Commercial Success

Commercial Success

By Bradley Hasemeyer
Welcome to Commercial Success, the podcast that takes a comedic and honest look at all those WTF commercials that fill our screens. For season two, comedy couple Kiersten Lyons and Bradley Hasemeyer take on the Hallmark Holiday Movie Madness. Watch the movies and turn to this REAL couple breaking down FAKE love. Follow them on Instagram, Facebook, and YouTube. Talk soon!
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Ep 2.7 A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding has us like um......
After trying (really, truly) to watch the last Hallmark movie of the season starring Full(er) House's Jodie Sweetin, Bradley and Kiersten had to pivot to Netflix for "The Christmas Prince, A Royal Wedding." What's with the stylist, the NY dad or Kiersten getting red as she slips up by telling her celebrity crush to Bradley?  In the final episode of the "Hallmark Holiday Heaven" series, Bradley and Kiersten say goodbye for now and leave you with a real winner.  Many thanks for all those following, commenting and reaching out about the podcast. They'll be back so keep following on: Instagram: www.instagram.com/commercial_success Facebook: www.facebook.com/commercialhaha And here!
32:12
January 11, 2019
Ep 2.6: Cremation vs. burial, lying to your loved ones and holy pets (PG-13)
In Christmas Everlasting, Hallmark brings us yet once again, a true saga of love and loss, death and sadness, cats and dogs. Bradley and Kiersten dig into this "not-so-Hallmarky tale" to figure out what in the world happened to the sister, why that house is only worth $500,000 and asks the question we all want to know, "Do they stay together?" Thanks for all the listens and thanks for telling your friends! We've been getting some funny comments on instagram and Facebook so thanks for the love! Follow us: www.instagram.com/commercial_success www.facebook.com/commercialhaha Have a lovely Christmas time!
35:20
December 16, 2018
Ep 2.5 Elvis, lip-synching and THAT kiss: Christmas At Graceland
You know her, you love her, it's her feature film debut: Kellie Pickler. PLUS it's the first movie ever shot on-location at Graceland and we have all the reasons why Bradley's favorite character is the bank owner. What?! Yes this was one for the books. What did you think? Follow us: www.instagram.com/commercial_success
27:27
November 30, 2018
Ep 2.4 It's Christmas, Eve: Fingerless Gloves and Coffee Mugs
Could Leann Rimes turn an under-funded school district around? Can a small town single dad find love? Would anyone really elect a Mayor Snograss? Where else should Bradley and Kiersten turn to answer these questions...Hallmark of course! The real couple breaking down fake love talk about how much Bradley liked this one, Kiersten didn't and why fingerless gloves and coffee mugs are all over this movie. Please tell your friends to SUBSCRIBE to get more of these wonderfully-insightful and brilliantly put together episodes. Follow us: Instagram.com/commercial_success Facebook.com/commercialhaha
22:24
November 14, 2018
Ep 2.3 CS Presents: Christmas Joy
If you ever wanted a big city market researcher to go to a small town and fall in love while taking over her recently hospitalized (b/c a broken ankle) aunt's outrageous cookie making duties then quit her job, get a new one and have lots and lots of long awkward pauses between she and the other lead...then do we have the movie for you. Kiersten and Bradley breakdown Hallmark's latest and greatest holiday movie called Christmas Joy. Make sure you are following us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/commercial_success for videos, promos and memes about this holiday time. Thanks for listening!
21:01
November 6, 2018
Ep 2.2 CS Presents: Christmas At Pemberley Manor
Well, the Hallmark movie season has officially kicked off and Bradley and Kiersten are here to answer those questions like "Why did Darcy hire that assistant with no work experience?" "Is there anyone in this town who isn't white?" "Could there be a more intimate scene than baking cookies in a dimly-lit kitchen?!" Join Commercial Success each week as we view and then podcast our thoughts on some of Hallmark's 37 holiday movies! Make sure to subscribe and follow us on Instagram www.instagram.com/commercial_success for promo videos, memes and more.
27:49
October 30, 2018
Ep 2.1 CS Presents: Countdown To Christmas
Well guys, the seasons have changed and it's time to push aside the commercial commentary in exchange for Hallmark Holiday Movies. Join Bradley and Kiersten, a REAL couple talking about FAKE love each week as they watch and try to make sense of a Hallmark Holiday movie. This first episode takes on the Kellie Pickler hosted (bless her) preview of 11 movies to watch for this season. Bradley and Kiersten talk about the promo and the movies they are excited about--for conflicting reasons. Thanks for following us and please tell you friends about it! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/commercial_success for video promos and live-streaming commentary!
43:34
October 27, 2018
Ep 12: Trivago guy, Michael Jackson's baby and special guest
On this very special edition of CS, we shoot at 7:45 a.m. just to bring you Matt Godfrey (Old Navy, Progresso, Santa Clarita Diet, etc.) to talk about his experience working with George Takei, Guy Richie and how his new role as an audiobook narrator is saving the world. Full video on YT https://bit.ly/2HPbQqy Follow us on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/commercial_success/
18:14
June 13, 2018
Ep 11: Breast Pumps, Breast Feeding...and General Electric
In Ep 11, Bradley and Kiersen take a look GE, the current campaign and talk about how Kiersten was in a Verizon commerical, Bradley was shocked at a random breast feeding moment and they both had a fight right before shooting. Awesome. Catch the show: https://bit.ly/2KNldJg
23:04
May 24, 2018
Ep 10: Cialis said WHAT?! #caressuntilcompletion
Kiersten and Bradley breakdown the latest in the long (eh yo) line of Cialis commercials and talk about when she was dating and discovered her date was using the pill. AND guess how much these pills cost?! Of course you can SEE the podcast on YouTube/Facebook/Insta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ubTTLVaesw&t=70s
12:35
May 4, 2018
Episode 9: Sling, Slang, Slung
We saw the latest Sling commercial and were very confused. We had to do some research and find out WHAT IN THE WORLD was going on with that lady at the coffee shop. AS always, full episodes are on our Facebook (https://bit.ly/2HlU5TD) and YouTube (https://bit.ly/2viqWDU) pages.
04:54
April 13, 2018
Episode 8: Huntington + Education Connection = C-
Bad rap songs, dramatic parent fights and creepy window washers?! We try to teach Huntington and Education Connection a thing or two about how to make their commercials better. As always, find the full episode and see for yourself at Facebook.com/CommercialHaHa. Hear you next week!
09:28
March 27, 2018
Episode 7: Dior, Dior...why art thou so WEIRD?!
We get into a favorite strange commercial genre, perfume. There is a great Natalie Portman campaign that ran a while back but still finds its way onto our screens even now (good on ya', Nat) so we talk about why rose petals wouldn't actually be able to fly out of a helicopter and more crazy stuff. Thanks for joining and AS ALWAYS find the full episodes on www.facebook.com/commercialhaha
03:35
March 27, 2018
Episode 6: Geico, Carmax and Apple plus Sloths, Weird Auditions and Sean Davis
Our friend and fellow actor, Sean Davis, stops into the studio to talk weird auditions, do some rapping and we all weigh in on some commercials we actually REALLY LIKE. Make sure to see the whole video on Facebook.com/CommercialHaHa and follow us on Instagram.com/commercial_success. You guys are awesome.
20:21
March 13, 2018
Episode 5: Chevy Ads aka: sex, tears and family kidnappings
We start our very first podcast talking about a quick little vacation we went on and end up with the audio from our latest Commercial Success episode. Follow us on Facebook, Insta and YouTube for the video versions...it's good to see what we see.
20:33
February 28, 2018
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