Break Room at the Cineplex

A small town in South Dakota struggles to survive as all of their food is repeatedly eaten by an insatiable football team until Dusty Poles (Bryan Kranzburg) hatches a plan to beat them at their own game. Greg has been pulling pranks at the theater.

The boys are back to review a college orientation video about horses and what to do when you encounter one wearing a hat. Greg and Henry mourn the tragic loss of Kyle.

Dr. Schlomo (pre-Wire Idris Elba) learns his shapes, colors, and numbers as he makes his commute home in this fun-filled film for babies. The list of suspects has ballooned to thousands in the search for Kyle's would-be assassin, with one emerging as the new frontrunner.

Megan closes in on her mother’s kidnapper after decades of searching in this convoluted thriller with the kind of twist ending that makes less sense the more you think about it. Kyle, Greg, and Henry think it might be time to reexamine some evidence.

When Clark (Ryan Reynolds) leaves his wife because she’s dying, a night on the town with a male stripper (Zach Galifianakis) turns out to be an unforgettable and borderline indescribable experience for them both (and an opportunity for a pair of actors to really go after that Oscar). Kyle’s list of suspects gets shorter as Marvin reveals an airtight alibi.

Matthew’s family is coming to dinner and he needs everything to go perfectly in this film adaptation of the play by Kentucky Wilson. Ground rules are set as Kyle moves in with Henry.

An extraterrestrial creature is befriended by a little girl after being abandoned on Earth in this classic film. Kyle has narrowly avoided death several times over the past week.

Leet Handsome seeks vengeance after the financially struggling Irish Mob uses up all his water and steals his cat. Kyle fears someone is trying to kill him when the opening night of the musical ends in disaster.

Watchmaker Mike enjoys the simple life in his clocktower until a mysterious stranger arrives with a cryptic message and a task that sends Mike hurtling through time itself. Kyle prepares for the musical's opening night, whenever that is.

A quiet seaside town is terrorized by a grotesque aquatic monster in this tonally inconsistent horror film. Kyle theorizes that some recent changes to the local musical are retaliation for his critiques of the playwright.

Joey is sent to an alien planet on a military mission to acquire its rarest resource at any cost, but when he meets the indigenous population, he begins to question the morality of his assignment. Kyle has qualms with recent additions to the musical script.

Kevin, Gary, and Harvey are three art gallery employees in the wacky town of Lumberburg in this film that bears a passing resemblance to the actual lives of Kyle, Greg, and Henry. Kyle's audition for the local musical went about as well as could be expected.

Pizza Joe's high-stakes delivery promise has him scrambling to reach his destination in 30 minutes or less at any cost. Kyle is auditioning for a local musical.

Looking to find a new and original sound, musician Davy Krandleberry thinks K-pop may be the answer until his contribution to the genre is overshadowed by his bandmates. Henry is the victim of a baffling magic trick.

Richard, Scarlet, and Squiggy are three astronauts bound for outer space, but when disaster strikes and their shuttle is damaged, it becomes clear not everyone will make it back home. Greg has a hangover.

In a world occupied exclusively by mascots, Jeb and his crew find themselves facing an evil kangaroo bent on forcing the furry population into the sea. Greg thinks he may be able to earn the Timberdale equivalent of an EGOT.

Eccentric detective Dabian C. Caster has never met a case he couldn't solve. After discovering a car wreck and suspecting foul play, Dabian follows the clues and uncovers a string of bakery-based murders. Greg has been awarded the Keys to the City.

In a gated community of perfect lawns and picket fences, Gavin has a tendency to complain to the Homeowners' Association when he spots something out of place. When a neighbor is found dead after one of his calls, Gavin suspects the HOA may be hiding a paranormal secret. Greg is employee of the month.

Jonathan's first day at his new office job spirals out of control in this film packed with graphic nudity, gratuitous sex, and a wholesome message about our collective values. Greg and Kyle have begun playing a game of their own invention at the theater.

Rocket B.O.Y., Debbie Disappear, Hunky Chunk Chuck, and Simon must put their differences aside and form the ultimate superhero squad to face an ancient evil. Greg is voluntarily working overtime at the Cineplex... or is he?

Experience the highs and mostly lows of guitarist Jinny Herndicks' career in this biopic that explores the musician's tumultuous life. The population of Timberdale has doubled overnight as the original townsfolk return without warning.

Tiffany is selected to represent her town in a life-or-death dance competition in this film adaptation of the dystopian young adult book series. Greg, Kyle, and Henry decide to check in on their clones.

A pair of law-enforcing birds put their differences aside in pursuit of justice in this animated buddy cop film. Greg has some startling news as Timberdale's festival season comes to a close.

Cursed to travel haphazardly through time every 48 hours, Matilda will stop at nothing to be reunited with her girlfriend in this love story that breaks all the rules. And speaking of breaking the rules, it's Crime Week in Timberdale!

Emily had dreams of becoming a birthday clown before settling on life as an ER nurse. Battling addiction and living in squalor, her invitation to the road to recovery arrives when she least expects it. In Timberdale, a foosball festival has Greg looking to make some extra cash.

Harrison Ford stars as Baxton Dalence, a man brought to the dystopian future of 2014 to hunt androids in this sci-fi thriller. In Timberdale, Apricot Fest has been crashed by peach people.

Ella is your average twenty-something high schooler until she meets Michael, a mysterious new student who isn't quite... human. Dark secrets are revealed and an ancient feud is reignited in this supernatural teen romance. In Timberdale, Snooze Fest is in full swing!

Wacky scientist Helen is gearing up for Halloween when her three children are accidentally transformed into gourds! What seems like a classic case of science-gone-wrong is turned on its head with a shocking twist in the final act.

Lost in the jungle as a child and raised by a pack of wolves, Anderson is ready to do what it takes to protect his animal friends when a military platoon arrives to burn his home to the ground. Think you know how this story goes? I promise you, you do not.