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Cloud Five

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Five sarcastic British idiots delve into wacky news stories and bonkers trivia. Chaos ensues.

Rated 'Explicit' for profanity and adult/juvenile humour.

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Episode 14: Four Men, One Jar

Cloud FiveJan 15, 2024

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01:45:22

Episode 14: Four Men, One Jar

Episode 14: Four Men, One Jar

It's 2024, and we're back. This episode, we discuss strange New Year traditions, feral peacocks, the Florida Toy-Humper, the worst island in Wales and the Greek philosopher who liked to urinate on people. Also, a special guest star reviews a movie about an evil swimming pool, while the boys hold a vigil for XL Bullies.

Jan 15, 202401:45:22

Episode 13: Concrete Bunnies

Episode 13: Concrete Bunnies

It's the Easter special, and the boys are diving into cheese heists, genetically-engineered mosquitoes and the (disputed) human ability to live without food, all while trying to answer the age-old question: 'How much Gungus™ can you fit in your mouth?'

Apr 16, 202201:30:55

BEST OF CLOUD FIVE

BEST OF CLOUD FIVE

Each Cloud Five member chooses their favourite moment from the first ten episodes, presented by a very tired Jack.
Season 2 resumes next week!
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"Episode 2: Psychic Vampires" (for Joe's sh*t story)
"Episode 4: Dead Goat Polo" (for George's favourite sport)
"Episode 5: Fish in the Car" (for Brandon's revenge plot and Luke's octopus analysis)
"Episode 8: Cockfights and Crossbows" (for Jack's holy trinity of Florida Men)

Jan 08, 202250:59

Episode 12: Curveballs and Ballcocks

Episode 12: Curveballs and Ballcocks

Jeff Bezos flies to space in a giant wang while the boys discuss flying ants, high-speed funerals, umbrella shoes and the inventions of Thomas Crapper. Meanwhile, George tries to perform surgery on his own foot. Original upload date: 24th July 2021

Jan 08, 202201:29:49

Episode 11: Back in Blue

Episode 11: Back in Blue

Cloud Five is back! Naked skydiving, lethal parties, monkey orgies, and the treacle flood that levelled a city. All this and more this week on Cloud Five. Original upload date: 10th July 2021

Jan 08, 202201:28:19

Episode 10: The Bum Squad

Episode 10: The Bum Squad

Exploding chickens, moon sperm, eight-legged spider horses and the owl-based cure for gout. All this and more this week on Cloud Five.

Mar 28, 202101:30:59

Episode 9: The Oldest Joke in the World

Episode 9: The Oldest Joke in the World

Quacking honeybees, Jesus' foreskin, the god of caribou and the fart that started a war. All this and more this week on Cloud Five.

Mar 21, 202101:34:37

Episode 8: Cockfights and Crossbows

Episode 8: Cockfights and Crossbows

Whale vomit, nematodes, bomb-slinging crossbows, animal court cases, and the continuing saga of the Florida Man. All this and more this week on Cloud Five.

Mar 07, 202101:25:11

Episode 7: El Chapo's Nuts

Episode 7: El Chapo's Nuts

Pig farming, wheelchair bank robbery, tongue-eating seagulls and urine-based body armour. All this and more this week on Cloud Five.

Feb 28, 202101:19:59

Episode 6: Army of Ferrets

Episode 6: Army of Ferrets

Mars landings, wild bears, stone penises and the inexorable rise of artificial intelligence. All this and more this week on Cloud Five.

Feb 21, 202101:22:53

Episode 5: Fish in the Car

Episode 5: Fish in the Car

Forbidden meat, alien octopi, laxative birdseed, and the wealthiest pirate in history. All this and more on this week's Cloud Five.

Feb 14, 202101:20:02

Episode 4: Dead Goat Polo

Episode 4: Dead Goat Polo

3D-printed space food, bride-napping, cactus smuggling, questionable forehead tattoos, and the bonkers horse sports of Kyrgyzstan. All this and more on this week's Cloud Five.

Feb 07, 202101:17:45

Episode 3: The Tardigrade Invasion

Episode 3: The Tardigrade Invasion

We look in horror at the Indian tradition of baby tossing, we delve into the mysterious cryptids of North America - including the reclusive and stinky Skunk Ape - and we discuss moon missions, suicidal rodents, and our preparations for the invasion of the tardigrades from outer space.

Jan 30, 202101:25:14

Psychic Vampires (CLOUD FIVE: Season 1, Episode 2)

Psychic Vampires (CLOUD FIVE: Season 1, Episode 2)

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Welcome to Cloud Five, the show where five British idiots dissect the latest in weird news and pop culture. Today on the show:

We look at the wacky world of alternative medicine, including energy healing, psychic vampires and explosive vagina candles, we talk about the implications of a mood-monitoring wristband in the world of work, and we find the answer to the question: “Is climbing inside a dead whale good for you?”

You can catch us here every Saturday at 7pm on your favourite audio streaming services, or Sunday at midday on YouTube. We hope you enjoy the show!

Jan 23, 202101:23:35