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The Mics Are Open

The Mics Are Open

By The Mics Are Open

A slightly skewed look at life through the lens of a group of radio presenters in Nairobi, Kenya. Every week G Money, Calvin, Neville, Ashley and Andy Young chop it up on topics that they probably have no expertise in, but some how it works! The Mics Are Open is a random journey that meanders through five very different lives. These guys are so good, you might even think that they are friends in real life!
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#186 - Mandem, It's Your Turn To Vent!!
#186 - Mandem, It's Your Turn To Vent!!
What do men really hate? This episode we get to some of the pettiest 'icks' on road.
01:11:31
November 25, 2022
#126 - August Came In November! - The Minisode
#126 - August Came In November! - The Minisode
Aren't we tired of August Alsina? - Well the media isn't. Plus, Kanye for President! It's the Minisode.
26:07
November 22, 2022
#185 - What Else Are You Hiding?
#185 - What Else Are You Hiding?
Man, I you really think you know the people you work with huh? Well today the team tackles Ronaldo, returning home and Calvin reveals a secret that has G Money in shock!
01:07:20
November 18, 2022
#145 - To Be A Good Musician, You Have to Be A Bad Christian!! The Last Late Minisode
#145 - To Be A Good Musician, You Have to Be A Bad Christian!! The Last Late Minisode
After this there will be no more late minisodes, we promise. Today the gang discuss the correlation between Church and success in music.
15:35
November 17, 2022
#184 - He's A Provider! Not A Boyfriend!!
#184 - He's A Provider! Not A Boyfriend!!
What do women actually want? Let's not pretend that we know. The pod this week ranges from divorce, to workplace energy to men being providers as opposed to boyfriends. Enjoy!
01:12:37
November 11, 2022
#144 - Woman, Enjoy Your Wedding And Leave Me Alone!
#144 - Woman, Enjoy Your Wedding And Leave Me Alone!
This is 19 minutes of genius. G tells a story about catching a bouquet at a wedding .... that's all you need to know 
19:39
November 09, 2022
#183 - The Gospel According To The Book Of Calvin
#183 - The Gospel According To The Book Of Calvin
Stop the Press, Calvin outlines the chapters of his forthcoming bestseller "The Gospel According to The Book of Calvin" - This episode is wild!
01:14:58
November 04, 2022
#143 - Quickies Slap Different - The Wheneversode
#143 - Quickies Slap Different - The Wheneversode
A podcast that goes from discussing quickies to analyzing men's mental health. All in 15 mins. RANGE! 
17:09
November 02, 2022
#182 - WhatsApp with Kanye?
#182 - WhatsApp with Kanye?
Football fever has gripped the studio as DSTV partner with the Mics Are Open. The conversation ranges from when Whatsapp was down to Kanye West and everything in between, also you have a chance to win loads of goodies, courtesy of DSTV and the Mics Are Open.
01:04:05
October 28, 2022
#142- Admit it, Your Dad Messed Up!! - The Wheneversode
#142- Admit it, Your Dad Messed Up!! - The Wheneversode
Why is Dad's side of the family messed up? You always hear Mummy's Boy, but never Daddy's Boy? Why do we hate our Dad's side of the Family? This week, the team talk about Dads, Podcasters and not being booked for events ...
15:17
October 26, 2022
#181 - NO!! Not On My Sofa!!!
#181 - NO!! Not On My Sofa!!!
This might actually be your favourite edition of the Mics Are Open ever, you just don't know it yet. Andy is away, enjoying his birthday but the guys have a lot of fun in his absence. From thirsty househelps, to Black Panther 2, to everything in between. This is one for the books!!
01:13:59
October 21, 2022
#141 - You've Been Azimio-ed!! - The Wheneversode
#141 - You've Been Azimio-ed!! - The Wheneversode
Random listen today, find out what it means to be "Azimio-ed" also how to cope when your sim card has been blocked.
14:50
October 19, 2022
#180 - Q & A (feat Sy Gray)
#180 - Q & A (feat Sy Gray)
As promised, this week we answer your questions as best we can. The team are also joined by Sy, G Money's younger brother who breaks down his success in business.
01:11:35
October 14, 2022
#140 - Kill The Intern!! - The Wheneversode
#140 - Kill The Intern!! - The Wheneversode
Everyone has a negative internship story, today the crew talk about the trials and tribulations of the intern.
14:35
October 12, 2022
#179 - My Wife Will Beat You!!
#179 - My Wife Will Beat You!!
How is life when your wife is stronger than you? What does that look like? Also where do you stand on Freemasonary, are there any dark secrets or is it just hot air and red herrings!?
01:18:33
October 07, 2022
#138 - Uganda Will Win The War!! - The Wheneversode
#138 - Uganda Will Win The War!! - The Wheneversode
There's a lot happening in the 254, the lads have picked up injuries over the weekend. Clubs are being closed and in the midst of that Uganda tried a sneak attack! Good thing the patriots were alert and launched a successful counter offensive, but ....  can Kenya beat Uganda in a real war?
29:34
October 04, 2022
#178 - Kipchoge, Don't Run!!!
#178 - Kipchoge, Don't Run!!!
This episode is manic! The conversation ranges from killing goats, to whether or not we should run from small dogs!
01:11:53
September 30, 2022
#137 - Something Must Kill A Man
#137 - Something Must Kill A Man
Wow, if you have ever wondered how to get away with murder ... This is your pod.
17:02
September 29, 2022
#177 - Don't Put My President On A Bus!!
#177 - Don't Put My President On A Bus!!
The Queen's Funeral has divided the world, it's even divided opinion on this weeks podcast. Why did they put our President on a bus? Plus how do you break up with someone nicely 
01:03:60
September 23, 2022
#136 - Let Me Cook For You! - The Wheneversode
#136 - Let Me Cook For You! - The Wheneversode
Can you cook or do you need a chef like G and Calvin? Also, what's up with the live show?
12:18
September 21, 2022
#176 - My Mum Owes Me An Apology
#176 - My Mum Owes Me An Apology
Have you ever fallen out with your parents, is that even possible? This weeks episode is all about the recent inauguration.The conversation ranges from Riggy G to whether or not our parents are always right.
01:10:27
September 16, 2022
#135 - We Have The Royal Tea!! - The Monday Minisode
#135 - We Have The Royal Tea!! - The Monday Minisode
They say that women have the best gossip .... That might not be true anymore because these lads today are gossiping about the Royal Family, Kim Kardashian and the Presidential Inauguration.
40:23
September 12, 2022
#175 - Get Me A Threesome For My Birthday!
#175 - Get Me A Threesome For My Birthday!
What do you get a man for his birthday? How about a threesome? This week the lads chop it up on politics, BBL's and threesomes plus a deeper look at the issue of Tribalism.
01:04:02
September 09, 2022
#134 - We Don't Want To Smash Anymore - The Wheneversode
#134 - We Don't Want To Smash Anymore - The Wheneversode
Could you share a bed with you best friend of the opposite sex? Ashley can. Just listen.
12:35
September 08, 2022
#174 - Kenyans Hate Everything!!
#174 - Kenyans Hate Everything!!
Are you a hater? You probably are, you just don't realise it. The guys try to unpack why Kenyan music isn't global. The opinions may shock you!
01:07:17
September 02, 2022
#133 - Was That A School or A Night Club? - The Wheneversode
#133 - Was That A School or A Night Club? - The Wheneversode
The lads are joined by Ashley this week and the conversation proves that G's high school life was different different. They also touch on Spice's new joint Tape Measure and randomly discuss watches.
18:42
September 01, 2022
#173 - Narcos
#173 - Narcos
Have you always wanted to know how nasty Ashley and Andy are ? Follow them on Twitter! Calvin walks the crew through owning a Siemens C25 and how anti radiation started scams in Kenya and whole lot more! Confused? Just Listen.
01:00:04
August 26, 2022
#132 - No Pills In Ibiza - The Minisode
#132 - No Pills In Ibiza - The Minisode
The lads have a laid back conversation about everything and nothing. G is in Ibiza and seems to be chilling.
18:24
August 23, 2022
#172 - Bubble Butt 7
#172 - Bubble Butt 7
This weeks episode should be called "If You Know You Know" - When you first saw the title, what did you think? Shame on you! Anyway, the squad are joined by Hafare and it's wild!! Celebrations are the YouTube Plaque is finally here!
01:05:36
August 19, 2022
#131 - The Results Are In - The Monday Minisode
#131 - The Results Are In - The Monday Minisode
The results are in and Kenya has a new President - Elect. The lads get serious for a minute and express how they are feeling.
18:19
August 15, 2022
#171 - Unconditional Love Scares Men!!
#171 - Unconditional Love Scares Men!!
Kenya is deep in election mode and the gang link up to discuss politics. The conversation meanders to men and their feelings. Why do men shut down when you show them love? All the answers are here. It's a great pod this week.
01:06:12
August 12, 2022
#130 - How To "Soft Launch" Your Bae! - The Wheneversode
#130 - How To "Soft Launch" Your Bae! - The Wheneversode
How do you introduce your new fling to your parents? All the instructions are contained within.
18:56
August 10, 2022
#170 - No Church In The Wild
#170 - No Church In The Wild
Religion takes a huge chunk of the pod this week as the crew dissect religion and decide whether or not it makes any sense.
01:05:31
August 05, 2022
#129 - Let's Cancel Cancel Culture - The Wheneversode
#129 - Let's Cancel Cancel Culture - The Wheneversode
Ashley joins the lads on the minisode and the conversation revolves around Beyonce and her recent troubles.
19:26
August 03, 2022
#169 - You Can't Forget Your Best Smash!
#169 - You Can't Forget Your Best Smash!
80 percent of the sex we have as humans is WACK, this might not be a true statistic, so the lads argue it out. This and a lot more!
01:06:17
July 29, 2022
#129 - The War Plane -The Monday Minisode
#129 - The War Plane -The Monday Minisode
The lads have election fatigue. G Money talks about a recent flight and crazy airlines while Calvin says it's all "white" on the night. Andy wants the world to be run by battery power. Confused? Don't be. Just listen.
20:44
July 25, 2022
168 - My Side Chick Left And I'm Hurting 😭
168 - My Side Chick Left And I'm Hurting 😭
Ladies, has your man ever come home and is just sad for an extended period? Today you will learn why!
01:07:34
July 22, 2022
#128 - We All Die, So Let's All Live - The Monday Minisode
#128 - We All Die, So Let's All Live - The Monday Minisode
The lads are in fine form today and start the podcast with a chat about death. Today the conversation ranges from the right way to live to the woman who took 18 of her friends on a date with her boyfriend and expected him to pay. 
34:15
July 18, 2022
#167 - Nitafunga Na Wewe!! 😡
#167 - Nitafunga Na Wewe!! 😡
Crazy Pod today, the lads are all together again and the conversation is free flowing. How do you fight in Boarding School without getting suspended or expelled. The weather is terrible in Nairobi, how are you coping and Neville has some good news and some bad news at the same time.
01:17:52
July 15, 2022
#164 - "C" Students Employ A Students!! #Facts!!
#164 - "C" Students Employ A Students!! #Facts!!
That dumb guy at school is now your boss and you feel bad. It happens right? Also KRA are spying on you in more ways than one. Stay woke!!
01:05:15
July 15, 2022
#127 - It's Cold But Don't Dive In The Deep End - The Wheneversode
#127 - It's Cold But Don't Dive In The Deep End - The Wheneversode
The lads catch up about the weekends shenanigans and talk about the gubernatorial debate, Dennis Ombachi swimming class and whether the cold is an excuse to make bad decisions.
