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Back Then - Episode 3

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and MikeJul 07, 2021

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Straight Wood - Episode 48

Straight Wood - Episode 48

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Jun 01, 202258:24
Wheelchair Basketball - Episode 47

Wheelchair Basketball - Episode 47

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May 25, 202201:11:38
The Shocker - Episode 46

The Shocker - Episode 46

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May 18, 202201:13:05
What Happens In Dubai Stays In Dubai - Episode 45
May 11, 202201:13:07
T Drive - Episode 44

T Drive - Episode 44

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May 04, 202201:11:29
Fred Durst Ruined My Band - Episode 43

Fred Durst Ruined My Band - Episode 43

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Apr 27, 202201:13:27
Milked - Episode 42

Milked - Episode 42

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Apr 20, 202201:10:07
Ocean or Lake? - Episode 41

Ocean or Lake? - Episode 41

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Apr 13, 202201:16:50
Two Mouths - Episode 40

Two Mouths - Episode 40

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Apr 06, 202201:22:06
 Slap Him If You Love Me - Episode 39

Slap Him If You Love Me - Episode 39

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Mar 30, 202201:21:55
Gas On Layaway - Episode 38
Mar 23, 202201:29:25
Serial Cheater - Episode 37
Mar 16, 202201:19:41
Don't Flinch - Episode 36

Don't Flinch - Episode 36

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Mar 09, 202201:22:45
Daddy - Episode 35

Daddy - Episode 35

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Mar 02, 202201:03:34
Am I Good To Drive? - Episode 34

Am I Good To Drive? - Episode 34

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Feb 23, 202201:11:37
Another Kanye Podcast - Episode 33
Feb 16, 202201:06:08
Uncancellable - Episode 32
Feb 09, 202201:10:38
Keep It In The Drafts - Episode 31
Feb 02, 202201:30:25
A Third-Party - Episode 30
Jan 26, 202201:08:27
Kanye Vs Pete - Episode 29
Jan 19, 202201:01:02
Taco Bell Wings - Episode 28

Taco Bell Wings - Episode 28

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Jan 12, 202201:16:37
A Fetty Wap Christmas - Episode 27
Dec 29, 202156:57
Explosionist - Episode 26

Explosionist - Episode 26

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Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com. 0:00 - Intro
3:10 - Jake Paul
12:09 - Semi Truck Accident
22:10 - Crimes in 4K
23:12 - Protocols
27:00 - New baby mama
33:48 - Christmas Relationship
37:11 - Child of an athlete
41:15 - Better chance of doing?
46:00 - 5 days left
53:15 - Would you rather? (Past bs Future)
1:00:10 - Would you rather? (Money)
1:08:41 - Closing Time
Dec 22, 202101:11:40
Off The Back - Episode 25

Off The Back - Episode 25

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Dec 15, 202101:19:01
Sallie Mae is On Instagram! - Episode 24

Sallie Mae is On Instagram! - Episode 24

Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/ 0:00 - Intro 1:30 - Sallie Mae is on Instagram 4:27 - Parmesan Debate 9:15 - Mike’s PSA 11:33 - Talking Dogs 13:31 - Haircuts (Then v Now) 19:10 - Spotify Wrap Up 24:33 - Merch Update 25:25 - Would you rather (Surviving 15 minutes) 30:34 - DM from Mohamed 36:46 - Fake Vaccination Card 39:17 - Celebrities Addressing Rumors 43:40 - What would you do? (Tik Tok) 45:10 - Would you rather ( Minor Super Power) 50:12 - Mikes Story/ How do you wake up? 52:21 - How do you get into your car? 54:44 - GPS talking ish 55:30 - Squid Games 2.0 59:39 - Kevin Hart & The Rock 1:04:29 - Would you rather (Sleep/Wake 20 hours) 1:07:11 - Price going up? 1:11:44 - Santa Clause is Real 1:17:05 - Nike 1:17:43 - YK Osiris 1:24:30 - Would you rather? ( Take back/ Hear everything) 1:28:00 - Outro
Dec 08, 202101:31:19
Kanye’s Prayer - Episode 23

