Crisis Of Faith With Joe And Drew
By Joseph Smith
Crisis Of Faith With Joe And DrewNov 08, 2021
099 Goodbye Jabronis
Drew gets a don't tread on me flag. Joe's hands smell like garlic. And together they predict your future and end their crises.
098 You Won't Believe It
Drew pees a little when he prophesies. Joe tries to kill the Pope. And God finishes his work on them both.
097 Bananal Integrity (Goodbye Letters)
Joe gets sappy. Drew makes disgusting smoothies. And together they say goodbye to the podcast.
096 Spiritual Blue Balls
Drew learns the word cuckold. Joe does reiki. And together they talk about the biggest scandal in American evangelical history (besides all the other ones).
095 Dr. Joe Presents Crisis of Faith (feat. Drew)
Joe adds letters to his name. Drew split-sneezes like a child. And then Joe cries at Hobby Lobby.
094 The Whole Thing
Drew gets fancy with Reba. Joe snakes Jerry Falwell, Jr’s drain. And together they give the golden rule an update.
093 Shackled By Lust
Joe is led into church on a leash. Drew flunks out of school. And together they consult an evangelical sexpert.
092 Purpose Driven Life
Drew drives two vans. Joe drives down people’s expectations. And together they discover The Purpose Driven Life™️.
091 Not A Cheeseburger
Drew cuts his unders. Joe drinks bubbly water from a dirty coffee mug. Together they remember what a dick Dave Ramsey is.
090 Smile Like Jesus
Joe plays hoops to bring people to the Lord. Drew plays music for meat. And together they learn to smile even when life boops you on the nose.
089 Communion Is For Boys
Joe gets a state inspection. Drew serves communion to the ladies. And together they discover that dead crises of faith sometimes come back to life.
088 Why'd You Say It So Gross?
Joe makes his kids pledge to be straight. Drew gives his kids fake medicine. And together they learn why evangelicalism sounds so icky even when it’s right.
087 Three Points and a Poem
Joe steals Drew’s HBO account. Drew explains to his parents why they only think they like Elvis. Together they try to pinpoint why Drew’s church plant failed.
086 Hey Jesus, Shut Up and Die
Drew rethinks his tramp stamp. Joe stops feeling his feelings. And together they explore how evangelicalism loves Jesus, just not anything he has to say.
085 Season Finale
We’ll be back September 2022!
Joe pierces his ear with a pimple. Drew practices his tight 5. And together they finish the sermon on the mount.
084 What Would Jesus Judge
Joe loses his pesky testes. Drew invites strangers into public restrooms with him. And together they decide to stop judging others except when it’s funny... or helpful... or necessary... or they forget.
Here's the article we talked about a bit late in the episode (in case you want to send it to a conservative who will DEFINITELY read it):
https://baptistnews.com/article/the-tangled-web-of-evangelical-opposition-to-abortion-while-believing-in-original-sin-eternal-conscious-torment-and-the-mysterious-age-of-accountability/?fbclid=IwAR38wwnpCX6UalYKePDK4I3CAsaJswMEs3FUG_vQ2_RtLdXVpzMW6_1CDRk#.Ynp306QpCEe
083 Don’t Worry ‘Bout a Ting
Drew eats poisoned beef jerky. Joe insists on being an accountability partner. And together they solve the problem of anxiety for everyone.
082 Sneaky Christian
Drew explains the “deal with toast.” Joe tells a church there is no god. And they discover the best way to be a Christian is to be sneaky about it.
081 Following Your Inner Path w/Megan Lyon
Joe and Drew hire a professional to help them learn how to develop a spirituality on the other side of evangelicalism.
080 Full Of Shift
Drew chips a tooth doing a keg stand. Joe wants to sing worship songs around a campfire. And together they try to figure out what they ever saw in evangelicalism.
079 Episode 48
Drew inhales the stench of gratitude Joe tells knock-knock jokes. And they try to sort out a disagreement they’ve had since the start of the podcast.
078 A Grandpa-Shaped Hole
Joe has pointy chakras. Drew tells the same story again. And together they figure out exactly what kind of God would send them to hell.
077 Not As Woke As You Think
Joe's haunches tingle. Drew flees the country. And together they plan their own cancelation.
076 Is Joe STILL An Atheist?
Drew thinks the economy is God. Joe recommends the prayer of Jabez. And together they prep Joe for the big stage.
075 This Is What Happens When You Die
Joe writes a haiku for his dissertation. Drew talks to Alanis Morissette at his gym. And together they explore the heavenly realms.
074 Donald Trump: God Of America
Drew becomes a shrink. Joe stops wearing pants. And together they learn the story of the many gods of the Bible.