22:34
July 12, 2022
#166 - Beware, It's A BOOBY trap!! 😉
#166 - Beware, It's A BOOBY trap!! 😉
Ash, Andie and Big C are back at it, with the latter ready to deliver very “witty” jokes. The lady and lads recount the first time they saw the opposite sex naked bodies and get this…… all before their preteens. The R Kelly conversation is back, are you gonna hear him calling ? Do you see anything wrong with a little bumping of Robert music ? All that and more on episode 166 of the mics are open. Tickets are moving fast for the Carnival at Nairobi Street Kitchen - Get Yours Here https://tikiti.co.ke/e/kanairo-carnival
59:21
July 08, 2022
#126 - Naked Ni*gas In Paris - The Wheneversode
#126 - Naked Ni*gas In Paris - The Wheneversode
There could only be one major topic on this podcast. G's trip to Paris and his lack of clothes.
25:35
July 07, 2022
#165 - Kimanzi!! Get Out Of My House!! 😡
#165 - Kimanzi!! Get Out Of My House!! 😡
The pod is LITTY today, the crew wrap up the weeks happenings, G explains why he's been off the pod and why the influencer Kimanzi is the reason he moved houses! LOL
01:06:57
July 01, 2022
#125 - Say Hello To Wifey!! - The Wheneversode
#125 - Say Hello To Wifey!! - The Wheneversode
The weekly conversation where the guys catch up with the weekend vibes. Calvin brings us up to speed with his visit to Cape Town and G spills the boring tea on Naivasha and why promoters deserve to lose money.
24:28
June 28, 2022
124 - Honestly, We Don't Mind!!! - The Wheneversode
124 - Honestly, We Don't Mind!!! - The Wheneversode
The lads have to unpack the Drake album, it's only right. It's the usual weekend catch with the Lads
29:08
June 21, 2022
#163 - Ladies, Give Us Money, We Won't Cheat !!
#163 - Ladies, Give Us Money, We Won't Cheat !!
This week the lads and ladettes discover the remedy for monogamy, I mean the answer was there all along. Give us money and we won't cheat, simple? Or is it .... Enjoy!
01:05:12
June 17, 2022
#124 - But What Did She Do To The Elephant? - The Wheneversode
#124 - But What Did She Do To The Elephant? - The Wheneversode
 Quick catch up with your boys as they look at some of the stories making news. G discusses his new routine, Calvin makes BAD jokes and Andy want's to know what she did to the elephant ...
23:58
June 14, 2022
#162 - Naeza Tolea Sauti Sol Vest!!
#162 - Naeza Tolea Sauti Sol Vest!!
There are two types of people and you are one of them!  Have you ever shared a house with a couple who made a lot of noise while enjoying each other or are you the culprit? Today the lads also talk about the nature of relationships with colleagues at the office, and working with friends.
58:57
June 10, 2022
#123 - Subaru ya Mambaru - The Wheneversode
#123 - Subaru ya Mambaru - The Wheneversode
For the first time the lads chop it up about cars. If money was no object, which car would you drive?
26:51
June 07, 2022
#161 - My Grandma's Pregnant!!
#161 - My Grandma's Pregnant!!
Mandem, seems like you’ll have to work extra hard to get a "cook" in this economy as Ashley says she and the girls ain’t cooking for you brothers. The chat ranges from Monkey Pox, to your girl getting pregnant while telling you "hold on we’ll be ok… " as well as "the baby ain’t yours!"  Oh there’s also the bit of your grandma being  pregnant! Enjoy
56:08
June 03, 2022
#122 - Let's Fake This Ending - The Wheneversode
#122 - Let's Fake This Ending - The Wheneversode
All star cast for the Wheneversode this week! Neville Ashley Andy Calvin
17:50
June 01, 2022
#160 Money Makes Women Attractive!!
#160 Money Makes Women Attractive!!
Why are men under pressure to have money? Shouldn't Women feel that pressure too? - Don't worry, we aren't becoming a "deep" or "serious" podcast - We're just asking the right questions! #TheMicsAreOpen #AfricanPodcast #KenyanPodcast
01:15:23
May 27, 2022
#121 - But Why Would Your Porn Name Be "No Socks" ??? - The Wheneversode
#121 - But Why Would Your Porn Name Be "No Socks" ??? - The Wheneversode
This episode is mad. The lads are joined by Ashley. DJ Names vs Pornstar Names.
15:32
May 25, 2022
#159 - Aramis vs Vaseline!!
#159 - Aramis vs Vaseline!!
This podcast is ungovernable as the title implies! It seems that high school was a testing time for many. Andy gives us a different take on use for shoe polish ...
01:07:36
May 20, 2022
#120 - Baba, Gimme Back My song! - The Wheneversode
#120 - Baba, Gimme Back My song! - The Wheneversode
From the Nairobi Expressway to the Sauti Sol vs Baba Beef, it's all here!
21:14
May 17, 2022
#157 - But Can You Swim Though?
#157 - But Can You Swim Though?
The lads are joined by Ashley once again and have no shortage of vibes! They address the elephant in the pool, we mean the elephant in the room - G learning to swim. Also is it right for a woman in a relationship to borrow money from a male friend? Please they explain why the Mics are Open is the Modern day Simpsons!
01:19:21
May 13, 2022
#119 - Expressway or Enjoyment, You Can't Have Both! - The Monday Minisode
#119 - Expressway or Enjoyment, You Can't Have Both! - The Monday Minisode
As usual, the lads catch up from 3 seperate locations. After a hectic weekend the topic ranges from concerts to the cost of using the Express Way!
21:13
May 09, 2022
#157 - We Ain't Close Friends!
#157 - We Ain't Close Friends!
This week Andy, G and Clavin chop it up about close friends groups, male empowerment and protecting freedom of speech!
01:10:27
May 06, 2022
#118 - Damn Right My Parents Beat Me! - The Wheneversode
#118 - Damn Right My Parents Beat Me! - The Wheneversode
This whole pod is about parents beating kids. Enjoy
19:54
May 04, 2022
#156 - The Mics Are Open - I Got 5 On It (The Weekend Edition)
#156 - The Mics Are Open - I Got 5 On It (The Weekend Edition)
It's a 5 day weekend and it seems the lads are broke so they aren't happy. The conversation ranges from the weekend, to whether or not Kenyans actually like their musicians. Open Mic throws up a crazy question. Watch till the end!
54:17
April 29, 2022
#117 - Not Another Long Weekend - The Monday Minisode
#117 - Not Another Long Weekend - The Monday Minisode
Another Monday Minisode where the lads convene to talk all kinds of ish, the conversation ranges from best club in Nairobi to the Narcos theme tune ...
22:58
April 25, 2022
#116 - Elon Musk Can Sleep On Our Couch! - The Minisode
#116 - Elon Musk Can Sleep On Our Couch! - The Minisode
After a long weekend, Calvin wishes that Jesus had stayed in the tomb for at least a week so that we could have a longer holiday. Andy drops some jewels on where he things the Kenyan Music industry is going and G thinks that Elon Musk is taking the piss. Enjoy!
30:47
April 19, 2022
#155 - Your Barber Is The Problem!
#155 - Your Barber Is The Problem!
The lads are on a wild one today, they discuss how barber shops have changed over the years and whether men have actually lost that space. Neville has a weird take on fidelity and G now believes in love. Confused? So are we.
01:08:21
April 15, 2022
#115 - 5 Miles From Empty! - The Minisode
#115 - 5 Miles From Empty! - The Minisode
The lads talk about the fuel shortage hitting Kenya right now and what it says about us as a people. The also talk about Kim Kardashian lawyering up against Ray J and discuss what they are reading.
24:30
April 12, 2022
#154 - Kuoga Na Karudi Soko!
#154 - Kuoga Na Karudi Soko!
The lads chop it up today on too many things to mention, just listen! 
01:12:22
April 08, 2022
#114 - Wait, Who Won The Reggae Grammy? - The Monday Minisode
#114 - Wait, Who Won The Reggae Grammy? - The Monday Minisode
Great conversation today with the lads, G is somewhere outside Nairobi, Calvin is fresh from Dubai and Andy is chilling. After the weekend catch up, they talk about Dubai and the Grammy awards.
35:16
April 04, 2022
#153 - Stay Slapped!
#153 - Stay Slapped!
As the fall out from the Oscars contines, the lads dissect everything. Andy asks if your significant other can be your best friend. 
01:13:49
April 01, 2022
#113 - Fight Club! - The Monday Minisode
#113 - Fight Club! - The Monday Minisode
For once the lads have fought hard to bring you the Monday Minisode, You will never know the fight they go through to deliver weekly. The battle is not for the faint hearted and can sometimes slap the life out of you. But it's the good fight of life .... Okay, let's stop the fight analogies and get into the pod. This week we cover the battle of Nakuru and Will Smith slapping Chris Rock.
23:11
March 28, 2022
#152 - Rich Family, Broke You!!
#152 - Rich Family, Broke You!!
If your sibling makes it big, do they owe you anything? Also roaches or ghosts, which would you rather in your house? Also, how well do you want to know your neighbours? The lads are in fine form today
01:11:36
March 25, 2022
#112 - Call Her Right Now - The Monday Minisode
#112 - Call Her Right Now - The Monday Minisode
The lads are buzzing after the walk in Karura and are just vibing about the experience. Calvin also realises that he has new problems to deal with.
19:45
March 21, 2022
#151 - Love Is So Simple ... When You're Broke!!
#151 - Love Is So Simple ... When You're Broke!!
When does love change and become antagonistic? Does it. The lads are discussing it all today!
01:06:31
March 18, 2022
#111 - My Swimming Pool Is Bigger Than Yours! - The Monday Minisode
#111 - My Swimming Pool Is Bigger Than Yours! - The Monday Minisode
Who would have thought that 3 years into the podcast the guys would be arguing about who's pool is bigger. I mean The Mics Are Open is Kenya's biggest podcast, but when did we all get this rich?
15:18
March 14, 2022
#150 - No Androids Here!!
#150 - No Androids Here!!
The full squad is back and the conversation is LIVE! Part 3 of the Kanye Documentary, we are not watching it! G gets exposed as an Android user and it goes downhill from there!
01:08:39
March 11, 2022
#110 - Women Love Men who Podcast, They Just Don't Know How to Show It!! - The Wheneversode
#110 - Women Love Men who Podcast, They Just Don't Know How to Show It!! - The Wheneversode
Why are women so pressed by male podcasters and do good guys come last and what the square root of 69? LOL It's the Wheneversode. Don't forget to sign up below for the Mics Are Open Happiness Walk On March 20!  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeGj6NL-mrr3oqLYAIpXkcOT1QGvQ70i0M4Wv4RwbtVr2kuvA/viewform
14:07
March 09, 2022
#149 - Do You Really Want It?
#149 - Do You Really Want It?
Multidimensional conversations today, from the cost of beds, to Generation Z and that Kanye Documentary. Open Mics is a can of worms this week.
01:14:34
March 04, 2022
#109 - The Last Ever Monday Minisode - The Monday Minisode
#109 - The Last Ever Monday Minisode - The Monday Minisode
The Lads Drop A Bombshell!! Listen till The End! 
24:09
March 01, 2022
#148 - You Buy Strangers Drinks! What About Us?
#148 - You Buy Strangers Drinks! What About Us?
Explosive episode this one. The conversations meanders from the the New Kanye Documentary, to World War 3 ..... Putin may be the aggressor but on this episode Andrew drops a bombshell!
01:05:17
February 25, 2022
#108 - G, Tell Us Who Snitched!! 😡 - The Monday Minisode
#108 - G, Tell Us Who Snitched!! 😡 - The Monday Minisode
Snitches get stitches, Andy and Calvin are mad that someone snitched to G Money about his "surprise" birthday brunch. Does G reveal his source? Listen to find out!
