Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)
By Curtis Charles and Justy Boy
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Jun 03, 2020
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This episode contains another installment of the new segment Synompsis. And you know we had to talk a little huss since the Kentucky Derby just happened. We also have an incredible Apedate!
I Intend to Eat Every Hole
Justy Boy brought us some Missed Connections to chew on! We also have some interesting news to discuss and we tasked A.I. with making The Shaggs' "My Pal Foot Foot" lyrics into a good song. The results are very interesting!
Melissa Pulls the Plug (She Loves It)
Yearbook Bios are back with a vengeance, and so is Cowpoke Poetry! Please enjoy responsibly.
Fundus & Brein
There's a new segment in town... it's called Where Are They Now? and in this installment, we're discussing what happened to "Hey Arnold!" characters after the show ended. Then, we have some very interesting Googie Reviewbies runnin' buckwild!
Bro Loads
I'll be your dick baby.
We got Pervert Proverbs and a new segment called News 2: The Sequel to the News. Also, a little eclipse conspiracy talk!
Down with the Thickness
Guess what! Fundiferous Rex is here with us and he's spilling all his beans about ghost, among other things. I Love This Business is also making an appearance, so check it out, why don't ya?!
A Street Cone Named Desire
Hope you like CONE!
We're trying on some new segments this episode, and I think we have some winners: Fact or Fistin' and Viewer Reviewer. We also have a new prank phone call!
You Cannot Body Slam Flip Acre
After a little Googie Reviewbie action, we have a brand new edition of Groff the Chain!
1,000% Spaghetti Boys
Making a Muscle Boy is here to rock your world! In other news, we got Rodeo Rhymes. Enjoy!
Beyond the Freak Bin
We've got a real stand-out show for y'all here, so get into it! There are trucks, Oscar movie synopses and some Rob Zombie freakery. Thanks for listening!
Crocodile Dun-DID
This one's really good, don't miss it. Justy Boy is back and we're looking at Yearbook Photos, The Book of 2 Chainz, Bigfoot Update, and some amazing A.I. Songs!
Juice Box Mafia
Fractal Ballsack
This one's got Pervert Proverbs AND Googie Reviewbies, soooooo......
Rippin' Dicks & Drinkin' Gravy
Tumbleweed Earth begins! The Goth with No Name, Tango the dick-ripping gladiator, and Jesse Ventura as Hank are drinkin' gravy with mutant children. Coming soon to a theater near you!
Here's to Nazgath, Satan
Backmasking is back and slangin' smack! We also try on a new segment: Hey, Foot Girl.
Thanks for listening!
Cocaine Pizza
This episode contains some incredible A.I.-generated music from our very good lyrics. Don't miss it! There's also a guessing game involving aging punks and politicians. Enjoy!
Exquisite Glimpse
This is a good one...
Witness the birth of TUMBLEWEED EARTH!
We have some questions to answer and a real nice batch of Missed Connections. Also, some very interesting news articles are covered. Thanks for listening!
Brothers in Cum
Big Dang Dutch Takes on the Goo Child
Don't miss this one, we've got Umpdate! We've got A.I songs! We've got a prank phone call! And our main event is a new variation of Making a Muscle Boy! Exclamation point!
Buck 'n' Rut
You folks huckin' butt or what?
We've got some Yearbook Bios leftover from Justy Boy's senior class and a selection of Tindergarten Cops submissions. But first, we must discuss truck... TRUCKDATE!
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Titans of Pangea
Suno AI takes center stage as we use it to create some true musical masterpieces. Also, get ready for a very special Brain War and part one of Justy Boy's graduating class of 2008's Senior Bios!
Road Boy's Mixture
Tindergarten Cops is out, POF Cops is in!
Also, stick around till the end for a couple fresh prank phone calls.
DOUG'S DREAM VISITOR (Bluffington Season 4)
Join us on our very special 300th episode to discuss Bluffington season 3! We top it off with some absolutely stellar PornHub comments in a Pervert Proverbs you won't want to miss.
Thanks so much for listening!
Finger Pete Fingers That Buck!
Get ready for some instant classic Googie Reviewbies! But first, we must discuss "Pure Moods" and adult contemporary music (whatever that means). We also have a real nice installment of The Book of 2 Chainz, just for you! And don't forget to stick around for some more Impressions We Can't Do.
Cinnamon & Fish
We have many little things on the menu today, but first... HORSE-KU.
Spike-Titted Woman
This one is really good, you're gonna love it. We have Tough Guy Poetry, Mumpdate, and Can I Aks You A Quession B?, among other things that'll knock your socks off, guaranteed!
Thanks for listening!
