Cork Taint
By Cork Taint
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Cork TaintApr 25, 2024
Tso'ok Rum
For something a bit different this week, Read Spear and Carlos Mendez Blas of Tso'ok Rum join us to talk about an amazing spirit that conveys terroir unlike anything else. This isn't regular rum made from molasses, it's made from fresh sugar cane juice. It's fascinating stuff that doesn't resemble anything we've had before! Give the episode a listen and go find a bottle! For more information, check out https://www.tsookrum.com/ and https://www.realmezcal.com/
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Patreon UNLOCKED: The New French Wine Review Part 2
One of those "tell us how you really feel" type of episodes. Tune in to find out exactly how much of a fucking piece of garbage this book is, part 2. For more bonus episodes like this, sign up at Patreon.com/CorkTaint
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Antonio Vallana!
Francis Fogarty, sixth generation winemaker of Antonio Vallana, one of the greatest producers in Italy (and the world!), explains the geological and winemaking history of Alto Piemonte, as well as how both the geology and soil influence the wines! For the second part of the conversation where we discuss the geneaology of grape varieties in Piedmont, and FREE access to all of the maps and diagrams we mention on this episode, visit Patreon.com/CorkTaint!
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Martinelli Vineyards and Winery!
Tessa Gorsuch, 5th Generation Estate Director of Martinelli Vineyards and Winery, joins us for a fascinating conversation about their incredible Pinot Noirs, Chardonnays, Zinfandels, as well as their meticulous farming and winemaking practices! Give it a listen and visit https://martinelliwinery.com/ to learn more about them, purchase some of their delicious wines, and sign up for their mailing list! And sign up at Patreon.com/Corktaint for a full list of tasting notes from the wines we drank this episode, plus bonus episodes!
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Hedges Family Estate! featuring Sarah Goedhart
Sarah Goedhart, head winemaker of Hedges Family Estate, joins us for a fantastic discussion about their history, farming, array of wines (especially their delicious syrahs), and much more! Also, visit HedgesFamilyEstate.com and use discount code "CORKTAINT" to recieve 20% off your order! The discount code will be valid through the end of March, so use it while it lasts! And for a full list of tasting notes from the wines we discussed, visit and sign up at Patreon.com/Corktaint!
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Value Still Exists in Burgundy: Interview with Max Kogod
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CMS vs WSET
We discuss the differences between the two major wine certifications: Court of Master Sommeliers (CMS) and Wine & Spirit Education Trust (WSET). What they're good for, what they're definitely NOT good for, why people do them, why you should or shouldn't do them, etc. Tune in and enjoy!
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Why Are Somms (kinda the worst?) Part 2 of 1000: Maria Also Hates Them (Part 2 of 2)
Part 2 of our fantastic episode with very special guest and fan of the show: Maria (pourdecisions_somm)!!! We continue the conversation and discuss some pretty insane aspects of the marketing-side of the business. If you haven't listened to part 1, go check it out now! Thanks guys
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Our Most Consistent Episode Yet: No Cork Taint
We're very fortunate to have Yoann Canovas, Technical Sales Manager for DIAM-Vivelys North America, join us on this week's episode to discuss all things DIAM! How they're made, what function they serve, their sustainability, durability, utility, and efficacy. Tune in to learn all about it!
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The New French Wine: A Postmodern Book Review Part 1
This episode is part 1 of our multi-rant series about Jon Bonne's highly-praised book, The New French Wine. Spoiler Alert: We really did not like it. Tune in to find out why.
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Drink EZ Juice, not White Claw
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Tasting Notes
We got an all-meat episode today talking about tasting notes. Why you should be taking them, why you shouldn't be taking them, when you should be taking them, when you shouldn't be taking them, do you think the intro would have been funnier if we said it was written by Obama, etc etc.
