Couch Cowards

This week the guys eat infamous killers final death row meals. They try the last meals of Eileen Wuornos, Timothy McVeigh, John Wayne Gacy, and more!

It wouldn’t be a normal episode without some pranks and debauchery.

Do you think the boys can make Smizz eat dirt? Wait and see.

WUNGA

Are you scared? Well you shouldn't be.

BECAUSE YOU'RE ON COUCH COWARDS

Is what we should've said to Harley when we got the skinny on his scare tactics, no Caparrelli

This week we talk haunts, illegal and or banned haunts, and Smizz's travel plans.

Featuring Harley (no relation to Paul) Walker, who is a resident spookster at Fearaphobia.

Art: @tzekefat

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Anyway, today we speak about Mick, Trivia, Christmas murder, and NICKELBACK

Enjoy!

Art: @tzekefat

Greeting m’lords, This week the guys go back in time and talk about old torture methods that are (hopefully) lost in time. To wrap it up the boys then test a couple techniques out on themselves. Hope you enjoy! WUNGAAA

Wunga govna

The scallywags are back wif this absolutely rambunctious episode of ranting raving and reviewing! Just joshing ya but Smizz is off to catch the golden snitch at picadilly circus innit

Cheerio then hop scotch skibidi bop!

Episode art: https://www.instagram.com/tzekefat/

Cos I'm a Wunga boy, and I've been tryin' to may
Oh I'm a Wunga boy
Ay, I'mma just fungi boy, I'mma just fungi boy
I'mma get keep that shroom, I be just staring at the beef wellington
Nummies I'll fool gazin', I'm like the dehydrator where I'm stayin'
They like you wanna be famous? I'm tryna be touching tips with my brother
I'm gonna be incest boy and get a real down bad Wunga! Brothers, sisters, friends and foes!

Today we talk all big things current including the Koramburra Mushroom lady and the Island Boys trying to touch mushroom tips!

Strap yourself in and feel the g's

Wunga one, wunga all

Against all odds we are back. They said we wouldn’t make it but here we are!

Your worm leaders have ridded themselves of all ailments and come in HAWT with some spicy news, triv talk and a wrap up on Dry July.

Feast your ears on this one my lovelies and enjoy!

LINKS:

Couch Cowards on LIGHTS CAMERA RANT -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5MHiCdS4HQ

Chinas bear man -

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/76cSfcGpUd8

Brazil Barbie iPad mum -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZnD8eNDWkM

I GOT A PS7! -

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SHV3-aRNvo8

This week your boys are talkin' crimes inspired or based around video games! We get into some dirty trivia talk, Smizz getting scammed on Fortnite, and Billy's new side project. We keep it short this week folks but let us know what you think. WUNGA!

Greetings earthlings! This week your boys join the mile-high club. We chat about who's going down the firey warp hole of doom, NPC's, Cartels, and Smizz trying to change his dirty-stankin' ways. Did someone cinder-block/melon smash him too??? WUNGA!

This week a couple urban legendz talk about urban legends! Billy has been researching and using his incredible writing skills to create his own stories that are in no way related to anyone we know. Even if the characters in most/all of the stories resemble Smizz in nearly every way, they are just fiction baby. Kinda like South Park, ya know? Same name, different fella. Enjoy!

This week we interview popular YouTuber and Uber driver, Eddie Doyle. We discuss everything from his YouTube rise, working through the pandemic, rowdy customers and even teach him a few naughty Australian slang words. We also see red when we talk about our local trivia... And we are still not over it.

It's a good mix-up from our last few dark episodes. Go check out his YouTube channel for some quality content! Enjoy xx

This week we enter the dark world of serial killer manifestos! Billy breaks down the infamous notes left behind by some of the scariest freaks that have walked this planet - Dennis Rader aka "The BTK killer" and Albert "The Grey Man" Fish. Slight warning though, the notes are extremely disturbing and there's a lot of poo-poo and pee-pee talk... but hey, go grab a snickers, pour a fresh cup of lemonade, and dive on in, baby (it's warm and we're hungry). WUNGAA!

