My name’s Gisele. I’m a psychological astrologer + clinical counsellor and I created this podcast to have real and grounded conversations about everything mystical and woo woo. Here you will find conversations about everything from astrology to relationships to spirituality and more. Be prepared to have some laughs and learn a little something about yourself.
In this episode I chat all about my thoughts on the New Paradigm of Money and Business.
If you want to learn more about The New Paradigm i've created a course to support you in your learning that you can find here.
In this episode I break down Britney Spears natal chart and current transits in relationship to her current fight to release herself from her conservatorship.
Here is the link for the article by Maya Luna that Gisele referenced.
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In this episode I talk about Gate 40, the Gate of Aloneness/Deliverance, and how important it is to own your power and come into a sense of wholeness if you carry this gate. I talk about my own experience with this gate and why it can be so hard to show up and be seen. This is a powerful listen for anybody struggling to set boundaries and to show up as they are.
At the end of the episode I share my ideas for creating an online membership space - if you would like to contribute your desires for this space you can email me at email@example.com
All courses mentioned in the episode can be found at thecosmiclaundry.teachable.com
Much love and Happy Sunday!
In this live class Gisele talks about the current eclipse cycle and why finding Truth and Self-Connection is so crucial as we move into the New Paradigm.
If you want to learn more about your astrology and human design order a Sol Guide HERE.
The New Paradigm Workshop is HERE.
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In this episode I talk about self-intimacy. What is it? How do you cultivate it? And why is it so damn important?
I believe that self-intimacy is the key to all relationships because being intimate with yourself sets the tone for your connections with others. When you have a deep and powerful connection with your own heart you can connect more powerfully with others.
If you'd like to book an astro-counselling session with me you can do that by following this link.
In this episode I talk about the Inner Temple and how you can tend to and nourish your energy. I discuss anxious attachment, codependency, and the art of putting yourself first.
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In this episode I share on the differences between people who are born under a Morning Star Venus versus those who are born under an Evening Star Venus. As a general theme, Morning Star Venus people are quick to love and new experiences because they are learning the art of love. Evening Star Venus are more deliberate in their process and are learning how to let love in.
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Earth + Venus Tango Around The Sun
In this episode Brookelyn and I chat about the energy of 2021 as well as saturn returns, the polarity of the signs, and more.
2021 Workshop: https://gisele.teachable.com/p/2021-energy/
Sol Guide: https://giseleplamondon.com/shop/sol-guide
Sex and the Sacred Slut
Find Kristen at: @kristenantunes and www.kristenantunes.com
19:00: Motherhood, Parenting Myths
20:41: Juliet Allan, The Authentic Sex Podcast
22:00: What is a Sacred Slut?
26:00: Guilt, Shame, and Masturbation
28:30: Self pleasure and crystal wands
30:00: The power of feminine sexuality
33:00: Kristen gives me a quick breakdown on Tantra
37:00: Is there such a thing as bad sex?
40:00: The downside of Takeaway Sex
42:20: The arcline, sex and the energetic imprint
44:00: Generational attitudes to Sex - Gen Z versus Millenialls
49:00: Talking about Sex + Sexuality with your friends
51:00: breath and Sex
55:00: porn, making space for men’s sexuality and sensuality
1:00:00: how to get started
1:02:00: John Wineland, men’s work
1:07:00: owning your sexual desires
1:09:00: Kristens birth chart
1:10:00: Mars in Taurus
1:1200: Cancer sun conjunct Jupiter
1:14:00: Gemini Moon
1:18:00: Aries Rising
1:22:00: Uranus conjunct midheaven
1:26:50: Chiron in Cancer
I'm back! In this episode I'm sharing my personal experience with the 5th Line as a 3/5 in Human Design.
To find out if you have a 5th Line in your Profile you can input your birth information at www.myhumandesign.com.
If you are a 2/5, 3/5, 5/1, or a 5/2 this episode will apply to you.
