Creepy Kitch
By Creepy Kitch
Stac and Cins ramble on about the weird and the creepy and the smutty. Everything from horror, to romance novels, to just general creepy stuff that we find interesting. Join us, won't you?
Creepy KitchApr 30, 2022
Episode 83: EQUINOX! Dave Made a Maze
Ready for some classic Creepy Kitch rambling? Well, this episode is for you! This month we talk about 2017's epic movie of whimsy Dave Made a Maze along with many other tangents including:
- A very petty Weekly F* Off
- Masturbating turtles
- You want it? Stacy has it.
- F*kable man cow
All this and more!
Comments or questions or recommendations? email us at creepykitchgals@gmail.com
Episode 82: Pantycast! The Lady and the Orc
The third installment of Pantycast returns! This month we talk about Word sorceress, Finley Fenn's Lady and the Orc from her Orc Sworn Series. And let's just say it; Orcs... are filthy. And we are here for it! We're finally getting our format solidified for these eps so if you have any feedback on things you want to hear, let us know at creepykitchgals@gmail.com
Content Warnings for Lady and the Orc if you decide to read: Abuse, talk of Abortion, Dubious Consent, and Violence.
Creep Kitch's FerfmFerfm Annual Halloween Special!
The gals are back with all your Halloween needs! Join us while we gab on about two "Spooky" Episodes of The Amazing World of Gumball! We also discuss our favorite witches, witchcraft, fun traditions, some delightful smutty Halloween reads, and Treaties and Teeties!
All this and more!
Episode 81: Classic Kitch, Last Night in SoHo
Creepy Kitch Episode 13: Half Way to Halloween
Its half way to Halloween! Well, it was last month. Okay, so we recorded this in April and released it in May. Just pretend its April still and the time paradox won't bother you.
This Episode its half way to Halloween! We discuss the movies Halloween: Resurrection and Trick R Treat.
As usual we have the horror crush, the weekly fuck off, and we also discuss horrible sound effects! Plus two emails from Metal Mikey and The Wolf Man!
Hope ya'll enjoy!
Creepy Kitch Episode 12 - Emergency Japanese Grieving Episode
Episode 12 has arrived! We switched up our episodes and decided to do a impromptu Japanese movie theme. We discuss 2002's Ju-On: The Grudge and 1977's cult classic House. We also have our second guest host (with MUCH better sound quality) Bevin from the film blog Fan Fatales. Cins also reviews the independent film she has been obsessing about on Twitter, Midnight Son! In short, GO SEE THIS MOVIE! Demand it! We also read letters from Metal Mikey and the Wolfman, discuss our fundraiser for Tsunami relief for Japan, and the Internet urban legend known as The Slender Man. We are currently fundraising for Japan.
Creepy Kitch Episode 11: Gay Horror
Episode 11 is up! We have our guest host Roy, from Sassycast host this extra fabulous episode of Creepy Kitch. We cover the two gay horror films Hellbent and Make a Wish. One we loved, the other we hated. Find out which! We also discuss some fantastic books including Robert R. Best's Lakewood Memorial. (Edit by Stac: And also the Johannes Cabal books by Jonathon L. Howard. GO READ THEM OR I SWEAR TO HEAVEN I WILL FILLET YOU WHERE YOU POOP. - Luv Stacy) And we also have a special discount offer from our friend Colleen from Wyng'd Lyon Creations! Sorry if our sound quality is a little off folks, we're still working out the whole guest hosting on skype thing. Hope ya'll enjoy!
Episode 80: EQUINOX! Scooby-Doo Meets Kiss
We're back for another EQUINOX episode! This round we talk about the delightfully weird Scooby-Doo Meets Kiss: A Rock and Roll Mystery, which has a surprising amount of Sailor Moon references in it.
Come for the weird movie discussion, stay for the usual tangents and master of foul language.
Enjoy!
Creepy Kitch Episode 10 - Listener's Choice!
Holy Cow! We released semi on schedule! Who Knew!? Episode 10 is our second listener's choice episode. We discuss 1976's Burnt Offerings and 1989's The 'Burbs. The films have absolutely have nothing in common with each other, but who the Hell cares? We also discuss the sexiness of Oliver Reed, why attention whores bug Cins, that garage band sucks, and read ANOTHER email from MetalMikey on this exciting episode!
Creepy Kitch Episode 9 - Vincent Price is a Suave M.F.
Holy Crap! It's about time! This Episode Stac and Cins discuss two fantastic Vincent Price movies: the 1964 Classic, Masque of the Red Death and the surreal 1971 cult classic the Abdominal Dr. Phibes. Also, the weekly fuck off, horror crush, won tons, art haters, and Stac touches herself while watching Charlie Brown Christmas. Sorry about the delay folks. We ran into some editing issues. Our wonderful Gare-bear seems to be MIA. :( If anyone knows our Gary, let him know we miss him and we hope he's alright! Special thanks to our listener and friend Lou for taking the reigns this episode.
Creepy Kitch Episode 8: Train To Hell
This Episode we discuss The movies Midnight Meat Train and End of the Line. We also discuss how Stac and Cins almost got into a fist fight at Disneyland and why Cins lusts after Robert Mitchum. Also stay tuned for a 10 minute outtake conversation of...well just listen in after the exit music. Also, stay tuned on Oct 31 for our Halloween special!
Creepy Kitch Episode 7: WTF?!
Its up! Creepy Kitch Episode 7: WTF!! This episode we discuss the strangest freakin' movies ever made The Sinful Dwarf and Equinox! We also talk about why we love romance novels, why Gone with the Wind rules/sucks, as well as the weekly Fuck Off. We also want to ONCE AGAIN thank our Gare-Bear for editing this episode yet again. All Hail the Gare-Bear! This folks..is a banner episode. Seriously.
