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Left Luggage

Left Luggage

By Clown Funeral

Award-winning theatre company Clown Funeral takes you into a multitude of strange and exciting worlds in this brand new series of short radio plays.
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Left LuggageJun 17, 2020

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The Great Christmas Milkround

The Great Christmas Milkround

As Christmas Day dawns, an intrepid milkwoman braves the cold in the name of customer service

Narrator: Freddie Paul

The Milk Woman/Old Person: Ella Tebay

Pal/Son/Ed/Old Person: Sam Thorogood

Mate/Derrick/Paper Boy: Alex Webster

Lad/Sid/Dad: Sam George

Old Person/Zinnia/Enid: Christina Owen

Dec 20, 202025:39
The Runner

The Runner

On a moonlit road, a lone woman is running.  

Written by Sam George 

The Narrator: Ella Tebay 

The Runner: Freddie Paul

Sound effects used under the creative commons licence courtesy of Freesound.org


Jul 29, 202007:09
Finding the Fintok

Finding the Fintok

At the 223rd Intergalactic Peace Festival, the Ambassadors have one vital job.  

Written by Alex Webster
Announcer: Daniel Hughes
Narrator: Ella Tebay
Fid: Christina Owen
Gosha: Sam Thorogood
Quolores: Freddie Paul

Jul 22, 202009:48
Left Luggage: An Introduction

Left Luggage: An Introduction

Welcome to Left Luggage: The Radio Play Podcast

Jul 20, 202003:04
Take a Mindful Moment

Take a Mindful Moment

A relaxation recording goes awry when the narrator literally brings the words to life.


Written by Christina Owen

The Narrator: Freddie Paul

Sound effects used under the creative commons license courtesy of freesound.org

 Ambience, Wind Chimes, A.wav by InspectorJ

Ambience/Atmosphere/Nature - Twigs Snapping by giddster

 Nature Sounds of Edinburgh Series - Birds Singing, Forest (Scotland) by BurghRecords

 Sounds of Yellowstone and Grand Teton - 20100624_102252_soda_butte_squirrel.wav by hoersturz

Jul 15, 202007:56
The Headliner

The Headliner

The Headliner

The owner of a failing comedy club gives a newcomer a chance.

Written by Ella Tebay
The Narrator: Freddie Paul
MC: Daniel Hughes
Heckler: Sam George
Stage Manager: Sam Thorogood
Fiona: Christina Owen
Pete: Alex Webster


Sound effects used under the creative commons license from Freedsound.org

Crowd Noise Large Theatre - XPLOman

Live techno loop - bass n drum loop by francium

Iso Booth Ambience - sacco12

Crowd awkward laughter.wav - Adam_N

Angry crowd.wav - BeeProductive

Angry mob loop.aiff - Benjamin Harvey design

Splat 005.wav - yottasounds

splat.wav - zolopher

03285 car boot close open.wav - Robinhood76

Engine Start ’n’ Drive - MattiaGiovanetti

People - Slow applause (mono).wav - jodybruchon

Glass Smash.wav - chewiesmissus

Audience Reactions > ShortChuckle1.wav - ehohnke

Studio Audience - Small > Murmur 1.wav - jay frosting

Chile, Valparaiso > Crowd laughing and clapping inside a bar in Chile (Valparaiso) - felix.blume

Jul 08, 202009:21
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Written by Sam George

The Narrator: Freddie Paul

Vince/Whispering Voice/Final Voice: Patrick Tobin

Father/Man/Gruff Voice: Sam Thorogood

Mother/Passenger/Boss: Ella Tebay

Younger Sister/Passenger: Christina Owen 

Human 1: Alex Webster


Sound effects used under the creative commons license from Freesound.org

Train Ambiance.wav by 180241virtualwindow.co.za
BUSY STREET CROWD AMBIENCE EXT BARCELONA 11 SEPT 2015 RADIO IN BACKGROUND.wav by marsal.oido
Fantasy SFX 006.wav by tec_studio

Jul 06, 202008:23
DJ Frida

DJ Frida

Trawlermen meet techno in the northernmost nightclub in the world.  

Written by Sam Thorogood
The Narrator: Freddie Paul

Sound effects used under the creative commons license from Freesound.org

Sea and Seagull, wave by suukadi
Crowd at a Concert of a Music Festival by soundslikewillem
Gugugu by Angel Garcia
120bpm_Kick Build Up .wav - newagesoup

Jul 01, 202008:52
The Funeral

The Funeral

Whilst paying their last disrespects, two ancient friends reminisce.  
Written by Alex Webster
The Narrator: Freddie Paul
Felix: Patrick Tobin
Rita: Ella Tebay
Vicar: Sam Thorogood
Relative: Christina Owen

Jun 17, 202009:34
Chicken!

Chicken!


A farmer’s world-view is suddenly scrambled.

Writer- Ella Tebay

Narrator- Freddie Paul

Chickens- Alex Webster
Christina Owen
Sam George
Sam Thorogood

Sound effects courtesy of Robinhood76 and Tommccann from  Freesound.org

Jun 10, 202008:07
In Thunder, Lightning or on Zoom?

In Thunder, Lightning or on Zoom?

In the summer of 2020, a coven of witches are forced to ask the age-old question; When shall we three meet again?

Written by Alex Webster

Narrator/Phoebe- Freddie Paul

Samantha- Christina Owen

Karen- Ella Tebay

Jun 03, 202008:28
The Narrator

The Narrator


Our veteran narrator opens up about his career leading to Left Luggage.Our veteran narrator opens up about his career leading to Left Luggage.

Written by Sam Thorogood

The Narrator: Sam Thorogood

The Producer: Sam George

May 27, 202004:29
The Last Restaurant

The Last Restaurant


The menu is not quite as it seems in the last restaurant on Earth.The menu is not quite as it seems in the last restaurant on Earth.

Written by Ella Tebay

Rima: Christina Owen

Max: Sam George

The voice from the Sky: Freddie Paul

The Narrator: Sam Thorogood

May 20, 202007:10
Candyfloss

Candyfloss

A simple ball game is taken to the next level. And the next. And the next…

Written by Sam George

The Narrator: Sam Thorogood

May 13, 202007:47
A Frog Called Alan

A Frog Called Alan

Mean-spirited Gladys is terrorised by a mysterious amphibian voice.

Written by Christina Owen

Gladys: Ella Tebay

Binky: Alex Webster

Kid: Freddie Paul

The Narrator/Alan: Sam Thorogood

Additional music: Chad Crouch

May 05, 202007:19