Boys with Braids: https://www.facebook.com/boyswithbraidsteachings
In this episode Gisele talks with Basketball Player and Indigenous Activist Michael Linklater. Michael shares about Indigenous Culture, including some of the history of what Indigenous people in Canada have experienced. He shares about his experiences as an Indigenous man and why he's passionate about helping youth. We also talk about Michaels birth chart, specifically his Cancer North Node, Sagittarius Mars, and Libra Stellium. This episode is full of wisdom and is a powerful listen for anyone, especially those who are on a journey of self honouring, ancestral healing, and supporting Indigenous people in Canada and beyond.
Love you guys so much,
Thank you for listening.
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Find Clancy: @clanceroni
In this episode my OG yoga teacher Clancy comes on the pod to talk about her journey into motherhood, navigating grief, and flowing with the cycles of life. Clancy is a 4/6 Projector in Human Design and she has a Sagittarius Rising, Taurus Moon, and Capricorn Sun.
Some topics covered in this episode:
Sagittarius Rising + Taurus Moon + Capricorn Sun
Creating change while being yourself
Mercury in Sagittarius
Mercury in Aquarius
Should Clancy start a podcast?
We talk about reality TV and second hand embarrassment
Taurus Moon and the mind-body connection
Aquarius Moon and emotional detachment
Hyper resilience + Moon Saturn aspects
Parenting and Reparenting
Grief and life transitions
Codependency and enabling
Being where you are
The 11th house; becoming our best selves
The JP Sears Video we mention:
IG: @toluadepoju, @connectedcoffeechats, @theselfcarecorner_
The Connected Coffee Chats podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/connected-coffee-chats-podcast/id1488047649
Black Astrologers, Mystics, Meditation Teachers, Coaches, etc to follow
5:00: We talk about Nigeria and whether Tolu will be going back to visit family
8:30: We talk about belonging and what it was like for Tolu to immigrate to Canada as a teenager
16:00: Cultural differences between Australia and Canada
19:00: Tolu talks about her experience in white spaces and navigating being Black around her white friends
24:00: Tolu talks about her experience with Imposter Syndrome and not wanting to take up space as a Black woman
26:00: What can entrepreneurs do to make spaces safer for BIPOC women?
31:00: Why diversifying your feed is so important
41:00: How Tolu has been taking care of herself and prioritizing self care during June and Black Lives Matter
48:00: Curating your self care toolbox and prioritizing your well-being
YOUTUBE: Vangool Wellness
6:30: Goddess Asteroids, the Goddess Feronia in Adrianne’s chart
11:00 — reclaiming our bodies as women
16:00 — Adrianne’s work and how she helps her clients
20:00 — the nervous system cleanse, trauma, the body
26:00: how Adrianne found yoga + mindfulness
33:00: Adrianne’s astrology and finding a work life balance - Taurus NN in the 10th house, 4th house stellium
43:00: gender roles in children, women’s empowerment and listening to the wisdom of your body
47:10: Boss Bitch Challenge
48:00: the Age of Aquarius - nonconforming, being free spirited, freedom of expression
49:00: the weird space between the old age and the new age of women’s empowerment
50:00: exploring our femininity and womanhood at home and in business
53:00: integrating the masculine and the feminine
58:00: how COVID is shifting our businesses
1:07:00: healing shame and moving into love
7:00: Saturn Return, Mental Health, and The Pandemic
14:00: Body Positivity + Healing from Toxic Diet Culture
27:00: The language of Body Politics
31:00: Being an ally for your fat friends and family
32:00: Mary recommends Health at Every Size
37:00: Body Politics: check your companies policies, life insurance policy, etc.
