Copulators Die First
By Copulators Die First
Ash and Nick are life-long friends (and homosexuals) obsessed with horror movies and everything creepy/crazy/cool! Every other week they'll feature a new scary movie that will be examined from their gay perspectives while they read that film to filth! Nothing and no one is safe - especially those horny teenagers! On the off weeks, they'll bring you Paranormal Pansies - a rainbow-colored examination of the macabre and paranormal!
So - grab some popcorn, lock all your doors, and prepare to be entertained! Love, your big, gay uncles! (tongue pop)
Copulators Die FirstNov 09, 2020
68: PENIS EXPLOSION!? (The Mortuary Collection, 2019)
67: Zoom Seance (Host, 2020)
66: Evil Home Owners Association (Spiral, 2019)
Ash and Nick are back! Finally! With Spooky Season already well underway, they catch up and dive into a new episode about a new Shudder Original for your hearing pleasure. (Not sponsored by Shudder, but hit us up BBs!)
65: Just A Bunch Of Massholes (Session 9, 2001)
The boo crew is back and discussing Session 9! Ash & Nick have an impromptu but completely necessary therapy session, they reminisce on life before the pandemic, and they wonder - truly wonder - if Chinese food is any good in the greater Massachusetts area. All this and more on this week's episode of CDF!
64: Space Hellraiser (Event Horizon, 1997)
The Ghouls are back discussing 1997's weird time in space - Event Horizon. It's like Hellraiser, but in space!
63: Backyard Bunghole (The Gate, 1987)
62: Just Checking In
We're back with an update episode during these stressful times. No movie, just an important conversation.
61: What is Even Reality? (Cabin Fever, 2002)
60: The Black Plague
59: What Day Is It? (Tourist Trap, 1979)
58: Weird NJ
Sorry for the short hiatus but things have been CRAZY over here at CDF. Big news: Paranormal Pansies is coming over to CDF as a permanent biweekly rainbow-colored paranormal fixture. This week, listen in to the latest Paranormal Pansies topic!
57: The Witching Hour (Ft. Bree NicGarran)
56: Wendy's For Breakfast (Cabin In The Woods, 2011)
55: A Real Judy Talk (Dolls, 1987) feat. Caleb from Horror Soup Podcast!
54: Human Pudding (Hellraiser, 1987)
53: Death Drop Gorgeous! (Spookies, 1986)
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52: Ham Good (The Exorcist, 1973)
CDF 51: I Can Feel All My Pores (New Year’s Evil, 1980)
CDF 50: Weird Christmas (Santa's Slay, 2005)
CDF 49: Is That What We Just Watched? (Gingerdead Man, 2005)
CDF 48: Something's Wrong With Nana (The Visit, 2015)
CDF 47: Consumerism & Lasers (Chopping Mall, 1986)
CDF 46: Kill The Turkey (Thankskilling, 2009)
CDF 45: Ring My Bell (The Autopsy of Jane Doe, 2016)
CDF 44: Uncomfortable Film (Orphan, 2009)
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Hey, pumpkins! Nick here with a few spooky announcements on our high holy day of Halloween! Also, enjoy my self-indulgent antics! :)
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CDF 43: The Boogeyman (Halloween, 1978)
CDF 42: Always Check Your Candy! (Trick 'r Treat, 2009)
On this third week of Homoween, Ash and Nick take a look at one of their absolute favorite movies of all time - horror or not! Nick does his best to give the performance of a lifetime as he dramatically reads the IMDB synopsis (with tangents and opinions inserted occasionally - duh). He's available for all types of voice over work - commercials, important announcements, Moviefone guy replacement, sassy GPS voice, etc.! In addition to that, we have a super special TREAT in store for you, pumpkins! Take a listen and find out what we have for you! No tricks! We promise!