Cinemapocalypse NOW

Well folks, Scott Lizard Abrams here. Show's over. It's been a wild ride and honestly all of us really appreciate that all of you  tuned in each week for us to mostly make asses of ourselves. It's been 2 years out of our lives and the idea that you wanted to spend that time with us is honestly humbling. If you're looking for something similar to listen to check out my new history/comedy podcast History Homos at www.anchor.fm/historyhomos and Gabe's sports podcast Fresh Off The Grill at www.anchor.fm/freshoffthegrill

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.Be gay to yourselves....and each other. Kill yourself.... It's not worth living anymore.

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TV Corporate Cancer, Robot Pedophiles. The Jewish origins of hardcore pornography. Gabe enjoys local movies. Vietnam and Cuban Cars were a psy-op. We discuss American Beauty at length. JOIN THE MILITIA

Scott's rabbit gets "Cooked" while all get blackpilled because of Jewish Gatekeepers. Very bummer ep but very funny. We review Robocop and criticize capitalism from the right. Be gay to yourselves....and each other. 

*SPOILER WARNING as with most of our reviews*

Anonymous, hot, gay alien sex with Kim Jong Un. Is this movie funny or silly? Scott gets into a Wikipedia wormhole as we do a deeper-than-usual deep dive review of Stanley Kubrick's final film, "Eyes Wide Shut".

Garrard throws a piece of pizza at Homer Simpson during the Ziggy Stardust period of Bad Roommate. Scott has a "shitty weekend". Black Millenials take a seat at the corporate table. Gabe watches "Rosemary's Baby" and we do a dramatic reading of an award winning play. We review "Mulholland Drive" as we continue reviewing spooky LA movies this month. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!

Garfield eats the census all for "goupons". We pitch more restaurant franchise ideas, virtual board games, fast food strip clubs, and real sex uggos. A quick overview of "Chinatown", 1974. Hobo railroad "Now serving Friendly's ice cream". We do an in depth review of David Lynch's 1997 neo-noir film Lost Highway starring Bill Pullman and Patricia Arquette

Scott and Don are Dorothy Wallace's pay pigs, Quarantopics, Madonna and Bill Gates are reptilian. Gabes Family plays Xbox 360 and Scott and Don dump a chick in the 8th grade. We review "Repo Man" (1984)

White Jewish rappers riding razor scooters terrorize Scott's neighborhood. Airsoft is outlawed during the Corona quarantine. Scott flexes his new sound board skills, and we toy with the idea of becoming official BBQ pit boys. This week we review the Shia "LaBEEF" penned "Honey Boy" 2019

In this installment our heroes unveil their newest weapon in the post-Cinemapocalyse, the soundboard. They take to the deserted streets of Boston in their fight against the homeless. Gabe and Scott's moms both do their part to kill the less fortunate. Don Hates 1989SteveMREInfo. Bob Mullen runs for Town Moderator on a platform that reminisces about that one Christmas when they bought Dance Dance Revolution and ate like 60 dollars worth of free Burger King while Kenny got drunk. French babes!!!! They have a surprisingly in depth conversation about pizza. This month's Shekel Selection of the Month has us reviewing "No Country for Old Men" (2008) JOIN THE MILITIA!!!

In the darkest depths of Mordor (Boston) the homeless have taken over. The Jews News reports on mind reading Facebook ads. Wigger Rob and Doc Owl square dance in their "famous pants". DJ Torso lives! We review the cult classic black comedy "Harold and Maude", 1971

Our Heroes return to embark on their second hundred episodes on their ceaseless yet futile campaign against further hordes of shitty movies. In this installment they reach the end of the begging (for hot cocoa) while on a trip to Six Flags. Don sings karaoke showtunes while WATCHING SHREK in Chinatown (which we #SUPPORT). On the second day of our odyssey we break the fast with Wendy's Breakfast before regaling you, dear listeners, with the sordid, underage, tale of two star crossed gay lovers. This week we review the 1993 western film "Tombstone" starring Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer. JOIN THE MILITIA!