This week your boys cover Snuff Films! What a family-friendly topic. We talk about the origins of snuff, the real cases, and the messed up movies based around it. You bet it's sprinkled with inappropriate humour to lighten the mood a little. We also have a couple special guests joining us, Joel from DeadEndDvd and our good pal Sancho. Ever seen the film 8mm? Well combined we reach about that if you know what we're sayin' (Some are bigger than others but we are cool about it ya' know? Like it's not 2mm from everyone perfectly, you can do the math but it's not a big deal). Enjoy!

Who ya gonna call? The lads listen and break down some of the most intense 911 calls in honour of Smizz and his new job. Billy plays the ultimate gotcha prank with a surprise guest, and we have some freakin sweet new artwork done by the talented @morbidsheepcomics. Enjoy!

Look who's back... It's us! This week we catch up like old times. Smizz talks about his time overseas and Billy finally tells the infamous story about his dad. We chat the usual nonsense and keep you updated with the world's weird news. Enjoy!

This week we speak with Karen. She shares her hilarious naked ghost encounter and her glitch in the matrix story. We give you our weekly news updates and tell you why you shouldn't go to sesame street. WUNGAAA!

This week we interviewed a very special guest, Jamie Hull. He is a former police officer, special services soldier, marathon veteran, and author, among other things. After his plane engine caught fire while on a solo flight, he had to use his prior life experience to try to bring the plane down and ultimately survive. He suffered severe burns to 63% of his body with only a 5% chance of survival but miraculously lived to tell the tale. You can support Jamie by purchasing his self-written book "Life on a Thread" to hear his heavy and inspiring story in full. Enjoy!

This week we chat with Sam, she moved into a house with a haunting back story that she was unaware of until she had her very own spooky experiences. We speak about the recent true-crime news, and bring a new character into the CC ethos... James Bonzai! Enjoy folks!

This week we speak with the legendary, Spencer "Spenny" Rice from the hit TV show Kenny vs. Spenny. He talks about unruly fans, cults, cancel culture, and some of his worst challenges filming the series. Then we get into this week's strange news which ranges from potato RPGs to dr*g fuelled hamsters. And of course we talk about your favourite films, like G-Force and the Mr Bean Movie. Enjoy!

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This week your favorite worms went on our first ghost tour! We have a couple in-studio guests, and we talk about our late-night paranormal investigation session at the Old Geelong Gaol. Keep your eyes peeled for when we drop the footage! Gee whiz, you wouldn't want to miss that. WUNGAAA!

This week we speak with Alyssa. She speaks about growing up with a spooky friend, being raised in a haunted house, and having multiple family members experience many unexplainable and strange events. We talk about AI microwave robots, our overseas listeners, the undead, and the usual poop stuff. Enjoy!

This week we speak with Hannah from H.Haunts Paranormal. We talk about her first ghastly experiences and what made her decide to choose a career in the spiritual field. She answers all your Instagram questions, and guess what... your boys are going on a ghost tour!! We drop our weekly favourite news, and Smizz gets his gossip girl pants on. Enjoy sisterssss, MWAH XO

*cough cough* It's 4/20 baby! This week we speak with an ex-police officer, Rowan. He shares what it was like being a cop and some of the shenanigans they get up to while on duty. This interview is a rollercoaster, everything from flipping off kids, and corrupt cops to high-speed chases and murder. Buckle up and Jah bless mon! 

This week we get deep and speak with former cult member, Ben Shenton. He explains what it was like being brought up in a cult and thinking the leader was his own mother. He speaks about his past and current life after escaping "The Family". We discuss this week's current news and we finally have our boy Billy back in the damn studio. Enjoy!

This week we speak to our boy, Josh. He shares his story of a very dark night that leads to a terrifying sleep paralysis experience. We have an auto-tuned spelling bee, get offensive, and have Smizz watch a grim video live and describe it. This was a lost interview that has been brought back from the dead... Zombie style. Cool right? Well, enjoy!