39:00: How the spiritual community contributes to disordered eating and body image issues
45:00: We make fun of conspiracy theories
53:00: Finding rules and boundaries in modern spirituality
59:00: Taking care of your mental health during a pandemic
1:01:00: Being a woman in a male-dominated field
A few Resources on Body Politics - find many many more on Mary's Instagram highlights:
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Find Jessica: @tita.jess
Donate to: www.groundswellfund.org
In this episode I invited Jessica to come and share about racism, decolonizing spiritual practices, self dignity, and coming together. This is an introduction into anti-racist work and is just the beginning of the types of conversations we will begin to have more of on the Cosmic Laundry Podcast.
6:00: Decolonization and Ancestral Healing, Jessica's 6 week course
12:00: Reclaiming and Decolonizing ourselves s white ppl
16:00: What's different about the way Jessica approaches decolonization
22:00: Self Care + Self Love as a healer
26:00: How are Liberation and Joy connected?
37:00: Jessica's experience of moving from multicultural Southern California to Bend, Oregon which is 90% white
40:00: Integrating all aspects of self
50:00: Decolonizing Astrology: the woman I was referencing was Stella Caban (@thedecolonizingalchemist)
53:00: White women and the danger of love and light in Spiritual Spaces
In this mini episode Vicki Aitken from Novo Esthetics in Saskatoon shares her tips for creating a skin care routine that is nourishing, simple, and won't break the bank. We talk about hot topics like chemical exfoliants, oils versus moisturizers, the effect of parabens on hormonal health, and how diet plays a role in the health of our skin.
You can find Vicki at www.novoesthetics.com for all your skincare wishes my babes.
5:20: The Novo Business chart, kitchen witch vibes, what Novo Esthetics does differently
12:30: How Vicki started her own business and why success often comes from necessity
25:00: Self Care, Reiki, and Reflexology
38:00: Mental health, The Mindbody Connection, and Taking Care of Our Bodies
48:00: Parenting, Oracle for Kids, and Parenting a Manifestor Child
58:00: Combating shame and guilt in the self care community
1:10:00: Managing mental health as an esthetician
1:15:00: How Vicki creates a safe space for her clients
2:00: The Jupiter Pluto Conjunction
6:00: How this impacts you personally
9:00: Capricorn Energy + the government
13:00: Jupiter and Pluto and their archetypes
17:00: The history of the Jupiter Pluto conjunction + it's connection to Pandemics
24:00: Famous people who carry Jupiter Pluto energy
- Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Walt Disney, Kris Jenner, Meg Whitman
33:00: How to use the energy of this transit
40:00: Affirmations for this transit
THE COSMIC PSYCHOLOGY PROGRAM
8:00: How the healthcare system in Canada is navigating COVID-19
14:00: Radiation Oncology + being an Energy Jedi
20:00: Supporting the immune system during COVID-19
29:00: Michael Pollan - Food Rules: An Eaters Manual
31:00: Are fads like sugar-free, ketosis, and intermittent fasting actually good for you?
38:00: Should women be intermittent fasting?
41:00: Women's hormones, the infradian rhythm, and why women aren't used in medical studies
54:00: How to support your hormonal health as a woman
1:00:00: Integrative Medicine and changing attitudes in Western Medicine
1:05:00: Kate's journey into medicine and how she knew she wanted to be a healer
1:08:00: Virgo energy and the 9th house - health and healing through wisdom from ancient wisdom
1:09:00: Kate's journey from human doing into human being and what she learned from her hip injury
1:11:00: Mercury Retrograde in the birth chart - blending the right and left brain
1:13:00: The Astrology Rabbithole + Medical Astrology
1:16:00: 2020 - the wholesome relationships year and how this relates to the pandemic
1:17:00: Stillness and new ways of being during this time = shadow work and healing
Find Sarah: www.sarahsand.com
Book a session: shift counselling.janeapp.com
Instagram: @sarahsand_i_am + @shiftintuit
Highly Sensitive Person Quiz: https://hsperson.com/test/
High Sensation Seeking Quiz: https://hsperson.com/test/high-sensation-seeking-test/
5:00: Introduction to the episode
5:30: What Sarah's role, and the role of her company Shift Intuit, is during this time
8:00: Sarah's Social Work Thesis: A combo of intuition + indigenous thought
10:00: The layers of spiritual work
11:00: My experience working with Sarah
13:30: Sarah's Birthchart
- earth sign intuition
- fourth house stellium
- sagittarius moon
-neptune + sun + mercury conjunction
18:00: What should we call psychic / intuitive / spiritual gifts?
