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Completely Random Foolishness

Completely Random Foolishness

By Ayzha Burwell

A not so average show dedicated to making you laugh and think.
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Episode 64: Roasting People I Know But Anonymously So They Won't Murder Me

Completely Random FoolishnessNov 13, 2020

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Episode 64: Roasting People I Know But Anonymously So They Won't Murder Me

Episode 64: Roasting People I Know But Anonymously So They Won't Murder Me

If you listen closely, you can hear the sounds of me having a slight mental breakdown and descending into madness. Oh, and this is me roasting some people I know but I changed their names in case they find out I did this and decide to come after me with murderous intentions.
Nov 13, 202021:24
Episode 63: Among Us and Other Things I'm Really Excited About Right Now

Episode 63: Among Us and Other Things I'm Really Excited About Right Now

I talk about the newly popularized game Among Us and why it's so successful, waiting for season 2 of the Mandalorian and Dr. Stone, and weddings. None of these things go together. Mind your business.
Oct 03, 202040:49
Episode 62: HOAs are the Worst

Episode 62: HOAs are the Worst

HOAs (home owners associations) cause more trouble than it's worth. If you've ever lived in one, or know someone who has lived in one, you've probably been exposed to tons of community stupidity. I'm not saying that all HOAs are bad, but I am saying that my last dying wish is to see HOAs banned from existence. Join us for a talk about some of the dumbest, craziest, and problem causing rules that HOAs have imposed on their neighborhoods. 

Aug 02, 202029:58
Episode 61: TV Couples, where are they now?

Episode 61: TV Couples, where are they now?

Hi boys, girls, and minotaurs. Have you ever wondered where your favorite TV couples ended up after the show was over? Wonder no more. I have brought you the answers. 

Jul 24, 202043:16
Episode 60: Why Working at a Grocery Store is the Worst but also Still Cool

Episode 60: Why Working at a Grocery Store is the Worst but also Still Cool

I'm sorry this is so long!!!! Here I am telling you all the *tea* about working at Comida Animal, the grocery store I do part time at. Working with the public is exhausting but also entertaining at the same time.
Jun 25, 202001:30:07
Episode 59: Worst Songs by the Best Bands/Artists

Episode 59: Worst Songs by the Best Bands/Artists

These people gave us hits but they also gave us flops.
May 29, 202016:03
Episode 58: Bibles Stories but Retold for Dummies #2

Episode 58: Bibles Stories but Retold for Dummies #2

A continuation of the bible stories retold series, CRF style. On today's show: Joseph and his coat of many many many colors.
"It was red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And red and yellow and green and brown and
Scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And blue"
May 22, 202034:07
Episode 57: A Comprehensive Guide to the Most Lit Books You Can Read

Episode 57: A Comprehensive Guide to the Most Lit Books You Can Read

The start of a new season! I have made a list of reading materials for your enjoyment during this quarantine hour.
May 15, 202037:51
Episode 56: Who Would Win ft My Brother

Episode 56: Who Would Win ft My Brother

Hi, this is editing Ayzha here. Everything you're about to hear was prerecorded last week over two or three days. This has been a really hectic two weeks with a lot of this and that going on and trying to readjust to doing everything from home. So, I wanted to do something for April Fools this week aaaaamd, it looks like that's not going to happen because I should have released this episode last week, but instead it's coming out this week. Anyway, go and prank somebody today and to show them you love them. But uh, you know, do the whole 6 ft apart thing. Idk. Ok great. Back to the show.


Apr 03, 202001:22:54
Episode 55: You Are Not A Failure (yet)

Episode 55: You Are Not A Failure (yet)

Let's just start 2020 over again but this time without all the craziness. Also, you don't have to be successful right now. It's okay if it takes a little more time than you expected. Let's discuss.
Mar 19, 202034:05
Episode 54: The Problem With Commentary YouTube

Episode 54: The Problem With Commentary YouTube

Youtube commentary channels are taking over. However, is this really a good thing?
Mar 05, 202046:56
Episode 53: The Legacy of Criminal Minds + Series Finale Review

Episode 53: The Legacy of Criminal Minds + Series Finale Review

Talking about why Criminal Minds was so successful as a show and what they did wrong and right.
Feb 21, 202054:55
Episode 52: How to Date a Hawt Chick on Valentine's Day 10 Step Course (Parody)

Episode 52: How to Date a Hawt Chick on Valentine's Day 10 Step Course (Parody)

You ever seen those videos where they try to sell you an expensive video course for something you don't need? Well, this is one of those.
Feb 13, 202034:60
Episode 51: What's the Worst That Could Happen? (Interactive Game)

Episode 51: What's the Worst That Could Happen? (Interactive Game)