Kanye’s Prayer - Episode 23

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2:20 - Kimye
11:36 - Money Truck
16:42 - Black Friday
19:11 - Bank Heist
21:29 - Dollar Tree
25:31 - Pros vs Fans
29:37 - Poop Spray
31:24 - Would you rather?
35:11 - Would you rather?
36:26 - Would you rather? (Fighting Scenarios)
43:07 - Weird Scenario (Mike’s Fight Story)
47:19 - Crazy Story
53:21 - what would you do? (Pats Story)
55:56 - Parent Teacher Conference
1:00:03 - Can you do this?
1:03:12 - Would you rather?
1:04: 57 - Holiday Season
1:06:27 - Entrepreneur Day
1:08:24 - Outro





Dec 01, 202101:12:09
Birthday Behavior - Episode 22

Birthday Behavior - Episode 22

Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: www.patreon.com/crashdummies. 0:00 - Intro
5:05 - Young Dolph
10:32 - Money isn’t everything
12:50 - When somebody tries to sell you something
17:30 - Rappers vs NBA
19:16 - Lebron Fights
24:30 - Would you rather?
26:05 - Americans
28:42 - Organ Donor
35:00 - Holiday Season
36:24 - One Animal
39:14 - Not that many Jrs
41:21 - Pat’s Subway Rant
43:30 - Deserved to get scammed
45:35 - Old Country Buffet
47:22 - What store would you bring back
49:53 - Mike isn’t a gang member
52:12 - Would you rather?
57:00 - Thanksgiving
1:00:00 - PETA Protest
1:02:19 - Outro
Nov 24, 202101:05:40
X-Ray Vision - Episode 21

X-Ray Vision - Episode 21

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Nov 17, 202101:15:25
We’re Back - Episode 20
Nov 10, 202101:04:02
Funny Moments Compilation
Nov 03, 202143:13
Seekers or Secrets? - Episode 19

Seekers or Secrets? - Episode 19

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0:00 - Intro 3:28 - Alec Baldwin 9:35 - Black Vs White Churches 17:23 - Merch Update 18:34 - Would you rather? 21:40 - Secrets or Seekers? 24:19 - Ghost Driving 30:20 - Donald Trump Update 30:39 - Favorite Song 34:43 - Would you rather? 36:37 - Old MTV 41:55 - Would you rather? 45:30 - Old Men at the gym 48:48 - Would you rather? 51:10 - Different Language 52:17 - Would you rather? 55:08 - NBA 75 1:01:55 - Most Useless body part 1:02:48 - Caitlyn Jenner (Outro)

Oct 27, 202101:05:45
The Bachelor Has To End - Episode 18

The Bachelor Has To End - Episode 18

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0:00 - Intro 3:26 - Would you rather? 7:35 - We were in a play 14:56 - Jon Gruden 25:40 - Would you rather? 27:21 - Merch coming soon! 28:43 - Overrated/Underrated/Accurate 37:51 - The Bachelor has to end 46:35 - Mike went to Culvers 49:52 - Would you rather? 52:28 - “You” Season 3 (No spoilers) 57:33 - Which came first? 1:01:15 - Do you close the door? 1:04:21 - Grocery Carrying? 1:08:29 - Would you rather? 1:11:48 - Hypothetical question 1:14:08 - Would you rather? 1:18:05 - Hooters 1:28:40 - WNBA 1:32:39 - Outro