Origins of the show explained and did you hear? They're making a Hey, Arnold! movie? We reminisce about some of our favorite show moments, movies and hate chubs. "Hunters" starring Al Pacino, doing a heckin' vote for Bernerino, discussing our short "Mad House", Hungry horrors, redline rappers, and plans for the coming apocalypse. A short overview of JoJo Rabbit and we do a full review of "Hey, Arnold!: the Jungle Movie" 2017

Gabe and Don commit a Combined Assault on a new girlfriend while Scott is forced to re-enact the dancing scene from Risky Business in a nightmare brought on from drinking the "Anti-Energy Drink" Drank. We also discuss Anime, R/Sexoffendersupport and Scott gets cancelled. We also discuss the 2019 Best Picture recipient "Parasite"

Pinball Wizard Vs. Razor Ramone: Escape from Silver City. Eric Dim dines on trash-bound popcorn. The "Ode to Gayness" explained, and why Scott and Don are banned from the dog track. We review another vile video game movie; "Sonic the Hedgehog".

We keep doing these long eps and Idk what to tell you dudes. This is what we do now. Deal widdit. This week we talk about Sacco & Vanzetti., Childhood rewards, Wholesome jerking. Don regales us with his Tinder adventures, and then we talk about the Oskies. After that Renee ZellWhigger rides a broom along the Kali Yuga. JOIN THE MILITIA

The Easter Bunny's student relationship with Boomer Fuddson gets him into hot water with the school's SPED department. Chicken guy enters witness protection. Scott is making a transition into his final form: a 60-something Portuguese man. John Zakim gets a pity invite to Don's infamous Halloween party . Jackie Brown compared to Rum Punch. We review the Vincent Gallo vehicle Buffalo '66 also starring Christina Ricci. #babynut #antload

Sup Neighbors. Sorry the Super Bowl was this weekend and I prioritized watching it and getting drunk over editing the end of this MASSIVE episode. Dude I think this might be our longest yet. And I cut stuff out.  Kobe Bryant hangs out at a bagel place in Stonehill College and does a Chinee Handkerchief while banging Charo wrapped in a giant human sized tortilla and every time he enters her she says "burritoburritoburrito."  Scott gets fisted by his cat before schooling everyone on both the war in Iraq and how welfare has a dysgenic affect on black America. Also he gets on his soap box TOO MANY times to talk about how bullshit it is that black guys get tossed in jail for shit he does every day. We also review "Boyz N The Hood" (1991). Be gay to yourselves.....and each other.

Marshal is away on a covert mission with Joan Rambo. Scott admits his affinity for baby Yoda. We discuss Bad Roommate's BurgerTime ritual, black guy CWOA, euphoric shits, and A.C.'s ground breaking "Howard Is Bald" EP. This week we review the "True Grit" 2010 remake

Scott commits whiskey sacrilege in Marshal's celebration of gamer gurl pee. Marshal starts a new pyramid scheme while blowing off Mama Bear for Rambo. Scott falls asleep with Big Papi as Gabe watches Baby Yoda. Marshal, Gabe and Don discuss "Uncut Gems" (2019) JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!

Mar Mar busts on logs fueled by chicken tendies, on his quest for big tittied goth girls with fat vegan pep nips. "We don't eat steak!" Dog the Bounty Hunter and his trailer trash queen, Beth. Scott and Don discuss their idea for "Cat Porn". We review the blaxploitation film "Fight for Your Life".

