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Confusions Of A 30 Something

Confusions Of A 30 Something

By confusionsofa30

Irreverent comedy-chat podcast from the UK. 2 guys on lockdown, setting the world to rights and discussing bad habits, with humorous tangents to be expected. This is a podcast that is not about football, although one of us does like it. We set out with a list of topics to discuss and see where we end up. This could be the flat-earth conspiracy or the perks of the yellow sticker aisle in Morrison's. Listener interaction and suggestions encouraged and welcome.
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Graham's Takes A Bath & Chris' Green Fingers

Confusions Of A 30 SomethingJun 28, 2021

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 Graham's Takes A Bath & Chris' Green Fingers

Graham's Takes A Bath & Chris' Green Fingers

Far later than planned, crappier audio quality than planned but we wanted to get some recording done alongside having a few beers. Update on new interests, quitting jobs and a disturbing childhood incident.

Anyway, enjoy.

Jun 28, 202148:20
Season 2: Welcome To 2021

Season 2: Welcome To 2021

It's been a long time. A catch-up to discuss bodge-jobs, hot tubs, the annoyance of people with woodburners and a very different Christmas to finish 2020.
Jan 17, 202159:38
Paper Rounds & Euro Trash

Paper Rounds & Euro Trash

This week we decided to talk about jobs. Getting a job, hating a job, stupid things you've done in a job before inevitably talking about Euro Trash and getting the sack.

We also use bleep sound effect for the first time. There is also a brief mention of a dry ski slope and a xmas party.


Oct 27, 202001:06:31
Prime Minister Lorraine Kelly & Mega Pigeon Paella

Prime Minister Lorraine Kelly & Mega Pigeon Paella

It's been a while! We're back and we're ready to record again after a month off doing other things. The Tenet debate continues, Chris's surprising fish-man film reference, 5g Mega Pigeon returns in anger and no more Zoom (tm) quizzes please.

Oct 01, 202059:21
Ep 10: Christian Bale's Voice In Asda

Ep 10: Christian Bale's Voice In Asda

An unresearched, unplanned episode. We discuss nasal hair, parking payment irritations, how to milk a nut and a storm of controversy erupts.... over Tenet.
Sep 01, 202001:03:35
Spice World & Bermudan Seagull Stomach vs Jarvis Cocker

Spice World & Bermudan Seagull Stomach vs Jarvis Cocker

We get into music, festivals and the portable music tech of youths. Also features flying piss, moaning about Westlife and finding modern pop pretty boring. And Woolworths.

Aug 17, 202001:01:06
Wan-Ki Candle Company & Beverly Hills Miner's Welfare Club

Wan-Ki Candle Company & Beverly Hills Miner's Welfare Club

Our first face to face episode (turns out there are technical challenges recording on 2 mics in one room, but we loved recording this one) which led to the purchase of a mixer.
We discuss Bovril on Sunset Boulevard, things we’ve ‘matured’ enough to like and Graham has opened an Etsy store.
Jul 28, 202057:07
David Koresh, Depression & End Of The Washington R******s

David Koresh, Depression & End Of The Washington R******s

A multitude of things covered here. We discuss our own personal battles with depression, talk about Cults and the Washington's NFL team finally changing their name (this was recorded before the official announcement).
Chris tries a vegan stir-fry thing.
Jul 14, 202001:04:59
Bigfoot With Boobs & The Space Race (Part One) - Feat Paul Bestall

Bigfoot With Boobs & The Space Race (Part One) - Feat Paul Bestall

Part 1 of 2

Chris is joined by host of Mysteries & Monsters, Paul Bestall to talk about everything from conspiracies to cryptids and the weird world of nature. 

Jul 07, 202001:09:04
Not Fit To Cycle (Or Much Else) - Feat Athina Crilley

Not Fit To Cycle (Or Much Else) - Feat Athina Crilley

This week we're joined by fitness coach Athina Crilley from Finding My Fit podcast (https://anchor.fm/findingmyfit)

Part One: We discuss our pitfalls, fails,moans and get off topic talking about other stuff (takeaways and magic mirrors)

Part Two (29:30) Athina joins us on a Zoom call for some advice, shares her incredible story with us and has a good swear. We also get into discussing yo-yo dieting and a load of other stuff. She was great, and you should give her a listen.

Jun 24, 202001:09:19
Happy Birthday Shaun, From Minnie Cooper

Happy Birthday Shaun, From Minnie Cooper

Chris turned 34, so we thought it was a good time to talk about birthdays in general. Tales of milestone birthdays, vengeance against Moonpig, an airport 'mooning' incident, the world's best driving instructor and a Nintendo debacle all feature.

We make a mention of it in the intro and we'll say it again, #blacklivesmatter

Jun 07, 202037:53
Alien Fred Dibnah, Catalogue of 'Errors' & Siblings Revenge

Alien Fred Dibnah, Catalogue of 'Errors' & Siblings Revenge

This week we talk about lazy excuses, fluids in the post, wars with your sibling, getting slightly dressed up and a load of other things. One of us is wearing pyjamas.

May 25, 202038:23
Deep Heat Debacle, Ikea Fish Paste & René

Deep Heat Debacle, Ikea Fish Paste & René

Recorded during bank holiday, so this was the perfect time to talk about not having to spend it at Ikea. This led to tangents around Dad food, recollections of school, a mobile newsagent and some puerile references about an uncooked banana cake.  Obviously.

May 12, 202033:27
Bob Ross' Slow-Cooking Class, Southern Comfort Incident & Seaside Doughnuts

Bob Ross' Slow-Cooking Class, Southern Comfort Incident & Seaside Doughnuts

A very pub-chat feel to this episode. Discussions also feature IBS, Robbie Coltrane, poor dietary habits and road rage en-route to a British seaside resort. Contains swearing. Frequently. You possibly may hear a cat.
May 05, 202030:00
Cuckoo Spit vs Home-Haircuts And 5G Mega-Pigeon

Cuckoo Spit vs Home-Haircuts And 5G Mega-Pigeon

*Audio a bit rough and improves significantly for episode 2*The first episode of our podcast, with the inevitable minor audio problems. This is 2 guys talking about a wholewealth of nonsense from the news, chicken nuggets with beans and flat earthers... in addition to the stuff in the title.Does contain swearing.
Apr 23, 202035:08