Oct 20, 202101:34:38
Viva Viagra - Episode 17

Viva Viagra - Episode 17

Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 1:27 - Fury vs Wilder 12:10 - Dave Chappelle 19:40 - Have you watched this? 21:54 - Spooky Season 25:35 - Would you Rather? 29:54 - Facebook is down 34:40 - The Rock is a rapper? 39:14 - Would you rather? 42:39 - Relatable 50:36 - You met who? 54:14 - He’s pregnant?? 57:42 - Mike is stupid 58: 55 - Tis the season 1:02:30 - Different perspectives 1:05:14 - Drake & Chris Brown sued 1:07:49 - Hangry 1:10:12 - Commercial Comedy 1:18:10 - Would you rather 1:21:57 - Outro

Oct 13, 202101:23:49
YikYak and The McRib Are Back! - Episode 16

YikYak and The McRib Are Back! - Episode 16

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Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro
3:30 - Urban Meyer
7:53 - Squid Games
15:10 - Lil Baby
16:49 - Give me my money back
19:14 - Roll the dice
22:25 - Powerball Numbers
24:20 - Plane crash
26:50 - Yik Yak
34:23 - Devious Acts
36:56 - McRib is back
38:30 - Spooky season
44:19 - Walmart vs Target
49:00 - Vaccinated
1:03:18 - Superpowers
1:06:11 - Scalp Lickers
1:07:44 - Wanna get taller?
1:10:08 - Dress up
1:12:20 - Friend Zoned
1:20:00 - Outro
Oct 06, 202101:19:47
You Going To Jail Now - Episode 15

You Going To Jail Now - Episode 15

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0:00 - Intro
3:57 - Orcas and Sea Lions
6:11 - Gabby Petito
12:13 - Cancel Him
15:25 - Fish McMuffin
19:58 - American Eating
24:03 - Prison Time for Money
27:33 - Dumb Crimes
28:45 - Kanye West Following People
32:39 - Unwritten Rules
41:09 - Girl Lyrics
42:36 - WYR: Snakes and Bulls
48:16 - This We Watched As Kids
52:36 - Mike’s Story
54:50 - Being Famous For The Wrong Thing
01:03:29 - Pranks
01:06:12 - The Rock
01:08:46 - Drake Vs Michael Jackson
01:16:16 - Singing Into a Fan
01:18:07 - WYR: Jaw or Ankle
01:19:06 - New iPhone
01:22:10 - The View
01:25:41- Outro
Sep 29, 202101:27:18
Whose Kid is This? - Episode 14

Whose Kid is This? - Episode 14

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0:00 - Intro
4:11 - Lost Kid
9:18 - Smart Kids
12:22 - Parents are liars
13:43 - NBA Old Heads
18:51 - Time to Read
20:34 - WYR (War Time)
25:53 - Youngboy vs Nick Cannon
29:55 - Celebrity Parents
34:37 - Emoji Facts
40:35 - Racing 90 Year Olds
42:07 - Alien Encounter
49:00 - Judging Your Shopping Carts
51:11 - Walking Down a Long Hallway
56:47 - Reddit WYR
59:52 - School Days
1:01:00 - Wedding Pics
1:02:41 - Mandela Effect
1:06:20 - Voice Acting
1:08:26 - Outro
Sep 22, 202101:09:22
The Things We’d Do For The Dollar - Episode 13

The Things We’d Do For The Dollar - Episode 13

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0:00 - intro 3:23 - 9/11 7:59 - Time to Read 9:42 - Family Reunion 11:07 - Fashion week 15:10 - WYR? 16:15 - Mike’s Story 21:30 - Sexy Maid 23:56 - Drivers Ed 29:49 - WYR? 30:52 - Door Man 32:08 - Coupons 35:03 - Super Cat 37:12 - Goats 42:42 - Top Chef 46:21 - Click Bait 49:14 - WYR? 51:13 - In da club 53:55 - WYR? 55:53 - Bees n Bears 59:26 - Library 1:02:05 - Bedtime 1:05:12 - WYR? 1:07:08 - WYR? 1:08:16 - Dinner with Jay Z 1:16:12 - Outro
Sep 15, 202101:20:08
Kanye, Drake, and Kangaroos - Episode 12