Creepy Kitch Episode6: Cult Films
At Long Last! Creepy Kitch Episode 6: Cult Movies! This Episode we discuss the movies Peeping Tom and Spider Baby. We also touch on the usual weekly fuck off as well as discuss other...weird...girl crap. Special thanks to Gary to editing this episode. Bow down to him! You can actually HEAR us this episode!
Creepy Kitch Episode 5: Listeners' Choice
We Back Bitches! Sorry about the long Hiatus. But Episode 5 is finally in the can!...or computer..or whatever. ANYWAYS it's listener's choice this episode! We discuss our thoughts on City of the Living Dead (Our FIRST Fulci film!) and Flight of the Living Dead. And as usual, our weekly fuck off as well as horror crush of the week. ...as well as rambling about nothing. Like we do. Unfortunately our last few seconds were cut off, but the reviews are intact.
Creepy Kitch Podcast Episode 4: Scarred for Life
Here it is! Episode 4: Scarred for Life. Stac and Cins discuss two movies that shaped the horror fans they are today; Disney's The Watcher In The Woods, and Spielberg's Poltergeist. Also included is the Weekly Fuck Off to customers who don't listen and smug I-Hop commercials and our new segment: Horror Crush of The Week! Warning, we were a little cracked out this ep on wine and lack of sleep. ENJOY!
Creepy Kitch Podcast Episode 3: This Old House
Don't look now! Its Episode 3! On this episode, Stacy and I discuss House of the Devil and The Changeling! We also discuss personal ghost stories from our pasts. And we talk about people with neck beards and shitty parenting in the weekly Fuck Off Segment..because sometimes you just gotta tell them to fuck off. Check it out!
Creepy Kitch Podcast Episode 2: Horror Comedies
Stac and Cins are back with Episode 2, Horror Comedies that AREN'T Shaun of the Dead! We discuss The Fearless Vampire Killers, Vampires Anonymous, and Undead...when we're not going off on more tangents. Our sound Quality is SLOWLY improving...the key word here is slowly....slooooooooowly. Give It A Listen!
Creepy Kitch Episode 1!
So Stac and I have determined one thing...technology despises us. Truly. It hates us with the fire of a thousand flaming nuns. Have you ever seen a flaming nun? Trust me..they're hot. Literally. But after wrestling with conversion issues, recording times, mic troubles, and still trying to figure out how to get our theme song onto the track (which, by the way, we haven't yet. So we have no theme music this episode), we finally go SOMETHING up! FINALLY! Its a small victory for us. But one that feels OH so glorious. So here you have it, folks, Creepy Kitch the Podcast, Episode 1 - Children in Peril! On our fresh virgin episode Stac and I review Silent Hill, Dolls, and The Gate. Some quick notes: Our sound quality isn't that great (Well actually my side of the cast is pretty damn quiet...stupid Skype) and this is mostly my fault. My Mac went kerflooy a few months back and I've been operating on my husband's laptop. And unfortunately, the poor lil thing doesn't have enough power for me to get a good sound mixer. BUT I am working towards getting a new computer and when I do...well I'll eventually figure out how to get better sound quality. Next ep we promise that you'll be able to hear me better. Until then I really hope it won't detour you from listening to us. Occasionally Stac and I say something profound. ...Actually, we just curse a lot. Regardless, enjoy! We hope it was worth the wait! If anyone has any advice on how to get better sound please let us know! We're open to suggestions!!
Episode 79: Pantycast! One Night in Garoureve
Creepy Kitch's Pantycast returns, where we talk all things Romance novel-y! This Episode we discuss the awesomeness of One Night in Garoureve. and its pitch perfect example of non toxic masculenity. A lady, a werwolf, and a whole lot of epic bangin'. Plus our usual dirty mouth banter. Hope ya'll enjoy!
Episode 78: Classic Creepy Kitch, Eyes of Fire
And we're back and in true fashion, we were plagued with internet issues while recording! We're sorry for the wonky sound quality on Cins's end. Anyways, on this episode of Classic Creepy, we discuss the hidden gem folk horror, 1983's Eyes of Fire. You also get some fun tales of how Cins once got trapped in a corset and Stac had her brush with true crime... she also knows all the lyrics to Busta Move.
Creepy Kitch Episode 77: EQUINOX! The VelociPastor
Our first EQUINOX episode! Equi-cast? Whatever it's called, we reviewed a DOOZY. In this episode, we talk about the weird and yet bizarrely delightful The VelociPastor. Buckle up peeps, this is one hellava movie!
Also on this ep:
- Why we hate daylight savings.
- Voltaire has a foot fetish.
- "Huh...China IS east!"
All this and more!
Creepy Kitch Episode 76: PANTY CAST! Tiffany Roberts's Infinite City Series
The inaugural pantry cast episode where we drag you into the world of romance novels! Join us for this super-sized episode where we discuss Tiffany Roberts's Sci-Fi Romance series, The Infinite City. Also join us for Stacy's unintentional review of the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Spoiler, she hated it).
Lustful fur-covered heroes! Super horny heroines! Weird peen! It's all here so settle in and grab yourself a drink because we're digging deep!
Creepy Kitch: A new Begining...and Candyman 2021
We're back and we're in a new format! WOO! Its been a chore but finally Cins and Stac finally figured out how to edit their podcast to discuss 2021's epic Candyman. Bear with us, peeps. We're learning as we go!
Listen for info on our new format, stay for the foul language.