20:00: The shadow side of opening intuitive gifts
25:00: Being a clear channel for energy and holding space for different experiences
28:00: Virgo energy and Mercury as the Messenger of the Three Worlds
31:00: Why everyone wants to be psychic in 2020 + how to open up spiritually
38:00: Working with the mind-body connection in your spiritual growth
42:00: COVID-19 and accepting responsibility as a collective for what we've done
48:00: How to manage during this stressful time
52:00: Are all kids intuitively connected?
58:00: The Highly Sensitive Person and the Warrior and how we all have our place in society
1:08:00: Sarah's intuition leading up to 2020 + the astrology of this year
1:12:00: How to identify if you're a highly sensitive person and how to take care of yourself
HSP quiz: https://hsperson.com/test/
Cosmic Psychology Enrolling new students now
More info here: https://gisele.teachable.com
7:30: How Crystal created her Love Blueprint Quiz
Do the quiz here: www.crystalirom.com/thecosmiclaundry
8:30: The Romantic and the Giver
10:30: The Realist
12:00: The Sensualist
12:30: The Love Blueprints of Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda, and Samantha from Sex and the City
14:50: Does your Love Blueprint change?
15:00: The highroad and the low road of the 4 Love Blueprints
20:00: Masculine energy and Feminine energy and integrating the two
24:00: Dealing with backlash and hate-mail in business
26:00: Handling rejection in love and business
28:00: Integrating shadow in relationship + minimizing the emotional charge of negative feedback
34:00: Crystals first experience getting her birth chart read and how she dealt with a psychic telling her she wouldn’t meet her husband until her late 30’s
40:00: Chiron conjunct the Descendant
44:00 Sun and Mercury in the 5thhouse
44:30: North Node in Aries
49:00: Jupiter in Aries / Manifestor energy
52:00: The Cosmic Psychology Course
56:00: Lauren and Cameron on Love is Blind
57:00: Lauren and her Sagittarius Venus
59:00: What to do when a man is certain and you’re unsure
1:03:00: Barnette and Amber
1:05:00: Barnette’s switch from his Mars to his Venus
1:09:00: Why GG is dramatic and creates chaos in relationship
Find Danica: www.instagram.com/danicaslattery www.thrivejuiceco.com Find Nathan: www.instagram.com/nathanthoen www.bombargo.com In this episode Gisele sits down with relationship dream team Danica Slattery and Nathan Thoen to chat about their relationship and how they maintain such a strong connection even when Danica is busy running Thrive Juice Co and Nate is on the road with his band, Bombargo. They're a busy duo but somehow their relationship seems to get stronger by the month (from my perspective, anyways).We chat masculine + feminine dynamics, their synastry chart, and even tap into the importance of men having solid male friendships. You're gonna love this one, I'm sure of it.
3:00: Lex + her 6 step process
6:00: Mindset shifts, moving through self sabotage, daily ritual
8:30: Knowing your zone of genius
11:00: Alt Summit, Asking for support
15:50: Why you should invest in yourself
18:30: The layers of healing and self work
24:00: We chat about instagram, influencers, the ego of titles
27:00: Alexcias Chart
31:00: Attachment Styles
42:00: Family, boundaries, navigating familial relationships as an adult
50:00: Transitioning back into siblinghood after parentification
53:00: Owning your transition into the spiritual path / having a different belief system than your family
55:55: Practicing discernment with social media / what you share, who you follow
58:50: Aries Moon, Moon conjunct Mars
1:02:00: Taurus Sun
1:04:00: Mercury in Taurus
1:08:00: Manifesting Generator, 6/2 profile
1:12:00: consciousness, white privilege, canadian history
Find Sabrina Riccio
IG: @sabrinariccio / @sovereignsocietypodcast
4:05: Breaking Free: A 6 week liberation / deprogramming dogma, embracing our Truth
5:06: Pluto on the IC - breaking free from past trauma
6:32: Sabrina’s background / the catholic faith, immigration, subconscious programming, experiencing death
11:33: Healing the nervous system + changing the story
18:40: Sabrina’s human design / Channel of Surrender, Channel of Inspiration
22:00: 5D versus 3D / the false light trap
26:00: Trauma Work / “I don’t do basic bitch spirituality.”
