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20 - Tecate

Cold CansAug 18, 2017

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137 - Bud Light Seltzer Sour

137 - Bud Light Seltzer Sour

The boys have done too much. 

Jan 30, 202221:41
136 - Bud Light Seltzer Hard Soda

136 - Bud Light Seltzer Hard Soda

The boys do a drunk episode.

Jan 30, 202232:49
135 - House Wine Old Fashioned Lemonade

135 - House Wine Old Fashioned Lemonade

The boys understood the assignment. 

Jan 29, 202235:37
134 - Twisted Tea

134 - Twisted Tea

The boys try a Twisted Tea Hard Iced Tea.

Jan 21, 202245:59
133 - Holiday Seltzers

133 - Holiday Seltzers

The boys are back in a big, fizzy way. Plus, some past fan favorites return to the show. 

Jan 07, 202255:21
132 - Old Style

132 - Old Style

A fan of the show sends in his favorite beer. And in so doing, becomes a friend of the show.

Jul 30, 202145:37
131 - Foster's - A New Hopportunity

131 - Foster's - A New Hopportunity

The boys go "down under" with a returning guest.

Jun 18, 202146:38
130 - Yuengling

130 - Yuengling

On location with special guest. 

May 28, 202101:01:12
129 - Trap Door Brewing Zest Fest

129 - Trap Door Brewing Zest Fest

The boys don't rank the beer.

Apr 23, 202146:54
128 - Bud Light

128 - Bud Light

The boys review America's favorite beer, finally.

Apr 16, 202149:08
127 - Angry Orchard Crisp Apple

127 - Angry Orchard Crisp Apple

The boys drink a non-beer.

Apr 02, 202138:17
126 - Big Wave Golden Ale

126 - Big Wave Golden Ale

The CC boys are joined by the LA boys, with a brand-spanking-new segment from Joe.

Feb 12, 202101:09:17
125 - Budweiser - A New Hopportunity

125 - Budweiser - A New Hopportunity

The boys revisit Bud Heavy on a writing retreat.

Jan 22, 202133:45
124 - Aftershift IPA with John Walker, Head Brewer and Co-founder of Athletic Brewing Co.

124 - Aftershift IPA with John Walker, Head Brewer and Co-founder of Athletic Brewing Co.

The boys welcome Athletic Brewing's John Walker to talk about the brewery's impressive variety of beers (and more.) Nick shares the premise of an awful short story he wrote in college. Joey drags bay leaves.

Jan 15, 202152:20
123 - Ghostfish Brewing Meteor Shower

123 - Ghostfish Brewing Meteor Shower

Nick confronts his new reality.

Dec 24, 202042:45
122 - Tiger

122 - Tiger

The boys squeeze into a 30-minute timebox. It's comforting.

Dec 04, 202030:03
121 - Duvel

121 - Duvel

The boys get on track halfway through.

Oct 30, 202046:54
120 - Ayinger Oktoberfest

120 - Ayinger Oktoberfest

Munich will wait. 

Oct 23, 202041:57
119 - Fat Tire - A New Hopportunity

119 - Fat Tire - A New Hopportunity

Friend of the show and of the life, Kyle Dufek, joins the program.

Oct 16, 202046:05
118 - Drink Wisconsinbly Wisconsin Lager

118 - Drink Wisconsinbly Wisconsin Lager

Drink Wisconsinbly! Call Me Old Fashioned! The Land of More Lakes Than Minnesota! The Bears Still Suck! I ❤︎ Day Drinking! Here’s To You Wisconsin.

Sep 04, 202042:01
117 - A Texas Hopdown

117 - A Texas Hopdown

Giddy up, cowboys and cowgirls, it’s an old fashioned Texas Hopdown!

Aug 28, 202052:56
116 - Kokanee

116 - Kokanee

Does the ethereal plane of the subconscious mind separate mankind from inanimate objects? Is consciousness a bound human narrative, given we're made of the same space dust as a toaster? Can it be, then, that existence is the totality of what can be truly defined? Given this framework, what does it mean to forget the face of your father? In today's episode, we review Kokanee beer.

Aug 07, 202046:45
115 - Icehouse

115 - Icehouse

A scientific first in Cold Cans history. Plus, the boys have an announcement.

Jul 31, 202040:24
114 - Blue Moon LightSky

114 - Blue Moon LightSky

Is Blue Moon LightSky a worthwhile malternative? Nick reveals his fear of sky lights and Joey shows you how to scam The Wrigley Company with Starbursts.

Jul 17, 202046:38
113 - Miller Lite - A New Hopportunity

113 - Miller Lite - A New Hopportunity

The world has changed. Will anything stay the same?
Jul 02, 202048:29
112 - Run Wild IPA with Bill Shufelt, Co-founder of Athletic Brewing Co.

