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Crisis Twink

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Celebrated twink Drew Haskins breaks down the week's pressing cultural emergencies and tears the community apart.
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RE-RELEASE: "Show Him More Catboys!" w/ Julia Gray

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"Hater Community" w/ Mike Leo
"Hater Community" w/ Mike Leo
Miv! Can you do something for me????? Drew finally welcomes beloved oomf Mike Leo to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Reputation's five year anniversary. The girlies debate Taylor's snake era, the unseen hand of Todrick Hall, kitchen nightmares, and Ethel Cain's whole deal.  All this and more on the ninety-second episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Mike on Twitter.
01:17:38
November 30, 2022
"The White Slip Sofa Album" w/ Kaitlyn Tiffany
"The White Slip Sofa Album" w/ Kaitlyn Tiffany
Drew welcomes writer and author Kaitlyn Tiffany (The Atlantic, Everything I Need I Get From You: How Fangirls Created the Internet as We Know It) to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the Joan Didion estate sale. The girlies marvel over $7,000 pebbles, leaving a legacy through leather trashcans, Katy Perry and Rick Caruso's flop era, and a little song called "If I Die Young." Plus--they tackle the eternal question: "Are the Barbs alright?" All this and more on the ninety-first episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Kaitlyn on Twitter.
01:16:18
November 23, 2022
"Real Housewives Round-Up" w/ Dakota Wright
"Real Housewives Round-Up" w/ Dakota Wright
What a TREAT! Drew welcomes beacon of light and North Carolina royalty Dakota Wright (@printfairy on TikTok) for a very special Bravo recap episode. The girlies chit chat about dueling Ultimate Girl's Trip casting rumors, how to fix Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Mary Cosby's legacy, and Cookout. All this and more on the ninetieth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Dakota on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube.
01:00:46
November 15, 2022
GIRLS ROOM: "One Man's Trash" + "Boys" w/ Spencer Fox
GIRLS ROOM: "One Man's Trash" + "Boys" w/ Spencer Fox
On this week's episode of GIRLS ROOM, musician Spencer Fox from the iconic band Charly Bliss joins Drew and Julia to recapping Season 2, Episodes 5 & 6 of HBO's Girls. The delusional girls discuss Patrick Wilson, the critical reaction to the show in 2013, Marnie's Jackie Kennedy drag, and The Thirsty Crow. Join us next week with another extra special guest! Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Julia on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Spencer on Instagram.
01:18:15
November 14, 2022
"Hydraulics Make Our Heads Go Blah" w/ Autumn Carter & Sam Zirebwa
"Hydraulics Make Our Heads Go Blah" w/ Autumn Carter & Sam Zirebwa
We in the car! We ride slow! We doin' things that the girls don't do! Drew welcomes back fan favorites Autumn Carter and Sam Zirebwa to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the importance of Danity Kane. The girlies teach the world about the Diddy to Tyra Banks continuum, Aubrey O'Day's Forrest Gump-esque place in American history, choreography as a means of social rebellion, and humps. All this and more on the eighty-ninth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram.
01:13:54
November 09, 2022
GIRLS ROOM: "Bad Friend" + "It's a Shame About Ray" w/ James Rettig
GIRLS ROOM: "Bad Friend" + "It's a Shame About Ray" w/ James Rettig
On this week's episode of GIRLS ROOM, writer and music critic James Rettig (Stereogum) joins Drew and Julia to recapping Season 2, Episodes 3 & 4 of HBO's Girls. The delusional girls discuss Hannah and Elijah's coke binge, Jazzhate, Icona Pop's iconic pop iconography, and Audrey Gelman's mystique. Join us next week with another extra special guest! Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Julia on Twitter and Instagram. Follow James on Twitter.
01:09:12
November 06, 2022
GIRLS ROOM: "It's About Time" + "I Get Ideas" w/ Kaitlyn Tiffany
GIRLS ROOM: "It's About Time" + "I Get Ideas" w/ Kaitlyn Tiffany
On this week's episode of GIRLS ROOM, writer Kaitlyn Tiffany (The Atlantic) joins Drew and Julia to recapping Season 2, Episodes 1 & 2 of HBO's Girls. The delusional girls discuss Donald Glover, Marnie & Elijah's tryst, Shosh's revenge, and convalescence. Join us next week with another extra special guest! Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Julia on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Kaitlyn on Twitter.
01:08:50
November 05, 2022
"Rough Puff"
"Rough Puff"
Drew just had to take some time out of his business bitch schedule to record a quick ep. Topics include Great British Baking Show, Gwen Stefani's legacy, Meghann Fahy wearing the new diva crown, and Dr. Wendy being a loser. All this and more on the eighty-eighth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
20:17
November 04, 2022
RE-RELEASE: "Julia Fox and the Metaverse of Madness" w/ Grace Muth
RE-RELEASE: "Julia Fox and the Metaverse of Madness" w/ Grace Muth
Drew welcomes dear friend Grace Muth to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the metaverse. The girlies parse living in the simulation, virtual Balenciaga, the Kimye arms race, and Taylor's versions. All this and more on the fortieth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Grace on Instagram.
59:09
November 02, 2022
"The Final Gurls" w/ Pierce Richter & Jack Mazzeo
"The Final Gurls" w/ Pierce Richter & Jack Mazzeo
Drew welcomes back fan favorites Pierce Richter and Jack Mazzeo to discuss this week's cultural emergency: '80s slashers. The girlies freak out about Friday the 13th, women with agency, the Halloween franchise's peaks and valleys, and Kyle Richards' piece-y bayang. PLUS--a discussion of Midnights, Dirt Femme, and The Loneliest Time. All this and more on the eighty-seventh episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Pierce on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Jack on Twitter and Instagram.
01:16:45
October 26, 2022
"Shoutout to Spike TV" w/ Charlie Lowe
"Shoutout to Spike TV" w/ Charlie Lowe
In part two of a very special crossover event, Drew welcomes UC3P co-chair Charlie Lowe to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Robert Pattinson's renaissance. The girlies bro out about watching Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 at a motel outside the Grand Canyon, Law & Order marathons, microplastics, and Michael McDonald's hair. All this and more on the eighty-sixth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Charlie on Twitter and Instagram.
01:12:39
October 21, 2022
"Peppermint Patty-Induced Renal Failure" w/ Audrey Baer
"Peppermint Patty-Induced Renal Failure" w/ Audrey Baer
Drew welcomes UC3P co-chair Audrey Baer to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Ryan Gosling. The girlies talk about his peculiar charm, La La Land five years later, Reese's Take 5 bars, and the bombshell new report from Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis' ex-nanny. All this and more on the eighty-fifth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram.