27:17
February 21, 2022
#147 - Your Bodycount Is 6? Let Me Be 7!!
#147 - Your Bodycount Is 6? Let Me Be 7!!
Do men really care about body count or is that all nonsense? The lads are ungovernable today. They'll also tell you why you should cheat in silence! Madness!
01:19:55
February 18, 2022
#107 - Valentines is coming, where is your Podcast? - The Monday Minisode
#107 - Valentines is coming, where is your Podcast? - The Monday Minisode
The pod drops on Valentine's Day and you'll be shocked when you find out who your favourite podders are spending it with!!! 
25:32
February 14, 2022
#146 - The Price Of Trust (Tinder Swindler)
#146 - The Price Of Trust (Tinder Swindler)
What's the price of the trust? On the back of the Netflix documentary how far are you willing to go for love. Would you take out a loan for your significant other or is it every man for himself?
01:08:51
February 11, 2022
#106 - The Quickest Quickie - The Monday Minisode
#106 - The Quickest Quickie - The Monday Minisode
We deserve a Grammy for getting this episode out …. Believe us.
06:40
February 08, 2022
#145 - She's Out Of Your League Bruh!
#145 - She's Out Of Your League Bruh!
Can a woman be out of your league and as a man, can you be out of her? Also when it comes to the "talking stage" How long should it last? This and a lot more nonsense on this weeks pod.
01:06:34
February 04, 2022
#105 - Calvin Loves Rihanna!! - The Monday Minisode
#105 - Calvin Loves Rihanna!! - The Monday Minisode
This episode is wild. The conversation meanders from Rihanna's pregnancy, to WW3 and ends at Monkey from Mauritius  Confused?
28:11
February 01, 2022
#144 - No Pillow Talk!!
#144 - No Pillow Talk!!
The conversation ranges from women who make the first move, to whether or not dogs make you more attractive. The lads also ask the question - How close can you really be with your friends partner? Also Look out for a billboard across Nairobi, take a picture with it and you could be a winner!!
01:09:54
January 28, 2022
#104 - Then She Dropped The F Bomb!! - The Monday Minisode
#104 - Then She Dropped The F Bomb!! - The Monday Minisode
It's now 2 years since the lads began the Monday Minisode and its grown to be as big as the original pod! The lads talk about kids swearing and friendship, what do you bring to the friendship table?
22:19
January 25, 2022
#143 - I Broke Up With You, Not Your Family!!
#143 - I Broke Up With You, Not Your Family!!
The lads are bubbly today, the conversation ranges from dental braces, to sunscreen, to killing cows ... yep, all of that. Plus, should you dp business with the family of your ex?
01:12:40
January 21, 2022
#103 - My Askari Broke My Heart! - The Monday Minisode
#103 - My Askari Broke My Heart! - The Monday Minisode
The lads are back for the usual Monday conversation. Today the topics range from social media, to the latest lockdowns in Nairobi of clubs because of noise pollution and Calvin shares a touching story about betrayal between him and his security guard!
26:34
January 17, 2022
#142 - I've Got Hot Sauce In My Bag!!
#142 - I've Got Hot Sauce In My Bag!!
They had to talk about it, Drake and the Hot Sauce! Calvin is back from Naija with more stories and Andy asks how does it make you feel when you receive nudes?
01:09:30
January 14, 2022
#102 - They Let Calvin Loose In Lagos!! - The Monday Minisode
#102 - They Let Calvin Loose In Lagos!! - The Monday Minisode
This episode is all about Lagos, Nigeria through the eyes of Calvin! It's a great listen!
27:27
January 10, 2022
#141 - Women Should Pay For Dates!!
#141 - Women Should Pay For Dates!!
It's the first podcast of 2022 and it's mayhem from the Mandem! Should women pay for dates? What is manifesting and Who can beat Jay Z in a Versuz?
58:40
January 07, 2022
#101 - We Don't Want Your Potatoes - The Monday Minisode
#101 - We Don't Want Your Potatoes - The Monday Minisode
KFC runs out of fries and everyone is mad, 2022 about to start wildin' and it's just day 4 ... The lad catch up for their weekly call and discuss .. fries.
24:22
January 04, 2022
#140 - They're In-Laws, Not Outlaws
#140 - They're In-Laws, Not Outlaws
The hot potato topic right now! Should a man sleep at this in-laws house, the guys are split on this and we are here for it!
56:45
December 31, 2021
#100 - 2021? The Best Year Of My Life! - The Monday Minisode
#100 - 2021? The Best Year Of My Life! - The Monday Minisode
The lads are in fine form today. Debriefing Christmas and reviewing the year we have just gone through.
22:03
December 28, 2021
#139 - Women Gossip, Men Podcast!
#139 - Women Gossip, Men Podcast!
Why do some women get upset that men are having conversations on Podcasts? The lads debate this and many other things. Also, are you mean to yourself? Stop that.
01:12:50
December 24, 2021
#99 - These Monkeys Are Moving Mad - The Monday Minisode
#99 - These Monkeys Are Moving Mad - The Monday Minisode
Nairobi is a hotbed of Covid and the lads chop it up about getting tested. Have you been tested and would you get tested. Also find out why Monkeys aren't your friends.
23:34
December 20, 2021
#138 - We Can't Stop Cheating!
#138 - We Can't Stop Cheating!
Everything you need to know is in the title of this podcast!
01:14:16
December 17, 2021
#98 The Covidsode - The Monday Minisode
#98 The Covidsode - The Monday Minisode
The lads get together once again on a Monday evening to discuss the weekend. Calvin talked about his fears of contracting COVID-19, Andy had a chilled out weekend and G Money has a crisis of conscience.
25:23
December 13, 2021
#137 - So Without Money I'm Useless?
#137 - So Without Money I'm Useless?
Men are inherently useless! Or so it's claimed. Of course we don't agree with this statement ... but is it true?
48:40
December 10, 2021
#97 - It's Not Easy Being A Simp! - The Monday Minisode
#97 - It's Not Easy Being A Simp! - The Monday Minisode
The lad's discuss simping on the pod today, is it a good or bad thing. They also discuss whether or not or politicians are tired.  We then round up with a quick conversation on parenting.
31:29
December 06, 2021
#136 - Dad, How Much Do You Earn?
#136 - Dad, How Much Do You Earn?
Another incredible journey with the Pod gods! Today we discuss should you know how much your parents earn and whether or not your kids are your pensions.
01:18:36
December 03, 2021
#96 - The Quickie - The Monday Minisode
#96 - The Quickie - The Monday Minisode
The quickest Monday Minisode Ever
12:03
November 29, 2021
#135 - Speaking In Tongues
#135 - Speaking In Tongues
The lads reminisce about speaking in tongues in church, discuss the rules for summer bunnies in 2021 and make an announcement about a Christmas Special.
01:14:22
November 26, 2021
#95 - Be Easy On Me Adele!! - The Late Monday Minisode
#95 - Be Easy On Me Adele!! - The Late Monday Minisode
The lad's catch up for the first time this week and chop it up about so many thing, most notably Adele's new album. Plus, would you answer a phone call from Mike Sonko?
36:26
November 23, 2021
#134 -For Once We've Got The Tea!!
#134 -For Once We've Got The Tea!!
As we are half-way through Movember the lads decide to explore various areas of men's wellness. They recap the weekend and explain the significance of Panda!
01:03:34
November 19, 2021
#94 - Through The Wire - The Monday Minisode
#94 - Through The Wire - The Monday Minisode
The lads chop it up on the lastest Monday conversation where they discuss the recent Adekunle Gold Concert in Nairobi and reveal why G and Grauchi didn't spin (This might be click bait) - Calvin talks about his visit to the dentist
35:00
November 15, 2021
#133 - It Is What It Is!!!
#133 - It Is What It Is!!!
It's Friday and you know what that means, The Mics Are Open is here to dissect your week. From posting your significant other to farting on airplanes. It's all here!
01:04:29
November 12, 2021
#93 - Soft Life Ambassadors - The Monday Minisode
#93 - Soft Life Ambassadors - The Monday Minisode
Grand opening, Grand closing. The lads discuss Jay Z's social media game and delve into the world of Crypto Currency.
33:23
November 09, 2021
#132 - When I Glow, I'm Gone!!!
#132 - When I Glow, I'm Gone!!!
The lunatics have taken over the asylum! Today on of the production team has to step into the fray!
01:02:16
November 05, 2021
#82 - No Iphones Anywhere! - The Monday Minisode
#82 - No Iphones Anywhere! - The Monday Minisode
The lads are back with their Monday wrap up of the weekend and talk about the weekends exploits, G asks if DJs are competitive enough and Calvin talks about fires in schools. It's all here!
25:52
November 01, 2021
#131 - You Can Have My House!
#131 - You Can Have My House!
Another crazy edition of the Mics Are Open Podcast.
01:10:49
October 29, 2021
#91 - What Time Is It Over There? - The Monday Minisode
#91 - What Time Is It Over There? - The Monday Minisode
The Weekly link up with the mandem. G is in Atlanta and has tales of pastors and Uber drivers, while Andy and Calvin bring him up to speed with the happenings in Kanairo
24:06
October 25, 2021
#130 - When Jesus Comes Back!!
#130 - When Jesus Comes Back!!
You know when the guys start discussing religion there's a big chance that things can go left ...  Hilarious edition of Kenya's biggest podcast.
01:06:53
October 22, 2021
#90 - It's Politics Time Again, Give Me My 6K! - The Monday Minisode
#90 - It's Politics Time Again, Give Me My 6K! - The Monday Minisode
The Monday Conversation between 3 friends in Nairobi.
18:38
October 18, 2021
#129 - Take Your Boxers with You!!!
#129 - Take Your Boxers with You!!!
How responsible are you with where you leave your boxers? The answer may shock you, also for the first time, the podcast ends with the guys running for their podcast lives... listen to the end and let your mind wander. Amazing convos.
01:15:14
October 15, 2021
#89 - Twitter Isn't A Real Place - The Monday Minisode
#89 - Twitter Isn't A Real Place - The Monday Minisode
The lads break down Dave Chappelle latest special and celebrate Adelle Onyango's achievements as a podcaster! Wholesome vibes!
23:12
October 11, 2021
#128 - Back To School!!
#128 - Back To School!!
Back for more conversations about life with the lads today. The conversation includes the big social media fail of the last 7 days, plus being World Teacher Week, they talk about school days and how teachers impacted their lives.
01:19:03
October 08, 2021
#88 Only 30 Million? - The Monday Minisode
#88 Only 30 Million? - The Monday Minisode
The late Monday Minisode will be later if we describe what's on it .. Bye
20:19
October 05, 2021
#127 - Mbogi Ya Madenge!!
#127 - Mbogi Ya Madenge!!
10 Women at the SAME TIME? Let me tell you Maina! The Lads are back today and they are live from Javahouse in Upper Hill. The conversation meanders from post break up rules to concurrent relationships!
01:05:32
October 01, 2021
#87 - Don't Ask About Our Rate Card - The Monday Minisode
#87 - Don't Ask About Our Rate Card - The Monday Minisode
If we were sex workers, what would we charge? Find out.
25:44
September 27, 2021
#126 - You're Supposed To Feed Your Kids!! 😡
#126 - You're Supposed To Feed Your Kids!! 😡
This weeks episode is flames all the way through. The lads discuss the reason why Android phones are now cool, whether our parents did right by us and whether or not you should you should finish a meal on a date. They also discuss the reluctance for men to look after their health.