112 - Run Wild IPA with Bill Shufelt, Co-founder of Athletic Brewing Co.

The boys consider how a craft N/A beer can fit into their drinking and lifestyle regimens. Bill Shufelt joins to tell the story behind Athletic Brewing Company.

Jun 19, 202052:08
111 - Lagunitas IPA

111 - Lagunitas IPA

The boys are joined by engineer Josh, who brings aboard a classic brew for Malternative considerations. Plus, a segment they should've called Cool or Fuel.

Jun 05, 202054:29
110 - Fremont Summer Ale

110 - Fremont Summer Ale

Fremont, the Center of the Universe, gets another shot with the boys. And hey, the Geballes are here! 

May 29, 202001:03:19
109 - Coors

109 - Coors

Coors is back for a New Hopportunityand the boys are joined by a special guest from Tinseltown, where the stars come out to play. There are a lot of segments. 

May 22, 202050:41
108 - Corona Premier

108 - Corona Premier

The boys are losing it.

May 15, 202046:50
107 - Summer Shandy - A New Hopportunity

107 - Summer Shandy - A New Hopportunity

Another look at Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy. 

Apr 04, 202048:18
106 - Coors Light - A New Hopportunity

106 - Coors Light - A New Hopportunity

The WFH boys share a beer.

Mar 27, 202049:57
105 - Grolsch

105 - Grolsch

A very special guest brings in a very Wisconsin Pairable or Terrible.

Mar 20, 202052:06
104 - Budweiser Copper Lager

104 - Budweiser Copper Lager

The barrel aged boys talk about religion and politics. An old friend shows up.

Mar 06, 202044:42
103 - Sculpin IPA

103 - Sculpin IPA

Kelsea Little, host of True Stories Of Good People, joins the boys to drink one of her hometown favorites. 

Feb 28, 202044:44
102 - Naturdays

102 - Naturdays

TWO special guests. TWO Pairable or Terribles. It's Naturday Night. 

Feb 14, 202045:27
101 - Night Swim Porter vs. Pernicious IPA

101 - Night Swim Porter vs. Pernicious IPA

The boys receive a gift from a good friend of the show. What could it be? Could it be beer? Tune in to find out, this week, on COLD CANS. Plus! The first head-to-head of the post-100 era. AND, two rounds of Pairable or Terrible.
Feb 07, 202041:02
100 - Natural Light

100 - Natural Light

The boys rank Natural Light.

Jan 31, 202001:14:07
99 - Miller High Life

99 - Miller High Life

Happy New Beer's Eve. It's the champagne of beers.
Dec 31, 201959:07
98 - Samuel Adams Octoberfest

98 - Samuel Adams Octoberfest

It's the week of Hallooooowwwweeeeeeen. The boys discuss breaking news on the Cold Cans Summit and other things.

Nov 01, 201942:44
97 - Elysian Pumpkins

97 - Elysian Pumpkins

It's fall, baybeeee. The boys are pitting two pumpkin beers stem-to-stem to see which one is worthy of the (sleepy) hallowed rankings. 

Oct 25, 201942:43
96 - Delirium Tremens with Zach Geballe

96 - Delirium Tremens with Zach Geballe

The boys are joined by sommelier, writer, and podcast host Zach Geballe. Things get more serious than expected.

Oct 04, 201958:45
95 - Batsquatch

95 - Batsquatch

Jesse Ventura is back to introduce Rogue Ales' Batsquatch IPA, presented to you by REI's new podcast "Camp Monsters." The rankings integrity is as strong as ever.

Sep 20, 201933:04
94 - Sol

94 - Sol

Nick and Joey get locked out of the website sol.com.

Sep 13, 201929:15
93 - Busch

93 - Busch

"The boys are back" is back as the boys return from another unacceptable hiatus. They discuss mergers and acquisitions, SeaWorld, and ESPN streaming ads.

Sep 06, 201935:41
92 - Pub Beer

92 - Pub Beer

The boys are drinking 10 Barrel Brewing's Pub Beer. Does it compete with last week's new #1? Nick feels out of sorts. Joey has a tattoo. 

Aug 02, 201937:30
91 - Da Shootz!

91 - Da Shootz!

It's summertime, baybeeeeee. Joey talks about a hot parrot. 

Jul 19, 201928:25
90 - Peroni

90 - Peroni

Nick is drinking 5-hour Energy and Joey brings a Pairable or Terrible. This one's for Crumb.

Jul 12, 201938:22
89 - Cold Cans Colsch

89 - Cold Cans Colsch

We brewed a gall dang beer.

Jun 28, 201940:13
88 - Hamm's

88 - Hamm's

It's a very fun one today. There's singing, there's anecdoting, and the boys are joined by special guests in studio. 

Jun 21, 201940:53