Cold Cans
By Cold Cans Boys
Cold CansMar 15, 2019
139 - RTD Old Fashioned
The boys drink a couple too many Old Fashioneds, while learning from friend and skeptic of the show, Jay Kuehner.
138 - Boxed Red Wine
The boys are back to deliver unbiased (unless paid sponsors come calling) and comprehensive product reviews for all the drinks of which you can think.
This week: Boxed Red Wine. Wow.
137 - Bud Light Seltzer Sour
The boys have done too much.
136 - Bud Light Seltzer Hard Soda
The boys do a drunk episode.
135 - House Wine Old Fashioned Lemonade
The boys understood the assignment.
134 - Twisted Tea
The boys try a Twisted Tea Hard Iced Tea.
133 - Holiday Seltzers
The boys are back in a big, fizzy way. Plus, some past fan favorites return to the show.
132 - Old Style
A fan of the show sends in his favorite beer. And in so doing, becomes a friend of the show.
131 - Foster's - A New Hopportunity
The boys go "down under" with a returning guest.
130 - Yuengling
On location with special guest.
129 - Trap Door Brewing Zest Fest
The boys don't rank the beer.
128 - Bud Light
The boys review America's favorite beer, finally.
127 - Angry Orchard Crisp Apple
The boys drink a non-beer.
126 - Big Wave Golden Ale
The CC boys are joined by the LA boys, with a brand-spanking-new segment from Joe.
125 - Budweiser - A New Hopportunity
The boys revisit Bud Heavy on a writing retreat.
124 - Aftershift IPA with John Walker, Head Brewer and Co-founder of Athletic Brewing Co.
The boys welcome Athletic Brewing's John Walker to talk about the brewery's impressive variety of beers (and more.) Nick shares the premise of an awful short story he wrote in college. Joey drags bay leaves.
123 - Ghostfish Brewing Meteor Shower
Nick confronts his new reality.
122 - Tiger
The boys squeeze into a 30-minute timebox. It's comforting.
121 - Duvel
The boys get on track halfway through.
120 - Ayinger Oktoberfest
Munich will wait.
119 - Fat Tire - A New Hopportunity
Friend of the show and of the life, Kyle Dufek, joins the program.
118 - Drink Wisconsinbly Wisconsin Lager
Drink Wisconsinbly! Call Me Old Fashioned! The Land of More Lakes Than Minnesota! The Bears Still Suck! I ❤︎ Day Drinking! Here’s To You Wisconsin.
117 - A Texas Hopdown
Giddy up, cowboys and cowgirls, it’s an old fashioned Texas Hopdown!
116 - Kokanee
Does the ethereal plane of the subconscious mind separate mankind from inanimate objects? Is consciousness a bound human narrative, given we're made of the same space dust as a toaster? Can it be, then, that existence is the totality of what can be truly defined? Given this framework, what does it mean to forget the face of your father? In today's episode, we review Kokanee beer.
115 - Icehouse
A scientific first in Cold Cans history. Plus, the boys have an announcement.
114 - Blue Moon LightSky
Is Blue Moon LightSky a worthwhile malternative? Nick reveals his fear of sky lights and Joey shows you how to scam The Wrigley Company with Starbursts.
113 - Miller Lite - A New Hopportunity
112 - Run Wild IPA with Bill Shufelt, Co-founder of Athletic Brewing Co.
The boys consider how a craft N/A beer can fit into their drinking and lifestyle regimens. Bill Shufelt joins to tell the story behind Athletic Brewing Company.
111 - Lagunitas IPA
The boys are joined by engineer Josh, who brings aboard a classic brew for Malternative considerations. Plus, a segment they should've called Cool or Fuel.
110 - Fremont Summer Ale
Fremont, the Center of the Universe, gets another shot with the boys. And hey, the Geballes are here!
109 - Coors
Coors is back for a New Hopportunity™ and the boys are joined by a special guest from Tinseltown, where the stars come out to play. There are a lot of segments.
108 - Corona Premier
The boys are losing it.
107 - Summer Shandy - A New Hopportunity
Another look at Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy.
106 - Coors Light - A New Hopportunity
The WFH boys share a beer.
105 - Grolsch
A very special guest brings in a very Wisconsin Pairable or Terrible.
104 - Budweiser Copper Lager
The barrel aged boys talk about religion and politics. An old friend shows up.
103 - Sculpin IPA
Kelsea Little, host of True Stories Of Good People, joins the boys to drink one of her hometown favorites.
102 - Naturdays
TWO special guests. TWO Pairable or Terribles. It's Naturday Night.
101 - Night Swim Porter vs. Pernicious IPA
100 - Natural Light
The boys rank Natural Light.
99 - Miller High Life
98 - Samuel Adams Octoberfest
It's the week of Hallooooowwwweeeeeeen. The boys discuss breaking news on the Cold Cans Summit and other things.
97 - Elysian Pumpkins
It's fall, baybeeee. The boys are pitting two pumpkin beers stem-to-stem to see which one is worthy of the (sleepy) hallowed rankings.
96 - Delirium Tremens with Zach Geballe
The boys are joined by sommelier, writer, and podcast host Zach Geballe. Things get more serious than expected.
95 - Batsquatch
Jesse Ventura is back to introduce Rogue Ales' Batsquatch IPA, presented to you by REI's new podcast "Camp Monsters." The rankings integrity is as strong as ever.
94 - Sol
Nick and Joey get locked out of the website sol.com.
93 - Busch
"The boys are back" is back as the boys return from another unacceptable hiatus. They discuss mergers and acquisitions, SeaWorld, and ESPN streaming ads.
92 - Pub Beer
The boys are drinking 10 Barrel Brewing's Pub Beer. Does it compete with last week's new #1? Nick feels out of sorts. Joey has a tattoo.
91 - Da Shootz!
It's summertime, baybeeeeee. Joey talks about a hot parrot.
90 - Peroni
Nick is drinking 5-hour Energy and Joey brings a Pairable or Terrible. This one's for Crumb.