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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

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Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.
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Straight Wood - Episode 48
Straight Wood - Episode 48
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58:24
June 01, 2022
Wheelchair Basketball - Episode 47
Wheelchair Basketball - Episode 47
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01:11:38
May 25, 2022
The Shocker - Episode 46
The Shocker - Episode 46
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01:13:05
May 18, 2022
What Happens In Dubai Stays In Dubai - Episode 45
What Happens In Dubai Stays In Dubai - Episode 45
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01:13:07
May 11, 2022
T Drive - Episode 44
T Drive - Episode 44
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01:11:29
May 04, 2022
Fred Durst Ruined My Band - Episode 43
Fred Durst Ruined My Band - Episode 43
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01:13:27
April 27, 2022
Milked - Episode 42
Milked - Episode 42
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01:10:07
April 20, 2022
Ocean or Lake? - Episode 41
Ocean or Lake? - Episode 41
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01:16:50
April 13, 2022
Two Mouths - Episode 40
Two Mouths - Episode 40
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01:22:06
April 06, 2022
 Slap Him If You Love Me - Episode 39
Slap Him If You Love Me - Episode 39
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01:21:55
March 30, 2022
Gas On Layaway - Episode 38
Gas On Layaway - Episode 38
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01:29:25
March 23, 2022
Serial Cheater - Episode 37
Serial Cheater - Episode 37
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01:19:41
March 16, 2022
Don't Flinch - Episode 36
Don't Flinch - Episode 36
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01:22:45
March 09, 2022
Daddy - Episode 35
Daddy - Episode 35
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01:03:34
March 02, 2022
Am I Good To Drive? - Episode 34
Am I Good To Drive? - Episode 34
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01:11:37
February 23, 2022
Another Kanye Podcast - Episode 33
Another Kanye Podcast - Episode 33
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01:06:08
February 16, 2022
Uncancellable - Episode 32
Uncancellable - Episode 32
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01:10:38
February 09, 2022
Keep It In The Drafts - Episode 31
Keep It In The Drafts - Episode 31
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01:30:25
February 02, 2022
A Third-Party - Episode 30
A Third-Party - Episode 30
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01:08:27
January 26, 2022
Kanye Vs Pete - Episode 29
Kanye Vs Pete - Episode 29
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01:01:02
January 19, 2022
Taco Bell Wings - Episode 28
Taco Bell Wings - Episode 28
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01:16:37
January 12, 2022
A Fetty Wap Christmas - Episode 27
A Fetty Wap Christmas - Episode 27
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56:57
December 29, 2021
Explosionist - Episode 26
Explosionist - Episode 26
Merch Available now https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com. 0:00 - Intro 3:10 - Jake Paul 12:09 - Semi Truck Accident 22:10 - Crimes in 4K 23:12 - Protocols 27:00 - New baby mama 33:48 - Christmas Relationship 37:11 - Child of an athlete 41:15 - Better chance of doing? 46:00 - 5 days left 53:15 - Would you rather? (Past bs Future) 1:00:10 - Would you rather? (Money) 1:08:41 - Closing Time