This is the story of Paul Ball. Let's see how much we can destroy his life in this choose your own adventure type game.
Feb 08, 202056:13
Episode 50: Answering Life's Greatest Questions

Episode 50: Answering Life's Greatest Questions

Spoiler alert: These are not life's greatest questions.
Jan 31, 202048:59
Episode 49: Dating is like, hard

Episode 49: Dating is like, hard

Well well well, it's about time I tell you kids how much of a struggle dating is and why it sucks. Actually, it's not as bad as you think. I have several entertaining stories for you. You're welcome.
Jan 23, 202001:06:01
Episode 48: Products That No One Asked for But Have the Audacity to Exist Anyway

Episode 48: Products That No One Asked for But Have the Audacity to Exist Anyway

13 things that someone decided to make even though there is ABSOLUTELY no one on planet earth in their right mind who would buy it. 

Jan 16, 202055:24
Episode 47: Very Very Bad 2020 Predictions

Episode 47: Very Very Bad 2020 Predictions

I'm going to try to predict what happens in 2020 using a random number generator. It's stupid, I know, but it's fun.
Jan 09, 202053:09
Episode 46: I took a solo vacation and it was nuts

Episode 46: I took a solo vacation and it was nuts

I recently went on a mini vacay by myself for the very first time, and HOLY COW was it crazy. You've never heard a story like this one, I promise.
Dec 14, 201901:34:25
Episode 45: Adults Really Don't Understand Teens

Episode 45: Adults Really Don't Understand Teens

Do us all a favor and stop writing teen shows if you don't understand how teens really talk. --- Thank you Ready to Glare for inspiring this episode. Also go check out the song Big 21 by my friend Young Ayo on YouTube. She's cool.
Nov 28, 201938:09
Episode 44: Celebrity Superlatives

Episode 44: Celebrity Superlatives

A ridiculous story about my school superlative experience + nominating celebrities for their own weird superlatives. (You know what superlatives are. Best dressed, most likely to succeed, best couple etc.)
Nov 15, 201930:29
Episode 43: Bible Stories, but Retold for Dummies

Episode 43: Bible Stories, but Retold for Dummies

You've heard of the King James Version, now get ready for the CRF version. Trust me, you'll never be confused again. Join me for a respectful (but still comical) retelling of classic stories.
Nov 07, 201931:40
Episode 42: Creating a New Holiday That's Better than Halloween

Episode 42: Creating a New Holiday That's Better than Halloween

Halloween is overrated.
Oct 31, 201928:54
Episode 41: What Your Dreams Mean

Episode 41: What Your Dreams Mean

Ever had a crazy dream and want to know what it says about you? Stick around to hear me interpreting your dreams... if you can handle it. Wait, sorry. That was kind of cryptic and creepy. I din't mean to scare you. I'm not actually psychic or a prophet or whatever. I just have an active imagination.

Oct 24, 201933:10
Episode 40: Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide

Episode 40: Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide

Wanna survive the zombie apocalypse? Of course you do. That's why you should check out this episode. Also, go watch Zombieland Double Tap and let me know if it's worth me spending money on and if I should just see Maleficent 2 instead.
Oct 17, 201927:15
Episode 39: Top 10 Video Games/Series (pt 2)

Episode 39: Top 10 Video Games/Series (pt 2)

Part two of the list of best video games out there (in my own dumb opinion anyway). Go check out part one if you haven't already. Sorry it's late 😔
Oct 10, 201954:53
Episode 38: Top 10 Video Games/Series (pt 1)

Episode 38: Top 10 Video Games/Series (pt 1)

A list of my personal top video games! Part one includes The list from 10-5.

Sep 26, 201954:52
Podcast 1 Year Anniversary!!!

Podcast 1 Year Anniversary!!!

It's been one year already! Come and play dice roulette with me to celebrate.

Sep 05, 201941:15
Episode 36: Interview with a 7 Year Old

Episode 36: Interview with a 7 Year Old

My brother and I answer the same 21 questions to see exactly how different our perspectives on life are.

Aug 29, 201951:56
Episode 35: Reading Public Diary Entries

Episode 35: Reading Public Diary Entries

Taken from the app Question Diary and also Whisper, we go through some interesting, funny, dumb, and sad diary entries... Some things need to stay private 

Aug 22, 201945:42
Episode 34: Unusual School Survival Tips You Haven't heard Before

Episode 34: Unusual School Survival Tips You Haven't heard Before

When you listen to school survival tips, you typically hear the same ones over and over again. Here are four new tips I can almost guarantee you haven't heard before.

Aug 15, 201947:56
Episode 33: Translating Songs to Another Language and Back to English

Episode 33: Translating Songs to Another Language and Back to English

You take a song and put it into Google Translate, then you put it through 5 different languages and reverse it back to English. Then you see what kinds of atrocities are before you in the *new and improved* lyrics. 

