Off the rails with Mark & David
By Off the rails
Off the rails with Mark & DavidJan 21, 2020
Goku solos Barbie
We go back to the good ol days of Cinema Flavor. As we try to do a movie review for Barbie in the midst of not being able to keep a single train of thought for longer than a minute.
When is Donnie Darko 4 coming out!?!?
Happy birthday grimace, actors/writers... do they deserve more money?
The Grimace trend explodes and we can't ignore it anymore. Also, do the writers really deserve more money for the stuff we've been getting for the past few years? We also discuss the sound of freedom a bit longer after watching it, the pros and cons of watching this movie from a certain point of view. And more!
A spoonfull of Ambien makes the Cuckery go down.
Today we talk about a few, out of many, experiences we've had on alcomahol, my most resent opportunity to practice my Muay Thai IRL and Adam22 being a Sneako. These topics and many more.
ASMR might be cringe, and more.
Today we talk about ASMR, how much Micro Center sucks, and other random conversations our dopamine takes us.
On the road to LA...again.
The saga continues, my computer is busted once again so another trip to LA is ahead of me. We also discuss the ending of the submarine (titan) situation and some of the people close to it. Also much more as always.
GILFS & Prison food- reasons to get your weight up.
As Mark and I start to get our weight up, we discuss how GILFS throw themselves at us, the ghetto it follows monster makes randoms want to fight me. Of course we cant forget how cool prison sounds with all the delicious prison McFlurry's.
There's more than one way to be ignorant! Also aliens.
Join us on todays pod as we speak ignorantly on history, geography, and ourselves. Also, we discuss whether we are alone or not do to the new NASA panel and the article released on thedebrief.org.
https://thedebrief.org/intelligence-officials-say-u-s-has-retrieved-non-human-craft/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOFv7zF9JAA
Happy no maybe month! Not you JW's, shame on you.
Happy June to all our no maybe friends! listen to us as we talk about Kid Rock's very reasonable response. The JW allegations from Pennsylvania, and as well as my immediate demise at the hands of my bulking bobcat and so much more!
We're gonna box at this Mcdonalds!
This weeks episode David's Computer took another hit, we talk about the randomness of death, working at Mcdonalds, and telling our former c0-host to get his fucking Shine box!
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Say "huh" again Motherfucker!
We don't like to repeat ourselves on this podcast (mostly Mark). But still clean your ears out and check out this weeks episode.
we discuss people who sit in front in front of liquor stores and are happy about it, Jehovah taking another L, and some of the Mangas we are reading in our free time.
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There is Heroin in the Avocados!
We are back from vacation to take Health insurance, Mexico, Star Wars, and The Tom Brady
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No Maaaybee!!!!
This week we discuss the Trans spokeperson for Bud Light, Oppression for races, and jehovah comes up in our discussion and what a douche he is.
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"Get that Jedi out of this Hot Topic!"
This week David tell us about his new computer, Hot Topic gives away free money, and Stephen Lett is a muppet!
Time suck podcast about Jehovah Witnesses: https://youtu.be/oJBO7qetpKk
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Kathy strikes back! (Star Wars interlude)
A new slate of Star Wars content is upon us and we dissect what is great and what can be better!
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"Look at that Douchebags shoes!"
Your mom's favorite podcast is back this week! This time talking about 401ks, David not finishing videogames he starts, and going back to the Memorial in a suit.
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We all could use a Vegeta speech!
If you're reading this thank you! 4 years of podcasting has been wild, I'm proud of the work David and I have invested into this thing and but it wouldn't be worthwhile without a audience that listens. Here is to a million more years 2019 to Infinity!
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This episode isn't canon.
This week we talk about the Sneako beef, some of the shows we are watching and our friend Daniel and the L's he has taken in the past.
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Our favorite struggle meals!
This week's episode we talk about Thassolphobia, our favorite struggle meals, and talk about our former co host and the L's he took
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"Robots aren't people!"
This week We talk about the popular ChatGPT and how deepfakes and AI generators are great for Hollywood but bad for humanity.
Plus we Mark starts the church of Beerus the new chill religion that isn't for dummies!
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Super Bowl movie trailers! (and I'm canceling Jesus)
The end of football is here, but at least we got some movies that are releasing later this year to stay happy! Everything from Fast and furious to Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs.
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A busy week for scum bags
Listen to us getting high on life while coughing up a lung as we talk about the jam pack week full of controversy. From Justin Roilands charges and allegations, to further updates and opinions on certain celebrities and how they present themselves.
The earth is hollow and here's why!
The "conspiracy" that the earth is hollow is much more then a cool concept for a Godzilla movie. David and I break down what we researched about this discovery ohh and we discuss passing drug tests and drinking water.
