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CrackHead Hours: Thee Podcast

CrackHead Hours: Thee Podcast

By Dr. Berg

Howdy! Name's Dr. Berg, Unlicensed Life Psychologist. No, I am not really a Doctor, but I do have big dreams of becoming one someday. I started this podcast towards the later half of my senior year of college as a way to entertain my college buddies as a joke, but I never thought this would actually take off. Whether you actively looked for this podcast or accidentally stumbled across this looking for someone else, I welcome you.

PS - I want you to know that I take this podcast seriously; I have a strict code of ethics and I have 0 tolerance for racist, homophobic, xenophobic language. Yuh!
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Dem Wisdom Teeth

CrackHead Hours: Thee PodcastFeb 19, 2024

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Dem Wisdom Teeth

Dem Wisdom Teeth

Dr. Berg is bed-ridden with a swollen jaw as he recovers from his wisdom teeth extraction so to keep the theme consistent, he gives ya four lil pieces of wisdom he’s gained prior to extraction. oh, and he also kinda like explains what wisdom teeth are for those who’ve been sleeping under a rock.

Feb 19, 202418:58
2024: The Year The Rose-Colored Glasses Come Off

2024: The Year The Rose-Colored Glasses Come Off

Dr. Berg takes a crack as to why the kids are not alright and why this year signals a time to take those pretty pink, rose colored glasses off


By the way Megan won that first round and we might be going to war soon lol.

Feb 01, 202411:35
Sunday Funday w/ The Inner Circle Part II

Sunday Funday w/ The Inner Circle Part II

Part Two of Sunday Funday Two For One Special - things get more and more unhinged as The Inner Circle has apparently run out of weenies…and interesting topics to discuss.
Jan 20, 202414:31
Sunday Funday w/ The Inner Circle Part I

Sunday Funday w/ The Inner Circle Part I

Berg gathers the members of his Inner Circle from high school and kick off the new year with a brand new installment recorded during the Bills vs. Dolphins game.
Jan 20, 202431:54
Season 4 Teaser

Season 4 Teaser

Coming Q1 2024!
Dec 12, 202301:50
I’m going on sabbatical for realziez this time - see you in…

I’m going on sabbatical for realziez this time - see you in…

This is perhaps the most raw and real installment to date. Big changes in Dr. Berg’s life coming and I can’t wait to share them all with you :)
Oct 29, 202316:53
final countdown to summer 2023 - a belated memorial day celebration

final countdown to summer 2023 - a belated memorial day celebration

Dr. Berg celebrates his Memorial Day by giving his crackheads a checklist of dos and don'ts before Summer 2023 officially kicks off

This installment also marks a countdown for a super special announcement to be revealed during the Mid-Season Special

May 31, 202324:31
i put on my jewelry just to hang out with Bodega

i put on my jewelry just to hang out with Bodega

Dr. Berg catches up with one of his besties Bodega as they reminisce about them good old days ft. Lady Sativa and nosy ass dogs in the park (y’all go show her some love on TikTok @briadenb
Apr 18, 202335:23
yo, we got deep in this one (#Str8FromDaVault)

yo, we got deep in this one (#Str8FromDaVault)

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Berg and Kundy got caught up and had one of those deep, philosophical conversations about life you get when the vibes are immaculate. You know, stuff like COVID, Paris, magic tricks, and the vaccine. (#TeamModerna)
Apr 04, 202301:10:21
the post grad life ft. wine

the post grad life ft. wine

Dr. Berg remembered he had a podcast and decided to share his experiences as a whole ass adult without the comfort and security and....structure of college, making his way through that post-grad life. also, to make things interesting, wine is in the mix. Oh, and any audio used belongs to their original owners and is intended to be used without copyright infringement intended! plz don't sue me i can't afford a lawyer just tell me to take it down and i will.

Mar 26, 202328:33
2023: The Year Of The Lick Back

2023: The Year Of The Lick Back

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Dr. Berg Welcomes The New Year with a motto pettier than your ex putting sugar in your gas tank. 

Jan 29, 202319:50
i'm going on sabbatical again, see you in 2023

i'm going on sabbatical again, see you in 2023

Dr. Berg recaps 2022 and gives his takeaways for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Thanks for listening and see you in 2023!

Nov 28, 202239:11
A Silly Lil CrackHead Skit

A Silly Lil CrackHead Skit

All audio belongs to their respective owners and is subject to copyright, but I am invoking the Fair Use doctrine in accordance with the Copyright Act of 1976. No copyright infringement intended (its a parody) so please don't sue me I am not in the mood to go to court right now 

Sep 08, 202200:20
SIKE-delics!

SIKE-delics!

Dr. Berg tells all his patients about the time he tried psychedelic mushrooms and failed miserably. By the way, this podcast is still a thing...just saying 

Aug 24, 202214:33
do u believe in spirits?

do u believe in spirits?

Dr. Berg rates alcky-haul because he's running out of ideas

Jan 29, 202219:24
welcome to #szntoo

welcome to #szntoo

we're ringing in the new year, but we're keeping it short and sweet.

Jan 12, 202215:57
i'm going on sabbatical. see you next year

i'm going on sabbatical. see you next year

On the final installment for the 2021 year, Dr. Berg takes a moment to reflect on all that has transpired this year and gives some lessons that he wish he knew sooner before he goes on sabbatical. Peep the new Instagram @crackheadhourstheepodcast and stay tuned for Season Two! Enjoy ur holidaaazzeeeee :)

Nov 17, 202130:40
For The Kings - Let's Talk About Men's Mental Health

For The Kings - Let's Talk About Men's Mental Health

Dr. Berg talks about mental health issues in men. Fix your crown, Kings!

Nov 09, 202139:35
The CrackHead Comeback Interleude

The CrackHead Comeback Interleude

Yes, Dr. Berg is still alive but he wanted to update you all on where he has been these past few months and what comes next for the future of CrackHead Hours: Thee Podcast.

Oct 24, 202113:58
#SSS 1

#SSS 1

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Welcome to the Summer Standup Series, where Dr. Berg does original standup comedy sporadically throughout the summer. He gives you full permission to throw tomatoes at the screen if its str8 trash hehe.

Jul 13, 202113:45
It Do Bee Finals Week Yuh Yuh

It Do Bee Finals Week Yuh Yuh

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Berg speaks to the college kids and share some of his secrets to surviving Finals Week. Best of luck on your final exams this semester!

Dec 08, 202018:04
Quarantining Four Dummies

Quarantining Four Dummies

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Berg shares some of his ways to get through the boredom of quarantine as we enter a second round of lockdowns while also popping off about hand sanitizer. Listen to the end for some cool announcements including a promo for the next episode...

Nov 23, 202026:04
Berg 'N Da Two Florida Bisexuals (#EQUALITY!)

Berg 'N Da Two Florida Bisexuals (#EQUALITY!)

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Berg, Gatorade Gary, and Sarah drink popular US sodas (or pops depending on where you live; not tryna start this debate today) and talk about what animals we relate to the most, what we would do in a zombie apocalypse, and pretty much just vibe out lol. 

Nov 11, 202001:00:15
Sega Plz Don't Sue Us!!

Sega Plz Don't Sue Us!!

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Berg, RatQueen, Claire, and RedGatorade have a thoughtful yet warped discussion on one of our favorite childhood franchises featuring a squeaky swivel chair, stuff you didn't need to know about the echidna as an animal, and Berg's obnoxiously infectious laughter.

Disclaimer: Any references to anything mentioned in this podcast belong to their respective owners!

Oct 29, 202047:08
Pilot

Pilot

Welcome to CrackHead Hours!

Oct 20, 202006:11