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Coach Von Podcast

Coach Von Podcast

By Von Decarlo

Join stand-up comedian, Von Decarlo, as she sparks fun, uncensored, conversations about life, love, and relationships using hot topics in sports and pop culture to anchor into hard-hitting, honest discussions, that most people shy away from in todays sensitive society.

While some past, as well as, current events are explored, episodes are considered evergreen.
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Coach Von PodcastNov 13, 2017

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I DECIDED: To Be or Not To Be, That Is The Question

I DECIDED: To Be or Not To Be, That Is The Question

Von Decarlo discusses her decision to get vaccinated, or not.
Mar 15, 202148:38
PROCRASTINATION: You Can Get Out of It

PROCRASTINATION: You Can Get Out of It

Von Decarlo discusses ways in which we procrastinate and the little things you can do to adjust your daily routine to get stop letting your mind wonder off into failure.
Feb 02, 202133:29
HAPPY NEW YEAR: First Episode of 2021 - Year of Vision Reloaded

HAPPY NEW YEAR: First Episode of 2021 - Year of Vision Reloaded

Von Decarlo discusses her trip to the emergency room for an infection in her thumb, and completing the Purpose Driven Life book.
Jan 19, 202148:39
REFOCUS: Last Show of 2020 - The Year of Vision

REFOCUS: Last Show of 2020 - The Year of Vision

Von Decarlo discusses the difference between resetting and refocusing, the Jupiter/Saturn conjunction, and why she wears depends.
Dec 22, 202047:52
BONUS FLOWERS: Late Night Frustration That Bloomed

BONUS FLOWERS: Late Night Frustration That Bloomed

Von Decarlo discusses a late night IG LIVE moment that started out as venting about her loud neighbor, and became a nostalgic moment with her college roommate in which she was able to tell her how much she was inspired by her to do radio, and much more.
Dec 14, 202001:19:19
TIME: A Gift to Give and Receive

TIME: A Gift to Give and Receive

Von Decarlo discuss time as love, and the importance of loving yourself so you can love others.
Dec 06, 202047:32
DARKNESS: Don't Be Troubled By Trouble

DARKNESS: Don't Be Troubled By Trouble

Von Decarlo discusses the Nate Robinson knockout, how hard times are blessings in disguise, and gift giving.
Dec 02, 202045:42
VULNERABLE: Being Content In The Process Will Strengthen You

VULNERABLE: Being Content In The Process Will Strengthen You

Von Decarlo discusses feeling vulnerable emotionally, mentally, physically, and spiritually.
Nov 23, 202001:00:11
ISOLATION: This Might Be A Good Thing

ISOLATION: This Might Be A Good Thing

Von Decarlo discusses the current state of darkness that she is experiencing, and how she plans to get out of it.
Nov 16, 202051:29
CHEATING: You Eventually Lose

CHEATING: You Eventually Lose

Von Decarlo discusses the main implication of cheating, in life and relationships.
Nov 10, 202038:23
COYOTES: Everyday is Opposite Day

COYOTES: Everyday is Opposite Day

Von Decarlo vents about being caught up on social media with Ice Cube, Donald Trump Jr., and coyotes.
Oct 26, 202046:46
CLOSURE: Accept It, Even If You Don’t Get It

CLOSURE: Accept It, Even If You Don’t Get It

Von Decarlo discusses closure, suicide, dark thoughts, and letting go.
Oct 12, 202051:16
REGRETS: Can’t Live With Them, Can’t Live Without Them

REGRETS: Can’t Live With Them, Can’t Live Without Them

Von Decarlo discusses regret in love, life, careers, relationships, and politics; and why you should not give up on any of them.
Oct 01, 202058:05
INTEGRITY: People Can Change, But Liars Don’t Change Their Stripes.

INTEGRITY: People Can Change, But Liars Don’t Change Their Stripes.