59:12
September 24, 2021
#85 - Just slide Into My DMs - The Monday Minisode
#85 - Just slide Into My DMs - The Monday Minisode
Our DMs are Open, so are our Mics. Enjoy!
20:24
September 20, 2021
125 - Character Development 101
125 - Character Development 101
This week the lads are joined by Ricardo from Ricardos Podcast. The conversation ranges from fuel prices to dating costs, to a definitive statement on Drake's album which you can't miss!
01:11:43
September 17, 2021
#85 - Whats Your Star Sign? - The Monday Minisode
#85 - Whats Your Star Sign? - The Monday Minisode
Does your star sign make you a ho? We don't discuss this but its worth a thought ....
17:04
September 13, 2021
#124 - Certified Lover Boyz!
#124 - Certified Lover Boyz!
This week we are joined by Hafare from the Surviving Nairobi podcast as Calvin has gone to pay dowry. The lads chop it up about music, well, about mostly Drake. #TheMicsAreOpen #AfricanPodcast #KenyaPodcast
01:17:30
September 10, 2021
#84 - 9pm In Nairobi - The Monday Minisode
#84 - 9pm In Nairobi - The Monday Minisode
Welcome to the Monday Minisode where the lads begin by saying that they aren't tallking about Drake, and then talk about him for 20 mins. Simps I tell you .. Enjoy!
21:40
September 06, 2021
#123 - Don't Leave Me Out Of The Wash Wash!!
#123 - Don't Leave Me Out Of The Wash Wash!!
This week the lads are ungovernable, from where is the best place to take a number 2 to why they don't want to be left out of the Wash Wash saga - it's a madness this week and you're gonna love it!.
01:04:56
September 03, 2021
#83 - The Roasting Of Calvin's Mom! - The Monday Minisode
#83 - The Roasting Of Calvin's Mom! - The Monday Minisode
We are late again! We Are Sorry. We Are also pretty dope. Enjoy
25:28
August 31, 2021
#122 - If I Cheat, Will You Snitch?
#122 - If I Cheat, Will You Snitch?
The lads are doing the podcast from Java today to help them celebrate 22 years of serving coffee in Nairobi. A wide range of topics today including do you snitch if you catch your friends partner cheating?
57:55
August 27, 2021
#82 - Ashy Elbows - The Monday Minisode
#82 - Ashy Elbows - The Monday Minisode
Another late episode of the Monday Minisode. Today Andy and G-Money speak about ashy elbows, natural disasters and the milk crate challenge.
20:00
August 24, 2021
#121 - Men Love Men!!
#121 - Men Love Men!!
This weeks episode is bananas! The lads take on the issue of male and female friendships .. AGAIN, but with a whole new take! We also discuss policing in Kenya and a lot of other random stuff.
01:00:01
August 20, 2021
#81 - The Monday Blues - The Monday Minisode
#81 - The Monday Blues - The Monday Minisode
The Monday Blues, today the lads are looking at a lot of the stuff happening around the world and reflecting. Some days the pod is full of laughs, some days it isn't. This is real life, from a real podcast.
18:41
August 16, 2021
#120 Fight Your Own Battles
#120 Fight Your Own Battles
When your boy gets into a fight, are you backing him or is it every man for himself. Also, is it right for the government to force people to take the Covid 19 vaccine? All this and more on the pod.
56:22
August 13, 2021
#80 - Why Good Looking Women Marry Shrek! - The Monday Minisode
#80 - Why Good Looking Women Marry Shrek! - The Monday Minisode
Why do many "good" looking women marry ugly. The answer may shock you LOL! - Just a random remote catch up between 3 friends in Nairobi.
26:19
August 09, 2021
#119 - The Mics Are Open - The Battle For Clean Boxers!
#119 - The Mics Are Open - The Battle For Clean Boxers!
Mandem, who washes your boxers? The answer might shock you. The lads are on a roll this week with the conversation ranging from beards, to boxers, to friends who only hit you up when they need something. It's a roller coaster, so let's share the journey.   #TheMicsAreOpen #AfricanPodcast #KenyanPodcast
01:02:18
August 06, 2021
#79 - You'd Fail A Doping Test Too! - The Monday Minisode
#79 - You'd Fail A Doping Test Too! - The Monday Minisode
The Olympic Edition of the podcast this week, the lads vibe about the Kenyan results and G talks about his Covid jab experience. They also touch briefly on bodycount .. again.
20:12
August 02, 2021
#118 - Tuko Ndani Bana!
#118 - Tuko Ndani Bana!
The family is back together for the first time in month and the lads have refused to welcome G Money. The conversation ranges from paying for content to whether or not Neville has a problem speak in English.  Calvin confesses that he is insecure but not about what do you think it is.  #AfricanPodcast #KenyanPodcast #TheMicsAreOpen
01:01:58
July 30, 2021
#78 - Five Million And Forty Naughty Shorties! - The Monday Minisode
#78 - Five Million And Forty Naughty Shorties! - The Monday Minisode
Have you ever wondered why Sean Paul referenced 5,000,040 Naughty Shawties? The truth may surprise you. Random convos on the pod today and Is TV dead?
29:16
July 26, 2021
#117 - My First Time
#117 - My First Time
New Week, New Vibes... Calvin shares the most weird place to go on a date. Nev Teaches his mum how to drive, how tiring can it get... The lads delve into the influence your relatives have matters introducing you to things and experiences.. The lads share their first alcohol encounters..  Also what is that one achievement you had at 23 years...
58:02
July 23, 2021
#77 Space 2021: Just Put The Tip In! - The Monday Minisode
#77 Space 2021: Just Put The Tip In! - The Monday Minisode
The Lads are back, a bit late with the drop, but we move. Today we discuss dictatorship and Jeff Besos going to Space Lite.
26:04
July 20, 2021
#116 - If You Like Me Shoot Your Shot
#116 - If You Like Me Shoot Your Shot
New Week.. Neville is still ON.. Poor G..   The lads at it again as they delve into what they wish women knew about men without having to say it..   Andy is a freak low key.. Big C's heart is still broken and Neville thought he'd have married by now..   This and so much more, The Mics are Open..
59:57
July 16, 2021
#76 - We Will Rig This Election If We Have To! - The Monday Minsode
#76 - We Will Rig This Election If We Have To! - The Monday Minsode
Listen, we don't care about free and fair elections any more, they are over rated. Calvin's daughter must win those school elections or we will disband the school and everyone in it! 
24:33
July 12, 2021
#115 - You Bathe Twice A Week?
#115 - You Bathe Twice A Week?
Its freezing in Nairobi and apparently Men are not bathing, they are moaning by the dressing table... You gotta listen to understand. Big C's shares his daughter's campaign story so far as she campaign in the school elections. Andy, well Andy is just different and Neville is just Neville and where is G Money?
54:56
July 09, 2021
#75 - I Wanna Make Love In This Club! - The Monday Minisode
#75 - I Wanna Make Love In This Club! - The Monday Minisode
The Monday Weekend Wrap. Just 3 pals chopping it up about the Lion King, getting girls in clubs and a ton of other stuff.
22:29
July 05, 2021
#114 - This Is For Omosh!
#114 - This Is For Omosh!
G Money is missing from the pod today and Neville steps up with his unique vibe. We are writing this without having listened to the podcast, so I guess we will all know the pods content at the same time LOL.
57:18
July 02, 2021
#74 - I Must Be In A Relationship with The KRA!! - The Monday Minisode
#74 - I Must Be In A Relationship with The KRA!! - The Monday Minisode
The Monday Minisode is a conversation between three friends, typically discussing their weekend. This week, the topic ranges from Fast and Furious, to the Kenya Revenue Authority.
18:15
June 28, 2021
#113 - I Declare War!
#113 - I Declare War!
This is one for the books, the lads are in fine form and declare war on numerous things, things were going well until, well, just listen and enjoy!
44:15
June 25, 2021
#73 - Set A F**ing Goal! - The Monday Minisode
#73 - Set A F**ing Goal! - The Monday Minisode
The Lads catch up as usual and stumble upon a topic that ignites a heated debate. Is this the laziest generation ever?
32:23
June 21, 2021
#112 - Your Dad Is Dead, Not Deadbeat!
#112 - Your Dad Is Dead, Not Deadbeat!
With Father's Day approaching it's only right that the lads dissect the issues concerning fatherhood, are kids really affected by absentee fathers? Or is it all crap, it's deeply personal and highly comedic!
42:43
June 18, 2021
#72 - Heaven Needs To Update Its Powerpoint (Yu Pum Pum Bring Life!) - The Monday Minisode
#72 - Heaven Needs To Update Its Powerpoint (Yu Pum Pum Bring Life!) - The Monday Minisode
Is Heaven Enticing? I mean, land of milk and honey right? Who will milk the cows? What if hell is where the party is at?
24:13
June 14, 2021
#111 - “I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying!”
#111 - “I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying!”
This weeks podcast is very emotional. The team reunites with former colleague Neville for a very open, honest and sometimes emotional conversation. It’s the episode that everyone wanted and today, it’s here”
01:07:16
June 11, 2021
#71 - Don't Swipe Right! - The Monday Minisode
#71 - Don't Swipe Right! - The Monday Minisode
Would you rather have someone read your messages or go through the pictures on your phone?
20:59
June 07, 2021
#110 - Men And Women Cannot Be Best Friends!
#110 - Men And Women Cannot Be Best Friends!
Can men and women actually be best friends without the hanky panky. The lads are split on this issue and debate it thoroughly. Also, who do you think cried at the cinema? The answer will shock you! LOL - Premium banter from the lads this week.
53:06
June 04, 2021
#70 - Calvin, The Strokemaster, is missing! - The Monday Minisode
#70 - Calvin, The Strokemaster, is missing! - The Monday Minisode
We were all at a bar, Andy and I managed to get home, Calvin is missing. If you know where he is. Holler! 
20:58
May 31, 2021
#109 - And Then She Went Down On Her Knees!!
#109 - And Then She Went Down On Her Knees!!
Has the world gone mad? Women proposing and men getting angry because of dry spells? What's going on? - Okay let's not be dramatic! Great conversation with the lads! 
50:38
May 28, 2021
#69 - What Shall We Name This Podcast? - The Monday Minisode
#69 - What Shall We Name This Podcast? - The Monday Minisode
Monday's are all about conversations, the lad's assess the weekend and just vibe. Listen all the way to end  for a really bad joke from Calvin and an example of the struggle we go through weekly in naming our podcast.
23:46
May 24, 2021
#108 - We Had Sex Because You Felt Sorry For Me?
#108 - We Had Sex Because You Felt Sorry For Me?
The conversation is LIVELY today! Calvin is back with his randomness and the lads can hardly keep a straight face. The conversation ranges from Joe Budden to Black Tax to "sympathy sex"
50:13
May 21, 2021
#68 - Don't Fight For Me! - The Monday Minisode
#68 - Don't Fight For Me! - The Monday Minisode
When did the Minisode become a Maxisode? Anyhow, The Lads are back and the conversation ranges from Joe Budden, To J. Cole and somehow to Tammy Abraham??? Intrigued? Well take a listen.
27:06
May 17, 2021
#107 - Spend On Me Because I'm Your Baby!! (featuring Ashley)
#107 - Spend On Me Because I'm Your Baby!! (featuring Ashley)
Great conversations this morning with the lads and special guest Ashley who sits in for Big C. We ask some questions that lingered from the last episode and get into a heated discussion about "Hypergamy" - Would you be cool paying your wifey an allowance? Hypergamy, No one knows what it means, but it's provocative!