28:00: Sabrina chats about her Social Media Sabbatical
30:00: Depression + embracing the human experience
32:00: Religious Programming + Dogma
-- Join Sabrina’s course here.
41:30: The importance of finding a support system for healing
45:00: Creating a better world for future generations
50:00 Who Sabrina is following: Freedom Franklin, Emily Harris, Krista Reierson
57:00: 2020 + the ten bodies and how they correlate to numerology
1:00:00: the shakening before the awakening
1:03:00: More about the Breaking Free program
1:09:00: Sabrina’s story of getting struck by lightning / her spiritual awakening
1:14:00: Sabrina’s personal practices for grounding / oracle, dancing, communication
Meet Chrissy Kuny
2:50: Lets talk about Joe.
9:15: Chrissy’s journey into Pilates.
13:50: Aging, womanhood, grace
17:45: Chrissy’s birthchart, gemini energy
18:27: Scorpio Rising, T-square
29:00: 6 year old Chrissy got a palm reading
30:00: Chrissy talks about what she was like as a kid
35:00: Learning from failure + mistakes
36:00: Chrissy talks about moving back in with her parents
40:00: What is the gift in this experience?
47:00 Intro to human design
59:00: Control versus flow
1:03:00: Making friends as an adult
1:06:00: How Chrissy met Julianne Hough
1:09:00: Going with the flow when things don’t go as planned
1:18:00: We dive back into Chrissys astrology
4:00: Who is Krista Reierson? Her story, her background, how she and Chalice Grove came to be.
16:00: the feminine and using creative energy in business
20:00: Yogi Bhajan, womens teachings, kundalini yoga
27:00: Feminine Energy and magnetism
29:00: the 10 bodies + human incarnation
29:00: sacred contracts and lifes lessons
36:00: The victim, the inner child, the prostitute, the saboteur
43:00: The search for Truth
48:00: Archetypes in the Zodiac
1:13:00: We dive into Krista’s grand trine
Healing with archetypes: https://www.chalicegrove.com/hwa-online-course
Alchemy Meditation: https://chalice-grove.mykajabi.com/forms/245699
B R U S H S T R O K E S - spoken word https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6GmzAGATw4&fbclid=IwAR3aV2PKjh0SY4ul0OZkUT7JI5Ajx78mCGTzPgOsRiTKYPuG5itGKR1oC_k
6:00: How Megan got into business
10:00: What would business look like without instagram?
11:00: Building community as a business owner
11:40: Being an early adopter
16:00: Connection as your ‘Why’
17:27: Sharing truthfully on instagram
20:00: Building relationship, community over competition
23:00: Megans upbringing
24:00: The prairie kid work ethic
28:00: making expectation work for you
30:00: working from home
32:00: How Megan names her pieces
36:00: We chat the prairie boho collection
37:00: energetics + business
38:00: Aquarius Moon Kids
42:00: Mars in Aries
43:00: Venus in Aries
45:00: Venus in Taurus
47:45: Self care for your sign
50:00: How to care for your jewelry
54:00: Anxiety, feeling separate, building confidence
55:00: Capricorn SN, Cancer NN and the reverse
57:00: We chat Megans Saturn Return
1:03:00: Supporting your lil babe
1:06:00: Advice for new business owners
1:10:00: Owning your vulnerability
2:00: Intro to Amanda + her work
7:20: Sarah Sand www.sarahsand.ca
12:00: What is Neurolinguistic Programming?