Von Decarlo discusses the integrity behind wearing a mask, and the transgressions of Cardi B’s husband Offset.
Sep 22, 202052:41
PERSPECTIVE: Life Happens in the Middle

PERSPECTIVE: Life Happens in the Middle

Von Decarlo discusses how to keep a positive mindset, as well as the sisterhood she saw on the show Verzuz between legendary singers Gladys Knight and Patti LaBelle.
Sep 14, 202045:57
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE: Double Standards

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE: Double Standards

Von Decarlo discusses the double standards of domestic violence and how dangerous (and insulting) it is to perpetuate the idea that it’s ok for women to inflict physical abuse onto men.
Sep 07, 202049:39
LETTING GO: Forgive & Accept

LETTING GO: Forgive & Accept

Von Decarlo discusses living life on purpose through forgiving, not forgetting.
Aug 31, 202053:60
DATING: Lies, Deal Breakers, & Long Distance

DATING: Lies, Deal Breakers, & Long Distance

Von Decarlo discusses dating with purpose, as well as, various aspects of how online dating, new normal COVID dating, and long distance relationships can be good for getting to know each other’s true intentions and deal breakers.
Aug 24, 202041:12
TRANSITION: Break Out of Lockdown in Your Head

TRANSITION: Break Out of Lockdown in Your Head

Von Decarlo discusses her transition back into comedy after sheltering in place for over 4 months, and all the dark voices of discouragement she had to fight through in her head.
Aug 17, 202050:53
HUNGRY: Don’t Feed on Just Anything

HUNGRY: Don’t Feed on Just Anything

Von Decarlo discusses how hungry she is on her new juice cleanse diet, and how hungry Jonathan Isaac (Orlando Magic) is for attention by choosing to not kneel for the national anthem or wear a Black Lives Matter T-shirt.
Aug 03, 202039:05
REINVENT YOURSELF : It Ain’t Over ‘til it Over

REINVENT YOURSELF : It Ain’t Over ‘til it Over

Von Decarlo discusses keeping peace of mind and the epiphany she had that made her look at her mother’s slow cancer recovery as a blessing. This episode is all about finding ways to reinvent yourself while staying true to who you are, like Nate Robinson venturing into boxing.
Jul 26, 202036:21
SHUT UP & GEOGRAPHY: America has Run Amok

SHUT UP & GEOGRAPHY: America has Run Amok

Von Decarlo slams Laura Ingraham for not knowing that Toronto is in Canada, while discussing the possibility of applying for dual citizenship in light of mask-less, messy America.
Jul 19, 202040:03
RED TABLE OF ENTANGLEMENT FLIPPED: Double Standards

RED TABLE OF ENTANGLEMENT FLIPPED: Double Standards

Von Decarlo discusses the double standards of the Jada Pinkett Smith entanglement situation, and takes her listeners on a what if it was Will, not Jada journey.
Jul 13, 202045:39
AIRBORNE KANYE COOTIES: Cover Your Mouth

AIRBORNE KANYE COOTIES: Cover Your Mouth

Von Decarlo discusses Kanye West’s presidential plans, & the impossibility of keeping corona cooties out of the NBA Disney bubble, especially with new reports coming out about COVID-19 being airborne.
Jul 06, 202047:01
NOOSE KNOT A NOOSE: It’s a Damn Noose

NOOSE KNOT A NOOSE: It’s a Damn Noose

Von Decarlo discusses the noose found in Nascar driver’s, Bubba Wallace garage, Vince Carter’s retirement, The Five Heartbeats Documentary and more.
Jun 29, 202039:12
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY: Put a NBA Ring On It

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY: Put a NBA Ring On It

Von Decarlo discusses the coronavirus smart rings that the NBA staff and players will receive when they restart their season at Disney Orlando, as well as the Trump rally debacle in Tulsa. Her birthday is June 24th, and she wants the NBA to put one of their covid rings on it.
Jun 22, 202034:05
2020 YEAR OF VISION IN HD: Glaring Symbolism