01:18:06
October 19, 2022
"Sugabros" w/ Tom Aspaul
"Sugabros" w/ Tom Aspaul
Drew welcomes UK-based singer and songwriter Tom Aspaul to discuss this week's cultural emergency: UK girl groups are not internationally appreciated enough . The girlies chat about Tom's fantastic new album Life In Plastic, Nicole Scherzinger's wisdom, Xenomania's experimental brilliance, and settling the Sugababes vs. Girls Aloud debate. All this and more on the eighty-fourth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Tom on Twitter and Instagram, and check out Life In Plastic: Expanded Edition on October 17th, 2022.
01:00:53
October 12, 2022
GIRLS ROOM: "Leave Me Alone" + "She Did" w/ Catherine Cohen
GIRLS ROOM: "Leave Me Alone" + "She Did" w/ Catherine Cohen
On this week's episode of GIRLS ROOM, actor, comedian, and Seek Treatment co-host Catherine Cohen joins Drew and Julia to recapping Season 1, Episodes 9 & 10 of HBO's Girls. The delusional girls discuss the end of Season 1, Ray's charm, dumb whores, and Jessa's shotgun wedding to Thomas-John. Join us in two weeks with another extra special guest! Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Julia on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Catherine on Twitter and Instagram.
57:52
October 11, 2022
GIRLS ROOM: "Welcome to Bushwick a.k.a. The Crackcident" + "Weirdos Need Girlfriends Too" w/ George Civeris
GIRLS ROOM: "Welcome to Bushwick a.k.a. The Crackcident" + "Weirdos Need Girlfriends Too" w/ George Civeris
On this week's episode of GIRLS ROOM, Gawker editor and StraightioLab co-host George Civeris joins Drew and Julia to recapping Season 1, Episodes 7 & 8 of HBO's Girls. The delusional girls discuss indie sleaze partying, Adam's toxicity, getting slapped by a gay guy, and Modcloth. Join us next week with another extra special guest! Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Julia on Twitter and Instagram. Follow George on Twitter and Instagram.
01:10:13
October 06, 2022
"Off-Duty Model Look" w/ Alex Huffman
"Off-Duty Model Look" w/ Alex Huffman
On an instant all-timer episode, Drew welcomes writer and producer Alex Huffman to discuss this week's cultural emergency: TikTok experts. The girlies grumble about thoughtful pairing, Dua Lipa's utilitarianism, a woman's naïveté, and cyst walls. Plus-- a relitigation of the Great Stan War of 2013! All this and more on the eighty-third episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Alex on Twitter.
01:14:23
October 05, 2022
GIRLS ROOM: "Hard Being Easy" + "The Return" w/ Moises Mendez II
GIRLS ROOM: "Hard Being Easy" + "The Return" w/ Moises Mendez II
On this week's episode of GIRLS ROOM, writer Moises Mendez II (TIME) joins Drew and Julia to recapping Season 1, Episodes 5 & 6 of HBO's Girls. The delusional girls discuss Marnie & Charlie's horrible breakup, watching the show under duress, Jessa Johanssen chaos theory, and "Pretty Girl Rock." Join us next week with another extra special guest! Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Julia on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Moises on Twitter and Instagram.
01:13:00
September 29, 2022
"Yolanda's Farm" w/ Ilina Mitra
"Yolanda's Farm" w/ Ilina Mitra
Welcome to the Kathy Hilton Years. Drew welcomes back fan favorite and Housewives expert Ilina Mitra to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills'  trip to Aspen. The girlies fret over the omnipotent Miss Hilton, Lisa Rinna's transgressions, queer women fighting via pop music, and Malibu Barbie Paytas-Hacmon. All this and more on the eighty-second episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Ilina on Twitter and Instagram.
01:15:54
September 28, 2022
"We Only Have Enough to Get You Started" w/ Michael Benjamin
"We Only Have Enough to Get You Started" w/ Michael Benjamin
Drew welcomes actor and comedian Michael Benjamin to discuss this week's cultural emergency: 2000s Best New Artist Grammy winners. The girlies litigate whether or not the Grammys got it right, stanning Norah Jones, Adam Levine's sexting scandal, and AirBnb. All this and more on the eighty-first episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Michael on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok.
01:06:40
September 22, 2022
GIRLS ROOM: "Vagina Panic" + "All Adventurous Women Do" + "Hannah's Diary"
GIRLS ROOM: "Vagina Panic" + "All Adventurous Women Do" + "Hannah's Diary"
On this week's episode of GIRLS ROOM, Drew and Julia are recapping Season 1, Episodes 2-4 of HBO's Girls. The delusional girls discuss relationship anxieties, Shoshanna's Dylan's Candy Bar obsession, the first appearance of Elijah(!), and Kathryn Hahn. Join us next week with an extra special guest! Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Julia on Twitter and Instagram.
57:47
September 20, 2022
"Cutting the Salami: Live Action Reboot" w/ Will Sandercock
"Cutting the Salami: Live Action Reboot" w/ Will Sandercock
HI ALL! Having a tech nightmare this afternoon, so I'm re-uploading this episode for posterity. Thanks for understanding and being patient. Drew welcomes back entertainment industry insider Will Sandercock (AKA Lazer Minnelli) to discuss this week's cultural emergency: sampling in pop music. The girlies debate the unimaginative repurposing of old hits, Saweetie's mid-2000s karaoke, the queen's demise, and whether or not James Charles is a twink. All this and more on the eightieth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Will on Twitter and Instagram. Donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds.
01:11:28
September 14, 2022
GIRLS ROOM: "Pilot"
GIRLS ROOM: "Pilot"
What if “a voice of a generation” was actually THE voice? Join Drew and writer, critic, and Crisis Twink fan favorite Julia Gray on their new weekly venture GIRLS ROOM. Drew and Julia are recapping HBO's Girls from the very beginning starting with the pilot, which turned ten years old this year! The delusional girls discuss fantasizing about Brooklyn as Maryland high-schoolers, Lena Dunham's singular genius, unlikable women in comedy, and Adam Driver's haircut. It is the start of what is sure to be a thoroughly unpleasant but delightful journey into one of the greatest TV shows of all time. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Julia on Twitter and Instagram.
49:01
September 13, 2022
"Mainstream Nut" w/ Grant Cordes
"Mainstream Nut" w/ Grant Cordes
In one of the Olivia Wilde-st episodes yet, Drew welcomes deep friend of the pod Grant Cordes to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the decline of 2000s dad-rock. The girlies dive into Interpol's slide into irrelevancy, Arcade Fire, the Don't Worry Darling press tour fiasco, and peppermint. All this and more on the seventy-ninth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Grant on BeReal @grntcc. Donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds.