52:06
May 14, 2021
#67 - God Created Tinder - The Monday Minisode
#67 - God Created Tinder - The Monday Minisode
Who are you to deny God's creation? Join us on a random Monday Night Journey through our mess! 
21:36
May 10, 2021
#106 - Money Can't Buy You Love
#106 - Money Can't Buy You Love
Avoid marriage at ALL COSTS, but is this really true? On the back of Bill and Melinda Gates getting divorce is there any hope for the future of marriage and does anyone even care?
47:51
May 07, 2021
#66 - Banged Up Abroad! - The Monday Minisode
#66 - Banged Up Abroad! - The Monday Minisode
The lads are back with a quick slice of fun for your Monday night. This week we speak about Nairobi opening up and discuss whether people in the same profession should marry.
24:57
May 03, 2021
#105 - Never Trust A Man Who Can't Buy His Own Boxers
#105 - Never Trust A Man Who Can't Buy His Own Boxers
Back again and we have got everything, the questions we seek to answer this week. How hard is it to buy your own boxers, should parents automatically leave everything to the kids
55:14
April 30, 2021
#65 - Sex In Space As We Get Ready For The End Of The World! - The Monday Minisode
#65 - Sex In Space As We Get Ready For The End Of The World! - The Monday Minisode
Absolute madness on the podcast this week! From the end of the world to sex in space! It's all here!
34:04
April 26, 2021
#104 - We Are 2 Years Old Today, It's Our Longest Relationship - The Cash Giveaway Edition!
#104 - We Are 2 Years Old Today, It's Our Longest Relationship - The Cash Giveaway Edition!
We are 2 years old today and the lads are ina crazy mood, from weight gain to love, to everything in between. Plus we have the biggest CASH giveaway ever on the pod!
58:46
April 23, 2021
#64 - Roadblocks Are The Least Of Our Problems, We're At A Dead End! - The Monday Minisode
#64 - Roadblocks Are The Least Of Our Problems, We're At A Dead End! - The Monday Minisode
From Roadblocks on Thika Road, to 2B KSH being stolen daily to how much would you sell you citizenship for... It's all here.
29:06
April 19, 2021
#103 - I Didn't Steal Anything, I Just Borrowed It Permanently!
#103 - I Didn't Steal Anything, I Just Borrowed It Permanently!
This week the lads talk about work, G is asked if he's ever stolen from his workplace. Then conversation then moves to "fixing people" - Are you in a relationship where your partner is trying to fix you? Panda gets into a toxic relationship with Calvin LOL
49:21
April 16, 2021
#63 - The Gospel According To DMX - The Monday Minisode
#63 - The Gospel According To DMX - The Monday Minisode
Another Monday to just vibe with the crew and today the lads talk about Calvin's Big toe .... the death of DMX and the impact that his passing has had on the crew.
34:20
April 12, 2021
#102 - Date My Mom, Just Never Call Me Son
#102 - Date My Mom, Just Never Call Me Son
Back like we never left, the only podcast to disrupt your week TWICE. This weeks the lads prove how much they do not know about medicine. They also discuss the Joe Budden situation and ask is it okay for your pal to date your Mom ....
46:34
April 09, 2021
#62 - They Call Me Lil Smokie - The Monday Minisode
#62 - They Call Me Lil Smokie - The Monday Minisode
Random Monday evening chat about Kenya vs The UK, Covid 19 and Whether there is any hope in the fight against Covid 19.
24:53
April 05, 2021
#101 - A Little Bit Of Jealousy Never Ruined A Relationship!
#101 - A Little Bit Of Jealousy Never Ruined A Relationship!
A very diverse conversation with the lads this week that ranges from when you become a man, to the biggest fears that we face. Also, does jealousy add spice to relationships? This might also be the first episode in 18 months that doesn't mention Covid 19.
53:07
April 02, 2021
#61 - Your D**k Still Works Post Vaccine!
#61 - Your D**k Still Works Post Vaccine!
A loose Monday conversation between 3 friends who have a podcast.
21:29
March 29, 2021
#100 - Bodycount 100
#100 - Bodycount 100
It's the BIG 100.. A century of stories.. On this one, G shares his secret to being a baller at 8 Years Old.. Prince Calvin would only live once.. And find out just how crushed in primary school Andy was to the extent he couldn't eat..   And It's kinda poetic that on the 100th episode a member of the team admitted that their body count was in excess of 100. We know you want to know who!   Well I guess you'll have to watch/listen.   Shout out to Jino Tamu for the cake, it was epic!
52:37
March 26, 2021
#61 Men Cheat, It's What We do! - The Monday Minisode
#61 Men Cheat, It's What We do! - The Monday Minisode
From the Covid 19 Vaccine to Quavo and Saweetie, it's all here on this fire episode of the Monday Minisode. All the hard questions answered.
26:35
March 22, 2021
#99 - This Is Not A Sextape, We Promise!
#99 - This Is Not A Sextape, We Promise!
The lads have a CRAZY discussion which ranges from TRUE Friendship to sexual tensions in relationships (in CAPS) to BUYING and LISTENING IN to a celebrity AUDIO Sextape.. Also, What does WYD from a man mean? Let us know on the comment section..  G has a "christian" perspective to everything today.. Big C is role playing with Panda and are y'all ready for Andy's Hoe phase?  We have something mad in our CHAMBER!! Episode 100 is coming!!!! Ready???  #TheMicsAreOpen #AfricanPodcast #KenyanPodcast
50:46
March 19, 2021
#59 - You Can't Cancel God's Property - The Monday Minisode
#59 - You Can't Cancel God's Property - The Monday Minisode
The lads are on form today and the discussion ranges from last nights Grammy Music Awards, to fuel prices in the 254, to Kirk Franklin cursing like a sailor. It's actually a great listen!
31:28
March 15, 2021
#98 - If You Smash My Ex, Do It On The Low Low!!
#98 - If You Smash My Ex, Do It On The Low Low!!
G is back this week with tales of falling in love while in hospital after being served tea and cake at 10 pm! The lads move from that to the age old question "Can you smash your homies EX?" This week we are also joined by Ashley and Quellie as we welcome G back and Calvin is in a contemplative mood.
52:17
March 12, 2021
#58 - NOT Coming 2 America and other short stories! - The Monday Minisode
#58 - NOT Coming 2 America and other short stories! - The Monday Minisode
This has got to be the latest a Monday minisode has dropped but it packs a punch from the start. Andy and Calvin can seem to agree on whether they watched the same movie over the weekend with one of them looking at outfits and the other characters. Also, the biggest conversation has to be heard, Oprah, Meghan and Harry!!!! 
26:30
March 09, 2021
#97- You'll Never Guess Who's Getting The Vaccine First
#97- You'll Never Guess Who's Getting The Vaccine First
On a Wide ranging pod today, Calvin and Andy dip into a myriad of Topics.  From The Vaccine allocation, to an open discussion of a SCAM and young men having a greater liking in dating older women.  A Mystery Caller joins in on the pod.. 
45:43
March 05, 2021
#57 "Honey, I shrunk My Dick" - The Monday Minisode
#57 "Honey, I shrunk My Dick" - The Monday Minisode
As G continues recovering from Covid 19, Andy and Calvin chop up their respective weekends.
20:47
March 01, 2021
#96 - Just Vibes And InShallah!!
#96 - Just Vibes And InShallah!!
G is back and takes us through his ongoing battle with Covid 19. If you had to live in any other African country apart from your own(Kenya).. Where would you live? Today, the lads delve into most recent social media trends.. 
38:08
February 26, 2021
#56 - Don't Call Me Bro - The Monday MiniSode
#56 - Don't Call Me Bro - The Monday MiniSode
More Bants with Calvin and Andy.
23:41
February 22, 2021
#95 My House, My Rules!
#95 My House, My Rules!
G is absent again as he continues his recovery from Covid 19.  Andy shares chronicles of a super interesting uber ride and Calvin breaks down how the Tinder for getting jobs (LinkedIn) works..  
56:55
February 19, 2021
#55 - And Then There Were Two - The Monday MiniSode
#55 - And Then There Were Two - The Monday MiniSode
G is out of action, but the show must go on.
25:39
February 15, 2021
#94 - Sex Lies And Covid!
#94 - Sex Lies And Covid!
What an episode! G Money is Covid positive, Andy wants to know about the lies you've told during sex and Calvin's aunt has been less than truthful with the family. Apologies for the audio quality 
51:04
February 12, 2021
#54 - Covid 19, Back Like It Never Left! - The Monday Minisode
#54 - Covid 19, Back Like It Never Left! - The Monday Minisode
As G waits for his Covid 19 test results the lads banter about life. Andy tells us about his new police buddy. Calvin talks about neighbours from hell and G is holding on for dear life LOL
21:12
February 08, 2021
#93 - The Day We Did The Silhouette Challenge
#93 - The Day We Did The Silhouette Challenge
Another day, another challenge. Today the lad's discuss hyper sexualization and whether they would help their other half to do the Silhouette Challenge. They also ask, whether if its possible to be successful ... alone
50:45
February 05, 2021
#53 - Being Body Shamed By A Dog - The Monday Minisode
#53 - Being Body Shamed By A Dog - The Monday Minisode
The lads are back with their madness and we are here for it. The conversations range from penises to politicians. No, really. Just listen for yourself.
21:47
February 01, 2021
#92 - Jesus Didn't Have Disciples, He Had Mandem!
#92 - Jesus Didn't Have Disciples, He Had Mandem!
This weeks edition is hilarious as the lads dive into religion once again, this time they ask the question, should the bible ever be updated? They also get deep and as do men actually have value..
49:20
January 29, 2021
#52 - When It's Time For Your Appraisal! - The Monday Minisode
#52 - When It's Time For Your Appraisal! - The Monday Minisode
If you had to give your boss an appraisal, how would you rate them? and would you be honest? Candid conversations as ever with the lads.
20:44
January 25, 2021
#91 - Corruption Only Sucks When You're Left Out!
#91 - Corruption Only Sucks When You're Left Out!
Donald Trump is out of the White House and the lads breathe a sigh of relief. We made it! The conversation ranges from corruption to personal growth and Andy is asked if he's tired of being "Nice" ..
01:00:51
January 22, 2021
#51 - I Can't Talk, My Mom's Listening - The Monday Minisode
#51 - I Can't Talk, My Mom's Listening - The Monday Minisode
Back in your face with another edition of the Monday Minisode. Today we have a guest who doesn't know she's a guest ...
24:05
January 18, 2021
#90 - Not Even Viagra Can Prevent Soft Life! (feat Big Bear)
#90 - Not Even Viagra Can Prevent Soft Life! (feat Big Bear)
This week it's all about you! The lads answer all the questions that you have sent in and get to the BOTTOM of the Buss It Challenge. They also unveil the Brand New International Mics are Open Ambassador!
56:58
January 15, 2021
#50 - Yes, Kenyan Men Are Stingy, Fight Me! - The Monday Minisode
#50 - Yes, Kenyan Men Are Stingy, Fight Me! - The Monday Minisode
Today it's fight club, In the red corner you have Andy and Calvin and in the blue corner you have G Money. You'll never guess what they're fighting about.
29:10
January 11, 2021
#89 - Mandem, Tell Me You Love Me!
#89 - Mandem, Tell Me You Love Me!
2021 is wildin' and the lads are in fine form. Calvin is distraught about Kim and Kanye, Andy wants drunk conversations and G wants to find out if he is loved. Meanwhile Trump is bringing Amerikkka to it's knees!
51:04
January 08, 2021
#49 - I Only Need 5 Years As President! - The Monday Minisode
#49 - I Only Need 5 Years As President! - The Monday Minisode
Off the damn hook! You'll never find more madness in one episode!