2020 YEAR OF VISION IN HD: Glaring Symbolism

Von Decarlo discusses the ironic symbolism of 2020 - the year of vision here to make everything crystal clear. The world is in HD now, and everyone must adjust. Talking points include the murder of George Floyd and his funeral, Colin Kaepernick, Roger Goodell, LeBron James, Laura Ingraham, the movie "10,000 Black Men Named George", and more.
Jun 08, 202046:15
EVERYBODY VS RACISM: All Or Nothing

EVERYBODY VS RACISM: All Or Nothing

Von Decarlo discusses the George Floyd protests going global and his death being an undeniable eye opener for police brutality and racism, as well as, the problem with saying there are only “a few bad apples” when referencing bad cops, and the JR Smith viral video beat down of a person who vandalized his car.
Jun 01, 202036:27
PARTY IN THE USA: What Is Going On?

PARTY IN THE USA: What Is Going On?

Von Decarlo struggles to make sense of America’s re-opening strategy, and her own fate of having to decide if she should get back in the game come July like the NBA, or stay at home indefinitely; all while dealing with her neighbors partying in the background.
May 25, 202030:44
THE LAST DANCE: At The Drive In

THE LAST DANCE: At The Drive In

Von Decarlo discusses why she missed The Last Dance on ESPN to go on an adventurous drive upstate (NY) through Trump town in order to see a double feature at a drive in movie theatre.
May 18, 202033:45
HUNTED: This Is America

HUNTED: This Is America

Von Decarlo discusses the public outcry of the Ahmaud Arbery case in which the suspects of his murder were not arrested (in Georgia) for months, and the irony of former Laker Shannon Brown (also in Georgia) being arrested and charged almost immediately after firing shots at two strangers who entered his home. She also points out the hypocrisy of people who attacked LeBron James online for using his platform to speak out on being a black man hunted.
May 11, 202042:08
MIND IN THE MIDDLE: Do Something, No Pressure

MIND IN THE MIDDLE: Do Something, No Pressure

Von Decarlo discusses what she is doing to keep her mind in the middle of doing nothing and something during lockdown 2020, especially since there are no sports to watch. She also lends her opinion on Joe Biden’s early commitment to choosing a female running mate now that he is officially the Democratic candidate for the upcoming presidential election.
Apr 11, 202027:29
CORONAVIRUS: Practical Advice and Tips

CORONAVIRUS: Practical Advice and Tips

Who do you want to save you in the apocalypse? Will Smith from the movie, I Am Legend, or Daryl from the Walking Dead? Von Decarlo gives her answer to this, as well as practical tips and advice on how to prevent getting sick, and knowing the Coronavirus symptoms if you are sick. All this and more, including her election year conspiracy theory.
Mar 14, 202048:20
MAMBA OUT

MAMBA OUT

Von Decarlo discusses the untimely death of Kobe Bryant.
Feb 04, 202051:25
Equal Pay, Equal Booty

Equal Pay, Equal Booty

Von Decarlo discusses the US Women’s soccer team’s pay discrepancy, and Serena Williams left booty cheek pic.

Jul 13, 201933:49
Lets Talk About It Live (Special Live Recording #1)

Lets Talk About It Live (Special Live Recording #1)

Coach Von Podcast live recording featuring comedians Mike Yard, Dave Temple, and Alex English with special guest Garren James, from Showtime's hit show Gigolos.
Jun 21, 201927:47
To The Left, To The Left Becky. Literally.

To The Left, To The Left Becky. Literally.

Beyonce's personal space gets invaded courtside by the Warriors owner's wife in Game 3 of the finals when she leaned over Queen Bey to talk to her husband Jay Z; sparking a conversation on this episode of the Coach Von Podcast about jealousy and insecurity vs. respect. Von Decarlo explains why men often get these things confused.
Jun 06, 201930:22
Kill Von D

Kill Von D

Inspired by a moment with the song "Kill Jay Z", Von Decarlo shares an epiphany of how you must let your old self die in order to allow your new self to survive.
May 29, 201938:45
Fired On My Day Off
Apr 26, 201926:35
Karma, Courage, & Doritos

Karma, Courage, & Doritos

Inspired by her Instagram Live session, Von Decarlo discusses how Karma, both good and bad, returns to you, and how you must have the courage to live your best life; even with Doritos staring at you from across the room.
Dec 05, 201848:39
I'm Back! Like Derrick Rose.