01:17:07
September 07, 2022
"The Cinnamon Challenge" w/ Emma Steyaert
"The Cinnamon Challenge" w/ Emma Steyaert
Yeehaw! Drew welcomes dear friend Emma Steyaert to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Texas. The girlies talk about the state's weird blend of celebrity exports, Jessica Simpson's empire, Harry Styles' latest queer-baiting fiasco, and a TikTok sensation that could bring the nation's coffee shops to their knees. All this and more on the seventy-eighth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram.
01:10:03
August 31, 2022
"The Good Thing About Twinks..." w/ Tyler Dinucci
"The Good Thing About Twinks..." w/ Tyler Dinucci
Daddy's home. Drew welcomes writer, political commentator, and fan favorite Tyler Dinucci back for a record-breaking fourth appearance to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Christian and Herschel Walker. The girlies pontificate about pink-haired liberals and tradcath scrambling, Family Guy, Amandla Stenberg vs. Lena Wilson, and a new diva named Miss Fiercalicious. All this and more on the seventy-seventh episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Tyler on Twitter and Instagram.
01:15:52
August 24, 2022
"Highway Drew-nicorn (Road to Love)"
"Highway Drew-nicorn (Road to Love)"
Due to scheduling snafus, Drew is by himself this week. However, he went to the Chromatica Ball and had many epiphanies that he shares with you. All this and more on the seventy-sixth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram.
20:32
August 17, 2022
"Two Divas, One Stone" w/ Molly Smith & Sarah Bailey
"Two Divas, One Stone" w/ Molly Smith & Sarah Bailey
Drew welcomes queenas Molly Smith and Sarah Bailey to discuss this week's cultural emergency: curly hair. The girlies chit chat about Olivia Newton-John's curl visibility, Serena Williams' storied career, Teresa Giudice's tacky celebration of love, and Skete. All this and more on the seventy-fifth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram.
01:01:09
August 10, 2022
"The Beyhive Buzz" w/ Larry Fitzmaurice
"The Beyhive Buzz" w/ Larry Fitzmaurice
Drew welcomes music writer Larry Fitzmaurice (Last Donut of the Night) to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Renaissance. The girlies discuss Beyoncé's insanely excellent new album, Lemonade's slightly sour aftertaste, Will Smith's apology video, and the bro-ification of the skirt. Plus-- a retrospective on Solar Power one year after release! All this and more on the seventy-fourth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Larry on Twitter. Donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds.
01:12:45
August 05, 2022
"CBT (Care Bear Therapy)" w/ Julia Gray
"CBT (Care Bear Therapy)" w/ Julia Gray
It's bad bitch o'clock CST! Drew welcomes back writer & critic Julia Gray  to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Lizzo's new album Special. The girlies fret about toxic positivity pop, how everyday is a birthday, Bradley Cooper's cabana boy photoshoot, and #FreeShakira. Plus--a segment dies and is reborn like a glorious phoenix out of the ashes. All this and more on the seventy-third episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Julia on Twitter and Instagram. Donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds.
01:02:50
August 03, 2022
RE-RELEASE: "Secrets From A Girl Who's Seen It All" w/ Eddie Byrne
RE-RELEASE: "Secrets From A Girl Who's Seen It All" w/ Eddie Byrne
It's the landmark 25th episode of Crisis Twink, and I'm releasing it early as a treat for all the listeners who have tuned in so far! Thank you from the bottom of my heart for making this pod community so much fun, and I'm excited for all the incredible guests and declining culture to come. It's also the funniest and craziest episode yet as Drew welcomes Chicago legend Eddie Byrne to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Christy Carlson Romano's YouTube channel. The girlies freak out about her calmly vengeful storytelling style, the Barbpocalypse, whether or not David Wojnarowicz would've liked the Met Gala, and Connecticut girls. All this and more on the twenty-fifth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:30:31
July 27, 2022
"I Died Sad"
"I Died Sad"
Drew is exhausted, so naturally he decided to release a solo bonus episode. Topics include Jeremy Allan White, the Drag Race talent show, Diana Jenkins being floperelle, and stomach bugs. All this and more on the seventy-second episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
21:36
July 25, 2022
"L'Ananas Ne Parle Pas!" w/ Michael Sambasivam
"L'Ananas Ne Parle Pas!" w/ Michael Sambasivam
Drew welcomes Canadian twink Michael Sambasivam to discuss this week's cultural emergency: 2000s Canadiana. The girlies chat about the House Hippo, latex puppetry, TimBiebs, and Lana Del Rey's trip to the Cook County Jail. Plus--Drew and Michael reassess Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers two months after its release. All this and more on the seventy-first episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Michael on Instagram. Donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds.
01:15:20
July 20, 2022
"She Doesn't Have It" w/ Fleetwood Max
"She Doesn't Have It" w/ Fleetwood Max
Drew welcomes the legend Fleetwood Max (Spinner's Club) to discuss this week's cultural emergency: no one has star power anymore. The girlies lament the lack of true "it factor" amongst the current crop of celebrities, gay pandering's adverse effect on relevancy, Jen Shah's guilty plea, and a sticky situation at the East Hamptons GOOP store. All this and more on the seventieth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Max on Twitter and Instagram. Donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds.
01:28:04
July 13, 2022
"Raw Potato" w/ Roz Kutsch
"Raw Potato" w/ Roz Kutsch
In one of the funniest episodes of Crisis Twink to date, Drew welcomes rodeo queen Roz Kutsch to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Little House on the Prairie. The girlies reminisce about Nellie Oleson being their first exposure to people being huge b's for absolutely no reason, the name "Almanzo," PBS's reckless reality experiment Frontier House, and Faith Hill. All this and more on the sixty-ninth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Roz on Instagram. Donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds.
01:06:24
July 06, 2022
"Her Interactive" w/ Gifford Elliott & Nina Swistel
"Her Interactive" w/ Gifford Elliott & Nina Swistel
A story like this has never been told. Drew welcomes Gifford Elliott and Nina Swistel to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the Nancy Drew video game series. The girlies giggle about "girls who aren't afraid of a mouse," pregnant pauses in children's games, Wendy Williams' cultural impact, and insurrection shades. All this and more on the sixty-eighth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Gifford on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Nina on Instagram.
01:43:02
June 29, 2022
"All Is Forgiven" w/ Dan Allegretto
"All Is Forgiven" w/ Dan Allegretto
Drew welcomes Dan Allegretto (DIAL #DAN) to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls' Trip Season 2. The girlies break down Dan's trip to the season premiere party, Vicki Gunvalson's sour grapes, PR twinks, and Mariah Carey's storied career. All this and more on the sixty-seventh episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Dan on Twitter and Instagram. Donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds.