Happy New Year Neighbors. How long you been listening to this gay show????  Here is an XL ep for your gay ass. In this episode Jewish mushroom conspiracists think they're dead while Mar Mar and Scott argue during a story about Marshal's Thai family watching the movie "Harold and Maude." Also Gabe looks like Uday Hussein and tricks the Bologna Stripper. We review one of Stanley Kubrick's first films "Paths of Glory" (1957) JOIN THE MILITIA!! Be gay to yourselves and each other!!! www.patreon.com/cinemapocalypsenow

Marshal watches closed caption VR porn on mushrooms. Fat rabbit trannies gorge themselves on game fuel. We ramble/review "Raising Arizona" 1987 starring Nicolas Cage

Clint Eastwood takes mushrooms and decides to impregnate his wife. OJ Simpson gets off by having pupes glued to his face at the Art Basel showing. We review "The Irishman",2019 JOIN THE MILITIA

We didn't record an episode this week because Mar Mar went to the Art Basel art show in Miami and the rest of us are gay as hell. Here is one of my (Scott Lizard A.) favorite episodes. I figure its been long enough that we deserve a "clip show." We have a sick episode lined up next week where we review "The Irishman" give us a break for a week. If you really need a podcast fix for the week feel free to donate minimum 1 dollar to our patreon at www.patreon.com/cinemapocalysenow .... We have several episodes of our "MST3k" style show "Dr. Evan's Horror Theater" available to all patrons. Be gay to yourselves and each other. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!

Crosswalk volunteers get run over by crazy taxi drivers in Tesla trucks. While a congressman farts on Don's sister in Michael's. The moral of the story is vagina BO will get you fired. This week we review Danny Boyle's 1996 film "Trainspotting" starring Ewan McGregor

Marshal gets stabbed by a fat girl for a Popeye's chicken sandwich while trying to get his drink on. Brad Delp local legend and bbq enthusiast. Alienating Jason, McMartin Preschool, and "the Finders". Porsalin quits YouTube. We review the Coen brother's 1991 film Barton Fink

The Ayatollah bans headbanging to Blink 182 at the dementia fight club. Don's near miss with a Silver  fox at the Y. Scott and Marshal talk Chinese at Dim Sum. The Cracktacular adventures of Day Day and Black Randy. We try to review the Disney original "Smart House" 1999

Trout's Arm,  Racist NFL Stream Chat,  Sad Videos, Sweaty pussy lamb,  and fat Lindsay. We also review the Rob Zombie disaster remake of "Halloween" (2007) JOIN THE MILITIA!!!

Scott smokes Black and Milds for enjoyment while riding in his new PT Cruiser. Small pox farts killed the Indians. The Jeffree Star and Jared Threaten family variety hour. Quick overview of "The Strange Thing About the Johnsons" (2011), and "Summer of 84" (2018). We go all out and review the 2006 South Korean creature feature "The Host".

Gabe plays the Sega PlugnPlay with his incestuous exes. A Lady Cop murders boomer grocers. The O&A Subreddit gets shutdown for making a mess at Dunkies. We review the 2019 crime/supervillain drama "Joker" JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!!!

Trump makes people illiterate, Gabe gets unprofessional, and Scott blocks his mom on facebook. The life and times of Matt Flathead. quick overview of Pet Sematary (2019) and we do a deep dive review of Martin Scorsese's 1982 film The the King of Comedy starring Robert De Niro

In this episode we interview comedian extraordinare Dave Temple and discuss Bobby Brown, Marshal forces in conversation about 30 y.o. goth girls, kids on minecraft, getting in trouble for words as kids. We also debut our new segment "Ask A Black Guy." We also review The Goonies and get into some Sheen Rape Theories. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! @Scottlizardabrams @IMDaveTemple

Marshal kills Eddie Money for his black people sex socks. PewDiePie fires Shane Gillis for inappropriate comments about Woke burger restaurants. We quickly overview "the Polka KIng" 2017 starring Jack Black, "Nature Boy" 30 for 30, talk about our favorite Goosebumps novels, a full in depth review of the train wreck directed by Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit) "the Fanatic" 2019 starring John Travolta. Join the militia!

