The CrackerMilk Podcast

This is episode 7 of the CrackerMilk podcast. This episode features Connor, Elias, Goob and Nichameleon.

The 6th episode of the CrackerMilk Podcast Reboot! Connor is joined by Elias, Goob and new guest, Trae.

Episode 4 of the CrackerMilk Podcast REBOOT. Starring Connor, Chris, Goob, Elias and Tamara.

Episode 3 of the CrackerMilk Podcast REBOOT. This episode features Connor, Emily, Elias and Tamara.

Episode 2 of the new NEW CrackerMilk Podcast. Nic is caught in the act of flirting with Elias. We also showcase some really incriminating photos of Elias we found of him.

Episode one of the new NEW Crackermilk Podcast. Dad (Chris Slater) joins Connor McDuff and Elias De Weger as they gaslight one another.

We secretly caught Dad mid-tantrum on set as well.

Connor is joined by Nic, Emily and Tamara as they derail the entire episode by talking about the pull-out method, Connor's body odour and who they think is the hottest CrackerMilk boy.

You can watch the video version of this podcast on the CrackerMilk Patreon.

Nic finds out who loves her the most through gruelling trivia questions. We bring new characters we're trying out to the podcast and we also read fan-made erotic fan fiction.

Tamara and Goob show off their new characters they've been working on. We breakdown Elias's SIDS to try and figure out what's going on. We also read Spongebob Squarepants erotic fan-fiction.

In this episode the gang quickly devolve into talking almost exclusively about the little animals inside of sperm and Nic's creepy experiences

This is the first episode of the CrackerMilk Podcast's soft reboot. We are going for a more casual approach so in this episode we read some filthy erotic Harry Potter fan-fiction as well as make an estimated 3, 9/11 jokes.

In this ep Connor plays an Alien that wants to probe his next victim, an undercover cop invstigates the podcast and Tom plays a physically disabled genie.

Connor can't recall his dementia diagnosis, Elias shows off his new GIRLFRIEND, The gang go to space and NICHAMELEON, CONNOR and ELIAS find out they are all related.

Gabby talks about removing her MASSIVE milkers, Father Jelly Belly reveals the true horrors behind the creation of Jelly Beans and Connor reminisces about  training with Sensei Sha-tu and all of the BACKSHOTS he received.

This is episode #10 of the CrackerMilk Podcast's new series where we take your Youtube comments and turn them into improv scenes. Goob plays a minion and joins the boys to discuss the misconduct by Gru while working for him.

Elias and Goob play a werewolf and vampire in couple's therapy. Elias opens up about this thrush and shows us how Vegemite is made. 

This episode features Connor, Tom and Elias as they read each other's minds, become famous superheroes and contact HR over inappropriate misconduct. 

This episodes features Connor, Elias and Goob tackling some of our favourite Youtube comments and transforming them into improv bits. You can catch the full, uncensored 1 hour version of our podcast on the CrackerMilk Patreon. 

In this episode Connor plays a controlling AI system aboard a starship who discovers that his captain is looking at downloading other software.  You can catch the full, uncensored version of our podcast on Patreon. Simply search: CrackerMilk.

Elias reveals what has to be the best haircut of all time on this week's episode of the CrackerMilk Podcast. 

Everyone who has over a billion dollars actually shares one of the two accents in this podcast. It's true. Wikipedia it. 

This is as close as you're ever gonna get to a real CrackerMilk DnD session.

The CrackerMilk town meeting is here to answer all of its citizens questions. Most of them are to do with the confusion of modern plumbing...

This is the first episode of Spin That Wheel! If you want one of your ideas on that wheel of doom, sign up to our Patreon and send us your ideas! 

Join the boys as they speak to some of your favourite 90s Nickelodeon cartoon stars and the confronting reality of who they've become.

This episode comes directly from Connor's resentment for every person he's met that believes they should be called a "guru". 

Much like when they were children, the guys find themselves trapped inside the confusing labyrinth that is a Maccas playground. 

The guys are joined by Noodle once again as they take a deep dive into a really small indie video game called, CyberPunk 2077. 

Connor's fed up with the Youtube grind and finally decides to pursue his true dream of becoming a T.V doctor. 

Our good friend NOODLE joins the boys as they try and fix the Australian internet by pulling a Matrix. 

We're joined by Tom's long-term lover, Brett Hundley so they can finally work out their relationship issues on the internet for all of you to see. 

It's time for a vacation so the boys head over to the sunny Gaza Strip for a nice load off. 

The boys show off their new business venture where they'll take your Dad and give them a fantastic experience while you finally get some time away from all of the terrible puns and life lessons. 

Santa. Santa is the racist old white man. That's the joke. The joke is that Santa discriminates based on race. 

The boys make a dating show so they can finally have opportunity to feel the sweet touch of another human being. It doesn't work. 

The boys shrink down into the world of Toy Story to fulfill (mostly Connor's) a childhood dream of being in a Pixar film. 

This is the exclusive, JUDGE JUDY episode of the CrackerMilk Podcast. 

The boys make the big decision to adopt a child together. They head down to the local orphanage where absolutely nothing unusual is happening and it is certainly not a slaughterhouse  no sir.

This is episode 12 of the CrackerMilk Podcast

This is episode 10 of the CrackerMilk Podcast. 

This is episode 9 of the CrackerMilk Podcast. 

This is episode 14 of the CrackerMilk Podcast. 

This is episode 11 of the CrackerMilk Podcast

This is episode 6 of the CrackerMilk podcast. 

This is episode 5 of the CrackerMilk podcast.

This is episode 8 of the CrackerMilk podcast. 

This is episode 19 of the CrackerMilk podcast. 

This is episode 18 of the CrackerMilk podcast.

This is episode 17 of the Crackermilk Podcast.

This is episode 16 of the CrackerMilk Podcast.