01:06:10
June 25, 2022
"Drinking His Beep" w/ Michael Eichner
"Drinking His Beep" w/ Michael Eichner
"See, they're trying to bite our style/Trying to study our approach/They like the way we do it/so original!" Drew welcomes back mama Michael Eichner to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Travis Barker's career. The girlies dive into Blink-182's roots, Kravis and the pop punk revival, Marcus Mumford's daddy bear mystique, and Weezer. All this and more on the sixty-sixth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Michael on Twitter and Instagram. Disclaimer: This episode contains discussion about Meet the Barkers, an MTV series. Michael is currently an employee of Paramount Global, but he has no connection to the series.
01:26:31
June 22, 2022
"This Country Makes It Hard to Get Your Life"
"This Country Makes It Hard to Get Your Life"
Bonus episode!!!! Drew rambles today. Topics include Irma Vep, the Miles Teller of France, inspiration, and Ottessa Moshfegh being apolitical fish. All this and more on the sixty-fifth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
17:40
June 17, 2022
RE-RELEASE: "House of Coochie 2: The Klumps" w/ Tyler Dinucci
RE-RELEASE: "House of Coochie 2: The Klumps" w/ Tyler Dinucci
In a historic first for the podcast, Drew welcomes back television writer, political commentator, and smoochpig Tyler Dinucci to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the OnlyFans fiasco. The girlies dive into the platform's scary monopoly, Chacharina erasure, Lady Gaga's most consistent eras, and hole. All this and more on the twenty-second episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Tyler on Twitter and Instagram.
01:28:08
June 15, 2022
"The Men in Music Business Conference" w/ Bobby Hyland
"The Men in Music Business Conference" w/ Bobby Hyland
Down at the men in music BIZness conference...Drew welcomes acclaimed filmmaker Bobby Hyland for a very special Pride episode in which they run down the Top 10 "gay songs" of all time. Is this a sincere exercise or a stupid exercise or both? Where does Allison Williams fit into all of this? Did P!nk make the cut? And who's flying the plane????? All this and more on the sixty-fourth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Bobby on Twitter and Instagram. 
01:39:06
June 09, 2022
"I Don't Understand Wyoming" w/ Marissa Jones
"I Don't Understand Wyoming" w/ Marissa Jones
Drew welcomes academic Marissa Jones to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Kendrick Lamar's new album Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers. The girlies dissect Kendrick's most challenging era yet, "Auntie Diaries," Jeffree Star's abattoir, and Hershey's chocolate. All this and more on the sixty-third episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram.
55:15
June 01, 2022
"Quirked Up" w/ Wesley Janson
"Quirked Up" w/ Wesley Janson
Drew welcomes the Dancing Diva of Wadena, Minnesota Wesley Janson to discuss this week's cultural emergency: goofy boys are having a moment. The girlies puzzle over Jack Harlow and Pete Davidson's meteoric rise to fame, Prince, TIME magazine's loose definition of "influential," and Cleveland wine cherubs. All this and more on the sixty-second episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Wesley on Twitter and Instagram.
55:06
May 25, 2022
"Committed to Being Feline and Cats"
"Committed to Being Feline and Cats"
Bonus episode!!!! There is so much queer TV on right now, and Drew needed to talk about it since there is a straight man guesting on Wednesday. Topics include Legendary, Law Roach the drama himself,  Drag Race All Winners, and Jean Smart being mother and taking it. All this and more on the sixty-first episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
18:28
May 23, 2022
"A Fantasy Never Starts With A Queen" w/ Annelise Escher
"A Fantasy Never Starts With A Queen" w/ Annelise Escher
Tell me something, girlie. And she told! Drew welcomes the good sis Annelise Escher to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper performing "Shallow" at the 2019 Oscars. The girlies delve into what happens when two theater kids find love, Barbra-ing, Cara Delevingne acting like a greased-up freak, and, of course, Cammy Cabby's dire new venture. Moreover, Annelise proffers a theory that rocks Drew to his very foundation and changes the podcast forever. All this and more on the sixtieth (Diamond Jubilee baby!) episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Annelise on Instagram.
01:04:21
May 18, 2022
"We're Talking About the Fruit?" w/ Sara Soto
"We're Talking About the Fruit?" w/ Sara Soto
Drew welcomes Sara Soto (Zewá Artisan Jewelry) to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Daddy Yankee's retirement. The girlies go deep on reggaetón's global explosion, the masterpiece that is "Limbo," Japanese strawberries, and covering your feet. All this and more on the fifty-ninth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Sara on Instagram. Follow Zewá on Instagram. 
50:25
May 11, 2022
"Wounded Dignity" w/ Gus Hickey
"Wounded Dignity" w/ Gus Hickey
Ted Lasso? Ted Nasty! Drew welcomes TV writer Gus Hickey (Will & Grace, Queens) to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Jennifer Garner. The girlies titter about the Elektra to mom pipeline, the Met Gala, Olivia Wilde's hectic week, and a very unsophisticated shade of pink. All this and more on the fifty-eighth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Gus on Twitter and Instagram.
01:22:15
May 04, 2022
"La Más Chuck"
"La Más Chuck"
A post-spring break Drew is truly on his last legs, so Crisis Twink is going solo for the week. It is still a little bonbon for ya damn tongue. Topics include Minx, the Drag Race finale, the necessity of Lisa Rinna, and Betty Gilpin. All this and more on the fifty-seventh episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
21:03
April 27, 2022
RE-RELEASE: "Crab People" w/ Ally Hardebeck
RE-RELEASE: "Crab People" w/ Ally Hardebeck
Drew welcomes Leo apologist & good art friend Ally Hardebeck to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Scammer Girl Fall. The girlies dissect Caroline Calloway's many grifts, Amelia Earhart's disappearance, SFK LFG LLC, and someone named "GoonRock." All this and more on the twenty-ninth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
49:12
April 20, 2022
"The Alex McCord Theorem" w/ Colin LaBran
"The Alex McCord Theorem" w/ Colin LaBran
Drew welcomes Bravo academic Colin LaBran to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the Real Housewives of New York reboot. The girlies debate Jill Zarin's influence, how do you solve a problem like Ramona, pearls for men, and Eurovision. All this and more on the fifty-sixth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Colin on Instagram.
01:21:56
April 13, 2022
"Martha Marthak May Marlene" w/ Carey O'Donnell
"Martha Marthak May Marlene" w/ Carey O'Donnell
Drew welcomes TV writer and Sexy Unique Podcast co-host Carey O'Donnell to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Martha Stewart's Instagram. The girlies wax rhapsodic about Friesian horses, the beautiful and unusual Princess Peony, West Hollywood lighting, and Jena Malone's community-based policing initiatives. All this and more on the fifty-fifth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Carey on Twitter and Instagram.