I'm Back! Like Derrick Rose.

After being gone for the summer to prepare for her new show on Sirius XM NBA Radio, Von Decarlo is back from hiatus and ready to drop 50 on your head like Derrick Rose did to the Jazz.
Nov 06, 201829:53
Big Nate

Big Nate

It’s Von Decarlo’s birthday weekend and she spends it doing comedy in Houston. She attends the opening games for season 2 of the Big 3 and had a fun time trolling and roasting the games, and meeting the legendary Dr. J. The discussion takes a heart melting turn as she talks about Big 3 superstar Nate Robinson, an 11 year NBA vet, and his struggles with mental illness and depression.
Jun 25, 201831:51
Logic vs Emotions: Don’t Punch a Wall

Logic vs Emotions: Don’t Punch a Wall

Von Decarlo took such a big L betting on LeBron James and the Cavs in the finals against the Warriors that it made her re-read her own book. Heavy emphasis on making good decisions with logic over emotions is discussed in this episode using LeBron’s decision to punch an inanimate object after game one leaving him with a broken hand, as well as his future decision on where he will play moving forward. Examples from Von Decarlo’s own life are also used to dig deep into this topic.
Jun 11, 201833:09
LeBama

LeBama

This week’s podcast was inspired by a baby picture of LeBron James that Von Decarlo posted on her Instagram which, in turn, prompted a lot of negative comments. The NBA finals are discussed as well as insecurity, jealousy, and who should be MVP.
Jun 04, 201832:55
Memorial Day Conspiracy Theory

Memorial Day Conspiracy Theory

A CP3-less Houston Rockets lose game 7 at home to the Warriors and Von Decarlo explores conspiracies on both ends, including her own Memorial Day woes.
May 29, 201833:35
Don’t Get Stuck In Your Ways

Don’t Get Stuck In Your Ways

In this jam packed episode of the Coach Von Podcast, Von Decarlo encourages you to win by making adjustments. Ball is life and she discusses the adjustments of teams, players and coaches; from the ECF (Cavs vs Boston) and WCF (Warriors vs Rockets), to the Knicks new head coach David Fizdale, Philly’s lost process, Becky Hammon possibly becoming the first woman head coach of the NBA and more.
May 16, 201837:07
The Process of Good Seeds

The Process of Good Seeds

Today on the Coach Von Podcast, Von Decarlo met Iyanla Vanzant, the writer of the famous self-help book Acts Of Faith after doing Power Hour on Sirius XM Urban View. She discusses the importance of planting good seed‘s, and trusting your own process; while questioning if Philly fans still trust their process as the Sixers looks to possibly get swept in the second round. She also puts the microscope on Kristaps Porzingis and questions where his seeds are being planted.
May 08, 201835:03
All Balls Down

All Balls Down

All bow down to King James and Michelle Wolf in this episode of the Coach Von Podcast where Von Decarlo discusses the no flinching fear they both had under intense pressure. Love, basketball, and comedy is pondered as Von Decarlo perceives life in the information age and Trump era as an ongoing crossover episode of Black Mirror and The Truman Show, with no Truman. But wait, there’s Kanye West.
Apr 30, 201832:17
Bronchella Formation

Bronchella Formation

Today on the Coach Von Podcast, Von Decarlo gets you into formation and catches you up on everything in this first round from the Cavs suits helping to tie up the series with the Pacers despite the WWE antics of Lance Stephenson to Harden’s airballs, and much more. Coach Pop losing his wife of 40 years is discussed.
Apr 23, 201830:33
First Round Predictions

First Round Predictions

It’s day one of the 2018 NBA playoffs and Von Decarlo sets her first round predictions.
Apr 14, 201815:46