01:11:40
December 22, 2021
Off The Back - Episode 25
Off The Back - Episode 25
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01:19:01
December 15, 2021
Sallie Mae is On Instagram! - Episode 24
Sallie Mae is On Instagram! - Episode 24
Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/ 0:00 - Intro 1:30 - Sallie Mae is on Instagram 4:27 - Parmesan Debate 9:15 - Mike’s PSA 11:33 - Talking Dogs 13:31 - Haircuts (Then v Now) 19:10 - Spotify Wrap Up 24:33 - Merch Update 25:25 - Would you rather (Surviving 15 minutes) 30:34 - DM from Mohamed 36:46 - Fake Vaccination Card 39:17 - Celebrities Addressing Rumors 43:40 - What would you do? (Tik Tok) 45:10 - Would you rather ( Minor Super Power) 50:12 - Mikes Story/ How do you wake up? 52:21 - How do you get into your car? 54:44 - GPS talking ish 55:30 - Squid Games 2.0 59:39 - Kevin Hart & The Rock 1:04:29 - Would you rather (Sleep/Wake 20 hours) 1:07:11 - Price going up? 1:11:44 - Santa Clause is Real 1:17:05 - Nike 1:17:43 - YK Osiris 1:24:30 - Would you rather? ( Take back/ Hear everything) 1:28:00 - Outro
01:31:19
December 08, 2021
Kanye’s Prayer - Episode 23
Kanye’s Prayer - Episode 23
Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/ 0:00 - Intro 2:20 - Kimye 11:36 - Money Truck 16:42 - Black Friday 19:11 - Bank Heist 21:29 - Dollar Tree 25:31 - Pros vs Fans 29:37 - Poop Spray 31:24 - Would you rather? 35:11 - Would you rather? 36:26 - Would you rather? (Fighting Scenarios) 43:07 - Weird Scenario (Mike’s Fight Story) 47:19 - Crazy Story 53:21 - what would you do? (Pats Story) 55:56 - Parent Teacher Conference 1:00:03 - Can you do this? 1:03:12 - Would you rather? 1:04: 57 - Holiday Season 1:06:27 - Entrepreneur Day 1:08:24 - Outro
01:12:09
December 01, 2021
Birthday Behavior - Episode 22
Birthday Behavior - Episode 22
Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies. 0:00 - Intro 5:05 - Young Dolph 10:32 - Money isn’t everything 12:50 - When somebody tries to sell you something 17:30 - Rappers vs NBA 19:16 - Lebron Fights 24:30 - Would you rather? 26:05 - Americans 28:42 - Organ Donor 35:00 - Holiday Season 36:24 - One Animal 39:14 - Not that many Jrs 41:21 - Pat’s Subway Rant 43:30 - Deserved to get scammed 45:35 - Old Country Buffet 47:22 - What store would you bring back 49:53 - Mike isn’t a gang member 52:12 - Would you rather? 57:00 - Thanksgiving 1:00:00 - PETA Protest 1:02:19 - Outro
01:05:40
November 24, 2021
X-Ray Vision - Episode 21
X-Ray Vision - Episode 21
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01:15:25
November 17, 2021
We’re Back - Episode 20
We’re Back - Episode 20
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01:04:02
November 10, 2021
Funny Moments Compilation
Funny Moments Compilation
No Podcast this week but we didn't want to leave you all without something to listen to. So we put together a compilation of our funniest moments . See yall next week!  Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies.
43:13
November 03, 2021
Seekers or Secrets? - Episode 19
Seekers or Secrets? - Episode 19
Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies.  0:00 - Intro 3:28 - Alec Baldwin 9:35 - Black Vs White Churches 17:23 - Merch Update 18:34 - Would you rather? 21:40 - Secrets or Seekers? 24:19 - Ghost Driving 30:20 - Donald Trump Update 30:39 - Favorite Song 34:43 - Would you rather? 36:37 - Old MTV 41:55 - Would you rather? 45:30 - Old Men at the gym 48:48 - Would you rather? 51:10 - Different Language 52:17 - Would you rather? 55:08 - NBA 75 1:01:55 - Most Useless body part 1:02:48 - Caitlyn Jenner (Outro)