24:54
January 04, 2021
#88 - New Year, Same Old Us! (The Slumber Party)
#88 - New Year, Same Old Us! (The Slumber Party)
What do you get when you cross pyjamas, stories, alcohol and a brand new year? You get the first crazy episode of the MIcs Are Open for 2021. The conversation ranges from Social Media, to edibles, to the hopes and fears for the future! Happy New Year and thanks for rocking with us! The best is yet to come. #AfricanPodcast #TheMicsAreOpen #KenyanPodcast
01:24:51
January 01, 2021
#48 - People Just Want To Talk! - The Monday Minisode
#48 - People Just Want To Talk! - The Monday Minisode
Xmas is done and people want to talk! From Family Christmas's to Elsa Majimbo to CREATIVITY! It's a great listen!
33:05
December 28, 2020
#87 The Not So Secret Santa (Office Party Edition!!)
#87 The Not So Secret Santa (Office Party Edition!!)
You know what happens at the end of year office party, you get drunk, you dance with colleagues and you kiss your boss. Well none of this happened at our Xmas party but we have had to delete a lot of audio! One day we will release an episode called the Lost Files, but for now MERRY XMAS!!!
01:19:35
December 25, 2020
#47 - F**K Them Kids! - The Monday Minisode
#47 - F**K Them Kids! - The Monday Minisode
Find out how kids have raised Calvin's blood pressure. Andy admits to Sauti Sol Concert FOMO and G just want's everyone to die. Normal Day.
30:19
December 21, 2020
#86 - And Then My Mom Found My Nudes!
#86 - And Then My Mom Found My Nudes!
Why don't men hold men accountable? Why don't women hold women accountable? What happens when you send nudes to the wrong person? What are you getting us for Christmas? Would you let your pal use your house to have sex? The answers to all this and more on the Mics Are Open!
01:02:33
December 18, 2020
#46 - There Is Nothing Wrong With Being A House Husband! - The Monday Minisode
#46 - There Is Nothing Wrong With Being A House Husband! - The Monday Minisode
Banter central today as the trio unpack their respective weekends, assess if they'd be sad if their side chick left and deep dive into whether or not they'd be comfortable as a house husband.
27:05
December 14, 2020
#85 - All Day I Dream About Sex (A.D.I.D.A.S)
#85 - All Day I Dream About Sex (A.D.I.D.A.S)
Today we are live at the only OFFICIAL Adidas store and the conversation ranges from sneakers, to gifts, to World Cup memories to why Manchester United will always be a small club.
46:57
December 11, 2020
#45 - It's 2020, Share Your Passwords With Her! - The Monday (Not So) Minisode
#45 - It's 2020, Share Your Passwords With Her! - The Monday (Not So) Minisode
The boys are back in the building and are in fine form! This minisode ranges from new illnesses, to phone passwords, to trust issues! Don't forget the Mics Are Open Merchandise is Available at www.themicsareopenpodcast.com 
41:19
December 07, 2020
#84 - When It's Time To Go, It's Time To Go!
#84 - When It's Time To Go, It's Time To Go!
Today the lads are back to normal and it's a conversation that ranges from careers, to people who don't pay back loans, to super heroes. The visuals are on YouTube. Enjoy!
58:35
December 04, 2020
#44 - Ego Death - The Monday Minisode
#44 - Ego Death - The Monday Minisode
We've always been honest with y'all. This episode is dark, with a few rays of sunshine. Enjoy.
19:05
November 30, 2020
#83 - Real Men Don't Do That
#83 - Real Men Don't Do That
Stop the World!! I cannot believe that G Money did that. This weeks episode is iconoclastic and other big words. The conversation meanders from taxes, to governance, to Gengetone and then it happens. G Money breaks the man code.
52:08
November 27, 2020
The Mics Are Open - Safaricom @ 20 Edition - Special guest Caroline Kendi
The Mics Are Open - Safaricom @ 20 Edition - Special guest Caroline Kendi
You cant ignore the fact that Safaricom is 20 years and the lads just had to invade Safaricom House to find out why Kenya's favourite brand is an integral part of Kenyan society and what the future holds as we "Twende Tukiuke" We caught up with Head of Brand Marketing and Communications and had a not so usual conversation! #TwendeTukiuke #TheMicsAreOpen #Safaricom
38:39
November 25, 2020
#43 - At Least Two Of Us Are Legal! - The Monday Minisode
#43 - At Least Two Of Us Are Legal! - The Monday Minisode
The Monday conversation with the hosts of Kenya's Biggest Podcast! (We couldn't be bothered to write a description today)
26:58
November 23, 2020
#82 - Fam!! I've Had To Put My DMs On Private, I'm Hot Property!!
#82 - Fam!! I've Had To Put My DMs On Private, I'm Hot Property!!
You won't find a wider range of conversation than today's podcast. From dinosaurs, to Noah's Ark, to the Holy Books, to why someone had to put their DMs on private! It's mad!
47:10
November 20, 2020
#42 - Whipping The Head In The Whip! - The Monday Minisode
#42 - Whipping The Head In The Whip! - The Monday Minisode
Has anyone else noticed that Andy's Halo seems to be slipping? I mean, y'all know we are a wholesome podcast, but almost 2 years later, did you think that the title of this weeks podcast could be dedicated to Andy. Anyway, I've already said too much. Just listen.
30:35
November 16, 2020
#81 - The Night G Money Slapped Big C!
#81 - The Night G Money Slapped Big C!
This week we invited questions from you and answered as many of them as possible. From the time Calvin got suspended from work, to why people ghost, it's all here and a lot more.
01:06:02
November 13, 2020
#41 - Calvin Confesses - The Monday Minisode
#41 - Calvin Confesses - The Monday Minisode
From Work, To Feelings, To Dogs - Yeah, it's all here.
28:47
November 09, 2020
#80 - Calvin Leaves Orange House! - Featuring Eric Njiru
#80 - Calvin Leaves Orange House! - Featuring Eric Njiru
There's a lot of banter on this episode but theres a bombshell too. After 8 years, Calvin is leaving the morning show and thats a heavy conversation to have. The lads keep it real though, Eric Njiru passes through to explain his coffin fetish.
57:11
November 06, 2020
#40 - It's Candy Andy Baby! Drop Dem Drawers! - The Monday Minisode
#40 - It's Candy Andy Baby! Drop Dem Drawers! - The Monday Minisode
Today's episode sees the lads in a deeper mood. That's no reason not to listen though!
26:11
November 02, 2020
#79 - Is It Okay To Belong To The Streets? - (Feat Ashley)
#79 - Is It Okay To Belong To The Streets? - (Feat Ashley)
This week we celebrate Calvin's birthday and the drinks are flowing. We ask the question, is it okay to belong to the streets?, is it a fear of commitment or just the way it is. Also, how many pairs of boxers do you own? Interesting times ahead! Friend of the Pod, Ashley joins us as we tackle these not so pressing issues today!
01:06:06
October 30, 2020
#39 - And Now You're Positive At 3.33am - The Monday Minisode
#39 - And Now You're Positive At 3.33am - The Monday Minisode
Crazy convo to uplift your Monday Evening, the convo ranges from motorbikes, to HIV testing, to Accents. No other podcast is this random
27:25
October 26, 2020
#78 - If You Wash My Chest, I'll Wash Your Titties!
#78 - If You Wash My Chest, I'll Wash Your Titties!
Deep conversations this week as the lads seek to make sense of a crazy world. Are you tired of politicians, do you shower with your best friend? Two completely unrelated things lumped together to get your attention Still here? Well just listen.
56:51
October 23, 2020
#38 - Just @ Me! -The Monday Minisode
#38 - Just @ Me! -The Monday Minisode
It's Monday and it's time to chat shit and not get banged! It's your Monday Minisode!
28:35
October 19, 2020
#77 - For Me, It's When Andy Said The Condom Burst!!
#77 - For Me, It's When Andy Said The Condom Burst!!
YO!! The moment you have all been waiting for, Andy finally let's his guard down. Don't even read this description, just LISTEN!
53:14
October 16, 2020
#37 - The Heartbreak Hotel - The Monday Minisode
#37 - The Heartbreak Hotel - The Monday Minisode
Mondays are for random chats and stupidity. We are Mondays and Monday are us.
32:42
October 12, 2020
#76 - Lions Eat Alone.
#76 - Lions Eat Alone.
Andy is the MVP when it comes to cheating, that's all you need to know. The lads discuss monogamy and whether or not you can be friends with you Ex's new boyfriend. However, the crucial question is, what does any of this have to do with Lions? Guess you'll have to listen.
51:16
October 09, 2020
#36 - Do You Believe In Ghosts? - The Monday Minisode
#36 - Do You Believe In Ghosts? - The Monday Minisode
Laid back convo with your peeps today, from clubs, to covid, to ghosts to Donald Trump, this is a snapshot of the weekend just gone. Just 3 friends chopping it up.
28:58
October 05, 2020
#75 No Plan, Just Vibes
#75 No Plan, Just Vibes
The conversation ranges from which bank is best to bank with to Trump and Biden and everywhere in between. We also holla at all our Nigerian fam! Enjoy
44:41
October 02, 2020
#35 We Are Free, The Bars Are Open! - The Monday Minisode
#35 We Are Free, The Bars Are Open! - The Monday Minisode
The lads discuss the shortening of the curfew, the re-emergence of night life and why there is no covid in Mombasa LOL.
29:13
September 28, 2020
#74 - If I Was A Girl .... And Other Short Stories!
#74 - If I Was A Girl .... And Other Short Stories!
You asked for it, you got it. Ashley joins us on the podcast today and its like she's been here forever. Today we finish the PS5 conversation, G asks what would you do if you woke up as a girl. Andy is finally grilled and Calvin is the slowest Dad at Sports day!
59:55
September 25, 2020
#34 -Mandem, Buy Your Own PS5! - The Monday Mini Sode
#34 -Mandem, Buy Your Own PS5! - The Monday Mini Sode
Simple Edition. Buy You Own PS5.
29:20
September 21, 2020
#73 - I Just Wanna See My Kids :-(
#73 - I Just Wanna See My Kids :-(
The lads are in a good form today and the topics are super diverse. Cardi B and Offset, or is it take off? Whoever was taken off Bad and Boujee LOL .... Anyway, they touch on women who don't let fathers see their kids and G admits to suffering from Imposter Syndrome :-(
01:00:59
September 18, 2020
#33 - Only Ni**a In 1st Class - the Monday Minisode
#33 - Only Ni**a In 1st Class - the Monday Minisode
This week is fire! But then ain't they all? The lads are back in the same studio and it shows!
35:57
September 14, 2020
#32 Who Gave You Permission To Slide Into Our DMs? - The Monday Minisode
#32 Who Gave You Permission To Slide Into Our DMs? - The Monday Minisode
We did! we gave you permission to slide in and slide in you did with all your questions. We answered as many as we could!
58:44
September 12, 2020
#72 - Broke People Need Love Too!
#72 - Broke People Need Love Too!
Have you ever been broke shamed? Do woman ever feel too broke to get into a relationship? G Money loses it all because Drake is doing up drill and Andy talks a lot and says nothing. The lads talk about the Kardashians and mental health, kick back relax and enjoy.
57:01
September 11, 2020
#71 - No Masks, No Love!
#71 - No Masks, No Love!
It's lit today, the topics range from gifting, to sex in the covid era, to fatherhood, to trips to Dubai. The lads are joined by former colleague Neville from Capital FM and Bruce from Dading Differently. Enjoy!