56:25
April 08, 2022
"All Throat" w/ Pierce Richter
"All Throat" w/ Pierce Richter
Push the button, baby! Drew welcomes pop music historian Pierce Richter to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the state of Miley Cyrus in 2022. The girlies go orf on her new live album ATTENTION, how to sing "Heart of Glass," the Grammys, and the plight of creative children. All this and more on the fifty-fourth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Pierce on Twitter and Instagram.
01:07:03
April 06, 2022
"The Year of Magical Twinking" w/ George Civeris
"The Year of Magical Twinking" w/ George Civeris
It's the one year anniversary of Crisis Twink! One year of absolute nonsense and joy. Drew welcomes Gawker editor and StraightioLab co-host George Civeris to discuss this week's cultural emergency: And Just Like That...'s Season 2 renewal. The girlies girl about Che Diaz's big return, Miranda Hobbes revisionism, Kate Hudson in Nine, and the "Losing You" music video. All this and more on the fifty-third episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Thank you to everyone for listening over the past year! Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow George on Twitter and Instagram.
01:07:56
March 30, 2022
"Oscars Monologue"
"Oscars Monologue"
It's a bonus mini-episode! Drew is reeling after the slap heard round the world. Plus, he goes deep on the red carpet, Drag Race España, Jennifer Aydin, and the sniffles. All this and more on the fifty-second episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
20:24
March 28, 2022
"The Kardashians of Europe" w/ Mati Tinazzi Martini
"The Kardashians of Europe" w/ Mati Tinazzi Martini
Drew welcomes Italian fashionista Mati Tinazzi Martini to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Kanye West and Virgil Abloh's fashion revolution. The girlies pore over Yeezy's massive influence, Miu Miu's slutty prep-wear, the royal family, and Drew (the brand, not the host). All this and more on the fifty-first episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Mati on Instagram.
52:15
March 23, 2022
"I'm a Huge Believer in Instruments" w/ Georgie Morvis
"I'm a Huge Believer in Instruments" w/ Georgie Morvis
Can you believe it's the fiftieth episode of Crisis Twink? Well it is! Look at the metadata, binch. Drew welcomes conspiracy theorist Georgie Morvis to discuss this week's cultural emergency: shipping Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift. The girlies delve into Kaylor's demise, the "Bad Blood" music video, Louvre privilege, and whether or not a capella has a place in this economy. All this and more on the fiftieth(!) episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Georgie on Twitter and Instagram.
57:55
March 16, 2022
"Dimples Actor" w/ Jack Mazzeo
"Dimples Actor" w/ Jack Mazzeo
In the most jam-packed, free-wheeling episode of Crisis Twink to date, Drew welcomes bear emeritus Jack Mazzeo to discuss this week's cultural emergency: The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2. The girlies analyze the show's fundamental instability, Heather Gay's false flag operation, Charli XCX's stan war, and Baby Vanja Sevigny. All this and more on the forty-ninth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Jack on Twitter and Instagram.
01:30:20
March 09, 2022
"Pig Pig Grows Up" w/ John McDonough
"Pig Pig Grows Up" w/ John McDonough
Tom Schwartz refuses to grow up. He is a big pig, but he insists on sleeping in a crib, eating strained foods, wearing baby clothes, and riding in a stroller. Then one day, Tom Schwartz surprises everyone--especially himself. Writer and elite podcaster John McDonough (Teach Me Sentai) returns to to discuss this week's cultural emergency: RuPaul's Drag Race judging is bananas. The girlies gripe about acting challenge stupidity, Daya Betty's low-level villainy, Vanderpump Rules, and Robert Pattinson's history of lies. All this and more on the forty-eighth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow John on Twitter and Instagram. 
01:29:10
March 04, 2022
"Pain et Beurre" w/ Ethan Flanagan
"Pain et Beurre" w/ Ethan Flanagan
This episode...is a laugherie. Drew welcomes Parisian twink Ethan Flanagan to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the disappearance of Sky Ferreira. The girlies gossip about Masochism, how Pitchfork rotted our brains, Marion Cotillard's inconvenient truth, and the old crone Emmy Rossum. All this and more on the forty-seventh episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Ethan on Twitter and Instagram.
01:04:39
March 02, 2022
"Obnoxious Bangers" w/ Will Adams
"Obnoxious Bangers" w/ Will Adams
Drew welcomes pop historian and writer Will Adams (The Singles Jukebox) to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Kim Petras' horrible new mixtape Slut Pop. The girlies go in on the Dr. Luke of it all, bimbofication gone wrong, Ultra's campy late-2000s dominance, and the Honey Nut Cheerios bee. All this and more on the forty-sixth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Will on Twitter and Instagram.
51:57
February 23, 2022
"The Worst Styles" w/ José Villalobos
"The Worst Styles" w/ José Villalobos
Drew welcomes KING José Villalobos to discuss this week's cultural emergency: a full decade of stanning One Direction. The girlies wax nostalgic about Larry, Zayn Malik's turbulent solo career, Julia Fox securing the Birkin to the detriment of everyone else, and the worst dressed woman in Hollywood. All this and more on the forty-fifth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow José on Instagram.
57:54
February 16, 2022
"Staten Island Chuck" w/ Sarah Hillegass
"Staten Island Chuck" w/ Sarah Hillegass
The lost episode...finally found. Drew welcomes cosmopolitan woman Sarah Hillegass to discuss this week's cultural emergency: dating in 2022. The girlies pick apart the Barbie/goth girl dichotomy, no one on TikTok knowing what "love bombing" means, Rihanna's bébé, and groundhog manslaughter. All this and more on the forty-fourth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Yes, I know this episode is a week late. Yes, I know this has been edited to hell and back (poorly). And??? Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Sarah on Instagram.
01:05:50
February 09, 2022
"RE-RELEASE: The Fish Rots From the Head" w/ Tia Pizzaria & Garrett Chisholm
"RE-RELEASE: The Fish Rots From the Head" w/ Tia Pizzaria & Garrett Chisholm
Pound the alarm! Drew welcomes Dianna Agron stans Tia Pizzaria & Garrett Chisholm to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the Glee curse. The girlies girl about Lea Michele's catastrophic attitude and other behind-the-scenes gossip, Heather Morris's comedic genius, and, of course, the demon queen known as Cassandra July. All this and more on the twenty-first episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:13:24
February 02, 2022
"#SoldierSaturday" w/ Gavin Myers
"#SoldierSaturday" w/ Gavin Myers
The dog days are over! Drew welcomes the good sis Gavin Myers to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the Spears family drama. The girlies fret over Britney vs. Jamie Lynn, how everyone is acting positively FREAKISHLY on social media at all times of the day and night, the death of Manfred Thierry Mugler, and Dakota Johnson's (alleged) trip to Blue Bottle. All this and more on the forty-third episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Gavin on Instagram.