We're back and we're ready to make racist jokes for you.... This week we discuss Marshal's triumphant return from the Booby Hatch, people who ride bikes, people who like Halloween, fat girls and we review the 1989 John Woo film "The Killer" (1989) and all of its imitators. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!!!!!!! 

Scott's dad gets nominated for biggest Jew. "The Red Strings club" good yet gay, Always Sunny jumps the shark, mid break cat talk, and Currycels/Ricecels. We quickly overview "Peanut Butter Falcon" (2019), and "Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling" (2019). A deep dive review of the 2004 thriller "The Butterfly Effect" starring A**rim Cushioner

Chester Bennington molests kids with Jeffrey Epstein while shitty radio shows play and Homer Simpson smokes weed with Dave Weekly. Tard Wranglers do want to fuck their popsicle on AOL with Jack Howl. Our documentary discussed is available for download to anyone who donates to this podcast. Mucho Drama on this ep. Including Scott and Don's failed movie. JOIN THE MILITIA. 

Tweety bird shirt wearing cultists rape and murder with the help of the Clinton foundation. We discuss 7-11 delicacies, gas station boner pills, and Ronald Jackson's disappearing candy bar trick. A brief overview of The VVitch (2015), and Good Boys (2019). We have an in depth review of the 1998 Wes Anderson film Rushmore.

Gabe doesn't understand the concept of a swap, walmart unprofessionals make their way in anarcho-tyranny, Emer Till attends Fyre Fest while chicken riders mock Scott for not knowing who Marv from Home Alone is. We also discuss feet and the original Rambo movie: First Blood. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!

 Thought police crackdown on the burgeoning lolita hentai problem. Mormons look for Wesley, their one true savior. Mar Mar serves up Henny cocktails to toddlers.  Scott discusses tripping at the Tripp's and we review the 1969 classic indie film Easy Rider. 

Shareware versions of Mister Rogers doing prank phone calls on Steve-O. Christopher Dorner participates in surveillance capitalism as we review the 2019 Tarantino film "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" We know why you're here, racist.

Anti-vax mom takes a huge airplane dump on new black lady Bond. Is America 1/4 gay? Marshal's vintage sperm collection, and Satanic pedophile rings. We continue "You're a documentary month" and review "Who Took Johnny" (2014)

Redundant black women attend art class while Gabe gets racey about jamaicans. The "C-word" is used by hack comedians during a hot dog eating contest. The Wave Speech is discussed before a thorough review of "Blackfish"(2013) spurs a conversation about animal rights and sentient cats. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!

Retards take a trip the Zoo and are rewarded with Chick-fil-A sandwiches, and Chuck E. Cheese pizza. Swimming in the hood, Scratch ticket people, we talk about Hey Arnold (seriously). Homeward Bound gets recast. We review the documentary "American Movie" 1999 directed by Chris Smith

The BOYS return in full force to discuss whether or not the Deaf should be allowed to drive, how marshal tricked chinese people into saying the N-Word , Jewish symbolism in Star Wars, anti semitic schwarma, marshal's incontinence and we scam TGI Fridays. We then review the recent entry into the Pixar franchise Toy Story 4 (2019) JOIN THE MILITIA!!!

Are the Counting Crows pseudo racists? The artist formerly known as Mar Mar donates phone book armor to the less fortunate. Having hoagies with Bam Margera, and 30 year old goth girls. We get a diaped update from Baby Bri. Give brief overview of "Godzilla: King of the Monsters" (2019) and a full review of "They Live" (1988) starring the late Rowdy Roddy Piper. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!

Hotdogging gets put on the menu while Scott and Marshal decide who gets to be top,  Girls get worked up about semi consensual public urination while others get off on the feeling of anticipation. Aubrey Plaza likes Gabe's balls but the real question is IS MELANIN TRANSMUTABLE?? Historic Prank Phonecalls are recalled while beaver bongs are smoked. Also we deeply review "Last Action Hero" Starring Arnie Schwarzie (1993) All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!