Kanye, Drake, and Kangaroos - Episode 12

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0:00 - Intro 4:44 - CLB 13:36 - WYR? 16:58 - Fight Cancer 18:42 - Devil On My Shoulder 23:37 - Teachers Crying 30:57 - Heaven or Hell? 34:15 - Annoying Girlfriend 37:09 - Car Trouble 41:19 - Dreaming 49:12 - Kangaroo Time 53:10 - NBA Dodgeball 56:12 - Civilians 59:00 - Buy My Clothes 1:02:00 - Biological Child 1:06:47 - WYR? 1:09:23 - Magic Johnson 1:13:00 - Inner Thoughts 1:16:14 - Caller 1:22:00 - Bishop Sycamore 1:29:16 - Outro
Sep 08, 202101:33:05
Tender Touch - Episode 11

Tender Touch - Episode 11

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0:00 - Intro 4:48 - Donda 16:45 - Jake Paul 20:00 - WYR? 23:33 - Pat’s Story 24:50 - Party Time 31:04 - Wet Tissue 34:01 - Random Couple 37:35 - Addict 39:48 - Tender Touch 43:20 - Kidnapped? 44:27 - HotDogs 46:13 - 9th Place 52:00 - Reddit Group 54:46 - 100 million or your arm 56:58 - Too Much Ice 1:04:53 - Proposal 1:07:30 - Characteristics 1:10:05 - WYR? 1:12:53 - Outro
Sep 01, 202101:19:41
 The Milk Man - Episode 10

The Milk Man - Episode 10

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0:00 - Intro 4:06 - Crate Challenge 10:53 - Asking questions in front of the class 12:48 - Rappers got stop 13:50 - Screaming at concerts 17:45 - Dating apps 22:05 - Pj Washington 28:32 - Kardashians control everything 30:20 - Kylie stealing designs? 32:53 - Trump gets booed 34:36 - Guys face timing 36:17 - Girls calling about nothing 38:12 - You can’t pause an online game 41:00 - Chicago Rappers throwing a baseball 43:03 - Chasity belt 44:35 - Would you rather 48:35 - Would you rather 52:08 - Would you rather 55:08 - Would you rather 56:04 - Update on sperm group 59:02 - Onlyfans is done 1:04:15 - Outro

Aug 25, 202101:05:31
Late Nights - Episode 9

Late Nights - Episode 9

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0:00 - Intro 3:38 - Ray Lewis 8:04 - Vaccines talk 13:17 - Crazy dm 15:00 - Would you rather 18:43 - Would you rather 21:58 - Sperm donor 28:56 - Grape flavor 30:47 - Impossible Meat 34:32 - Would our kids use social media? 40:13 - Change a body sound 42:26 - Frozen hands 44:39 - Our haters 47:28 - Stand up comedy 51:45 - Wake up/ Old heads 53:47 - Zillow 56:12 - Counting pennies 58:08 - Black people and microwaves 59:55 - Random conversation 1:02:42 - Would you rather 1:03:53 - Would you rather 1:04:18 - Batman sucks 1:10:50: -Outro

Aug 18, 202101:13:56
Cancel Everyone - Episode 8

Cancel Everyone - Episode 8

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0:00 - Intro

2:28 - Da baby Canceled?

9:08 - Manscaped

12:07 - 6ix9ine interview

20:26 - Would Pat snitch on Mike?

21:55 - Suitcase full of money

23:55 -Have you ever screamed?

27::00 - Are politicians the new sports teams?

32:21 - Is Kanye waiting for Drake?

37:04 - German Coach punches a horse

41:25 - Girls being impressed

46:37 - Cougar Love

48:13 - What would we do for a million dollars

54:20 - would you rather?

55:48 - Forgetting deodorant

57:39 - Look at us

58:30 - How to survive a zombie apocalypse

1:04:21 - Netflix shows we hate and love

1:04:46 - Outer Banks rant

1:08:34 - All American rant

1:11:01 - More Netflix show rants

1:13:55 - Our shortest relationships

1:17:05 - Our corniest moments

1:20:41 - Water cups

1:21:30 - Bill Cosby stand up?

