Contemplative Trucker

Win an Ultimate Ears Boom speaker in the Pick 3 Celebrity Challenge! (Not joking.) Also in this all college football episode: Which whore best personifies the Texas #Longhorns? Lose 10 lbs before kickoff diet update. Mississippi State discussion. #hailstate #CFB

Topics: Bear Mommas; White people germs; Bo Mountaineering adventures; Man Purses

Topics: Bo Update, Canada immigration crisis, Grandfather’s axe. Is RATT a real band? Cooler take on #CFBplayoff .

Recorded June 3, 2021. Topics: Escape from Vegas, Synthetic Cat Pee, Empathy vs Logic, “Be Kind” Mulligan.

Bo congratulates Big 12 Commissioner for expanding the BS in his 12 team playoff proposal to be voted on June 22, and claims he can draft better proposal with a napkin and Crayon. #CFBplayoff

Topics: -Which casinos are the best? -Skunky weed tricycles. -Bo’s date with a hippie.

Topics: Bo Update, Vegas cheap hotel reviews, possessed horn, Vegas marital advice.

Topics: Bo’s take on podcast growth, California population decline, College Football, Two star protest polka experience. Photo Credit: gcmenezes

Over-honest Bumble profile update, most arrogant CFB fan bases, and Covid virgins.

Who would you trust with your kids during a zombie apocalypse? Jenner or Markle? Plus McComb style fence jumping.

How would the 2017 CFB season have played out in an alternate universe where the postseason actually makes sense? Awesomely. That’s how. #cfbplayoffs #collegefootball #expandedplayoffs #ucfknights

Can you guess the song? And can Ollie get this episode to publish on Spotify?

Day and night, Cool Covers are fun. (Especially for Ollie in Anchor Support.)

What would expanded playoff have been like in 2016? And Bo throws an entire passel of college football podcasts under the bus for lazy analysis, especially Stewart Mandel and Dan Wetzel. #CFBplayoff #collegefootball

College football fans, don’t let meatheads control the narrative. This 20 team playoff model makes a surprising amount of sense. #collegefootball #CFBPlayoff

From Haines Junction, Yukon. In this episode: Steele Glacier moves almost as fast as dress sizes, and men vanity sizing is a sign of our impending doom.

Wildlife encounters in the North. After declaring the importance of short episodes, Bo records a long one. The topic? Being neurotic. #apropros

Anchorage bound with mattresses. Inspired by viral Chihuahua post, Bo considers updating his Bumble profile.

NSFW tale of woe and misery.

Oregon saves me from booger medicine. Meghan Markle insults.

Interesting way to waste more of my life perhaps?