (the daughter) and Lorna (the Mam), EVENTUALLY get around to discussing more conspiracy theories, after a very long introduction discussing what they would do if they woke up with a penis.  We've got Poot Lovato, Louis Tomlinsons' fake baby, and a couple of Britney Spears conspiracies.  We also experience some paranormal activity In this episode, which we are convinced was the ghost of Marilyn Monroe, raging with us that we weren't accurately retelling the story of her death!

We hope you enjoy this episode! Let us know if you did, we're on Instagram @Illaskmymam or email us at illaskmymam@gmail.com.

THAAANKS!

In this Episode of 'I'll Ask my Mam' the podcast, Ciara (the daughter) and Lorna (the Mam) whip out their tinfoil hats and dive head first into some of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories on the internet.  From Avril Lavigne's death to the queen being a cannibal, this episode will have you questioning your very existence.  If you like our podcast tell every single person you've ever spoken to, and when your finished doing that follow us on Instagram @Illaskmymam or email us your favourite conspiracy theories to illaskmymam@gmail.com.

THANKS FOR LISTENING!!!!

In this episode of 'I'll Ask my Mam' the podcast, Ciara (the daughter) and Lorna (the Mam) discuss their pet peeves. From messy eaters to PDA, we share just some of the many things that absolutely get our goat! We hope yis enjoy this ep! If you do, give us a follow on instagram @illaskmymam or email us your pet peeves illaskmymam@gmail.com. 

In this episode of 'I'll Ask my Mam' the podcast, Ciara (the daughter) and Lorna (the Mam) discuss their most Embarrassing Stories.  From the mortifications of being jocked, to just being scarlet for our Ma's, this episode will more than likely make you cringe on our behalf and we're fine with that.  If you want to share your own mortifying memories we would love to hear (and laugh at) them, you can DM us on instagram @Illaskmymam or email us at illaskmymam@gmail.com.  We hope you enjoy the episode, and thanks so much for listening!! 

In this episode of 'I'll Ask my Mam' the podcast, Ciara (the daughter) and Lorna (the Mam) discuss sexual fantasies.... don't worry though there are some topics that even we can't discuss, so we asked a couple of our friends to send us their dirtiest desires! From threesomes to one night stands, we can't wait for you to hear the absolute filth that some of them came up with. You think you know someone huh...

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In this episode of I'll Ask my Mam the podcast, Ciara (the daughter) and Lorna (the Mam) talk about underage drinking.  Seeing as both of us are adult, professional women now, the masks come off and the truth comes out.  Lorna shares tales of Leeson Street and the Sheiling hotel from back when god was a child, and Ciara tells her Mam what really happened to her knee back in 2016... Can you still get grounded in your 20's/40's??? Only one way to find out! We hope you enjoy :) 

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In Episode 1 of 'Ill Ask my Mam' the podcast, Ciara (the daughter) and Lorna (the Mam) will be discussing the topic of friendships.  The two Discuss what it is they look for in a friend, hierarchy's that exist in friendship groups, ditching friends for a boy, and also tackle the hard hitting questions like, can you be friends with an ex? Is it acceptable for someone to order bolognese on a first date? The important stuff...

We hope you enjoy our first episode, do let us know what you think. Follow us on Instagram @illaskmymam or email us illaskmymam@gmail.com

I'll Ask my Mam is a brand new Irish comedy Podcast hosted by Ciara and Lorna Dalton, that both you and yer Ma can enjoy!! Although Ciara is technically an adult now, there's still so many times where she thinks to herself, "God, I'll have to ask my Mam!".  

Episode 1 of I'll Ask my Mam will be launching on the 12th of August 2020, but for now please enjoy this little sneak peak of what you can expect from us very soon eeeek!  

For more updates follow us on Instagram @Illaskmymam or for any enquiries email us at illaskmymam@gmail.com!

THANKS FOR LISTENING!!!!