1:26:43 - Memphis rappers

1:29:02 - Fight to the death

1:34:08 - Outro

Aug 11, 202101:36:16
Bidet Chronicles - Episode 7

Bidet Chronicles - Episode 7

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0:00 Intro

3:38 Rating Restaurants

27:42 Building on fire scenario

29:22 Simone Biles

37:49 Kyrie vs Nike

43:14 Aaron Rodgers

48:01 Would you rather 

50:55 If you had 1M

53:01 Someone offers you this deal

56:04 Kelly Clarkston /Dr.Dre

1:03:41 Ashton Kutcher

1:10:12 Mike Story

1:20:48 How do you count

1:23:17 Would you rather

1:25:53 Plunger

1:28:18 Bidet Chronicles

1:33:03 Would you rather

1:39:09 Handshake

1:43:30 Da baby

1:49:04 Donkey vs Giraffe

1:51:38 Outro

Aug 04, 202101:56:46
Pat vs Africa - Episode 6

Pat vs Africa - Episode 6

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0:00 Intro 2:07 Bucks in 6 7:20 Kanye did what? 13:08 Ad 16:00 Top 5 Rappers 20:00 Two Free things 24:36 Emotionally Scarred 27:46 Runaway child 31:03 Cock Fighting 36:07 Guardians?? 39:27 (picture of Arab mascot) 40:33 Jeff Bezos in space 41:05 (picture of rocket) 45:10 He got fired for what? 47:43 Bad Therapist 48:38 Would you rather… 54:20 Near Death Experience 56:51 Speak Better 59:47 Kardashian Curse 1:01:26 Olympics 1:08:24 Tik Tok Story 1:10:12 R. Kelly 1:12:40 Back to School 1:17:19 would you rather… 1:21:54 What’s her name? 1:26:26 Outro
Jul 28, 202101:30:50
Goat Head - Episode 5

Goat Head - Episode 5

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0:00 - intro 3:52 - You ever been jumped before? 11:47 - XXL Freestyle 15:54 - Baby Hitler 19:34 - Nigeria vs USA 24:37 - Chrissy Tiegen Canceled 33:07 - Celebrity Break Ins 38:26 - Ad 41:18 -Toilet Snake 44:21 - Space Jam 2 48:05 - Qdoba vs Chipotle 51:08 - 2021 prediction 57:47 - Statistical Liar 1:08:10 - Would you rather? 1:31:03 - Lamar vs Tristan 1:34:32 - Outro
Jul 21, 202101:38:29
Wheaties - Episode 4

Wheaties - Episode 4

0:00 - Intro 1:30 - Nigerian Boarding School 9:26 - What happens when you die? 17:00 - Scammed a scammer 25:08 - Athletes vs the world 40:46 - We are officially myth busters? 45:25 - How bad can Mike mess this up?  58:17 - This should be banned in America 1:07:00 - Would you rather. 1:12:25 - A personal thank you  


Jul 14, 202101:14:23
Back Then - Episode 3

Back Then - Episode 3

The guys look back on their childhood and things spiral out of control. They also dive into some recent news, including the Sha'carri Richardson story, which has shocked the country. And of course the fan favorite “Would you Rather” questions.
Jul 07, 202101:08:33
The Seed - Episode 2

The Seed - Episode 2

On this episode the guys discuss Nick Cannon’s baby names, Tristan Thompson’s cheating allegations, NBA players we could beat in 1v1 and the fan favorite “Would you Rather” questions.
Jun 30, 202101:04:19
The Pilot - Episode 1

The Pilot - Episode 1

In this episode Pat and Mike discuss new music that came out, the past UFC events, the Madden cover, and many more sports topics. They also discuss the entertainment boxing industry and a few “would you rather” questions which led to total chaos.
Jun 26, 202154:48