50:47
January 26, 2022
"Jorgeous Jorgeous Girls: Part II" w/ Tyler Dinucci
"Jorgeous Jorgeous Girls: Part II" w/ Tyler Dinucci
Tyler Dinucci is back for Part II of our discussion of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 14! The girlies chit-chat about Kornbread's fabulousness, sketch comedy, having Nerve, and a Little Mix feud that somehow does not involve any of the actual members of Little Mix. All this and more on the forty-second episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Tyler on Twitter and Instagram.
59:34
January 20, 2022
"Jorgeous Jorgeous Girls: Part I" w/ Tyler Dinucci
"Jorgeous Jorgeous Girls: Part I" w/ Tyler Dinucci
To quote a gorgeous gorgeous girl, "Where am I?" Drew welcomes TV writer, political commentator, and fan favorite Tyler Dinucci back for a record-breaking third appearance to discuss this week's cultural emergency: RuPaul's Drag Race Season 14! The girlies freak out about the latest crop of queens, international franchise fatigue, Joss Whedon, and Bella Hadid's little fibs. All this and more on the forty-first episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. PART II OUT TOMORROW! Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Tyler on Twitter and Instagram.
52:51
January 19, 2022
"Julia Fox and the Metaverse of Madness" w/ Grace Muth
"Julia Fox and the Metaverse of Madness" w/ Grace Muth
Drew welcomes dear friend Grace Muth to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the metaverse. The girlies parse living in the simulation, virtual Balenciaga, the Kimye arms race, and Taylor's versions. All this and more on the fortieth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Grace on Instagram.
58:16
January 12, 2022
"Black Turtleneck Girls" w/ Allison Swimmer
"Black Turtleneck Girls" w/ Allison Swimmer
Happy 2022! Drew welcomes beloved chica Allison Swimmer to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the science of cheugy. The girlies dissect the basics of being basic, learning what Aritzia is, Carrie/Samantha hybrids, and a very special girl named Winona. All this and more on the thirty-ninth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Allison on Instagram.
01:07:05
January 05, 2022
RE-RELEASE: "Show Him More Catboys!" w/ Julia Gray
RE-RELEASE: "Show Him More Catboys!" w/ Julia Gray
Drew welcomes writer Julia Gray (Morning Brew, The Washington Post, The Ringer, Stereogum, Pitchfork) to discuss this week's cultural emergency: TikTok. The girlies dive into The D'Amelio Show, dancing as a vehicle for age gap discourse, Billie Eilish's boring new album, and someone named "iCarla." Plus--a very special PC Music-themed "Tear the Community Apart!" All this and more on the twentieth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:05:16
December 29, 2021
"The Steffi Awards: Part II" w/ John Boone
"The Steffi Awards: Part II" w/ John Boone
Pound the alarm. It's part two of the first annual Steffi Awards, a celebratory rundown of the five biggest cultural emergencies of 2021. The Dancing Diva of Naperville John Boone joins Drew to discuss Olivia Rodrigo, Bravo felons, a crack-up at the frozen yogurt shoppe, and so much more. All this and more on the thirty-eighth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis. Thank you all for listening to Crisis Twink in 2021! Come back next year for some more incredible episodes with equally incredible guests. Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Boone on Twitter.
01:07:13
December 22, 2021
"The Steffi Awards: Part I" w/ John Boone
"The Steffi Awards: Part I" w/ John Boone
Ring-a-ding-ding!!! It's the first annual Steffi Awards, a celebratory rundown of the five biggest cultural emergencies of 2021. Crisis Twink's producer/detractor extraordinaire John Boone joins Drew to discuss Jennifer Garner's storied career, the death of Prince Philip, the tasteful way people memorialized the death of Prince Philip, and so much more. This episode goes off the rails within the first ten seconds, and you will not want to miss it. All this and more on the thirty-seventh episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.  Follow Crisis Twink on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Drew on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Boone on Twitter.
53:15
December 15, 2021
"Big Twinky & the GrooGrux King" w/ Jon Smith
"Big Twinky & the GrooGrux King" w/ Jon Smith
This? Is GrooGrux. Drew welcomes fan favorite Jon Smith to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the mess that is the 2021 holiday season. The girlies grinch about Kelly Clarkson, the Philly jam band scene, how Christmas media peaked in 1965, and Pokémon Shining Pearl. All this and more on the thirty-sixth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:11:10
December 08, 2021
"Gay Witchy Fashionista" w/ Arthur Schott Lopes
"Gay Witchy Fashionista" w/ Arthur Schott Lopes
Why is nobody ready? Drew welcomes Arthur Schott Lopes to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the 15th anniversary of The Devil Wears Prada. The girlies girl about Meryl Streep's most iconic role, stanning Gisele Bündchen, not knowing who Leona Lewis is, and chubby American shorts. All this and more on the thirty-fifth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:05:07
December 01, 2021
RE-RELEASE: "Nadia Oh Is the Sixth Flavor" w/ Forda Boyz
RE-RELEASE: "Nadia Oh Is the Sixth Flavor" w/ Forda Boyz
This episode is for bad bitches and Rexhars only! On the last day of Pride 2021, Drew welcomes drag queen and performer Forda Boyz to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the oversaturation of hyperpop. The girlies kiki about their undying devotion to PC Music, passé nü-metal, the "Who?"-ing of Elton John, and Grimes' secretary Brooke Candy. All this and more on the thirteenth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:02:42
November 24, 2021
"The Cammy Cabby Games (Drew's Version)"
"The Cammy Cabby Games (Drew's Version)"
It's a bonus mini-episode! Drew is alone with his thoughts this week. Shawn Mendes and Cammy Cabby broke up, and we are all to blame. Plus, Drew goes deep on RHOSLC, Canada's Drag Race, and nothing else of consequence. All this and more on the thirty-fourth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
19:57
November 19, 2021
"Eternal Sunshine of the Yassified Mind" w/ Hale McSharry
"Eternal Sunshine of the Yassified Mind" w/ Hale McSharry
This is therapy and this is academia but most importantly this is ARTPOP. In the most jam-packed episode to date, Drew welcomes everyone's favorite oomfie Hale McSharry to discuss this week's cultural emergency: SpongeBob SquarePants made him a gay socialist. The girlies pontificate about coping through horror movies, internet absurdism, Katy Perry's literal return to her roots, and "Bunny Is A Rider." All this and more on the thirty-third episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:26:49
November 17, 2021
"Disengaging From the Allegations" w/ Ilina Mitra
"Disengaging From the Allegations" w/ Ilina Mitra