01:05:45
October 27, 2021
The Bachelor Has To End - Episode 18
The Bachelor Has To End - Episode 18
Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 3:26 - Would you rather? 7:35 - We were in a play 14:56 - Jon Gruden 25:40 - Would you rather? 27:21 - Merch coming soon! 28:43 - Overrated/Underrated/Accurate 37:51 - The Bachelor has to end 46:35 - Mike went to Culvers 49:52 - Would you rather? 52:28 - “You” Season 3 (No spoilers) 57:33 - Which came first? 1:01:15 - Do you close the door? 1:04:21 - Grocery Carrying? 1:08:29 - Would you rather? 1:11:48 - Hypothetical question 1:14:08 - Would you rather? 1:18:05 - Hooters 1:28:40 - WNBA 1:32:39 - Outro
01:34:38
October 20, 2021
Viva Viagra - Episode 17
Viva Viagra - Episode 17
Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 1:27 - Fury vs Wilder 12:10 - Dave Chappelle 19:40 - Have you watched this? 21:54 - Spooky Season 25:35 - Would you Rather? 29:54 - Facebook is down 34:40 - The Rock is a rapper? 39:14 - Would you rather? 42:39 - Relatable 50:36 - You met who? 54:14 - He’s pregnant?? 57:42 - Mike is stupid 58: 55 - Tis the season 1:02:30 - Different perspectives 1:05:14 - Drake & Chris Brown sued 1:07:49 - Hangry 1:10:12 - Commercial Comedy 1:18:10 - Would you rather 1:21:57 - Outro
01:23:49
October 13, 2021
YikYak and The McRib Are Back! - Episode 16
YikYak and The McRib Are Back! - Episode 16
Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 3:30 - Urban Meyer 7:53 - Squid Games 15:10 - Lil Baby 16:49 - Give me my money back 19:14 - Roll the dice 22:25 - Powerball Numbers 24:20 - Plane crash 26:50 - Yik Yak 34:23 - Devious Acts 36:56 - McRib is back 38:30 - Spooky season 44:19 - Walmart vs Target 49:00 - Vaccinated 1:03:18 - Superpowers 1:06:11 - Scalp Lickers 1:07:44 - Wanna get taller? 1:10:08 - Dress up 1:12:20 - Friend Zoned 1:20:00 - Outro
01:19:47
October 06, 2021
You Going To Jail Now - Episode 15
You Going To Jail Now - Episode 15
Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 3:57 - Orcas and Sea Lions 6:11 - Gabby Petito 12:13 - Cancel Him 15:25 - Fish McMuffin 19:58 - American Eating 24:03 - Prison Time for Money 27:33 - Dumb Crimes 28:45 - Kanye West Following People 32:39 - Unwritten Rules 41:09 - Girl Lyrics 42:36 - WYR: Snakes and Bulls 48:16 - This We Watched As Kids 52:36 - Mike’s Story 54:50 - Being Famous For The Wrong Thing 01:03:29 - Pranks 01:06:12 - The Rock 01:08:46 - Drake Vs Michael Jackson 01:16:16 - Singing Into a Fan 01:18:07 - WYR: Jaw or Ankle 01:19:06 - New iPhone 01:22:10 - The View 01:25:41- Outro
01:27:18
September 29, 2021
Whose Kid is This? - Episode 14
Whose Kid is This? - Episode 14
Where to buy "Thanks For The Ride": https://www.amazon.com/Thanks-Ride-Comedic-Short-Stories/dp/1098389298 Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 4:11 - Lost Kid 9:18 - Smart Kids 12:22 - Parents are liars 13:43 - NBA Old Heads 18:51 - Time to Read 20:34 - WYR (War Time) 25:53 - Youngboy vs Nick Cannon 29:55 - Celebrity Parents 34:37 - Emoji Facts 40:35 - Racing 90 Year Olds 42:07 - Alien Encounter 49:00 - Judging Your Shopping Carts 51:11 - Walking Down a Long Hallway 56:47 - Reddit WYR 59:52 - School Days 1:01:00 - Wedding Pics 1:02:41 - Mandela Effect 1:06:20 - Voice Acting 1:08:26 - Outro
01:09:22
September 22, 2021
The Things We’d Do For The Dollar - Episode 13
The Things We’d Do For The Dollar - Episode 13