17: How to shift your thought patterns.
20:00: The subconscious mind + self compassion
26:15: The Cosmic Embodiment Experience
29:00: Sitting with difficult emotions
34:50: Self hypnosis
50:00: Amanda’s ideal client
53:00: Why Aries NN should do NLP
3:25: What is human design
10:45: How is your profile determined?
11:02: The human design profile / Line 1 Investigator
12:20: The human design profile / Line 2 Hermit
15:15: The human design profile / Line 4 Opportunist
19:00: The human design profile / Line 3 Martyr
21:44: The human design profile / Line 5 Heretic
24:50: The human design profile / Line 6 Role Model
33:17: The energy types
39:34: Global cycles + incarnation cross
40:56: The right angle cross of the sleeping phoenix
47:48: Gate 20
48:45: Closed Self Center
49:06: Open Self Center
52:24: Conscious Gates vs Unconscious Gates
56:16: Gate 36 / right angle cross of the garden of eden
59:15: Open vs Defined Solar Plexus
1:09:00: Jaclyn’s ideal client
1:12:55: Should we break up?!
1:14:30: Can Human Design predict the future?
1:17:31: Using your authority + getting out of your head
1:18:40: Open Head Centre
1:20:00: Getting in touch with your Sacral Centre
1:24:30: The Spleen / Defined + Open
1:35:50: The Primary Health System / Diet + Human Design
Gisele answers: what is the difference between Vedic + western astrology, when is the best time to get an astrology reading, what is Chiron, how to care for your Leo moon, navigating long distance relationships, understanding your attachment style, and astro comparability. PLUS this weeks cosmic update
4:22: How to netflix as a Vata
7:14: the 3 doshas / kapha, pitta, vata
14:12: Misconceptions of meditation + mindfulness
16:00: meditation as a tool during tough times
17:33: Pisces North Node
18:25: How Dani got through her Saturn Return
30:00: Leaning on her strengths
33:00: athletics + flow state
35:00: self sabotage and her early twenties
39:00: How Danica started Thrive and how the business helped her heal her relationship with food
45:00: How Danica healed her digestive issues through a plant based diet
47:00: Jivamukti, Asana
52:30:Kundalini + Dani’s morning ritual
1:03:00: Girl crushes
1:12:00: How Danica + Nate have made their relationship work long term
1:24:00: leaning into your feminine
IG: @theconnectioncorner + @mollyschikoskyphotography
6:30: treating your sidejob as your mainbae
10:00: the truth about entrepeneurship
16:00: Integrity in business
18:30: The Connection Corner
22:50: Triggering your followers as a biz owner
24:43: The Sagittarius Gift
32:00: Cultivating Community
34:00: Sagittarius in the 4th house
38:05: What is the North Node?
45:00: Leo Rising
48:55: What is a Solar Return chart?
52:11: Uplifting others using your power + your gifts
52:40: Open Ajna Centre
54:18: Chiron in the 1st house
1:00:00: Dealing with self consciousness
1:07:00: Healthy Instagram boundaries
1:12:00: The World War transit - Saturn + Pluto Conjunct January 2020
1:16:40: Saturn Conjunct the Descendant
1:26:30: Saturn Return
1:20:20: Moon in Aquarius
1:35:30: Growing up in smalltown SK
1:49:60: Learning to love your body + dealing with negative mean thoughts
1:54:00: Feeling all of your feelings
1:56:00: Embracing anger as a woman
2:05:00: Expressing your FULL self in relationship
2:09:00: How to show up in relationship in a way that serves your partner
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In this episode Gisele and her sister Chantal get wine drunk and talk about astrology, relationships, and what it’s like to be a double Scorpio 😉 SHOWNOTES // https://giseleplamondon.com/blog/2019/8/4/wtf-is-astrology-ft-chantal-cosmic-laundry-podcast