Aug 07, 201947:56
*ANNOUNCEMENT*

*ANNOUNCEMENT*

hey folks, here's a quick update
Jul 25, 201905:14
Episode 32: Area 51 Break In and Alien Smuggling Strategies

Episode 32: Area 51 Break In and Alien Smuggling Strategies

For all of you planning to storm Area 51 in September but have not idea how to do it, I've got you covered with 4 different strategies.

Jul 18, 201934:04
Episode 31: MLM Scams are the Worst

Episode 31: MLM Scams are the Worst

Me ranting about what are basically legal pyramid schemes
Jul 11, 201950:24
Unpopular Opinions: Instagram Edition (ft. weird egg videos)

Unpopular Opinions: Instagram Edition (ft. weird egg videos)

Instagram is a weird place to be.
Jul 04, 201940:54
Episode 29: Ranking Superheroes/villians from Worst to Best

Episode 29: Ranking Superheroes/villians from Worst to Best

Superhero movies are my favorite! Recently, I watched Shazam for the first time and was really shocked by how good it was. This inspired me to make a ranking of supers according to three criterion (or is it criteria???). Join me as I attempt to figure out why Catwoman is honestly just the worst and why Venom's sharp toothed, slimy tongued, creepy face just works.

Jun 27, 201939:31
Episode 27: Kids Movies that *SLAP*

Episode 27: Kids Movies that *SLAP*

I didn't want to use that word, but I had to.

This week I host the first annual CRF Awards Show for movies. Like real awards shows, but *better. 

**not really 

These kids movies from my childhood deserve to be recognized. 

Jun 05, 201946:42
Episode 26: Smh, Your Life Sucks

Episode 26: Smh, Your Life Sucks

Join me as I talk about some huge FML moments from the website Fmylife.com as well as some stories of my own! 


It's family friendly, I promise. I say that like 6 times during this episode lol.

May 29, 201942:54
Episode 25: How to Get a Boyfriend According to Wikihow

Episode 25: How to Get a Boyfriend According to Wikihow

Wikihow is the finest source of relationship advice, obviously. 

May 22, 201939:02
Episode 24: Reading Really Bad Fan Fiction

Episode 24: Reading Really Bad Fan Fiction

SEASON 2! Yes, are you excited for more random foolishness? I am. We kick it off with some light reading. 

May 15, 201952:18
Episode 23: Expectations vs Reality

Episode 23: Expectations vs Reality

Life doesn't always go as planned...

Apr 17, 201942:16
Game of Thrones Seasons 1-7 Highlights and Heartbreaks (A Recap)

Game of Thrones Seasons 1-7 Highlights and Heartbreaks (A Recap)

Before season 8 comes out April 14th, let's go through all the previous seasons and reminisce on what's happened thus far. Here are my personal highlights and heartbreaks of all the seasons so far. 

WARNING: CONTAINS SEASONS 1-7 SPOILERS (duh, but I have to say it anyway)

Apr 11, 201952:32
Episode 21: I Let the Internet Write Me A Script
Apr 04, 201949:55
Episode 20: Interview w/ a Filmmaker

Episode 20: Interview w/ a Filmmaker

This week I interviewed a good friend of mine, Austin Bitikofer, on being an indie filmmaker. Austin comes with tons of advice, great stories, and funny moments. If you're an indie filmmaker yourself, or even just curious about what it's like, you'll want to hear what he has to say.

Mar 28, 201953:10
Episode 19: Does Troom Troom Make Cringy Videos on Purpose?

Episode 19: Does Troom Troom Make Cringy Videos on Purpose?

We take a deep dive into the world of Troom Troom, a popular life hacks YouTube channel known for it's weird content, to see how it all works. 

Mar 20, 201941:17
Episode 18: Joining the Circus

Episode 18: Joining the Circus

I've always wanted to run away and join the circus. Come join my fake circus with me. 

Mar 13, 201933:16
Episode 17: The Jonas Brothers Reunion + why it was good

Episode 17: The Jonas Brothers Reunion + why it was good

Let's talk about that grrreat Jonas Brothers comeback, as well discussing other reunions, band sound changes, and more.
Mar 06, 201946:55
Episode 16: Writing Letters to My Least Favorite People

Episode 16: Writing Letters to My Least Favorite People

These people have really gotten under my skin, and so I decided to write them each a letter about it. Come join me in my epic quest of forgiveness and venting. 

Feb 27, 201942:14
Episode 15: Near-Death Experiences

Episode 15: Near-Death Experiences

Reading through some crazy near-death experiences (including one of my own), and also exploring the mind of a person during these experiences.

Feb 20, 201938:07