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19 Mother Truckin Grave Digger Crimes
We got none other than Big John from Slik Wines joinin us this episode to talk about why wine is getting less serious and why it matters. I'll be honest, it may be our best one yet. Give it a listen and check out SlikWines.com for some fantastic educational wine content, then follow them on instagram at @SlikWines
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Why Are Somms (kinda the worst?) Part 2 of 1000: Maria Also Hates Them (Part 1 of 2)
Bandol Wine and the Magic of Mourvedre: An interview with the Author
Professor and wine writer Andrew James joins for a fantastic discussion about his newest book: Bandol Wine and the Magic of Mourvedre! Tune in to learn about the fascinating region, their culture, and the special wines they make. Follow him on Instagram at @andywine2021 and check out his book:
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Ode to Grenache Part 69: Gigondas
We drank fantastically delicious bottles of 2013 Domaine les Pallieres Gigondas Terraces Du Diable!! We hope you enjoy it as much as we did this wine. Fuck man, this wine is so good. If you like this and want to throw us a couple bucks to keep this going, check out patreon.com/corktaint. Thanks guys
KEEP HER NAME OUTTA YA MOUTH
Mystery guest who shall remain unnamed discusses fundamental wine knowledge and how to run a wine tasting. It is very good wine-related content you should listen to it now and give us moneys at patreon.com/corktaint
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Virginia Robbie
We got Robbie of Podere Piccolo (@Podere_Piccolo), Virginia's finest fine wine producer making Cabernet Franc on par with the best Loire stuff, on the show to discuss minimalist winegrowing, farming, sustainability, the Virginia wine scene, and much much more! Give it a listen now and sign up for even more fantastic content at Patreon.com/CorkTaint
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Catsup Wine Baby
I know we've been gone for a little while so we're catchin everybody up on cool stuff we've had recently. Roulot Meursault, Didier Fornerol, Fancy Chateauneuf, the list goes on. Check it out.
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IPNC 2023!!!
We got a real comprehensive review of this year's 2023 International Pinot Noir Celebration! Featuring wines from Simon Bize, Kosta Browne, Henri Giraud, Domaine Dujac, Felton Road, loads of great Oregon producers, and many more!!
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Baby wants to suck wine out of the proper stemware
We talk about stemware, which glasses are best for certain wines, whether it's all a gigantic scam, and if you're better off slurping wine out of your filthy disgusting hands
Somebody please for the love of christ make us a Dennis Hopper/ Michael Douglas Blue Velvet mashup
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Answers to Questions You're TOO SCARED to ask!!!
We answer questions about wine shopping, production, vintage variation and the stupid french language that 99% of people don't wanna ask but also don't usually know the answer to
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Petrus: Honestly? Pretty Meh
Yea man I got to try Petrus. Some 1959 Chateau Montrose, 2015 Olivier Bernstein Chambertin Clos de Beze, 2013 Roulot Bourgogne Blanc, Berstein Clos de Beze, and much more you just gotta give it a listen. Wine content starts at 18:14
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We're naturally forced to discuss naturally and forced sparkling wines (AKA PetNat AKA bubbly dog piss)
Man oh man do we have a tasty episode this week: we're talkin PetNat/Petillant Naturel/Méthode Ancestrale and forced carbonation/ Charmat wines! We cover production, why we typically hate them, how often we refuse to drink them, and much more!
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Episode 1776: Madeiraca was fortified on the spirit of being hammered while signing the declaration
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ROMORANTIN: THE MYSTERIOUS SECRET UNKNOWN GRAPE (RoamAroundTownLookingForHotSteamingBurlyHunkyMeatyD
We drank a delicious bottle of 2009 Francois Cazin Cour-Cheverny Cuvee Renaissance. Very tasty and in our understated opinions we have provided you with the best, most informative and transformative conversation concerning this varietal imaginable. Give it a listen sign up for our patreon at:
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Portuguese MasterClass with Lewis Kopman of GK Selections
Lewis Kopman of GK Selections joins us to discuss the fascinating Portuguese wine scene, as well as a Baga-centric discussion featuring wines from Filipa Pato and Luis Pato.
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The Fantastic Finale to our Glorious Gustatory Adventure
Old Sauternes, Rioja, Alsace, Bordeaux, and New Zealand Chardonnay. Excellent stuff check it out. Sign up at patreon.com/corktaint for even better stuff. Thanks guys tell your friends
Blind Tasting part 1 Grand Cru Burgundy Leroy Chateau Grillet Billecart Salmon I promise this isn't clickbait
Part 1 of the most extravagant, over the top blind tastings/ wine dinners to date. This episode we talk about:
- 2007 Billecart Salmon Cuvee Elizabeth
- 2011 Stephane Coquillette Les Cles Blanc dss Noirs
- 1997 Chateau Grillet
- 2019 Domaine des Ardoisieres Quartz
- 2006 Leroy Morey Saint Denis 1er Cru Aux Cheseaux
- 2012 Dugat-Py Gevrey-Chambertin "Cuvee Coeur de Roy"
- 1999 Bruno Clavelier Corton Grand Cru Le Rognet
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DRCequel!!!!