Where to buy "Thanks For The Ride": https://www.amazon.com/Thanks-Ride-Comedic-Short-Stories/dp/1098389298 Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - intro 3:23 - 9/11 7:59 - Time to Read 9:42 - Family Reunion 11:07 - Fashion week 15:10 - WYR? 16:15 - Mike’s Story 21:30 - Sexy Maid 23:56 - Drivers Ed 29:49 - WYR? 30:52 - Door Man 32:08 - Coupons 35:03 - Super Cat 37:12 - Goats 42:42 - Top Chef 46:21 - Click Bait 49:14 - WYR? 51:13 - In da club 53:55 - WYR? 55:53 - Bees n Bears 59:26 - Library 1:02:05 - Bedtime 1:05:12 - WYR? 1:07:08 - WYR? 1:08:16 - Dinner with Jay Z 1:16:12 - Outro
01:20:08
September 15, 2021
Kanye, Drake, and Kangaroos - Episode 12
Kanye, Drake, and Kangaroos - Episode 12
Donate to help fight childhood cancer  https://bitly.com/KidsFightCancer Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 4:44 - CLB 13:36 - WYR? 16:58 - Fight Cancer 18:42 - Devil On My Shoulder 23:37 - Teachers Crying 30:57 - Heaven or Hell? 34:15 - Annoying Girlfriend 37:09 - Car Trouble 41:19 - Dreaming 49:12 - Kangaroo Time 53:10 - NBA Dodgeball 56:12 - Civilians 59:00 - Buy My Clothes 1:02:00 - Biological Child 1:06:47 - WYR? 1:09:23 - Magic Johnson 1:13:00 - Inner Thoughts 1:16:14 - Caller 1:22:00 - Bishop Sycamore 1:29:16 - Outro
01:33:05
September 08, 2021
Tender Touch - Episode 11
Tender Touch - Episode 11
Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies  0:00 - Intro 4:48 - Donda 16:45 - Jake Paul 20:00 - WYR? 23:33 - Pat’s Story 24:50 - Party Time 31:04 - Wet Tissue 34:01 - Random Couple 37:35 - Addict 39:48 - Tender Touch 43:20 - Kidnapped? 44:27 - HotDogs 46:13 - 9th Place 52:00 - Reddit Group 54:46 - 100 million or your arm 56:58 - Too Much Ice 1:04:53 - Proposal 1:07:30 - Characteristics 1:10:05 - WYR? 1:12:53 - Outro
01:19:41
September 01, 2021
 The Milk Man - Episode 10
The Milk Man - Episode 10
Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 4:06 - Crate Challenge 10:53 - Asking questions in front of the class 12:48 - Rappers got stop 13:50 - Screaming at concerts 17:45 - Dating apps 22:05 - Pj Washington 28:32 - Kardashians control everything 30:20 - Kylie stealing designs? 32:53 - Trump gets booed 34:36 - Guys face timing 36:17 - Girls calling about nothing 38:12 - You can’t pause an online game 41:00 - Chicago Rappers throwing a baseball 43:03 - Chasity belt 44:35 - Would you rather 48:35 - Would you rather 52:08 - Would you rather 55:08 - Would you rather 56:04 - Update on sperm group 59:02 - Onlyfans is done 1:04:15 - Outro
01:05:31
August 25, 2021
Late Nights - Episode 9
Late Nights - Episode 9
Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies  0:00 - Intro 3:38 - Ray Lewis 8:04 - Vaccines talk 13:17 - Crazy dm 15:00 - Would you rather 18:43 - Would you rather 21:58 - Sperm donor 28:56 - Grape flavor 30:47 - Impossible Meat 34:32 - Would our kids use social media? 40:13 - Change a body sound 42:26 - Frozen hands 44:39 - Our haters 47:28 - Stand up comedy 51:45 - Wake up/ Old heads 53:47 - Zillow 56:12 - Counting pennies 58:08 - Black people and microwaves 59:55 - Random conversation 1:02:42 - Would you rather 1:03:53 - Would you rather 1:04:18 - Batman sucks 1:10:50: -Outro
01:13:56
August 18, 2021
Cancel Everyone - Episode 8
Cancel Everyone - Episode 8
Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code "CRASHDUMMIES" at MANSCAPED.com! Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 2:28 - Da baby Canceled? 9:08 - Manscaped 12:07 - 6ix9ine interview 20:26 - Would Pat snitch on Mike? 21:55 - Suitcase full of money 23:55 -Have you ever screamed? 27::00 - Are politicians the new sports teams? 32:21 - Is Kanye waiting for Drake? 37:04 - German Coach punches a horse 41:25 - Girls being impressed 46:37 - Cougar Love 48:13 - What would we do for a million dollars 54:20 - would you rather? 55:48 - Forgetting deodorant 57:39 - Look at us 58:30 - How to survive a zombie apocalypse 1:04:21 - Netflix shows we hate and love 1:04:46 - Outer Banks rant 1:08:34 - All American rant 1:11:01 - More Netflix show rants 1:13:55 - Our shortest relationships 1:17:05 - Our corniest moments 1:20:41 - Water cups 1:21:30 - Bill Cosby stand up? 1:26:43 - Memphis rappers 1:29:02 - Fight to the death 1:34:08 - Outro