In the most Bravo-packed episode yet, Drew welcomes Housewives expert Ilina Mitra to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 11 reunion. The girlies go off on Erika Girardi's bizarre and possibly criminal ramblings, America's sweetheart PK Kemsley, Demi Lovato's foray into QAnon, and ground apples. All this and more on the thirty-second episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:15:53
November 10, 2021
"It's Funny That You Mention Kahanna Montrese..." w/ Pat Toland & Kevin Cleland
"It's Funny That You Mention Kahanna Montrese..." w/ Pat Toland & Kevin Cleland
Drew welcomes RuPaul's Drag Race historians Pat Toland and Kevin Cleland to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Drag Race UK Series 3. The girlies discuss the franchise's blah era, the terrifying bounciness of Elektra Shock, combat reporter Stefani Germanotta, and Scandinavia. All this and more on the thirty-first episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:10:27
November 04, 2021
"Who Up Playing With They Worm?" w/ Josh Barrett & Andrew Katsohirakis
"Who Up Playing With They Worm?" w/ Josh Barrett & Andrew Katsohirakis
Boo binch! It's the Crisis Twink 30th Episode Halloween Spooktacular! Drew welcomes sci-fi experts Josh Barrett and Andrew Katsohirakis to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Dune! The girlies rave about Denis Villeneuve's excellent new film, Becky Fergie, the Scream reboot, and why candy corn isn't halal. All this and more on the thirtieth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:11:35
October 27, 2021
"Every Natalie La Rose Has Its Thorn" w/ Maria Carrasco
"Every Natalie La Rose Has Its Thorn" w/ Maria Carrasco
Drew welcomes Maria Carrasco to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Grimes reading Karl Marx. The girlies talk about Baby X, authenticity in tabloid culture, relinquishing their Barb cards, and America's leading policy maker Vanessa Hudgens. All this and more on the twenty-eighth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
49:50
October 13, 2021
RE-RELEASE: "The Razr's Edge" w/ Autumn Carter & Sam Zirebwa
RE-RELEASE: "The Razr's Edge" w/ Autumn Carter & Sam Zirebwa
Bree Runway? BE Runway. Drew welcomes extremely online tech queer Autumn Carter and podcaster and professional Bratz doll Sam Zirebwa ("Results Not Guaranteed") to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the fall of mid-2000s cell phones. The girlies reminisce about the timeless elegance of the LG Chocolate, "Kiss Me Thru the Phone," and the alphabet mafia, and Autumn and Sam have to play the two toughest games on Earth: "Go Call the Guv'nah" and "Tear the Community Apart." All this and more on the second episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:06:55
October 06, 2021
"FRUITY" w/ John Sittu & Lucas Carter
"FRUITY" w/ John Sittu & Lucas Carter
Drew welcomes beebles and fruity people John Sittu & Lucas Carter to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Pickle Rick. The girlies lose their minds over Rick and Morty's incredibly obnoxious fanbase, Big Beef & Cheddars, Mark Wahlberg's alleged hate crimes, and New Jersey's rich musical fabric. All this and more on the twenty-seventh episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
53:46
September 29, 2021
"No Tea No Shade to Marshmello" w/ Will Sandercock
"No Tea No Shade to Marshmello" w/ Will Sandercock
Drew welcomes film/TV professional and dance music enthusiast Will Sandercock to discuss this week's cultural emergency: mainstream dance music is killing house music. The girlies lament Diplo and Co.'s lame attempts at genre-hopping, our French blog-house awakenings, the premiere of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Jack Harlow's tremendous sex appeal. All this and more on the twenty-sixth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:12:14
September 22, 2021
"A Mormon Dancer/Actress With Cultural Sensitivity Issues" w/ Alex Eldridge
"A Mormon Dancer/Actress With Cultural Sensitivity Issues" w/ Alex Eldridge
Drew welcomes television writer and dear friend Alex Eldridge ("Impulse") to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the film industry's pivot away from theatrical releases. The girlies chat about the loss of the theater-going experience, Kacey Musgraves' new album, the Licorice Pizza Haim, and strategic woo. All this and more on the twenty-fourth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:04:14
September 15, 2021
"Twink Is King" w/ Lynn Q. Yu
"Twink Is King" w/ Lynn Q. Yu
Donda donda donda donda donda. Drew welcomes screenwriter Lynn Q. Yu to discuss this week's cultural emergency: DONDA. The girlies analyze their mutual Kanye standom, album bloat in the streaming age, Miles Teller's latest idiocy, and their suspicion over Zendaya and Tom Holland's relationship. All this and more on the twenty-third episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:13:18
September 08, 2021
"House of Coochie" w/ Tyler Dinucci
"House of Coochie" w/ Tyler Dinucci
Ciao, bambinx! It's the most incendiary, earth-shattering episode yet as Drew welcomes television writer and dear friend Tyler Dinucci to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the flight of Fleets. The girlies get into Gay Twitter, the sudden explosion of alt culture, Charli XCX's fancy new venture, and Nelly Furtado's brand consistency. All this and more on the nineteenth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
55:53
August 11, 2021
"Anthony Kiedis Is Not a Peacemaker" w/ Michael Eichner & Jack Preis
"Anthony Kiedis Is Not a Peacemaker" w/ Michael Eichner & Jack Preis
Drew welcomes nü-metal devotee Michael Eichner and music festival producer Jack Preis (Lost Lands, Bass Canyon) to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Woodstock '99. The girlies dissect its insane failings, Fred Durst, Moby's neck tattoos, and how to build a better music festival. Plus a very straight, very Chicago edition of "Go Call the Guv'nah" and "Tear the Community Apart!" All this and more on the eighteenth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:19:20
August 04, 2021
"Hospital Horse Girl" w/ Sarah Cartwright
"Hospital Horse Girl" w/ Sarah Cartwright
The day has come. Drew welcomes pop music historian and Carly girl Sarah Cartwright to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the red-pilling of Gwen Stefani. The girlies try to grapple with her Oklahoma era, Ku Ku Harajuku, why Chance the Rapper makes music for children, and Mischa Barton's garage. All this and more on the seventeenth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:11:16
July 28, 2021
"Blessid Union of Souls" w/ Jaclyn Onufrey & Chris White
"Blessid Union of Souls" w/ Jaclyn Onufrey & Chris White
Hi handsome! Drew welcomes Jaclyn Onufrey & Chris White ("The Steve Buscemi/Christopher Walken Party Game") to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the Gossip Girl reboot. The girlies break down the new version's many successes, the legendary Blair Waldorf, Typhoid Dua, and possible elder abuse. All this and more on the sixteenth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:10:04