Alright so we didn't actually drink more DRC... BUT we did drink plenty of other delicious things! Including:
- Cristal
- Pol Roger Cuvee Sir Winston Churchill
- 1999 Turley Hayne Vineyard Zinfandel
- 1976 Grgich Zinfandel
- 1983 Tommasi Amarone
- 1962 Bertani Amarone
- 2010 Giuseppe Quintarelli Rosso del Bepi
- AND MORE!
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Wine and Spirits Top 100 Part 1
Part 1 of our review of the Wine and Spirits Top 100 tasting! We went and tried a whole bunch of stuff including Cristal, Musar, Grand Cru Burgundy, Penfolds, Diamond Creek, Ridge Monte Bello, Vega-Sicilia, Guigal, and much more! For the entire review, sign up at patreon.com/corktaint and check out part 2. Thanks guys
- 7:50 Wine Talk Starts
- 8:40 Bollinger
- 14:09 Louis Roederer
- 27:08 Zind-Humbrecht
- 29:45 Robert Weil
- 32:30 Chateau Musar
- 39:50 Tablas Creek
- 42:23 Lucien Le Moine
- 47:10 Louis Jadot Clos Vougeot
Episode 69 Merlotta Fun
This one's a good'n despite the audio getting completely deleted halfway through and us having to redo the episode. Anyway we drank some delicious merlots from Pepper Bridge and L'Ecole No 41. Check it out. Also if you only want wine content, skip to 20:00, you heathen.
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Volatile Acidity: sometimes it works, sometimes it's literally illegal
Another episode in our faultless wine fault series. A lot of good wine-related content in this one. Give er a listen and help support us by signing up at:
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Blind Tasting: Is it worthless?
you WONT BELIEVE what wine we got blinded on!!!!!! TUNE IN TO FIND OUT. Also we talk about blind tasting in general and what it is and isn't good for.
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Derzo Zosage All Wheel Drive
Got some deliciously crisp content about Champagne featuring a beautiful wine from Tarlant. We had a great time
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UNLOCKED EASTER EGG SPECIAL SECRET CONTENT ONLY YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO ACCESS WOW JESUS CHRIST
Yeast Feast
We talk about the roles of yeast in the winery and vineyard. Good stuff, give it a listen
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Zero ABV (Asexual Business Voyeurs)
We talk about wine that doesn't contain alcohol and why it's bullshit.
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All Geeked up on Rose
Man, we'll see how this one is received. It's a very good episode, but yea just listen for yourselves.
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How to get into (and good at) wine
It's about what it sounds like. What we think is pretty good advice. If you want super exclusive access to the next episode about wine buying then sign up at patreon.com/corktaint
Secrets galore that the DEEP STATE doesn't want you to know about
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Pinot Gris?
Haven't listened to it but I think it's gonna be one of those surprisingly good ones despite feeling like it was a complete train wreck at the time
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Whiplash Sucks
You know what doesn't? Our discussion about old world vs new world wines. An overview, then prejudices, assumptions, legacies, and all that other good stuff we'll elaborate on in future episodes. Give er a go and then sign up for our patreon for more content at:
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Why Are Somms (kinda the worst?) part 1 of 1000
The initiation of our long-term discussion about the wine industry as a brainwashing institution. We drank some more great zin. What a surprise. Not sure if this is gonna lose us or gain us listeners. Enjoy
Transatlantic Clarendon Hills Fanboy Lovefest Part 1
Our friends across the pond join us to discuss one of the few things in life that never disappoints: Clarendon Hills. 2005 Piggott Range Syrah, Romas Grenache, and 2011 Hickinbotham Cabernet Sauvignon. The second half is available as patreon-only so if you want to hear it sign up at patreon.com/corktaint. Thanks
Brettanomyces
We talk about it. The good stuff, the bad stuff, the stuff somewhere in between that people mention just so they have something to fight about. Thanks guys tell your friends and sign up at patreon.com/corktaint
Reduction: not less, just smellier
Pretty surprisingly technical discussion of reduction. Enjoy
I got PIED Right in the ASs and now I'm feelin sASSI
While neither of us actually got pied in our asses, we did drink some delicious 2018 Piedrasassi Syrah from the Santa Rita Hills. Tune in and enjooyyyyy
Somebody make this MASTER SOMMELIER the GAMAY AMBASSADOR already
No joke we really got a master sommelier on the show to discuss his unbridled passion for one of the most underappreciated grapes. Kick back, relax, give it a listen (it's a real good one), and jeez Louise for the love of Christ somebody make this man the ambassador or overlord or supreme leader or something already