01:11:04
September 04, 2020
#31 - Wakanda Forever!! - The Monday Minisode
#31 - Wakanda Forever!! - The Monday Minisode
We had to celebrate the life of the late Chadwick Boseman. We ask, what did Black Panther mean to you?
31:07
August 31, 2020
#70 How To Marinate Your Housey, The Gospel According To Calvin!!
#70 How To Marinate Your Housey, The Gospel According To Calvin!!
Fire Episode Today, The lads go from Athletics, To Church, To How To Marinate Your Housey. It's A Lot.
52:01
August 28, 2020
#30 - I Went To Day School. I Can't Relate!! (Clap Them Cheeks Part 2) - The Monday Minisode
#30 - I Went To Day School. I Can't Relate!! (Clap Them Cheeks Part 2) - The Monday Minisode
We have an update from the last Episode of "The Mics Are Open" - This time it's about musculature and letting your balls hang ... Plus is it easier to get laid if you're white?
18:44
August 24, 2020
#69 Clap Those Cheeks
#69 Clap Those Cheeks
This is blatantly a misleading title, kinda. It's designed to get you interested in an intelligent podcast. You will be stunned by our intellect on this episode. Disclaimer: This show description was written by the intern.
48:26
August 21, 2020
#29 Poor People Land - The Monday Minisode
#29 Poor People Land - The Monday Minisode
The lads are still trying to hold it together, recording from separate locations. Calvin is mad this week BIG MAD! *Apologies for the audio quality for the 1st 10 mins.
33:14
August 17, 2020
#68 No More Excuses, Hand In Your Homework Now!
#68 No More Excuses, Hand In Your Homework Now!
Calvin set the guys some homework two podcasts ago and finally the day of reckoning is here. This episode is a bit emotional ... Nah, not really LOL
01:01:42
August 14, 2020
#28 - What Do You Call A N***a On A Bike? - The Monday Minisode
#28 - What Do You Call A N***a On A Bike? - The Monday Minisode
This weeks episode is literally off the chains!!!
32:35
August 10, 2020
#67 - Yo 2020, Man Up And Just Send In The Aliens. Let's Finish This Story.
#67 - Yo 2020, Man Up And Just Send In The Aliens. Let's Finish This Story.
Bruh! The topics on this weeks podcast are nuts. We discuss honesty amongst men, Working from home and whether or not the aliens are coming!
53:32
August 07, 2020
#27 - Black Is King, But Bey Ain't Mama Africa. - The Monday Minisode
#27 - Black Is King, But Bey Ain't Mama Africa. - The Monday Minisode
From Beyonce, to Wiley. To GIFs. It's all here today!
25:32
August 03, 2020
#66 - So What If The Kid Ain't Mine? (The Podcast that should never have been made)
#66 - So What If The Kid Ain't Mine? (The Podcast that should never have been made)
This weeks episode is a rambling alcohol fuelled journey that meanders between stroke game, parental responsibility and the need to open up. Mandem, grab a drink and vibe with us!
53:04
July 31, 2020
#26 - If Your Mom In Law Has Tattoos, She Gets The Front Seat! - The (Late) Monday Minisode
#26 - If Your Mom In Law Has Tattoos, She Gets The Front Seat! - The (Late) Monday Minisode
Better late than never, the discussion today ranges from getting your hustle on during Covid, to Mom in laws, Wiley and Anti Semitism. Mad ting!
36:50
July 28, 2020
NOT THE MONDAY MINISODE
NOT THE MONDAY MINISODE
Just Listen
05:30
July 27, 2020
#65 - Sometimes It's Not About Who Hit It First
#65 - Sometimes It's Not About Who Hit It First
This week the conversation ranges from new money, to whether or not we talk about out achievements enough. The lads also ask, who really has money in this here Nairobi?
40:57
July 24, 2020
#25 - Friends, how many of us have them? - The Monday Minisode
#25 - Friends, how many of us have them? - The Monday Minisode
Do you have real friends? Interesting Conversation this week with the lads
31:13
July 20, 2020
#64 - Sextoy Shopping
#64 - Sextoy Shopping
Mandem, would you go shopping for sextoys with your partner. How would you feel if she bought a 9 inch vibrator ... This episode is not to be missed.
41:38
July 17, 2020
#24 - Say No To That Will and Jada Type Love - The Monday Minisode
#24 - Say No To That Will and Jada Type Love - The Monday Minisode
There is only really one thing that we can discuss this week. Enjoy!
39:07
July 13, 2020
#63 - BREAKING NEWS! Andy belongs the streets, Finally!!!
#63 - BREAKING NEWS! Andy belongs the streets, Finally!!!
OMG - There is no description to this episode! Finally Andy has ...... well, listen to find out!!!
43:39
July 10, 2020
#23 - I Only Have One Wife! - The Monday Minisode
#23 - I Only Have One Wife! - The Monday Minisode
The President has opened up Nairobi and the guys aren't happy. Andy becomes an Uncle, Calvin disses Will Smith and G has drank half a bottle of gin ....
32:15
July 06, 2020
# 62 - F**k That Woman In Silence!
# 62 - F**k That Woman In Silence!
Of course we speaking about August Alsina and why he is the Villain in Jada and Will's marriage, we also talk about how do you tell a woman that she can't cook. We also chat rubbish.
46:52
July 03, 2020
#22 Ashley Shot Her Shot! - The Monday Minisode!
#22 Ashley Shot Her Shot! - The Monday Minisode!
She sees someone she likes, Ashley shoots her shot. Be Like Ashley. Plus G gets trashed at FIFA and Calvin can't drive!
34:06
June 29, 2020
# 61 - Dating in Nairobi and Other Short Stories!
# 61 - Dating in Nairobi and Other Short Stories!
On this weeks episode, Calvin discovers that Christ is the Rock, Andy plays with G strings and G Money used to visit Prisons ... A lot.
47:03
June 26, 2020
#21 - F - Ck Off With Your Socks! - The Late Monday Minisode
#21 - F - Ck Off With Your Socks! - The Late Monday Minisode
Okay, we are late. At least we ain't pregnant!
35:49
June 23, 2020
#60 - Someone Save Andy, We Need An Intervention!
#60 - Someone Save Andy, We Need An Intervention!
For the first time ever the podcast is asking for an intervention. The Lads actually updated this edition 10 minutes before upload because Andy is .... well, listen to find out. Father, forgive him, he knows not what he does. Also .. SHUT UP ASHLEY!
49:12
June 19, 2020
#20 - I'm Rich Bitch! - The Monday Minisode
#20 - I'm Rich Bitch! - The Monday Minisode
Things you'll learn today 1. Dave Chapelle must be protected at all costs. 2. Non compliant chicks might not meet the crew, but they will find love. 3. Covid aint dead! Confused? So are we.
32:25
June 15, 2020
# 59 - Black, Beautiful and Pissed Off!
# 59 - Black, Beautiful and Pissed Off!
The range of this episode is mad! From Calvin revealing the break up of the Mics Are Open Crew, to G Money venting on race issue and Andy telling us a lot and nothing at the same time! It's Friday and the Mics Are Open!
55:57
June 12, 2020
#19 - Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala and Po - The Monday Minisode
#19 - Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala and Po - The Monday Minisode
Rambo was crap, Commando was average. The Teletubbies were the real heroes!
23:51
June 08, 2020
#58 - Yo, 2020 IS WILD!!
#58 - Yo, 2020 IS WILD!!
The world has gone absolutely mad and the 3 Musketeers are in flipmode! Should we like the people we work with? How are people getting the #BlackLivesMatters twisted? How much is too much exposure and what do you do when a man cries in front of you?
54:34
June 05, 2020
#18 - Do White People Even Get it? - The Monday Minisode
#18 - Do White People Even Get it? - The Monday Minisode
We are living in crazy times and the lads are even crazier. This week we speak about whether or not white people get it and discover that even XVideos can be used for research purposes!
34:17
June 01, 2020
#57 - Meet Me At The Altar In Your White Dress (Calvin's Room)
#57 - Meet Me At The Altar In Your White Dress (Calvin's Room)
There is a lot to talk about this week, some good and a lot of bad. The lads discuss the murder of George Floyd. whether DJ's should be paying to stream music live and Calvin has a surprise announcement.
43:47
May 29, 2020
#17 Do You Want To Be That Guy? The Monday Minisode
#17 Do You Want To Be That Guy? The Monday Minisode
Back after another weekend on lockdown, the lads talk about the city opening up, their first holiday destination and of course, we had to talk about Bounti Killa and Beenie Man.
19:09
May 25, 2020
#56 - 1-800-Dial-A-Dick
#56 - 1-800-Dial-A-Dick
Where do we even start this week? The conversation ranges from R. Kelly, To the Boys Club, to "Are Men shallow?" and everything in between! We also discussing Andy's disturbing Tok Tok Videos
42:09
May 22, 2020
#16 - Keep White People Away From Wildlife - The Monday Minisode
#16 - Keep White People Away From Wildlife - The Monday Minisode
Quick test: What do White People Michael Jordan Hippos All have in common? Listen to find out.
17:49
May 18, 2020
#55 - I Prefer My Nuts Unlicked!
#55 - I Prefer My Nuts Unlicked!
This week is mad! The lads discuss everything with the male sexual ego, Andy has a surprising story and Calvin is proof that the withdrawal technique is flawed ...
50:37
May 15, 2020
#15 - I'm Not A Snitch, Just don't let me see you doing it!
#15 - I'm Not A Snitch, Just don't let me see you doing it!
If your friend breaks the law .... would you snitch? We don't discuss that at all. This is a random podcast title.
23:48
May 11, 2020
#54 - We Belong Together!
#54 - We Belong Together!
The lads are all in the same room and it shows! The convo goes from hot celebrities to toxicity to Mariah Carey .. Kind of. Enjoy!
45:35
May 08, 2020
#14 - I Am Tired Of This Shit - The Monday Minisode
#14 - I Am Tired Of This Shit - The Monday Minisode
Today's Minisode finds G in a dark place and it's nothing to do with Wiz Kid vs Vybz Kartel.
28:21
May 04, 2020
#53 Are We Still Kissing?
#53 Are We Still Kissing?
This week the lads delve into post covid "relations" (Note: Not relationships LOL) - Andy tells G he's paranoid, Calvin talks about how wack he thinks Linkd In is and G ponders cash flows, Post Covid.
41:19
May 01, 2020
#13 - "I don't really miss you, I'm just horny"
#13 - "I don't really miss you, I'm just horny"
Have you sent that "I miss you bighead" text to your ex yet?
16:56
April 27, 2020
#52 - Are you still waiting for us to break up?
#52 - Are you still waiting for us to break up?
Episode 52!!! One whole year of podcast and the lads are exuberant. The conversation ranges from the corona response to how many lives we men have ruined. You will also learn that your pet belongs to the streets!
41:33
April 24, 2020
#12 Fam, you can't call my Mom by her first name!
#12 Fam, you can't call my Mom by her first name!
The lads are back with nothing but banter, the discussion ranges from ambulances to staying at home to Calvins Mom!
27:59
April 20, 2020
#51 - The Day Andy Made it Rain!
#51 - The Day Andy Made it Rain!
Social distancing and stay at home orders have kept the lads apart for over a month but somehow the podcasts keep coming. This week the lads discuss politicians and how messed up they are. G narrates his dramatic Houseparty app experience, Calvin goes deep on the effects of financial effects of Covid and Andy is almost washed away in a flood!
37:08
April 17, 2020
#11 Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? - The Monday Minisode
#11 Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? - The Monday Minisode
Against all odds the lads bring you the latest episode from 3 separate locations. The talk goes from Corona House Parties, to finances and ends with a bang for Calvin .. maybe ....
