Crisis Of Faith With Joe And Drew

Drew gets a don't tread on me flag. Joe's hands smell like garlic. And together they predict your future and end their crises.

Drew pees a little when he prophesies. Joe tries to kill the Pope. And God finishes his work on them both. 

Joe gets sappy. Drew makes disgusting smoothies. And together they say goodbye to the podcast. 

Drew learns the word cuckold. Joe does reiki. And together they talk about the biggest scandal in American evangelical history (besides all the other ones). 

Joe adds letters to his name. Drew split-sneezes like a child. And then Joe cries at Hobby Lobby. 

Drew gets fancy with Reba. Joe snakes Jerry Falwell, Jr’s drain. And together they give the golden rule an update. 

Joe is led into church on a leash. Drew flunks out of school. And together they consult an evangelical sexpert.

Drew drives two vans. Joe drives down people’s expectations. And together they discover The Purpose Driven Life™️.

Drew cuts his unders. Joe drinks bubbly water from a dirty coffee mug. Together they remember what a dick Dave Ramsey is. 

Joe plays hoops to bring people to the Lord. Drew plays music for meat. And together they learn to smile even when life boops you on the nose. 

Joe gets a state inspection. Drew serves communion to the ladies. And together they discover that dead crises of faith sometimes come back to life.

Joe makes his kids pledge to be straight. Drew gives his kids fake medicine. And together they learn why evangelicalism sounds so icky even when it’s right. 

Joe steals Drew’s HBO account. Drew explains to his parents why they only think they like Elvis. Together they try to pinpoint why Drew’s church plant failed. 

Drew rethinks his tramp stamp. Joe stops feeling his feelings. And together they explore how evangelicalism loves Jesus, just not anything he has to say. 

We’ll be back September 2022!

Joe pierces his ear with a pimple. Drew practices his tight 5. And together they finish the sermon on the mount.

Joe loses his pesky testes. Drew invites strangers into public restrooms with him. And together they decide to stop judging others except when it’s funny... or helpful... or necessary... or they forget.

Here's the article we talked about a bit late in the episode (in case you want to send it to a conservative who will DEFINITELY read it):

https://baptistnews.com/article/the-tangled-web-of-evangelical-opposition-to-abortion-while-believing-in-original-sin-eternal-conscious-torment-and-the-mysterious-age-of-accountability/?fbclid=IwAR38wwnpCX6UalYKePDK4I3CAsaJswMEs3FUG_vQ2_RtLdXVpzMW6_1CDRk#.Ynp306QpCEe

Drew eats poisoned beef jerky. Joe insists on being an accountability partner. And together they solve the problem of anxiety for everyone. 

Drew explains the “deal with toast.” Joe tells a church there is no god. And they discover the best way to be a Christian is to be sneaky about it. 

Joe and Drew hire a professional to help them learn how to develop a spirituality on the other side of evangelicalism. 

Drew chips a tooth doing a keg stand. Joe wants to sing worship songs around a campfire. And together they try to figure out what they ever saw in evangelicalism.

Drew inhales the stench of gratitude  Joe tells knock-knock jokes. And they try to sort out a disagreement they’ve had since the start of the podcast.

Joe has pointy chakras. Drew tells the same story again. And together they figure out exactly what kind of God would send them to hell.

Joe's haunches tingle. Drew flees the country. And together they plan their own cancelation. 

Drew thinks the economy is God. Joe recommends the prayer of Jabez. And together they prep Joe for the big stage.

Joe writes a haiku for his dissertation. Drew talks to Alanis Morissette at his gym. And together they explore the heavenly realms.

Drew becomes a shrink. Joe stops wearing pants. And together they learn the story of the many gods of the Bible. 

Joe eats his oatmeal spicy. Drew scams a phone repair kiosk. And they figure out which god is best.

Joe believes 50 Cent’s musical career may have lost value due to inflation. Drew offers to buy you a pizza. And they take a week off of Bible stuff to talk about the news.

Drew gives Joe a "spirit name." Joe pays a woman to stab him unconscious. And together they head BACK TO THE CROSS. 

Joe realizes in real time that people can hear his thoughts (when he says them on a podcast). The Lord teaches Drew how to properly to seduce a woman. And they each list all the things they love about the bible. 

Joe starts selling nutmeg wholesale. Drew gets edgy. And they revisit the ol' Good Book.

Joe starts leading Bigfoot tours even though he doesn't believe in Bigfoot. Drew serves up meatloaf and shame. And they both refuse to change their minds about anything ever. 

Drew gets the night sweats. Joe suggests Cobra Kai is responsible for the pandemic. And we all learn the 10 words you can't say in heaven.

Joe forces his family to talk about hell. Drew forces his family to put the X back in X-mas. And the two catch up after a month of not talking. 

Joe predicts this will be the last episode of Crisis of Faith in 2021. Drew predicts things that have already happened. And you get an inside look at all the mysteries that will unfold in 2022.

Drew chastises Joe for having very little prophetic history. Joe attempts to prophesy anyways. Together they discover just how much that matters.

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Joe and Drew phone a friend, J. Leavitt Pearl, to figure out whether violence EVER fits into a Christian ethic. 

Joe sets his parent's house on fire with his ugly Jesus collection. Drew uses religious guilt to steal the shirt off of man's back. And they start trying to figure out how you can turn the other cheek and also carry a pistol.

Joe explains why acupuncture is better than dentistry. Drew can‘t wait to tell everyone that he actually finished reading an article from The Atlantic. And they begin a BIG conversation about Jesus’ anti-resistance resistance movement. 

Here’s a link to the article we got stuck on for most of the episode https://amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/620469/

Pete Enns, co-host of The Bible For Normal People, teaches us what we're really talking about when we talk about the Bible. And speaking of divine speech, Pete finally admits that Crisis of Faith is the OTHER God-ordained podcast on the internet.  

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Joe tries to help Drew figure out whether he will continue to pledge his allegiance to evangelicalism or finally accept his fate and pledge his commitment to...the devil. 

Joe refuses to endorse Drew’s favorite show. Drew endorses Joel Osteen. And they finally get back to the Sermon on the Mount to discover what Jesus has against promises.

Drew challenges Joe to a test of strength. Joe gets heated about the heat of artificial cinnamon. Then they learn why it’s better to be left behind.

Joe gets a piercing on the air. Drew learns to tithe his rum, gin, and bourbon but can't remember the weights for his alcohol points system. And together they learn the hard way how to drink like a Christian.

Joe and Drew argue over which of them is better at "speaking the truth in love." Then Jared Byas shows up to tell them that LOVE MATTERS MORE.

https://www.amazon.com/Love-Matters-More-Fighting-Loving/dp/0310358604

Joe gets his acus punctured. Drew proves he’s as much a man as the Italian Stallion. And they both reminisce about the days of old.

Drew tells of a wonderful conversation about Torah Law he had with his grandmother. Joe makes tasteless menopause jokes, curses the elderly, and refuses to help write the description. And they bid farewell year one in the Crisis Of Faith Podcast. 

Drew promotes a line of cheap mail-order suits. Joe receives eerily specific targeted ads. And they get to the bottom of what Jesus has to say about divorce and remarriage. 

Drew says God has to be more open. Joe says God has to be more relational. Thomas Jay Oord says, "Boys, boys, boys... hear me out..."

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