July 21, 2021
"Daughtry Vibes" w/ Nick Younger
"Daughtry Vibes" w/ Nick Younger
Drew welcomes Jake Gyllenhaal look-alike Nick Younger to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Davy Jones' Locker. The girlies reminisce about Pirates of the Caribbean, the sailor's devil, Tobey Maguire's dark passenger, and erotic fan art. All this and more on the fifteenth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:03:53
July 14, 2021
"Flag on the Gay" w/ Aaron Lieberman
"Flag on the Gay" w/ Aaron Lieberman
"ooOWooOWWooh saayaaaaaaay" - Fergie. Drew welcomes tech bro apologist Aaron Lieberman to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Carl Nassib is gay. The girlies girl about the fraught intersection of queerness and sports, Mike & Ike shampoo, Aaron's standom of any and all vocalists, and Christina Aguilera's turbulent 2011. All this and more on the fourteenth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:02:25
July 07, 2021
"My Brain Is My Money Maker" w/ Ryan Aguirre
"My Brain Is My Money Maker" w/ Ryan Aguirre
Drew welcomes dear friend and Disney gay Ryan Aguirre (Starz) to discuss this week's cultural emergency: you need to be watching Hacks. The girlies chat about Jean Thee Smart, meta comedy, Kimberly Guilfoyle's revenge, and getting loud. All this and more on the twelfth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
43:52
June 23, 2021
"Mama, Let's Pathologize" w/ Nina Wilder
"Mama, Let's Pathologize" w/ Nina Wilder
Drew welcomes writer and everywoman Nina Wilder to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Lorde's worrisome new era. The girlies dissect her island time relaunch, Jack Antonoff's ubiquity, Glee's effect on Gen Z mental illness, and the simple pleasures of a chocolate-dipped strawberry. All this and more on the eleventh episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:05:44
June 16, 2021
"Renaissance Retrofuturism" w/ Bubba Fish
"Renaissance Retrofuturism" w/ Bubba Fish
It's the big ten, baby! On today's spectacular milestone episode, Drew welcomes transportation equity advocate and community organizer Bubba Fish to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Annie Lennox is underappreciated. The girlies muse about the formative "Walking On Broken Glass" video, a very shocking house tour, a very shocking Kermit the Frog impression, and Depop. All this and more on the tenth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
57:12
June 09, 2021
"Send Me Up the Chocolate Tube" w/ Basil Seif
"Send Me Up the Chocolate Tube" w/ Basil Seif
It's a Pride Month Spectacular! Drew welcomes GOOP subscriber Basil Seif to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Timothée Chalamet is WONKA. The girlies dive into the Deppification of Timmy's career, beautiful allyship, Angry Birds beefcakes, and the many parallels between Miles Teller and cicadas. All this and more on the ninth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
59:15
June 02, 2021
"Blunt Force Lana" w/ Jack Dodge
"Blunt Force Lana" w/ Jack Dodge
Drew welcomes podcaster extraordinaire Jack Dodge ("Dating Straight") to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the social experiment that is Lana Del Rey. The girlies fret about their mutual years-long Lana standom, the pitfalls of cop love, Lindsay Lohan's confusing new venture, and salad bars. All this and more on the eighth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:06:37
May 26, 2021
"It's Tricia From High School!" w/ Susan Lang
"It's Tricia From High School!" w/ Susan Lang
It's the Cataracs! Drew welcomes normal person Susan Lang to discuss this week's cultural emergency: she fears the return of the 2010s. The girlies theorize about "Gucci Gucci" as the skeleton key that unlocks an entire decade's worth of culture, the upside of Tumblr, Katy Perry's new alliance with Pikachu, and fundamental principles of microeconomics. All this and more on the seventh episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
55:05
May 19, 2021
"Hot In M***topia" w/ FRED
"Hot In M***topia" w/ FRED
Drew welcomes dear friend and mononymous icon FRED to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Zac Efron looks different than he used to. The girlies dissect the stigma around cosmetic procedures, aging in Hollywood, Drew's "High School Musical"-induced coming of age, and someone named Joshua Bassett. It's very nuanced, but also hot! All this and more on the sixth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
57:44
May 12, 2021
"Twink History Ride" w/ Jon Smith
"Twink History Ride" w/ Jon Smith
Twink...is all over the world...it's a phenomenon! Drew welcomes pedal enthusiast Jon Smith ("Frasier 2: The Streets") to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the utter insanity that is Peloton's Women's History Month programming. The girlies try to grapple with Cody Rigsby, being a woman in the 1960s, and Northern Irish geopolitics, and Jon dismantles everything we know about mid-2000s alt-rock in a shockingly straight round of "Tear the Community Apart." All this and more on the fifth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:05:30
May 05, 2021
"Not So Easy Breezy" w/ Alex Valenti
"Not So Easy Breezy" w/ Alex Valenti
Drew welcomes music industry mogul Alex Valenti (3V Method) to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the continued platforming of Chris Brown. The girlies get into working with/for record labels, separating the art from the artist, and the Bonus Jonas. It's a slippery slope, but luckily we're good at skiing! All this and more on the fourth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
51:22
April 28, 2021
"Charisma Carpenter, Uniqueness, Nerve, & Talent" w/ John McDonough
"Charisma Carpenter, Uniqueness, Nerve, & Talent" w/ John McDonough
Slayer yass Gagá!!! Drew welcomes writer John McDonough ("Y: The Last Man") to discuss this week's cultural emergency: how do you solve a problem like Joss Whedon? The girlies dissect their formative experiences with "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Firefly," debate the highs and lows of "The Nevers," and (Kandy) muse on Season 13 of "RuPaul's Drag Race." All this and more on the third episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.
01:09:39
April 21, 2021
"Somewhat Hairless" w/ Aditya Joshi
"Somewhat Hairless" w/ Aditya Joshi
A gay man starting a podcast? Now I've heard everything. Drew welcomes filmmaker, musician, and podcaster Aditya Joshi ("Technicolor Theatre") to discuss this week's cultural emergency: unnecessary sequels. Does "A Quiet Place 2" need to exist? Is "The Hitman's Bodyguard's Wife?" a criminal abuse of the apostrophe? All roads lead to Olivia Rodrigo on the first episode of Crisis Twink--the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.  NOTE: Due to a back-end error, the first and second episodes of Crisis Twink are showing up out of order. I am working on fixing this issue, though it should not impact your listening experience.
40:51
April 07, 2021