Beach Milf
A.I. Dungeon is back along with Chatbot Poetry! Justy Boy has some Boston Missed Connections, too. Also, an introduction to the country nu-metal of Ryan Jesse... gross.
Electric Head
Prepare to enter the Zombie Zone! We're gonna try our darndest to figure out what the heck Rob Zombie is saying in the White Zombie song "More Human Than Human." Also, we have some of the greatest Pervert Proverbs of all time in this episode!
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Conquering The Worm
We're back in the spooky groove and Mr. Bob Zombie's lyrics will really make you think! We have a Halloween mashup song and we come up with some pitches for new Goosebumps. Then we top it all off with some EVPs as we speak into The Portal.
And here's the "Doug Kids" image mentioned in the episode:
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Best Goofs! (Ep. 201 - 235)
Curtis got sick and couldn't record, so here's a "best of" episode to hold you over until next week's episode (which will be glorious). Enjoy!
Jesusween
No more Halloween, it's dark-sided! We're officially endorsing Jesusween. We're also watching Doug and Are You Afraid of the Dark?, you wanna join?
Egg Type Beat
Chris "Milkman" is with us today and we're checking out the senior bios in the yearbook for his graduating class of 2007! We also have some exceptional Buttermans to share and Justy Boy delivers a beautiful poem about egg.
Semi-Hard Life
Justy Boy brought some instant classic Missed Connections to share and Curtis brough some exceptional Googie Reviewbies. All that and more in this bombshell episode of the Cool Parents Podcast!
Da Meg
Listen as we attempt (and mostly fail) to do a whole bunch of impressions! We also have The Book of 2 Chainz and a whole lotta jazzzzz, baby!
Wet Sicko In A Pit Of Gout
Today, we are joined by Dave from the Cryptid Cocktail Party podcast! He has a crazy story about hovering slimes or something. We also have a new mashup song, a deep ocean mystery, mummy talk, and finally we have isolated vocals to decipher (for Colby's band Lanterns Last Light).
Some alternate titles for this episode are:
- Torque Rench X
- Mega Do Not Do
- Cleopatra's Fart
- Four-Legged Dad
- In Your Veins, I Dare Not Fart
- The Pain Is A Baby
- Chinotaur
Bucket Full of Beaks
Hosstory is back and so is I Love This Business! Now go on, listen!
The Gurgler
Here's a big one, folks! We have a Making A Muscle Boy for the ages, as well as some backwards Creed for us to scan for Satans.
Spontaneous Human Mummification
Ever heard of a show called "UFO Cowboys" on the Roku Channel? You're gonna want to check this out.
There are also some Pervert Proverbs and a Mumpdate in here, sooooo....
Brotherhood of the Traveling Wranglers
A.I. is gonna wreck the world, oh nooooo! Or is it?
It's not. In other news, Dave Matthews Band had an accident...
The main event: Yearbook Quotes from Y2K!
Shotgunning Ghosts with Ryan Cultrera
We're joined today by filmmaker and all-around great fella Ryan Cultrera! We discuss his time working with the one-and-only Nick Groff (ghost hunter formerly of Ghost Adventures, presently of Death Walker) and get a little inside scoop on Zak Bagans.
Check out PolterGuys, it's almost Ghostober!
Yesterday's Beef
Get familiar with the Massachusetts area roast beef scene as well as John Cena's Boston rap song "Beantown" in a new Tough Guy Poetry! Then, we have some Googie Reviewbies and Clickbait Headlines for your listening pleasure.
Truckchild
Tindergarten Cops is back and the main event is a new segment in which we craft a song from A.I.-generated lyrics in real time!
Clump
Justy Boy brought some segments including Jabroni Jamboree and Missed Connections. We also dip into the question bag for a round of Can I Axe You A Question, B?
Piss Rituals
More piss talk than usual in this one. Plus, some Pervert Proverbs and a little Mad Libs.
A Whole Lotta Mama
Googie Reviewbies are headlining this episode! There's also some Chatbot Poetry (lyrics written by ChatGPT) and a new song mashup involving Disturbed's "Stupify."
Durst Trap (My Queefing Skeleton)
I hope you like Jesse Ventura and cowboy talk... This one's fully loaded, like a big baked potato! There's even a bit of I Love This Business and some talk about Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit. Please enjoy responsibly.
I Am The Bee
BEWARE: Contains many mummy. If you are approached by mummy, DO NOT give the mummy the jewel.
BoBo
Armageddon Twinkles
Groff the Chain is back, along with a surprising update on Nick Groff's exit from Ghost Adventures! In other news: Pervert Proverbs.
Mummy Nun
We solved the mystery of the Mummy Nun. We also have a special visitor, a Time Witch, to tell us about out moons. Just listen, it'll make sense. Maybe...