01:36:16
August 11, 2021
Bidet Chronicles - Episode 7
Bidet Chronicles - Episode 7
Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code "CRASHDUMMIES" at MANSCAPED.com! Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 Intro 3:38 Rating Restaurants 27:42 Building on fire scenario 29:22 Simone Biles 37:49 Kyrie vs Nike 43:14 Aaron Rodgers 48:01 Would you rather  50:55 If you had 1M 53:01 Someone offers you this deal 56:04 Kelly Clarkston /Dr.Dre 1:03:41 Ashton Kutcher 1:10:12 Mike Story 1:20:48 How do you count 1:23:17 Would you rather 1:25:53 Plunger 1:28:18 Bidet Chronicles 1:33:03 Would you rather 1:39:09 Handshake 1:43:30 Da baby 1:49:04 Donkey vs Giraffe 1:51:38 Outro
01:56:46
August 04, 2021
Pat vs Africa - Episode 6
Pat vs Africa - Episode 6
Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code "CRASHDUMMIES" at MANSCAPED.com!    Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 Intro 2:07 Bucks in 6 7:20 Kanye did what? 13:08 Ad 16:00 Top 5 Rappers 20:00 Two Free things 24:36 Emotionally Scarred 27:46 Runaway child 31:03 Cock Fighting  36:07 Guardians?? 39:27 (picture of Arab mascot) 40:33 Jeff Bezos in space 41:05 (picture of rocket) 45:10 He got fired for what? 47:43 Bad Therapist 48:38 Would you rather… 54:20 Near Death Experience  56:51 Speak Better 59:47 Kardashian Curse 1:01:26 Olympics 1:08:24 Tik Tok Story 1:10:12 R. Kelly 1:12:40 Back to School 1:17:19 would you rather… 1:21:54 What’s her name? 1:26:26 Outro
01:30:50
July 28, 2021
Goat Head - Episode 5
Goat Head - Episode 5
Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code "CRASHDUMMIES" at MANSCAPED.com! 0:00 - intro 3:52 - You ever been jumped before? 11:47 - XXL Freestyle 15:54 - Baby Hitler 19:34 - Nigeria vs USA 24:37 - Chrissy Tiegen Canceled 33:07 - Celebrity Break Ins 38:26 - Ad 41:18 -Toilet Snake 44:21 - Space Jam 2 48:05 - Qdoba vs Chipotle 51:08 - 2021 prediction 57:47 - Statistical Liar 1:08:10 - Would you rather? 1:31:03 - Lamar vs Tristan 1:34:32 - Outro 
01:38:29
July 21, 2021
Wheaties - Episode 4
Wheaties - Episode 4
0:00 - Intro 1:30 - Nigerian Boarding School 9:26 - What happens when you die? 17:00 - Scammed a scammer 25:08 - Athletes vs the world 40:46 - We are officially myth busters? 45:25 - How bad can Mike mess this up?  58:17 - This should be banned in America 1:07:00 - Would you rather. 1:12:25 - A personal thank you  
01:14:23
July 14, 2021
Back Then - Episode 3
Back Then - Episode 3
The guys look back on their childhood and things spiral out of control. They also dive into some recent news, including the Sha'carri Richardson story, which has shocked the country. And of course the fan favorite “Would you Rather” questions.
01:08:33
July 07, 2021
The Seed - Episode 2
The Seed - Episode 2
On this episode the guys discuss Nick Cannon’s baby names, Tristan Thompson’s cheating allegations, NBA players we could beat in 1v1 and the fan favorite “Would you Rather” questions.
01:04:19
June 30, 2021
The Pilot - Episode 1
The Pilot - Episode 1
In this episode Pat and Mike discuss new music that came out, the past UFC events, the Madden cover, and many more sports topics. They also discuss the entertainment boxing industry and a few “would you rather” questions which led to total chaos.
54:48
June 26, 2021