073 So Many Gods
Joe eats his oatmeal spicy. Drew scams a phone repair kiosk. And they figure out which god is best.
072 Three Stories
Joe believes 50 Cent’s musical career may have lost value due to inflation. Drew offers to buy you a pizza. And they take a week off of Bible stuff to talk about the news.
071 Back To The Cross
Drew gives Joe a "spirit name." Joe pays a woman to stab him unconscious. And together they head BACK TO THE CROSS.
070 Deer Boobs
Joe realizes in real time that people can hear his thoughts (when he says them on a podcast). The Lord teaches Drew how to properly to seduce a woman. And they each list all the things they love about the bible.
069 Back To The Bible
Joe starts selling nutmeg wholesale. Drew gets edgy. And they revisit the ol' Good Book.
068 Am I Allowed To Change My Mind?
Joe starts leading Bigfoot tours even though he doesn't believe in Bigfoot. Drew serves up meatloaf and shame. And they both refuse to change their minds about anything ever.
067 D*mmit Isn’t God's Last Name
Drew gets the night sweats. Joe suggests Cobra Kai is responsible for the pandemic. And we all learn the 10 words you can't say in heaven.
066 Welcome to 2022
Joe forces his family to talk about hell. Drew forces his family to put the X back in X-mas. And the two catch up after a month of not talking.
065 Joel Osteen Never Leaves A Penny
Joe predicts this will be the last episode of Crisis of Faith in 2021. Drew predicts things that have already happened. And you get an inside look at all the mysteries that will unfold in 2022.
064 Prophetic Misfire
Drew chastises Joe for having very little prophetic history. Joe attempts to prophesy anyways. Together they discover just how much that matters.
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063 Jesus, Riots, And Property Damage
Joe and Drew phone a friend, J. Leavitt Pearl, to figure out whether violence EVER fits into a Christian ethic.
062 Exposing The System
Joe sets his parent's house on fire with his ugly Jesus collection. Drew uses religious guilt to steal the shirt off of man's back. And they start trying to figure out how you can turn the other cheek and also carry a pistol.
061 Do Not Resist
Joe explains why acupuncture is better than dentistry. Drew can‘t wait to tell everyone that he actually finished reading an article from The Atlantic. And they begin a BIG conversation about Jesus’ anti-resistance resistance movement.
Here’s a link to the article we got stuck on for most of the episode https://amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/620469/
060 How The Bible Actually Works w/ Pete Enns
Pete Enns, co-host of The Bible For Normal People, teaches us what we're really talking about when we talk about the Bible. And speaking of divine speech, Pete finally admits that Crisis of Faith is the OTHER God-ordained podcast on the internet.
Check out all things PETE ENNS here:
https://peteenns.com/
059 Is Drew BACK In?
Joe tries to help Drew figure out whether he will continue to pledge his allegiance to evangelicalism or finally accept his fate and pledge his commitment to...the devil.
058 Pinky Promise
Joe refuses to endorse Drew’s favorite show. Drew endorses Joel Osteen. And they finally get back to the Sermon on the Mount to discover what Jesus has against promises.
057 Why You Want to be LEFT BEHIND
Drew challenges Joe to a test of strength. Joe gets heated about the heat of artificial cinnamon. Then they learn why it’s better to be left behind.
056 Naked Pastor
055 No, YOU'RE Drunk
Joe gets a piercing on the air. Drew learns to tithe his rum, gin, and bourbon but can't remember the weights for his alcohol points system. And together they learn the hard way how to drink like a Christian.
054 Love Matters More w/ Jared Byas
Joe and Drew argue over which of them is better at "speaking the truth in love." Then Jared Byas shows up to tell them that LOVE MATTERS MORE.
https://www.amazon.com/Love-Matters-More-Fighting-Loving/dp/0310358604
053 WE'RE BACK, BABY
Joe gets his acus punctured. Drew proves he’s as much a man as the Italian Stallion. And they both reminisce about the days of old.
052 The Hollaback
Drew tells of a wonderful conversation about Torah Law he had with his grandmother. Joe makes tasteless menopause jokes, curses the elderly, and refuses to help write the description. And they bid farewell year one in the Crisis Of Faith Podcast.
051 Divorce And Remarriage
Drew promotes a line of cheap mail-order suits. Joe receives eerily specific targeted ads. And they get to the bottom of what Jesus has to say about divorce and remarriage.
050 The Return of Tommy Double Os
Drew says God has to be more open. Joe says God has to be more relational. Thomas Jay Oord says, "Boys, boys, boys... hear me out..."
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