22:44
April 13, 2020
#50 - We are in ISO-LOTION!!!
#50 - We are in ISO-LOTION!!!
This week it's all jokes, the lads discuss Corona scammers, dry spells and Quarantine radio!
34:40
April 10, 2020
#10 - Distant Podcasters! - The Monday Minisode
#10 - Distant Podcasters! - The Monday Minisode
The lads are on form today and CORONA isn't mentioned even ONCE!
18:29
April 06, 2020
#49 Corona Lite, Corona Malt, Corona Stout!
#49 Corona Lite, Corona Malt, Corona Stout!
The Lads are back from 3 separate locations and the conversation loosely focus around the new reality that the Corona Virus has created. They discuss their salary cuts, Andy's celibacy and Calvin's teeth brushing regimen. G sounds like he's tired of everything. Sometimes deep, sometimes shallow but a great listen
43:15
April 03, 2020
#09 - F-*k Dem Kids! - The Monday Minisode
#09 - F-*k Dem Kids! - The Monday Minisode
From Kids, to nudes and everything in between! This is your Monday Minisode!!
15:33
March 30, 2020
#48 - Covid 19 will make me better!
#48 - Covid 19 will make me better!
The world is on lockdown and the lads are in a sober mood. How will Covid 19 affect your life, they discuss it this week.
30:53
March 28, 2020
#08 - Stay Home, Stay Safe - Stay The F--k Away From Me - The Monday Minisode
#08 - Stay Home, Stay Safe - Stay The F--k Away From Me - The Monday Minisode
This weeks Monday Minisode is LATE so we doubled the nonsense and it's now a whopping 20 minutes long. The lads discuss Corona sex and why Fapping is now safe sex.
18:36
March 23, 2020
#47 - It's Not Quarantine, We Just Don't like You!
#47 - It's Not Quarantine, We Just Don't like You!
Corona is here and G Money discovers his co-hosts have been hiding something from him. The lads are in fine form today and they break down everything from Usher's song about hitting it raw to how to stay safe.
39:10
March 20, 2020
#07 Fake G Exposed!! - The Monday Minisode
#07 Fake G Exposed!! - The Monday Minisode
Another Monday Morning Rocket - By the way .. why is G always in West Africa?
11:22
March 16, 2020
#46 Cheating Cured My Anxiety!!
#46 Cheating Cured My Anxiety!!
It's another edition of Nairobi's freshest podcast. G Money is in West Africa, Lagos to be precise and joins the lads remotely. This week we discuss how social media is leading to people being miserable. The lads also discuss Bill Clinton's remedy for anxiety and whether G has a family in West Africa
37:08
March 13, 2020
#06 - We Love The Police - The Monday Minisode
#06 - We Love The Police - The Monday Minisode
We all have those stories of encounters with the Police. Today the lads chop it up about their experiences with the feds.
11:17
March 09, 2020
#45 No Rubbers, but you're wearing a face mask.
#45 No Rubbers, but you're wearing a face mask.
The Lads are 50/50  today, 50 percent smart and 50 Per cent stupid. They drop some life jewels about getting more out of life! This episode is dedicated to the Memory of Tony Onyango - RIP
46:09
March 06, 2020
#05 - Who Can Give Up Pum Pum For Lent? - The Monday Minisode
#05 - Who Can Give Up Pum Pum For Lent? - The Monday Minisode
10 MINS TO KICK START YOUR MONDAY!! ALL CAPS!
10:50
March 02, 2020
#44 - What The F - -k Is A Sister Wife???
#44 - What The F - -k Is A Sister Wife???
This week its LIT!! G Money reveals what a "sister wife" is to the horror of Andy and Calvin. The lads discuss women marking their territories and of course THE CORONA VIRUS
45:43
February 28, 2020
#04 - We survived Syphillis, WTF is Corona? - The Monday Minisode
#04 - We survived Syphillis, WTF is Corona? - The Monday Minisode
Do you know about the Tuskagee Syphillis Experiment? Well if you don't you gon' learn TODAY! Another crazy Monday Minisode!
09:58
February 24, 2020
#43 - Nobody's Wife Is Safe.
#43 - Nobody's Wife Is Safe.
There's a new podcast record time and the lads aren't happy. Andy takes off his shirt to flex his imaginary six pack, Calvin tells us about cheat codes for single parents and G Money saves a friends marriage .. kinda.
39:44
February 21, 2020
#03 Where has all the Viagra gone? - The Monday Minisode
#03 Where has all the Viagra gone? - The Monday Minisode
The lads are back with your Monday Minisode. Today they discuss plastic surgery in Kenya and the shortage of Viagra in Nairobi.
10:10
February 17, 2020
#42 - Andy has left the building and now we all need therapy :-(
#42 - Andy has left the building and now we all need therapy :-(
The lads aren't happy today. It was announced that Andy would be leaving their morning show and it sparked a conversation about appreciation and how we handle change. Andy reveals what keeps him up at night and Calvin and G come to the realisation that it's just them again.
35:09
February 14, 2020
#02 Dead Presidents - The Monday Minisode
#02 Dead Presidents - The Monday Minisode
Time to kickstart your Monday with a small small injection of Madness. The Monday mini-sode this week touches on Moi's funeral and why Ruaka needs to be destroyed! Enjoy!
10:04
February 10, 2020
#41 The Triple P Edition (Pum-Pum, Porn and Positivity!!)
#41 The Triple P Edition (Pum-Pum, Porn and Positivity!!)
Back like we never left, this week the lads discuss whether they should be paying for Uber to import the gyaldem. We also touch on Kenyan porn use and end up with supreme wisdom from the ODB. It's a roller coaster! So strap in LOL
39:15
February 07, 2020
#40 Corona Can't Stop Us!
#40 Corona Can't Stop Us!
There's so much happening in the world right now and the 3 musketeers need to break it all down. This week the lads talk about the Corona virus, How tall Jesus was, underage preachers and Andy's Mom (who's HOT!! - Check his instagram)
34:03
January 31, 2020
#01 Smoke and Mirrors - The Monday Mini-sode
#01 Smoke and Mirrors - The Monday Mini-sode
As promised the lads debut their Monday Mini-sode. It's like a snack to keep you going till Friday's edition of the Mics are Open.
10:29
January 27, 2020
#39 - Don't Leave Your Mom Around Me, True Player for real ...
#39 - Don't Leave Your Mom Around Me, True Player for real ...
The lads are in fine form today. G Money asks Calvin if he would accept him as a father in law, Calvin's toe sucking comes back to haunt him and Andy is considered a dark horse. Plus which country in Africa has the worst looking chicks?
44:12
January 24, 2020
#38 - Witch Doctor Vs Which Doctor
#38 - Witch Doctor Vs Which Doctor
The boys go DEEP today and discuss everything from witch craft to men faking it .... financially. Calvin's mum is in the gym, G Money doesn't believe in black magic and Andy agreed with everyone LOL
36:14
January 17, 2020
#37 - Choke The Monkey Before World War 3
#37 - Choke The Monkey Before World War 3
This weeks conversation ranges from hoodies to porn, Prince Harry to Pum Pum. G Money says he isn't afraid of World War 3, Andy hates porn and Calvin is mad about sleeping at your in laws house.
43:17
January 10, 2020
#36 Lingerie in the Living Room
#36 Lingerie in the Living Room
This week the show comes from 2 cities. Nairobi and Accra. The lads discuss the festive season turn up and ask if people are really living in the moment. Calvin wants to rename January and And finds lingerie in G's living room ...
34:54
January 03, 2020
#35 Before I Got High
#35 Before I Got High
It's Christmas and the guys are in good form. Calvin discusses his Christmas Meal, Andy is facing a moral dilemma and G is laughing - A LOT - About the title, remember that famous song by Afro-Man? Well these guys had planned to record a podcast, but then .............
32:44
December 27, 2019
#34 We Belong To the Streets!!
#34 We Belong To the Streets!!
Pre Christmas Madness with your crazy trio. Andy is naked in Ashley's house at 3am, Calvin belongs to the streets and G Money has to pick up a cheque by 12pm ... Random
36:27
December 20, 2019
#33 - Your Mom's Hot!
#33 - Your Mom's Hot!
This week the lads celebrate the milestone of hitting 100000 streams. Calvin talks about care packages and good guys finishing last, G Money is brexit focused and talks about almost becoming a muslim and Andy wants to save more. Plus the usual banter!
45:38
December 13, 2019
#32 "I Love You, I Just Can't Say It!"
#32 "I Love You, I Just Can't Say It!"
This week the gang wants you to know that they love you, the problem is, they don't know how to say it. We talk about toxic masculinity and how there's so much we need to unlearn.
39:12
December 06, 2019
#31 Bitch Better Have My Money!!
#31 Bitch Better Have My Money!!
This week episode see the lads talking about how life has made all of us "internet content" - Summer Bunnies are told that they best have money when they come home this December!!
31:49
November 29, 2019
#30 "I Wouldn't Smash Your Ex ........ But"
#30 "I Wouldn't Smash Your Ex ........ But"
This week it's a mix of real life and fuckery. G is pissed off about a work email, Calvin is examining his Body Count Profit and Loss for 2019. Andy is playing with his balls ... basketballs. Enjoy!
37:38
November 22, 2019
#29 "I promise!! I'm Not A Hoe!! I just have commitment issues"
#29 "I promise!! I'm Not A Hoe!! I just have commitment issues"
The lads are back at it and this weeks podcast goes to some unexpected places. G Money is on the bench with Calvin and Andy playing psychiatrist. The conversation veers from dreams, to commitment issues to John Legends light "skinnedness" - You might learn something here. Stick around.
39:14
November 15, 2019
#28 "You've Never Been Faithful, why start now?"
#28 "You've Never Been Faithful, why start now?"
This weeks conversation goes from the intelligent to the banal .. as usual. G Money fresh from reading Things Fall Apart thinks he is Okonkwo. Andy knows the prices of dildos and Calvin wonders if he could be a second husband. Right.
39:54
November 08, 2019
#27 "Redeem Those Pum Pum Bonus Points"
#27 "Redeem Those Pum Pum Bonus Points"
This week finds the lads in a reflective mood. G Money drops a story that no one saw coming ... Calvin takes on dating women with kids and Andy is nervous about becoming an Uncle. This is the most vulnerable episode EVER!.
47:55
November 01, 2019
#26 Missionary Position Vs Backshot - A True Love Story
#26 Missionary Position Vs Backshot - A True Love Story
Everyone has been asking what happened to last week's episode .. Well we tell no lies here, listen to find out the truth. The lads are in good form today. Andy is still freaky, Calvin is still real and G Money is still broke.
43:40
October 25, 2019
#25 "If I didn't fap I could move mountains!"
#25 "If I didn't fap I could move mountains!"
This weeks episode is NUTS! The lads embark on conversations that move from whether Jesus had hoes for friends to what we could achieve if we didn't choke the monkey. Calvin tells us about his Mom's boyfriend and Andy is blowing peoples backs out. G Money asks when should you stop having sex .. Random as FUCK.
38:03
October 11, 2019
#24 "You can't use my toothbrush!"
#24 "You can't use my toothbrush!"
This week the lads talk about whether it's politically correct to kiss after getting head. Andy wants to know how ladies feel when they have an orgasm, Calvin goes IN and G Money says don't use my razor to shave your pum pum ... Are you confused? So are we. Enjoy!
42:52
October 04, 2019
#23 "Wait 16 months for Pum Pum? - Are you mad?"
#23 "Wait 16 months for Pum Pum? - Are you mad?"
This week the lads are up to their usual madness. Calvin announces his body count ... Andy wants "dirty talk" an