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It's the NFT scam for me
This week we talk about video games we grew up playing and how we hide playing them through our kid years, plus the Coffeezilla vs. Logan Paul NFT scam plus times we got scammed as well. It's an episode you don't wanna miss!
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Blatant ignorance on caffeine- Politics and conspiracy theories.
We're back! Coming off of our brief break for the holidays Mark gives us grave news of his titty cancer(fake), talk about the recent break through on fusion energy, and as well as topics we just learned about as if we were pros and much more fun!
Kramer(David) & Yajirobe(Mark) High on ADHD
Here we go again! Give us a drop of caffeine and off the rails we go. Join us as we go through more reasons, new and old, as to why we hate our ex-cult, talk about being belligerent drunks and much more!
Taking Ls
First episode of our new show and I hope you guys enjoy us ranting about Growing up as Jehovah Witnesses and having blood in your semen
Cinemaflavor last show: The Exorcist
The end of Cinemaflavor is upon us, we are changing up our niche and we end our Halloween episode as the podcast begins a new way.
Deep Dish: Whole lotta THC
Improvised shows were David and I sit back and talk about smoking weed, Growing up in a cult, and local channels that we grew up hating and loving depending on the time.
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Deep Dish: The Reckoning
It's been a while since we just turned on the Mics and talked and let our intrusive thoughts spill out into the internet and it makes for a wonderful show.
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How to be alpha/Dragonball Superhero
If you're reading this, we will teach you to man ow to acquire the top spot of the hierarchy and then we reviewed the latest Dragonball movie so you get two things from this podcast.
0:00-27:15 mark cant math/alpha shit
27:15-1:35:00 Dragon ball hero review
1:35:00 recommends
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Ezra Miller needs a ass whooping/Bullet Train
Prey
Predator is back! and I talk about what is next for the franchise and how this movie can breathe new life to these movies
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Dragonball Broly
WIth a new DBZ movie on the way we look back at another movie from dragonball this time in Broly. Does it hold back and how does this movie help people who arent fans get a interest in the show!
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Nope
Peele is back with his third movie, and we talk about his body of work and what is next for the biggest director in movie making right now
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The unbearable weight of massive talent
Nic Cage dropped a dub earlier this year, it got lost in the archives but better late then never!
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Thor: Love and thunder
Phase 4 of the MCU is half over and we discuss what we think of the movies and show as whole and what we think of the the fourth entry for the God of thunder
32:30 Thor 4 review
1:27:00 recommendations
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Can you spare a PS5?/ The movie were Ethan Hawke steals kids
Black Phone review 30:30
Recommends 1:25:08
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Lightyear
To infinity and beyond! We talk Buzz Lightyear and what the new pixar movie is doing for Pixar and for Toy story
17:40 Lightyear review
1:32:05 recommends
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Jurassic World: Dominion
7 years of Jurassic movie and this is supposed to wrap up the entire franchise. Does it deliver? .......
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Top Gun
Time to celerate that Tom is crazy yet he makes the best movies and why he does!
Top Gun: 23:40
Recommends 1:13:40
What's next for Jurassic Park?
With Jurassic World 3 coming out this week, I break down some of the things and ideas I think Universal can do to keep Jurassic Park fresh and exciting!
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Stranger Things 4
Pass the Dutchie and listen to our review of Netflixs most popular show, we talk about what we saw in part 1 and what we think will happen in part 2
28:30 Stranger Things review
1:46:13 recommends
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Firestarter
Time to reboot a movie that needed one but does it hold up and can papa Efron deliver in this movie?
Firestarter review 29:35
Recommends 1:16:55
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Moon Knight
Disney+ brings us an origin story on the Egyptian hero "Moon Knight" and we talk about our favorite Daytime tv shows and at the end we have recommendations!
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Dr Strange: Multiverse of madness
It's been long time since Dr Strange has had a solo movie but now he is back this time with the Multiverse and some other evil shit and its wonderful!
39:50 Dr Strange review
2:13:03 recommends
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The Northman
The journey to Valhalla is long and unforgiving but this podcast is here to distract you from it, as we discuss Robert Eggers newest movie.
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2022 Summer movie preview
It's summertime baby! and time to talk the movies that will hit during the season and what we have in stock for the next few months.
Morbius
Oh Sony why do you think we want this shit. Morbius was aids and we destroy it and hope that someone at Sony hears it and realizes that they half assed it
Everything Everywhere all at once
A24 doesn't miss and this is why making a live action Rick and Morty episode the Daniels brother make what can only be described as the craziest movie of 2022